Antigua Travel Report Submitted on 7/15/98 by
Flyrod Antigua has nothing, nada, zip, zero! However, all is not lost. The village next to
it has 4 or 5 houses with 4-8 ladies working. The place is called Jocotenango which is
about 2km from the center of Antigua, a 20 quetzales cab ride (6.12 Qs=$1US). You can take
a bus back for about 8 cents U.S. As reported earlier, the La Fuente (the Fountain) seems
to have the best looking ladies. The places are kind of crude but for about $7.50 a young,
seventeen or so, cutie will take care of you. Bring your phrase book, no English here.
There are a few cab drivers that do speak a little gringo so having one wait for you and
do your bargaining will help. Look for Rene who drives cab number 10 and can usually be
found at the cab stand at the central park. He may offer to take you to the Club Sirenas,
about a 40 minute cab ride up the road to Guatemala City. This place puts the Mustang
Ranch to shame. However, at the MR they don't have armed guards out front that frisk you
before you can go in. Fifteen or so girls ranging in looks from 4-9. A bar, lots of
couches, very nice rooms, and about $60 US will get you an hour or so with your choice of
a senorita. Wonderful head w/o cover! Had to don the dreaded raincoat for the main event.
My favorite was Aileen who is learning English. A very pretty young lady that flat out
made love to me, kissing, cuddling, great head, and seemed to be enjoying as much as I
did. They don't speak much English here but I do Spanish well enough. I want to go back.
Guatemala City (GC): This place is something else! There are clubs like the Sirenas all over the
place. Each one more fun than the last. All with the same theme, nice bar, couches, lots
of girls, elegant bedrooms, and little or no English spoken.
My buddy and I went to one called Facinacion. He immediately fell in love and was gone. I
did not see any real winners at first so I got a brew and just wandered around. As I did
so, I noticed this little beauty kept moving from place to place so I could always see
her. So I went and sat next to her and she cuddled right up holding my hand, stroking my
leg and so on. Given she was drop dead gorgeous, I was in love too. By now my buddy is
back but was willing to wait for me. Off we go...this lady was a dream. I have to give her
a 9.5 for looks especially after she took off her clothes! Wow! Perfect breasts, legs,
ass, curves..Yum! She knew I was enjoying looking at her lovely body and walked around the
bed posing for me. Put on a great show. The bed, by the way, was king size, on a raised
platform with a kind of step all around it. It also had subtle lighting, a canopy with a
mirror in it, more mirrors on the walls. There was also a large bathroom with shower. She
had a glamour shot of herself on the wall, poster size. I tried to buy it from her..no
sale. It was scrumptious. In all, I visited 6 of the clubs and I know there are many more.
The ones I saw were in Zona 9 and 10 near where I stayed. Club Facinacion, The Men's Club,
and Club Maruchas were all great. All were about the same as I have described with the
exception of the last one I visited the night before I left.
It is called CAPRICHO and is at 5 ave. 13-69 Zona 9, it is not far from the new Marriott
hotel, which is not open yet. I stayed at the Las Americas on Aveneda Las Americas and
could have easily walked to the place. When I walked in there was a young lady up on a
stage dancing nude. Hey, I'm going to like this place! A fellow that spoke fair English
sort of latched onto me and wanted to help me pick a lady. Now this was difficult, too
many choices! One little cutie came walking by and when I spoke to her she hopped on my
lap. My guide pointed out that she was xxx years old! Too young for me but I did party
with a xxx year old later. A real beauty too. They have a flat rate there, Q 400 which is
about $65 USD. The guide told me that he would have the girls put on a show for me and
soon one was up on the stage dancing. Shortly another joined her. Before long both were
naked and going down on each other and the like. Then, one walked to the back of the
stage, took a dildo out of a box and strapped it on. She then proceeded to plunk the other
girl with it. At first I did not think she was actually entering her with the thing, it
was pretty big. But when she laid on her back on the stage and the other girl sat down on
the thing there was no doubt. They finished up doggie style with the receiver going
nuts..Terrific show. Those clubs are great!
My experiences were confined to the clubs so I am unable to report on much else. I did try
the phone number given in another report for Yolanda (595-6147) and she she sounded good,
said she had four flaca (slender) ladies and was near our hotel. Told her I would call her
back so I could talk it over with my buddy. Tried for a half hour but, never got another
answer. We went to the Sirenas that night. There were plenty of ads in La Prensa for
escorts and massage but, I focused on the club scene. What with armed guards at the door,
they seemed pretty safe and with prices from Q400 to Q700 for great senoritas, why bother?
After dark it was taxi time. One night early on, I was going to walk to a shop about one
half block away from the hotel. Hardly half way there, a passing car honked his horn at
me. Also, not another soul in sight in any direction. I took the hint and headed home,
fast. Lots of talk of kidnappings, car-jackings and so on. Also, taxis are expensive and
the drivers never seem to know any English. Many are free lancers and are not to be
trusted. If you decide to partake, my advice is Cuidado! And have fun...