Havana -- Travel Report Submitted
on 7/16/98 by El Primo
Cuba is by far the most exotic and inexpensive sex vacation spot around. There are very
few Americans because of the embargo and most of the other tourists go about getting girls
the wrong way. I'll try to keep this travel report brief and concise, but there is so much
information that it will be hard.
Americans who wish to travel to Cuba generally will need to do so through a third country.
If you speak Spanish, I recommend Cancun or Mexico City obviously via Mexico. Cancun is
the fastest way, but some prefer the vastness of the airport in Mexico City to cover their
tracks. If you don't speak Spanish, you can fly to Havana from Toronto, Nassau (Bahamas),
or Montego Bay (Jamaica.) Americans do not need a special visa to enter Cuba and you can
get your tourist card at the airport before you board your flight to Cuba.
Unlike other countries, there are no titty bars, massage parlors or brothels in Cuba
(yet.) Nonetheless, the "jineteras" are easy to spot either on the Malecon or in
the nightclubs. As a rule of thumb, the girls in the top notch discos are more expensive
than the girls in medium-run clubs who are more expensive than the girls on the street.
The Comodorro in Miramar on the outskirts of Havana is generally considered to be the
"best" disco in Cuba costs $10.00 cover. The girls in there have to recover the
$10.00 shelled out plus will figure any tourist in there to be especially wealthy and
charge accordingly. Usual prices range from $80.00 to $120.00 for the night and this
doesn't count the drinks and food she'll consume (and her friends) before you leave. The
Copacabana is a more moderately priced disco ($5.00 cover) and the girls ask less (around
$60.00 and up.) Girls on the streets will charge $40.00 and up.
The trick though is not to compete with the other tourists. On each of my trips, I've
befriended locals. Twenty or thirty dollars will get you a large feast if the Cubans are
handling the negotiations. I also supply the beer and rum and as the party in my new
friend's house gets going all sorts of neighbors drop by to partake of the festivities.
Needless to say, there is always some cute twenty year old who's never been with a tourist
before and decides now the time to start. It helps if you speak Spanish, but I didn't my
first couple of times and had no problems.
Havana -- Travel Report Submitted on 6/26/98 by Anon
Here's my report of my recent 3-day stay in Havana, Cuba. I'm French speaking, so please
excuse my English. Since I'm Canadian, I can easily get to Cuba from Toronto. You fellow
Americans have to get whether there or travel through Cancun or Mexico City. Please don't
support the embargo, even if you hate Castro. Believe me, Cubans had suffered enough and
don't deserve it. They are incredibly friendly people. You can find working girls
everywhere in Havana. Just walk on the Malecon (sea shore drive) and you'll see a lot of
tropic beauties. Best time is after 10pm but not later 12pm (the best will be taken), you
can also be approached during daytime. Best places are around Melia Cohiba and Riviera
hotels. Prices are around $40 for all night. Little presents are very appreciated.
Remember that you might have a problem taking a girl to your hotel room; you'll have to
bribe the guard (minimum $20) and the girl should leave early in the morning to avoid
trouble. Any girl knows a "casa particular", a private flat where she can take
you. Expect to pay $10/hour for a room, $30 for all night. The best bet is not to stay in
a hotel but to rent a "casa particular" yourself. A very nice room is $20/night
for short stay. Girls are incredibly sexy and behave really like girlfriends. They enjoy
extended foreplay and french kissing. Be nice to them and you'll have the time of your
Playa del Este (Guanbo) -- Travel
Report Submitted on 7/9/98 by Box Munch
I traveled from the U.S. to Cuba Five times now within five years. My favorite place is a
little beach town 45 minute's from Havana. With the
police pushing the women out of Varodero, there winding up here. Your in a close distance
to go to the Habana Disco's, find someone and take her back to your beach house. Here is
the information of where I stay in Habana. The lady owners name is Caridad Lopez Alvarez
(telephone spanish only(06873268) address 9 na. B No. 47212, e/ 472 y 474, Playa Hermosa,
The place is fantastic 3 blocks from the beach. The rooms have air conditioning. $20 a
night per bedroom in the house. She and staff cooked
and cleaned and didn't steal our stuff. Another plus was the staff made sure our favorite
beverage's were stocked in the fridge at all time's,
for an additional fee. All so cheap. There's one disco in the area but the beach side bars
have enough action going on that you'll need no more.
There's a inclusive hotel near by called something like hotel co-co something like that.
The taxi cost me and my five buddies $1.00. The place
has a lot of action, going on. I couldn't believe all the women on the beach. The lunch at
the outside restaurant was quite good. May I suggest bringing a beer couzie to keep your
beer from going warm in the hot sun, we were glad we all had one. Also remember to bring
cutter, with the best cigars in the world on hand for like a buck a cigar. I didn't see
anyone selling cigar cutters. People constantly asked me
to borrow mine and it was a good way to meet others.
Another thing I noticed chicks used to break the ice with "can I have a
cigarette" and I noticed the newer updated line was can I have some of your bottled
water. So stock up on your favorite cigs, and bottled water.
I have a translator friend, that can provide her service's for you. Her name is Marie
Ellena(99-03-02) thats the neighbor Mercedes # she tell
you to call back at a certain time then redial and arrange for Marie to grab your house.
She is 100% trustworthy. She used to be a english
professor at a college in Cuba but she realized the 40 a month the job payed was not
enough. She now try's to work with tourist. She watched me and the girls I picked up. Her
husband drive's a motor taxi in the town and he's a lot of fun. He loves the women so much
him and his wife are seperated because of his women fondling. Bring plenty of U.S. small
change single's and five's in a big knot is a lot of money down there, so be careful.
Women at the roadside bars were actually moving there table closer to us so they can grab
our legs under the table. I felt like the only chick in the room full of drunken men. I
was loving every minute of it. Remember if you can brind back a couple of box's of Cubans
you can pay for your whole trip. I've been to Costa-Rica, Dominican Republic, Jamaica, and
Cuba is it for me. Beer's and broads for like a buck rule.