Minneapolis Massage Parlors Submitted on
8/30/98 by The M.C.
I went to Yoshiko Massage Sauna, Downtown Mpls., and I was disappointed. First off, the
place is a dump. Secondly, I made the mistake of assuming prices I've experienced from
going to places out-of-state and on this site would be about right. I got it half right.
It must be the real estate values downtown, because it was fucking expensive! I had always
gotten full service for about $150 everywhere else I had gone, but I played it safe and
brought $200. It cost $106 just to get in (the 6 was for tax). With that you get a shower,
massage, and exchange massage. I got a very pretty young woman named Joanna, and I
figured, what the hell, she looks like she'd be worth the whole $200. Well, either she was
having a really bad day or she hates her job or something because it seemed like she
couldn't wait for me to get out of there. The shower was okay, even though there was no
washing of the good stuff at all. That's a bad sign. The massage was good, and she was
friendly as we talked about a bunch of stuff. Then it was time for the exchange massage,
which is where I massage her. This is basically the icebreaker when it comes to
negotiating more, because she said I could massage her anywhere, so I did. She kept her
panties and dress on during the exchange massage (and didn't move much, except to squeeze
my butt a few times), but I did get to see her breasts. Right as I was getting into the
exchange massage she hops up and asks what else I would like to do. This is my cue to say
full service, which I've always had be an additional 100 bucks.........she wanted TWO
HUNDRED for full service. I tried to negotiate it down but she'd only go as far as $150.
For $100 I could get a blowjob with condom. Of course by now I want anything I can get so
I got a $206 blowjob basically. I found out when she was working again in case I change my
mind, but I don't think she'd be worth the $306. Slender brunette with smallish breasts
(I'd say 5'5" and 100 lbs.), who was cold and clinical. It dawned on me as I was
driving home that in both appearance and demeanor she was a carbon copy of my ex, which
disappointed me even further. I recommend Joanna if you like beauty, a clinical approach
to the sex, and spending $306 for full service. Or worse....$206 for a blowjob. Looks: 9,
Service: 4.
Minneapolis Incall Submitted on 8/2/98 by
TJ
Called "Imagine This" add said personal dance and massage. Was asked for $150 up
front got a 15 minute massage and that was it. I felt really ripped off.
St. Paul Massage Parlors Submitted on 7/14/98
by Griff
Don't go into any massage parlors (most have been busted now) in this city. Vice is
running under cover operations and busting the customers. If you get busted with a hooker
(a lot of action in the frog town area) a mandatory court appearance/fine is required and
your picture is posted for a prostitution related arrest on the St Paul Police web page.