Hemel Hempstead, Massage Parlor Submitted on 8/30//98
by Morgan Well worth visiting Sharon at the Gentleman's Retreat. www.tgr.co.uk phone 01442 230013. She s one of the best in her
basement dungeon which just has to be the best in UK. If you don't want real trouble, be
polite. Otherwise, you could get the whole range of treatment. Be cheeky at your own risk!
Performance 8.5, appearance 8, attitude 0 or 10 (depending on what you're log for) To
avoid a fruitless journey, check the rota on the website.
Kettering, Northamptonshire, Massage Parlor Submitted
on 6/29/98 by D-Man
Travelling through Kettering, I found myself with a monster hard-one and needed relief. I
looked through the local paper and found an ad for a lesbian show, so I phoned them up and
asked for prices. It was 10 pounds to use the facilities (sauna, steam, jacuzzi, sunbeds)
and there was porn on the TV. Free drinks and food were also available. Prices went from
30-50 for a single girl, and from 60-100 for 2 girls. If you wanted the les show it was
120 for one hour. I decided to give it a try. I got there and I was greeted by a stunning
blonde with a bikini on,
and she ran throught the prices again. I decided on the VIP les show (150) and gave her my
money and said I would have a shower/sauna first. After that, I chose her and another
blonde, both of which were pretty, tight and looked like porn stars. we then went to the
room and they told me that the VIP les show was basically a 3some and that I could fuck
them in the ass and cum on their faces, twice if I could
manage it. FUCKING BARGAIN I thought. So we got down to business and to cut a long story
short, we fucked like dogs for one hour. They ate each others pussy, I fucked them in the
ass and came all over their faces, twice. It was amazing and well worth the money.
5/5 with out a doubt. Address = Jnc 10 of the A14, near Kettering, phone 01536-xxxx - (Old
tel# has been disconnected-). D-Man!!
London, Massage Parlor Submitted on 8/30/98 by Morgan
Visited Coffee and Cream at The Gentleman's retreat, just to North of London. Only there
on Sundays, but two of the most versatile ladies you could meet. Just what you need after
Sunday Lunch. Call 01442 230013 for details or visit www.tgr.co.uk
London & Around, ESCORT SERVICE Submitted on
7/19/98 by Red
In london on business I was told of the escort company Academy Girls 0171 727 2767 and I
called. I told them I was looking for a young lady to spend some time with and they told
me they had a few ladies who would call me and I could make my choice. Six girls called me
and I settled on a South African girl of 20. The fee was £ 150 for 2 hours and it
included everyhting. She arrived at my hotel and it was great. I undressed her and played
with every part of her body including slipping my fingers up her ass and cunt at the same
time which she enjoyed by coming on my hand. She gave me a blowjob and licked my balls and
my asshole which is quite wild. We had proteceted sex three time in two hours and I came
on her face and chest once. The girls at Academy love to fuck and I know this because I
tried two other girls from there and they were all very pretty.
London & Around, ESCORT SERVICE Submitted on
5/21/98 by halleyn
For those visiting the U.K. who think that only Central London is the source of action,
they should be disillusioned. Central London is mostly expensive and no better than any
other part of the country. It is just that it is more obvious from the postcards in the
telephone kiosks to the open doors with "Model - 1st floor" to be found in Soho,
Shepherds Market etc.
I now prefer to go outside London. There is good information of the Internet. Try a site
at <www.bond.force9.co.uk/MASS1.htm> There is a great deal of useful contact
information if you follow the site through, particularly through "HARMLESS
GAMES".
The local papers for most areas carry classifieds for "Adult Services" and
"Escort Agencies" One good number is in the Oxford area where there is an agency
called Venus. A telephone call will let you know which girls are working and where they
are located. Price is £65 for the half-hour or £120 for an hour. Some excellent girls. I
recommend Aston who usually works in the town of Abingdon.
London, ESCORT SERVICE Submitted on 4/29/98 by Tac
Recently I was in London and I decided to give an organization called Les Girls a try.
Normally I pick a card in a phone box and arrange a visit, but this is a very hit and miss
approach as the quality is very variable. I found Les Girls on the net and gave them a
call. The web site is: http://www.users.dircon.co.uk/~lesgirls/.
They do not appear to advertise in the usual phone boxes (at least I have never
seen a card). It is best to arrange an appointment, but I was lucky and managed to get in
straight away. They are a collection of working girls who run the place between them. It
is situated in a small alley off the main street so it is nice and discrete. You pay for
the time you want not the service- which is great as it means you can make it up as you go
along. The cost is currently £55 for half an hour. I met Angel who is a very friendly
girl with a nice attitude and good body and face. She is very considerate ,flexible and
very tight!! All in all this is the best experience I have had with a call girl and I will
definitely be going again. Phone numbers are available on their web site along with prices
and descriptions of the girls. They do incall and outcall as well as escorting. They are
well worth a try. Good Luck and happy hunting. Tac.
Manchester , ESCORT SERVICE Submitted on 2/21/98 by HB
Having arrived in Manchester and feeling pretty lonely, I decided upon an escort for both
company and other things. This turned out not to be as easy as one might have assumed it
would be. First of all Hotel Concierges seem reluctant to give any information. However I
decided to browse through the pages of the local evening paper and low and behold I found
just what I was seeking. A whole column of lineage ads dedicated to Escort Agencies. About
twenty agencies were listed here and I called every one of them. Strangely enough the ones
that sounded most plausible were those that were answered by men but I thought I'll give
the girls a chance. It must be pointed out at this time that I am staying in the Crowne
Plaza Holiday Inn in Manchester and that it is the poshest Hotel there.
After about 45 mins a timid knock on my door was followed by what I can only describe
as an apparition from hell. This Street style Hooker announced that she was my escort and
that she required an immediate payment of £65.00 ($100.00 us). Having pointed out to her
that her agency had told me that they were sending me their highest class girl I told her
to go away. This was followed by a tirade of abusive language that most sailors would have
been embarrassed by.
A little fed up I tried again and again and again all to no avail each time I was
confronted by a Slapper each time I sent them away. Eventually I thought I'd try one of
the male run agencies to my surprise a charming lady in her late twenties turned up my
only criticism that she behaved in a somewhat too professional manner which reminded me
that I was paying for this privilege. However a reasonable time was had and that was
that.(cost £125.00 or $200 approx.). Having now been bitten by the female run agencies
the next night I decided to try another of the male run ones. Again the girl that turned
up was pretty well what had been described to me although nothing exceptional.cost again
was similar. (£125.00 or $200 approx.)
I was beginning to get the message, YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR, With this in mind I
decided to take the bull by the horns, on my first day in Manchester when I was ringing
all the agencies, I had a long chat with a guy who assured me that he had the best girls
in town, in fairness to him he had quoted a scale of charges ranging from £125 ,£150.0
and £200.00 per hour and that his girls were graded according to Presentation,
articulation, affability and Performance. He told me he only had 5 girls in the top range
as that criteria was so hard to meet. I called Him told him exactly what I was looking
for, He told me that he could not fulfill all the criteria but he had someone pretty close
to it. I agreed to allow this 19 year old ,as he put it stunner, come to see me. I awaited
with cynically baited breath. The agreed time was 10.30 pm the knock on my door came
exactly on the dot of 10.30. (all the others had been late by 10- 30 mins) Somewhat
worried about what horror was about to greet me,(no one could be as nice as this guy had
described) I opened the door. I do hope the girl does not think I am some sort of idiot,
but it must have taken me at least two minutes to get my jaw off the floor this was no
escort, not even a woman surely this was a goddess some apparition of lovelyness that by
some telephonic hypnosis had been implanted in my mind. The girl after what seemed an
eternity asked if she could come in, ""I had to rush to get here"" she
said, ""would you mind if I made myself a cup of coffee"" I indicated
that this would be in order and that she could help herself, She then asked if I would
like one too and proceeded to make them whilst I sat like a gawking idiot on the edge of
the hotel room bed.
During the course of drinking the coffee we chatted and got to know each other a little
bit, then gently she pointed out that she had to phone that agency and report that she had
arrived but she was only allowed to do that once she had the money in her hand I confirmed
with her the price (£200 or $320 approx.) per hour She phoned her boss and told him she
was safe and sound. This was the best I have ever had. Two further hours later including
one visit to a cash machine I had exhausted all available funds. I am now saving up for my
next visit to Manchester I want to try every girl that appears in the brochure that the
last girl handed me ( the only agency in Manchester as far as I know to have one. What
service.. It certainly pays to get the best even at a cost. agencies tried result star
rating male/female run.
Agencies tried
Result
Star Rating
Male/Female Run
Starnight
Horrible
-5
F
The Agency
Poor/fair
**
F
Rendezvous
Poor
*
F
Calibre
Medium/good
***
M
All Escorts
Medium/good
***
M
Moonlight
Superb
*****
M
Manchester , Submitted on 6/27/98 by Free Spirit Can really recommend parlour near Arndale centre. Marny is in her 30s very pretty and
gives total service. she has been there for over 10 years. pleasant surroundings inc.
mirrors. £60 for full and I mean full service, eg fist fucking, 69ers, superb oral. 01524
833449.
Anita in Oxford street is ok but limited service and a bit shabby. 01524 401442.
Norwich , Submitted on 8/20/98 by Jon There is a beautiful young girl working in Norwich who calls herself Cindy. She has
the most beautiful small body with almost non existant boobs and a completely shaved and
extremely tight pussy. She gives me the option of having the massage and sex for £50 or
just the sex for £35 which I usually go for. She is very friendly and allows you to feel
wherever you like stopping short of letting you finger her pussy or arse but the sight of
her trim body and long curly ginger hair is enough to make you cream in an instant. She is
always busy so likes to get down to the business and loves to give great head (with
condom) prior to sitting astride and pumping for all she is worth. She does have various
costumes and there is evidence of whips for those so inclined, but I prefer to satisfy
myself with straight sex. Cindy is available weekdays from 1pm on telephone number 01603
219659
Oxford INCALL Submitted on 6/27/98 by halleyn
Exploring the scene outside London in the Thames Valley area has produced a variety of
experiences with few really good ones. For the stramger to the area, the local newspapers
in the various towns all carry sections for either "Escort Agencies" or
"Adult Services". One or two specialist paperd carry a largere number. Try an
advert paper called "Diamond Feee Ads".
My best find is an agency in Oxford called Venus [Tel: 01865-842336 or 01965-373541] Call
the number and ask which girls are working. The operator will list them. There are usually
6 or 8 girls working in Oxford and surrounding areas. You may get Chantel and Raquel in
Walton Street, Oxford, Eve in Wantage, Crystal in Kidlington, Aston in Abingdon and others
in Botley, Marston, Carterton etc.
The fee is £70 for a half hour and £130 for the hour. If any girl takes your fancy the
operator will give a description which is fairly accurate. If you accept a particular lady
an appointment is made and directions given. A car is essential. I can particularly
recommend Aston who is a friendly blonde girl of about 27 who is supposedly studying for a
post graduate degree! She gives good oral (with condom) and good fucking in your favourite
position. Her attitude is pleasnt and the service is great. Some of the others are not as
good, but all try hadr and you will not be ripped off. Prices generally in these areas are
half the London rate.
Reading is a town with a number of active escorts. Massage Parlours are also sources of
sex. The Reading Chronicle carries a series of adverts each week. Prices and quality vary
greatly but there is no shortage of girls.
Finally, on the web try <www.bond.force9.co.uk/Mass1.htm/> This site carries a
number of adverts for escorts in the UK. Go to the South-East section and click on the
link to Harmless Games and the to the Black Book. This will produce a map of UK which in
turn leads to a list of verified escorts all over the country. I have tried some and it
seems to be good information!