- Lake City Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sun Dec 31 2006 Submitted by: Helping The Hobbyist Community
[So rare to read an editorial which actually tells it like it is about prostition or strippers. Here is one such editorial, shared with pleasure]
Strip club busts are exercise in sheer futility
By ROBERT L. JAMIESON Jr.
P-I COLUMNIST
Seattle can sleep easier now that city cops just busted 14 dancers at Rick's strip joint.
City officials and police brass may believe they are taking a big bite out of crime, but their law- and-order bravado involving the popular gentleman's club is getting tough to swallow.
For one, Rick's was back in business shortly after last Wednesday's undercover police sting, says Gil Levy, a lawyer for the Lake City club.
And no patrons were sent to the clink.
The bust fell hardest on those on the lowest rung -- the women who've made the choice to dance to feed their kids, get money for college, satisfy a curiosity or, yes, perhaps, get money for drugs.
Once again, the least powerful are bearing the brunt of a crackdown that is tantamount to pulling weeds at the surface while the deeper problem persists at the roots.
Passers-by could see women being outfitted with plastic handcuffs and jumpsuits last week. Some were visibly shaken and in tears. Several dozen women were questioned at the club before some were hauled off to jail.
Police had good reason to do what they did, department spokesman Sean Whitcomb says. Undercover officers from the vice unit found 18 counts of illegal touching, 18 counts of people accepting money for an illegal act, 16 counts of nudity, one count of reckless managerial conduct and four counts of prostitution, he said.
Um, actual sex?
"Heavens, no," Whitcomb quickly added. "There was an offer-and-agreement situation."
Police say the scope of the operation "yielded significant results" in terms of the number of arrests.
That's one way of looking at the numbers.
Here's another: There were more than a dozen officers at the club the other night, says Levy, the lawyer representing Rick's.
So if you -- Joe or Jane Taxpayer -- happened to call 911 about a burglary or [...], your friendly neighborhood cop might have been busy tripping on G-strings to get at Patience.
In police ranks, some officers question why resources are poured into Rick's, especially after Seattle voters in November knocked down a measure to get tough with strip joints.
Whenever police officers target strip clubs, I tend to suspect their timing and motives.
In October, before voters went to the polls, police cited dancers at Rick's, alleging illegal touching and accepting money for an illegal act. That politically timed ploy didn't pay off, as voters ultimately knocked down the push to undermine the profitability of strip clubs.
Voters care more about potholes than lap dances.
But, as last week shows, law enforcement with support from City Hall is still at cracking down by any means necessary.
The motive now isn't electoral politics. But the timing is still as lousy as ever. This bust comes just before Christmas when lonely souls are drawn to Rick's and dancers are trying to earn some holiday cash.
Everyone knows that what occurs in the dimmer corners of Rick's isn't family entertainment. The cops know it. Club owners know it. The lithe ladies do, too. For a story, I once sat next to a guy at Rick's who had his face bouncing like a bobble-head between the breasts of a dancer in a sheer -- and swiftly disappearing -- negligee.
Some argue that nitpicking by police prevents the clubs from becoming festering dens of vice.
Others believe such busts skim the surface and end up being just a drain on police resources.
I hear 'em. But what I want to know, beyond the sham of overblown crackdowns, is what the cops had to do to make their case and whether the payoff justifies the tactics.
The folks I feel for most here are the people who were rounded up. Rick's lawyer says the women could have been cited for their petty crimes onsite and let go -- as often happens with shoplifters at stores and as has happened before to dancers.
Police do have discretion.
They chose to humiliate and book the women based on what Whitcomb describes vaguely as a "totality of circumstances."
When it comes to finding victims of what to many is a victimless crime, the dancers at Rick's are at center stage.
(Review # 16855)
- Seattle Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Dec 18 2005 Submitted by:
*** BEWEARE: SCAM ARTIST ASHLEY *** I recently visited Seattle (December 2005) and decided to find an escort... I found the same girl on a website: http://www.urbanights.com/Escorts/Blonde_Escorts_Seattle_2498.html
I phoned and she said it was $250 for an hour. She would not discuss what she did over the phone, but she said that if I was not happy, that would be OK. When she turned up, she was a short, plain Brunette smelling of cheap perfume, who insisted on seeing ID before she discussed anything, as she wanted to make sure I was not a COP. I smelt a rat, and said, as she was not a blonde, and I specifically wanted a blonde, I did not want her. But she would not leave until I gave her $50, saying she would either cry rape, or I could see her driver! She would not move, and as she had the advantage, I gave in just to be rid of her. *** BEWEARE: SCAM ARTIST ASHLEY ***
(Review # 13337)
- Yakima Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Dec 09 2005 Submitted by: Brain
I had the most amazing time with an Asain gal named Remie. She put on the sexiest show I have ever seen. My dick was throbbing so hard as I watched her slowly take each article of clothing off. She offered a hoilday special that cost $200, and it was worth it every minute. She didn't insist on any additional tipping, and didn't rush me for time.
I have to admit guys, this bitch was so fucking hot I booked her for an additional 2 hours. I won't confess what I paid her for the next two hours, but I will say I wish I could of kept her all night. She is the sexiest and sweetest thing that ever came to Yakima. She said she works for a new company called Magic's Playhouse. You have to check out this girl... she's fucking HOT... Here's where you can view this sexy bitch... www.magicsplayhouse.com (Review # 13250)
- Other Dated Added: Thu Jun 30 2005 Submitted by:
Exotic or exotic tan listed in the phone book. Had been there before a couple of years ago and got a nice nude show. This was a total rip off. First they offer two shows, a $70 and a $90. The $70 is supposed to be a "ligerie" show. Meaning the $90 isn't, right? Wrong. The show lasts 20 minutes and its strictly phony dirty talk and lame dancing while she's got her clothes on. The stripbar on 1st an Pike has a booth show in the bookstore next door that starts at $20 which I didn't try but is probably the same thing or better. (Review # 11881)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Thu Jun 30 2005 Submitted by:
Kaylee downtown Seattle. Advertises in back of paper under massage with a picture which is accurate. Quoted $100 for 1/2 hour and $150 for hour on phone. We set it up and I went there. It's an apartment on Cherry. She's about 24, great body and a pretty face (around an 8 overall) laid $100 on the counter. She told me to get on the massage table. There was no pretend modesty, I took off my clothes and she took off her top to reveal two very perky breasts. Started on my back for about five minutes and then started teasing between my legs. I turned over and grabbed a handful of breast. She stripped off her bottom and positioned her shaved pussy near my head. She started working me with her hand. I asked if she had protection. She said sex is $200, BJ $150. I stuck with the HJ. Ok HJ. The oriental women do it better but I got off. A little expensive but nice.
(Review # 11880)
- Seattle Strip Club Review Dated Added: Fri Apr 15 2005 Submitted by:
Yeah right, the reviewer two reviews ago got a lap dance from Ricks. That's a plant. Rick's has air dances for $20/per. Go to an amp.
(Review # 11266)
- Seattle Strip Club Review Dated Added: Tue Mar 22 2005 Submitted by: Helping The Hobbyist Community
Info current as of early March, 2004. There has been a whole lot of publicity about Rick's, lately. It was alleged that some police officers were carrying on relationships with strippers there, leading to allegations and investigations, including FBI involvement, all of it hitting the pages of The Seattle Times. In 2001, police believe one of their officers may have tipped off a dancer to the fact her former boyfriend was wanted for questioning in a murder investigation. Another officer would respond to informal cell phone calls about disturbances at the club, apparently so the incidents could be handled informally and 911 calls wouldn't rack up on stats and make the club look bad. One dancer who had a relationship with a cop has been cited 11 times since 1997 for having sexual contact with customers and offstage nudity. Sorry, don't have the name for you. The level of illegal activity at the club reportedly the worst it has ever been, with blatant sex acts and code violations. There are other scandals involving campaign contributions by the club owner (allegedly mob linked) to members of the city council...something about rezoning, parking lot expansion. Meanwhile, the prosecutor has been going after the owner of the nightclub, an 87 year old man of, ah, Italian extraction...for allegedly groping a waitress. He got 90 days home detention over it. All in all, crazy fun times at Rick's right now. (Review # 11145)
- Belluve Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Feb 23 2005 Submitted by:
Melissa of seattle (206-856-6175 from Eros-Seattle) was a rip off. She just took the money ($300) and told me that she is going to get toys from her friend who is waiting in lobby. I told her to leave the money and then go. She said "oh trust me, it is not big money and she would not like to get fired for such a small amount" and left. I saw her leaving in the car with her friends (seems like there were two cars) from the hotel window. I called immediately and she said she is going to get a condom, another lie which confirmed that I was ripped off for the first time in my life. She never came back. I somehow trusted Eros's listing but this experience did teach me a lesson.
(Review # 11044)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Dec 10 2003 Submitted by: Big Guy
On my recent trip to Seattle, I decided to checked out the local escort scenes. I got on to eros-seattle and call the girl name "Tiffany", a latina, who has a very nice picture on the website. Beware, she is a rip-off artist. I lost $250 on her. All she wanna do is give me a little lousy strip tease. When I protest, she turned into a bitch.
I made the mistake of not asking what would she do before the session began. I am not careful enough, When she did not ask for my ID and did not ask me to get comfortable, I should be wary. Well, I brushed it off and looking for more fun tommorow :) (Review # 7997)
- Strip Club Review Dated Added: Tue Oct 14 2003 Submitted by: Carl
I went to Rick's on Saturday and have a good time. I was there about three months ago and had not had much fun as the girls were just average. But last Saturday was helluva different. There were about 50 girls working, I REPEAT, 50 girls working at that night. Most of them are hot and pretty. SOme of them are classy. I kept saying to myself "Oh, my God ! WOW!"
I have a good time with this sweet lady name Kobe. She sure know how to treat a man. I said I wanted to dance with her after two songs. Normally, the girl would go away and looking for other business. But not Kobe, she sat there holding my hand and chatted cheerfully with me. SHe is beautiful, educated and very sexy. She gave me one of the greatest lap dance ever. At one point, she pull up my shirt and pressed her nice tit against me. Talk about feeling good! Then, she grabbed my hand and put it on her titty and ass. With both trembling hands, I was barely holding on to those Mt Rainier. Talk about great, I was in heaven.
I had a good time with another lady, whose name I forgot, she is a good looking blonde with very nice REAL titty. She danced well and exerted just enough pressure to make you really go for it.
Considering the quality of service and all those pretty gals, I highly reccomended Rick's to anybody who is looking for a good strip club. I would be regular there. (Review # 7717)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Thu Oct 09 2003 Submitted by: Calvin
My first time using an escort in Seattle, so I found this Asian beauty on the Internet. Her nickname is Thai. Meet her @ her place in Queen Ann. Nice apartment, but very dark. She put on a soft CD and asked me to undress and lay on the massage table. She gave me a sensual massage with hot oil or something, it felt great. She did it with her arms and legs movements. Then she started stroking my c*ck with the warm and slippery oil. She laid on top of me with my hard c*ck stroking her body. Then I came with a handjob and then I showed and left her place.
Calvin (Review # 7688)
- Seattle Travel Report Dated Added: Sun Oct 05 2003 Submitted by:
Folks I was in Seattle for a few days before I made a trip to Korea. I will tell you if you're looking for some good action go to the Double Tree next to the airport. Go there after 10:00 any night of the week. Sit at the bar and wait.
Me and a couple friends were drinking at the bar and these 2 girls came and sat next to us. After a few drinks later they told us they were "self employed." They started out wanting $150 for full sex. We talked them down to $80. Up to our hotel rooms we went. Blow job' no condom. Then sex with condom. Good times! I'll be back there the next time I'm in Seattle. (Review # 7651)
- Other Dated Added: Sat Apr 05 2003 Submitted by: n/a
Exotic Tan- the sign on the front says exotic tan and lingerie show. I think it's on lake city drive or something like that. I was in the mood for some no-contact fun or a lap dance. Stopped by "Ricks" first and paid $20 for an air dance. I've been to Seattle before and should have known better that the dances are pretty much a waste of money. So then I see this place and expect a chance to service myself while looking a girl.~~~~~~It was $70 for the session which seemed a little steep for self service. I turned away the first Latin looking girl who would have been an 8 except she was at least 6 months pregnant. The next girl was also an 8-straight brown hair, nicely proportioned, nice ass, nice medium sized tits. She puts me in a fairly comfortable room with a couch with a towel over it and leaves to finish up with another customer. She told me to get comfortable and showed me where I could hang my clothes.~~She comes back and starts a CD and starts to dance. ~~ ~~I ask "how long do I have?" She says 25 minutes. That's not bad. She strips down to her bra and panties and then puts on an amazing show. It's hard to describe but she was all over me but never actually touched me except for just a brush of her hair or her leg against mine. Her teasing was so good I was rock hard before I even knew it. I had trouble holding back after just ten minutes and had to stop and just watch. I would say it's worth it especially for guys like me that want the experience but want to keep the experience safe and legal.~~ (Review # 7042)
- Lynnwood Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Nov 22 2002 Submitted by: George
Euro Massage on 99. It was pretty nice.. the lady (Jennifer) a petite asian woman with a very nice body greated me and was very sweet. Since this was my first time, she was careful to explain how the "system" if I may call it that, worked (of course after I paid my initial "fee").. It was $60 to get in the door, which included a massage, sauna, and shower rub. Once in the door, she asked what I was interested in, and made sure I knew what I was in for... I tiped her decently ($100). ~~~~ I must say the shower rub was very nice, she paid close attention to my genitals, and wasn't affraid to give me a hand job right then and there.. She also played with my ass a bit... very nice touch. ~~Once back in the room, she proceeded to strip down, and give me a nice back massage.. Once I flipped over, she rubbed my body a bit.. but pretty much went for my cock.. Very decretely slipping a condom on with her teath, she proceeded to swallow my length.. she is very good at what she does. I was welcome to touch her, and found my fingers in her pussy.. she was quiet wet. I had her straddle me, and took my mouth to her pussy.. it was very tasty. After a bit more oral, I had her lay down and I began to slide my shaft into her, very nice tight pussy.. ~~A few things I didn't like.. she was quiet content to only letting me cum once during our session.. (even though the 45 mins were not up) I would have liked at least 1 more time. It would have been nice to get a BBBJ, but she used a condom. Overall the experience was excellent, and I would recomend this to anyone out there looking. ~~When I was leaving I noticed another one of the "Models" but in my opinion Jennifer was far better looking... ~~On the money issue, I had to squable a bit about the cost.. we had agreed on $80, but I made the mistake of showing her I had another $20.. she wouldn't do anything until I gave in and forked over the extra cash.. ~~Like I said.. all in all.. a good experience.. and to top it all off.. she gave me a soda and a kiss on the way out the door. ~~I know this is getting long, but I also wanted to point out that I almost went to Ann's Sauna up the street a few blocks, but when I went into the door, the lady was way rude, and seemed a bit nervous.. Euro seemed like a much better establishment. Jennifer is probably in her late 20, early 30's I would expect.. (Review # 6455)
- Seattle Escort Review Dated Added: Wed May 08 2002 Submitted by:
During a recent business trip to Seattle, I followed up on a previous recommendation for Cosmopolitan Escorts from this web site. Luckily I called on Friday night because I was told they are closed on Sat/Sun. I made an appointment and a beautiful (9/10) young brunette arrived on time at my hotel. For $250 she stayed the entire hour and I fucked her twice and ate her pussy the rest of the time. She was very friendly and didn't rush things a bit.
~~~~I was still looking for more action on Saturday so I looked up another escort service out of Seattle's weekly paper. That's where I made my mistake. The woman on the phone said I could get two girls for $500 flat. What I ended up getting were two girls who showed up late at different times. Any action on their part would be another $200 individually. Ten minutes later and another $200 I got a lousy blow job and they were out the door.
~~~~My piece of advice - stay away from the newpaper adds. I called Cosmopolitan on Monday and fucked a different beauty for the entire hour. Supposedly they have a web site but I couldn't find it.~~ (Review # 5419)
- Seattle Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Mar 05 2002 Submitted by: anonymous
I had a nice half n half with a young girl named Karen who advertises in The Stranger. Her number is (425) 890-xxxx. She is a little busty, but very good orally. Also she is very careful about protection. Very active, you get a feel like she is enjoying. And a big surprise to me was that she had a really warm pussy, warmer than any other pussy I ever experienced! ~~ (Review # 5136)
- Seattle Travel Report Dated Added: Fri Jan 25 2002 Submitted by: On the road...
Seattle appears to be a tough town in which to have fun. Here are my impressions.~~~~From eros-seattle's website, I found two different women, Menagee and Chyanne. Menagee asked me to meet her at a hot tubs place in the University district. She was very prompt, and was even cuter in person than in her picture. I rented the hot tub room for an hour ($40) and we went in. She charged $250 for the hour, and I can recommend her.~~ ~~Unfortunately, Chyanne is a rip-off artist. She was working out of an inexpensive but decent hotel. She had told me on the phone that her service was $200, which seemed reasonable for a girl as lovely as the one in her web pic. Too bad the pics were either old, retouched, or both. She wasn't ugly, just a 6.5 instead of the 9 in the pix. She then played the ever-popular scam of taking my $$ and then saying "That was just for my companionship. If you want to have fun it's $200(!!) MORE!!" As usual, I threw good money after bad and gave her the extra. She proceeded to perform a violent and uncomfortable b.j. (w/condom) and after that I was lucky to leave with my member intact. Attitude altogether too businesslike (and dominant) for my taste. An all-round unpleasant experience, and an expensive one.~~ ~~On the other hand, the local outlets of the national strip club chain Deja Vu Showgirls are not too bad. Their slogan is "100's of beautiful girls, and 3 ugly ones." My experience was about the opposite: at both the downtown location and the one in Lake Forest Park, I saw lots of boring or average-looking women, and about three real cuties per club. Those few, though, easily made up for the others. They do a $20 table dance with lots of contact and a few flashes (they must keep their g-strings and bikini tops on during the table dance). One lovely attached her mouth to my crotch and started humming! You may get a kiss or have your lips licked, you may get to suck a nipple briefly. You will definitely get your crotch ground until you need to rearrange things down there. They charge $10-$15 admission. I believe the downtown club serves only non-alcoholic drinks.~~ ~~Massage: Christina is a Chinese woman in her late 20s who advertises in the Seattle Times or P-I classifieds as "A Lady's Hand". For $80 you get a decent (licensed, btw) massage. For a tip she'll jack you off and let you suck her HUGE nipples on her average-sized breasts. Unless you're a real nipple fetishist, you are not going to be satisfied with her tame, slightly inept (albeit charming) service.~~ ~~Fremont massage is the usual Korean joint. They have the oldest and ugliest witches this side of Pusan. I took one look and got out fast.~~ ~~Shangri-La (in Bellevue off WA 520) says they don't do massage, they do "healing bodywork". What I saw there made me ill, not well. The (caucasian) hag who wanted $100 to rub me was even more pitiful than the Fremont ones. She didn't get my cash.~~ ~~Sorry, I don't remember name of the last massage place. It was in a private home in a residential neighborhood off of Coal Creek Parkway near the Factoria mall. The Vietnamese masseuse Melissa (there was supposedly a white girl already in with a customer) was cute and sweet, about 28 or so. She gave a decent massage, but wouldn't jack me off or even disrobe at all. She said she liked to watch guys masturbate and come, so I did. For this disappointing service she got $140.~~ ~~Finally, street action. It is a little chilly in January, granted, but I've seen lots of girls out in LA in cool temps. Not so in Seattle, where I saw lots of (very obvious and brazen) drug dealers, but not one blessed streetwalker.~~ ~~Like I said, it's a tough town, and I'm glad to be headed for Frisco and LA again. Good luck and please keep posting! You guys are my lifeline! (Review # 4951)
- Seattle Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Dec 30 2001 Submitted by: BigDaddy
Street action, By the downtown Days Inn on 7th Ave and Blanchard. At the street corner same side as the Hurricane Dinner at the bus stop, there are about 3 to 6 working girl there a night. Normal charge for a blow $20 to $40. I find the best deal is to get one for the hour. Usually around $100.00 but most will do everything. try two girls: Alisha 206-222-7xxxor Camron 206-721-4xxx ( she will do everything ).Best Time to see them is after 4pm to 11pm, They look like they are waiting for a bus, but they are looking for a good hard cock. (Review # 4839)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Nov 04 2001 Submitted by: anon
Answered ad in Weekly/Stranger for "Oriental Delight no false advertising here" That's bull. The incall turned out to be at a rental hot tub place which I of course had to pay for. And the $150 for up to one hour fee included a condom covered handy with her lingerie on. So I never saw her body, which looked nice. Her personality was nice, but she wanted an additional $50-150 for good service. She says she's half hawiian/japanese and her working name starts with a 'v'. Watch out for similar scams as they won't talk openly on the phone about what the prices include. (Review # 4567)
- seattle Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Oct 15 2001 Submitted by:
Just got home from Seattle, business trip. I decided I needed a massage so I found the local paper {The Stranger] and decided on calling Mandi [The real Asian]~~~~~~ She was very sweet and personable on the phone, she quoted me 150$ for the hour and of course tips are always appreciated! We all know that right!LOL~~ upon arrival I was more then satisfied with her [having had a few big ones come to my door before] she was everything she said she was [No lying]. She was very professional and cautious as was I, we spent the better part of 10 minutes just talking before she checked in with a friend [I guess for safety] Then she said time would start after that!~~~~~~ She is very easy to talk too and very friendly onto of that she gives a GREAT MASSAGE! %) I am definitely looking forward to talking to her again as she makes it feel like you have known each other for a long time, Oh even better she DOES NOT SMOKE! and is very intelligent, wow that’s a rare thing! She definitely enjoys her job! {she only see's 1 client a day she says, so if that is true I was very lucky that day]! ~~ All in all I dropped $300 for a very memorable time, kind of steep but worth it! Oh she is a True Asian and NOT MIXED [Korean] with a great set of TITS!~~ (Review # 4440)
- Everett Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Aug 23 2001 Submitted by:
The Everett Airport Massage Parlor was very disappointing. There were cute girls, but it was a crappy massage and I ended up spending $100 bucks for a 2 minute handjob. (Review # 4204)
- Seattle Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Jun 30 2001 Submitted by: Pat
An escort named Jen advertises to be 24, near Sea Tac Airport. She charged $150.00 If you are into a pushy, sarcastic woman with a flat bust, flabby stomach who tells you to "hurry up," then Jen is for you. She was a huge disappointment. (Review # 3887)
- seattle Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Nov 20 2000 Submitted by: BigBob
In call service - have seen several girls who work together and share the rent on a very nice apartment in the middle of downtown. All of them were very nice and friendly. holly gives great service, but is not a supermodel. Tiffany is a pornostar beauty, but a bit quick and to the point. Amber and Lily and Jennifer are all simply amazing in all respects. These girls are honest and work for their money. 135 to 235 for an hour, depending on what you want. Absolutely no pressure for tips. you set the pace. Check em' out! (Review # 2753)
- Everet Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sun Oct 01 2000 Submitted by: Mr. John
For you gentlemen that need some refreshing in this part of town I recommend a place called Airport Massage located near the Everet Airport Field. They charge the usual $40.00 for 30Min massage or $60.00 for the full hour. Mostly Korean older ladies but nice. They want $100.00 for full service half and half. Happy Hunting Mr. JOHN (Review # 2490)
- Everrett Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sun Aug 06 2000 Submitted by: Sex Buffet
On August 5-6, 2000. Strip club "rick's" i-5 north, exit #171 lake city (next to "76" gas station). This club is a "nut cracker" the girl grinds on you so hard and long, can make you cum in your pants, you can touch there asses or hold your hands between your legs they will lower there tits down to it, so you can inspected it better ;-). I got to suck on several tits too ;-)~ when I was there for two night I found out that the prettier one dose not give as good as a so-so one. I like firm small body and friendly. She looks like south American. Go see girls from rick's if you like contact lab dances. Entrance was $10 and drink "coke" $5, just have one drink. (Review # 2105)
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