- El Paso Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Jul 13 2007 Submitted by: Cessna
A new club, Zebra Show Bar, is located just south of the New Mexico/Texas border on the I10 freeway. I called there to see what was happening. $10 entry fee gets you into a nice low lit bar with VIP section at $20 extra. The VIP is nice and secluded. The girls were varied with everything from a real old dog (but to be fair, eager to please) to a pure porn star with $5000 boob job.
Dances were $20 in the VIP, $10 in the main bar area. Drinks were on the pricey side with Red Bull at $5. The clientele were mainly Hispanic (Texas border area) with a few older Caucasians. The ambiance was great, the girls talk freely and aren't pushy, though they will ask for a dance. I took on a couple of girls, the porn star and another who was real girl-next-door type.
Action was great and naughties were allowed as the VIP is quite secluded, although management was keeping an eye open and both girls were a little fazed by that. They told me that they had to make $300 per night with dances, and as it was a Tuesday and slow, that amount was probably marginal. OK, maybe they were fishing, but I sprung for several dances as I was enjoying myself. (Review # 20169)
- Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sat Sep 16 2006 Submitted by: FaceUser
Just got back from the Naked Harem and I've gotta say, it was the best night at a club I've had. Some of the girls weren't too great (6-7 range) but there were at least a few in the 9-10 range and I had a really good time with one of them. She called herself "Kitten" but later told me her name was Katie. Short girl but with a great natural rack, she was 18 and the body was firm as could be. Had a very cute face, piercing all over but not in an off putting fashion.
She really was sexy and also very charming. Fun to talk to when I wasn't grunting like a caveman. For $150 she let it all go and I mean she really let it all go. Actually told me to be as nasty as I wanted to be. That was all I needed to hear. I took out a lot of pent up aggression on this tiny girl and made her do quite a bit in order to get that money and to my surprise she continued to respond favorably throughout.
An incredibly wild night with an exotic looking, sexy, funny, nasty young bitch? Can't beat that. Do yourself a favor and look for her. (Review # 15569)
- El Paso Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sat Nov 05 2005 Submitted by: tntnz
So none of these reviews are particularly new... CABARET: Lately, the place to go is definitely Cabaret. I guarantee you can have sex with a chick (I'd rate most at a 6) for 200 bucks or less. I went last month and got a spectacular hand job... it was like as if I was doing it myself, it was so good, and it was all for 3 songs (60 bucks). The only thing wrong with Cabaret is the "roll call." All the girls in the club rubbing their asses on you (not bad), but then you have to tip them a dollar. Heaven forbid you don't have a dollar! All I had was 20's, and they don't like to take no for an answer - so I was obliged to get a dance from some old lady! Plus, there's this lady that walks around with a large wine glass asking for tips. She claims it's for the roll call, but it's not. Why tip the girls during "roll call" AND the lady with the large wine glass? (I've seen her work as a waitress there, but she has yet to even ask me for a soda... or a beer for that matter!)
RED PARROT: This place isn't exactly my favorite... they have hot dancers, they are all very polite and nice - but dammit, they don't offer that kind of service. It's a "decent" strip club!
MONTANA HIDEAWAY: Expensive, but you get what you want. I recommend going during the week at about 6pm, while it's early and not too many people are there. Cuz when it's crowded, it's hard to get attention from the girls... I went about 2 months ago and ended up having sex in a little room for about 230 bucks. Not bad, cuz there was no hurry and she hung out with me afterwards, and I GOT HER NUMBER.
KOKAI: Prostitution's rejects work here. These women are ugly. Massage (dance) or showers(massage) end up being about 50 bucks. 50 more bucks for her to take her top or bottom off... 100 bucks for completely naked... and 50 bucks more for a handjob - although some might give you a BJ (with condom). Overall, you would have to just give up on strip clubs to go here.
NAKED HAREM: It's OPEN!!!!! 20 bucks a dance, all chicks are pretty decent, 100 to 200 bucks for private dance (sex), depending on the girl. Be careful, though, cuz you might pay 200 for the private dance and she won't let you fuck her at all. It happened to me.
KAYAK: Is it closed or what? I went last year and it seemed pretty disappointing. I didn't go past the front door.
(Review # 13018)
- Strip Club Review Dated Added: Wed Jul 20 2005 Submitted by:
I went to Caberet and Machiavelli's last night and was both pleased and dissapointed. I had never been to Caberet and was very happy. This place is like Hideaway but with better looking and more girls. They are very friendly and willing to make customers happy. PM's on the other hand still sucks. The place needs renovation. It still has the best looking girls in town. But they all have too much attitude. I remember back when Foxy and PM used to compete for the best in El Paso. But with their bad service, most people are going to the smaller places and pinning hopes on finding one or two hot girls - or just going to Juarez.
(Review # 12092)
- El Paso Strip Club Review Dated Added: Tue Jul 19 2005 Submitted by: KevinK
Based on reviews on this board, I visited Montana Hideaway while passing through last weekend (from Texas to California). It was out of the way on Montana Avenue. Parking lot was clean. I went in and found out they don't serve alcohol. They had "nude" dancing -- meaning dancers took bottoms off -- but often had tops on. (I think I like it better the other way around.) Bottoms are usually not that attractive. Girls there were mostly 6 or below -- very "natural" Mexican girls -- no fake boobs and usually a bit over-weight (a couple of them, very overweight). Entrance is $10. Topless table dances are also $10. VIP Room is $20 to get in, in addition to $20 per "nude" dance. They were never nude. The songs were very short. I won't be going back there again.
Not that it was a rip-off. But it was not an exciting place. One other thing: They have a VIP-VIP closet for an additional $170. That's $70 for the house and $100 for the dancer. I wasn't up for more disappointment, so I left.
(Review # 12089)
- El Paso Escort Review Dated Added: Sun May 15 2005 Submitted by: Anon
I agree that montana's is one of the best. the girls are not great looking mostly 5's and 6's but their service is tops. Esspecially since they did away with the vip vip room (there is now only one). Just a hint go dressed down and try to blend in or you won't get any service
(Review # 11462)
- El Paso Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Feb 26 2005 Submitted by: Hookworm
The previous post is absolutely true. I have known about the elastic waist thing a long time, it works. But it is not absolutely necessary...Just allows for quick concealment when the management comes. Cabaret is just "so-so" right now for action. At Montana Hideaway, pick the right girl and she will do anything in the VIP room ($20 entry) you want. Make sure you do not indulge when the police are there. Just pay a little more than the value of the songs ($20-40) for a tip, nothing outrageous. Hit on the girls from Mexico, but occasionally a white girl will give you a good deal. I have also had good experiences in Jaguars, girl did the deed on Xmas night. I talked her down to $100 for two songs, bbbj and fs. And she even wet all over me like a waterfall. So my favorite places to get action are MH, J and C, in that order. P.S. Please post. This forum is dead. Did everyone get caught and go to jail? (Review # 11064)
- El Paso Strip Club Review Dated Added: Tue Dec 07 2004 Submitted by: Mr. E
I went to the Caberet one Mmonday night...They must be cracking down because there were bouncers walking around with flashlights checking on the dances. I still was able to finger the girl. Maybe its more relaxed during the day.
(Review # 10556)
- El Paso Strip Club Review Dated Added: Fri Jun 04 2004 Submitted by: Anon
Cabaret and Tequila Sunrise both are some of the busiest and naughtiest in town. You can definitely get what you want at both if you wait for the right dancer. Just make sure you wear pants with an elastic waist. It makes it easier to penetrate the dancer, if you know what I mean. Make sure you let the dancer know what you are there for, but watch out for the management at the Tequila Sunrise. They go around and make sure everyone is "behaving". I actually got bareback full service there today in the main room!
(Review # 9246)
- El Paso Strip Club Review Dated Added: Tue May 04 2004 Submitted by: Anon
Never mind the last post about Cabaret. It is totally wild and you really can get what you want here. You may have to come on the "right day" or when the right ladies are there. I have had full service there twice. Just make sure you bring your own condom. The sex cubicle is the one right by the door. I have seen girls boinking and have been boinked there. Girls change a lot there, just make sure when you get a dance that the girl wont charge extra except for dances and will take you "to a more private place". The minimum the girls will do is a handjob. I can get that from anyone. Night has more selections for girls. Total was $10 to get in $4 for drink and $80 for 4 songs.
It is a lot easier to get sex here than across the border due to waiting in lines, taxi rip offs and other unsafe conditions. (Review # 8997)
- El Paso Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sun Apr 25 2004 Submitted by: Helping The Hobbyist Community
In early April, 2004, the El Paso Police seized control of the Naked Harem strip club, alleging that prostitution had been run out of the strip club since the late 1990's, arresting the female owner and manager. Every item in the strip club seized, locks changed. Hasta la vista, Naked Harem in South-Central El Paso. (Review # 8935)
- El Paso Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Apr 17 2004 Submitted by: Helping The Hobbyist Community
Information current as of February, 2004. El Paso County Sheriff's Department Vice, Narcotics and Intelligence arrested two women at two massage parlors located in unincorporated El Paso. The locations were Penny's Oriental Massage Therapy in the Cimarron Hills subdivision, and Oriental House Massage located at 4645 Park Vista Boulevard. (Review # 8892)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Feb 29 2004 Submitted by:
I was in El Paso two nights in the last few weeks (Feb, 2004). Followed the advice of this site. Here is a quick update: Cabaret is OK for a strip club, but not mind-blowing as the reviews indicate. They will handle you a little, but I saw absolutely nothing like which was written about. You could sure hook up with them after work with a little patience.
The Lamplighter is a joke. I don't know what days the guys were there that wrote about it. They were topless only and I was there two hours and no one approached me for a dance. Go to Juarez. I'll put a review there. (Review # 8462)
- Strip Club Review Dated Added: Thu Feb 26 2004 Submitted by:
Went to the Cabaret with a buddy a couple weeks ago. All was as the last two posts said. We went around 3:00 pm on a weekday. Two uniformed cops hung out for about 30 minutes, then they left and the action started. Only 5 girls working, but two of them I would rate an 8, which surprised me. Got an all nude dance for $20 from one of the better looking girls. For just the cost of the dance she let me finger fuck her, suck on her tits, and lick her pussy while she gave me a hand job.
My buddy was looking for a little more so he took a chance on a decent looking but heavier girl. For his $20 she sucked him off and finished with a hand job. Needless to say he got his money's worth. So I decided to press my luck with her. I told her I had a condom and asked her if she would give me a little better service than she gave my friend. She charged my double and I paid for two more songs worth of some first class fucking. She wasn't much to look at, but she sure could fuck. Overall, a great time, but watch out for cops. They can come in anytime and loiter about due to some new city ordinance. (Review # 8435)
- Strip Club Review Dated Added: Mon Jan 05 2004 Submitted by: Mike
3 weeks back I went to El Paso, The club named Carbaret. I went there by 6.00PM and there are 6 girls (average of 5-6). One girl came and asked me for Lap Dance, she told its $10.00 for Topless and $20.00 for Nude. I went for topless and she gave a perfect dance..u can touch everywhere..u can finger fuck her too. This club is one of the best clubs i have ever seen. This is worth..u can go for Hand Job for $20.00 only.. (Review # 8133)
- Strip Club Review Dated Added: Wed Sep 17 2003 Submitted by: Queedo
Cabaret-
The other day, after reading all about it, I went to Cabaret. It is all nude now, BYOB, 8 dollar cover. I went inside, got a coke and sat down. I went in right as they opened, and it looked like about 6 girls were working, none lower than a 5. After watching the first girl's dance she came down and asked if I wanted a dance. I accepted, and we sat down. She told me 20 for full nude, 30 for masturbation (in a very heavy spanish accent.) I, of course, opted for the 30 dollar dance. While we sat there I asked if she did BJ, and she said no, just masturbation. So she starts on me. About 30 seconds later, another of her friends walks up, and they start talking in spanish. The girl whacking me turns and puts her pussy in my face so I can finger her. Then her friend, after deciding I'm not a cop, proceeds to go down on me. She starts squeezin my balls, which I never liked before, but gotta say was getting me hot. After not too long I came, and the first girl said, 30 for me, 20 for my girlfriend, so I paid 60 and went home very happy. The only thing that sucked was I had cum all over my shirt and I had to walk outside in the sunshine, and if you know where Cabaret is, you'll know it's quite busy. (Review # 7552)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Sep 11 2003 Submitted by: Matt
Some things about the massage parlors in El Paso.
I've been to a few of them
1)Extreme Fantasies-Not too great looking women. 50 dollar cover for 30 minutes in lingerie. First time I went I got my balls licked and a hand job for that 50 bucks plus a 10 dollar tip. Second time, ugly girl, paid 100 for topless, then she offered to blow me for 150 more, i turned her down.
2)Exotica-1st time I went, it's very dark in here by the way, the girl (about a 6) charged me 140 for topless lap dance for 20 minutes, which ended up including a hand job tit fuck with baby oil. Nice. Second time, the girl was much better looking (10) and charged me 130 for nude lap dance for 20 minutes, however, she didn't work me at all.
3)Kayak, go on sunday, because you get a nude lap dance for 30 minutes for 100. This girl ground her pussy onto my bare cock and what not, but did not hand me off or anything.
4)Kokai- just went here, girl spoke no english but was about a 7. 150 for full nude lap dance. After we were inside, she offered a hand job for 50, which i didn't take, but i asked her for Head, which she gave me for an additional 120. I came very quickly. So it's kinda hit and miss in the massage places. (Review # 7532)
- El Paso Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sat Aug 02 2003 Submitted by: Atdapoint
The Cabaret on Montana has and is still one of the best places for a good time in El Paso, short of going to Juarez. You definitely get your money's worth if you know the rules. The girls change about every six months, but most of the girls there are old or thick. However there are about four or five that are a 7 or better.
First rule: wear shorts. The easier the access, the easier it is for the dancers to do what you want them to do.
Second rule: even though there are signs that say don't touch the dancers, feel free to explore until the dance is over or they say stop. Sometimes the owner/manager will come by to let the dancer know when a cop is nearby.
Third rule: to get the best dances, tip the manager or waitress a dollar or two and ask for the girl that you like.
This personal service will either get you a fuck or blowjob in the bar or a number where you make a date to fuck. The best dancer in the place is Mini. She is 23 and is a nympho. If she can't fuck in the place she will at least give you a blowjob. There are also others for less, but you get what you pay for! (Review # 7260)
- Travel Report Dated Added: Fri Apr 04 2003 Submitted by: Limpdick
I have chased pussy up and down the Rio Grande from Reynosa to Nuevo Laredo to Ciudad Acuna but I had not been to El Paso/Juarez for 20 years and I think they just may have a jewel there. It was a very short trip so I can't wait to return for more exploring. I flew into El Paso and got my hotel room. Next, following the WSG advice I sought out a strip club called Cabaret on Montana St. Unfortunately it was closed. Maybe because it was Sunday. I don't know, so I went into a nearby sex shop and asked if there anything else worth seeing. He recommended I go further out Montana St. to the Lamplighter. ~~~~Well let me tell you what a nice event it was. Don't remember the cover or beers but table dances were $10. These gals were very friendly and being there were not many people in the place I got a lot of attention. These girls were not inhibited. One gal let me suck her tits while running my hand into her shorts. Speaking of Shorts that is what I was wearing and I deliberately didn't wear under shorts. Was I glad, one beauty ran her hand up my shorts and played with my hard dick. Another put her butt to me and let me finger fuck her. ~~ ~~~~Wow I had never had such good contact at a strip joint. The best was yet to come. About 20 minutes to closing this very hot Brazilian chick came and sat with me and asked if she could go to my hotel with me. Pure heaven. I waited outside and she followed me to my room for a very hot $100 lay (my offer). The next day I had business in Juarez and when it was concluded I had the cab driver take me to a massage place called Venus on Abraham Lincoln. ~~ ~~~~Inside about 10 girls lined up so you could take your pick. They were all about 7s. The one I picked gave me a so so massage and undressed so I could play with her and she then gave me a great covered blowjob. They had porno movies playing on a tv while you got a treatment. It was 40 dollars and all I had for a tip which she asked for was a $20 so she made out very well. Knowledge of Spanish is very helpful.~~ (Review # 7039)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Feb 21 2003 Submitted by: Rambo07
El Paso is a city with a lot to offer if you know the people to make it all worth while. If you can find yourself a couple of kinky girls and some beer you are in for an awesome night. We went to Foxy a strip club that is off of Viscount. Now I honestly have the say that this is the best in El Paso. It does get a little pricey, but you will leave with something worth much more, it is called JOM (jack off memory). ~~~~The strippers are pretty much down for anything. There was one in particular who for a dollar on stage will rub her pussy all over your face. I have also seen two civilians girls and a stripper going at it. It was beautiful. I will never forget that night. But seriously this club has the hottest strippers I've seen besides Mexico City~~ (Review # 6881)
- Strip Club Review Dated Added: Wed Nov 13 2002 Submitted by: Patrick
I went to Cabaret on Montana about 5 p.m. There were a few customers and about 10 dancers, most fairly average looking. Cover was $5. ~~~~After I ordered a drink, one of the hotter dancers, named Paloma, asked if I wanted a dance. I agreed and she led me to a side area and asked if I wanted a blowjob. I said yes, and she pulled out my dick, stroked it and licked it. Before I knew it, she had put a condom on me and had mounted me. After coming, I fucked her again a few minutes later. She alternated from blowing me to fucking, both facing me and facing away. It costs me about $240, but she was worth it. She gave me her number and told me to call for good loving. ~~ ~~Although there were many signs saying not to touch the dancers, all the customers were touching and many were fucking or being blown by the dancers. The sex was very open. Highly recommended for anyone looking for sex in El Paso. (Review # 6427)
- El Paso Street Action Dated Added: Sat Apr 27 2002 Submitted by: Anon
A year ago I was on Dyer Street between Fred Wilson and the Logan Heights area. There are a couple of motels in the area and some low rent housing. Close to the motels I met a girl named Bianca who is Hispanic and probably from Mexico. She approached my car and asked me if I wanted a date. I agreed and we drove around while she gave me a BBBJ for only $20. I looked for her several times after that but it was around two months before I found her again. ~~~~ This time I was driving my van and we headed for a back alley in the area. We stopped and she proceeded to drop her pants, pull off her top and give me head. I was playing with her pussy when she stopped and then pulled me into her as she sat on the seat. I was kneeling on the floor and pumping away at her when I noticed her hands reaching around the pockets of my pants. Luckily I had tucked my wallet into a hiding area in the van, which I always do when out whoring. I continued to fuck her to completion and then we left the area. She is about an eight. Thin, dark hair, hairy pussy, nice tits, and a good fuck, but be careful where you leave your wallet if you pick her up!~~ (Review # 5349)
- El Paso Strip Club Review Dated Added: Mon Dec 03 2001 Submitted by: Silver Guy
I made my first visit to E.P. on a Friday night. After dinner, I cruised Montana Street and the downtown area. The DT area was dead about 10 p.m. and I didn't see much activity on Montana. So I entered a nice adult store and the owner gave me an excellent run down on the activity. On his info, I visited the Caberet on Montana. The cover was $5 and lap dances were $10. It was noisy and somewhat dark with a lot of girls and customers moving around. ~~On one of their "roll calls" a young thing approached me, bent forward with her ass toward me while at the same time, she fondled my dick which nicely responded with a good hardon. ~~~~She sat on my lap, rubbed me including my dick and encouraged me to a lap dance. So I went for it. It was great. She lightly bit the end of my dick with her teeth while grabbing my hard cock in position. I tried to finger fuck her as she had her back to me and I had a little trouble finding home base due to all the excitement. ~~After the dance, she was extremely polite as she thanked me. She said next time she would touch more. Then she disappeared and I stupidly did not get her name and did not see again that evening.~~ ~~I then went to Prince Machiavelli on Executive Center Drive. It was a real class place with a $5 cover and $10 lap dance. I accepted a lap dance with the 2nd girl that approached. First, I ask her to just sit on my lap for awhile and talk - and she complied very nicely. I told her bluntly that I would like her hand to really work my dick over as she was making her moves. She was wonderful. I did four lap dances with her and did not want it to end. But with my best judgement, I told her I had to end it sometime. She was very, very attractive and friendly. ~~ ~~I called two other clubs today to get info and was sorry to learn that each of them charged about $10-13 cover and $20 for a lap dance. I would not patronize a higher priced club if I am getting satisfaction at the lower priced ones. I am excited, however, to revisit both the Caberet and Prince Machiavelli's as well as try several new ones. (Review # 4734)
- El Paso Strip Club Review Dated Added: Mon Nov 26 2001 Submitted by: houstonguy
Went to the CABARET club in El Paso. It is located on Montana Ave, that is just North of I-10 at the exit for hwy 180, about exit # 24. Let me tell you, your money goes a long ways here. I would rate the girls from 3-9. Most being about 6-7's. $5.00 cover, $3.00 beers, and $5.00 lap dance that are VERY physical. I spent $159 in 2 1/2 hours my first time there. ~~~~I got dances from about 6 different girls, felt up every one of them (everywhere), they all had there hands up my shorts (my advice - wear shorts, its gives them great access), two of them sucked me, and I came twice. All of this for $159, and that included my cover and beers. The next time I went, I spent a total of $200, and I had a BETTER experience than the first time. (Review # 4683)
- Richmond Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Jan 16 2000 Submitted by: Rexx
ACT X or "Act Ten" as is pronounced by them. Totally awesome!. They are in the Nov 1999-Nov 2000 yellow pages under massage. They advertise a 2-3hour massage, body brush bath, tub bath, etc.... Your first time must be outcall and then incall after that. Fixed price - $175 great massage, attractive lady. She made the room reservation, then we meet there, she instructed me that several parts of the service are traditionally nude it is my choice. (guess which one). Started with the massage me on my stomach (never finished) As she got close to my jewels I gyrated some, she ask if she could touch. I said yes. To make a long story short, great oral and after several positions later, a shower. Total time 2hrs/ 45 mins, 2 "O"s. Best money I ever spent. I can't wait til incall! (Review # 1345)
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