- Austin Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sun Jul 30 2006 Submitted by: Deevad
This is a review of the Strip Club Palazio. It was a Saturday evening and I decided to get my face in some titties. Got there paid cover which was 7 dollars at 12:30 am, which was less than advertised so that was a plus. Got in got a beer sat down to watch topless girls do their thing. Lots of attractive girls. Lots of Latinas which is to be expected. Didnt see a fat chick and that was a relief. Sure there were some thick girls but they were damn well attractive 6s at least.
Stage dances were your ordinary affair, nothing new, nothing different but exactly what it was a preview of what you get if you order a lap dance. Of the girls I tipped, 10+, only a handful, three at most, showed enthusiasm and heavy contact too bad they were really into it and I never saw them again on the floor lookin for dances, they advertised themselves really well.
Luckily tho there were always girls lookin to get you to buy a lap dance and I got two of them one a latin chick with a great body fake tits yeah but still looks-wise she was an 8. Gave lots of contact let me grope her breasts and my hands were free to roam her legs and ass, and im an ass guy so that was great.
Second one I got a lap dance from was an Indian girl, or South ssian anyway, maybe Latin. Memories rather vague cuz I was focused on her body which was a tad thick but handfuls of smooth flesh and she loved giving dances. Had my nipples played with, my cock bitten through my pants, and she hummed for a good minute or so very very nice.
Too bad too the last girl I got was around closing time. It was about 3am and she was a real babyface, not the best body but she had hips ass and legs, handfuls of goodness and she was into the dance. Let me grope her alot but and here's the shitty thing, she was a hustling bitch. I wanted two songs 20 dollars each so 40 dollars. She had the balls to say she gave me 6 and wanted 125 for it. What kinda BS was that! Then she went on to give me some sob story about her boyfriend dumping her right before she got there and she needed the money fuckin a...
So in review Palazio is a nice place, but watch out for the white girl callin herself "Britney" and dont be a chump like me. Son of a bitch I was buzzed enough to pay her what she asked yeah im a chump.
Lesson learned be a fuckin sheisty asshole. (Review # 15240)
- Austin Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Apr 20 2005 Submitted by: Like 'em Young
From Ad in The Chronicle: "I Promise I'm 18! You'll swear I'm much younger" and "Sinning Siblings." Use telephone numbers 512-299-4189 and 512-697-9317. These girls are very pretty and HOT as hell. Great looks and great asses! But their idea of "full service" is a hand job with lube. They will not even touch you! FINE YES...$250 hand job? HELL NO. Also - "Bruno the Driver" will visit your room if you request a refund...might as well jerk off looking at great snapper. They promise real full service on the next visit. Don't think I'll give them the chance to screw me again though. Watch out guys...it's easy to fall into this trap. (Review # 11296)
- Austin Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri Apr 15 2005 Submitted by:
Word of advice about Austin - Stay away from the massage parlors, AKA "jack shacks". They charge $100-$300 so you can beat off in front of a stripper. They rush you and make you think you are going to get a HJ or something. Believe me, you don't. (Review # 11260)
- Austin Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Sep 15 2004 Submitted by:
This is a review for a massage parlor called The Rose just South of Austin, near Slaughter Lane just off the northbound side of I-35. I have not been there in over a year because I moved out of state, but have never been disappointed. There are a couple of places in connected buildings, go to the one on the very end (right hand end), park at the end, and ring the doorbell. You'll be greeted by a friendly Asian woman, probably the one you'll spend your time with. She'll take you to a room with a small bed (or mattress) and couch and mirrors on one of the walls. She'll ask you the typical "have you been here before." I've always said "yes, it's been awhile, but I always have a good time so I come back when I can." That always seems to draw a smile. I then usually just hand her $80 or $100 and don't ask for anything. She'll tell me to "get comfortable" and hand me a towel. At that point I take off all my clothes, lay on the bed and just lay the towel over one leg. Usually I've been given a warm "washing" on one of those shower tables which is quite enjoyable and a nice prelude to what comes next. We'll go back to the room and she'll take off all of her clothes and start getting close. Usually she'll straddle me and rub her breasts on my face and I'll start sucking on her nipple while the tip of my hard cock rubs between her thighs. She'll move down and start giving me a BJ with condom. There is sometimes an obligatory massage. Did have one woman who used to lay me on my stomach, kind of lift up my balls where she could get her mouth on them and then suck them from that angle - a little unusual, but very nice. After a few minutes of that I've usually had sex in any position I've wanted, had 69 a few times, fingered an ass or two and then finished up, usually too soon. Not the most beautiful women, but very friendly and accomodating, and the price is right. Don't know if it is still open, but I'd definitely recommend going by there if you're looking. I plan another trip when I'm able to. (Review # 10132)
- Killeen Street Action Dated Added: Wed Aug 11 2004 Submitted by: HelpingTheHobbyistCommunity
Information current as of early August, 2004. Police in Killeen are cracking down on streetwalkers, concentrating on an area just east of downtown from 10th Street to 28th Street. This is a residential area and residents there are complaining of crime, and they say in the afternoon, about 5:30 or 6 PM, the streets get crazy. Since the beginning of July, Killeen police have arrested more than 20 people for prostitution and drugs. (Review # 9830)
- Austin Street Action Dated Added: Sat May 22 2004 Submitted by: Helping The Hobbyist Community
Information current as of April 12, 2004. Police in Austin conducted an extraordinarily large raid targeting 10 hotels and motels on I-35 in a three week sting. Police arrested more than 115 people. 72 arrests for prostitution, 25 for drug related offenses. This was a stretch of I-35 between Braker Lane and St. John's Avenue. There were reports of hotels renting by the hour. Police wouldn't name any of the hotels except the American Inn near St. John's Avenue, which they are threatening to shut down as they did to a hotel, now abandoned, in East Austin on MLK Boulevard. (Review # 9138)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Jan 13 2004 Submitted by: germandoc59
Head north from the airport on route 35. About four miles from the center of the city look to the left (west) side of the road and you'll see a pink roof. MODELS> That's the key word.
In Austin city limits, you won't find hard action, but I met Rosa and started for $50...and for $50 more got a long slow skin-on-skin dance that led me to massaging her with oil. SHe had lovely natural boobs that she let me thread the pipe between before she pushed me onto the massage table and she slowly teased my scrotum sack while I stroked her wet cunt. Stroke for stroke we matched and she was groaning when I burst my load -- into a warm wash cloth. Her nude show was worth the total $100 and such nice sweet talking. I'll be back when I next come through Austin. (Review # 8165)
- Street Action Dated Added: Fri Jan 02 2004 Submitted by: surcharge
Quality street action can be found On Ceaser Chavez and adjoing streets. Mostly hispanics. Nothing is guarenteed though,you will have to work a bit to find a street-walker.After about twenty minutes of cruizing on 12/9, found a 20 year old hispanic, a 7, for twenty dollars could have what I wanted.
No condom so got a great bbbj. She was a bit "dumb", so I made her gag it most of the time, she started crying after about 5 minutes, but would not quit.She gave me her number, but it is disconnected! (Review # 8115)
- Austin Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Dec 02 2003 Submitted by: Oingo Boingo
This is a warning to all would-be customers of Modeling Studios in Austin. Don't go. Most studios charge $160-$300 for you to please your self in front of an uninterested girl. Modeling studios in Austin include Foxxie's, Candie's, and Studio 6. Please learn from my mistakes and avoid these places.
(Review # 7967)
- Street Action Dated Added: Thu Jan 23 2003 Submitted by: 4x4
Hey guys, if in Austin, go up on Lamar, go look on S. Congress between Ben White Blvd (Hwy 71) and downtown. Usually within the first half mile north of Hwy 71. Lets keep it cheap, FS for $25, BJ for $10. Last Friday and tonight just after dark. At 30 degrees they were out and you can choose, tonight all flavors, black, white, Hispanic and Asian. (Review # 6748)
- Street Action Dated Added: Sat Jan 18 2003 Submitted by: 4x4
Lately it has been very scarous around town for street walkers. Action is picking up on S. Congress. Sweet and good looking little blonde about 30ish good on bj but better on fs. She claims she is new to the streets acted like she had little experience. Look for her got fs for 20. Drove on up S. Congress north of Ben White, must have seen a dozen girls out looking for action. Action is finally picking up in A-Town. (Review # 6723)
- Street Action Dated Added: Sun Dec 29 2002 Submitted by: houndog
After 3 trips to town, and coming up dry and going home, went to town again. Heading up Lamar from the downtown area about 6th st. Saw this one girl walking slowly north. As she turned near this cafe I pulled in behind her and got her attention. She hopped in the truck and off we went. In a nice and secluded and vacant parking lot, very dark, next to a creek; we talked for a bit and established we were not LE. She commented she has a problem with LE harassing her all the time and that she was homeless. ~~~~Come to find out she was a world traveler, until her x-boyfriend sold her ID, passport, credit cards to a biker who now has her life upside down. Warrants keep coming in from around the world. Finally got down to business she obliged without hesitation. No sooner that I could drop my pants down she had her mouth wrapped around my pecker, and doing a good job of it. Finished off between her legs. Dropped her off downtown near 6th st in the downtown section near the capital. ~~ (Review # 6605)
- Street Action Dated Added: Sat Dec 28 2002 Submitted by: houndog
~~Cruised down Lamar several times and about ready to go home a do it myself, when out of a gas station comes this young girl. Would guess her age between 19 and 20, a 7 on looks alone. She was dressed a plain jane. Quickly turned around and cut her off in another parking lot. She quickly hopped in the truck. I started driving with no set direction and got the conversation going. After we concluded that neither was LE, she directed me to her house, she was in the process of moving out of. ~~~~At the house she led me to a bedroom with a blow up mattress. The room was obviously being lived in. She undressed herself and then me started with a great blow job and almost came. I pushed her back on the mattress, took a quick look at a nice clean shaven puss. Slowly inserted my dick in her and she was so tight I thought it was not going to fit. With her all lubed up, loosened up we had great multi positional sex. ~~ ~~Afterwards, she said that will be $40. Forty hell! was worth more than that but gave her the forty. She wanted to be dropped off at the Sonic on Lamar, enroute asked her for her cell number and gave her a pen and pad. Needless to say it was bogus. But I guess after banging the hell out of her and stretching that pus out, she didn’t want me coming back for more. Have cruised looking for her but you know how bad the action is in Austin. ~~~~ (Review # 6604)
- Austin Street Action Dated Added: Mon Dec 16 2002 Submitted by: Spunk-n-monkey
Whut is up yall. ~~I'm in Austin, and can give you the complete low down. First of all, the city is full of cops who roll the street action heavily. Be careful! They are busting people left and right for looking the wrong way for anything. So just letting you know, you were warned. ~~~~Now for the action. The action is low, but if you hunt you can find it. Lot's of crack whores. Lot's of down and out ho's. Use a rubber and you are ok. Check out Rundberg and I-35, there are a lot of black and white whore's around there. Most are ok, but desperate. Give them $10 at 12 at night, and they will fuck you until you decide to leave. Don't negotiate with them, they are stupid and won't budge. Check out 12th and 11th streets between i-35 and Airport blvd. There are plenty of black hookers. They are mostly cracked out. If you have a hotel room you can take advantage of these ho's. They give it up for cheap, and they don't care what you do. Just so long as they can get a ride back. ~~ ~~Check out South Congress between the river and Oltorf. There is a lot of cheap snatch, but the cops roll it every 2 minutes. So hang out and don't be too obvious. Lot's of white twat. Not good, don't lick it, don't stick it without a rubber. Also, check out North i-35 and Braker lane. Look to the cheap hotels to the west. Might find a tranny or two, but there is some good cheap ass over there. About 10 bucks for bbj, no condom. ~~ ~~Don't look for Mexican ass, they can get a job. Cheap black and white ass is all that is really out there. ~~ ~~Escorts here are too and I repeat, TOO DANMED EXPENSIVE. so unless you have 1000 or so to drop on them don't even ask. ~~Have fun, wear a rubber (or don't, some girls here are clean, most don't have aids, but will give you something else) and have fun. ~~Ps- watch out for the cops.~~ (Review # 6556)
- Austin Street Action Dated Added: Tue Aug 20 2002 Submitted by: Anon
Was on S. Congress around 10:30 in the evening and saw a couple ladies that looked like they might be looking for business. I only had ten bucks in my pocket but I took a chance and picked up one of them. I asked her price for oral and she said that "whatever is fine". Money well spent.
The police have saturated the area, and it's rare that a couple minutes go by without a patrol car goes by (unmarked ones as well). Be careful and use the side streets west of Congress to your advantage. (Review # 5983)
- Austin Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri Jul 05 2002 Submitted by: xxxx
Let me give a good update to Austin Action...very weak!! To say the least. DO NOT go to the massage parlors, save your money for a city that you travel to that is good. Lingerie Dreams, Mystique (I think it closed), Avalon, the ones at 290 and 35?? They all suck. Some of the girls are very hot but they want 150 bucks to dance for you while you jerk it...shit I can get 20 magazines or movies and jerk off. They do not realize the coin they could make with all the lonely dudes in Austin, its like 55% guys down here. ~~
~~As for street action, there is 1 cop per citizen and it is dead (to my knowledge). Congress is dead, cops just arrested everyone on Lamar. It sucks...and if a chick is just too obvious she is a cop!!!!! The strip clubs are a dollar drain as well. Just blue balls. Showpalace, yellow rose, etc the girls are hot but do not do shit, they don't even have VIP areas. Hell, unless I am doing something wrong Austin is one of the weakest action spots around and I have traveled a lot in the US. Someone let me know where the action is.~~ (Review # 5706)
- Austin Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Jun 13 2002 Submitted by: Carl
There is a Chinese full body massage advertised in the classified section of the Austin chronicle, and I had my second visit in a week yesterday. They offer a full body massage for $100, which included a hand-job. I had decided before going that I was going to get the basic service, see how that was, and go from there. Very nice girl, cute, clean, and the massage was so well done, I would have been content leaving without getting more service. For a one-hour visit you get about 30 minutes of traditional massage, and then the girl will concentrate on one area, making you feel even better. ~~
~~The mood got the better of me and I asked if she accepted tips. Her English wasn’t very good, and all she would say was, I’m not clean. Took me a few second to figure that out. The hand-job was great, lots of oil, fingernails all over, and she went slow for quite a while to make it last, instead of jerking hard and fast to get out of there.~~
~~On my second visit, the girl spoke even less English. After some awkward talk and trying to figure each other out, she just made a stoking motion with her hand, asking, You want?? and then a finger poking motion to indicate penetration asking, Or?? I voted for the or? option and she said $180. Seemed a bit steep, but I went for it, had to see how it went. She had me undress, take a shower and lie down. Again I got the greatest body rub, making me feel totally relaxed. ~~
~~Then she left the room, came back with a drink for herself (I thought) and undressed. With me still on my stomach, she began to caress my thighs and butt, and as I moved up to my knees, she gave me a spin-tingling rim job. As she moved under me to give me a blowjob, I looked down and saw that I was wearing a condom, and didn’t even know when it was put on! ~~
~~She gave me some first class head, and stopped so I could lie on my back. She took a sip of her drink, and when she took me back in her mouth, it was full of hot tea! WHAT a sensation! Every time she went down the heat just drove me crazier. After a while of this, we were ready to fuck. I stayed on my back and she started by rubbing her pussy over my dick, finally sliding it in. Nice and smooth, pretty tight, and she rocked on me enthusiastically. ~~
~~I couldn’t take anymore, and grabbed her hips and held her down while I came, and I think she enjoyed it too, as when I started to move her up, she stopped me saying, No move, no move. We were still for a few minutes, then she got up and cleaned me off, sent me off to the shower again, and held my clothes while I dressed.~~
~~Pricey, yes. But you get what you pay for, and I plan to go back again.~~ (Review # 5596)
- Austin Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Mar 18 2002 Submitted by:
Don't call Fantasies Come to Life (784-xxxx ) in Austin Texas. $200.00 bucks will get you a back rub and for another $100.00 bucks they will throw in a hand job. Can't seem to find the real thing in Austin. (Review # 5179)
- killeen Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Jan 09 2002 Submitted by:
i recently used Venus escort service got a good looking red head but smelled like 2 paks of cigarettes paid 120.00 for service &60.00 in tip. she would not go down,not let me see her with lights on nude,and would not help get me hard needless to she was there 45 min.overall i would not do it again (Review # 4889)
- Austin Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sun Nov 11 2001 Submitted by: Anon
Austin does not have massage parlors like most cities but they do have nude lingered modeling at several places. these places change owners often, locations can be found in the Auscron. I have never been in any of these places but I know girls who have worked for them. some of them provide full service, spanking, foot fetish. check it out. (Review # 4599)
- Austin Other Dated Added: Sun May 20 2001 Submitted by: Anon
I just want to warn everyone in Austin trying to pick up girls on the street. For no matter what, be careful about your wording in questioning these girls. Never say you want to pay them the money. If they don't speak English well, (make sure they are not pretending), you hit the jack-pot. There are too many cops out there to bust you up at Austin. So, good luck and be smart. (Review # 3553)
- Austin Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Mar 19 2001 Submitted by:
I recently moved to Austin and have been searching for places to go to get full service at a reasonable price. I heard about a place called Midnight Cowboy Modeling Studio on 6th street. I thought I would give it a try since I have been unable to find anything out here.~~~~I used the back door (which was recommended by someone else as well) and an old oriental lady open the door and asked if I had been there before. I told her yes even though I have not because I wanted to make it look like I knew the routine. She lead me to a room and told me to wait. A oriental girl came into the room (I rated her a 7) and asked for money. I was not sure how much to give and it was my first time there so I gave $120.00. She told me to undress and she undressed as well (nice fake tits) and started to stroke my cock. She asked if I wanted to cum on her tits and I told her I wanted a bj. She gave a quick bj with a condom and said it would be more if I didn't want her to use the condom. Needless to say, I basically got a hand-job for $120.00. My experience was good, but if I go back, I will try and negotiate for full service at a cheap price.~~~~Can someone please post some information about Austin and where to go for good full-service or hand-jobs! Thanks and good luck.~~ (Review # 3310)
- Austin Street Action Dated Added: Wed Feb 07 2001 Submitted by: Boner
Street action getting better. Try Kramer and North Lamar. Lots of good looking Hispanics. see one walking, just ask. Usually $40-50 for the works. Sometimes girls walk in twos, just ask. Also speedway and Guadalupe, lots of apts and chicks walking. Same prices. Cruise the neighborhoods in and around the area, will find something. (Review # 3114)
- Austin Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Jan 09 2001 Submitted by: Anon
Austin is really "pure" now. Not many massage parlor can be found at either yellow page or phone book. The only one left might be the midnight cowboy located at 6th street. In order to get a "full service", make sure you enter from the back door, where is easily found at the back side of the building. Be sure that you asked the lady with right question and do not make them feel you are a cop. If you are an Asian, tried to tell them you are a Korean. It's about 120 USD for the full service. Ladies are in the age of 35's to 40's. Most of them are rated about 5 for appearance and 8 in service. Seemingly, Austin is dead. (Review # 2957)
- Austin Travel Report Dated Added: Fri Dec 29 2000 Submitted by: Anon
This is about midnight cowboy place at Austin, TX located at downtown 6th St. I went there during Dec, 2000 for business trip. There are All Korean ladies, I mean "ladies". They all age at mid-30 to 40's. It costs about USD60 for half hour to pay in front in order to get in for massage. After that, the lady asked me "what type of service you want?". Surely, "full service" I replied. None of them speak English well, but can communicate, ..you know, that stuff. The lady asked me "how much tip you want to give me?". I am not really interested in her actually, and just simply said "I only have 40 left". Guess what, she replied "o.k.". I am thinking "well, this might be only HD". In fact, it is my lucky day (or should I say her lucky day!). She came back with condoms. Once she came back into the room, she started to take off her cloth....totally nude in front of me with no expression in her face. She did blow job with condom and then per her request, I am on top of her. I am doing the whole process with great imagination..., man, she is too old for me. Anyway, I did my job and so did she. Well, this is famous Midnight cowboy place at Austin, TX and probably the only one I can find for massage parlor with special services. I am not impressed at all. If you go to Austin, you probably want to spend more time on the single bar looking for good chicks there to try your luck. (Review # 2911)
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