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  • Sioux Falls Street Action Dated Added: Sun Dec 24 2006 Submitted by: Helping The Hobbyist Community

    12/11/2006

    Sioux Falls Prostitution Case Began Online

    It's a not crime Sioux Falls police have to deal with often. (Mostly because of the lack of warm, human bodies in South Dakota) But Friday night they arrested a woman for prostitution.

    ("Her body was still warm," said Patrolman Erick E. Erickson. "Yah, sure, you betcha, I checked.")

    Officers found her on an online escort website. They say that's the primary way prostitution makes its way into the city. (Streetwalkers don't walk the streets because they will slip and fall on the ice, in winter, or get bitten to death by mosquitoes, in summer)

    24-year-old XXXX is charged with misdemeanor prostitution after police said she offered sexual acts for $300 at a local motel. Officers say she admitted she travels from Omaha to Sioux Falls once a month for "dates."

    ("I hate the drive," she said. "I worry that I will slide into a snowy ditch, and die of exposure.")

    Police want to remind people that both prostitution and unlicensed escort services are illegal in Sioux Falls.

    Her online profile still says she's accepting dates for last weekend, but her Friday night "date" with an undercover officer landed xxxxxx in jail.

    Officers began investigating a week ago, on the a national escort service website. Using the alias "Hailley Palmer," xxxx is the only escort on the website servicing Sioux Falls.

    "It's something we can take pride in," said Patrolman Erickson. "At least we have one escort. It's not like we're North Dak ota, where they have, oofda, none for the whole state."

    She claims to offer things like erotic massage and private dances.

    But if she offers sex for money, like officers say she did Friday, she's breaking the state's prostitution law.

    In Sioux Falls, there's even a city ordinance regulating legal escort services that just provide dates. It says they have to be licensed. And there are no licensed escort services in the city. (In this way, escort services are like so many other non-existant services in the city, where civilization barely has a foothold on the frozen tundra.)

    That means even the escort services in the local yellow pages, if they provide escorts in Sioux Falls, are breaking the law.

    ("At least we have yellow pages," said Erickson. "Did I mention NORTH Dakota? But let me tell you this...don't lick escort ads in the yellow pages. Why? You don't want to know.")

    Because prostitutes in Sioux Falls don't lurk on (bitterly cold and icy) street corners, catching them is time-consuming for officers. But they say it's important to remind the public that the crime isn't tolerated. (Nor, for that matter, are outsiders who bring new ideas and new DNA)

    The maximum penalty for someone convicted of prostitution in South Dakota is a year in jail and a $2,000 fine. Officers say they arrest about a half-dozen people every year for the crime.

    ("Ya, sure, you betcha we shake their hand all hearty-like, because we're just glad we have half a dozen people whose dicks haven't frozen off yet, doncha know, der," said Erickson. "We usually find out der from Nort Dakota, doncha know, desperately looking for some action down south.")
    (Review # 16732)
  • Tea Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Nov 05 2005 Submitted by:

    I just went to the China Massage parlor in Tea. Everything happened like the last review said. When we were done with the massage, she kept looking at me like she wanted me to say something. Me being the rookie to this like I am, I said nothing, not wanting to offend her. PLEASE help me... if anyone knows anything on how to go about asking for extra service at this place. Any help would be appreciated. (Review # 13016)
  • Sioux Falls Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Sep 19 2005 Submitted by: LetThereBeRock

    About 4 months ago, I called up Abby's Escorts and asked for the going rate. I was quoted $200 an hour outcall, $225 incall. I chose incall. I was provided the companionship I was looking for. Tonight I was going to make another visit, but the phone # has been disconnected! So much for that plan, and so much for finding anything else in South Dakota. I was searching the web for anything else, which is how I got here. So I thought I would say something about Abby's Escorts, since they delivered the goods, despite being in crappy, ultraconservative Sioux Falls. (Review # 12696)
  • Sioux Falls Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sun Sep 11 2005 Submitted by: mike

    The Massage Parlor in Tea sucks ass. You cannot get anything there. Going there is a waste of gas and money. The woman there refused to even consider a HJ, or anything else even close to it. Stay away from that place. (Review # 12650)
  • Tea (South of Sioux Falls) Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Apr 25 2005 Submitted by: Passing Through The Land of the Sioux

    Yes, there is a city in South Dakota called Tea and I'm here to tell you about the massage parlor there. The short executive summary is as follows: I didn't get any sex, but I'm convinced sex can be had there once the one lady working there warms up to you...but there's just one Korean lady in her early 50's, who could pass for 40's.

     

    Anyway, I found out from this very board about the busts at the Hong Kong massage in Sioux Falls and got the number from the phone book one of those times I was passing through.

    I called the lady, and she was temporarily closed down, dealing with the bust and license matters. When I called a while later, she had opened up in Tea, South Dakota, just a bit south of Sioux Falls and gave me directions how to get there. Take Exit 73 off I-29 and head into the town of Tea. So if you were on I-29 South, you would turn right. It's harder to get there from I-29 North, because the overpass is under repair and will be for quite some time, so you pretty much have to get on I-29 South and turn right on the 73 exit. From the exit, go to the right, almost into the town of Tea, home of "Teapot Days," woo woo.

     

    You will pass by some light industrial activity, a fireworks stand, maybe a car or farm implement place or two...go about a mile or so until you get to the first stop sign. There will be a sign for. Go left at the stop sign. Right ahead of you, just to the right is a large convenience store called Get And Go. Behind the convenience store is a small strip mall called, I think, Woodridge Mall. There isn't really much of anything else out there, so you can hardly miss it, and the massage place is extremely well marked with Asian stuff on the exterior door. It's now called China Massage.

     

    So the lady had me sit down while she finished with a customer...the door buzzed loudly when I came in and there was a security camera. There was an alter to the mother of the Buddha with burning candles and all kinds of Asian stuff on display, including pictures of lovely Asian women. All very encouraging signs. The lady made me fill out a form and the form said something about how any sex talk would result in termination of the massage session. She never even asked me about the crap on the form, back problems, whatever. I disrobed completely and just laid a towel over my ass. She covered me with a blanket...massage, massage...good god, it went on forever. When she massaged my hand she had it up against her breast, up against her thigh...I tried to give her subtle signals, but she was being overly careful. There was a bed, a fucking BED right on the FLOOR.

     

    She's well preserved for an older Korean girl...nothing exciting, but when she's ALL THERE IS IN SOUTH DAKOTA, hey. I was ready to do her, but never got the chance. The guy leaving, the guy coming in after me...all john types, that's for sure. I'm convinced sex can be had there, but after the big shitstorm over Hong Kong, it will take a more patient person than myself to get it. I tell you this as a service to my fellow mongers. Maybe I can't get it but, hey, I'm convinced it's there or, then again, maybe she'll play the teasing game and keep raking in $40 massages for a while. You really should go elsewhere but if you're stuck in the area...that awful area...maybe this will be helpful, somehow. Good luck, you will need it. 

    (Review # 11326)
  • Sioux Falls Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Apr 25 2005 Submitted by: Passing Through the Land Of the Sioux

    I was passing through Sioux Falls, South Dakota, and tried calling the only escort service listed in the phone book, Abby's Escorts. This was on a regular weeknight and, well, must have been about 11 o'clock PM. I was quoted a rate of $175 but was told nobody was available. The lady picking up the phone had a raspy mid-40's voice and answered by saying "Hello," so that was oddly encouraging. Sorry I can't tell you more but figure something is better than nothing and there isn't much about this area. (Review # 11325)
  • sioux falls Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Apr 20 2005 Submitted by: kevin

    The hong kong massage parlour in sioux falls got busted??? Damn! That is the only thing I look forward to when I go back home to visit. (Review # 11304)
  • Sioux Falls Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Sep 16 2004 Submitted by: HelpingTheHobbyistCommunity

    Info current as of mid-September, 2004. Crazy with fear that their city would be flooded with massage parlors offering handjobs under a supposed "loophole" in state law which only prohibits intercourse, Sioux Falls passed an ordinance which prohibits touching anybody for money. You would think the chiropractors would be upset but, well, that would imply Sioux Falls has chiropractors and can we *really* assume such a thing? I don't think so. Changes to the state law also under consideration. Clearly, this is the most exciting thing to happen in Sioux Falls since...since...since they get it away from the Sioux! (Review # 10143)
  • Sioux Falls Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sun Aug 15 2004 Submitted by: HelpingTheHobbyistCommunity

    Information current as of mid-August, 2004. A surprising development in the Hong Kong Massage Parlor bust in Sioux Falls. The charges were dismissed after it was found the state statute prohibits sexual penetration for a fee, but does not address touching of any sort. The attorney general is looking at the law. It would appear that a brief "golden era" may have dawned in South Dakota until the legislature gets around to making changes. Still not worth a trip to South Dakota, probably, but if you have to be there, anyway...hey, good to know! (Review # 9867)
  • Sioux Falls Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Jul 21 2004 Submitted by: HelpingTheHobbyistCommunity

    Some information to add to the bust of Hong Kong Massage in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. The owner's license has been suspended pending resolution of the charges. (Review # 9675)
  • Sioux Falls Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Jul 17 2004 Submitted by: HelpingTheHobbyistCommunity

    Information current as of mid-July, 2004. Police conducted a sting operation against the Hong Kong Massage in Sioux Falls, arresting the 52 year old female asian owner and accusing her of offering "illegal services." No further info such as address. There isn't much coverage of this state, if you have info please contribute. (Review # 9639)
  • Mitchell Strip Club Review Dated Added: Thu Apr 10 2003 Submitted by: dakotakd

    Check out the Kongo Club, its a small strip club north of the big city of Mitchell. The kongo rocks with $1 rolled up can go far!! The ladies don’t wear much and the beer is cheap too. Look for big hoss old GOLDIE, tell him I sent you. The table dance is on your lap, 5 bucks, 10 and in the back room for pure Dakota delight. Tell them you like the corn palace!! Packed to the hilt around Oct. pheasant season opens up. Tell um dakotakd sent you, enjoy.~~~~ (Review # 7066)
  • Rapid City Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sun Nov 19 2000 Submitted by: Ulysses

    I notice you have no reviews for South Dakota. But I found the hottest strip joint I've ever been in Rapid City, Show Girls on Main Street. All the girls were young and reasonably attractive, one a total fox who looked like a young Brigitte Bardot or Barbarella Jane Fonda. Unfortunately I have doubts about her intelligence. She calls herself Barbie.

    This is another bar where you put a dollar on the bar and the dancer does a dance for you. But the girls at Show Girls all got up on the bar and spread their legs right in front of your nose! You don't have to worry about where to sit to get the best lighting (which usually is none too good anywhere). It's right there inches in front of your eyes!

    They also have private table dances but I know nothing about them. However Barbie went into the private area about 20 minutes before I left and she still hadn't come out.

    I can't say it's worth a special trip to South Dakota for Show Girls but if you're anywhere in the vicinity (Badlands, Mount Rushmore), it's definitely worth making a separate side trip. You can leave the missus in the motel and say you're going out for a six-pack or something.
    (Review # 2743)
 

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