Lily's Health is on Rt 161 in a safe area of town. It is the usual routine once inside. I saw no video equipment. I only wanted to massage the girl, have been there 3 times, had 2 nice experiences and one not. Could have easily got more if I wanted. (Review # 7730)
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- Columbus Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Dec 15 2002 Submitted by: J-Wise
DO NOT USE Naturally Naughty Escorts!!! It is a total scam. This group works out of hotels and also has a fraudulent website called escortsunlimited.com which links to several other services...(probably all a joke themselves).~~
~~ Anyway, I waited a half hour in the hotel parking lot for this girl to show up after getting several lame excuses as to why she was not there yet. I should have followed my instinct and left and admitted to myself that this was just not my night. Ignorantly, I waited, somewhat curious to see what this girl would look like. Finally, she arrived with a driver and another girl. She was in fact very young and beautiful. Another chance to leave, which I ignored. They said they had to go get the key (also known as booking the room). Finally we went into the room (all of us)! She told me that I had to pay the driver the $175 fee, so I did with reluctance. ~~
~~The other girl tried to talk me into paying another $60 for her too. I told her that I only brought enough for one girl, which was true. Next, the driver and other girl left. The girl and I sat down and she began to talk. At this point, I knew I was ripped off! I said to her, "I just got ripped off, didn't I?" She acted confused and continued on her spiel about lotions and levels of activity. She said that I could pay up to $2000! I laughed out loud and said do whatever you can do for what I paid, knowing that it was already lost. She agreed and proceeded to dance totally nude next to me. ~~
~~She rushed me to jerk off, but I refused to give in. Sometimes it is just hard to get into things when you know you have been screwed. Plus, I wanted to make her dance for as long as possible. She kept saying, "I want to see you cum!" I kept saying, "up to one hour, right?" After 10-15 minutes, I got bored and gave up and finished. This place is not a total rip off, but do not expect any more than a dance for about 5-10 minutes while you are encouraged to finish for about $200. You can get the same thing for about half the money at several jack shacks around town. Also, at those places they will not rush you. ~~
~~If you are looking for this type of thing, save your money and go to Aesthetic Modeling on south high street. It is totally legal with hot babes, and nice ownership for less money and you really do get an hour if you want it.~~ (Review # 6551)
- Columbus Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Sep 20 2002 Submitted by: robocrotch
Well, I've been working here all summer and I was about to write a scathing review of Columbus, being the most difficult place to get laid in the Midwest. I have tried the AMP's, to no avail, unless you consider $100 for a HANDJOB a bargain. The town has the largest gay population in the country (so it seems),and the bar scene is pitiful. I had called several girls on different boards, with no response.~~
~~I had almost given up, when, just for giggles, I decided to call Miami Companions (for Columbus, go figure), because they had this little hottie named Amanda supposedly visiting here. Well, with this being my last night in town, I thought I'd give it one more shot. The phone staff did the routine verification stuff, and promptly set me up at the downtown incall location. All went smoothly. When I arrived, WOW.. she is hotter than in her pics.. and a real sweetheart. Her English is terrible (she's from Brazil), but she speaks the international language just fine!! After taking a tour "around the world" (including Greece!) I was thoroughly satisfied and exhausted. ~~
~~What an unbelievable woman. If you get the chance, she travels, so look her up. Also, this was not my first experience with Maimi Companions, they have always been reliable. No hidden fees, no tipping, no games or runaway drivers... just First class pleasure. It's 1:30 am now, and I can still smell her perfume... you know, Columbus aint so bad after all... Y'all keep it real...~~ (Review # 6170)
- Columbus Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Aug 24 2002 Submitted by: Anon
Shannon is an independent about 38 years old who has had hip surgery. Her phone number is in the local paper. She's not skinny but she has the tightest pussy and will give you everything you want. She enjoys her work immensely. I highly recommend her. (Review # 6003)
- Springfield Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Aug 14 2002 Submitted by:
Miko's Spa in Springfield OH.
~~ I went to Miko's twice in May of 2002. I had never been to an Asian Spa and was not sure what to expect. Both times I had a woman named "Yumi." She was probably late 30s/early 40s but had a very nice body. The rate was $60 for 1 hour.
~~~~We started off with the table shower. Nice but no extras. Then we went back to the massage room. She asked a lot of questions and in general talked a lot. She kind of made fun of my one word answers. Being my first time I did not ask for anything extra and was not aware of any hints on her part. A week later I went back and it was the same routine. She seemed to hint at offering more in the shower but I didn't pursue it. She does a great job in the massage room. A lot of the time she is straddling you. She asked what she would like me to do and I was not sure how far she was offering. I just said more time on my back and she brought out a hot towel and jumped back on spending more time on my back. ~~ (Review # 5940)
- Columbus Escort Review Dated Added: Thu May 23 2002 Submitted by: KWILLSEY
Petite playmates (614-492-xxxx) in Columbus is a cash and dash bullshit operation. They sent a large overweight bitch named S_____ to the room instead of the petite blonde. I guess this way she can fight you off after she robs you - i am not kidding she looks like a fucking linebacker. She took the cash and runs out of the room!!! Called the service and needless to say they were totally unconcerned and did nothing (what did i really expect). Anyway stay away from this scam!!! (Review # 5514)
- Columbus Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Nov 21 2001 Submitted by: rippedoff
Blondes Unlimited - Stay away from. Got totally ripped off. Should have known better. Driver came to room and had to pay him the agency fee $150. She said it was for her protection. He left and she began to give me her rates. Gave her $200 for full service and she told me to get undressed and she'd give me a massage. She rubbed lotion on my back and said she couldn't do anything else until the agency called to check on her(she's still dressed). Then she says that she will wash up and then we can start. She went to the bathroom and turned water on full force. This went on for about 5 minutes, when I went to check on her I found she had slipped out the door and left me with nothing except the water still running. (Review # 4658)
- Columbus Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Aug 16 2001 Submitted by:
Four Seasons is closed - busted by the law (Review # 4161)
- Columbus Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Jul 02 2001 Submitted by: anon
Looked through the paper (Dispatch) to find an escort. Found one named "April" who on the phone claimed to be blonde, 36-24-36 and "very pretty." I asked her what her rate was and she said $120.00 for an hour flat rate. When I show up, a woman whose dimensions were closer to 36-38-40 answers the door. I ask for April praying that this isn't her. It was. She invites me in with a crooked toothed smile and tells me to get comfortable. I debate whether I should just bolt when she says, "Put your tip on the desk." I reluctantly drop $120.00 on the desk and curse myself for not leaving. She was nice, don't get me wrong, but thatís all she had going for her. In the middle of giving me head she stopped to answer her constantly ringing cell-phone. She didn't lie about the flat rate though. She sucked and then we fucked. She gave pretty good head and went into what ever position I asked, but Iím finding it very difficult to find any good looking escorts in the Columbus area. (Review # 3906)
- Columbus Street Action Dated Added: Mon May 28 2001 Submitted by: JohnJohn
Be careful !!! Police have been VERY active in old hot spots. Good street walkers still in the bottoms & hilltop area. (W. Broad to Wilson, some on Sullivant)~~Stay away from entire E.Main/Bryden/Parsons/Miller area. Big time Police stings (even the skanky ones have been cops). They say the Police chief lives near here and in this area they now sieze(!) cars and especially 18-wheelers. Former crossdresser area on E.Main is gone with new police station across street. Unmarked cars writing tickets here for "vehicular loitering" if you just drive around several times. (Got me twice, and then their damm blockwatch sent my wife a letter) ~~Crack whores still working farther east on Main St (just east and west of Bexley) Good selection sometimes on High just south of Campus, and decent selection some nights in Whitehall area with good ones now going to Livingston & Courtright area. (Both black and white here but very talented and many do everything, anal, etc.)
Other good areas to try are hotels just off 71 north (161, etc) and surrounding neighborhoods. Due to major police effort (many say permanently) street action now heading to more suburban areas particularly cheapo motels. Hard to find, but WELL worth the effort. Sometimes safer and easier to just go to Dayton. (Review # 3629)
- Columbus Strip Club Review Dated Added: Mon Feb 19 2001 Submitted by: JW
It has been a long time since I have been there but the Candy Store is a great total nude strip club. The girls all range from a 6-9 with the average being 8. They are mostly all young working their way threw Ohio State. They have 2 small stages for 1 on 1 shows, which are great, but they are in the main room so you dont get any privacy. (Review # 3189)
- Columbus Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Dec 04 2000 Submitted by: Anon
Called someone in the Columbus dispatch named "Megan." She is an independent, incall escort who ~~sounded cute on the phone, and being very horny I thought "Why not?" So we set up a time and I was on my way. Her private residence was easy to find and the state of her apartment was decent, but definitely not the Ritz Carlton. But what can you really expect?
She claimed to be a 34C-28-34, so I was fairly anxious to see if what she stated was true. I would personally rate her face about an 6-7 and her body at about a 5. It really wasn't that she was all THAT bad but she had quite a lot of loose skin around her stomach and her ass was pretty loose as well. She WAS thin, and her breasts were really quite nice. The nitty gritty is as follows: 120.00 "to get me off" 220.00 "for a little of everything" Being one horny bastard I said "Lets do a little of everything!" Even though I really was already wondering if this was worth the 220.00
We began with a little fore-play and she really seemed to enjoy me gently biting her nipples. Her oral technique was so-so and so I fingered her pussy while she sucked my nob. She got quite wet from this. I told her to tongue my balls but she wouldn't do it which really pissed me off. She then laid down on her back and said that she wanted me inside her. This seemed to me like she was rushing me since she had only been sucking for about two minutes. Whatever, so we did it missionary. I finished, got cleaned up and was out of there.
All in all it was an O.K. experience but I wouldn't recommend her to others. She really rushed EVERYTHING and it was only 11:15 in the morning!~~ (Review # 2819)
- Columbus Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Oct 11 2000 Submitted by: Vincent
Don't use EXECUTIVE ESCORTS, they will steal your money. The girl will negotiate for a tip, while the driver waits outside, once she gets it, she will ask you to strip and run out the door. Management knows this, and does nothing, and all conversations are taped. Don't worry I am working on a plan to get the 220$ they stole from me. (Review # 2535)
- Columbus Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sun Aug 27 2000 Submitted by: shyguy
When browsing through the sports section of the Dispatch, you'll more than likely see the ad for Pleasure Girls located on Sinclair Road. Being curious, and disappointed with the extremely overpriced Risque Lingerie and Sheer Elegance (no touch, about $160 a trip). Once at Pleasure Girls, which there is no sign, just the number of the place on a big neon sign in the window, I noticed that there is zero room for parking! A couple of small spots in the front, but very limited. Very hard to get your car out, since this road tends to have a bit of traffic. Once parked, you enter a door and immediately go up some steps. At the top of the steps, in front of a very large window facing the street, there is a door, which is locked, that you just stand at. You get a price lit from the girls sitting on the other side; $80 1/2 hour one girl, or $120 a 1/2 hour with 2 girls. (They have hour prices, I forgot them) At that point, they say that they provide full service, and there is no tipping. Flat rate. You say what you want, give them their payment, and then they let you in. (All this time you're standing in front of a huge window where every passer-by can see you!) I was let in and led to a room. The room was big and had a lot of s&m toys and devices in it. (A lot of bondage stuff) I was told that the girl, who rated a solid 8, would be back in a minute, and that I was to get comfortable. I waited for 20 minutes. I had to walk back up to the front and was told that I would have to wait while they ate and watched TV. I waited 10 more minutes. The girl finally came in, stripped and proceeded to give me a bad massage. Guess what? Full service was a nude massage. There was no touching of any sort. Full service also included her staying about 5 feet away and masturbating in front of you. If you like this type of show, it's 1/2 the price of the 2 lingerie modeling places, but the service and attitude of the girls sucks. If you're looking to get laid, avoid these places. (Review # 2240)
- Columbus Escort Review Dated Added: Thu Aug 03 2000 Submitted by: Anon
Not all of Columbus escorts are rip offs. First you need to find someone who is independent. Second you need to make shure the price is all inclusive(flat rate). Third you should get what you pay for if you pay $20 you should not expect to get a 10 with all the trimmings. You are going to get a street walker. Realize if you want a 10 you will pay for a 10. Prices have a large range in Columbus from 100 to 500 for one hour if you want the all-inclusive session you need to shoot for over 200 to get a quality girl. (Review # 2083)
- Columbus Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Jul 22 2000 Submitted by: Big O
~~ Three reviews for the price of one!~~ ~~ 1: Miko's spa in Springfield- Second time I've been there and this time was not as good. Same shower and massage routine as everyplace. When it came time to negotiate the girl(6 out of 10 ) would not budge from her offer of $120 for half and half. I caved and forked over the cash. She left and came back with a condom gave me a couple of strokes and a quick suck climbed on and went to town. I hope she got something out of it because I felt nothing. Finished me with an unenthusiastic hj. ~~~~ 2: Lilly's steam & bath in Columbus- E. Dublin-Granville RD. Don't go here. Why?~~ 1. Expensive- $100 for hand job~~ 2. Girl was unattractive (a 4; and I have a thing for oriental women)~~ 3. Girl used a rubber glove-'nuff said~~ 4. I saw monitors and VCRs meaning cameras.~~ ~~ 3. Four seasons spa in Columbus- Located on Stelzer RD. near the airport. I love this place! It's not the cheapest but the girls are attractive, polite and (sex aside) can really give a good massage. I got there about 1am on a sunday morning and asked for 1/2 hour ($40). I asked for a choice of girls and was told that they were all busy but one would be available shortly. The mamasan took me to an empty room and told me to get comfortable. I got undressed except for my shorts since I didn't know how long the wait would be. About 5min later a girl came in and asked if I was ready but when she saw my underwear smiled and said "No, everything honey!".~~She showered me and brought me back to the room. Gave me a massage and then she asked me to turn over. Asked if there was anything I wanted and signaled for a hj ( Is signaling the best way to ask and they don't worry as much if you're a cop? ) we negotiated $60; she took the money and came back. She disrobed and knelt between my legs played with my balls and cock until I was stiff then grinned and poured baby oil on me and began to stroke away. I liked he way that she talked during the act asking if all American dicks were as big as mine (flattery for sure but still nice to hear). She continued stroking and talking dirty until I told her I was about to cum and then she told me to cum for her "a big load" and that I did splattering her tiny tits and covering her hands. She kept stroking for a few seconds until she was sure that I was drained then she wiped her hands on a towel and got a warm towel to clean me with. She helped me dress and sent me on my way. I will definitely go back.~~~~ If you've read this far maybe you could suggest a place in the Columbus area that has ladies with a larger chest (D-cup or larger). Thank you in advance. ~~ (Review # 1988)
- Columbus Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Jul 18 2000 Submitted by: Stoned
Savana of Ohio~~I had the distinct pleasure of two quality hours~~with this beautiful lady and I was motivated to~~post this about her. She is gorgeous, my god I was in~~heaven when she walked in my room. She has a real~~great personality and we hit it off from the get go!~~If you can get to see her you sure as hell will not be disappointed she is awesome. A true GFE fellas!~~ (Review # 1954)
- Columbus Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri Jul 07 2000 Submitted by: John
SPA 2300 - Waste of time
I called Spa 2300 and was told there was 7 girls on duty to choose from. Got there 15 min later and all of the sudden it was 2 with no cars in the parking lot. Gee where did all the girls go? My choice was a big fat one and a bleach blond who I would rate a 3 or 4. $40 to~~get in the door and $100 for a no touch dance. Don't waste your money at this joint. (Review # 1905)
- Columbus Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Jul 07 2000 Submitted by: John
Exotica Productions - COMPLETE RIPOFF!!
Exotica Productions is a complete waste of time and money. I saw "Amy's" web photo's and thought why not. Photos were of her but they must have been enhanced by air brushing. On the phone she told me $200 for "everything" for one hour no tipping needed.
She came to the door reeking of smoking, telling me about her sick kid, crazy ex-husband, bragged she was the top escort in Columbus because of her website, took the $200 and asked for a tip. For a total of $300 I got a little dance for 30 minutes. I guess you could say I got screwed. (Review # 1904)
- Columbus Escort Review Dated Added: Thu Jun 22 2000 Submitted by: island magic
The escort under the name of Tori is a rip-off. She will quote you a fee of $120 full service but then say she only gives head for another $60 and intercourse for another $120 once you are already committed. She took an extra $40 of mine and gave me some pretty worthless head. There is better to be found. She also has a roommate named Sierra. Probably the same deal!! (Review # 1773)
- Columbus Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sun Jun 18 2000 Submitted by: Big O
If you are looking for a good strip club without the pressure to buy the girls a lot of drinks try the Centerfold Lounge.
Located on Stelzer RD. about 1/2 mle from Port Columbus Airport; this small club offers a great atmosphere and good prices. Specials are as follows:
Mon- 2 table dances $15
Thu- Fantasy night (not sure what this is; probably a costume thing)
Fri- Free buffet (lunch meat and chips)
Sat- Wet T-shirt contest w/ 30 customers (I usually go on Sat and have NEVER seen one). They also have a top of the hour special which is a table dance and a shot for $10.
Most of the girls are in the 5-7 range; however there are three that could easily dance anywhere they wanted to. They are (in no particular order):
Ivy- An older lady (32-35) who prefers to dance to 80's metal. Strong, muscular legs that she uses to good effect on the stage pole. With her penetrating eyes and pleasant personality you must see her at least once. Looks-8 Pressure-0
Sara- Mid 20's, blonde, looks like a combo of Alyssa Milano and Sarah Michelle-Gellor. Petite and sweet she looks best wearing a wonder bra that she doesn't really need. Looks-8 Pressure-0
Brittany- 22, natural blonde sometimes brunette, dances to a wide range of music (Shania to Def Lepard). This girl is the best! She is built like a brick house and dances like a tornado. If you get a dance from her brace yourself. Looks-10 Pressure-6
Finally the Centerfold Lounge has a coupon in the COLUMBUS DISPATCH and THE OTHER PAPER for one free table dance. I don't know how the cub works this so I tip the girls a few bucks anyway when I use this. (Review # 1730)
- Columbus Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Feb 09 2000 Submitted by: Spud69
Called a girl named AMY from one of the services listed on the web paid lots of money and got no action whatsoever. TOTAL RIP OFF STAY AWAY. She's a brunette about 5'8" and cute. But no action whatsoever. (Review # 1534)
- Columbus Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Dec 21 1999 Submitted by: The MAXX
Two small reviews actually....
1. The 2300 club on Stelzer is a complete ripoff!!! Anyplace that openly gives you the rates for 'topless massage' 'nude massage' etc. The prices were WAY out of proportion for that area. Save your time, save your money and go down the street to....
The Four Seasons Health Center..
This place rocks.... It's cheap to get in the door, like 50 bucks per hour, but the extras are what bite into your wallet. I'm used to the scene out in LA where it breaks down to about 40in/100full. This place was 50in/180full. The ladies were nice and all, but not anything extraordinary. A pretty standard Asian deal.... Happy hunting. (Review # 1038)
- Columbus Street Action Dated Added: Wed Dec 22 1999 Submitted by: Pauly
Parsons Ave just south of 70 has been good lately. It's near Main Street but the girls are generally cleaner (or seem to be). Keep an eye out for Leesa, trim, attractive, black. Great personality and has a place if you get to know her. (Review # 1016)
- Columbus Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Dec 10 1999 Submitted by: The Man
Sex in Columbus could be good or suck. I used the # on the Dipsatch. The rate is $150 hr. or $100 1/2 hr.....I went with the 1/2 hr. of cousre...knowing that I might get ripped off from Columbus....Any how..the girl I had named Nadia...she is 5'9"..slim and have a face of a model....she was very sexy...she gave me an O.K....but let me fuck her in anyway.......we did like 6 diff position...then I i pounded her with her legs bent up all the way to her head.....she really enjoy it....check the Dispatch....maybe you will fine ! like her..... (Review # 984)