- Bismarck Strip Club Review Dated Added: Mon Mar 25 2002 Submitted by: Diesel
North Dakota is a hotbed for prostitution and strip clubs. Bismarck, has Borrowed Bucks, Silver Dollar Strip Club, and Tree City Club. All three are great places to see hot girls and for 20-30 bucks you can go to the back room and get a quality BJ, with no bouncers to worry about. Fargo also has 3 decent Gentleman’s Clubs, but not sure about the "extras (Review # 5208)
- Fargo Strip Club Dated Added: Fri Feb 01 2002 Submitted by: CallWholeStateDuh
More in regard to previous posting. There is a strip club in a town named Thomson, which is a short drive south of Grand Forks and a longer drive north of Fargo. I've only been there a couple times. The women are required to wear pasties over their nipples and can't take off their bottoms. They don't do lap dances so far as I can tell, but perhaps the nights I was there it was just that nobody in the whole sucky state can really AFFORD a lap dance. They dance on the stage and will, like, press ~~their face up close to thank you for your money and then do a little dancing right in front of you. For $10, or perhaps as little as $5, you can get one of them (with long hair) to lean her head over your lap from the raised stage and PRETEND to be putting her mouth on your groin, which of course she isn't, not really. The prettiest girl there the night I was there claimed to be a psych major at the University of North Dakota in Grand Forks.
The road leading to this place (believe me, there ain't but one strip bar in Thomson...there ain't much of ANYTHING in Thomson which makes this city exactly like the rest of the state) was so full of potholes I was afraid it would damage my car. Oh, yeah, the club is called TASSLES. While I would recommend avoiding the whole state, if you absolutely MUST pass through this godforsaken wasteland of impoverished agrarian racist rubes, well, there is Tassles to take out some of the sting and tedium of the long, featureless drive. I don't remember what the cover was, about $5 I think. Also, Thomson used to have a reputation as a speed trap, so drive carefully there. (Review # 4307)
- Fargo Strip Club Dated Added: Fri Feb 01 2002 Submitted by: CallWholeStateDuh
There is a strip club in Fargo called The Northern Gentleman's Club. They have a website at www.clubnorthern.com It is good to email them at road742@aol.com because then you get free admission and a free Mexican buffet on Mondays, but then of course you are also stuck on their list. ~~This place really emphasizes their FOOD specials, which are pretty damned good, like $6 steak on the slower days of the week. They also have $25.00 limit BJ, which stands for BLACKJACK. Really. It does. Do not expect to get ANYTHING extra in North Dakota, the Appalachia of the ~~Great Plains, and as far as sex, do not expect to get ANYTHING period. You know that movie "Fargo" where the two kidnappers slept with those two hookers at the truck stop? That is, so far as I can determine, a complete and total fiction. The rest of the movie, in regard to how the people here ARE, is totally true. Any prostitute that would come here and set up shop would have the state all to herself, but why would she want to? There is no damned money here. People here "in the know" ~~utilize service providers in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, a delightful cosmopolitan city with more people in it than the entire state of North Dakota. (Review # 4306)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Jul 24 2001 Submitted by: CallwholestateDUH
There is no sex in North Dakota, but the entire state sucks hard. North Dakota is the only place where I've seen a stripper working so hard for a crummy dollar from some dumb ass dork in a feed and seed hat, smelling like silage. Winnipeg is your best option if you're in the part of the state close to Winnipeg. If you want sex along the way, don't plan your route to go through this state. Actually, if you want anything… scenery, decent food, locals who don't look like they just walked out of the movie "Deliverance," the opportunity to survive if your car breaks down during the winter season, if you want any kind of fun, decent, pleasant thing at all then just avoid this shithole of a state like the fucking plague. I know, I live here. (Review # 4024)
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