- Newark Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sun Jul 16 2000 Submitted by:
Went to A&J yesterday for the first time, I had read good things about their ladies at other clubs and boards on the net. Small place –Clinical looking, clean enough, two girls on duty. NO shower or body scrub available. $45/hr (I think $30/30 and $40/45). BEWARE SHORT HOURS – last appointment Mon-Sat. at 7:30, Sunday at 6:30.~~~~I saw Lisa, cute Hispanic with great tits and an excellent ass, however she is missing a tooth: (. The other girl yesterday (Vivian?) is Eastern European, short and not quite attractive – I seem to recall varying reviews about her.~~~~Warm baby oil massage!!! And the standard tickle and reciprocal touching. She asked me if I was feeling frisky (DUH!!). I asked for oral release - never discussed $$. She then got naked (Surprise!) and the fun started. She certainly welcomed touching, rubbing and sucking - No eating at the Y, but she loved to taste herself on my fingers.~~~~She had a great attitude and made me feel comfortable. After, I asked her if $60 was OK and she said yes. (I think had it not been a slow Sunday, she would have asked for more. FYI she told me that F/S is $120 – but I’m sure it’s negotiable).~~~~YMMV, but for me - - All in all a good experience. ~~ (Review # 1941)
- Parsippany Escort Review Dated Added: Thu Jul 06 2000 Submitted by: jack Lalane
4 aces advertises in the daily record. They represented a girl to be 29, but after visiting the motel where they had her working, she could not have been a day under 59!!! Thinking with the small head, she convinced the customer that she spoke fluent french, and the customer figured, well experience might count here.
fs was offered for 150, and two french lessons were agreed upon for the same budget.~~first lesson was one in how to avoid contact even with your mouth full, while taking extremely long pauses for a hand shake. concentrating on happier times brought things to a conclusion, revealing a repulsed senior citizen coughing and spitting "i can't believe you did that". At 59, it may be time to find a new line of work!!!
Encore performance was cut short by a customer who did not have it in him to bother concentrating that hard again, so he left frowning, 150 lighter with a story to tell and wondering, could she have removed her dentures and delivered a gum job? Four aces is more like a pair of duces, in a game of solitaire.~~ (Review # 1876)
- North Bergen Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Jun 26 2000 Submitted by: Plat
There is a new place in town. It is called Bergenline Therapy. This place is very discrete, very clean and friendly. It is you standard Asian massage place with only one girl working there. Her name is Kim (what else is new). She is older but still in good shape. For $60 you will get the standard table shower and an extremely good, non rushed, massage. For an extra $20 you will get the best hand job you will ever have. She knows how to work the skin and not just jerk you off. If you're in North Jersey check it out. 78th and Bergenline. (Review # 1799)
- Scotch Plains Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Jun 24 2000 Submitted by: Anon
1734 Route 22 East. The women looked OK. The massage was rather weak and HJ was not very exciting. Would not go to this place unless you are desperate for a HJ. (Review # 1785)
- Edison Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Jun 24 2000 Submitted by: Anon
Head to Toe - 1601 Rt 27 in Edison. Open til 10PM. No sign to indicate it is a massage place. The front is a nail salon and the door to the massage place is on the side of the building. Advertised table showers and $50, but did not get table shower or a full hour. The girl was a bit older, but decent body. Massage was not that great, but let me massage her breasts and let me come on her tits. Personally, I think Easton Therapy on Easton Avenue offers much better massages and better looking women. Although they only offer HJ (Review # 1784)
- Newark Street Action Dated Added: Fri Jul 07 2000 Submitted by: Anon
Was recently checking out the street scene in Newark, in the area just west of Rt 21 and north of Rt 280. Don't waste your time. There where a couple of hags walking this area (rating less than a 1). When I finally found one that was maybe a 2 I pulled over. Long story short; she asked for 20 for a BJ, I accepted, she got in, she started telling me how hungry she was, about her seven kids, looking for pity. When we finally found a spot, she started telling me about how bad the cops have been and how she got busted the night before. She offered to take me back to her place for an extra ten, were she would make me cum twice. I agreed. On the way she asked me to pull over at a store so she could by condoms. I did. She got out of the car and proceeded to find the closest dealer to by drugs. I left her there. I guess you can say it cost me twenty dollars to waste my time. Word of advise stay away. Nothing but hags and druggies. (Review # 1732)
- Los Angles Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Jul 07 2000 Submitted by: Anon
LA is indeed the land of the rip-off. How about Shayla? In her pictures on the net, she is gorgeous, Asian, long black hair, incredible ass -- in person less so, but that's not really the problem. After she's given your $300 to her driver, she changes into a bra and panties and then tells you the $300 was an entrance fee. Now the negotiations are to begin. $700 more for full service, she says. No way, I told her. I ate my losses stoically and sent her on her way, determined to let people know about this true criminal. BEWARE. (Review # 1731)
- Newark Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Jun 15 2000 Submitted by: Bubba
Went to A&J massage in the Ironbound section of Newark after reading some favorable reviews at this site. It was all in all one of the worst experiences I have ever had. I selected a 30 minute session. Once inside, I had a choice of hot oil, lotion or powder. I chose powder. The girl assigned to me, Vivian, was extremely bored and was looking up at the clock every minute or so. Further, she basically dumped about a half a bottle (or so it seemed) of powder all over me - an another indication of lack of talent. Poor rub down, with ABSOLUTELY no touching of private areas. Don't waste your time or money here. (Review # 1709)
- East Rutherford Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri Feb 18 2000 Submitted by: j-z
I have been frequenting several Asian massage parlors in northern NJ, and I found one located in East Rutherford by giants stadium, called mina therapy (the advertise in the star ledger). On my first visit I had a masseuse named Kim who was about 5 feet tall, 100lbs, and pretty good looking. After my table shower and massage I asked her if she did anything else, and she said all she would do is a hand job. I told her to forget it, and went to get up, when she said that she would give me the bj that I originally asked for. I gave her fifty dollars and she left the room. She came back stripped, climbed on my back, and gave me the best rim job of my life. Then she told me to turn over, we got in the 69 position, she licked my balls for a few minutes before she put a condom on me and went to work, I came in her mouth, and she cleaned me off with a warm washcloth. I have gone back three times since then, and had bad experiences with the other masseuses. Despite my great first visit, I do not recommend this place. Save your money! (Review # 1628)
- Elizabeth Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Feb 07 2000 Submitted by: Anon
Massage place located by post office in Elizabeth. This place is located in what looks like a print shop but rooms upstairs are rented. This place is a private residence of a Columbian women around thirty pretty hot with a huge rack (implants)busting out of her shirt when she answered the door. When I got there she said 40 for the half hour and thats all I gave no more no less. She took me upstairs to like a one room apartment, we got completely naked she gave me a hand job while I sucked her tits and fingered her then before I came she gave me a bj and swallowed, all for $40 a once and a lifetime deal for sure. (Review # 1513)
- Williamstown Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Jan 26 2000 Submitted by: Ping Pong Lover
Rainbow Accupressure in Williamstown: Can't remember what road (listed in the phone book) it's on but its just off of the AC expressway. Went there about midnight and was greeted by a short and attractive Asian female maybe 31 years old tops. She was very friendly and nice decent English she took me back to a nice room(Very hot). She asked me for the $50.00 fee and instructed me to undress and get in to a robe that was hanging on the wall and she left. When she came back maybe 3 minutes later she took me by the hand and walked me back to the shower room. Laying on the table she washed me very thoroughly and when she was drying me off she made sure I got an erection by gently tickling my cock (LOVED IT). She the led me back to the room where she laid e on my stomach and started to give one kick ass massage.
After maybe 15 minutes or so she started to ask questions trying to feel me out as to what I wanted I asked her what she was willing to do and she told me for another $50.00 She would take care of me. I gladly did so and she then exited the room and came back a few minutes later only wearing panties and a thin silk robe. Laying on my back she then straddled over me and what surprised me she started to kiss me deeply with tongue. Feeling her up I took off her robe and slid my hand down those panties feeling her sweet bush. Well, to make a long story short we tried about 10 different positions before I was done (Condoms of course and she will ride your face like its a horse..LOL)We then laid on the table for about 10 minutes exhausted and very sweaty. She then got up and came back to clean me off with a hot wash cloth.
As I was getting dressed she explained to me that the owner of the parlor also owns the Nail salon in the same strip mall and that like her most of the girls from the salon work at the parlor occasionally for the extra cash. She then told me her name Mai and she asked for mine she encouraged me to return and Gave me her Pager # and said maybe we could get together sometime. I was surprised and couldn't believe it. I've been to almost every massage parlor in South NJ and this was the best time I've ever had at one. I have met up with mai several times since that visit usually in private settings like my apt. Come to find out she has a gambling problem so a couple of bucks will take you far with her. I've also been there several occasions prior to that visit and the other girls there all Asian all make it worth the trip. Enjoy your visit. (Review # 1387)
- Newark Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Jan 26 2000 Submitted by: KP
I have been frequenting the massage parlor located in the Lucky Realty plaza in Newark for about a year. Almost always fantastic, with very reasonable $20/30min rates on weekends. Kathy is wonderful - and loves to rim me - I love to be touch back there. Sheila is the boss and gives a great hand job. Try also Cheyenne. (Review # 1385)
- Brick Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Jan 24 2000 Submitted by: hornyinnj
There are several places listed in the Asbury Park Press. Kobe 88 in Brick, Studio 7 in Toms River (Rt. 9 near the Villager), and a few in Lakewood. All are oriental, all roughly $50 for 1 hour, and all offer handjobs. Some offer more, but not until you are a frequent customer.
As always, tell them you've been there before (and they will ask). Most employ good looking women (4-8's) who perform enthusiastically enough.
Got lucky once and had a bare back BJ (even swallowed), all for $50 (not my smartest moment). I think that was an exception because she liked me. She asked if I would take her to dinner. I politely came up with an excuse. (Review # 1373)
- Morristown Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Jan 15 2000 Submitted by: Mobile
Read about 'A New U' several months ago. Always wanted to try it. I travel extensively and frequent massage parlors and occasional escort services. I visited late on January 13. I was their last appt. ~9:15p.m. It was $45 for 45 min, $60 for 60. She didn't even ask what length I wanted, she just said $45(I attribute that to the lateness of my visit). The clerk/receptionist was early 30's, brown hair, slender with an accent. I was introduced to Nicole, a tall(~5'11") blond, large boned but not at all husky with, I guess a 36C chest. She had a heavy accent as well. Later she told me that she was from the Ukraine. She asked me if I wanted a table shower first or after. First, I was cold and wanted to warm up, and second, I wanted the table shower to be a barometer of what might be coming (no pun intended). Good table shower with the appropriate yank on the short cord. She toweled me off with Mr. Johnson happy to see her-and the appropriate drying him off. The massage was good, not great. It toggled between light and heavy. When I turned over I got the appropriate derivation of the question we all want to hear--as she held Mr. Johnson she asked if I would like to have 'it' massaged. YES! She immediately, but kindly, pointed out that it was 'not included' and it would cost $40. I then asked if there was anything else/more. She said for $60 she would do topless and nude for $80. Nothing more offered (This was my first visit here). I opted for $60.
Her breasts were nice, soft, not exceptionally firm though. She immediately offered them to me to suckle. She really enjoyed that! Asked me if it was 'all right to tease?'. SURE. She blew on it-I mean literally- put her mouth about 1 in. above Mr. Johnson and blew like candles(A Ukrainian blow job?). She then put Mr. Johnson between her breasts and rubbed. I've heard this referred to as a 'titty fuck' or 'Bangkok fuck'. I fondled her between the legs, outside her slacks with no rejection. She apologized if she seemed rushed but the other girls were giving her a ride home. She finished with the warm oil for Mr. Johnson. I gave her the $60 AFTER I got dressed and we gave each other a kiss on the cheek. Guys if you're tired of the Asian scene I would recommend this. All the girls that I saw(~5) were Caucasian and, I believe, eastern European/Russian. Oh, one more thing. The clerk asked me to create a pin/password/account# for the future. I'm hoping that repeat customers can get 'upgrades'. Guys don't just read and glom off of this. Send in some reports! (Review # 1336)
- Edison Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Jan 04 2000 Submitted by: Anon
There's a place called 'brokers Lounge' , its at suite No 5, on New Brunswick Ave .... right after the NJ transit Edison Train station. The Place is very upscale. U are greeted at the reception very warmly, 40 min is $60 and hour is $70.
They have a Jacuzzi , sauna too.. and can be used for the hourly rate. The girls are all great ... I have been there at least 6 times and have tried six different girls. I rate them all over a "8".
a Tip is on what u believe u deserve , but I leave around 40-70 and I get a great massage , no sex or BJ's but U can play and have fun and relax ...and come out feeling really satisfied....~~I would recommend this place ....although a bit pricey !! Good Luck !!~~ (Review # 1242)
- Newark Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Jan 19 2000 Submitted by: Big Wally
Newark has a good massage place in it's Ironbound section. Its called A&J Better Health Center and is located in the Luck Realty building on Ferry Street. If you rank girls on the number system than these girls will fall on the lower end of the scale. However, there is a degree of honesty and a dedication service that is match by no place I've seen recently. I got full service for a grand total of $110 from a Dominican girl named Kathy. She had a nice face and a fair body. She was very clear, in her limited English, as to what she would do and would not do. She was quite the little freak. Anyway, this place is not well known. They close very early in the day (8 pm on week nights). And has no press at all but they are the best. The massages are good and the extras are better. And you will not feel like you are being ripped-0ff. They advertise in the Star Ledger, (Review # 1141)
- Upper Montclair Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri Dec 17 1999 Submitted by: Jack
Massage Center is located at 605 Valley Rd (Upper Montclair). It is on the second floor. This is an excellent professional massage (not a sexual one). Debbie who is a Columbian is a very nice lady (~35 years old and pretty). She is the owner and the masseuse as well. She really gives a very good Swedish massage which lasts about 1.25 hours for $50 dollars. No tips are required. You will be fully undressed with a towel over private part. You guys should try it as she gives the best Swedish massage possible. (Review # 998)
- Lyndhurst Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Dec 09 1999 Submitted by:
My friend often visited tmc. Maybe you might remember this from old reviews and I understand same women still available. If you want blow job and spill on their face, you should try this place. (Review # 979)
- Newark Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Dec 01 1999 Submitted by: Frankie
Ironbound section on Ferry Street, a few blocks from Penn Station, found ad in the Star Ledger; only ad for Ironbound (Newark). I was passing through and had that itch. I gave it a try, hoping for reasonable full service.
Nice place; no choice of lady; woman was very hot looking, but I prefer real tits. Interesting and intelligent enough for conversation; good massage; discussed tip.. topless or nude, hand release only and costly. She was nice; but overall not worth my money. (Review # 947)
- Lodi Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Nov 20 1999 Submitted by: Sneaky Pete
Expensive and you will get nothing more than a mediocre hand job. Had a blond girl very pretty 9. Very cold, would not let you touch her pussy! Save your money there are other places where full service is available! (Review # 813)
- Lodi Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu May 13 1999 Submitted by: Bone Boy
Ultimate Spa 1- Very large place in a strip mall. Five therapist's available at all times. I waited 15 minutes and was introduced to Sheri, who took me into a large room with shower, Jacuzzi tub, and massage table. I was immediately encouraged by the large bottle of mouth wash that sat on the sink, oral sans condom, hmmm maybe. Before my wait, I signed a waiver that not sex of any kind is provided, I paid $60.00 for an hour massage. Sheri informed me that they do topless massages for a $60.00 tip, Nude for $80.00 and if I wanted her to get in the tube with me it would cost $100.00. Sheri was cute and had a hot body, believe it or not a true 9. I gave her $100.00 plus another $50.00 figuring she might forget the waiver for the extra cash. Well I got in the tub, and she followed just like she said, and that's all she did. Then she invited me over to the massage table where se proceeded to give me a body rub. Frustrated with this lackluster performance I offer to massage her. I did and even my magic finger got no movement out of Sheri at all.
She then invited me to lie on my back and asked if she could perform a manual release on me, at this point I just wanted to get up and go. I asked her if a could give her a manual release in return, I was then give a detailed story of the dangers of infections, and so on, at this point I just wanted someone to enter the room and shoot me.
I fully expected Sheri to scream out with some comment like OOH COOTIES when she finally released me. There were very hot therapist's on staff, but it this experience is any indication of the services offered at this place, spend your money elsewhere (Review # 465)
- Irvington Travel Report Dated Added: Sun May 16 1999 Submitted by: CCM
check out Clinton Ave., nye ave, Ellis St. in the Irvington area. Go at night after dark
you will see about a dozen girls. some of them are real cute. you will have to do it in
the car or go to a motel. A few have there own place. exercise caution as Irvington will
bust your ass with an undercover female. that cop will make your dick hard b/c she is cute
but you will just have to be careful. I have had several girls and have gone back to their place
and stayed an hour at least. Pay about 25-60 dollars, it all depends on the circumstances. (Review # 464)
- W. Paterson Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sun Mar 28 1999 Submitted by: BJ
Best Chinese- been there twice. Ask for Anna. Excellent massage. Will let you play & have fun. Not too expenseive either. Eager to please. (Review # 463)
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