- Union Strip Club Review Dated Added: Fri Apr 09 2004 Submitted by: slam
Hott 22 - Route 22 West in Union. Nude bar. $18 to get it. I was there on Thursday and there were 5 girls, all 8-10. Got a lap dance from a Hungarian girl for $20. Although there was no touching, she put her pussy near my mouth and was able to sneak a lick. Tasted good. Bring your own beer (no hard liquor). The place is a dump but the girls are nice. (Review # 8823)
- Hoboken Strip Club Review Dated Added: Fri Apr 09 2004 Submitted by: slam
Went to Squeeze a lot over the last year. The place picks up about 8PM. 5 girls before 8. 20 girls after 8. Most are between 8-10, a few are 5. Its a bikini bar and lap dances are 20 for a song. The VIP is 150 which gets you champagne and a girl for 1 hour. I tipped my girl each itme and was able to touch her all over. Nice clean place. No sex available. (Review # 8822)
- Pleasantville Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Apr 06 2004 Submitted by:
Very nice massage parlor in Pleasantville. Called Bodyworks. Its the one on the second floor at the corner of the black horse pike and main. Not the one in the rear of the buildings on the right, thats more of a whore house, those chic's who work there are totally illgal and the cops have busted it before and isn't open a lot but when it is it's a great way to fuck for under $150.
Anyway back to Bodyworks, Nice clean place. Usally four girls working ranging from 7 to 9 in looks with nice bodies. The older mamasun who runs the place will take some of the load when things are really busy but she's really beat looking and only does NJ topless ...trust me I tried, thats all I got' only cost $80. The other girls will do FS, BBBJ, and deep kiss. Most I ever paid was $200, least for FS was $150. Good prices and have never been rushed out of there. If you get a chance to have Mi she likes to get down to business in the shower room (Review # 8799)
- So. Plainfield Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Mar 31 2004 Submitted by: Jerzyguy50
I also went to Asian place on Oak Tree Rd. in So. Plainfield. Had a real skinny attendent. Received a shower and massage, she would not let me even touch her tits. Paid her 20 and left. Boy was she pissed, but she got more than she deserved. Save your money. (Review # 8751)
- South Plainfield Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Mar 15 2004 Submitted by: alex
Brand spanking new oriental place, clean, and the girls are young and pretty with nice personality. Table shower was good. Good massage as well. 40 smackeroos she gave hj, and i sucked her full c-cup titties. I would highly recommend this place. It is on Oak Tree Rd. (Review # 8599)
- Fairview Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sun Mar 14 2004 Submitted by: Hayots Gigant
This is a spa called "The Ritz" in Fairview, NJ. Check out their website. I visited them on a Sunday night. It costs $70 to get in (they have promotions at earlier time of the day for $40 or $50). The place is extremely clean, looks very professional for an outsider. They claim they have a staff of rotating 25 russian/spanish/american girls. That night there were 4. The receptionist assigned to me Erica. I would think that if you asked to take a look at the "attendants" (that's what the girls are called there), the receptionist wouldn't refuse.
Anyway, the room was also very clean, had a shower stall, wirl pool type bath tub, a massage table. The cost of the services as announced by Erica was $160 for BJ and $200 for FS. She also said that the rates are same for all women. I chose to get a BJ. The quality was good, no rush, good clean-up afterwards, then she offered a drink and sat there chatting with me while I was consuming the drink. Overall it's probably worth trying, though a bit pricey. You may compare with another Spa I reviewed in Pocono Pines, PA. (Review # 8591)
- Ledgewood/Kenvil Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sun Mar 14 2004 Submitted by: Seymour Bush
Gents -- didn't realize it had been so long since I reviewed the places in this area. Actually, I just checked my review from May 2002, and realize that I hadn't posted here since then about f/s at Lucky Spot in the past year. Unfortunately, staff turnover at Lucky Spot in the past 6 months means no more f/s again (f/s and DATY was formerly provided by Sunny, who said she had worked at World Spa, I think, in Ft. Lee), just R&T again as of December '03. They're still Korean, but speak some Chinese too. Mia/Mimi is a bit voluptuous, and there's a younger girl there too who's not bad looking. $60 door fee. (Review # 8586)
- Irvington Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sun Mar 07 2004 Submitted by:
Champagne Room - Went there the otha night. 100% black girls - range from a 2-6. All the girls there will give you a h/j but one... Michelle blew me quick to get me hard & then humped me... put on a wrap & f*ck*d me right in the club. Don't think I'll be back though. How many dicks have been in there? If I'm real horny I might be goin again... but I'll wear 2 condoms to be safe here. (Review # 8535)
- Voorhees Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Mar 03 2004 Submitted by: Helping The Hobbyist Community
Information current as of February 9, 2004. I'm happy to bust the cherry on Vorhees, New Jersey with the first report from that locale, but it's not a happy report. Police arrested four Chinese and Korean nationals when they busted the Accupressure Therapy Studio in the 100 block of West White Horse Road in the township of Vorhees. Five grand and equipment seized. The women will be deported. Their ages are 40, 45, 40, 39. (Review # 8498)
- Linden Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Feb 28 2004 Submitted by: zepcock
I went to European Body Works. It is a house a few blocks away from the by the train station. All Russian massage places are almost always in a house in the middle of a neighborhood. It is $60. I got a Russian girl that was in her 30's. She was slutty, and wanted my shlong right after I laid down on the table. She massaged me for a few seconds then went strait to my cock. She jerked me.
She asked me if I wanted her to take off her clothes. I said um, okay. She jerked me again, I asked her to get on me she said $200. I paid her, she rideded me reverse cowgirl. I was not scorching one. She asked me if I came. I said no. She said she had three orgasms alraedy. So then she hoped off ,and finished me with a handjob. She asked if I was going to come again, and I said I didn't know. It was good, and stuff. (Review # 8453)
- Jersey City Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Feb 21 2004 Submitted by: Helping The Hobbyist Community
Information current as of February 20, 2004. Police arrested three asian women at the Liberty Spa. It was allegedly up to $500 a visit and had state of the art facilities including a sauna and food delivery, catering to business execs. Thanks must be given to TYW and Mr. M for this info. You know who you are! (Review # 8412)
- Linden Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Jan 06 2004 Submitted by: coolguy
Went to a non AMP in Linden. It was a rainy Sunday afternoon, so I figured everyone else was watching football and I'd get some "non rushed" service and things would be slow.
Was asked if I was there before, and I said yes, then they asked me for my customer number (so don't fake it and say "yes" if you haven't been there, you'll be found out)
Was greeted at the door and gave the sixty entry, then was greeted by M. She had a VERY hot bod in haltertop and tight slacks, and was led to the room for the start of things. Lots of oil for the massage, no shower...(so shower before going)...massage was so-so, and made small talk. Then was asked if I want a nude massage, which went for a Cnote (did I overpay?) I wanted to see what was under that outfit, so I agreed.
After making mr. happy rise to the occasion, I then laid her down to provide a bit of oral reciprocation, which she seemed to really enjoy. Then, she got on top and let me keep going while she fininshed the lubrication. After an attentive cleanup, we parted and I left. All in all a nice experience. I will probably go back. (Review # 8137)
- Middlesex Boro Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Dec 23 2003 Submitted by: Unhappy Johnson
A not so happy review of the All Stars Day Spa on Lincoln Blvd. OUCH is all I can say. Dirty. Sleazy. Bad Attitude and more. Not my cup of tea... But, you may like it? If so, write a review - I am hoping someone might find use for this place. After all, they do provide "full service" massage. But, the quality is downright nasty. $40 gets you 30 minutes. $10 bucks more for the table shower, which you don't want. That table needs to be cleaned with gasoline before anyone should go near it! Then, another $110+ tip gets you "full service."
The "girls" get a "3" at best and seem to be street walkers who are trying to find an indoor job.
Here's just an example - I walk in, paid the $40, was taken to a room and made myself "comfy." After a good 10 minute wait (pretty typical), the girl returns and says her name is Veronica (I was hoping she was just the receptionist and that some other gal would come do the massage). She slaps my ass and tells me I am a dirty boy who wants to fuck. What can I say? I say "yes, of course" and she says "how much you gonna give me?" After she asks me this about three times in 30 seconds, I ask her, "how much do you normally get for everything?"
Then, she gets quiet and won't talk to me again until I fork over a tip. I grab $110 and lay it on the chair. She runs right over, grabs it, counts it and hides it somplace. Then, she starts complaining that just a nude massage is $110. I tell her it's all I have. So, she walks back to the massage table, slaps a bag on me, gives one suck and starts with that "come on baby, get hard, let's go" rushing me to the point that Mr. Johnny isn't gonna co-operate. I try to touch her pink hole but am refused... "no touching, just get behind and shove it in." Finally, I say "F" this and stop even trying. This gal is a waste.
What was weird is that I usually get the "what do you do for a living" type conversation well before any discussion of full service. I should have taken the hint that something was out of whack.
But wait, there's more! After I stop trying, she gets real attitude going as I get dressed and says "Baby it's your fault that you can't get it up, most guys just need to see me naked to get hard." Well, that wasn't enough for me. I didn't get the "rise" that she expected. I got no refund either (I din't expect it). In fact, she actually ran out of the room, with the cash, to make sure I never saw it again.
So, Happy = NO. Recommend = NO. Watch Out = YES. Avoid this place! But, if you do go, avoid a black gal named Veronica with fake jugs and a tattoo on her left shoulder and stretch marks on her waist. You're better off with a street walker from Plainfield (only a few miles away, along Rt 28) at less than half the cost.
Sorry for the lousy review, but I've gone to quite a few massage parlors and this was the worst experience to date. At best, if you want to go, call first and ask who's working.
(Review # 8061)
- Trenton Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Dec 06 2003 Submitted by:
Had some business and decided to pay a visit based on some reviews on world sex guide. Did not call but stopped in unannounced. I was taken to a room by a pretty girl named Sunny. She is tall with a nice shape. She began a very good massage, and I asked her for full service. She politely declined and said that was not possible here. She did give me a great massage and was very friendly. I may return on a future business trip. (Review # 7982)
- Maplewood Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri Nov 14 2003 Submitted by:
Went to 1933 Spingfield ave,2nd floor. Nice place
no selection of girls but the one I got was a nice cute russian.No f/s from her. $60 to enter $100 for naked, i think with a few trips you can get much much
more. good luck (Review # 7887)
- Edison Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Nov 03 2003 Submitted by: joe shmo
Hey guys, I went to Tropical day spa recently, which is formerly hoed to toes in Edison. This was my first time at a massage place and it was decent enough. The place is off a rt 27, you turn right onto sutters lane or something like that, it starts with an s, i know that much. But anyway, i go there and i got buzzed in, and this dominican chick is at the desk, not bad but i thought the better girls would be in the back or something. Well i was wrong, there was, from what i can tell, only one other girl working ant his surprised me because it was late afternoon on a friday.
Anyway i got the $40 for a half hour, seeing as it was my first time, and she led me into a room to change and then to the shower. The shower was good though i think she could have put more effort, this chick had no love for her work. Anyway, i dry off, and go to the room, she asks how i heard about the place and i told her i was reccommended by a friend(bullshit)i found out from here. She cuts to the chase, hj for 40, seeing as i only had about $90 bucks on me i opted for that, she got the baby oil and got to work.
The Job was really uninvigarating, but then she did sum other stuff and it got good but mythotical. Ran outta time, self served, and then she wiped the baby oil off and showed me out, quickly asking for the 40 extra, i relentingly paid and left, but felt good after. Bottom line, is if you like dominican chicks, go here, if u want a cheap thrill, there are probably better places. (Review # 7818)
- Fairview Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Oct 13 2003 Submitted by:
Went to the Ritz. What you read is what you get. $70
to enter, girls are 6 to 8. f/s cbj. if your looking to have some sex it's a no brainer. good luck. (Review # 7710)
- Fairview Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Oct 07 2003 Submitted by:
I decided to check the Ritz out and to my pleasure i surely was not disappointed. I read all the reviews on the world sex guide and it got me going so i decided to check this place out for myself. Now this place is no Chez Diane in Canada or Club Grand Prix for that matter but it is nice.
I went to the website and it looked legit. I called the number and it sounded legit. But we all know how sluts are when they are presented with an opportunity to make some dough. I roll up give the receptionist the 70 bills and she leads me to this phat room with a bath tub, shower and massage table. As i walked in i saw the russian girl and tell you the truth she wasnt my cup of tea and the receptionist said that a spanish broad was available as well. I opted to see the spanish senorita and i was happy i did. She pops her head in and her sweet fake tits almost took an eye out. This girl had a great face, nice tits and pretty good body. I would throw her a 7.5 to 8.5....
Well, she comes in lays me down and i told her i make porn and she said very nice....she asked if i knew what goes on there and i told her that i sure did, i told her i had friends that have come before and they said that there is f/s...she said 200 bills i said she is buggin and ill throw her 150 bucks..she said all i could get for that is a bj...i said ok so ill throw u 180 and i want it all..and she agreed.
She left the room got a condom....came back got naked played with my dick for a little and she put it on...she sucked it for a little like 3 minutes and jumped on me....i banged her out missionary..her on top, me on top.....as well as doggy...regular doggy and one leg up doggy.....i pounded the shit out of her...had the bitch screaming aye papi and all that shit....unfortunately she rushed me some how..i mean i know that i enjoy my doggy seeing the girls ass ripple like a wave when i nail her but...she had the bullseye on the back..but when i had to bust i busted all over her sweet fake tits.
Overall, if you have the loot to throw..go for it, if not then call an escort it is cheaper...but the experience was good...its worth giving a weekend up of going out to go experience this....but also remember in Montreal 250 american can take you a lot further....and at these strip clubs up there you are guaranteed to fuck girls that look like porn stars and girls that cover the pages of playboy and all them magazines...i can definitely die a happy man!!!!!! (Review # 7673)
- Paterson Strip Club Review Dated Added: Thu Oct 02 2003 Submitted by: NJ HornyGuy
Went to this Bar called Micky Dee's a few times. Heard you can get some tail there.
It's not in the best neighborhood and most of the dancers are in their mid to late 30's with some in their 40's.
Looks can range from 1 to 7 1/2.
Sit at the bar, order a drink, if one of the dancers comes up to you and is to your liking, buy her a drink, grab her in the right places for a buck (when bartender isn't looking). When she asks if you want a "Lap Dance", have fun. (Review # 7637)
- Lyndhurst Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri Sep 19 2003 Submitted by: Scarhead
I checked out a massage palor this past week in Lyndhurst. I read some reviews on this site and decided to give it a shot as a birthday present to myself. I walked in and was greeted by a very young (approx 26) cute Italian girl. I don't remember her name, but she was at least a 7 or 8 and had the sweetest little 5'7 tight body. I oppted for the 30 min massage which was $50.
After all was over and done with, it pushed towards 45 mins so I made out good there. Half way through the massage I got the offer get a "sensual" massage for a little extra cash. My offers were $60 for g-string and $100 for nude. It was probably due to her being young and me being younger than her that I was able to talk her down to $70 for nude, and what a great decision that was. She stripped down and showed exactly how tight that body was, damn nice.
After a good 10 mins of fondling on both ends, she ended with a surperb h/j. Afterwards she gave me a nice big hug and promised that my next visit would be even more intimate. Needless to say, I'm puttin in some overtime at work so I can take her up on that offer. If you know the place I'm talking about, definetly stop by. (Review # 7569)
- Newark Strip Club Review Dated Added: Wed Sep 17 2003 Submitted by: Scarhead1982
I checked out After Dark in Newark today after reading a couple reviews about it. To give an honest opinion, this place would be cool as hell if the ladies were better looking. To get a continous lap dance at the bar for only a dollar every few mins with full on grabbing allowed would make this place the dream strip club, if only the "talent" was a little more to look at. But I guess you kinda have to expect that from a place with almost no restrictions.
Word of advice for any of you looking to trek into this club, try and know a little Spanish and be firm with these girls when you've had enough or they'll never stop dancing for you and the dollar dropping seems to go quicker the longer you keep them on your lap. I must say, a little jerking off from the ladies does make the place at least worth checking out...Good luck... (Review # 7555)
- Ramsey Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Sep 10 2003 Submitted by:
Sports Massage,
Give you nice table shower, but spend little time on privates.
Massage ok. Was about 45 minutes and asked turn over where we asked if I wanted anything else.
Clean place, but dont expect any extras. (Review # 7521)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Aug 11 2003 Submitted by: NJResQ
As of 2 Aug 2003, The Ritz is closed. I believe it is only temporary since the whole building is closed. Seems they have some Fire Code violations throughout the building.
I did try it in June and July though. I don't know if I'm getting the wrong girls or what, but never get more the a HJ. (Review # 7339)
- Fanwood Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Aug 11 2003 Submitted by:
New place opened up in Fanwood European Touch on
south ave., the place is very clean. I had a russian girl petite and pretty. $60 gets you in. No full/service or bj yet. however with a few visits i think you can have whatever it is you like. I think they are trying to build a regular customer base first. In the meantime a naked hj will have to do.
(Review # 7337)
- Paterson Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sat Aug 02 2003 Submitted by: stripman2k3
Hello you horny freaks! I just wanted to update the Strip Club listing in Paterson NJ. I read about the Moonlight Lounge from one of our other brothers and decided to chck it out, even though it was posted in 2002, the club is still there!
Paterson is a 90% latin population, and teeming with lovely latinas from Brazil, Cuba, Dominican Republic. You know these chicks can treat you RIGHT!
I got up to Paterson around 11pm, I could not believe it, within 50 feet of one another was Guy's, another GOGO bar, BabyDoll, and the MoonLight Lounge. I started with the MoonLight Lounge, small but not bad, girls are mostly latin (what a shocker!) It seemed empty but what I found out was that none of these clubs charge a cover to get in so guys go from one to the other all night.
That worked out because the girls will flock to get attention. My first hit was a Brazilian named Regina, in her mid 30's but had a body that was tight. Next was Jessie from Chile around 25 - 28 and really hot.
On a scale of 1-10 the girls here rate around an 8.(this is my first time here so don't kill me if on other days its lacking) Next I stepped into BabyDolls, Here there seemed to be a few older women, 30's and 40's not bad all around, girls are generally a 5-7.
Then, next was Guys, here you had a mix of young and old. But more young than old girls any where from 5-8. You can find these clubs on Maket st. Bet. Main and Prospect streets.
A good portion of these girls were ready to go at any time, I easily hooked up with several girls from each club, so when you go leave the cc's at home, bring some cash, and bring your game because YOU WILL SCORE here! (Review # 7264)
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