- Las Vegas Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Feb 15 2001 Submitted by: Curious George
Stay away from the "Comfort Zone" as this place is a rip off. I've seen their ads in Stripclub magazines advertising erotic massages. The place is located in a mini-strip mall on the Industrial Strip behind the casinos (west of the Las Vegas Strip). The place looks like a typical massage parlor on the outside. It takes $60 to get in the door. It may have changed since the time I went.
Once inside, I was greeted by four young and slutty looking white girls. The fat bastard behind a wet bar gave me a bottle of water and a locker combination-lock (this place is like a nasty gym). He asked for a $20 tip, and all four girls smiled and egged me on to tip him, so I tipped him.
The guy grunted out something about prostitution being illegal in the county as if he was reading it off of a script. He then told me that I could "use the back facilities" for $140 per half hour; one of the girls would join me in back to help me. I asked him if there were "additional charges", and he told me no.
I went into the back and met one of the girls. She gave me a backrub without even removing my shorts. After 20 minutes, she stood up and said that we were done. Fuckin aye...
I complained to the fat bastard of course, but what could I do? As you can figure out, the shit eaters reminded me that prostitution is illegal in the county and that I was informed of that at the bar. So I'm down $200 for a 20 minute back rub. As I walked out the door, a taxi pulled up and dropped another sucker off at the door.
I was so pissed that I just left. I should have warned the other guy that this place was a rip off before I took off. However, at the time, I was fuming too much to think straight. Boy, if I could have only stopped the next customer, I would be feeling better now. Anyways, this is what I *can* do. Post this info for all to see. Good luck people. Go to Vegas for the gambling, not the sex. Stick to the local massage parlors. (Review # 3160)
- Las Vegas Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Oct 30 2000 Submitted by: Froggbot2000
Went to Crazy Horse at about 11:30pm on a Wednesday night with a few colleagues from an orthodontists convention. The women in Crazy Horse mostly fall in the 8-10 range(!) Cookie, an Asian beauty that I spent some time with, was an 11! See Cookie at Crazy Horse, she will make you happy!
Lap dances near the main stage run $20 per song, and the girl I was with the most was not shy about rubbing my crotch with her face, hands, tits, and ass while dancing. Cookie basically gave me the Russian Muscle Fuck almost to completion, only with my pants still on. She gave me a mouthful of nipple for a second or two, but said it was too "public" for much more where we were. She asked me to the VIP room (a colleague mentioned getting a Full Russian in there from her!) but I didn't have the $400 that an hour in the VIP room cost. And she gave me 5 dances for $80, was sweet, smiley, and had a great personality. It was almost a GFE if your GF happens to be a real hot slut. Wish mine was:-(
There were many other hot dancers there, with a wonderful variety of ethnicities represented, and almost none were under an 8 rating. I Highly Recommend the Crazy Horse Too for all your lapdance needs!
Note from thebanker: Be careful of the VIP room, I was there and the girl tried to rip me off by not disclosing the price. Could have just been that girl. But all the girls there were HOT. (Review # 2644)
- Las Vegas Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Sep 24 2000 Submitted by: Keepin my cash
Being in town for a few days, I decided to peruse the yellow pages. After much consideration, I decided to call an ad for Sheila, personal playmate. I immediately knew I was in trouble when I got an answering service and the question, "Who are you looking for, honey?" So I played along and said, "Sheila, please." The operator asked for my name and location, which I gave. She said someone would call right back.~~~~Ten minutes later the phone rang. The caller asked if I wanted a blonde or brunette....no mention of Sheila. I told her I was looking for a thin blonde. The caller said she had just the girl, Shelby. I asked about rates and she said it was $250 for the hour and if I didn't like what I saw when Shelby arrived, no pay and no problem.~~~~Shelby arrived about 10 minutes later. She was, quite frankly, a 9.5. She was about 6 feet tall in heels, thin with great tits! I let her in and she immediately asked if I had the cash. I asked her if she would take a card, as most of the ads in the phone book said. She said she was cash only.~~~~I went down to the casino and got $350 for what I thought would be a fun time. WRONG!~~~~After taking the $250 and doing a two minute lap dance, Shelby informed me that the $250 was just to get her there and naked, anything more than that would cost between $600 and $6000!!~~~~Needless to say, it went no further. While Shelby was an absolute knockout, so where her financial demands. She was VERY pushy and made some very demeaning remarks when I didn't produce the cash.~~~~Stay away from the agencies in this town!!~~ (Review # 2436)
- Las Vegas Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sat Sep 09 2000 Submitted by: DP2
Stay away from the "Can-Can/ Gan Gan club. This place is a total rip off. $30.00 entry fee, they don't serve any booze or do any couch, table, or lap dances. Other than the stage dancing, the only dancing done is in a "back" room for $130.00. This Back room dance is a total rip off. Once they get you back there the girls will hit you up for "tips" of any from $150.00 to $400.00. If you don’t fall for this scam they get pissed and dance for about 5 min. STAY AWAY FROM THIS RIP OFF CLUB....... (Review # 2331)
- Travel Report Dated Added: Mon Jul 24 2000 Submitted by: Jimmy DR
THE HARD ROCK CAFE IS FULL OF WORKING GIRLS.I SAW QUITE A FEW 10'S.THEY WANT ABOUT $250 PER HOUR.YOU MUST CHECK THIS HOTEL OUT. (Review # 1998)
- Las Vegas Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Jul 10 2000 Submitted by: Anon
The service in the yellow pages called barely legal is a rip off. I didn't get what I asked for and it was very expensive. Avoid. (Review # 1902)
- Las Vegas Travel Report Dated Added: Sat Jul 01 2000 Submitted by: Vegas Vic
In Vegas the hotel bars are the best places to pick up girls for sex. I was successful last Thursday night at the Hilton, but they are at most of the big strip hotels. Basically, you just gotta look for women sitting at the bar alone or with other girls. They don't dress like normal hookers, rather they are more conservatively dress - but still look pretty good. If you suspect that you found a girl, just sit down at the bar and if you are correct, she will more than likely strike-up a conversation and eventually ask you if you want some company. Usually they are only interested in guys staying at the hotel so they can simply go up stairs. They usually ask for $300 for full service, but you can get them down to $200. The hotels workers know what is going on, but deny it. They allow the girls to work so long as they are not obvious and don't cause any trouble. Don't ask bartenders or other hotel works to help you locate girls, because the will not. Prostitution is illegal in Vegas and only legal in the outskirts of NV. You will have to drive about 70 miles out of Vegas to find a legal brothel.
As for strip clubs, the only good ones are Cheetah's, Olympic Gardens, Crazy Horse 2, and Club Paradise. Most of the other strip clubs, particularly the totally nude places are a rip-off. Full service is usually not available at the strip clubs, but the girls rate at 8-10 and give great lap dances for about $20. Have fun!! (Review # 1838)
- Las Vegas Strip Club Review Dated Added: Wed Feb 23 2000 Submitted by: bobcat
Went to Vegas for the weekend and visited a few strip clubs. Cheetah's, a topless place, was really good. A $10 cover and $20 lap dances. They do some good grinding, but no sex. Really beautiful girls. No fat or nasty chick in the whole building.
A cab dirver talked me into going to the Gan Gan Club. He said it was a good place, but the place was a total rip off. The girls get naked on stage, but everything else really sucks. The girls rate about a 4 or 5 and admission is $20. There is a one drink minimum and a non-alcoholic beer (the don't server alcoholic beverages) is $10. If you go in the back for a private dance it is $150 and that doesn't get you anything. The girl will not even give a lap dance without another $150. I later found out that cab drivers get $20 for each person they drop off there. Steer clear of this place it sucks. (Review # 1677)
- Las Vegas Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Feb 09 2000 Submitted by: ScrtAgnt
Found Vegas Exotics(www.vegas-exotics.com) site on the net. Tried 4 different girls. The best one was Kiara because she didn't even show up. The other 3 were absolute SKANKS who were promised to be "the girl in the picture". For $400 got laid but still felt ripped off. Chicken Ranch still the way to go, just wish it wasn't so far. Did a girl named Tiffany, great face, great body, GREAT ATTITUDE. (Review # 1528)
- Las Vegas Strip Club Review Dated Added: Mon Dec 20 1999 Submitted by: Anon
Imagine, some of the best and the worst in the same place. As with most clubs, your mileage may vary depending upon the girl. But a good place to start is Wild J's in Las Vegas.
Just off the strip, Wild J's is one of the smaller clubs but it does feature top porn stars regularly. However, a pro wasn't responsible this good time. Instead, I want to rave about Heather and Lila.
Lila understands what men are there for. This slightly older blonde took to the narrow stage and made no pretense of being a dancer. She leaned back against the pole, spread wide and began massaging her clit as soon as the music started. Tips bought a VERY close-up view as she traced her dripping snatch with her finger, teasing by pressing between the lips but not quite slipping the digit inside. By the end of her performance those luscious juices were running down her thighs.
She was followed by a tall, thin blond with cropped hair. The ultimate dud. Through three songs she revealed nothing, then came around behind myself and my buddy after leaving the stage to berate us for not tipping. Excuse me, but after paying a rather pricy cover, it's the nudity that starts the tips -- not the other way around. This was enough to make us consider leaving, until Heather took the stage.
This brunette beauty was simply the most incredible woman I've ever seen in a club. Wonderfully proportioned, but I got lost in a wonderful face and the deepest set of eyes in memory. This woman was, quite simply, drop dead gorgeous.
Heather quickly set to work. She took the stage fully clothed but quickly began flashing her neatly shaved gash. My friend and I immediately responded with the biggest tips of the night. She was worth it, rubbing her tits on my face and placing my face between her legs so close to the promised land I could smell that wonderful scent.
Although private dances at J's are very expensive, this was more than either of us could stand. I followed Heather back to the VIP room, while my partner quickly found Lila.
The VIP room is very small with three couches. As we walked in, porn star Sindee Cox had one gentlemen well occupied. I made a mental note to try her out if the chance presented itself later. However, Heather was no disappointment.
I got the typical "no touch" warning as we began. Although the exploration allowed by my hands was limited to a fine, tight ass, Heather made up for it. She began her dance by standing up on the couch, facing me, and lowering her wonderful pussy onto my tongue for a slow lick and taste. The rest of the dance consisted of her grinding her snatch on my leg and my tool or placing those luscious nipples in my mouth for a robust nibble -- pausing again in the middle to stand on the couch, this time facing away, bend over and back that gorgeous cunt onto my lips again. She was a dream.
After the dance she didn't rush me for money. Far from being just a cash register cunt, Heather engaged in some polite conversation before allowing me to place payment between her wonderful (real) breasts. A hug followed that gave me a final opportunity to slowly stroke her awesome ass.
Had she been willing, no price would have been too great to get this woman back to my hotel. She, quite simply, was the woman of my dreams. As it tuns out, my buddy got to do some rather vigorous muff munching with Lila as well. Needless to say, we were pleased with our choice of clubs.
Heather, I'll be back soon. (Review # 1205)
- Las Vegas Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Jan 03 2000 Submitted by: DA SHARK
I like Jade of DesertDelites.Com. Very Pretty Very Professional Good service as nice as she could be. No B.S.$300 does it all. Cheap for Vegas....trust me. (Review # 1110)
- Las Vegas Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Nov 22 1999 Submitted by:
Chicken Ranch: The only brothel worth visiting. Stay away from Cherry Patch ugly gals and High prices. Chicken ranch is in out side of Vegas. Pretty gals and don't pay attention to the prices on the menu. Sherries is right next door but the day I was there wasn't anyone working. Take care and have fun. I will be going in another two weeks will update then. (Review # 827)
- Las Vegas Travel Report Dated Added: Sat Dec 05 1998 Submitted by: Anonymous
Recently returned from a trip to Vegas. As the line goes 'when in Rome ...'. Las Vegas is know for Commercial Sex, and for good reason.
I never like using agencies, because you never know who (or what) they will send. I like to get to see and talk to a girl before picking her.
Conversely, I don't want to deal with streetwalkers. Fortunately, these issues can be handled pretty easily in Vegas. I had read (here and
other places) that the agency girls will wait for their beepers to go off in the casio bars. If they can hook up on their own, and avoid having
to give the agency a cut, all the better for them. This turned out to be quite true, but with some caveats. Some hotels work better than others,
and there is more availability at some days and times than others.
While I hadn't made up my mind that I was going to indulge, I had been keeping my eyes open for the opportunity. First, I never spotted any girl
who appeared to be in business in my hotel (I don't want to divulge, but if you know the town, you'll be able to narrow it down to one or two).
Second, when it's very busy, the girls aren't waiting around in the bars. There out doing beeper calls. I didn't see one working girl in a hotel
at all on Friday. I spotted two or three in Bellagio late (around 2 AM) on Saturday, but they weren't terribly interesting. Sunday night things got
more interesting. I went to the Riviera to see a show, and there were a few at the bar in the casino that weren't too bad looking. Since I was
waiting to go into the show, I blew them off. When I got out of the show, they were gone. Later, I kind of went cruising in the mid strip area.
I did actually see a black streetwalker working right in the median of the strip. I wouldn't of touched her with a ten foot pole, but she was getting
some action. Caught a little action in Caesar's (at 'The Barge' nightclub). Started working up a deal with one of the girls, but she wasn't all that
good looking, and maybe a little too profession, so I decided to take a pass.
I went back over to Bellagio. There were a few girls who looked like they were working, and a number of guys who where sniffing around (I guess
including me). A few of the girls were kind of over the top, basically pretty, but over made up and/or too much cosmetic surgery. Some of the girls
were very picky/leery of approaching anyone. By the way, security does know what's going on. I saw a red jacket (security guard) walk up to a pair
of girls, say something (I didn't hear what, but his body language suggested that he knew what they were up to), and walk away. The girls stayed.
At some point I sat down with a girl who I thought, but wasn't sure, was working. She was cute, bleach blond, early-mid twenties. We started making
small talk, but neither of us directly propositioned the other. This went on for some time (about a half an hour). I still wasn't sure what was going
on. At some point we decided to get up and walk around a little. At this point I decided to push things a little and ask her to come back to my hotel
with me. I was leaving the next day. On the possibility she was not working, I was still going to try my luck with her. Any way it went down, I was
going to be an extremely short relationship. Anyway, at this point, she did indicate she was working, and we went back to my hotel, which was nearby. I
had heard that the bar girls will only go with a guy that is staying at the hotel where they are working. In this case, at least, that turned out not to
be true.
LV tends to attract prostitutes who run the gammet for hard core pros, to dabbling 'weekend warriors'. I tend to think my girl was more toward the
latter end of the scale. She took a lot of time to put together the deal, was never pushy, and did do some of the cop proofing that real pro's tend
to do. Anyway, the deal went down as follows: $260 for an hour, pretty much anything I wanted. The sex was pleasant and non mechanical. I was
actually able to get her into it a little bit. She never rushed. All in all, it worked out pretty well. I gave her another $40 on the way out.
I had heard nightmare stories about the Vegas girls getting ridiculous amounts for what turns out to be shitty service. This was not the case here.
I think I got what I paid for, and for around the same I would have paid elsewhere. If I go back, I would still try to avoid the services, and put
a deal together the same way. (Review # 752)
- Las Vegas Escort Dated Added: Tue Apr 06 1999 Submitted by: high roller
I recently traveled to Las Vegas, Nevada on a business trip. I wanted to find an independent, you know the girl is the girl in the picture. After, looking through the yellow pages, not much luck. Lots of advertisements but I guess they aren't allowed to put there pictures in the yellow page advertisements, anyway i pulled out my laptop. Laptop for a Lapdance, I typed in keyword, etc. and all I've found is places like gentleman's choice and vegas something both had ad pictures, no the girls in the pictures. I thought god this is impossible, I cant find meaningless sex in Las Vegas, with a fist full of money. So, I called down to the VIP section, the invited guests area, he said "" whenever I'm looking for private companionship, I look just need a hookmeup/ he said again hookmeup."" I thought about what he said and I typed it into the computer hookmeup.com, and what do you know like a secret hand shake in the middle of the night, there it was a place that doesn't take agency advertising and only takes the real deal, only the real picture. I'm only writing this letter to inform the male on the look out for real women. High Roller - Satisfied (Review # 751)
- Las Vegas Escort Dated Added: Thu Nov 12 1998 Submitted by: Little Rascal
I read a very good review on Kimberly on another WEB site. Her Email is k.cristiani@mailcity.com.
I was very disappointed. She is 5'5, 50 lbs overweight, physically I give her a 3. It was my first time in Vegas so I went for it anyway. For $300, I got a quick back rub, average but ok. Got a good blow job with condom, no kissing allowed. Fucking her was like fucking a doll, she was very passive. She did spend time with me however chatting. But I guess I expect more when shelling this kind of money.
I will not call her back. (Review # 750)
- Las Vegas Travel Report Dated Added: Sat Apr 17 1999 Submitted by: Wanger
Arrived in Las Vegas for a weekend of fun. Spent over $800 in Cheetah's, a local strip club. The girls range from 5-11 on a 10 scales. Lap dances range from $20 to $100 in the VIP room. The VIP room is a room located in the back of the bar and $100 gets you 3 songs (full length).. the girl will sit with you between songs so she spends about 30-45 minutes per $100..... some will let you lick, suck... but no full service. (Review # 749)
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