- Columbia Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Jul 22 2000 Submitted by:
Oh My. Oh My. Oh My. After reading a few posts I decided to make the two-hour drive to Columbia to see what I could find. Despite the mixed reviews, I pulled up MapQuest and got directions to Ms. Tease. I rang the bell and after fumbling with the lock for what seemed like 2 minutes I was let in by Stacie. (Mentioned in the previous post) ~~~~I was told they were running a special.. $20 for 1/2 hour and $50 for an hour. This is the only business I have ever seen that charges proportionately more if you buy more. But anyway, I was introduced to 3 women. Stacie of course (She is still a 100 lb Redhead with a wonderful body as mentioned in a previous post) Boobs were small, but if that's what you have to sacrifice for a small tummy, I'll take it. I was also introduced to a black woman that looked WAY to big to be doing anything outside of the zoo, and another woman that reminded me of Zena the Warrior Princess. The obvious choice was Stacie. She brought me into a room and we talked business. This is a modeling place not a massage parlor, so when talking business you want a "full show" not "full service". Stacie told me to get comfortable and left the room with my $150. The $150 included the $20 for 1/2 hour.~~~~When Stacie came back in (about 10 minutes later) she apologized for taking so long, saying that they were short help and she was trying to find a girl that was supposed to be doing a bachelor party but never showed up. What do these woman REALLY do while they are gone?~~~~Stacie got naked right away and told me to relax. I lay back on the nice size bed. She had some great music on that really helped the mood. She began by running her nails around my thighs and chest. It didn't take her long to get down to business. She played with my balls just to get me hard enough for a condom to fit on without falling off. She proceeded to roll it on the rest of the way with her mouth which made me as hard as a rock for the rest of the trip.~~~~Now, let me tell you, I am no Don Juan. I am no Majic Johnson. But I have gotten my share of BJs from different woman and this one from Stacie was simply the best. I would give up every other BJ I ever had just to get 1 more like it from her. This woman is a master. In a league of her own. You say you live in Alaska?? Fly in to see this woman!!! Perfect. ~~~~She started off my putting BJ gel in her mouth. I guess it keeps her mouth wet. Whatever it was I want some. She went down on me-all the way down on me. When her lips hit my balls and she could go no further she did something with her tongue that drove me wild. Rolling it around and around. She went up and down the stayed down again and rolled her tongue some more. After about 5 minutes of changing around and giving all kinds of different wonder blowjob positions she felt that I was going to cum. She told me that if I needed her to stop to just say so. (I had paid for a full show after all) I told her that no woman has ever made me cum from a BJ before, and that with a condom on she had no chance. Of course after saying that I felt like an Ass for insulting her abilities so I quickly added that I was holding back. Trust me I was. If I let go she could have easily made me cum with her mouth. And I was tempted to let her just to experience it.~~~~After a few more minutes she moved up and mounted me. She laid down on me and blew in my ear and kissed my neck, which drives me wild. When she sat up again so that I could see her going up and down on me she said "You like to see yourself inside me don't you" and she went faster. That was all I could take. I came with her on top, grinding her into me at just the right speed and firmness.~~~~If I ever go back to this place I will call first and make sure she is working. I like seeing new woman for the experience of it all, but in this case, I have no reason to ever try someone different. She was attractive, personable, and a great great sexual experience. The best I have ever had. Now I just have to go back and get 1/2 a show and let her make me cum with her mouth. I'm looking forward to it. Will I drive the two hours again? You betcha!~~~~Go to Ms. Tease. Request Stacie. You will not be disappointed.~~ (Review # 1989)
- Columbia Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Jul 17 2000 Submitted by: Seven
I travel thru the Midwest a lot, and since I love Asians and hand jobs I thought I would hit a massage parlor. This was only my second time (first time was earlier in the day in Louisville, KY, so I am still a MP rookie :) This one was called the Fuji Spa. It is exit 127 off of I-70. Turn right off the exit, the next light should be Vandiver, it is 2 blocks down on the right. The first thing that comes to mind is this place is VERY UPFRONT, this whole town is upfront. BTW, for strip clubs, go to Club Vogue, you'll see what I mean. Anyway, the Fuji Spa is in like a normal little business building. I started to wonder if it offered the special service I wanted. After I opened the exterior door, they also had a doorbell thingy and a peephole. The lady let me in, she turned out to be my masseuse too. She led me right to a room, then said "How long do you want~~to stay?" I said 30 mins. Then she said "You want full service?" This kind of blew me away since she was straight out asking me if I wanted to pay for a fuck too. She said "Full service is $100 over the $40." Then she explained that a HJ was $40, and a BJ was $60, right there, I had barely said 2 words. Got to love that. On top of things, I asked if she took a credit card, thinking I could pay for the 30 mins, but the tip for the special service had to be in cash. No problem, as she charged me for $84 on my card ($40 for 30 mins, $40 for HJ, $4 for CC fee or something). I couldn’t believe how open they were with it, and that you could charge sex on your CC! Anyway, this girl was younger, and pretty good-looking, but not as enthusiastic as the woman in Louisville. The lowdown on this place: Very up front, nicer building, NO SHOWER at least not with the 30 min deal - that was nice at the other one, massage was a little better. BUT, I felt very rushed, and she was acting like she was in a hurry. That kind of sucks, the other place was not like this at all. Even after cumming from a HJ about 4 hours before, I only lasted about 3 mins in this girl's skilled hands. I was questioning myself if I could cum from a HJ 4 hours after I did the same thing. LOL. I guess Asian masseuses know how to milk a cock!~~She said she had only been working there for a month, and she didn't know if she would continue; spoke good English, so she might have been a college girl. I probably will go back to that one, I think this girl was just new and maybe that's why I didn’t get offered the shower or something. I also want to try the Hong Kong Spa there too; I will try and visit the next time I go thru. If anyone has some good info on massage parlors in the Midwest, or recommendations, comments or want to trade videos, feel free to email me.~~~~Note: I visited this MP on 5-31-00.~~ (Review # 1943)
- Columbia Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Jun 15 2000 Submitted by: Anon
I figured another update was in store as I have had some experiences to relate and I know I like seeing current info on the board as well. Columbia's sex scene is alive and well, and after overcoming a few obstacles, there is definitely a good time to be had. Hopefully, sharing my experiences will help anyone out there looking for a good time.
I have spent the past few weeks (end of May, first half of June) exploring more of what Columbia has to offer. I had pretty much limited myself to advertisements in the daily tribune (www.showmeclassifieds.com) category Personals, trying to find the services of an independent escort. I am pretty much limited to incall at the moment, but still did not want to pay the house fees at some of the established parlors.
I have been successful in getting call-backs from many of the independents. Unfortunately, most are not what I am looking for. It seems as if there are a lot of large and/or nasty/ugly women trying to make it in the 'nude massage' scene right now, and that just doesn't do it for me. There are some very attractive sounding ladies working, but unfortunately for me, they are outcall only. I have met two of the independents and have declined immediately (the first time in my life).
With this in mind, accompanied by the reviews that have been posted here, I decided to give Ms. Tease or Lynn's a try. Even though I am a reasonably good looking guy, I still get nervous at the whole 'lineup' stage of the game. I hate having to chose so quickly, and abhor being presented with overweight (grotesquely) women.
I found and walked into Ms. Tease. Fortunately, even as the ladies were lining up and introducing themselves, I had already made my obvious choice. Her name was Stacie. She was about a 5'2'' 100 lb red head with a great body wonderful smile. We went into a room, and she negotiated $150 for half and half for an hour (much less than the previously stated prices). I was pleasantly surprised, and was made to feel very comfortable. When I asked s said she would do everything but anal, and she even offered to ask if any of the other ladies would be interested. As I was genuinely attracted to Stacie, I declined.
After about a fifteen minute wait (I wonder if she was with another customer), she came back. She would not let me go down on her, but caressed and cuddled with the best of them. She then proceeded to give me the best head I have ever received in my life, hands down. She did just about everything imaginable with that wonderful mouth of hers, and was not shy about saying that this was her favorite activity. She really wanted to please me, followed every suggestion I had, and did her own experimentation to find out exactly what I liked. A lot of women feel the need to wrap a hand around the base of your cock to help out and make it feel like you are getting a deep blow job. When I asked her to not use her hands, but to continue just the way she was, she removed her hand and proceeded to deep throat me until her tongue was licking my balls while my cock was in her mouth. I couldn't believe it. Nobody has EVER been able to even get close to doing this on me (not that I am overly huge or anything). She looked as if she WANTED to have her lips around the base of my cock.
We moved on to the full service part of the session, and when things were just about to get good, she reached down between her legs (saying the condom felt like it was coming off) pulled me out and pulled the condom off of me. She said she had to run to the bathroom as a precaution. This left me stumped. When she returned, she informed me that my time was up and I would have to leave because the 'owner' wanted to charge her another room fee. Granted, I had been having a great time, but they were not going to suck (no pun intended) any more money out of me. I got pissed and complained, for I felt the job had not been finished. This was to no avail. Stacie had apologized, for there had been no knock on the door for a five minute warning or anything, and offered to give me an extended session at a reduced rate if I returned. Stacie was great, and I would love to see her again, but I don't know if I can justify the money for no end result.
So, yesterday came around, and I decided to try Lynn's. She is great to deal with over the phone, and very candidly states that the most you will pay for a massage is $120. $40 for the house and either $40, $60, or $80 for the girl. As it was my first time and I wanted to see what they had to offer, I planned on spending the full $120. They even offer an ecstacy shower with the woman of your choice as an opportunity to meet other ladies, but I was running out of time so did not opt for that. I would have, but Lynn spent the better part of an hour talking to me after my session with Linette, a 5'9'' 145-150 lb highlighted blonde with a face to die for. Linette really made me feel comfortable, and even gave me a massage! How about that?!?!? At first, she wasn't getting into the sex much, but that changed and she ended up climaxing at least twice, which I was thanked for graciously. No greek, which I am still looking for, and she did not know about the other ladies, but I am going to talk to Lynn. She was great, and really wants to see her customers satisfied. By all means pay her a visit. She is even available on request. Looks a little old and worn out, but also looks like she could take you on one hell of a trip...
I will definitely be visiting Lynn's again, but from what she told me, it will be changing after the first of the year due to other business ventures. (Review # 1715)
- Kansas City Escort Review Dated Added: Thu Feb 24 2000 Submitted by: DW
Try Lia. She advertises in the Pitch Weekly. She is cute, thin, and has a fairly nice set of natural C hooters even if they sag a bit. I have had several sessions with her and have enjoyed them all. My only complainant is that in the earlier sessions she seemed a little mechanical. Most of the later sessions after she got to know me were much better. She is also enjoyable to talk to, but just like the sex it gets better after she gets to know you. I think she might be a little shy at first, but definitely gets down to business when you are ready 1st time or not. (Review # 1688)
- Columbia Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Feb 19 2000 Submitted by: Dan
I'd just moved away from here, so just wanna post here as I can while the memory still fresh. From what I read from newsgroup, lot of people from Kansas City, St Louise travel 120 miles to this town to have fun. Like what I said last posting, can't go wrong with Lynn's because of its cost and selection. If budget is not your consideration, go for Ms Tease. I think these 2 are the only American MP (massage parlor) in the town.
There are also many other Asian places, you can check the phone book, there are 3,4 pages of ads under 'Massage'. I'd only have 1 experience at Asian MP. It was Hong Kong Spa. Nice, young gal with big tits and I think all them will do full service. Forgot the price for room, I think is about $50/hour and down with less time. Tips was negotiated with the gal. I think $100 would be a good guess depending of how much she like you. I offered $80 for full service and I was surprised to see her accepted happily. Don't want to bore you with the detail, we did 69, and then followed by multiple positions sex. The money was well spent. Beside Hong Kong Spa, I heard Fuji massage was good too.
Escort Service: You can find the phone from yellow page under escort or massage. The yellow pages is old and only 2 agencies in it as I remember. There are also a lot of ad running in local newspaper. Quite a number of new agencies and independents advertise here. This is the local papers website : ShowMeClassifieds.com under personal, they update daily.
I tried it once and was able to get an independent to call back. Darn cheap, only $100 for half hour, $130/hour outcall all inclusive price. I forgot her name, it was an early 20's blond. She was ok, wasn't a knockout but good attitude considering the price. Her number is xxx-xx96.~~
Ahh, and also, Ms Tease is an escort agency too. All the ladies that are there for incall are also waiting for outcall too. Price for outcall are a little more than incall, you can call them and they will quote you the price and no more tips are necessary for full service. But why not do incall so you have a chance to see all choices first? Errr, now I really miss them and can't wait to go back to visit my old favorite gal there.~~
Strip Club: There are two strip clubs in town. Club Vogue is the best strip club I ever went. Fully naked, 2 girls show, you can touch them in private dance and there are a lot of mutual touch for $1 dollar dance too. The girls there all very attractive, great DJ(if that matter to you) and the boss surely know how to run this place. I'd been there frequently and usually just get a bunch of dollar bills and sit under the stage for dollar dance, $20 or so will get me hours of fun there with tits and pussies rubbing all over my face. Private dance is $25. It is located at 912 Business Loop 70 East. And, you betcha, I also got the website http://www.clubvogue.net~~ (Review # 1638)
- Columbia Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Jan 31 2000 Submitted by: Dan
There are a lot of massage parlors at this college town between KC and St Louise on I-70. Lynn's is probably the most popular one. I'd been there about 5 times, it usually got at least 4 gals to choose from and I found that gals that work on day are a little better looking than at night. They charge $40 door/45minutes plus $100 for full service no extra tip required. But my favorite is Ms Tease Modeling 2 blocks away from Lynn's on Big Bear Blvd. A bit more expensive, $180/ half hour, $250/hour full service. Every time I went, I can find at least 1 or 2 attractive one out of 6 to 8. Their room is huge, well furnished and with a king size bed in it which I never seen on every places else. But most importantly, maybe it is just my luck, all the ladies there have great attitude. I never heard those ' you have to cum' shit here which will turn me off right away ( I heard that shit when I visit Lynn's most the times). All the gals I met here will spent time to talk to you and not just to rush you through the door and every time I leave happily and can't wait to go back again next time.
By the way, most massage parlor and strip club in Missouri advertise on ' The Wild Times' free magazines which can be found on adult book store or strip bar. Or the website http://www.thewildtimes.com (Review # 1445)
- Kansas City Escort Review Dated Added: Thu Dec 23 1999 Submitted by: Slingshot63
Met a wonderful escort named "Austin" young, cute, and got a tight, sweet wet little pussy. And she loves to fuck and suck cock. She is little curvey and has wonderful perky 38D tits. She is 19 y/os, strawberry-blonde. If you are in the area look her up in the pitch weekly. (Review # 1209)
- Kansas City Street Action Dated Added: Thu Dec 16 1999 Submitted by: ginuwine
I was at the bottoms in Kansas City this last weekend cruising Central Ave and there was plenty of action there it was on Sunday morning around 10a.m. until around 3p.m. and there were plenty of girls to choose from and I selected 4 different ladies their looks were from a 4 to a 7 and the action only cost $20 for a bj w/out condom and I screwed on in all 3 holes for only $50.
The other girls gave BJ's for $20 and no condom and they swallowed every drop well worth the trip of 150 miles to get my rocks off....at this time there were no police around and I felt very safe....The one that I fucked in all 3 holes was about a 6 with blonde hair and she was 5'6" 126lbs nice tits and great mouth and real nice ass but face was a little worn, she was probably in her early 30's. I hope you find you some action and I highly recommend a early Sunday outing down in the bottoms. (Review # 1196)
- Kansas City Street Action Dated Added: Tue Dec 28 1999 Submitted by: ginuwine
I was in Kansas City last weekend and the street action was alive and well!!!!! There were a wide selection and I partook in 3 of the ladies services got BJ from 2 for $20 and the 3rd I got a room and did all 3 holes for $50 and she loved it came twice and was well worth my money...the girls were located down in the bottoms on Central Ave at the state line. girls were on Missouri side took the one to a motel in Kansas just a few miles from where they were playing. Happy huntingT (Review # 1063)
- Escort Dated Added: Thu Apr 15 1999 Submitted by: Rex
Diana:
Diana is a very beautiful, petite, sensuous lady who provides a very special body rub in Kansas City. My experience began with a phone call to set up a time to meet. There was not the usual issue of ""call me from this phone"" type of thing. She just asked me when I wanted to see her, and told me how to find her. I arrived at the appointed time and found a very beautiful woman, just as she had described. After dispensing with the required we went back to her bedroom. She disrobed and gave a very complete bodyrub. She was very passionate and allowed herself some pleasure as well. This session was not full service but was very enjoyable and I would highly recommend Diana. She can be found in the Pitch. (Review # 452)
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