- Columbia Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Nov 12 2001 Submitted by:
Went to Lynn's for first time. Received very good service from Maria, a petite young black lady. Enthusiastic service with a smile. Well worth it.~~~~There were about 6 girls in the line-up. Look forward to trying some of the others. (Review # 4601)
- kansas city (northland) Strip Club Review Dated Added: Wed Oct 24 2001 Submitted by: Xplorer
Diamond Joe's, Chouteau Trafficway south of I-35~~
~~Cover charge $3, drinks $3. This place has a kitchen and a Tuesday night steak special. Several dancers, many of them worth looking at. Two girls dance at a time. The first dance is clothed and the second topless. Their nipples are covered.~~
~~While I was not approached I did see dancers going table to table with a container, I suspect asking for tips. This may be what I've heard called "passing the bucket".~~
~~A live D.J. playing great music helped the atmosphere.~~
~~Overall very worthwhile~~ (Review # 4495)
- kansas city - Lee's Summit Strip Club Review Dated Added: Wed Oct 24 2001 Submitted by: Xplorer
Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch~~
~~U.S. 50 about 20 minutes east of Lee's Summit~~
~~This is a very expensive clubs. $10 coverage charge "no refunds" with two drink minimum. Only two girls were dancing. It wasn't worth the money~~ (Review # 4494)
- kansas city - Lee's Summit Strip Club Review Dated Added: Wed Oct 24 2001 Submitted by: Xplorer
Legs (Highway 350 east of Raytown Rd.)~~
~~This is the best club that I've visited yet.~~
~~Cover charge is $5. Drinks are $4. There are many girls and most are good looking. Lap dances are available for $10, $15 in "the balcony", and $20 in the V.I.P. Room. Dances in the V.I.P. Room are topless but nipples are covered. A live D.J. is part of the entertainment and keeps things going~~ (Review # 4493)
- kansas city - Independence Strip Club Review Dated Added: Wed Oct 24 2001 Submitted by: Xplorer
Erotic City~~
~~Erotic City is located on Truman Rd. just east of I-435. It is a small strip club on the second floor of an adult bookstore.~~
~~Four or five girls were working, dancing one at a time. Three dances are done. The first is fully clothed, then topless, and then nude. During each dance the girls circle the room looking for tips ($1). While described as a "juice bar" it is a non-alcoholic beverage bar and drinks are $4.~~
~~Several of the girls were worth looking at. Expect to be pestered every dance and have plenty of ones.~~ (Review # 4492)
- columbia Escort Review Dated Added: Thu Oct 18 2001 Submitted by: anon
Hey I went to Vogue Showclub a few months back and got the best lap dance I have ever gotten. Though the price is $25 where others in Missouri charge $15-$20, it was hands on (everything except below the g-string, and she actually spent a good portion of the dance down on her knees sucking my cock through my pants (wear addidas track pants)!!! the other half of the dance she was grinding her ass pussy against my cock, and did not mind at all when I gave her a few spanks. I do not remember her name, but all the girls seemed to be equally in the freak mode! Has anyone else gotten more upstairs in the lap dance room, or met with the ladies outside the club? Anon (Review # 4464)
- Columbia Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Oct 15 2001 Submitted by:
Went to Lynn’s on a Sunday morning. Had a little trouble getting anyone up that morning one of the girls working there even had a hard time getting in at the same time I showed up. But I came back 10 minutes later and there were 4 girls working. 3 doable and 1 toss out. I picked Summer who was incredibly adorable and had a gorgeous smile. Needed to work out some and lose some weight but he attitude more than made up for it. She is really into balls and asses likes to finger your ass hole and suck your balls. Also likes looking at your cum after you blow. She doesn't watch the clock and loves what she does. I would recommend her to anyone. (Review # 4441)
- Kansas City Street Action Dated Added: Tue Sep 25 2001 Submitted by:
Was in KC on Sept 23. I hit the Bottoms to see if any action was still there. Things were pretty slow and I did see a few cops cruise through. Seemed to be plenty of guys looking for some action so maybe most of the girls were busy. Didn't have all day to sit around and wait. Most of the few gals I did see were rough looking crack whores, but things could be different on another day. (Review # 4358)
- Columbia Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Sep 07 2001 Submitted by: curious george
Spent the day in Columbia. Lynne's is the place to be. $40 at the door, $80 in the room for the businessman's special. Second visit in a day is only $20 at the door. I dropped in 3 times when I was there. Always a very attractive looking woman working when I was there. (Review # 4295)
- Columbia Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Aug 27 2001 Submitted by: Benton
Spent the weekend checking out the action. First I got a Columbia Tribune. Check out the classifieds for Adult Entertainment. There was an ad for a Japanese spa, Fukara's (I think, it's on Rangeline Street - big yellow sign in the 5000's) The ad was only good for $10 off an hour. There were two girls: one short old lady, and the hottest young thing I've ever seen. I didn't try the facilities (shower/sauna/whirlpool) but plan to in the future. Never caught a name. I tried Lynn's after midnight and it took 15 minutes to get someone to answer the door -- she said everyone was asleep and try back in the morning. I didn't go back. They mentioned on the phone that Stacie (mentioned is other posts) hasn't worked there in a LONG time. And, I gotta say, it was hard finding the place in the dark. No sign, no # on the mailbox, watch for the fenced in yard north of a big red barn-like building. I did try Ms. Tease after the failure at Lynn's (@1:30am) There were five girls working, 3 young (20's) and 2 older (30's maybe 40's). I chose Alex. Former stripper with huge implants. Had a great time, she was really nice. It was $40 for the half hour and got full service for $140. She wanted $200, but was WELL worth what I paid. Definitely will try back here again, and the Asian place probably too. (Review # 4227)
- Columbia Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Aug 13 2001 Submitted by: MS007
Lynn's is cool as hell. Had a difficult time finding it, I had to call and get directions. When I first got there I believed I was in the wrong place, it does not appear to like anything on the outside and there are no signs or markings. Me and my friend were looking for the hook up. And we got one, a knock on the door opened up to 6 women ready and waiting. $40 Bucks for the entrance fee. The Girls ranged from 3-10. If you are with a group of guys, be the first on to pick! I did, and got the best one there, a tall beautiful blonde and definite 9-10. I went early; they said, the better ones come in after 8pm during the shift change. Anyway, if you go and get to the room, don't say anything stupid, just say you want full service, which is an additional $100. That is it. The previous messages will tell you what happens. They say $140 every time you go. It gets cheaper if you go again in the same day -- $20 at the door, $80 for full service. Then check to see if the woman doesn't over charge you. Clean, comfortable, the girls have a health check. Lynn's place really has it going on. (Review # 4147)
- Kansas City Street Action Dated Added: Sat Aug 04 2001 Submitted by: Xplorer
While recommended a few years ago, the streets have dried up. This area was also featured on a K.C. episodes of "COPS" a few years back. I have seen 1 and sometimes 2 girls out there on rare occasions. There was plenty of street action in Independence. This was a run down poor black area and I'm not certain how safe it is. I passed through because of a construction detour from U.S. 71. Most of the women were high mileage. (Review # 4096)
- Columbia Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Aug 04 2001 Submitted by: Xplorer
Hearing so many good things about Lynn's and Ms. Tease I decided to stop and take a look while driving through Columbia. Lynn's is located in a house on a hill. Nice location but I wasn't too happy with the selection of girls - 1 obviously pregnant, 1 more interested in a personal phone call she was making, and 2 black ladies. Ms. Tease wasn't answering their doorbell (they said that they had problems with it). I gave up that night and tried again the next morning. I was very impressed with the selection of girls and decided to stay. I went with Brandy, about 20 years old, slender build with nice boobs and butt. Nice to look at but I had problems with her. To start with, her idea of making change was to pocket the difference. Then she wouldn't do anything and just lay there. Then she said she wouldn't touch anything without a condom in place. Her attitude killed all chance of me getting a condom deployed. I would try the establishment again but would not see or recommend Brandy. (Review # 4095)
- Columbia Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Jul 23 2001 Submitted by:
I have tried Lynn's, Fuji Spa and Hong Kong Spa and can highly recommend all three. Got a great hand job from a young Asian girl at Fuji for just a $20 tip (plus the $40 for the room). Had sex with both women on duty at Hong Kong for $160. A girl named Connie sucked me off while I made out with the other girl. Can't recall the other girl's name. A real knockout with big tits (implants). At Lynn's, I had great intercourse with a black girl. I couldn't cum with the condom, so she jacked me off onto her stomach. The second time I went there, it was after midnight and the pickings were slim. Wound up with an overweight girl who gave a great blowjob. I fucked her big titties before having conventional intercourse. Not a looker, but can't complain.
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~~I've called Abby's twice for outcall. The first time was great. A young woman named Sarah fucked me in every position possible before jacking me off for $150. The second time I got a real toad. Same price for a suck/fuck. All in all, Hong Kong Spa is consistently good. Connie has these unusually long nipples that are a whole lot of fun. I've been there a half-dozen times and she remembers me every time. She'll do about anything you want (she even licked my asshole one time). Don't go to Lynn's after midnight -- the good ones have called it a day. (Review # 4021)
- Columbia Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Jun 20 2001 Submitted by: Anaconda
Lynn's in Columbia is _the_ stop. See Tess. She's blonde, stacked and will suck your balls off before she gives you head or you fuck her lights out. If you're nice, she'll let you dog her.
Ask Tess to recommend a 2-girl & ask her was Pepper goes by now. Pepper changes her name a lot, so if you ask for her, you won't get her. Tess & Pepper are the best two girl I've ever had. Pepper is stacked, hard, big tits, and a tight clit. Fuck her first, then finish off with Tess. (Review # 3807)
- Columbia Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Jun 18 2001 Submitted by: Monroe
My two visits to Seoul Spa have been great. Both times I paid the $40 room fee up front. The first time, I had to do the sauna and table shower before she asked what else I wanted. We settled on an $80 bj, which was terrific. Lots of kissing of my balls and cock before she wrapped up to finish. Second time, she asked me right away what I wanted. Again, I went with head and she delivered perfectly. (Review # 3783)
- Columbia Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Jun 18 2001 Submitted by: Anon
I visited Lynn's Massage in Columbia (located on 3215 Rangeline Street, off Exit #127 on I-70) very recently. It costs $40 at the door plus additional tips for the girl. When I was there, I was presented with a choice of 4 different girls. The 4 girls ranged from a young, slim one to an older fat one. I decided to choose Carissa, who is approximately 5'7" tall and weighs around 150 lbs. Carissa is brunette and 27 years old and rates at a 7/10 for face and 7/10 for body. For the additional $100 tip (for a total of $140, inclusive of both the $40 cover charge and the $100 tip), I got full service.
After selecting her, she took me to one of the rooms, I paid her the $100, and she had me wait for a few minutes, while she went to another room to get ready. Meanwhile, she told me to "get comfortable" (which means to get naked). After she came back, she started giving me a back rub with oil. Then, she told me to lie on my back, where she then rolled a condom on my dick. She started off with a blowjob, which was a good one. As I was getting the blowjob, I was fingering her twat- she allows that, as long as I did not stick my finger into her twat. Then, she fucked me reverse missionary (with her on top, straddling me). After awhile, it was "my turn", which I then proceeded to fuck her both doggy style and missionary style (with me on top of her), until I came. She was overall a good fuck. She does not do anal- she stopped me when I stuck my finger into her asshole. I recommend selecting her, if you stop by Lynn's. (Review # 3774)
- Kansas City Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Jun 15 2001 Submitted by: KC
Here's a tip: Kansas City MO and Johnson County run active investigations of the bigger players that advertise in the back of pitch. I have not heard of similar investigations in KCK. Johnson County services are notorious for scams ("what do you mean you want full service? that's illegal" she says in mock outrage storming out with your money in her hand). If you go to a place in KC MO or Johnson county, try to park a block away or some cop on a stake-out may be giving you a call a few weeks later after he runs your plate and ask you to testify against the service. I am not aware of any Asian massage parlors in the KC area that the rest of the country seems to have. Too bad. That's about the best deal in the biz. (Review # 3761)
- Kansas City Strip Club Review Dated Added: Fri Jun 15 2001 Submitted by: KC
Bazookas and Temptations both provide satisfying lap dances. Both are $20 each but Temptations charges another $20 or so to get in the door. If you're in Topeka, the best is Baby Dolls which, at my last visit two years ago, was still charging $5.00 for a dance. Always send away the dancer that is trying to get you to buy a second dance because she'll try for a third and a 4th and so on.
Lawrence has the Flamingo which is consistently inconsistent. Some nights you'll get hot girl after hot girl begging to give you a dance. Other nights, you can't get the fat chick to talk to you for $100. (Review # 3760)
- Columbia Escort Review Dated Added: Mon May 28 2001 Submitted by: Stonebone
I was on my own Memorial day weekend, so I thought I would treat myself to some of the local talent. I have used sources available in the area for a couple of years now, so have pretty good knowledge of what is available. The reviews from this site have been extremely helpful in the past, and another update couldn't hurt.
Lynn's has to be by far my favorite source for enjoyment, and is where I usually go. You know exactly what you are going to get, give or take. My greatest trouble was finding the one or two ladies who I felt most comfortable with. There is definitely something to be said about dealing with an establishment where everyone speaks and understands English and can be up front. I wanted something different this weekend, so my search began... Hopefully it will save you some trouble.
I had tried the tribune classifieds in the past several times. With the exception of one woman who does 'greek' (xxx-4018), I have experienced nothing but disappointment. Save your money, your disappointment, and your time. Go to a parlor or escort service.
I decided to try an Asian establishment this time. My experiences this weekend were around midnight, but it was a Sat. night. Take from them what you will. I had tried Tokyo spa, and was pleased, but spent way too much money. Based upon reviews here, I opted for something different.
First stop, Sakura spa, west side of rangeline (763), 1.5 mi N of I-70. Locked door. These places close?
Second stop, VIP sauna, across from Sakura. Rang the doorbell and was greeted by an unattractive older Asian woman who was also overweight. Another, even older, even LESS attractive woman woke up from the couch in the background. I asked if there were other women and was told no. I politely declined and left with my usual "be safe" goodbye with a smile. Ugh.
Third stop, after some trouble finding it, Foxy Sauna. This is the 'good one' mentioned in the previous post. I was greeted by a petite young Asian with what were most likely fake breasts, but they were gorgeous. "Yes!" I thought to myself. What a letdown. She took me to a room with no door on it and had me sit down while she was cleaning up. I think she was getting ready for another guest. After some attempts to find out what I wanted, she just kept raising her arms in confusion. I got frustrated and told her she was very pretty but just lost a lot of money. I left.
I was down to Lynn's and Ms Tease. Lynn's gets a lot of traffic, so I figured I would stay away from a situation that might end up with me seeing someone who was already 'worn out.' Ms Tease it was. It took a long time to arrive at this point, but BOY WAS IT WORTH IT!!
I was greeted at the door by a petite blonde I had seen in the parking lot. She was probably around 20. Four other women came out to greet me too. One was a broken down looking dishwater blonde with tattoos who looked like she could have given me a run for my money ten years ago. Another was a thin young brunette with long hair, but it looked like everything on her was sagging, and she too was in her young 20's. I almost chose another very young (early 20s) looking, very petite brunette with shoulder length hair. Her face was just short of what I was looking for, though, and something about her just said that she had the potential to be boring and impersonal That wasn't what I was looking for. Maybe next time.
I settled on Jess, a fine looking black woman who is probably in her mid 30's. What a winner. To make an already too long story a bit shorter, $140 (same as I would usually pay at Lynn's) got me better than a GFE. It was almost as if Jess knew specifically what did it for me. She was sexy, seductive, had an awesome smile, and a great body to go with it. She is not fat by any means, but not petite. As soon as she got back into the room, she wasted no time and just climbed right on top of me. This was a first for me. She actually got into it, telling me when I was doing something that got her going. She wanted my hands everywhere, which was another first. The worst part of the whole experience was the very short, worse than average, covered BJ she gave. How can a BJ of any sorts be bad though, right? ;-) Rather than flopping on her back and saying the usual 'you are going to have to get on top' crap, she got on her hands and knees. Wow. I gave out just before she was able to climax, but we made sure she had the chance to get there... The whole thing was amazing, and we were more like a couple getting it on than a business proposition, right down to the crappy BJ. :-) After we got cleaned up and dressed, I gave her another $20. This is the first time I have ever tipped someone extra. She was that good.
Hope to see some more posts sometime soon. Stacie no longer works at Ms tease. I had seen her before, so asked for her. That is too bad. Now there was a woman who could use her mouth...
Be courteous to the ladies fellas. Don't chase the good ones away. (Review # 3622)
- Columbia Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue May 01 2001 Submitted by: mizzouman
I have attended Lynn's many times in the past, and I can honestly say from experience it is the best place in town to get what you need. Living in Columbia myself, I have tried most of the establishments in town and they have been the most pleasing. The girls that work for them are quite nice and attractive, and you are treated with the utmost of respect. Of note, if you are in the area on a weekend, ask for Stacie. She has been mentioned in the reviews for Ms. Tease's and she works here now. To rate her for the service she gives you, it has to be 10 out of 10. While you are at it, and if you have the cash, go for two girls at once. It is truly heaven on Earth. (Review # 3461)
- Kansas City Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Jan 12 2001 Submitted by: old man
I saw Noelle in January 2001. She is mature, not slim, but not fat, attractive, short blonde hair. She offers a full GFE experience. Paid for 1 hour $200. She never mentioned a tip, but I left one. Actually spent 2 hours with her. At least 20 minutes before and after just talking. She sure uses her mouth and tongue well. I will go back. Found her on www.kc-central.com. (Review # 2976)
- Columbia Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Jan 08 2001 Submitted by: sohappy52
Beautiful Koran under 30yrs old gave me a wonderful New Years present. She first offered me around the world for 140 but decided that she would give me everything for just 100. She was a real doll but she was tall about 5'6'' but had lovly breast and a pretty abd tasty tight pus. I don't know the name of the place but it is very near a train track and west of exit 128. i also on other trips visited the one you can see from I-70 it really was a waste of my time and money. One near exit 125 accroaa from an International Auto sales was good but the woman was about 40-55 and she got about 140 from me. The good one had a coupon in one of the papers I picked up in St Louis. ~~ (Review # 2953)
- Columbia Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Oct 25 2000 Submitted by: Anon
Just came through Columbia last week...If you check the local "Tribune" and are lucky enough to get "Mystique" on the phone...save your money...full service, but overall a "3". When she states "petite" bust, there is none, none at all...but she does like it doggy. No anal. (Review # 2609)
- Kansas City Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Sep 16 2000 Submitted by:
Brittnay was excellent, the very best, a TRUE "GFE". She truly appeared to enjoy what she does and made sure that I enjoyed what she was doing~~as well. Three times at the plate and not a single strike out, so clearly there is no rushing. Things started with some chitchat, which I enjoyed. Overall, treat her right, like a lady, and you will enjoy the "fuller" things in life.~~~~www.brittnay.com~~ (Review # 2386)
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