- Portland Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Sep 10 2001 Submitted by: Bog Dog
Still looking for reliable action in this small town. Stay away from advertised escort agencies such as Northernx-posure, and PerfectPleasure. If you want full service they will not perform, and you'll end up spending a lot of money for nothing. There is very little street action, due to constant cop crackdowns. It’s a small town with a lot of cops, so your chances of pulling up to a cop a pretty good. There is an independent in South Portland that advertises in the Phoenix newspaper -- her name is Shelly. She’s about 40 and blond (looks a bit like Tammy Faye Baker). She will not give you a full hour -- you go till completion -- and you have to choose between oral or full service, not both. At $160 minimum, it’s pricey. If you don’t mind traveling, there is Emily or Summer Sinn out of Augusta. Both are reasonably priced, young and attractive, and will give you a nice full service message for a complete hour. (Review # 4313)
- Portland Escort Review Dated Added: Thu Jul 05 2001 Submitted by: John Q. Consumer
For those out of the area who don't get our local news, the PPD recently set up an (in my opinion) entrapment scheme to further suppress an already harassed industry. They placed an ad in the Phoenix, a paper sometimes recommended as a good source for info, and set up a "business". Only when the guys showed up they got busted. From what I understand this is the first time the PPD has gone to these sort of tactics to bust people. On top of some well known and long time established places in South Portland being shut down, the action is nowhere at the moment except for private deals that were made before the heat got turned up. Wish the news was better guys. (Review # 3929)
- Augusta Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Jun 06 2001 Submitted by: Anon
I went to the "Fantasy Connection" or "My Favorite Connection" I've heard it referred to as both, in Augusta..it was my first time in a massage parlor and I had no idea what to expect. Had a hard time finding the place but finally did. Walking into the front room it looked like a frat house or something I was approached by to ladies one older probably 40 and the other probably 20. The younger girl was kinda cute in a trashy way probably about a 6 the older one looked ok probably a 4. The older one spoke to me and explained 40 for exotic rub down 60 for topless and I could choose either one of them. I chose the older one. She led me into a room and told me to get naked. I did, then she came in topless. She rubbed my back, I asked her to rub my cock and to my surprise she did! She worked me up to a raging hardon I tried to go down her panties and she said she was on the rag. She then proceeded to stroke me off till my eyes were crossed! I loved it she had awesome hands! Cost me $60. They will definitely do more if you want it.. kinda dumpy but great hand job! I cant wait to go back! T (Review # 3695)
- S. Portland Travel Report Dated Added: Mon Mar 19 2001 Submitted by: real playa
While in S. Portland , Maine I was looking for something to do. When I go into the airport I picked up a free magazine called the Portland phoenix. I found the service that charges about $160.00 for service her name is shelly and she is about 35 to 38 years old she was very good but after the show she started to talk about things I did not what to hear but other than that she was GREAT her number is 207-332-1193. Now on to the second half I called another number in the Portland phoenix listed as a companion service the number is 207-653-1960. This service is a lot better and you can get your rocks off more than once for a small fee of $150.00. Well that is all for now until I comeback to Maine peace and may god bless you all. (Review # 3311)
- Waterville Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Nov 04 2000 Submitted by:
Went to another world last week on my way to Massachusetts, and settled in with autumn. Wow, what a chick !! I don’t know what you guys experienced like a year ago, but this girl was really good. This was the first time I was ever there, and I like the place. She sucked my dick, let me do a 69, really got into getting me off. I totally recommend this girl. I’m going back this week and see if she is there, if not I will try one of the other girls.. (Review # 2660)
- South Portland Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Aug 07 2000 Submitted by: creeper
This place has been in business 33 years !!! Very discreet nice fishing village home spa. Usually 4-5 diverse female attendants per shift.10-10, new shift starts at 4pm. Spacious t.v.room, I've seen Nicole, busty blonde 36DD. Diedra is a firey red head also 36DD, two of my favorites. total staff of 8 or 9. Reasonable rates. Gee-Gee's Health Spa 207-799-1833 (Review # 2110)
- Kittery Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Jul 03 2000 Submitted by: Anon
Checked out the Danish Health club on route 1 kittery. Selected a nice asian/american girl for my fun. She was very friendly and gave a quite good massage. Which was very unusual!!! Then down to business. Gave a great bj and let me pull her top down and kiss/lick her nipples with a little coercion. Overall a good experience. (Review # 1850)
- Kittery Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri Jun 30 2000 Submitted by: Matthew
Recently visited The Danish Health Club. Price for a massage $60 for 45 minutes,$70 for an hour. The girls are mostly 4 to 6 on looks however there are few 8 to 9 in looks, its well worth the wait to see who all the girls are before you pick. I picked a pretty little blond( Sabrina ) about 19 years old. We agreed on a hand job with her naked for $120. Be sure to specify what you want before you talk price If you bring something up after you agree on price it will always be extra. She as well as the other girls will always leave the room for a while after you have established you are there for sex. Make sure to tell them you expect to be with them for your full time if that’s what you want. They will always try to get you out of there fast or waste time outside the room. Be sure to use proper terminology such as "hand release" "Oral" "Half and half" "full service", Be sure to initiate the process of asking for sex or they will think you are a cop. This is about the only place left within an easy driving distance of Boston. Overall pretty good. (Review # 1836)
- Kittery Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Feb 08 2000 Submitted by: tommytoo
I just got back from Danish Health club. I was disappointed. The girls were all gorgeous and it is very clean. What upset me were the prices. I picked a black girl named "Jasmine". She quoted me prices as follows...$120.00 hand job $200.00 blowjob and $250.00 full service. Prices are outrageous, those prices are on top of a $70.00 entry fee. When I told her I didn't have that much, my massage abruptly ended. I spent $70.00 for a 10 minute massage. Total ripoff... (Review # 1522)
- Kittery Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Jan 26 2000 Submitted by: Sonny
This place is great!!!! I have been going to the Danish Health Club years now. Lot's of nice looking women working there I would have to Nayda & Lanie Fallon Channelle all make the trip worth it. Take the $70 door fee the bubble bath is fun. as stated in other posts the Danish is very clean & well kept Lanie is a little bundle of power she always is smiling and very friendly. Always put a smile on my face. (Review # 1388)
- Kittery Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Jan 15 2000 Submitted by: Tex
If you're in southern Maine, stop in at "The Danish" in Kittery. Trust me: No other place in Maine compares. $60 dollar buys you locker rental, shower, sauna, Jacuzzi, and massage with one of 12-15 females. An additional $150 will get you full-service. One of my favorites is "Heather," a stunning 6-foot tanned, blonde goddess with a body any pin-up model would kill for. She works on Mondays and Fridays and sporadically at other times. Heather gives great oral sex. Physically, she's blessed with a deep and generous vagina which makes penetration soft and heavenly. Heather will experiment with different positions, so I never become bored. If you're the non-abusive, respectful type, then you'll have a good time with Heather. (Review # 1338)
- Kittery Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Jan 12 2000 Submitted by: Anon
I've just found this sight and I feel the need to let you all know of the best place around. Danish Health club... I have been going there for a while now. It is a little expensive ($60 for the hour 160 for full service) The girls are all really nice looking and pleasant. My fav is Laney a petite little thing whose hair may be a different color, but she really does a great oral and rides like a jockey in the Kentucky derby...then again, she knows me pretty well by now. Other good ones are also available...good luck (Review # 1305)
- Kittery Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Dec 08 1999 Submitted by:
I just got back from a visit to Portland and on my way home stopped in at the Danish Health Club in Kittery. The place is pretty standard with a $60 house fee and then you pick the girl you want. I picked a strawberry blonde with big tits. I forget her name, but she only works Tuesdays and Thursdays. Services were quoted at $100 for BJ and $150 for full service. I chose to go for the hummer. She started out by getting naked and rubbing her tits all over my body. While she was doing this she let me touch her anywhere I wanted. After a few minutes of this she slipped a rubber on me and started sucking me off. As she was sucking me, she let me finger her twat. After a few minutes of this I knelt on the table and had her resume sucking me. Then grabbed the back of her head and she let me fuck her mouth until I came. I would highly recommend this place. Every girl I saw was at least a 6. Some as high as 9. ENJOY!! (Review # 986)
- Kittery Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Dec 06 1999 Submitted by: mercenary
Danish Health Club: Lived up to previous reviews I had seen elsewhere. For $60 you get 45 minutes in a room with the masseuse of your choice (usually 12-14 girls working at a time). If it is your first time there ask for a tour, and one of the girls will show you around - which gives you a chance to scope out the available talent. After you pay you go to the locker room (locks provided) and you are given a towel and terry cloth wrap and instructed to shower(mandatory). Then put on the wrap and go into the lounge and hand the ticket you got at the front desk to the girl of your choice. She'll take you to a room in the back and start to give you a massage. The girl I had was named Cherise and was a definite 9!!! She steered the conversation to tell me that I could ASK ANYTHING - but you have to do the asking. I eventually got the conversation to the point that $160 - $180 would buy half and half to completion, or the end of your 45 minutes - so get to the point quickly. You have to pay her then - so don't leave your cash in the locker - and she'll leave for a moment and then come back with a condom. Cherise then stripped down and then gave me a great blow job (with condom obviously) and then climbed up on the table and rode me for a while - but then asked me to get on top because her legs were getting tired. She did a good job of talking dirty to me while I fucked her and when I was finished took the condom off and disposed of it for me. All in all it was slightly expensive - but WELL worth it!!! (Review # 925)
- Waterville Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sun Dec 05 1999 Submitted by: rainking
Relaxalon, 131 Main Street, over the Subway. Had one experience there in mid-98, with a young woman called Heather. She was very pretty and did a lovely strip show for me, but even at the high end of the tip chart the action was strictly for do-it-yourselfers, conveyed by the gentle but persistent pushing-away of hands and proffering of towels. Maybe it was crackdown week. At a $20 cover and $80 tip for a half hour, I'd have to say it wasn't worth it. But then who knows what's worth it any more. Judging by reports I've read from Maine and New York, I guess anything more than a plaster dummy is cause for thanks. (Review # 904)
- Waterville Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Feb 04 1999 Submitted by: dude
Okay, so I know of two massage parlors in Waterville, Another World and Relaxalon II. Another World is for now located besides Jorgensens on the main shopping area of waterville( but I was told that they are planning to move to college street). There service is alright, and most of the women aren't too hot to look at. They seem to have a grasp of what they are doing, but my most recent trips have not offered too much sexually (they allow you to do it yourself). I haven't always been pleased with the service, but it is usually reliable.
RelaxalonII in my opinion has hotter women at cheaper prices. The down side is that they don't massage too well and don't massage it either. A lap dance is pretty good, but at a high price. It is really the only time there was 'contact'.
If there is anywhere else, please write about it so that I can check it out. (Review # 410)
- Lewiston Street Action Dated Added: Mon Dec 21 1998 Submitted by: Little Ricky
The street scene in Lewiston seems to be picking up again after being quite dry for several months. The place to find girls is either in the downtown clubs on Lisbon Street or out on the streets themselves. Most of the girls usually can be found around the intersection of Park st. and Birch St. The girls are not usually more than a 5 on a ten scale and the prices are usually negotiable. Expect to pay $20 or $30 for a BJ and $40 or $50 to screw. ALWAYS insist on a rubber as there are some girls who are known to be HIV+. Be very leery of ads in the local paper for the police have been known to place false ads and then bust men answering them. You will find the girls out mostly on the weekend nights. This past Friday I noticed at least 4 girls out on the streets. I would be a little careful about cruising the streets for too long as the police often cruise around this area, but are not overly diligent about stopping cars, but there is no sense tempting fate. If you see a girl standing on the street on Park or Birch and she smiles at you, drive by again. If she motions to you she is probably hooking. Most of the girls will get in your car if you stop. Ask them to prove they aren't a cop and they will usually show you their tits. Don't make the first move and you will probably be OK. Also, rumors on the street are that two girls, Jo-Lynn and Roxanne are HIV positive so I would steer clear. (Review # 409)
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