- Des Moines Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Aug 05 2006 Submitted by: Anon
A lady, Jordan, advertizes in The Des Moines Register Classified Section under Models and Escorts. Saw her recently. She is late thirties, early forties,blonde, about 5'10" with gorgeous legs, nice small tits, and a great figure. The fare is $150. Great service. She works out of an apartment north of the airport off of Fleur Dr.
She let me go down on her(very clean and tasted great), and seemed to enjoy. If she didn't, She gave a very convincing performance. After about 15 minutes of licking her clit she handed me a vibrator and had me finish her off.
Then she went to work on me. She started with about ten minutes of bbbj, slipped on a condom and jumped on. She rode me for about ten minute followed by doggie and finished with me pounding her missionary. The harder I went, the more she seemed to like it. Sometimes I have a hard time finishing with a condom and when I asked her to finish with her had she got out the warming KY gel and did a fantastic job, taking direction on exactly how I liked it. A great time and would highly recommend Jordan. (Review # 15285)
- Des Moines Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Nov 01 2005 Submitted by:
Total Class is the only Massage / Escort place I could conveniently find in Des Moines. It is secluded and very easy to get to. I requested Cody, however she was not working that day, so I settled for Jenna. Jenna was very wired and friendly. The down side of it all, was I didn't feel very comfortable with Jenna. It was $40 for the house and $80 to hangout and get a quick hand job. She did get naked, though, and show off her somehwat chubby ass and small tits with large nipples. She put us on the floor next to the hot tub. I am not in a hurry to go back. If I can find something more comfortable and relaxing... I 'll be there. Be prepared to spend some dough at Total Class. Not Cheap....
(Review # 12998)
- Des Moines Escort Review Dated Added: Sat May 21 2005 Submitted by:
The only decent place around is Total Class. and the lady I always see is Cody. She's an older blonde lady with a great body, I think she is gorgeous. The room fee is 40 and 100 to 120 after that will get you off however you want. I've seen her on regular and she let's me come in her mouth, and even fuck with no condom. Tara and Jenna are two other chics there that are worth seeing. Jenna is a little more friendlier, than Tara but Tara is real hot, she could possibly be a model.
(Review # 11539)
- Des Moines Escort Review Dated Added: Wed May 11 2005 Submitted by:
The action in Des Moines is extremely poor - the only place in town (I know of) you can walk in and get laid is Total on Keo downtown. The ladies working there are not the prettiest but friendly and willing to work with you. There are 3 that I see (I always call ahead to make sure 1 of them is working) they are Cody (sometimes Joey - might have been changed again by now) Tara, and Jenna. Cody is older very nice body in very good shape - but she knows what to do to make a customer happy. Tara - youngest nice body, pretty, fake tits - doesn't like people to touch her nipples. Tara looks a lot better now then a few years back, she used to be real skinny (almost sickly - in fact with the big boobs you would think she would fall over) now she looks real good. Tara has the moves that will really make you happy. Jenna - she also looks better now that she has lost a little weight. Small tits but some nice suckable nipples that get real big. There is one that I don't see (and can not understand why it's still there) her name is Amber - fat - with a real shitty personnality. I pay $200 which gets me everything I want - a little playing with the girls - head and a good lay. (Review # 11426)
- Des Moines Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Aug 22 2004 Submitted by:
I have been seeing a lady named Channel for the last few months. She runs an advertisement in The Des Moines Register on a very infrequent basis under the name "A Womans Touch". She is in her middle to late thirties, blonde, slim, and attractive. She has has soft medium tits with very nice nipples. If you are into young and hard bodies, she won't be your cup of tea. But if you are into someone who always puts your pleasure first, who takes her time, and is not afraid to be adventurous, she is definitely worth your time and money. The fare is $200, not negotiable. The first time you will only get bare backed oral, unless you are willing to pay another $100. But after that, $200 will get you whatever you want. I went for the $200 expecting a quick and dirty blowjob. I was wrong. She loves to make out, kiss deep, and have her pussy eaten. She will let you do all you want for as long as you want as long as you are making her come. When she went down on me it was deep and long, and to my utter amazement she let me come in her mouth, swallowed and continued to suck for several more minutes. On my next visit I found out she fucks as good as she sucks. Except she prefers you to come in her mouth. (Review # 9946)
- Des Moines Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Apr 20 2004 Submitted by: Rising Thunder
I see the Des Moines section has had no reviews in a long time, so it's time for a little public service for the sex crazed boys in the Des Moines area.
First, what prompted this review: if you must pay for sex in Des Moines, for the love of all that's good and holy, do yourself a favor and do NOT go to the Phoenix Adult "Bookstore." I'm disgusted that such a cool name is given to this piece of shit. This ramshackle shithole hut on Grand in ghettoville is barely visible from the road and has a small crappy parking lot.
Once you get in, you are greeted by an old man who's smoking and hacking who tells you about the place, which obviously has no books, just a handful of overpriced videos and sex toys of the worst quality and a shanty arcade. This is basically a mask for the real "attraction." This is where it gets truly ugly. The joint has about 5 of the ugliest women in town available for "sexy modeling," and it is a minimum of $60 to get in, for a half hour ($80 for an hour). I was greeted by hideous cows, but me being horny with money and they having tits and pussy, I paid $60 to get in with one of them, thinking I at least wouldn't have to pay much for the whole 9 yards, so to speak. This hideous crone wouldn't even do a handjob for less than $40, and when I offered $60 for sex she said she'd need $240 for that. Had I not been so shocked, I would have burst out laughing. This bitch should have been paying me, for fuck's sake (don't let the photos on the wall of the "models" employed there fool you either - they are *extremely* flattering). All of this takes place in a room, mind you, that is just inside the front door of the place and doesn't even lock - a mirror was propped against it to make sure no one came in! I'd have been far better off just watching the porno playing on the big screen tv in the corner for a half hour. You feel like the place will be robbed at any second, and you feel soul shrinking every moment you're in there. I don't do the street girl thing anymore (so I don't know where they're at), but I imagine you could get a much better deal there. I'm quite embarrassed to admit that I dumped $100 in that shit shed, but the least I can get for my money is to make sure I get the word out: Avoid the Phoenix place like the plague (or you may catch something worse).
If you've got $100 and want a girl to make you orgasm, by all means spend it at the Lumberyard, Beach Girls, or Big Earl's strip clubs instead. The Lumberyard's very loud and crowded at all times, but they have a very high quality and quantity of talent and entertainment - surely the best strip club in Iowa. I've gotten lap dances from the sexiest women in town in these places that did the job cheaper than some massage ho (2 lap dances at $20), without worry of std, and in an infinitely more satisfying way. Big Earl's is small and crowded, and you generally must tip $2 to get anything. Beach Girls in West Des Moines is out in the woods it's pretty nice and cheap, and quite worth the visit.
If you must have incall sex, at least go to Total Class (on Keo) with a couple hundred dollars. That place is a little dumpy outside, but it's very accommodating inside, with a massage environment with nice whirlpools and whatnot. It the friggin Taj compared to Phoenix. Plus you can choose from women that are not only NOT fat pale old hags, but who are very sexy - some are near porn star caliber. Beware though, I had the cops called on me by knocking on the door when the sign outside clearly said "open." Also give Paula's a call, but I'm not sure of the details there.
If you want outcall sex, beware the escort directories in the phone book - there are 15 or so numbers but they all go to only five or so distinct businesses. Some will never, ever answer the phone or call you back if you leave a message, so don't bother. Try "Beautiful Farmer's Daughter," about your best bet. There are several aliases for that one. No matter which service you pick, you'll spend $150-250, but at this one I had the best escort I've had so far, with an hour of full service, for $190 total. Avoid Charley's Angels, which looks the most promising in the phone book. You pay $150 to the house for a nude massage, sex is probably going to be about $100. I had Lexi, very tall and beautiful and young but she's originally from L.A. and was snooty and cold - no GFE here. She was gloomy and complaining the whole time. Only get her if you want a girl who was hired by the Duke of England. I personally hated her, and the fact that I got a lousy handjob and the worst massage ever for $200. Also, beware: you'll be charged "stiffly" for breaking a date once the girl arrives.
Bottom line: I think we owe it to the higher quality sex services to at least spread the word about the shitter ones and the rip-offs, so they aren't getting our sweet, sweet cash. (Review # 8909)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Dec 20 2003 Submitted by: Traveler
Have gone to the Phoenix on Grand Ave a few times over the last year. There are a couple of new ladies there that may be worth your while. Jade used to work at the Water Palace before the cops closed it. She worked as Andrea there. There are several previous posts about her so I won't waste your time here.
The other new lady is Cherri. She used to dance around town. She is about 5'2" and 140 lbs. She has HUGE tits. The amazing thing is that for their size the are very firm and well formed. Absolutely beautiful.
She is very upbeat and willing to please. She likes to snuggle and have her neck and tits kissed. She gets off (Who Knows?) when you go down on her. She gives great head and is very enthusiastic in the saddle. She uses a condom for everything. Cost is $50 to get in and $140 for her (less once you get to be a regular). Definately worth a try. (Review # 8053)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Feb 24 2003 Submitted by:
The only action I found was in the good old phone book under escorts. You will find the prices are as usual not openly discussed, but count on $150 min. There are 10 or so numbers but 5 of them ring to the same place. I met with a early 30's redhead that was not exactly what was described to me by her madam, (roommate). $150 got me a great BJ, pre-condom. I guess she tasted I was about to pop and stopped and climbed on and finished me off. Was ok as far as the sex (7) mediocre as far as the looks (5), gave probably the best BJ i have ever had. Enjoy (Review # 6895)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sun Feb 09 2003 Submitted by:
After the Water Palace being shut down I recently visited Total Class. Saw Joey. She told me she was 46, but could have easily passed for mid-30s. A nice, tight package on this very sexy mature blonde. After $40 to the house, I opted for a $100 bj in the hot tub. ~~~~Very nice, and it was her idea to do it BBBJ. She also said she and Amber (a BBBW who was on duty when I was there) do a two-girl session. The place is a dive, and the options not as many as the Water Palace, but it's OK in a town of limited options.~~ (Review # 6836)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Jan 14 2003 Submitted by:
It's a sad day in Des Moines ... the Water Palace is closed. A TV station in town decided to do a big expose on the place and, surprise, the DM Police decided to crack down. No word or sign yet that they are reopening or moving. If you want righteous morals, come to Iowa. If you want to have fun, stay away. (Review # 6691)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Dec 21 2002 Submitted by: Traveler
One place I found is an incall/outcall service run by two ex-employees of the Water Palace. It is called American Bath and advertises in The Des Moines Register and the local Yellow Pages. Two girls work there. They see customers in a private residence on the southeast side. The girls are Ashley and Amy. The same names they used at the Water Palace. They are late twenties-early thirties. Both are slender, attractive and busty. It is a $40 agency fee along with an appropriate tip. An extra hundred will get you everything you may want. If they don't know you expect to jump through some hoops in order to convince them you are not a cop. (Review # 6573)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Dec 03 2002 Submitted by: stud
Water Palace was closed so I checked out Total Class. The building was in poor shape to say the lest, but well equipt to take care of business. When I got their there was only two girls working as it was barely past 12 noon. Joey was the one I spent my time with, she is about 45 years old and about a 6 - 7 for looks. She had real nice tits, the rest of her body was good except had a flat ass. ~~~~Any way for a $40 fee to the house and another $140 to her we spent ime in a hot tub room. She gave very good head, a nice tity fuck and then climb on top of me and began to fuck me. The room was dimly lit but could easily see my cock going into her tight pussy, and it was tight. She gave me a girl friend experience, very social and very vocal while having sex. Personally I have always wanted to do an older lady and she was worth every penny. She mentioned that they also have a couple of younger women that work their that are right from the pages of penthouse. I cannot vouch for this yet, but hope to find out soon. She also mentioned the lady's all get along well, having nude pillow fights ect. which leads me to believe a threesome would not be out of line here. (Review # 6492)
- Des Moines Other Dated Added: Tue Nov 19 2002 Submitted by: Kevin P.
Saw Smiley at the Water Palace recently. Face did not look as good as her picture, but she had a real nice body. Got a lay down shower for $120. She gave me a real nice wash and then gave me the best hand job that I have ever had. This woman can work her hands! She did not offer more, not did I ask. However, I won't be as shy the next time! (Review # 6438)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri Sep 20 2002 Submitted by:
The reviews of the Water Palace are accurate. As a somewhat regular customer, you need to view this place as an investment. No tips (good) but it takes a few return visits to find the right girls. What's been said about Smiley and Autumn is on the mark ... both are terrific. However, there are a few duds, and I found one today. Her name is Missy or Misty. Her picture looks pretty good, and she's mildly cute, but only about 4 feet tall and skinny (all the sex appeal of your little sister???). Plus, no conversation, does a quick wash/massage of your back and front, and then it's straight to the hand job. She's quite dull and uninspiring. But, if you give this place a few visits, you'll find a good match. (Review # 6173)
- Strip Club Review Dated Added: Fri Sep 20 2002 Submitted by:
The Cinema 3, near Euclid and E. 14th, is a dive. It's a former movie theater converted to a combination adult movie store/theater/strip show. They usually have 4-5 1/2-hour shows per day with nude dancers; they start on stage and then work the crowd (usually 10-20 guys) for times. It's hit and miss. Some of the dancers are downright skanky, while others are in the 7-8 range. Recently, they've had a 2-girl act (Strawberry and Savory?). They are slightly heavy but OK in looks. Most Iowans are cheap tippers; a buck is the usual. With these two, $10 each will get them both to perform with you and, if seated in the back row, count on them unzipping your pants and giving a decent HJ while you have four tits in your face. Not all the girls are this "friendly." The place really runs hot and cold. (Review # 6172)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Jul 16 2002 Submitted by:
Have been to the Water Palace a couple of times in the last couple of months. I saw Smiley the first time. She is as advertised. Very enthusiastic. Uses her hands better than anyone I've ever seen. I had seen her a couple of times over the last six months or so. I didn't think she would remember me, but she did. I have always enjoyed a really good hand job, so I didn't plan to tip. About halfway through the hand job she rinsed off the soap and gave me one of the best bbbjs I have ever had. ~~
~~ The girls here never, and I mean never ask for tips, so this really surprised me. She let me finger her pussy deeply with three fingers. I thought what the hell and inserted a finger in her ass. All she did was moan when I drove it all the way home. I came between her tits like a freight train. As I was leaving I expected her to hit me up for a tip. All she did was tell me not to take so long coming back. ~~
~~I went back a few weeks later hoping to see Smiley again, but she was on vacation. (She usually works Sunday through Wednesday days.) There are usually four or five ladies working and they have have their pictures posted on the wall in the vestibule. I took a few minutes looking them over and decided to see Andrea. My tastes do not run to the young and Andrea was probably 30 - 35. She was quite attractive, but in a more sedate way. I went into it looking to get my rocks off and not expecting anything exceptional. I was surprised. ~~
~~~~She was very sensuous and skilled with her hands. When I washed her back she arched her back and spread her legs anytime I got near her ass. I stroked her clit and fingered her pussy while I was washing her and she seemed to really get off on it. When she turned over on her back I went down on her. She let me finger her pussy and ass at the same time while I was eating her. ~~
~~Although you can never be sure, she seemed to get off big time while I did this. When I laid back down on my back for my finish she crawled up on the table and planted her pussy in my face and proceeded to lick and suck my balls while stroking my cock. After she seemed to come again she climbed down and French kissed me while stroking my cock till I came. Two great experiences in a row.~~ (Review # 5764)
- Des Moines Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Jul 05 2002 Submitted by: GJ
The reviews about the Water Palace, especially about Smiley are very accurate. Smiley is the only one I have seen here. She is about a 6 and is tall with small pert breasts. Do the hot body shampoo and with a reasonable tip she does ALL. She loves to suck and fuck in all positions. She seems to really get into it and especially seems to like it doggie style. She loves to back right onto my hard cock and rotates her ass at the same time, getting very wet as well. She likes to take my hot load as deep as possible. Treat her nice and the rewards are worth it. She may not do FS the first time but become a regular and it is worth it. ~~~~ (Review # 5707)
- Des Moines Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Jul 04 2002 Submitted by: Kevin
Total Class is the place to go in Des Moines. When you enter, all of the available girls come to the door so you can pick the one you want. A $40 session fee will get you one hour of "conversation" in a private room with a bed. Once inside the room, the girl will ask what you would like to talk about. This is when you tell them what you want. Rather than directly saying what you want, you are instead supposed to say "I want to talk about sex". ~~
~~The girl will then tell you how much it will cost to "talk about sex". Once you have paid her, she will leave the room and tell you to get comfortable (naked). She will then come back in a thong and give you the service that you requested to "talk about". I have been there three times and have seen Jenna all three times. A cute blonde in her early 30's. A $100 tip will get you sex until you cum. Well worth the money. ~~ (Review # 5696)
- Des Moines Escort Review Dated Added: Tue May 14 2002 Submitted by: kevin
I have had good experiences at the Water Palace with a girl named Andrea. I used to see Cat but she's been gone for a few years ago, Cat used to give blowjobs for 40 bucks, no condom and let you cum on her tits, I especially liked fingering her while she sucked me off.~~
~~Andrea gives great VIPs washes. She's a brown haired, probably early 30's and unfortunately she always smells like she just had a smoke. But, she's got nice tits, and while she's gained weight recently, she's got a decent body. But that's not why I see her, her sessions are great, and doesn't ask for extra money, even though I tip her often. The last time I saw her it was one of the best. I laid down and she proceeded to wash my back, legs, ass, and reached in between my legs for my balls and started to stroke my cock. She then proceeded to stick a finger in my ass and continue to stroke me off while she put her finger in and out of my ass. I had never had this sensation but it was incredible. ~~
~~She then asked if I wanted to wash her, I did and she laid on her back, every time I got near her pussy she would arch her body up, asking for me to stick my fingers, or tongue in her. By this time my cock was stretching out in all its might. She felt it touching her leg and she spread further apart and I climbed on the table with her. I then put my dick between her ass checks and she grabbed it from behind and guided it into her pussy, I then did her doggy style while massaging her tits and frenching her until I exploded, I told her I was about to cum and she said "cum inside me". I think I came for 3 minutes straight. I look forward to seeing her again soon.~~ (Review # 5463)
- Des Moines Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri Apr 19 2002 Submitted by: Withheld
The Water Palace is about the only place to go in Des Moines. The previous posts are fairly accurate. You have a choice of shower, bench or tub. The price varies for each the bench is $65 to the house and $60 to the girl, this will get you a HJ. ~~~~Smiley has the best touch and is probably a 6-7 in looks. The other girls range from 5-9 in looks. Another $50 will probably get you a BBBJ, but by this time you have $175 invested for a BJ. In most states this would be FS and a massage. In my opinion it's just not worth the money. Autumn comes and goes, she seems to be a nice person in the wrong business. (Review # 5316)
- Des Moines Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Mar 04 2002 Submitted by: Iowa Boy
For all practical matters, the Water Palace is the only place to go in Des Moines. (The Phoenix is still open, but it's slated for demo and the two best girls - Genie and Stephanie - are showing their age.) ~~
~~At the Water Palace, my three favorites, in order, are: Smiley, a black babe who, after a repeat visit or two, will do it all for a minimal tip and with great enthusiasm (do a table shower); Autumn, a big-boobed girl with a decent butt who gives a great massage and a solid bj/tit fuck (also do a table shower); Kyla, a small-breated cutie who somehow manages the best tit fuck I've ever had (do a hot tub).~~
~~The costs run a little over $100 (half to the house and half to the girl), plus a tip of between $40-$100 will give you complete satisfaction. The place is very clean and friendly.~~ (Review # 5129)
- Des Moines Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri Jan 25 2002 Submitted by: PJ
The Water Palace is the best bet for the money. However, the trick is you need to go 2-3 times to the same girl, and then they warm up. Smiley, Autumn and Kyla are by far the best. Smiley's a long, small breasted black beauty; Autumn is raven-haired with huge, natural tits; and Kyla is a small-titted brunette. Do the table shower with Smiley and Autumn, and a hot tub with Kyla. Smiley will all but fuck you; the other two will blow and do most anything but insertion. They are all quite nice. The place has a large selection of women; some take a while to warm up to, and some are not worth a repeat visit. But these three are all stars and worthy of your money. (Review # 4956)
- Des Moines Street Action Dated Added: Wed Jan 02 2002 Submitted by:
Have not found any street action in Des Moines - 6th street is run-down, and dead. I called one agency - ick. Looked like she just got off a tractor, was rude, and not very attractive. I sent her away with no payment, which she seemed to be used to.~~~~ (Review # 4853)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Nov 14 2001 Submitted by: dith
I visited the Water Palace in Des Moines just North of the airport. I should have listend to the previous reviews. I basically paid $150 to take a bath. I could have saved the money and pleasured myself in the hotel bathtub. The girl was nice, and cute, but there are too many rules about what you can't touch, what she can't touch and what she won't do. Save your money and try another state. (Review # 4604)
- Des Moines Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Oct 14 2001 Submitted by: wally69
Visit with Joey... early 30's blonde friendly nice looking with a tight little body. If she likes you $160 should get you half and half... Located at 13th and Keo. Look in the phone book for the phone number. (Review # 4437)
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