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  • West Chicago Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sun Sep 12 2004 Submitted by: Big B

    Went to a new location. Check out Suntimes (MVP) in WC. A girl called Lee is little-looking, but powerful. Great hard massage, walking on your back. Very thorough. Got to all parts with a shower and sauna..Very cautious. Still new. Check it out while it lasts. Across from Residential. (Review # 10108)
  • Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Apr 03 2004 Submitted by: Sucker

    Called an establishment named Tops on North. I asked about rates and was told that normally it is $80 for the room, but if I arrived before 1 am it would be $40. With regard to tips, I was told that they were flexible and there were things for any budget. Based on this info, I decided to give it a try.

    I arrived with a friend around 10:30pm and was told it was $80 for each of us. I said I had called and was told it was $40 and she honored that price. She collected our cash and disappeared with a blonde girl to the back for a moment. They opened the door on the left and invited us each back to a room.

    Jenna joined me and had me sit down so she could discuss her services. My jaw hit the floor as she told me the first option was full service for $1200. I said that was more than I was willing to spend. She asked how much I was willing to pay and I told her $300 for now. The reply was that was the lowest priced option, I would sit on a chair and there would be full contact. I said that was fine and she told me we could have the bed (table) for $500. I said no and she dropped the price to $400 and told me how much more comfortable it would be. I reluctantly agreed and she asked me to undress and put on a robe that was provided. She left the room and I changed.

    I nearly fell asleep while I waited over 20 minutes for her to return. I must admit, she was very attractive. She adjusted the music and stood over me on the "bed" as she danced. She removed her skirt leaving only a pair of panties and bra. She invited me to touch her legs and I did.

    She lowered herself down to my side and gently breathed on my ear as I ran my hands over her back. She then let me know that there was oil and a handtowel in case I wanted to finish myself. This continued for a few minutes and she again asked about my upgrading to full service. Again I told her that was more than I wanted to spend and she told me she would work with me. I told her the most I would spend was $200. She asked for $300 and I said no. She said $250 and again, I reluctantly agreed. Unfortunately, I didn't have change so ended up giving her another $260. She again disappeared and returned a few minutes later.

    She stood over me again and removed her bra. Underneath was what I can only describe as latex pasties. Her nipples were covered with 5" circles of latex. She informed me that all the girls do it there and referred to it as paint. She did a short dance and lowered herself close again. She pulled herself close once more and again reminded me that there was a handtowel in case I wanted to finish myself. I reminded her that I had just upgraded to full service and she informed me that WAS full service. She continued laying at my side and then asked if I wanted to move to the chair and she could dance for me. She danced a few minutes and informed me our time was over.

    So in summary, I spent $40 to get in, gave the girl $660 for a total of $700. For that, I spent about 25-30 minutes with the girl in the room. While she was in the room, she was wearing underwear and latex at all times so I didn't even get to see a nipple or her ass. I also had to wear a robe for the whole event.

    This was a major disappointment and was definitely not worth the amount spent. The only positive was that she did have an amazing ass....even if it was covered the whole time. (Review # 8777)

  • Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Apr 03 2004 Submitted by:

    TOPS of Chicago is all about deception! The guy with a good review is lying and a moron. Probably the butthead that was there when I was. The only thing that was truthful was the $40 at the door. When we began to talk, the amount started at $1000.00 for a bit of romping that could last all night, if that was even true. $600.00 for something that I never could figure out. My buddy was $1200.00 for something that he couldn't figure out. What we did get was pasties on the tits. Panties that you could barley touch. You would have more fun at a strip club.

    On a positive note, the girls are very pretty, but the place is a joke. If the would do $170 for 1 1/2 hours or 2, they would make a killing. I should have beat the hell out of the guy that was running the place just for the hell of it. At any rate, take the negative reviews serious! Don't waste your time. (Review # 8770)

  • Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Jan 12 2004 Submitted by: BigDaddy

    I visited TOPSCHICAGO in Lombard on North ave. I pass it every day right before I go to 355 and never knew what it was. I entered and was approached by a girl named Jenny. She seemed way too hot to expect anything in the back, but I decided to give it a try. I should have asked questions because it wasn't a massage spa like I assumed. Nevertheless it was better than any place I had ever been to! Once in the room, the girl that I ended being with was even hotter, a brunette named Jenna.

    I did ask what happened to that girl Jenny and she seemed upset because she assumed I didn't like her. After re-assuring her that I did , she offered to bring Jenny in with her for free! Like I expected these girls expect escort prices but the full service was a one in a lifetime experience. Massage spas are cheaper, but once in awhile I really enjoy splurging over here. V.I.P. card, once I got that, the prices went down. (Review # 8163)

  • Lombard Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Sep 08 2003 Submitted by: Buck

    Went to TOPSCHICAGO after chatting with one of the girls on the internet. She said it would be $40.00 if I get there before 6 o'clock and 80.00 after 6 o'clock, when I got there this one blonde chick came out and ask me for $80 right off the back. I told her whats up with the $40 before 6 and she said there is no such deal. So, I still went in to give it a shot and once in the room they give you a rob and then they run down the scam.

    For all kinds of extras, it will be $150 to sit in a chair, $300 if she is completely nude, and $500 to go on the bed and she'll dance for you. Anyways it was the worst place I have ever gone to. Bitch left the room 3 times and then comes back and dances and doesn't even show me her snatch. Not even a hj, this place really is not worth the effort or money!!!!!! (Review # 7506)

  • Lombard Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Aug 04 2003 Submitted by:

    Lane's Health Spa in the Glen Ellyn/Villa Park/Lomard area on route 38 is closed. (Review # 7277)
  • Lombard Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Apr 08 1999 Submitted by: big T

    spa 64 in lombard is a rip-off. you pay $75 at the door for 1 hour massage then have to pay $125 for the girl to be nude. all I got was a solo release. (Review # 758)
 

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