- San Bruno Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Feb 15 2000 Submitted by: Horn Dog
Answered the ad in the Chronicle "massage in San Bruno". Lisa is her name, doesn't like to talk on the phone, but want to do massage. I scheduled an appointment, when I showed up I think she is a bit high. Ok face and body. Massage for $100 and $160 for full service. I opt the FS, uneventful massage then uneventful sex. Don't have good attitude and not recommended. (Review # 1594)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Feb 14 2000 Submitted by: Steadyeddie
Check out Sophie's spa On geary St. Clean isolated well run establishment. Fine women. One in particular Elizabeth a hot Brazilian. Best time I've had almost anywhere. Will go back for more. (Review # 1585)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Feb 10 2000 Submitted by: Panther
I went to Sun Spa last night, and it was a killer experience. The girl first buzz you in and she asked me which girls I wanted to have massage with. There were 5 girls sitting down looking at me like a little puppy that wants to be loved. On the average they were from 7-10. I picked Amy which was a 10! She had a long red dress on. She had long black hair, 5'6, 35B-24-30, and very slim. We went to a private room with a shower, and she asked if I wanted to take a shower. After that, she massaged my body. When she completed the usual massage, she walked on my back, which I haven't had for a long time. Then she turned me over and asked if I wanted the full ... and I said of course. She wanted $140 which was WELL worth it! She started with the BJ for about 5 mins. Then I got I top of her and she rocked my boat with full motion. At this point she was really Wet! She wanted to change to the doggie and I finished up there. By the way, did I mentioned that she looked about 22yrs-old? (Review # 1536)
- San Francisco Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Feb 09 2000 Submitted by: Anon
Empire Massage on O'Farrell has consistently beautiful girls. Every one I have been with has been a 7 to 9. The turnover is fairly high so if you have a favorite girl chances are she won't be there more than a few months. Entrance fee is the standard $50. FS will run $120 to $140. I have never been disappointed with the services there.
I agree with a previous reviewer, the best girls are Ruby and Young. Dragon Massage on Mason is also good. The quality of the girls in my opinion is slightly below Empire but the prices are also lower. I have gotten FS there for $100 to $110. Empire opens around 11 am. Dragon is open at 10am. (Review # 1530)
- San Francisco Strip Club Review Dated Added: Tue Feb 08 2000 Submitted by: Anon
If you are looking for a great time in San Francisco, check out "Crazy Horse" Strip Club on Market Street. I had several memorable experiences that I would like to share.
Leyla, a young Asian girl is an absolute bombshell. Seeing her on stage the first time made me salivate. She knows how to seduce and use her body to make you hard and ready for lap dance action. I had the time of my life fondling those gorgeous tits of hers; I never touched such soft tits in my life. It nearly made me come right there. Unfortunately she does not like to have her nipples teased a lot, which is quite a shame, given their sexy look... Overall, the girl is lots of fun. Look out for her.
Next on my list is Tiffany, another young Asian girl, formerly Miss Chinatown. She is very pleasant to be with and will go to great lengths to grind you dry... If she knows you, she enjoys teasing you quite a bit and let you french kiss her.. After my 6th time with her, she unzipped my pants and took out my little friend who happily jumped to attention in her hands. She then used some massage oil to massage my cock in a very sensuous way, and on one such occasion she rubbed her pussy right over my dick before turning around and giving me the hand job of my life, all the while letting my fingers explore her pussy.. She enjoyed it so much that she let herself go and she ended up having a massive orgasm herself.. An absolute must-try if you find your way down to the Crazy Horse...
The sexiest of all is undoubtedly Diamond... By the looks, you'd say she's 19, maybe she really is.. But she loves showing off her assets, and damn those are worth showing off indeed. She has the most beautiful young tits I have ever seen and they feel even better in your hands.. She will let you play with her nipples, juggle those young breasts, and it is clear that she really enjoys it.... (Review # 1520)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri Feb 04 2000 Submitted by: Luzer
I went to Paradise, about two weeks ago. It was very late, and they did not let me view the girls, but I needed a little something, something. So I went on, massage consisted of the middle aged women walking on my back, and cracking it, of course after a shower. Then she asked me what I wanted I replied F.S., and she knew this and won. $200, way too expensive and really not worth it. I won't go there again. (Review # 1476)
- San Francisco Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Jan 26 2000 Submitted by: letdown in sf
Tried my first escort in SF... what a let-down. It really makes a big difference that you cant see some of the faces in the pix on the internet. found this one through Eros-Guide.com. Her name was Amanda (slogan "demand amanda") the pix on the site were pretty convincing as well as her claim to have a heart stopping curvy butt. the pix seemed to support this. well, her butt did not stop my heart, nor was it very curvy. she was not well toned and looked much much older in person than in the photos, in fact, her face looked really aged and it completely turned me off. I had a hard time keeping erect and I made myself cum as fast as I could to end the session. the setting was fine, music was nice and she has a sweet personality, but she wasn't the hotty I thought I was getting. I should have just left when she answered the door but I don't have the heart to do that sort of thing. So I gave her the $250 she asked for and begrudgingly let her massage me. She didn't like her clit touched, but she did like being fingered and having her tits sucked. She fumbled with the condom so much that I lost my erection and she is not particular adept at giving head, though she did try. I kept wanting to ask if she was into Greek (judging by the feel of her, I think she was) but I couldn't get past the overall package... The overall experience reminded of some of the experiences I had when really drunk. only this time I wasn't so lucky as to actually be intoxicated. I guess you get what you pay for. (Review # 1386)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Jan 15 2000 Submitted by: Tea Pot
Gold Flower at 2nd/Howard is still a good place to get full service for about $160 total. Full service is also available at Sun Spa at Geary. My experience with both places was good (about 8 out of 10). The girl I had in Sun Spa was more personal and enjoyed to talk to you and not too professional. She let me finger her and eat pussy before we start the acts. The Gold Flower girl is OK but more professional-like; but still kept the professional standard and did all the acts that supposed to be done: Massage, BJ, Fucking, hand job; with good manners.
Those are only 2 places I have been to since I am from San Jose. I am pretty luck so far, all massage places (bay area) I went to I got all full service; Being polite is a key; I have a smiling face (girls said) and not look like a cop. Tea Pot 1/15/00 (Review # 1337)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Jan 10 2000 Submitted by: Anon
Went to Goldfinga's near the Mariott. Look it up. Only four girls there at the time, but all very nice. I took the nicest one, Cassy, very, very nice face, 9-10 depending on your taste. She is not the cutesy type of Asian girl a lot of these guys are into currently, she looks like a woman, and a beautiful one at that. long brown hair, very slim, about 5'3", nice big breasts. Has implants, but done very well, not like those girls that are loaded up and look nasty. Nice nipples too, they get thick and lock after you suck on them. $50 for 45 minutes. She did not ask for me anything, but I gave her $150 after it was all over. She gave me a 2 minute massage, licked from my neck to my balls, sucked me for about five minutes without a condom, put the condom on me and tried her very best to deep throat me, she could not, saying I was too big, she pointed out that my cock was easily thicker than her wrist. She got on top while she "got comfortable with it", then I asked to do the "work". She LOVES looking in the mirror, she said she loved watching my cock going in and out of her. Occasionally looks down to see it going in her shaven pussy. She turned red and grabbed my ass HARD when she orgasmed. Then started tongue kissing me wildly. I recommend this girl highly, especially if you have a big cock and have trouble with the fit of other girls, she seems to get off on it. Very good attitude. Sweet, helps you dress after your shower, brings you tea, etc. Not into other girls though. So if you want two girls, don't expect her to touch the other girl. Total experience a 9. Maybe a ten, but I can't say she was the best I have ever had, but pretty damn good. (Review # 1293)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Jan 06 2000 Submitted by: Anon
After reading a few reports on two massage parlours in San Francisco, I decided to go to Blue Sky Massage. I arrived there around 1:00AM and was told that they were busy. So I drove a couple blocks to Sun Spa on Geary/Hyde. I was buzzed in by a Mamasan. She was friendly and told me that 30 mins is $45. I asked for 1 hr and the price was $60. After taking a shower alone, and 24 year old from Hong Kong came in. From what I could tell, she was pretty hot. Her name was Jennifer. I heard some reports that this place did not have friendly people. But my experience was good. You have to remember that most of these girls may not seem to enthusiastic, but treat them nice, and you will get a reward. If you take the time to break the ice and make the girl laugh, you will have a great time there. As Jennifer massaged me for 15 minutes, I took the time to break the ice. After a decent massage, she asked me would I like anything else. I asked her for full service, half/half, boom boom as she put it. We agreed to $100 and got down to business. Her head I would rate as a 5. And the sex was a 7. I would rate Jennifer a 7-10. However she did have implants, but I did not mind since it was not too big. Overall, I would rate this place as a 6 out of 10. Sun Spa is open until 3:00AM. I would recommend this place if you are on a budget less than $200. (Review # 1250)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Dec 14 1999 Submitted by: David
I read several reviews of the Blue Sky Massage Parlor and decided to try it myself. I went on a Saturday night and was met by a pretty half Vietnamese, half white woman, short hair, decent tits. I asked to see all the girls and she said she was the only one available. After a bit of hesitation I agreed. It was $50 for the massage.
First she gives you a bath and then has you lie on the mattress for a pretty decent massage. During the session she offers full service for $120. I talked her down to $100.
She started with a BJ at the same time slipping on the condom without me even noticing it. After a bit of that we did some missionary and then she got on top. She was the tightest woman I have ever been with. We finished it off with her taking off the condom and using her hand. She moved enthusiastically and talked dirty and even thanked me for making her cum! An act but I appreciated the effort. All in all a good deal. The Blue Sky is one of the best places in the city. (Review # 1187)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Dec 28 1999 Submitted by: Steve
Empire Massage Parlor 415-441-4133 The best girls at this place are Candy, Ruby and Young. Candy is a freak. Likes to be spanked, likes to talk dirty etc. Most massage girls in SF charge $150. (Review # 1066)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Dec 29 1999 Submitted by: James Bond
Went to the Sun Spa on Geary at Hyde. All Asian girls. Once buzzed in by the Mamasan and I had a chance to get a look around, there were about a dozen girls of whom I was told three were available. As a group, the girls looked extremely unhappy, miserable in fact. Immediately I was turned off. Not one of them could look perky and muster the slightest smile. My thoughts then became more cerebral than carnal, and I had to question whether the girls, obviously 'fresh off the boat' types, were there entirely by their own free will, and, whether they could get up and walk out through the security doors to the street and beyond. For me a major turn off.
I told the mamsan that I have to see a little bit of enthusiasm, and a little salesmanship before I would give up my money. I left!
I don't know if this is altogether the right approach, but guys, if these women are in a situation where they are being held captive, against there will, maybe there is a higher moral issue than just getting laid. Safe, legal prostitution is one thing, but this wreaked of sexploitation.
I'd be very curious for any comments. (Review # 1061)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Dec 20 1999 Submitted by: Mobile
The reviews on SF are all over the place. The good looking one's with internet sites take forever to return your calls. It was raining and I was staying near the convention center and didn't want the additional expense of a 2 way taxi and didn't feel like getting wet.~~
One block away was Goldfingas. $60 for 1 hour. I didn't get to pick. I was told to take a shower(asked to join me and she just giggled, but that was my first offering). Jackie has a 7 body and 5-6 face. She gave a good massage and asked "if I would like anything else?". I said usually there is a "menu": so much for hand release, bj and 'full service'. She nodded. I said how much for full service. She said 'how much do you want to pay?" Low balling I said $80. Off course she reacted appropriately, 'oh no, it will be $200". I said, I only had $150. She left, came back and said 'OK'. Then wanted to know if I was a cop. After the appropriate assurances she undressed. She gave me bj with condom and rode me good. OK. After done she massaged me again--a first. I showered and asked if I could pay $100 cash and $50 CC. She said yes(not too bright, if I had CC then why not $200?). Upon leaving I was given my CC back and a receipt for $55--10% service charge on CC !!'s. Caveat emptor!~~
Mobile (Review # 1042)
- San Francisco/San Jose Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Dec 20 1999 Submitted by: Springtime
The current going rate for FS at the massage parlor is $160 for SF and $140 for the Mountain View and San Jose area (Review # 1037)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Dec 22 1999 Submitted by:
Visited Sun Spa, at Geary Blvd and Hyde St., for the first time in about six months. This place has all Korean girls. I normally prefer Chinese or Vietnamese girls, but I hadn't had sex for over two weeks, was tired from traveling, and I had had some good times at Sun previously. Like all good massage parlors in SF, if you're friendly and kind to the girls, you can get great service.
After the friendly mama-san buzzes you in, you are immediately in the lounge area, where this time there were two girls sitting (now why are they wearing red, hmmm...). As I paid the $50 and signed the book (phony name & address, of course), I asked to see all the girls. It was mid-afternoon, so I didn't expect many more, but it's a good habit to get into: first, you give the impression that you've done this a lot and aren't a naive tourist; second, sometimes you get a pleasant surprise.
Anyway, only one other sleepy (but cute) girl came from downstairs. I decided to choose from the two girls in red, since both appeared to be knockouts. They giggled while I looked at them, which I liked, because it meant they were relaxed with me. I chose the one with smaller tits, because I didn't want to chance getting a girl loaded with silicon.
Her accent was thick, but I think her name is Patty, but she talked just fine with her body! She never once asked for any money. Taking me into a room with a shower, bed and mirrors on three walls, she undressed me and hung my clothes neatly (nothing was taken - I checked later). She left while I showered, then returned to help dry me, which started getting my dick hard.
Lying down on the bed, on my stomach, she draped a towel over my butt, hiked her short dress and climbed on to start on my back. I immediately asked her to remove the towel, which is another way to make it clear you expect "extras." Besides, I love feeling a girl's almost naked ass slide over mine as I am being massaged.
After a so-so regular massage head-to-toe, she started a fingertip massage around my butt and asshole. The she did something I did not expect: putting some gel on her finger, she gradually fingered my asshole until she was inserting her finger. I don't like too much of that, but she was also touching the tip of my cock, so I was hard! I knew I leaked some fluid by this time, which she was gently rubbing all about my prick's head. It was time to turn over!~~
Motioning me to lie still, she removed her dress and panties. Her tits were natural, small but perky. She then gave me a finger massage everywhere BUT my groin. She spiraled in toward my cock, then, kneeling between my legs, she licked my balls and put my cock in her mouth without a condom and sucked hard for about 10 seconds. Obviously she didn't mind the taste of cum! Then she put a condom on me and deep-throated me for about four minutes. I actually was glad for the condom, because I wanted to fuck her, and the condom helped me last.
She climbed on and put me in her cunt. She was moving up and down slowly, and I realized was making herself come. As she did that she did not object to me French kissing her (I love it when Asian women forget the rules and just have a good time!) Finally I was going to come soon, so I started pounding her as she rode me. I lasted longer than I thought, but even after I came, she continued to pump. At the end she had a sweet smile, which you don't often see with Korean girls, so I guess she had "relaxed" herself as well as me!
She helped me shower again, then dressed me. I gave her $120. Worth it!~~ (Review # 1028)
- San Francisco Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Dec 17 1999 Submitted by: Mill
Just met with Haven, advertises on the EROs guide. $300/hr, she looked older then the pictures in the ad but is still attractive. Punctual and business like, she never took off her bra but offered a complete experience. She never really relaxed and did tend to rush but she is healthy, clean and trustworthy. (Review # 1009)
- San Francisco Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Dec 01 1999 Submitted by: sex patrol
Watch out XXXPALYMATES AND COLLEGE CUTIES-same ownership. Girls are down dirty and filthy. You will find out I am telling the truth after you call the places. I got ripped off big time.~~ (Review # 935)
- Burlingame Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Dec 05 1999 Submitted by: jack_little
I recently had a pleasant time with a girl named Kahila. She advertises an agency in the SF weekly paper. She seems to based in Oakland area. She visited my hotel, and seemed to be willing to visit places on 101. She was a bit late, but I expect that!
Kahila is a slim (almost waif-like) black girl, I must admit I found her petite bod very horny (8).
She was pretty relaxed, friendly and chatty. She quickly undressed and go down to 'work' as soon as we had settled business.
She didn't do anything outstanding (7+), but was enthusiastic and energetic. She started off with French, and moved on once I was hard (I was a bit jet lagged, and took a few moments to get going).
She was happy to move through a few positions, and when we switched to doggy, she bounced and swiveled her behind so I didn't manage to last much longer. Yum!
She left quite quickly, though I didn't feel she rushed, and she chatted as she got her stuff together, and had a quick shower.
I believe she is an independent, though she does take her voice mail as an agency.
She is not cheap, but I enjoyed her visit, and I would repeat the experience. (Review # 906)
- San Francisco Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Dec 05 1999 Submitted by: jack_little
I recently visited Tanya, she is listed in the SF weekly classifieds. She claims to be 34-22-36, and she is! Gorgeous body!
Slightly weird experience. She had me go to a couple of streets where I couldn't find call boxes!
I finally arrived, and had a heck of a job parking. Her place is a strange house (not quite Adams family, but ...). She led me upstairs. She was wearing jeans which aren't too tight, and her butt looked good. She led me to a very untidy room, and left the door open.
She asked what I wanted, I said Greek, she suggested a donation (pretty reasonable). She then stripped off (I almost had a heart attack, she has a great ass and body), flopped down on the bed, lay on her side, pulled one knee to her chest and said 'help yourself'. This isn't the approach I'm used to!
Anyway, I stripped and lay against her back, feeling the warmth of her skin. She insisted I put on a condom, I'm still soft, so she rolls the rubber down me and starts to blow. Pretty nice. I'm still exhausted from my recent travels, so I take some time in rising to the occasion.
She gets on her knees and curls up with her butt arched up. Wow, what a great site. I start to finger her ass. I get harder, and push in (this isn't the way I behave most times, honest, I normally have some self control. but she has this great ass ...). I'm really exhausted, and I get soft, pull out, jerk off, and push back in. She starts to talk nasty (I love this woman), and we go for it. But I am so worn out I go soft again. We repeat this for a while, then she finally tells me to make my mind up what I want (in retrospect, very patient).
I then hear a noise from downstairs like someone coming upstairs. I freak a bit at this point, and after some babbling (during which she is very 'matter of fact' and calm, saying it's just her friend), I get dressed and leave.
Out of the 30 or so asses I've had, I'd rank hers in the top 5, with only three who spring to mind as comparable.
I tried to repeat the experience (yes, she looks that gorgeous, and I do like strange women), so I tried her number a few days later. She didn't answer, so I tried some of the numbers in the SF weekly, and discovered her phone on several (not all) of them.
So, slightly weird experience, but lovely body, and there is something wonderfully surreal about her that I want to visit again! Maybe I'm just a sad, sick puppy :-) (Review # 905)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sun Dec 05 1999 Submitted by: jack_little
Review of Sophia's Massage parlor. This was spring 1999. was on the way to the airport, and felt horny. I'd read a few reviews suggesting Sophia's (Sofia's?). Before I checked out I phoned, and was told they were open. So I drove round, and parked.
When I entered I was lead to a room with a small bed and shower/bath. I asked the lady who had welcomed me who was working, and she said she was the only one. She looked early thirties, quite attractive (6+), but not as good as I had expected.
I paid her for a massage. She left, I got a shower, and lay down on the bed. She oiled me up, and gave a pretty good massage (7+). Then asked what I'd like, I said everything. We negotiated what that might mean, and she asked for $350! I said that I wouldn't pay so much (I only had 200 in my pocket), she offered a less complete service for 200. I was too horny to resist (me and my pink oboe don't always see 'eye to eye' on prices).
We started. We 69'd, she blew me with, and she started jerking me. While doing this, she restarted negotiations on more complete services (the pink oboe won). We got into it, she gave me some nasty talk, then we got into doggy style. She was pounding against me, and then started wiggling her hips side to side, real fast (like one of those bees on Discovery channel, telling the hive where the nectar is found). It worked on me just like a bee. I got uncontrollably excited, and blew my nectar too.~~
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We showered and she chatted. To pay the extra, we had to use my credit card. I didn't feel to happy about that, but she wouldn't let me leave and get cash from an ATM.
While paying I saw there were another couple of ladies who looked in better shape than my masseuse.
Too expensive, probably wouldn't repeat, even with the better-looking girls. The pink oboe's needs overruled brains (and wallet), I'm afraid :-)~~ (Review # 898)
- San Francisco Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Dec 05 1999 Submitted by: jack_little
This is an old report, I'm afraid it may be a bit out of date. This was spring 1999. It's about Montana of Enchanted Evenings.
I phoned and asked for a Greek Goddess. They said that they would have someone phone. Montana returned my call a few minutes later. We talked, and she is very nice.
We agreed a time, and she visited my hotel. She arrived in denim shorts and a top. She is tall, blonde, pretty shapely, and maybe early thirties, maybe 36D 26 36 (I'm not very good with numbers :-)~~
We sorted out business, at which point she said she wasn't prepared for Greek (I hadn't discussed that with her on the phone, only the agency, so I can't blame her anymore than myself. I'm always a bit unclear what to say on the phone). I was sufficiently attracted to her to carry on anyway with a full service.
She was friendly, competent (7), attractive (7), and I didn't feel at all rushed or pressured. Nice time, which I'd be willing to repeat, though I have found better in the area.~~ (Review # 894)
- San Francisco Strip Club Review Dated Added: Mon Nov 22 1999 Submitted by: Tom
Concerning market street cinema: Be sure to keep your wits around there because some girls there are pure ripoffs. I've gone to lots of massage parlors and always had no problem, but here the girl promised everything but just wanted your money. Stay away!!!! (Review # 833)
- Winnipeg Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Feb 01 1999 Submitted by: Anonymous
A good massage parlour is hard to find in Winnipeg. Time Out Relaxation
Centre located on Elice Ave. has 2 floors with about 10 girls on each floor
at a time. You can choose a girl by looking through a photo album, most
are average looking, but there are the occasional 'babe'. Expect to pay $40
for 1/2h, $60 45min, $75 for 1h just to get in the room with a girl.
The girl sits in the hot tub with you for half your session and while in
the tub you discuss extras and tips. On average expect to pay about $40 for HJ
and not all girls will give blow jobs. If you are looking for full service,
go somewhere else. The girls will go topless, but will NOT take off their
bottoms. Or I haven't encountered one yet.
The one good thing about this place, is that there is a back door entrance.
One other parlour in Winnipeg, Broadways is a dirty hole according to some
of my friends. (Review # 200)
- Windsor Escort Dated Added: Sun Feb 07 1999 Submitted by: jeff
I had the pleasure of the services of ""Angie"" from Executives Choice. The woman at the service said she was in her early twenties, but I think she was more like in her late twenties or early thirties. She was quite attractive, maybe not as nice as a model though. She had long brown wavy hair brown eyes, medium height with these big pouty lips. She was very prompt -less than twenty min. She was very friendly and seemed fairly smart. She only requested the agency fee which surprised me. She was very attentive and willing to do anything. She even let me fuck her up the ass! She made me feel she was genuinely interested in me. This was more like a romantic date with the girl next door than an escort. In fact after we finished, she didn't try to rush off like they usually do. I think she is a frustrated and bored housewife who is doing this for kicks rather than the money. She only works a couple of nights a week so it may be tough getting her. (Review # 199)
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