- San Francisco Strip Club Review Dated Added: Mon Jul 02 2001 Submitted by: Frank Gumtip
I got pussy at the cinema for a total of $104. It was surreal and bizarre. Here’s my story.~~I usually go to massage parlors -- they feel safe and many have pretty girls. But I always felt titillated by the decadence of almost-public sex at the cinema. So one night at about ten o’clock, I walked down Market Street. After 5th Street, it starts to look pretty damn scary, and you still have to walk almost two more blocks. Anyway, I made it without getting robbed.
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~~Inside, the cover is now $18. This got me to the main room with the stage. At 10 pm, there was little dancing. I was surprised to find a lot of very pretty girls with tall, slim, smooth bodies, in contrast to other posts! I’d say at least half of the 15 girls were very fuckable, with only a few older and chunky girls. Many come up and caressed my crotch, offering blow jobs. I politely said I’d like to wait. Then I paid another $16 to get to Sin City in the back. There is a small stage, again with very little dancing and only a few patrons. The booths now say “please deposit $20”. I asked Henry, a Chinese guy working there with a notepad in his hand. He said after you put in the $20 in a machine, a little light turns green and you have 5 minutes to do whatever you and the girl agreed on. I’m not sure if this comes out of the girl’s fee or my pocket -- I guess it’s up to patrons to negotiate. I only had $70 bucks and was curious how far that would get me.
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~~Next, I went to sit in a small theatre where they show porn movies. There were only some 30 seats. Every few minutes a girl would come and offer blow jobs. I asked how much and they said $60 or $80. I waited until pretty, slim Asian Mimi came along. I said I only had $70, She said fine, and pulled me to the front row of the theatre. I said I wanted pussy. Again she said sure, no problem! She sat me down in the far front right corner where it was very dark. I wanted to pay her afterward, but she said no way, so I gave in, but said I wanted to fuck until I came. She said of course! As soon as I gave her the money, she got up and walked away, saying she needed to get paper towels. I thought, “Oh no, I’m getting ripped off,” but she went to a dispenser in the same room, got paper towels, and returned. I pulled down my pants to my thighs and pulled out my dick, which she helped masturbate into a hard rod. Then she sat down on it, facing me, and started bouncing up and down, telling me to fuck her Asian pussy and to watch the movie, which filled the screen right in front of me. I tried talking to her, but she said, “Shut up, fuck my pussy!” She kept bouncing and I caressed her very smooth thighs and hips. In the dark I could only see the white of her eyes and her teeth glow a phosphorescent purple, like some neon demon. All the while, two other patrons were in the theatre, watching the movie, one getting down to business with another girl. I came after a couple of minutes, she cleaned me off, kissed me on my forehead and mouth, and that was that.
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~~In summary, I paid $18+$16+$70 = $104 for getting fucked in a public room! Would I do it again? Perhaps. It’s cheaper and more exciting than the parlors, but the parlors give you more time and relaxation. (Review # 3903)
- San Francisco Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sun Jul 01 2001 Submitted by: Jake
I went to Mitchell Brothers last week.
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~~I have been going there for many years and really enjoy the place. Over the years it has changed a lot. Back then there was no touching and the girls only took off their clothes while on stage. Now I have been greeted more than once with "I want to suck your cock".
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~~I especially enjoy getting lap dances ($20.00) from girls in skirts that don't wear panties -- awesome. They like to rub your cock and get you to take them to the private booths "to get more intimate".
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~~On my last visit I spotted a tall girl with smallish breasts wearing a schoolgirl outfit (plaid skirt and white shirt) one of my favorite looks. She said her name was Rossette, we went in the theater for a lap dance. She rode me like I was a thoroughbred. Did I forget to say she was naked under her skirt? Anyway she said she wanted to fuck me but had to go do a show and would I wait for her? By now I was captivated and said yes, of course, whatever you say. She did the green door show where she went down on another girl and had the same done to her. It didn't look at all fake like some of the shows do.
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~~After the show she was standing there nude when I walked up. She led me into one of the booths in the green door room. I gave her some money ($300, I find being cheap doesn't get you much joy) She got me naked, laid me down and started by sucking my dick. The BJ was pretty good, she seemed to enjoy doing it. after a while she got on top and rode me for a while, first facing me then reversed. It was fantastic seeing my dick sliding in and out of her perfectly shaved pussy with her cute little butthole winking at me. She then asked me to fuck her doggie style, so I did. It was great, fantastic. She was totally hot. She even begged me to fuck her in the ass! I told her that I would come back with NY girlfriend so she could suck my g/f's pussy while I fucked her ass. I think she came when she heard that, I know that I did shortly thereafter. Either she is a fantastic actress or a totally hot and horny bitch, either way who cares?. It was a great experience and well worth the $$$ (Review # 3894)
- San Francisco Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Jun 24 2001 Submitted by: anon
I visited the Golden Flower Spa on Howard for the first time. Being a black guy I didn't know what to expect and it was my first time being with an Asian woman. I was a bit nervous. I ran the buzzer twice. A middle-aged Asian woman greeted me and asked if I had been there before. I lied and said that I had and she asked me who I had seen. I said it had been a year and I couldn't remember. She then told me that the place is for members only and seemed reluctant, but she finally let me in. It was about 5:30pm on a Fri.. To my surprise there were about 25 young, gorgeous women sitting there waiting to get picked. When I walked in they all started whispering. I found out later why.
I was led to a room by Candy, who was an attractive, Chinese woman. After a shower and tea, we agreed on full service and the price ($200), then we got started. She was very nice but a bit intimidated. I am good size (9 inch). I'm medium height, muscular build, but not overly so. She told me that all the girls were afraid that I was too big for them when I walked in. I told her I would be gentle. She had me lie on my stomach and she proceeded to give me a great massage from my head to my toes and even stood and walked on my back. I didn't start to get hard until she removed her silk dress and laid that soft, firm naked body on top of me. When I turned over, I had a raging hard-on. She was startled when she saw it. She slid a rubber on and gave me a mediocre blow job for about 5 minutes, then she laid on her back and asked me to fuck her. I started kissing and sucking her nipples, neck, and body, but she was frozen in anticipation of me breaking her in two with my cock. This was a bit of a turnoff, but I was still turned on by the whole experience so far. She guided my cock in and I could only get it in halfway before she started reacting with pain. Not good. There was no way I was going to explode this way, but I tried to make it work. I was too conscious that I was hurting her. She was also starting to get concerned with time and me sweating on her. We finished up with her giving me a rushed hand-job. I never did explode.
All in all, the experience wasn't bad. I will go there again, but try a different girl. Candy told me that all the girls there are not prejudiced, but just concerned with the size of a black man's cock. I think they need to forget the stereotypes and just relax. (Review # 3843)
- San Francisco Escort Review Dated Added: Thu Jun 07 2001 Submitted by: flesheater
It's all true about Drew. After reading the review of this too-hot blonde, I had to try her. Her ad is running in the SF Weekly these days. She returned my page right away, and sounded sweet&sexy on the phone. I told her that I'd heard good things about her. She laughed and we got down to prices. $300 for a straight fuck, with head; $400 for greek. I just wanted to fuck this blonde bitch, u know? She came right over and yes indeed! was she hot! Perfect body. Tanned, about 5'7", 135. Tits & major ass! I was so horny, I told her to strip and get on her knees, which she did and then blew me real good, gagging and slurping like a real slut. She put a condom on and got on her back and spread those lovely thighs. Fucking this whore was wild and hot. I swear she came twice. I flipped her over to fuck her doggy-style so I could see that ass move. This blonde bitch can fuck! I came mightily in the whore's pussy. Wow. I'll do her again and again. She's gotta be the best escort in town. Totally firm butt& thighs. Call Drew & fuck the hell out of her is my advice. I'm doing her again tonight. (Review # 3702)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Jun 05 2001 Submitted by: Frank Gumtip
I usually go to parlors south of Market or in borderline areas. This time, I felt like~~trying something right in the Tenderloin. The risk of walking through this high-crime area~~added to thrill.
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~~On the recommendation of the WSG, I tried Empire on O'Farrell at Jones. The gated portal~~shines a neon pink at night. I got buzzed in, asked if I'd been there before (Yes, I~~lied), led to room 3 where I paid $50 to mamasan, and asked to take a shower down the~~hall. As I showered, I looked out over the stall through the laundry room and saw a pretty~~Korean face. This turned out to be my masseuse, Sandy. Her body was almost perfect to my~~taste: slim and curvy and those round, firm breasts! Back in room 3 I told here I~~paid $120 last time and she moaned a little, but didn't try to bargain.
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~~Sandy was very friendly and talkative. Her English was very good (she's lived in Hawaii~~for 8 years and just got here two weeks ago). We snuggled, kissed a little on the mouth,~~and she gave me a standard massage (no French, which the Koreans never do), then more~~snuggle (no rushing), followed by fucking in two positions and a glorious release!
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~~Afterwards we talked and snuggled (girlfriend style) about travel and books and people. I~~gave her an extra $10 for her great attitude ($130 on top of the $50 to mamasan).
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~~Summarum: I greatly recommend this girl. Mamasan just assigned her to me, and I don't know~~if you can ask for her or see a line-up. The other two girls I saw walk around were not~~that pretty, but one was quite tall and sexy looking. All looked upper 20s. (Review # 3686)
- San Francisco Escort Review Dated Added: Fri May 11 2001 Submitted by: Aroused Exec
Saw lots of good reviews for Empire Massage at 428 O'Farrell Street. So I went over and was very pleased. First, Mamasan was nicer than I'm used to, very friendly, not the typical burnt out mamasan. She pointed me to the one girl in the lounge and she was totally hot. Coco was in her 20's thin hot body with enhanced breasts. Cute little pink dress that showed it off nicely. I'd say about a 8 body and 6 face. She was quiet, but nice and led me to a room. For the $50 rate for a massage, and $160 for a full cup of tea. She was a bit rushed, but totally satisfying. I'll go back next time in S.F. When I left another girl was in the lounge, also totally attractive. (Review # 3507)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Apr 21 2001 Submitted by:
I see a lot of mixed reactions about Sun Spa on Geary, and I thought I’d add my 2 cents. I’ve been there maybe 4 or 5 times and have never had a really bad experience. Considering I usually hit the parlors in Redwood City, the girls at Sun Spa always look hot. Lately it seems the visit there have been worse, but my first two visits still have me coming back for more. ~~~~After a decent massage she played with my balls while I was lying on my stomach. After asking me to turn around she continued massaging my legs and then started licking my thighs, balls and shaft. She did this for a long time until finally giving me head. Totally amazing. I wish to god I could remember her name, but the chance of getting it again keeps me coming back~~ (Review # 3412)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Apr 15 2001 Submitted by: Lovin it
Your site is great. Keep up the good work. Noticed that nobody has mentioned the Face-toFace message joint which used to be off of Gough and ? Been there a dozen times and must say it is always quite enjoyable. The good: Usually nice Caucasian/oriental girls there that often look like college coeds. Probably are. The bad: Never goes beyond a hand job (unless I'm missing something). Here's how it works. First you call them up and make an appointment. When you get there they buzz you into an apartment like establishment that has 3 or 4 bedrooms. The rooms are pretty nice and relaxing with soft music playing, the whole bit! The greeter, usually also a worker, will ask you to relax, maybe offer you some tea or water, and states that the girls will be in shortly. About 3 minutes (seems like 3 hours) goes by and the door opens and the girls start to come in one at a time. When finished the original greeter asks you who you want, you tell her and she sends the girls in. Sometimes the girl will undress you or at least help. You them lie on the bed and she begins to give what I consider a pretty good message. They use hot towels etc. When the girl asks you to turn over she is wearing some sexy underwear or Lingerie and usually has taken her top off. She then begins to give you a great message and when you are about to explode from this whole thing will grab your dick and softly massage it. You can suck their tits and even come all over them but the pussy is more/less off limits. I even asked once and offered more mula but nope has been the response every time. I'm telling ya if they just blew you at the least this place would be gold. The whole hour costs $150.00 but I figure it's like getting a nice message in a relaxing place with a pretty sweet young girl and getting a handjob to boot. My take anyway! (Review # 3390)
- SAN FRANCISCO Strip Club Review Dated Added: Thu Apr 05 2001 Submitted by: likeshead
MARKTET STREET CINEMA~~~~Well what can I say this place has some great looking girls and some straight nasty looking girls, the prices have went up a little; its now $16 for the front and another $15 for the back, I really recommend going to the back because you get more bump and grind for your back, they have a back stage and when a girl is dancing you sit in these recliner type chairs put out a buck and the girl gets "real physical" :) its great after about a hour or two you start looking for your options as to who you want to fuck or get head from. I usually jus get head from the girls but like other post say THERE ARE RIP OFF'S THERE. for one when you get there DO NOT go with the girls that stay in the front where you pay, they will try to get you to come upstairs and watch movies while they say to do certain things to you THIS IS NOT TRUE once they get your money they will take off and look again so stay away from the girls in the front or any girl who wants to take you upstairs to watch movies. I usually get head there for about 50 bucks and most girls will take it but some are real top notch and want like 80-100 its just your choice. Also before you give them your money be sure to ask them "this is till I finish right"? I have only had one experience where she gave me head for a little while and stopped saying it was more. FUCK THAT HUH? But all in all I have good experiences there. Well hope I was helpful to all you horny guys wanting to fuck or get head. or both hehe.~~ (Review # 3366)
- San Francisco Street Action Dated Added: Sun Apr 01 2001 Submitted by: Anon
I own a business in the Tenderloin area, and I have witnessed the action here for 12 years. Things have dried up and these streets are now dominated by TVs and skinny crack whores. The main action is bordered by Polk and Hyde and Ellis and Pine. Cops heavily patrol the area and set up pretty effective stings. This occurs every night. Cops don't usually bother people who are picking up TVs as long as they are not obvious. I'm surprised at the number of TVs that are out. If this is your bag, go for it. They hang out around Pine, Bush, Sutter, and Post between Polk and Larkin. Occasionally, you will find some on Bush and Hyde. If you're looking for beautiful, well-built women forget about it. On Saturday night, you will find some chunky white prostitutes on Post and Larkin who have black Johns. These ladies don't deal with black guys and they throw things at your car if you pass them more than once. Pretty pathetic bunch. Watch out for any black prostitutes. I've heard that most will rip you off. (Review # 3344)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Mar 08 2001 Submitted by: Anon
Here is a update on the massage parlor scene in the bay area. Seems like these days, the risk of getting caught in the action is getting higher. In the past year, the massage parlors in the south bay area have been raided several times. There was a report on parlors in the Fremont area that are under investigation. Rule of thumb, stay out of the Fremont area. The report stated at one location when it was raided, the owner of a business was caught soliciting sex to a undercover police agent. The report stated that the city was in the process of revoking their business license to shut them down. This report stated that several business in the Fremont area were being investigated. Up to 6 well known locations were under investigation. For example earlier this evening, I went by Royal Health Spa in Newark, which is close to Fremont. Upon arriving, the business was closed. This led me to believe they were raided recently and shut down temporarily. In the bay area, the best places to go are in San Francisco. But keep in mind that San Francisco although has a large red light district, they are not exempt from the law. Sophia's Massage in SF was raided a few times in the past year also. I read somewhere that the mayor of SF is tolerant with adult oriented businesses to keep the prostitutes off the streets. Most raids occur when near by businesses complain. Sophia received some complaints and the police came in. Since most of the parlors are staffed by asian women.. Here is something I came up with. If the business is raided and an under cover agent is sent in to catch the johns.. the agent will most likely be in their 30s or older and most likely not a young asian. When you walk into a business and you have the option to select someone you like, seems pretty safe to me. If there are several girls around and the lady of the house is around also, seems safe. But when ever in doubt.. you become the detective. Never let your guard down, but respect the girls and you will enjoy your visit. If a girl is a cop, she will have to admit it. So you can ask the masseuse. If she is hesitant, if the girls seem nervous, get out of the business. And always when you sign in at place, leave a fake name and address. (Review # 3254)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri Feb 16 2001 Submitted by: Sir Frances
Dragon Massage is on Mason, a block west of Union Square and south toward Market. I had been out drinking and when it was time to go home I was really horny, so I stopped at Dragon, a place I had walked past many times before, but never entered. I rang, got buzzed in, and saw mamasan and two girls. The mamasan assigned one of them to me: a slim Japanese, who looked like a seven. I told the girl $180, she wanted $200, then asked if I wanted to come twice for $240. I never tried that before (in a parlor), so I said yes, but I only have $220. She said fine.
There were no preliminaries. She stripped before I had a chance to undress her. Her body was a little too skinny, the bones made funny angles. Then she started caressing my manhood and sucked on the condom. I was so horny, she made me come in a minute, soon after entering. I was just a little too drunk, so I couldn't get it up for seconds, even though she kept trying for a looong time! So, it was mostly a waste. But I would go back--sober. (Review # 3166)
- San Bruno Other Dated Added: Thu Feb 15 2001 Submitted by: Jay
After browsing through the Chronicle one day, I decided to try calling a massage ad which I seen the paper for months now. Her name is Bunny and she's located in the San Bruno area. She answers the phone with an inviting voice and is very low pressure. Her rates are $160 FS and $120 complete service. She described herself as full figured and big natural breasts. I figured... what the hell. When I arrived at her residence, she turned out to be "full figured" and invited me in to a room in the back with a porn flick on. She was very heavy and she wasn't my type. She asked me what I wanted and I chose complete service for $120 since I had no interest to fuck this large lady. She never left the room as I undressed and she had me lay face down. She rubbed my back for 5-10 minutes while I watched her porn video, then had me turn over and then she jacked me off in 1-2 minutes . That's all folks! I spent a total of 15 minutes with her and that's it. I admit she knows how to jack off a cock but come on! I expected a second show to at least bring me to 30 minutes but that's it! Would I recommend her.... Hell no! I'd rather go downtown SF and get a hand job from anyone else... (Review # 3163)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Feb 08 2001 Submitted by: dumbum
Re: Ace's review of Mitchell Bros in SF. Here's the answer to Ace's question on the "why" of "everyone madly dashing into this hallway...".
Ace, next time, 2 things:
Stop by before noon and buy an all day pass for $15.
Find out (Ask the doorman) the schedule of the Extacy room.
Shhh! It's a way to get a $60-100 quick head or had action, I’m not sure of the range. I've been twice, and pad 60 & 80, but times satisfied for what it is. Hell, I'd do it again when in town. I can't afford parlors every day. (Review # 3116)
- San Francisco Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Feb 02 2001 Submitted by: Anon
Just spent four months in San Fran. Two places I HIGHLY recommend. The massage parlor (Sun Spa?) on the corner of Geary and Hyde. The girls are all really cool and act like you are THE man. You can lick them, finger some of them, and have great fucks. The management gets ticked at the girls if you don't use all your time, so you're never rushed. You pay $50 when you go in, then its negotiable, I usually paid $120 for the whole schbang. You've generally got at least 6 or 7 to choose from, about half are 7-8, about half are around 5.
Also Market St Cinema, but beware, you have to be sharp, these girls will fuck, but they're definitely there for the cash. Had great experiences 80% of the time, just make sure you're real clear about what you're going in the back for, cuz some don't put out (although they're definitely in the minority). (Review # 3092)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Jan 23 2001 Submitted by: Anon
Golden Flower Steam & Sauna 215 2nd St (415) 546-6333 I visited the Golden Flower for the first time. It was around 3PM on a Monday. They buzzed me in and I was welcomed at the door and asked if I'd like a massage. "Yes" I said. She said it was $50 for 30 mins. I agreed and she lead me into the front room where there was 10 girls sitting on the sofa. All young and pretty. A very good sign.
I was taken down stairs into a room by a girl named Candy. She said she was 25 years old and looked it. Nice body and pretty face. She got right to it. 150 for full service. I only wanted a HJ and we decided on 60. She was disappointed because she clearly wanted to do full service. She told me to bring more money next time. I said I would, even though I only get HJs when I go.
Anyway, she showered me in the room, dried me off and gave me an OK massage. She then sat on my leg and gave me a great HJ, running her finger up and down my ass. I talked her and was very nice and she let me take her gown off. All in all, this is a grade A parlor. It is clean and the girls are nice, pretty and they get down to business. (Review # 3043)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Jan 22 2001 Submitted by: Marvin M.
Golden Flower on 2nd and Howard is the bomb. When I visited on Labor Day weekend of 1999, the main room seems to have girls sitting all around. Chinese, Koreans, and one Latino. This was my first time there. I picked a somewhat chubby Chinese girl who only spoke Mandarin in short spaghetti strapped low-cut dress named Anna. She led me down to the private rooms downstairs holding my hand. As we reached the lower level, she stopped briefly to get some neatly folded clean towels (4). When we got to the room, she unfolded one towel onto the massage table/bed and left the other 2 on the couch. Then she asked me to shower and she left the room momentarily. When she returned a few minutes later, she was wearing short (thigh length) black slip and carried a small purse. Since this was my first time at such establishments, I felt a bit awkward or weird standing there with only a towel wrapped around my waist. After closing the door and dimming the lights, she proceeded to ask me for my towel, ask me to lie on the table which I did, and started a mediocre massage where sat on my back. When she was done, told me to turn over and pretended to be surprised at seeing me in a semi erect state. Then she proceeded to undress and started licking me all over and just before popping me into her mouth, she unrolled a condom on my member. She continued with a pretty good b/j and then squatted on top and started fucking me... After a few minutes of this, she told me do her missionary with me on top and then finished doggie. Then she wiped me up and told me to shower. When she return 10 minutes later, I paid her a total of $150 and she walked me to the door.
The second time I visited Golden Flower, I picked a Chinese looking woman named Shirley (real gorgeous) around 30 years old? She later told me she speaks Cantonese but was from Singapore. We went through the same routine being walked hand in hand down to the lower level where the masseuse stopped to get towels and then led me to a room, asked me to take a shower. This time around, the action started when she came back while I was still drying myself. When she entered, she offered to dry me off and she was real professional. She then told me to lie down and she sat on my back and proceeded to crack the joints in my body. Boy, "did that feel good" as a lot of tension and stress built up from work appeared to be vented with the pops. During the massage she was real professional. She kept me covered with the towel throughout the whole session. What I noticed in the 2X that I visited here was that the ladies all sported pictured IDs? Could they all be certified massage therapists who happen to offer extras? And she started random conversations or small chit chat where she asked what I did, how old was I, and what I liked to do? We spoke Cantonese throughout the session. When she finished the massage, she proceed to get naked and started the EXTRA services.
She started rubbing her naked body over the semi limp member until I was fully erect then proceeded to lick up and down my shaft and around the surrounding area. Right before she sucked me in her mouth unrolled a condom using her mouth. She proceeded to blow me for a good 3-5 minutes then she climbed on and mounted me... As she gyrated up and down, she grabbed my hands and told me to touch her breasts.... They felt real pudgy and soft and her nipples started to get erect. Oh! What a feeling. After a few more minutes, she rolled onto her back and I tried to go down and eat her but she said that tickled and I stopped. She was not excessively hairy down there. It looks as if she grooms herself down below quite well? And boy, was she wet down there? Then she stuck her legs on my shoulders and I pumped in and out of her while she shook her butt from side to side. Boy did that feel great! After a few more minutes, she commented that I still have yet to come so she rolled on to her hands and knees where I pumped her doggie style for yet around 5 minutes. After she got tired, she lay down on her back I finished off in that position. Just as I pulled out, she said, "We make baby" as she was unrolling the condom off of me. After almost 20 minutes of fucking, she squatted on the ground naked and started to make chit chat with me as I sat on the edge of the bed naked too. She told me that maybe it was my youth but this was the most thorough session she did with any customer? Non of her previous customers, who are all older than me can last this long? Then she told me that she was a nursing when she was in Singapore but when she immigrated here, her English was not good enough for her to get a nursing certification she had to do this line of work with her boyfriend's blessing? What a life when one gets to the land of opportunities with little or no education? Then she told me to shower and get dress.... She came back 10 minutes later and I paid her.
She told me to come back soon and ask for her. Which I did for 2 more times but last month (december 2000), I tried but they said she was not employed there anymore? I guess I will miss her? Rumor has it that the Golden Flower now employs Korean girls and they all barely speak English? (Review # 3033)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Jan 18 2001 Submitted by: Anon
Went to check out Golden Flower spa, got great service for $200 total. Full service, a little bit of head (w/condom) and then some pretty good fucking. Lots of positions. There were about 7 girls waiting so I got to pick the one I wanted. Most did not want to make eye contact. I picked a girl named anna. No hassle getting in. (Review # 3002)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Jan 11 2001 Submitted by: Asianlover
Hi guys, this is a report on massage parlors in San Francisco, up to date as of Jan 2001.
Empire Massage on O'farrell is recommended, always good full service, beautiful girls.
Sun Spa on Geary is "hit or miss", I've had some good times there, but some bad service on occasion.
Palm Tree Massage on Valencia near Market, not recommended, I only see one girl there the rest are trash.
Sunflower massage on Jones is good, full service is available, girls here are Vietnamese (no Koreans here) full service is also available. Until next time my fellow Asian lovers.... (Review # 2966)
- San Francisco Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Jan 06 2001 Submitted by: Homer
DREW is her name. "Hustler Cover Girl" is her ad heading. Do not hesitate. This woman is all whore! She has an incredible body, the finest ass on the planet and yes, she takes it in her ass. She is not exceptionally pretty, but her smile & sweetness( and her body ) more than make up for it. I called her and made an appt, she was maybe 30 mins late but she arrived looking so hot in tight jeans and halter top! We had agreed on $400 for greek, plus her mouth and pussy. After some small talk she started to strip and said, "Do you want me to bend over so you can fuck my asshole?" I wanted head first so she got on her knees and deepthroated me, no condom, she moaned and slobbered like a true slut. I told her to get on her back and spread, which she does wider than any woman I've been with- then I went down on her, she loved it, and gripped my head hard when she came. She said "Hurry, fuck me!" she put a condom on and turned over on all fours, what a sight! I fucked her pussy deep and hard and watched that big tanned ass shake! Then I slipped my 9 inch cock in her asshole; she groaned and came again. She was too hot- she kept saying "I need it! Do me!" I did my best to fuck the shit out of this whore. Drew is the best, I'm sure of this. I will surely do her again. She says she does gangbangs, and will fuck, no anal, for $300. She said that since "you made me cum", I can have her for $200. She is a "Wow" girl. Hot stuff. A truly great fuck. (Review # 2942)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Dec 20 2000 Submitted by: Superman
Go look for Honey or Chanel... those two girls are really hot and friendly. Chanel got a gorgeous body and a pretty face, and Honey would even toss your salad!! Dont miss out, guys. $50 for massage, $100 to tip Honey, $120 to tip Chanel.428 O'Farell Street EMPIRE massage (Review # 2874)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Dec 07 2000 Submitted by: Simon
Since I had read such good things, on a recent visit to SF, I stopped in to Nikki Massage. It was very late (after midnight) and was buzzed in and greeted by Mimi. I paid $50 and took the obligatory shower. It was very cold and rainy that night, so Mimi brought me hot jasmine tea. Very nice. She gave me an excellent massage, and I then asked her if $100 was acceptable for full service and she said yes. She was very generous and relaxed, not rushed. No "let's get him off and out out of here as soon as possible" bullshit that you get in lots of places. She let me eat her pussy for a long time (it was great!) and then she gave me a first-class no-rubber blowjob. Drove me wild. But I really wanted to get inside her box, so got it on... I'll skip the details, but it was terrific. Finished up with another cup of tea. What a great find! (Review # 2835)
- San Francisco Strip Club Review Dated Added: Thu Nov 16 2000 Submitted by: Hef
well, the reviews on this board of MSC sure are mixed ! I've never been, but it doesn't sound too great. Anyway, I've been to Deja Vu Centerfolds, the Crazyhorse and Roaring 20's.
Centerfolds is good sized, and has plenty of hot girls all over. as the night goes on, some will walk right up to you, buck naked !! usually trying to lure you somewhere that involves a stop at the ATM. anyway, I have never scored any action here, as I don't think its that type of place. nowhere really very private. one tall, tan, blonde, hard-body there, said she was from Vegas. perfect 10 looks, but knew it, and had crappy attitude.
Roaring 20s is small, not too many lookers in there. but one avg-looking girl there let me suck her nipples while she rode my lap for a good while.
CrazyHorse was the best, although I didn't go prepared with enough $$. but something about the place, the atmosphere was quite relaxed, and I got the feeling that you could get somewhere, if you stuck with the right girl and gave her more than a few $$. overall, most girls there were very hot. Went into a booth with a swedish-looking girl, after she offered "sex room" for ".. normally $100, but I give you for 80 ..." Jerked off while she played. she said "you have big, fat cock". thanks for the compliment. she seemed to want more, but just didn't have enough dinero to suggest anything more. I look forward to visiting the CrazyHorse again ... (Review # 2735)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Nov 16 2000 Submitted by: Frank Gumtip
The volume of new reports has been so low here, so I figured it's my turn to give something back to the guide. Guys! Come out of the woodworks! See also my appeal at the end.
I was feeling horny one lunch (not unusual for me) and decided to check out some places I haven't been before. I usually go to Golden Flower on 2nd (south of Market), where the quality is reliable.
I decided to walk around the financial district. I had many times driven by Thailand Spa on Kearny, always curious, and decided to walk in. As with most places, there is an alcove for the door, so you're not visible from the street while you're waiting to get buzzed in. I pressed the button, got buzzed in, and walked down some stairs to a blue-lit couch. Mamasan peeked through a second door and let me in. She was in her mid-forties, I would guess, and a bit chunky. I asked to see the girls. She led me into a private room and asked me to get undressed. I again asked to see the girls. She told me she was the girl, and she would give me a very good massage. I hesitated, completely turned off, then said I'd be back later. She asked what was wrong, and I just repeated I'd be back later. She looked very unhappy, said nothing more, and showed me the door.
I walked on to Moonlight (or Blue Moon or something) and got buzzed in. The place looked pleasant. Two Asian women, again in their forties, said they'd be happy to massage me. Anyone else? I asked. They shook their heads. I said I'd be back later.
Then I saw a place called the Green Door with words like ecstacy and girls on the sign. I got buzzed in, walked up the stairs with lots of green plants, which was nice. Then I stood in the empty reception area for about half a minute until a woman (Asian? late 30s?) came out. I was not attracted to her and asked what girls were available. "We're not that kind of place, sir," she said. Yeah, right. She just knew I didn't want her and no one else was around.
Next, I went to, um, Sophie's French Massage, I think, a few blocks west of Union Square. This looked different: a split door allows you to look in and I rang a bell. An older, tall, white (French?) woman came out and I again asked who was available (I don't really like old, can you tell?). No, she said, you have to pay first. Bye-bye.
Thoroughly disgusted, I gave up. I think lunch-time is just bad. Most places open at 11 or 12 and stay open until the wee small hours, and early on there are just mamasans. The next day, I went to my old favorite in the early afternoon, and even there, there was only a single girl--at least she was young. No, for San Francisco, wait until at least 6 o'clock.
I have been seeing prostitutes for over a year now, and I've humped at least twenty girls of all sorts. I'm religious about using condoms, even for blowjobs, and never any kissing. So far, I have stayed healthy. I haven't even got herpes, which is supposed to be so contagious. What about you guys out there? What are your habits? Your diseases? (Review # 2730)
- San Francisco Strip Club Review Dated Added: Mon Nov 13 2000 Submitted by: Mac
Had a great experience with Suzi Suzuki at the Market Street Cinema. I had three sessions with her in the Star Room after her three performances and I was really drained. She is the most gorgeous Asian lady I have ever seen and is truly a very nice person. If you get the chance with her, don't pass it up. (Review # 2719)
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