- San Francisco Swing Club Dated Added: Tue Jul 09 2002 Submitted by: idahospud
~~~~Visited Mitchell brothers--you have to pay a pretty hefty door fee--$60--this enables you to the movie theater, stripper stage, and various special show they have. This place is pretty cool--they have flashlight shows--some of the female companions in the audience get down! This is a classy place and you can take you girlfriend/wife there for some very kinky shows--all special shows want $20 to include you with is toughing and rubbing for about 3minutes or so.~~
~~After the light show, and watching the various strippers to see which one I wanted extra from--found 2 Asian girls--one has a tattoo on her ankle and she is way too much--avoid her$600 for around the world--I opted for the other gal--she made me get a $20 booth and another $360 on my credit card and she refunded me $10 inside the booth. Inside the booth you get 15 minutes--so get undressed before you pay--this green light comes on when your token is inserted and you have until the light turns red when 15minutes is up--well—~~
~~I undressed and she gave me head--I was already rock hard--I got 1 position so I told her to get on her back and grab her ankles--I slammed her good and came hard in condom--afterwards--she grabbed an alcohol swab and cleaned mime off and then her tits and deal. Pretty expensive for 15minutes but she was pretty. Massage Parlors are cheaper but you don’t get to pick the girl. Good Luck and always wear a condom.~~ (Review # 5730)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon May 20 2002 Submitted by: noname
Empire Massage, on O'Farrel.~~~~This was a first-time experience. I'd never "paid for it" before, so it was a bit odd. From the time I hit the buzzer until I lay on the bed after a quick shower my mind was on something of a "what the hell am I doing?" trip. But there were a few minutes before the masseuse came in to the room to which mamasan had led me, where I had a moment to take it all in, and I started to relax.~~
~~~~~~My masseuse was a cute Korean, I'd say about 30. Not a very demure woman (which was ok with me), she had a husky voice and snapped her gum throughout the 45 minutes.~~~~About 25 minutes into it (this included shower and waiting time, as far as I could tell -- it was more like 10 minutes into the actual massage) she asked me, "are you here for massage only?" I told her no, I was interested in "something extra." She massaged for a while more and I brought up the extra again.~~
~~~~One thing I wasn't entirely cool with was the slow pace at which she got to business... the massage was kinda perfunctory -- she hit the back and shoulders, etc., but it was more of a skin-rub. So I think we both knew what the appointment was really all about. But she took her sweet time with the rubbing. I'm guessing that the intention was to start too late for me to actually finish within the 45 minutes alotted. By the time we got around to the "something extra" we had maybe 8 or so minutes left. And even when she got to the real matter at hand, that began slowly too, with wispy touches around the legs and groin area. Nice, but with just a few minutes left, I had to say, "I think we should go a little faster." To which she complied.~~~~It was $50 at the door, and $60 for the "extra." A fair price, from what I've seen. Not rock-bottom, but it seemed reasonable, and, particularly as a first-timer, I didn't feel comfortable to haggle.~~
~~~~~~One other thing that didn't sit with me well was that she wouldn't allow me to touch her. When I asked if I could, she said, "you said simple, right? Just hand is simple." Feh. But once we got going, and she crawled over me so that her pussy was practically in my face, she allowed me to touch her legs and ass, etc., without any problem (this was probably because I was not headed directly for her asscrack or crotch.~~~~So there you have it. First report from a first-timer. I hope it was as helpful to others as the reports that I read up on before I set out on this adventure.~~ (Review # 5501)
- SAN FRANCISCO Strip Club Review Dated Added: Tue May 14 2002 Submitted by: BIG LITTA
Stopped by the eagles strip club in sf and what a pleasant surprise it was. As I entered one of the ladies directed me to a back room where she proceeded to advise me of the menu: hand job 120 blow job 140 and anything else we would have to discuss. I wasn't in any hurry so I stayed at the stage an enjoyed the advertising. The main bucks are made in the back rooms not at the stage. Each girl throughout the nite would offer themselves up and I was particularly interested in this gorgeous blond who had been playing a bit coy, however she had her time card full as many of the customers were more than eager to go to the back w/ her. Well she finally stopped by and I suggested that she may be a bit out of my price range when she replied that no she wasn't and we could work something out. ~~
~~We proceeded to the back where she said that 100 would get me anything I wanted- it started with her undressing me and then herself. She then managed to grab hold of my cock and masterfully work me into a state of bliss. I suggested that I might like to taste her and she was very happy to oblige. As I was licking her she reached around and starting jerking me off. She then ask me to lick her ass hole which sent me right into the next galaxy. I suggested that it might be wise if we finished things off and she bent over and sucked me until I came. Her name is Valeria and she apparently works on a random basis but always on tues and fri so if you get the chance to be in sf do stop by the eagles on market and enjoy the delights of Valeria.~~ ~~ (Review # 5458)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri Apr 26 2002 Submitted by: A Nasty Man
I recently stopped by Susu Spa and saw a great lady named Liz. Unlike a lot of other reviewers I'm interested in kinky sex, not girlfriend sex. The girls at Susu tend to be older and nastier. Liz is about 5'10" Vietnamese. Since I have been there before she doesn't waste time talking about a massage, does anyone ever get one in this place? First thing she does is strip down to black thigh high stocking and high heels takes drink of hot tea and start giving me a blow job. It felt so good I almost shot right then. I then had her sit my face and ate her out for awhile. ~~~~ Then I got down on all fours and she strapped on dildo and fucked my ass, slapping it while she did it and talking dirty. Then we switched positions and I lay down and she fucked my ass facing me and I hugged her with my legs. It felt great! Of course turn about is only fair so we switched to her in doggie style and I rimmed her for a bit then started fucking her pussy after a while it was time to switch to her asshole which was much tighter than her pussy. We changed position a few more times and she finished me off with a great blow job while she played with my nipples. I skipped having a golden shower this time but she's always willing to do this. Whole thing, room and girl cost only $130. ~~ (Review # 5344)
- Sacramento Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Apr 10 2002 Submitted by:
Highly recommend the Idun massage parlor about a block from Eastern and Marconi in Sacramento - my favorite of the four girls is Ange, though Cynthia is good also. The other two are new, no data from me yet. About an 8 and a 7 respectively. They give a good firm massage as well, and give exceptional service. Good attitudes, very pleasant to be with.~~~~Used to go to Beach Tanning. but much prefer Idun's now. (Review # 5272)
- San Francisco Strip Club Review Dated Added: Fri Mar 22 2002 Submitted by: SFguy
I'm a frequent visitor to the nightlife of San Francisco and have a few observations that might be useful.~~~~The Market Street Cinema offers some possibilities for getting sucked and fucked. It is hit or miss though.~~~~My favorite by far is a Filipina dancer named Maya. I've encountered her three times and each time was great. She is very pretty, very erotic and best of all friendly. On one occasion I ate her to a crashing orgasm. I'm certain it wasn't fake because she allowed me to eat her for at least 20 minutes with her responses slowly building to a climax. After she recovered a little she settled onto my cock and gave me a delightful fuck for another 20 minutes. She seemed happy to receive only $100 for all of this service. ~~~~She has been there long time and the management often uses her face and name in their advertisements.~~
~~Just recently (like 2 weeks ago) I had a good encounter with an Indian girl from Singapore. I received a bareback blowjob for $80. She was also very friendly and easy to do business with.~~
~~Not all experiences have been good. About a year ago I was attracted to a thin Japanese girl (wish I could remember her name) and was totally ripped off. She promised to give me a blow job but didn't even let me touch her while she gave me a psuedo lap dance in one of the private rooms. You might be able to recognize her by a description of her personality. She seems to be friendly as she approaches you but there is an edginess to this behavior that should tip you off.~~
~~The entrance prices of the MSC have been increased recently to he point where I might go elsewhere despite the experience with Maya. $18 to get in the door and then another $15 to get back where the real action is getting to be a bit much. The Dot.com boom is over.~~
~~For those of you who like TV action (which I also enjoy) there is no better place in town then Diva's. The Friday and Saturday night activity is worth a visit just to watch. Getting good action is also hit or miss. Most of the TSs want $150 for a blowjob but usually you can get anal for that price with the right girl and good negotiation. I usually can negotiate down to $70 for a BJ. ~~
~~Avoid the TSs who pressure you to take them and are too over the top with their behavior. They always seemed to be the ones who give the worst service. There are many that are low key and friendly and almost always these are the better choices. As always make sure you work out the services before you pay.~~~~I prefer the girls that just dress up on the weekends to earn a litter extra money. Not the permanent TSs. They haven't developed the professional ripoff attitude.~~ (Review # 5195)
- San Francisco Strip Club Review Dated Added: Tue Mar 12 2002 Submitted by: ezfuntime4u
Mitchell Brothers - This place is still great after all these years. All the local cab drivers know the location. Place has a steep cover charge of $40...but when you get inside...its all worth your while. ~~~~I was visiting a friend for his 30 B-Day...and decided to take a break and get release at Mitchell Brothers. There are 3 principal rooms - Main Room for Burlesque style dancers...Movie Room for XXX Movies...and "Dildo Room". The game is easy...$20 for entrance into a private booth...well worth the charge...then $100 bucks will get you a full contact lap dance and blow job....for $140...you can really score with penetration...don't worry...the dancers are all equipped w/ Condoms.~~ ~~This place is no bullshit....the girl gives you a dance...ask if you are a cop...if the answer is NO...then its off with your pants, condom on your dick, slow BJ...XXX-style...then full penetration...just remember to layout $100+ on the chair...and all its implied.~~ ~~Can't wait to return...Ashley, Antonia, Shelia, and Erica...made it worth the $600 for the hr...4 girls..4 loads blow...WOW!!! (Review # 5158)
- san francisco Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Mar 04 2002 Submitted by:
On a trip to SF last month, stopped by Nob Hill Lingerie, just a few blocks from Union Square. Had a terrific time. My girl was Victoria, an early-20 African-American with a terrific round butt and great perky tits. The cost was $50 for a 40-minute session, plus I tipped $150 for the best bj in my life. She was very generous in letting me touch her anywhere and suck on her beautiful brown tits. ~~~~After I came, she gave me a nice back rub and then climbed on top of me for a little dry humping. She seemed to love her work, and even gave me a card with her cell phone for when I'm back in town, in case she's not working at the shop that night. She can expect a call! (Review # 5128)
- San Franciso Strip Club Review Dated Added: Wed Feb 20 2002 Submitted by:
Just visited MB and had a great experience. Entry fee is $15 before 12:30 pm. Pick out a girl, about 8 and went to the private room, $20 for the token for 5 minutes. I negotiated for $100 for hand job and also finger the chick with latex gloves. Not cheap, but buy did I have fun. The hand job was OK as regular curtains have been replaced with see through drapes, they put in a small table in the rooms for some privacy and was hard for her to move around. Although is is not cheap, considering all that is going around this is about as much fun one can get safely. (Review # 5064)
- San Francisco Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sun Feb 03 2002 Submitted by: Svengar
Stopped by the Market Street Cinema to have a nice time. I met a luscious dancer named Dallas who was a girl who could not say no. I had a great time and will definately go back to visit Dallas again. Overall this place provides a great atmosphere for great lap dances and plenty of extras in the Sin City area which has private booths. (Review # 4989)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Jan 05 2002 Submitted by:
Empire on O'Farrell. I agree 100% with others' positive reports. Tried it recently. Excellent service and attitude. Lovely girl who took wonderful care of me, best I've ever had. Nobody did or said anything that made me uncomfortable. It *was* a bit odd seeing a couple of other guys passing through (one in the shower stall next to mine, one glimpsed heading down the stairs), but I was comfortable enough that it didn't matter. (Review # 4872)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Dec 12 2001 Submitted by: Turkey Tim
Susan's is on Larkin near Post. Despite the Caucasian name it's an Asian parlor. You are buzzed into a waiting room where a series of ladies introduce themselves. I chose Julie, a Vietnamese about 30 with long legs and small breasts.~~I paid a $50 door fee and we went to a room containing only a bathtub and a futon on the floor. I stripped and Julie started giving me a cursory massage, face down on the futon. The room was so cold I was shivering and Julie had to go get an old electric heater. ~~Once the room warmed up we started again. Julie spoke poor English but tried to be pleasant and the massage was nice. When I rolled over she asked if wanted anything else.~~~~We agreed on $160 for 1/2 and 1/2 and some tittyfucking. Julie rubbed her little breasts and nipples over my penis till I was hard. Then, of course, the condom had to go on. I like the 1/2 and 1/2 reversed so Julie straddled me and rode my cock for a while. She was tight and enthusiastic. After wiping her juices off the condom, Julie put me in her mouth. Her head was excellent and I came quickly.~~Julie removed the condom and gently cleaned and dried my penis. I love that. It' so much nicer than those girls who just throw you a towel.~~I'll rate Susan's a 4 for facilities but an 8 for friendliness. Julie gets a 6 for looks and body and an 8 for sexual performance.~~ (Review # 4772)
- Walnut Creek Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri Nov 30 2001 Submitted by:
Grace Body and Skin Care is in a very clean,newer facility in upscale Walnut Creek. I paid $70 for an hour session. A Korean attendent named Menow(?) gave me a great body shampoo in a shallow tub of warm water. Because of the name, the 10 p.m. closing and Menow's brushing off my suggestions she undress or do more than wash me I was worried the place might be legitimate.~~~~Not to worry. When we moved to a massage room Menow asked what else I wanted. We agreed on $120 for 1/2 and 1/2.~~The sex was OK but hurried. Menow allowed me only a quick suck of a nipple and then on to some brief covered sucking. The fucking was pretty good. She was tight and I did her missionary and cowgirl style.~~I'd give Grace a 9 for facilities and friendliness. Menow would get an 8 for looks but her sexual services rate only a 3. ~~ (Review # 4713)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Nov 15 2001 Submitted by:
After reading many reviews on this site, I decided to go to a massage parlor for my first time. I chose the Golden Flower Spa on 2nd St in San Francisco. I must say that even though I spent $200, it was well worth the experience. ~~
~~~~I met the mama-san at the door and she asked if I knew anyone here. I actually said no and she was a little leery about letting me in, however, she did. I looked around the room and there were about 12-15 girls sitting on the bench. They were all great looking! I signed in and she assigned my 'masseuse' to me. Her name was Chris(sp) and she was gorgeous. About 5'3", around 100 lbs, beautiful face and hair, and was wearing a long, slinky dress. She took my hand a led me downstairs into a private room with a bed, couch, and shower. I was surprised at how nice the room was. She told me to shower and that she would be back in few minutes. I took my shower with great anticipation. I got out and went to the bed and waited for her to come back. She came back and was now wearing a very short and silky slip. I knew something was up. ~~
~~~~She started one of the worst massages I have ever had..of course, I have many times been in the hands of real massage therapists, so I could hardly expect a comparison here, since I didn't really come for the massage. After about 5 minutes of this, she stood up and asked me if how much I knew about the Golden Flower and if I new what they did here. I answered yes, mentioned the words 'full service', and was then politely told the proper process.
~~~~She said that when she left the room, I should have put the money on the stand next to the bed, so that the girl would know what I wanted. There is a sign posted on the inside of the room door about the taboo on sexual services, so I think that they prefer to not have any actual words spoken about what you want. I paid her 50 for the massage and 150 for the full service. I read on the site that some people negotiate with the girl, but hell, she is doing a service and what's the difference in 25 or 50 bucks. You might as well pay the requested money and get the best service. ~~
~~~~She then proceeded to take of her slip and I was in awe! She had an incredible body which I would easily rate a 10. I couldn't find a single flaw. She was slim, rock hard, not an ounce of fat, had beautiful breasts and nipples, and a small, firm ass. I could have looked at her for the 30 minutes and been happy. ~~
~~She then started on a different type of massage. She started by rubbing the soles of my feet with her nipples, working her way up the rest of my body doing the same. She turned me over and massaged by dick with her breasts. This was great! I was touching her, but she did not seem interested in me spending time playing with her pussy, so I left that alone (even though I was paying her, there was no reason to force myself in ways that she did not want). She then did the condom trick, putting the condom in her mouth and rolling it down unto my dick. Even with the condom, she gave great head. She asked if I was ready and I elected for some more head.
~~ It was a beautiful site to behold, watching her in front of me and in the mirror next to the bed. When I was ready, she got on top of me and fucked me while up on her legs...I love this. We proceeded to fuck in a number of positions, her on top, doggie, missionary, her on top facing away from me. Now unfortunately, I was a bit nervous and having a problem keeping it hard, but she was great with me. She would take me out and rub me all over her pussy, telling me to watch her in the mirror. Eventually, time was getting close to done, so she decided to finish me off with her hand, which in my current state was the best thing to do.
~~~~Actually, this was very cool. She took off the condom, got some baby oil, stood over me with her ass and pussy in my face, and started the hand job, talking to me all of the time (she did a lot of dirty talk...acting, but still fun). I played with her clit and pussy lips and got pretty excited. I gave her the squirt that we were both looking for and that was it. She finished right on time!~~
~~I was really pleased with how she really spent the time trying to give me a pleasurable experience. She was sweet and sensual. I paid my money and got what I paid for...not like many strip clubs where you pay and get nothing. ~~
~~~~I definitely will not be seeing any strip clubs again. It's easy to spend over $100 in strip club, I'd rather spend the $200 and go the Golden Flower. I am truly amazed as to how these business flourish in San Francisco and how much of a hassle-free and comfortable experience it was. ~~~~~~ (Review # 4609)
- San Francisco Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Oct 30 2001 Submitted by:
Prices.. Gentlemen.
~~First Off, the prices at MP's in San Francisco are already high enough. I have read the reviews, specifically on Empire Massage parlor in SF. Please be advised, if you are from out of town or do not know any better, the normal price is 140.00 for everything. It maybe different for Asians vs. others. If you did not know, Asians do not, I repeat do not, pay more than 140.00.
~~~~ Furthermore, we do not pay, Ever Ever Ever, pay up front. We pay at the end... What am I getting at..you people who pay more than 140.00 or pay up front-are making it worse for everyone.. Think about it.. there is no product made, there is no cost of production, manufacturing, that number is arbitrary, and lets all keep it low. Asians and others should pay the same low fare..~~
~~~~High price buster~~ (Review # 4537)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Oct 20 2001 Submitted by: Joe Client
Empire Massage Parlor (400 block of O'Farrell) is great. $60 cover charge, then $200 for oral sex & intercourse.
~~~~Rainbow Massage (461 Bush St.) is pretty good as well. $60 cover, then $120-$160 for oral sex & intercourse. This place is in the alley near the Hotel Triton.~~~~ (Review # 4474)
- San Francisco Strip Club Review Dated Added: Mon Sep 03 2001 Submitted by:
LUSTY LADY SF -- I visited this peep show, first of all don't bother with getting quarters since all the machines take cash. In general the women were the worst looking compared to any strip club in sf. There were several standard video booths, but the main attractions are the live shows through the glass. There is one main room where you go into a booth the size of a small closet where you can go and as long as your window is open they rub their crotch unenthusiastically. The best part of the club is the private pleasures booth where a girl will do various shows for you, depending on the price. The entry is $20 for a 5 min nude show, and by the time I left I think I spent around $70 with about $60 in the private pleasures. For the price I would just recommend a standard strip club. Girls: ( 3 - 4) / 10, Overall - 3/ 10. (Review # 4272)
- San Francisco Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Aug 22 2001 Submitted by: bobb
I don't know whether or not this place is still in business, but years ago I had a horrible bait-and-switch experience at Green Door Massage, and never got more than a massage. Unless you want false promises and no action, don't bother. (Review # 4202)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Aug 16 2001 Submitted by: Minnesota Mike
Susan's Massage is on Larkin just west of the Tenderloin district. Despite the name it's an Asian place - I think the girls are Vietnamese. Door fee is $50. I was given a selection of 3 girls to choose from. There may have been more girls available but I liked the 3rd one I saw. Her name was Julie, about 30, taller and bigger chested than most Asian girls.~~Julie took me to a room containing only a bathtub and a futon. After a very cursory massage we negotiated a price of $180 for half and half plus some tittyfucking.~~The futon on the floor wasn't comfortable and the room was cold but the sex was pretty good. Julie didn't hurry me and she was friendly and pleasant. I'd give Susan's a lukewarm recommendation. (Review # 4158)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Aug 11 2001 Submitted by: anon.
I’ve enjoyed the site, and thought I’d contribute accounts of my recent (July 2001) experiences at two massage establishments while visiting San Francisco: Empire on O’Farrell and Golden Flower on 2nd.
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~~I went to Empire at about 8:00 on a Friday evening. I was a little worried about encountering a crowd, but if there was one I beat it by coming at that early-ish hour. The building looked cramped and a little seedy. I rang the buzzer and was immediately buzzed in and greeted by a middle-aged lady with a big, friendly smile. She asked if I’d like a massage and led me through the cramped hallway past the small area where five or six young women were sitting on a sofa. They all made eye contact and smiled or quietly said hello. One was feverishly putting on her makeup, either just coming to work for the evening, or, I wondered, touching it up after it had been smeared in a scenario that I enjoyed imagining. Attractive ladies, but no incredible knock-outs oozing sex appeal, I would say. The lady showed me to a room and said that a girl would be with me in a moment. I quickly said, wait a minute, could I please indicate which girl I would like? and she said, “Oh! You want to choose?” like this was some kind of unusual request. But this was not any problem at all. We just walked the four or five steps back to the girls and I chose a slender, ivory-skinned, long-legged girl, rather tall and not voluptuous, with shoulder-length hair. (I’d spotted her on the way in.) She was wearing a short dress but was not made up like a whore. She acted absolutely delighted that I chose her and walked with me back down the hall, introducing herself as “Mimi.” After a rather dingy shower I went back into the room, which was appointed with a narrow bed and not much else. “Mimi” appeared shortly, and we began to talk. She was friendly and quite chatty. She gives a pretty strong massage, too, partially with her feet as she stood on my back. She said that she was 26 and from Hong Kong, as were the other girls at this place. Somewhere in our conversation I asked if I could massage her, and she thought that was pretty cool, so we switched places. Later, after she was massaging my back again, her hands began inevitably to wander down my loins, and she caressed my ass and stuff. She bent down to my ear and, whispering, asked if there was anything more I wanted from her. I was only interested in a HJ, so through pantomime we established that she would remove her dress and massage my awakening buddy. A very fast negotiation got her $90, less than she first indicated to me, but perhaps ten or twenty dollars more than I could have gotten away with. After I came, she sat close and wanted to talk some more, wanted to know about my love life, which was kind of odd but I didn’t mind. After awhile she massaged my back a good ten more minutes, which felt great. As I was getting ready to leave, she told me that as of the next day, her name would be “Kathy,” simply because she liked that better. She walked me to the door and gave me a big hug and a kiss before I walked out. I never saw another man while I was there. I thought she was just fine, and I would go back to her if I was in the area again.
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~~Then there was Golden Flower. I went kind of late in the evening, probably around 10:00. The building is upscale and attractive from the outside, like an expensive Chinese restaurant. I rang the buzzer and an irritable, paranoid voice came on the intercom asking if I was a member. I should have just lied yes, but I said something else in kind of a fumbling way. The lady said, “well, we’re a club only for members.” Just then another guy showed up and said this was a bunch of bull, and he rang the buzzer and said something and then we were both buzzed in. In the small entrance the unpleasant, paranoid middle-aged lady of the intercom voice quizzed me about my last visit. I made up some story about it being over two years ago and I saw “Jade” or something. She acted like it was a tremendous pain to even have to look at me. Finally she let me into the room where something like 10 or more women were sitting. They were all Korean, made up and dressed slutty like whores or porn stars, some talking with each other, some reading, etc. Since the place was busy, I thought I’d sit down and just take this in for a moment, and see who might be returning to the lineup in the next few minutes. But the mama came back and hassled me at least twice in five minutes to get on with it. This was pointless and irritating, because they didn’t have any rooms available anyway. There was one tall stunning girl with the blackest hair ever, who smiled and made eye contact but another man picked her up before I made up my mind. After awhile my attention settled on a demure, perhaps younger one sitting off to the side playing with a gameboy. She was cute, and seemed shy. I say “seemed” because it looked like she was kind of flirting, staring at the computer game over-intently so that she would not have to look up and make eye contact, and it seemed kind of sweet. Shortly, I learned that it was because she really likes the computer game. We began to talk a little, and she said that she had named herself, and quite aptly I would say, Yo-Yo. Then she turned her attention to the much more important computer game she was playing instead of her client sitting right next to her. I should have bolted right there. Well, making a short story even shorter, Yo-Yo finally showed me to one of their beautiful, clean, spacious rooms, I showered, she came back in a skimpy red thing, and gave me a so-so massage. I tried to make conversation with her, but she wasn’t really playing. The only really good part of that was when she walked on my back and mercilessly cracked it with her toes. After a while, she said, “Well, there you go, thanks for stopping in,” or something similarly lame. In spite of everything I was still a little bit interested in a HJ, but she dropped her jaw in fake astonishment and offense when I euphemistically suggested that I might like to tip her if she would continue to “massage” me. She said that nothing like that would EVER happen in this establishment, or some shit. Also, as we talked about it, her English got worse and worse, which was totally transparent because half an hour earlier she had been speaking with English as good as mine. The best I can say for her is that she saved me some money that night, because all I was out was the $50 for the door. So: Classy house, huge lineup of hot women, but crappy experience for me. What went wrong? Perhaps I raised suspicion by not acting too familiar with the place right at first. More likely Yo-Yo is just ditzy, xenophobic (I’m white, but very clean-cut and sober) and in the wrong line of work. Would I go back? I might go and finesse the mamasan better and try my luck with another of the girls. But beware: There is some bad service to be had at this place. (Review # 4133)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Jul 14 2001 Submitted by: THE FONZ
I have visited a few different massage parlors here in SF. The last one I visited was Nikki's massage and saw a girl named Tina. Her looks are ok -- she is short and thin. After massaging my back for a little she asked me to turn over and asked if I was interested in anything else besides a massage. I said yes and we agreed on a price which was $80 for 1/2 an hour. I asked if she would do bbbj and she agreed. Some of the girls at Nikki's will do a bbbj but some won't. You have to ask otherwise they will use a condom. If they say they don't ask again with a couple of the girls it will take asking a couple of times before they will do a bbbj. The bj was good but not great; the sex was also good but not great.
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~~I have asked at almost all of the parlors I have been to if the girls will do anal, and have not been able to find any. I have read and been told of girls that do but by the time I have visited these places the girls don’t work there anymore. (Review # 3974)
- San Francisco Street Action Dated Added: Thu Jul 12 2001 Submitted by: Tanya
I am an ex-hooker who still lives in the area. The gentleman with the business in the Polk/Larkin area (which is where I live and where I used to work) is pretty much telling the truth, sad as it is to see. There has been an exodus of so much of what we think of as the "interesting" element of San Francisco, as rents have gone up so high no one can afford to live here any more unless they can pay $900 a month rent - that's for the rattiest apartment in the worst part of town! Prostitutes - female ones, anyway - are very scarce around here. The ones who look very obvious about it (dressed in "hookerish" garb) are mostly narcs, especially if they are aggressively approaching passing cars. When I used to work the streets in 1991 (I went by the name "Tanya" and was sort of a low-key hippie/punk/boheme type) I would be a bit more subtle about it - the real hookers walk around the blocks in figure eight patterns slowly, looking like they're minding their own business (which they are...really...) They will notice you though if you drive around the block a few times and smile at them. When you pick up a girl don't ask the price right away. Offer to give her a ride. Take your time and get to know her - it WILL make a difference. Try to conduct business using hand signals whenever possible - this cannot be tape recorded and will serve a double purpose: you run less risk if SHE is a cop, and if she's not one, you make her less nervous.
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~~If at all possible do not get blow jobs in your car - there's really no safe place to park in San Francisco any more. Spend the money and get a room at one of the chain motels - there are several on Polk Street, and it will be worth the extra bucks to have the relaxation of knowing you won't get hassled. Plus the girl will appreciate it. I can tell you it really counted for me - I would be much more likely to spend time with a customer who got a room than with one who would not. If you can't afford a hotel go to the Hot Tubs on Van Ness and Washington - they're about half as expensive plus you can bathe her in water first which may be a good idea considering a lot of the girls live in hotel rooms without private bathrooms! Final note, regarding drugs: Virtually all street whores in San Fran are either crack heads or junkies. You're much better off with a junkie than a crack fiend. Crack heads are much more compulsive about their habit and also have to stop what they're doing and suck the "glass dick" - very annoying. Crack addicts will be edgy, flighty, twitchy, lick lips a lot, be overly paranoid instead of merely cautious. Most junkie girls will look perfectly normal, maybe a little sleepy-eyed. (Review # 3962)
- San Francisco Strip Club Review Dated Added: Mon Jul 09 2001 Submitted by: PHIZ
On 7/2/01 I visited the Market Street Cinema and was very impressed on the format they have there. There were approx. 20 girls, some good and some not so good. Most were pretty aggressive, but then again, that’s how any good salesperson should be. They have a cover of $16 to enter and another $18 to enter the private area. I was offered $60 for a BJ by “Fantasy”, a very stylish Puerto Rican. She delivered on her proposal and I found the entire experience to be rather smooth. One interesting note is that the girls seem to like to play with your dick as they are selling you what they want to sell in the strip area. I was told by another patron that there are some rip-off artists, but you just need to be very specific when negotiating. (Review # 3946)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Jul 03 2001 Submitted by: Dogs In Heat
Rainbow Spa located near the entrance of China Town. Usually four to eight girls to choose from, mostly Asian girls -- too bad I could only afford one! The hostess was very nice (usually they're not!) I choose this girl Soda, that's right Soda, and I gave her a pop! After taking a shower she gave me great massage. At the end of the massage she removed her nightie and what a sight for sore eyes! She has a nice set of tits and oh, what an ass! She then turned me over and started to lick and suck on my balls. Next she ran her tongue up and down my shaft while I ate her sweet pussy. Her pussy really got wet when I started to finger her ass while I ate her. At this point my cock was rock hard and ready for some action! She wanted $200 which included the $50 house fee, but I paid $180 for everything. It was well worth it! (Review # 3918)
- San Francisco Street Action Dated Added: Tue Jul 03 2001 Submitted by: anon
The street action in this great city is really pathetic. At one time, a multitude of voluptuous females crowded the streets, especially at night. During the day, very fine and discreet females could be found in the Tenderloin. Now, there is very little action during the day and finding something that is desirable is a rarity. These streets are now dominated by some of the finest TVs in the country. By the looks of the cars that circle Larking, Post, Sutter, and Polk on Friday and Saturday nights, these "women" are doing more than just making you do a double-take. (Review # 3912)
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