- Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Jan 04 2004 Submitted by: Sir Frances
The last several SF reviews have been negative or obviously fake ("I just had to try XYZ who is getting great reviews").
I go every few months to SF AMPs and I hang out with people who go a lot more often. Avoid the tourist traps! Don't go to Green Door, Springtime, Susans, Blue Sky, Thailand, or Paris. They will play games, haggle, overcharge, and provide mixed service at best.
Instead, go to Dragon, Empire, Kings, Lee's, Rainbow or Golden Flower. They have standard prices ranging from 150 (the first two), through 160-180 (the next three) to 180-200 (the last one). With most, you can get away with 150, except the last one.
Dragon is in a safe location near Union Square, on Mason. I always pay 150 total, never any haggling. The girls have a good attitude and most of them C cups (though not always original parts). Last time
I saw Mikki, who is less than a C cup, but she is very slim and has a nice tan. I think she's Thai. I took my shower and started to get hard already in there! When she came out, I simply handed her her 100 (50 already paid to mamasan) in a no-nonsense attitude. She was going to start with a massage, but instead I undressed her and started caressing her. I was now rock hard! She sucked on a condom and I had to tell her to slow down, or I would have come way too fast! Since she is a little spinner, I put her in my favorite spinner position: in my lap facing me, and sorted of lifted her onto my shaft. Oh, what a moan I let out! I then tried to control the pace, but she wiggled with her little flat butt so much that I only lasted a few minutes.
Empire is on O'Farrell near Taylor. The neighborhood starts to get shady, but not as bad as a block west on Jones (avoid Jones). I've only been here once, but Sandy was such a superfriendly girl! The shower is semipublic: You have your own stall, but it's not in the room. I glanced out over the curtain and got eye contact with a cute girl. This was Sandy that had been assigned to me. She talked a lot, made me feel comfortable, and got me off just fine riding on top with me gusto. I hear Chanel is another gem, who also had very large breasts.
Kings, formerly known as Goldfinga, used to get poor reviews, but not the last two years. They have a jacuzzi for an extra 10 bucks, where you can caress your girl! I went in the mid-afternoon, and the selection was poor: four girls, only one to my taste (small). So I had May: friendly, slighly chubby, and no haggling at 150 total. I hear from others that Ruby is a fantastic "girlfriend experience," though prepare to pay 180 or so. And later in the evening, there is much more to choose from. This is in an alley (Jessie?) just, half a block from Market Street, I think just off Third or Fourth Street.
I went to Lee's on Mission, near 9th Street. This is in "SOMA" the SOuth of Ma
I haven't been to Rainbow yet, but it gets mostly good reviews. It's a block away from the Chinese gate which marks the southern entrance to China town: on the alley Harlan, just off Grant. This is a very safe neighborhood.
Golden Flower, finally, is where I cut my teeth on Asian girls. It's on 2nd street, near Folsom, also in the SOMA. Very safe. I have fucked at least 10 girls here. If you're non-Asian, 200 will get you no haggling, 180 will result in a little haggling, but still good service. Girls are 70% Korean. You walk in to a large lobby (tell mamasan you've been there before), and often over 10 very pretty girls will hang out on the couch! Later in the evening, the rooms may be full with other happy fuckers, so after you pick a girl, you move to the intermediate lobby and hang out. Often there are Asian guys hanging out here, chatting with girls. When I end up here, it's a good opportunity to start feeling up the girl, though she may have some limits here in public. Then it's down to the room. You take a private shower while she goes to change dress and bring a condom. Are you in the mood for a massage? Let her do it. I usually just start caressing her. Usually there is no kissing, but one Thai girl went deep and French with me! (I know, don't make it a habit.) I got hot really fast. With her, I put her down at the edge of the massage table, then lifted her legs up, while I stood at the end and entered her, porn-movie style. Ah, what a position! I stood there, watching my Johnson slip in and out, faster and faster... You know... I think this review is getting long enough. I need to go do something...
There are several massage parlors I didn't mention, because they get mixed reviews. One to be aware of is Nikki's on Sutter, just one block east of Polk. The neighborhood looks a little shabby, but it's safe. Nikki's is bareback heaven, for those who don't mind picking up diseases. I do mind, so I only went once, and kept my hat on, thank you. But I had heard so many people rave about Tina, a petite, cute girl with a supertight twot. And oh, was she good! I called ahead to make sure she'd be there, and she seemed to appreciate it, because she opened the door and took great care of me. 150 total, and she offered a second pop, though I usually don't get it up for that. If you're into cute, the only other girl there is Jennifer, who is more businesslike. The others, supposedly, have great technique and attitude, but are older, close to 40, and bigger boned. This place is all Viet. Usually all BJs are bareback automatically, and they don't always agree to bareback entry, but if you are a repeat customer, she likes you, she's in a good mood, or you take too long to come, it's apparently okay to take the hat off and slip and slide directly on her juices. Not recommended for those who want a long and healthy life. I've been with some 40 girls, always covered, and I never caught a thing.
Enjoy your stay in San Francisco. Don't get taken for a ride. I mean, have a happy, slippery, wet ride. God gave as a penis to fuck with. He also gave us plenty of Asian cuties to fuck. Do it!
(Review # 8126)
- Strip Club Review Dated Added: Fri Dec 26 2003 Submitted by: irontruck
Checked out MSC in SFO quite a few times. YOu can get fs, head or a hj for 120, 60 and 40 in the sin city section.
Be careful of the ripoff though, there are quite a few. Some of them negotiate head, but will let their hair down over you and try to get by with a hj. I've had a few fights over this with the girls. It's not going to change anything but they should know when they think they are bullshitting.
One ripoff to be careful of is Dakota, she seems like a bomb with big tits and a good bod but stay away. Generally roams in a white t-shirt.
(Review # 8073)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Nov 12 2003 Submitted by: Chasindaddy
Well its not easy deciding to give a review to my favorite place in San Francisco. I hope that it does not create too much notoriety for the place but here goes..........The Golden Flower on 2nd Street is just great. I have been going there for a few years and I never had a bad experience. You ring the bell and get buzzed in and then you sit on the couch by the door and there before your eyes is a plethora of absolutely beautiful asian girls. The place is clean beautiful and so nice... Sometime 15 sometimes 35 all at least 8's.........thats right all.
Now you pick one out and you then sign in and then she takes you downstairs to a private room with bed and shower.The girl tells you to shower and she will be right back. I always give $200.00 at this time and never try to talk them down. Why bother for 20 bucks who cares. The girl returns and then I get a great massage the she rolls you over and then it all begins...... Unhurried always pleasant always smiling and so so so sweet ... I wish I could marry them all.. Yum Yum Great full service with condom but you don't notice them putting it on.. I think I was with every one by this time.......Check it out and enjoy. (Review # 7871)
- Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sun Oct 19 2003 Submitted by: Older Wiser
Great looking girls. Do not let them take you back into their private rooms. Cost $120 just to dance even though they suggest they will do more. Will never go back. (Review # 7740)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Sep 23 2003 Submitted by: disappointed
I was in San Francisco about a month ago and went into a MP on Stockton Ave called the Green Door. The place looked fairly standard and the fee was $60. The oriental lady takes me to my massage room and tells me to wait.
After waiting for ten minutes, the ugliest looking woman in the world came in to give me the massage. I thought they had to be kidding. The lady was about 40yrs old must have weigh about 190 and was about 5'11''in height. She looked like a witch, we her nasty looking hair and her big nose. I was completely disgusted but didn't know what to do. She offered me fS to which I said NO WAY.
I was lucky enough that my cell phone rang and I made up this whole story about a friend of mine and how I had to go so I left there running. So people AVOID this place at all cost it is truly NOT WORTH IT (Review # 7598)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Aug 12 2003 Submitted by:
Was recently in SF on business for a night, and thought hitting an AMP would be a fun idea. After reading some reviews here, I decided to try the BlueSky and ask for Yoko, who has gotten so many great reviews. So, I went down to that part of town and parked near the BlueSky. All I can say is YUCK. This is a really seedy area, with beggars, drug addicts, transvestites, and run-of-the-mill street trash everywhere. I think I walked about 100 feet from my car to the BlueSky, and was harassed 3 times. While none of these people appear dangerous, just be mentally prepared for this type of experience.
Anyway, after all that, Yoko ended up being busy, and the girl answering the door was really unappealing (tall, manly, reminded me of the transvestites I just saw on the street). So, I walked around the corner and visited SuSu's AMP. There, I paid $50 and was introduced to a nice looking Vietnamese woman named Susan. She was 30ish, about a 6 or 7, and 5'5" with nice big fake tits. She took me to a scroungey room with a tub/shower in it. There I took my own shower, and she returned after about 5 minutes. She gave me a pretty bad massage, then flipped me over and asked me what I wanted. I told her "everything", and we negotiated to a price of $100. She gave me a decent BJ, no condom, then stuck the condom on and proceeded with some very uninteresting sex. So uninteresting in fact, that I couldn't come. She asked me if I wanted to fuck bareback, and I said sure. So, she rode me for about a minute with no condom, and I then pulled out and blew all over the place.
In summary, it was a pretty lousy experience -- $150 for a sub-par massage in a seedy room, and boring sex with an average girl. With all the AMPs in SanFrancisco, I cannot believe this place is still in business. In two words: GO ELSEWHERE. (Review # 7354)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat May 03 2003 Submitted by: Horndog
~~~~I went to see Mimi at Susu; she goes by the name Vicky also. Susu is a modest establishment and not well decorated; it reminded me of Indochina. The mamasan tried to push one provider to me, who looks about 50, for oriental, this means she is about 60. I looked into the room, and there were about 5 women age ranged from 30 to 50. I guess Mimi is about 40. I was going to walk, but what the hell. Her oral and hip skills are very good, and the massage is good also, but not excellent. She wanted $200 to do it twice; I only gave her $100 for once. Mamasan wanted $50; the bill comes to $150, not a good value for an oriental massage parlor experience. Mimi told me she would do twice for $150 next time.~~~~ ~~~~Since I am down there, I went around to survey the landscape. Mimi and Tina our all time favorite are still at Nikki; they do have outstanding skills. Nikki also has Mickey, a fine voluptuous Vietnamese, she told me she used to work at Golden Flower, and Michelle, a housewife type. Sun Spa still has a fine assortment of young fine Orientals from various countries. Golden Flowers still has young Korean models with pretty face and heavenly body in sexy attire. I think the going price is all about $150, which makes Susu not a good value. Incidentally, there are also the Tenderloin street actions, which I don’t even bother to check out. From my experience, they are usually whites and blacks, or druggies, who turn tricks to make a few quick buck. I think that is where we feel the bad attitude. The reputations of these establishments are pretty accurate; their quality is as predictable as the fast food chains. When we rate just about everything else, this forum completes the package.~~ (Review # 7184)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Sat May 03 2003 Submitted by: warthog
I simply had to have the anal queen Drew that keeps getting those hot reviews. She does have an ad in the sf weekly, with her phone listed there. Called her and made an arrangement. I was clear about what I wanted. Her asshole. She says, 250. Cool. She arrived 10 minutes early dressed in tight jeans & t-shirt. Huge tits. What a marvelous butt on this one. I could see why all the fuss. I paid the girl, told her I wanted her on her knees sucking. ~~~~She was so pleasant and happy. Got down on her knees and sucked bareback, taking it deep until she gagged. Looks great, her blond head bobbing away, drooling down her chin. I almost shot in her mouth. She asked me if I wanted to cum in her mouth or in her face. No, I said; get that ass up in the air! Buttfucked her hard and fast for as long as I could. Her asshole is so tight. She moaned and talked dirty, finally she screamed "harder!" I popped then, ramming her face down into the floor. WOW! Never got to her pussy, her mouth and ass were just too good. She overwhelmed me. What a body. What a nasty mind. Next time (tomorrow) I think I'll let her eat my load. She is the anal queen.~~ (Review # 7178)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Apr 17 2003 Submitted by: Sweetdick Willie
You may have noticed in my last two reviews, I appear to be fawning over one AMP in San Francisco (BlueSky) and one Massagee-girl in particular (Yoko). There is a reason for this praise because last night, Yoko outdid herself. Unquestionably, Yoko gave me the finest massage and greatest GFE I have ever had. To go back again would dilute the memory so, yes dear friends, this is my last review of BlueSky and Ms. Yoko. ~~~~Yoko met me at the door in a tight, gold formal dress (opera dress?) that made her curves stand out. I quickly got undressed as she was drawing my bath water and I gave her a small hug as she was bending over. She leaned into me and gave me a BBJ as I was waiting to get into the tub!!! I then got in, she joined me in the tub and gave me another BBJ. I got out of the tub and as she was toweling me off, she gave me another BBJ (I almost came three times before I even got my massage. The massage was, what can I say, superb. ~~ ~~I flipped over on my back and closed my eyes. As she was giving me my fourth BBJ, she slipped a toy up my ass (What?!!) which was totally unexpected and blew my mind. We then got down to business, I did her missionary, she let me finish her off Greek. I came and came and came. She then continued with her massage culminating with a fabulous head and facial massage. We cuddle for the longest time and then she started to titfuck me. ~~ ~~~~She said she was still horney and asked if I wanted a second ride but I had to pass as my back was killing me. Back to the tub and some more fooling around. I got dressed and she gave me a can of coke to send me on my way. I was half way down the street before I realized I didn't even pay for the massage, let alone her "tip". I had to force the money on her!!!~~ ~~Yoko is not ugly but not pretty, (rating a 5.5/10), she has stretch marks on her stomach and she is typical Japanese (short and stocky). HOWEVER, I have never had a woman who tries harder to please a man, I have never had a better massage and I have never had a better girl friend experience (GFE) even with girlfriends/fiancées than with Yoko. Yoko, you will never top this session hence, I must seek greener pastures and other pleasures. Yoko, you made the earth move for me last night. Guys, be good to her!~~~~ ~~I am off to Mexico (TJ) to sample the chicas at Chicago Club/Adelitas. Review to follow in May. Until then, Wrap that rascal and hide the remote!!!~~ (Review # 7097)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Apr 07 2003 Submitted by: hornylover
Springtime Massage Parlor. 451 O'Farrell St.$55/50 minutes. You enter & the living room feels very cozy , the place feels nice & comfortable, gives you the feeling you're at home. Inside there were 6-8 beautiful Asian girls, the man told me their names & let me choose. I chose a girl named Tracey. I went into the room, gave her $55 but immediately she offered $300 for full service - i thought ths was odd, considering she barely spoke english but could say that very clearly. ~~~~The massage was horrible, I got a BJ with a condom for 5 minutes which was horrible, then she got on top for 10 minutes before telling me it hurt so she finished me by giving me a hand job for 30 min, I complained to her why she only straddled me for 10 minutes, she replied she was HIV Positive & didn't think it was safe. I didn't come back to see her, I came back another time to try another girl - Jenny. nice young girl who had a nice set of tits & knew how to take care of me, knew what she was doing & never rushed. I paid Tracy $260 but only had to pay Jenny $200 but it was well worth it.~~ (Review # 7046)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Mar 22 2003 Submitted by: oldguy
Susu Spa is small and not at al plush; so was not expecting anything special : However, after the usual fee for massage, I was led to a tiny room to undress or a shower by a friendly Korean woman by the name of Mimi. She said " I am good !" Well, to make it short, I was not disappointed. After a great massage she went " around the world " I said " I forgot my Viagra" She said " with me you don't need Viagra". She was not kidding. Best Ever encounter at an AMP. At age 69 came twice! Will return when my Social Security check comes in. (Review # 6986)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Mar 04 2003 Submitted by: Bubba
I've appreciated the help this site has provided me, so I want to return the favor. ~~I make occasional trips to SF and have been successful at AMP's and at MSC, though I wouldn't describe any as great, and some were pretty funky.~~~~Last week, I visited the Golden Flower (which I'd never seen before because I have always been on foot so focused on the Tenderloin). GF is at the East end of Market and South a few blocks, at 2nd and Howard. ~~ ~~There was no "Members Only" sign at the door, as some posters to this site have reported and I was promptly buzzed in after I rang the bell. No sneering mamasan greeted me (as has usually been the case at AMP's), but I entered a room that had an L shaped sofa with 12-15 absolutely gorgeous Asian women in foxy outfits, legs crossed, smiling and looking very happy to see me. This was really heaven on earth, and I just said "Wow" a couple of times. One of the girls asked if this was my first time and I lied, "No, you are all just so beautiful",~~to which they all giggled. ~~ ~~So I asked if I should just choose someone (because I have read that the mamasan does that), and they all giggled and nodded yes. I was worried that the mamasan would bounce me or something so I asked, "Who is happy?", and they all giggled again and said," we all are". So I asked who is the happiest, and one girl raised her hand and called out. ~~ ~~That is how I chose Rose. She is 5'7 1/2" and in her 4" heels stood nearly 6 feet tall, much taller than me. She said she is Japanese/Korean and is absolutely the most beautiful woman I have ever seen and is definitely a 10. She took my hand and led me to a room (of which there are many) and after closing the door asked me to take care of her before she took care of me. I lied again and told her I paid $140 last year. She acted surprised and said last year it was more than that, and said the rate is $170 plus tip. I told her I only had $170 total, and asked what I should do. She said ok, and left the room with instructions for me to undress, which I did. ~~ ~~Rose came back in a nighty and without any bathing or shower began to give a nice, though cursory backrub, walked on my back, and did some really cool body twisting that definitely got my energy flowing. She then instructed me to turn over, and began to blow me while straddling my head with her nighty draping around it. Rose lowered her pussy to my face and it was a near religious experience to see her labia and her oral action at the same time- I hardly knew what to look at and kept raising and lowering my head to see everything! ~~ ~~She had the cleanest pussy I have ever had my nose close to. I was so tempted to totally eat her but just could not go there. I did allow my nose to massage her clitoris. Did I mention heaven yet?~~Rose let up on me and then sat on me facing away and humped for a while, then turned 90 degrees and humped so hard that I almost came until I had to make her quit. ~~ ~~When I told her to turn over she misunderstood and offered me her ass, doggie style, but I was afraid her legs were too long for me to reach, plus, I was dying to see her face while I fucked her. She really is beautiful, and from every angle. I came that way and Rose cleaned me up and asked if I wanted to shower and she left me on my own for that while she left the room. ~~ ~~She returned to hug me and to ask me to see her again, and let me walk out on my own. ~~The minuses were that there was no bath action, I had to pay $30 more than the $140 people talk about, and that she has breast implants. I prefer natural titties, even if they are small.~~The big plus is that I had wonderful sex with the most beautiful woman in the world who happens to be very sweet, which was worth a lot more than $170 to me! ~~~~ (Review # 6933)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Feb 12 2003 Submitted by: santa
I had to try this blonde whore Cameryn after reading her reviews here and elsewhere. She is all that! Great body, pleasant personality. Very hot. Very nasty. ~~~~She came to my hotel and I took her in her ass. It was great, she really got into it, even barked like a dog with her ass in the air. Great fuck. She started me with a fantastic sloppy bareback suck job, then on with the hat and some good missionary fucking before she flipped over and presented her marvelous ass! She fucked my brains out.~~ (Review # 6844)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri Jan 24 2003 Submitted by:
Checked out the Golden Flower for the first time tonight. I was very impressed with both the selection and the service. If it hadn't been an AMP I would have almost rated it a GFE. I will be regular there, for sure. (Review # 6749)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Jan 18 2003 Submitted by:
The Sun Spa on Geary blvd. in San Francisco offers reliable full service for about $150-$180 total. The ladies can be very beautiful and enthusiastic. I have had many a good session at this place. It is my favorite massage parlor in SF. I go there 1 time a month and they never seem to remember me so always tell them you have been there before. If they ask for a name make something up like Hannah or May or Choi or something like that. They usually treat me right with full on nipple sucking, ball licking and even fingering my butt. Most of the time I even get a great massage. Have fun. (Review # 6715)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Dec 25 2002 Submitted by: Sweetdick Willie
I soothed my desires with Yoko at Blue Sky Massage on Larken Street. Yoko is Japanese and has kinda gone on the skids since Lennon died. She's typical Japanese in that she's short and stocky but she has nice, big (fake) tits and a delightful personality (She's about a 5.5 on a scale of 10). However, I'd match her GFE to GFE with any working girl in the city. Check this out: ~~~~She drew my bath and THEN JOINED ME in it after I had soaked for 15 minutes. Yoko doesn't do this for anybody, only for clients she really likes. She washed my dick and then gave me the SWEETEST BBJ imaginable. I had to beg her to stop!!! We towelled off and then she gave me a 1st rate massage. Screw the sex---Yoko's worth the price of admission just for the massage!!! She lightly touched me and I knew it was "time". ~~ ~~Since this is not a stroke mag, permit me to summarize: She BJ'd me, I reciprocated with a rim/eat-out via dental dam. I got her soooo hot, she insisted on missionary, I begged for anal and she accomodated. Then she completed her massage (we went over 1/2hr!!!). Total Out the door= $200.00 but that includes the vig, tip and her services. The rest of the girls are HAGS but the place is very clean for a Tenderloin AMP. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Review # 6586)
- Strip Club Review Dated Added: Mon Nov 25 2002 Submitted by:
I live in the bay area and have visited different strip clubs. Market Street Cinema, Centerfolds, Crazy Horse. etc. I think market street cinema has decent looking girls that can give bj for 60 bucks and fs for 100 bucks. Centerfolds and Crazy Horse have better looking girls but usually no sex. (Review # 6465)
- San Francisco Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Nov 24 2002 Submitted by: blackdog
Cameryn, aka Drew. Blonde bombshell.Tits and world-class ass.Tits are fake, but lovely. Perfect ass, thighs, belly. Ok face, pretty eyes and smile. Sexy as shit! As she says, "I'm a ho". She's all ho fellas. She's rated in redbook and has ads in the sfweekly. Called her and set up meet. She came to my place dressed to kill in mini skirt with a slit, fuck-me glass heels, tank top. We had agreed on 300 for fs, including greek and a bareback bj. I just had to nail that ass! She gave me deepthroat head while on her knees, then I had her stand and bend over so I could buttfuck her. She eased onto my cock, got it all the way in- then she went wild! Best buttfuck I've ever had. Ended with her down on all fours, ass high screaming for more! Couldn't believe how hot she was! I rested up, then she got me hard with a slobbering bj, taking my cock all the way down her neck. I put her on her back and pounded her until I came. Great fuck. Truly nasty. Can't wait to get her again. (Review # 6459)
- San Francisco Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Sep 30 2002 Submitted by: bigblack
Recently saw a hot blonde name of Cameryn at her place in San Francisco. She has an ad in the sfweekly, other review boards. Called her, set up meet. She greeted me in a short, tight skirt with a slit...an almost open shirt. Tanned, unbelievable ass & thighs on this one. She's not beautiful, but that body! Nice little place that she shares I guess. She put on some music and stripped after a bit of "getting to know you"; she was once a stripper and it shows, she knows how to take it off. She peeled out of her clothes, got down on her knees and gave me one of the best hummers I've had in years. This slut can suck cock! Bareback. She slipped a condom on, stood up and bent over. This was what I wanted.She grabbed her ankles as I took her in the pussy first, hard, then buttfucked her as hard as I could. She screamed and moaned, kept talking dirty, saying how much she needed it!I've never had greek this good. Her ass is so tight.She just gave it up and really got into it. I pushed her down on all fours and finished her hard doggystyle. Hot, hot blonde pornsex. Very nasty girl. She's got the mind and body of a true pornslut. 250. Next time, soon, I'll be more patient and eat that shaved pussy and put her on her back for some serious fucking. But with her ass, this whore is built for buttfucking. By the way, she deepthroated my 9 inch cock. (Review # 6217)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Sep 18 2002 Submitted by: 10'Freak
Susan's Massage. Used to have one beautiful girl that was really into her job, but now she gained weight, has bad skin, and rushes. The place is worthless now, but you can expect to pay 200 for full service. Go for Golden Flower instead. Mostly hot girls, much better service, and much better facilities. (Review # 6161)
- San Francisco Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Sep 07 2002 Submitted by: Steve
Decided to spend some time in the windy city for a little fun. Started with a walk down Market St. and checked out the MSC. The place seemed pretty nasty and there were several guys waiting to get in. They kept saying, "Cashier come back". Anyway, apologies to fans of MSC, but the place looked to me like you would get a disease from brushing against the wall! ~~~~Bailed out from MSC and spent some time at the Crazy Horse. Very nice atmosphere and packed with pretty girls. The best deal was a 20$ lap dance. Lots of attention and although it was a "clothed" lap dance, I still got T & A flashed in my face. The girl pressed hard for a private naked room dance and she promised I would leave happy, so I paid the $80. What I got was a nice naked lap dance (she was naked anyway). I was invited to play with my self, but I told her if I was going to have a date a with Rosy, I could stay home! Left the booth with a sweet hug and a hard on.~~~~Took a pass at Mitchell Bros, where the cover was $40 and ended up at Empire Massage. I opted for a massage and a HJ. OK massage, hot stuffy room, OK HJ.~~ ~~My one other experience in SF was last Spring and I went to Little Darlings (terrible -- not even a descent lap dance) and the Golden Flower Massage. The GF was far and above the most outstanding experience I've had. A very nice clean room, pretty, enthusiatic lady, and superb massage.~~~~I am still anxious to try out the Mitchell Bros, but I think in this town you could spend a lot of money and still go home with a hard on.~~~~ ~~~~ (Review # 6095)
- Strip Club Review Dated Added: Wed Aug 28 2002 Submitted by: HornDog
Market Street Cinema is a sex emporium as they advertised it. Much have been said, I am here to put in my two cents. I wonder why the cops have not closed this place yet, because you can get laid in the back room, which cost another $10 to get in, in addition to the $19 entrance fee. The price is from $20 for a lap dance, which the girls will get you off, $60 for a BJ with condom, and $100 will get you laid. You can also play with the feature star for $100 and up. ~~~~ The only thing I don’t like about this is no privacy. Everyone knows what everyone is doing, and you can hear what is going on the next booth. There are a lot of commotions. The girls just run an assembly line of getting guys off. If you can do it, you can play with a lot of girls after you examined their goods, but it will cost. For the price, escort or massage parlor will give you more privacy.~~ (Review # 6031)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sun Aug 25 2002 Submitted by: Anon
After reading the many reviews, I decided to go to the Golden Flower Spa at 2nd and Howard Streets because it was close to... (never mind). Anyway, saw the members only sign and rang the doorbell anyway. They buzzed me in through the first door and then the second door. After I entered, I noticed the bank of video monitors through a little room to the left of me. I proceeded to sit down and they said pick someone. Since it was brightly lit, there were about three girls there, all very pretty. I couldn't make up my mind!
Finally, the mama-san picked one for me. I sign in the guest log and we head downstairs. After we get inside, Sandy asks me if I have been there before. I say yes but that it was about a year ago. She asks me what I paid last time and I said $140 for full service. She said the price has risen to $150 and if that's okay. I reply yes and then learn that, that also includes the massage/room fee. After a quick shower and a cup of hot tea (why do they always offer you tea in a place like this?), she proceeds to massage me. This was one darn good massage. She then proceeds to do her business. It felt kind of rushed because she was all business and seemed to want to get back out on the floor. All-in-all, a very nice and very clean place. Would go again. (Review # 6006)
- san Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sun Aug 11 2002 Submitted by: Sweetdick Willie
Ever since my beloved Normandy in Berkeley, CA (AMP) was shut down in March 2002, life was almost not worth living. Tammy, 30's, Asian, Vietnamese, Rating (7), gave the most incredible massage in my life, better yet, the sex was totally GFE!!! She will be sorely missed as will my gorgeous white ladies Tiffany (7), Michelle (8) and sometimes Luxie (8) (a tight beautiful, long legged white girl who acted so distant, it was like screwing a blow up doll. Oh Well!!!).
I am currently going to Blue Sky Massage, located in the middle of the toilet (Larken Street) in the Tenderloin. The place is small but clean and they have Jacuzzi bath tubs in each room. According to Jayhawk, the most fun is Yoko and I agree. Yoko is a late 30's petit Japanese woman (5) with large (fake) tits and a nice smile.
This is what she did to me on my second visit. I hopped into the tub, she got undressed, hopped into the tub with me, soaped up and rubbed up against me just like they do in Thailand. Incredible---I will never use a bar of soap again!!! She toweled me off and gave me a very good massage (1hr=$50.00). After a while, she lightly touched my ass and my balls and I knew it was "time". Having left $120.00 on the table, there was no need to negotiate; she immediately proceeded to give me head. I then whipped out my secret weapon (a dental dam) and ate/rimmed her to near ecstasy. She then got on top of me to ride me cowboy which I hate. I then suggested Greek which I never tried before. To my surprise, she said my rimming put her into the mood and she got on her knees and put it in. Damn those Asian women are tight---it was as if I put my dick into a coke bottle!!! I came and came and came. Then she gave me a massage!!! I am coming back!!! (Review # 5926)
- San Francisco Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Jul 23 2002 Submitted by: Sir Frances
On the recommendation of another WSG poster, I went to Susu in the Tenderloin. It was disappointing. While the girl didn't complain about the $40+$100, she was chunky and passive and just plain boring. Vietnamese, perhaps 35.~~
~~I like Sunflower, also in the Tenderloin, much better. This is on Jones, probably the scariest street in the Tenderloin, but get there before 1 a.m. or so, because then there are lots of people out.~~The first time, I had a tall skinny Vietnamese woman, pretty and friendly. I think her name was Julie. I offered $100 (on top of the $40 or $50). She looked shocked, saying it's always $150, but I just smiled, and so did she, relenting. The room had cool Vietnamese art and color lights -- very pleasant. ~~
~~I showered, she came in, I undressed her, and started caressing her right away. She rode me for a while, a bit loose in the vagina. Then I did her doggy style and came with fortissimo. She had great attitude. Afterwards, we snuggled and chatted.~~The second time, I had Jenny, a tall Chinese around 30, with the beginnings of chunkiness, but still pretty. She was extremely friendly, didn't haggle over my $100, and gave me her life's story. Her pussy was a bit "fluffy" -- I usually prefer the petite Asian ones, but the sex was good enough. This was almost a girlfriend experience.~~~~
~~The third time was after 2 a.m., and the traffic cops were ticketing during this no-parking time. I parked on O'Farrell, planning to walk the half block, but a gangsta-looking guy approached me and started talking, so I fled back to my car and never made it.~~ (Review # 5807)
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