Hey everyone...Keep the reviews coming. Been checking the site, and decided to step up with info of my own.

I noticed a couple people mention HOU/Imperial, formerly located in South Gate/HuntPark on Firestone. Well, It's now located in Montebello, off of Pomona Blvd, next to 60 Freeway. It's now called "Sarah's Health Massage," or something like that. If you are heading east on Pomona Blvd, it's before QC's on Garfield. But you would need to make a right turn on one of the smaller side streets, then head down a back alley, because that's the ONLY way to get to the place.

Once you goin east on the alley, you'll have a cinder block wall 2 on your right, and you'll enter on your left side, through a pair of open gates. Remember, this is if you are goin EAST, like towards the Montebello Mall. Reverse it if you are goin west.

Alright, enough with the geography crap.

Down to business: First off, I am proud 2 say, I had the privelege of visiting HOU back then, and I've been to Sarah's recently. And let me tell u guys, I've NEVER been dissatisfied. Most of the girls stayed wit 'Sarahs' including a couple of smokin hot Asians, and a MILF-quality latina whose name I keep forgetting. Standard procedures for the AMP: I recommend paying your basic $40 to get in, then you are showed to a smaller than average room, where you get naked, and then wait for your girl.

Try to let mamasan know first if you want the rice or beans, & she'll tell you who's in tonight. Last time I visited, I had the xxxtreme pleasure of being serviced by a latina, mid 20s, banging body, tits 2 die for , and get this: She seemed genuine with her demeanor. She spoke to me, using my first name(points 4 her), and let me have my way with her: 69, tittie fun, anal, cum swallowing, the whole shebang. Guys, this has not been embelleshed one bit. I'm trying, for the life of me, to think of her 'name'. What I do know is she told me she's there Mon-Thu, until 9 pm or so. She's about 5'8", long dark hair, a few small tats and several peircings. This took place earlier this year.

Bottom Line: If you are around the EastLOS area, & need a little pick up (maybe after a rough night @ QC's) come on over to Sarah's: They'll do you right...& left...and up & down...inside out...till your cum cums out...YEAH BABY!!!!

There are some pretty nice sw's in Prairie St, from Imperial highway to Century, about 3-4 on weekdays and 6-7 on weekends. Most girls are 7-8 ranked and most have their own place to go.

Rates vary from 45 forbj and 65 for bj & basic sex, and 85 for what they say everything! (anal and all) but most girls will go down to 30 bj and 50 sx and 65 everything.

Also try Gage and Figueroa: maybe 2 outof 10 girls are over 30 and maybe 1 is a crack. The rest are teens and looking like bombs. Check it out around 12 am to 5 am.

The Asian massage parlor scene in Los Angeles is usually the easiest way to have a good time if you have an hour to kill. There are some strip clubs in the Valley or East LA county where you can get BJs and sex right in the club, but this usually takes a lot of effort (and usually some strike-outs) and often chunks of cash. The escort thing is an option if you do your research on theeroticreview.com and get the kind of girl and service you are looking for, but they usually take multiple calls and waiting. I would NOT recommend calling ANY escort out of LAXXXpress or LA Weekly, those alleged escorts will just rip you off and/or not be the girl you called for. Streetwalkers can be hard to find, depending on what part of town you are in. There can be a bit of a naughty thrill from picking up a girl in your car, but I'll take the 45mins of pleasure an AMP provides almost any time.

I have two favorite AMPs: Ginza on Wilshire in Santa Monica near 26th street. The other is on Wilshire just two blocks West of LaBrea in Hollywood (name forgotten). The place in Hollywood is the best. The mamasan lets me in and I act like I know what I am doing. I usually pay $60 for 45 mins and have a shower. The girl will come in and unless you request a girl by name, it is the luck of the draw. I have never had an old woman or an ugly girl - they just vary in their level of enthusiasm. I have asked to look at girls first, but they will try to steer you away from that, and just take who walks in. The upside is that the girl they sent in, has always been very acceptable. I enjoy the table shower where they wash me as I lay there. Back to the room and the real fun begins. With a girl I haven't seen before, we do the massage reaching under one another. If it is one of my favorites, we go right into the action. They will ask what I want, and I always say "everything" - the magic word. I pay $100 for the everything. Lesser services are probably cheaper but I wouldn't know. I have been to AMPs more than 20 times and have never had any of them go the "zero mileage, no extras" route.

And I even look a lot like a cop. There are some closer to the grimy tourist areas off Hollywood Boulevard and Sunset. Those probably get more scrutiny and might be more likely rip-off spots. After saying "everything", she may need to leave to get a condom. Some allow kissing. Usually bareback ball play and some shaft nibbling but the cover goes on befroe the real BJ begins. The BJs in AMPs are always covered as far as I can tell. They climb on for CG and some of the more mechanical girls would like to finish in that position. Every time I have taken charge of the situation, it has worked out well for me. I have gotten doggy, mish, etc. One room even had a sofa in it (?!?) and I used that for a fun pumping zone. The pretend massage table is good for pounding. AMP providers like it when you cum in the rubber, but my faves will also pull out for a bareback hand job finish. Then they come in with a hot towel to clean up. Good, semi-clean fun. I would say almost any AMP is a better bet than an escort. Some escorts are great, but you have to research and put in the time. AMPs are like fast food chains, they satisfy and the experience is very dependable.

There are 2 girls at this place that I saw, Brooke and Jill. They are located in Shermans Oaks, an ok apartment complex. I called one Saturday around noon, Jill was available, and asked for Sensual Body to Body Massage. She said no problem, come on over, and quoted $100. A typical 2-3 call system.

Finally got to the apartment, was let in, and met Jill. She is a 30 something tall brunette. I was offered some water, got in the bedroom, undressed, and was lying face down. She came in fully clothed, and said that for another $100, she would give me a nude massage. I thought it was all inclusive as I was told on the phone, she said that was NOT true and that if I did not have another $100, there would always be a next time.

So she massaged me for about 2-5 minutes, then asked me to turn over, gave me an average HJ. I was NOT allowed to touch her. I lost my mood at this point, just shot my load and left. Certainly will never return.

I continued at this point and noticed i was being rushed into a decision to lock in these 2 hot girls. One was meant to be russian 36 d and the other a cheerleader type who loved the russians big breasts. 500 bucks was the call and it was all included - no dancing and then tips I asked - 'of course sweety' and I said 'yes'.

So they come over, and of course the descriptions were off. Still I wanted them both. So I pay and then go to bedroom and lie down waiting for them to get together with me. Then they both stood at the bed with a look of slight boredom and said well, whats going to happen.

I didn't have any money left, other than a few bucks which would get me nothing. So they said there's not going to be much action here we are going. And they left with my money.

Don't trust these so called individuals when they sound like a rushed agency. You wont have any fun.

After reading through a lot of the posts on this message board, I decided two things: virtually all escorts are a rip-off, and to check out an AMP. But I didn't realize AMPs close at 9 to 10 pm, and it was well after 10 before I made it out to one and they were closed. So since all my brain activity had moved south to my crotch, like a moron I thought, what the hell, I'll try an escort, even though I was 95% sure it was going to be a rip-off.

FIRST EXPERIENCE #1 of 2: ESCORT So I called an escort, a very hot white thin blonde named Brea. I asked, are these pictures really you? She said, yes. She said it would be $250 for an hour. I asked if there would be extra charges, she said no, tips are welcome but not necessary. I told her "I've been ripped off before and I'm not gonna let it happen again." She says, don't worry, I don't do that, we're gonna have a great time, you'll see. I asked if she would leave the room with the money before services are performed, she said no. She said she would be over in 30-40 minutes, and like all the other reviews here she showed up in around 2 hours.

What a SHOCK, the girl who showed up was not the girl in the pictures - it was an asian girl. I had the pictures of the girl up on my computer and asked the girl "is this you?" She said (obviously) no, and she called someone and asked "why did you send me from a blonde ad?" Anyway I figured I had a pretty girl in my hotel room, whatever, so I said OK. I gave her the money, and she said "I'm not leaving" and she picked up a telephone book and put the money in it, then put the phone book outside the door for someone else to come get it, while she stayed in the room.

That took me by surprise, she didn't leave with the money like I expected, but the money left, so what's the difference? So whatever, I figured this was going to be a learning experience however it went. She sits down and asks me questions about my work & life. I tell her I'm seperated, against my will, going for a little sympathy. So she tells me to put on some music so she can dance. I do, and she does. She gets naked, tells me I can get comfortable. I get naked. She dances in front of me for around 5 minutes. It becomes clear to me that she has no intention of coming near me. I ask "are you going to stay over there?" She hesitates and comes over and sits on the bed, and then tells me lay down on my stomach, she'll give me a massage. I do... worst massage ever. Ow ow ow! I roll over and she rubs her boobs on me a little, then she stands up and asks me what I hoped would happen. I told her I was planning to get lucky.

She asked how much I had to spend. I said she said on the phone there would be no additional charges. She said that was because I could have been a cop, they have to be careful. So I look in my wallet and find $81. I ask her "Is this going to work"? She says yes, and does the phone book thing again. Then she comes over and I think for a second that things might go my way after all. She dances in front of me again, and I ask "so can I finally touch you now?" and she says, well ok, but if you get too out of control I'll leave, and you can't touch me down there. So basically all I get is a few titty squeezes and she rubs her boobs on me a little. She completely ignores Mr. Happy. She sits down and starts to MB and it becomes clear that she expects me to do the same while I watch her, and I don't, for about 5 minutes I just watch her without saying anything, just waiting... then she gets up and starts getting dressed. I asked "are we done?!" she says yeah, unless you want to go to an atm.

I said "you said the $81 was going to work" and she said "well, my tips start at $300." Then she has the gall to give me advice, because clearly I'm a really nice guy and I think she actually feels a LITTLE bad, I stress "little". She says "I think you should save your money, and try to work things out with your wife." I didn't put up a fight, what good would that do, the money had long since left the room and no doubt Bruiser was just outside. And of course this is exactly what I expected. Mr. Happy loses his brain driving priviledges.

FIRST EXPERIENCE #2 of 2: AMP The next day I go out to Tokyo Spa on Valley & Hacienda, next door to Exotica strip club. Using the advice I read over and over here, I go in confidently, with a smile, like I'd been there a hundred times. Mama-san "recognizes" me and she's so happy to see me! I say "it's nice to see you again!" She asks "you came in last week, didn't you?" I said "Yes. Or maybe it was the week before last." I'm ready to answer a question about who I saw last time, I was going to say I don't remember her name but it was a thin young lady with long black hair (like that narrows it down!) but she doesn't ask.

She leads me to a room and says "fifty" and I give her fifty, she thanks me and leaves. A few minutes later a girl walks in, she's not incredibly pretty but she's funny and energetic and that makes up for it. She also "recognizes" me and gives me a big hug. I say "it's so nice to see you again!" She says "take it off, take it off!" I strip. She grabs Mr. Happy and says hello with a laugh, I pretend to make Mr. Happy say "I'm so happy to see you" and she gets a kick out of this grabs him and also pretends to make him talk, laughing. She's clearly already having a good time. She tells me lay down, gives me an AWESOME massage, plays with Mr. Happy and the twins a few times, and asks me what I want. I say "everything." That's the golden answer.