- Torreon Strip Club Review Dated Added: Tue Mar 18 2008 Submitted by: Anon
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I ran across helpful reviews here so thought that I would contribute from a trip to Torreon/Gomez Palacio.
After reading the reviews, I went to what apparently used to be Boomerang. I think it has chnaged ownership and names and was all but closed. Only the B was glowing from the Boomerang sign, and a different sign was up inside. Don't remember the name, but it started with a B and was not Boomerang. At 11-ish on a week night there were only two other customers there. One dancer (a 3-4) finished a dance and no one came out. The helper saw I was about to leave and brought out a 5ish to say hello. He was nice, and she was ok, just not what I was looking for. I left.
I headed to Qero's (across the street from Sam's Club) and loved it. I speak virtually no Spanish, but one of the bouncer/manager types spoke a little English and was quite friendly and helpful. There were around 10-15 girls there, a few 4-5's, a few 6-7's, a few 8-9's, and a couple of 10's. It wasn't cheap, but it was very nice. The girls apparently make money when you buy them over-priced drinks. A nice, but non-sexy lap dance was 100 pesos. There were a few different tiers of private dances ( I don't recall the details of those). Twenty minutes alone in a fairly nice, private room, sex and condoms included, was 2300 pesos. It was more than I expected, but Josie/Josephine was supermodel gorgeous, was sweet, was absolutely unbelievable, and would have been a bargain at two or three times that amount.
Long story short, Boomerang was a major disappointment, and Qeros was a bit more expensive than I expected but was very laid back, comfortable, and had one or two drop-dead gorgeous girls that were more than worth the higher than expected prices. (Review # 22646)
- Playa del Carmen Strip Club Review Dated Added: Mon Mar 17 2008 Submitted by: Anon
New Headed to Chilly Willys outside of Playa del Carmen. $10 cab ride from anywhere in the area. The club is located in a shithole compound. We had to pay $25 each to get in the door. Scuzzy shithole inside too. Very dark. The girls were average. Dances were short and the girls danced until they were topless and then about 10 seconds of tugging down their bottoms. No good stage shows. Too dark to see anything. Full service if you want to pay big tourist dollars.
Lots of alcohol thought it was included in the 25 surcharge. However, when we tried to leave, the door man required a receipt. We ended up having to pay for the beer. Then grab a taxi for $10 and got out of there. This place is a big scam. Come to Canada where you can walk in for free, get a good show and only spend a few dollars. (Review # 22633)
- Irapuato Guanajuato Other Dated Added: Sat Jan 19 2008 Submitted by: Chavez
Well every year I go to Mexico to visit my grandmother and other relatives but I also have to think about satisfying my pleasures so every time I am on this great city, I like to go to the Colonia Catolica. Every taxi driver knows where this great place is located and for two dollars and fifty cents they will happily drive u there. Heck even some of the taxi drivers been to this great place, and we exchange stories about our great experience. Well let’s begin with my experiences. Well I’ve been there a total of three times.
The First time I went there was on July of 2005. A family friend took me out to find some fine cunt. So he took me to the famous colony. When we got there I was amazed so many women and ladies standing on the sidewalk waiting for horny men. Well I got off the taxi and walked checking out the ladies. I noticed this cute girl around 4'11 light skin wearing a short skirt she had nice tities. And I asked her how much for her services. She told me it was 150 pesos which is 15 bucks so I agreed to the price. She let me to her room and I paid her and she spread her legs and I began to fuck her.
It was nice then I tried to fuck her doggystyled and suck on her titties and she said it would cost me 10 dollars extra so I said OK .she took of her top and I began to suck on those nice tits and turned her around and began fucking her doggystyled 7 minutes later I nutted. I was satisfied. My second time I went there was on April (spring break) 2007. I took a cab here again. I walked down the street and checking the ladies and noticed this dark skinned hottie about a 7.By the way the last girl was an 8.
Anyways this girl had dark skinned big tits and big ass. she was 5'6. I told her what I wanted which was two cums in 30 minutes she gave the price which was 40 dollars good bargain cant beat that price. So she let me to her assigned room. And she got fully naked she was standing in front of me I grab bed her huge ass. I began fucking her missionary position then I turned her for doggystyled and I nutted. On the second fuck I fucked her 10 minutes and she finished me with a hand job. She was 25. My last experience was the best of them all. It was on October 2007.
Once Again I was in the city and I took a cab for some action. I got there and quickly noticed a solid 9 pretty ass hell she was blonde huge tits Pretty Faced. So I told her how much and she said 60 bucks which included fully naked all positions no anal and some oral sex. She took of her top and got naked those were the nicest titties I ever seen I told her that. They were huge. So she sucked my dick for 5 minutes then placed a condom in my dick and she rode me for another 5 minutes. Then I fucked her doggystyled for another 5 minutes then, all that time I was sucking and licking her nipples/titties. She was 19 years old and from Acapulco. She was worth every dollar. (Review # 22299)
- Leon, GTO. Strip Club Review Dated Added: Mon Dec 17 2007 Submitted by: Auto guy
Took some time last week to "check out" the city of Leon, GTO. in Central Mexico. I had lived in the area about 10 years ago (I speak fairly good Spanish) and wanted to see if the women were as hot as they used to be! The standard tour of the town with the taxi driver was poor as he did not know where the girls were on a Monday night. I told him to go to The Flamingo, a high class place on the west side of town. $2.00 cover and beer was $2.50 a bottle. They had about 12 girls working the place, mostly 8's and 9's with one young 10 strutting her stuff. Most of the girls were very friendly (only 1 had that hard eyed, I've been fucked by everybody, look!) and didn't push the drink thing (this was good as drinks for the chica's were $10.00 to $30.00 dollars!).
Inflation or the falling value of the dollar has definitely struck here as all the girls were asking $200.00 to $250.00 U.S. to leave for the night (the 18 year old young chica wanted $350.00 U.S.). I finally settled on this 5ft.9 inch, 24 year old "work out" girl that had an ass like a young boy, natural 36 "C" tits and a hard body from the gym time she spent during the day. I got her 3 straight whiskeys for $10.00 U.S. each as I told her I like my women a little drunk and with no inhibitions!
She said she could understand that 3 drinks were enough for her to get real loose! I probably could have negotiated a better price but it was getting late, and I was suffering from an extended Johnson from all the rubbing and attention see was giving me, so I agreed to the $250.00 U.S. because I wanted her for the whole night, and she said I was her first Gringo and she promised to "eat me up" with anything I wanted, gave $50.00 U.S. to the bar so she could leave (it was 1 a.m.). So, we go to my hotel and she was worth every cent!
Great BBBJ with attention to every little detail that I wanted for as long as I wanted and finally CIM! We took a little shower together and then back to the bed for round 2! This girl was very nice, really toned and not in a hurry about anything! Played with her pussy and got her off on the "G" spot and climbed on for a thoroughly good ride! I stuck it in without a rubber just to see if she'd let me but I back out after a couple of minutes as you need to keep that bad boy wrapped all the times. Had about 20 minutes of straight pounding from the front, then "rolled her over" for another 10 minutes of doggy before letting go with a good one! Then back to the shower for a little more soapy fun and tried for round 3!
She was willing and I wanted some back door action but she was very tight and couldn't take more than a few thrusts before begging for me to get off! As I had penned to the bed in the "lordly ass fucking" position, I asked her want I would get if I let her up! She said she would do anything but take it in the ass, so back to the shower and then back to the bed for more BBBJ with special attention to the balls and a great RIM job with her appealing a rubber with her mouth to my bad boy and her riding me like she was on a rodeo bull!
I finally slowed her down enough to get the rubber off and my dick back it her mouth for the CIM finish, then another little soapy soapy action in the shower with her and finally settling down beside me in bed for the rest of the night. About 10 a.m. the next morning she woke me up and said she had to go and wanted to know if I wanted another little round of sucky, fucky so I ask her for more oral and she gave me the works one last time!
This girl was from Guadalajara and was about the best I've had since I was last in Slovakia! Just remember, Don't get stupid drunk, Pick a good one, Treat her like a human being and don't drive too hard a bargain and usually the Mexican girls in the strip clubs that are away from the border are worth the trouble! And keep that bad boy wrapped! (Review # 22153)
- Nogales Street Action Dated Added: Tue Dec 11 2007 Submitted by: Mike D
I haven ever had a bad trip to Nogales, ever. For all you rookies, listen up. Park at Burger King for $4/ 24 hours. If you want to avoid all the BS & have yourself the finest time available here, without reading all the BS below - the best bet is Club Obsession. Very close to the border and this club always have the hottest women. I have had girls here that had fake tits, one that looked exactly like Ashlynn Brooke, and even saw one that looked 100% Japanese (her dad was Japanese, her mom Spanish). Beware all Mexican waiters/bartenders try to pull this trick- you order a beer for your buddy & yourself & they bring out four beers. They act stupid like you wanted to have two beers each. Tell them when you order not to do this and they'll think you're wiser than the average gringo. Grab a Dos Equis and just wait for one that melts your butter to appear. Avoid the private dances for $22, those are lame and you can get that crap in America anyways. Private dances will just eat your money, & then when you want to bang some exciting things you'll be broke. OK, the blow jobs in the back rooms are amazing. Likely you'll find a supermodel looking girl here to blow you for between $50-$70 dollars. If you need more adventure, read on. Across the railroad tracks you'll find the "red light district". There is also a 4 star restaurant back here called La Roca. It is okay, but for great, bargain priced food-go to the taco stand next to the railroad tracks (across from massage parlor). Don't be a wuss, you won't get sick and the food is great. Lots of gringo train conductors eat here when the train is going through customs. So, once in Nogales you might as well check out all the clubs before leaving. Avoid cover charges by befriending street guys that have cards to get you in. Just buy a beer & scope the women in each club. The massage parlor usually has a couple hotties, but the prices will drain you. It's like $40 just to get on a table, and then you start paying up for bases from there. Club 69- overpriced and might have one cute girl. This place is remodeled and you can tell they are trying to use the glamour to pump money out of you. Come on we're in Mexico, seedy dive bars are the funniest. This place can piss off. Boilero's - mediocre, you go downstairs to their basement for private dances. Women here are decent, but it is usually crowded with male pricks working there asking for tips at every turn. Cherry's - haha, on the lower corner of the street. Seedy as hell but a great place to just kick back after those tacos. women here are usually bottom of the barrel. If you buy action you go upstairs to a room that is a dump. The bonus here is that they will usually just let you chill & enjoy your drink, no pressure. What did we learn? For the sexiest women of Nogales, head straight to Club Obsession. Never a let down and close to home. Cap your night of debauchery off with some .99 whoppers or $1.49 Big Macs when you get back to the US side. (Review # 22097)
- Nuevo Laredo Street Action Dated Added: Sat Sep 08 2007 Submitted by: Anon
Gentlemen, it's time for me to give back to WSG with my post. The reviews on WSG were right on target for my trip into Mexico. They prepared me for what to expect and do considering I took the trip alone. I drove down from San Antonio to Nuevo Laredo which was a 2 hour drive. It was a simple trip down 35 South right into Laredo and follow the parking signs. Parking signs led me to an area with two parking places on the left and right. I selected the one on the right for $4 per day. This was around 4:30 pm on a Tuesday. Parking attendant said he was working until midnight but access to your car is 24 hours. It's in a fence area but not secured. I paid, parked and begin my walk toward Bridge #1. You can see the bridge from the parking area. Once at the bridge entrance, I purchased my ticket for 50 cents to cross the bridge. I think you can buy a ticket from the machine but I used the attendant behind the window. After making the 100 yard walk, I was in Mexico just like that. No problem so far. I walked by a taxi and the driver asked did I need a ride and of course I said yes to Boystown and how much. It was $10 just like advertised on WSG. It took about 15 mins and I saw the pink compound wall and I knew I was at Boystown. Thanks again WSG. The taxi stopped at the entrance where two Mexican Police stood with guns, looked into the car from a distance and nodded for the taxi to proceed. He asked where I wanted to go and I said Papaguyos. It was right in front of the entrance. You can get out at the entrance and walk to Papaguyos. As the taxi pulled up to Papaguyos, there were two females in the doorway. They looked old. My guess 40-45. Not what I wanted for my first Mexician experience. So I took the advice from one WSG review, I decided to walk around to get familiar with the lay of the land and look for a cheap door girl to bang my first one on. The first girl asked for $25 which is not much compared to US prices but I kept on moving. It was about 5pm, hot as hell, with very few people moving except the Mexican Police riding through the compound. As I walked the compound, I saw the next door girl who looked about 23-26 yrs, short, nice skin and hair. She wanted all of $10 for a quick fuck. Who could turn this down. $10 bucks! I gladly accepted, went into her hot as room with a fan blowing.
I brought my own protection. She removed her panties, put my condom on, laid on the bed with her legs wide open. Her bush was very, very hairy. Not to my liking but $10 pussy is $10 pussy. As I bang away, she only looks at me with a cold ass stare, no moving at all just like she's dead. This would have scared the shit out of me but again I read this would happen on WSG reviews so I was prepared. I felt bad but what the hell I would have paid more if she asked. She set the price not me. I jacked her legs up in the air and bang until I shot my load. Washed up in a sink, paid $10 buck and left. I went to Tamiyko to grab a cold beer and relax before going back out. It was dead in the club only management playing cards. So I drunk my beer slowly then left back into the streets to walk around more. As it began to cool off, more and more door girls began to come out. During this time, some guy tried to show me around the compound but I insisted I did not need his help. He walked with me pointing out girls telling me which ones were good fucks. Bottom line, I gave him $3 to go away. By this time, I was gearing up for round two. I walked around for awhile looking at the girls so I could pick my next lay. Most of the door girls were nice looking but not all. You will find some fat ones and not so good looking ones too. For my second one, I settled on a pretty little cutie about 5'4, long black hair, fair skin and hairy as hell. It was $20 buck for a fuck. I did her doggie-style for awhile, turned her over with legs up in the air and told her to move her hips which she did. It lasted a good while until I blew my load. I cleaned up but no sink this time. All in all, I did a total of 4 Mexicans in about 5 hours spending about $300. The last one at Tamiykos was $120 for the night and bar fine/room $45. I had a blast. I will definitely go back to Boystown in the near future. It's worth the trip and every man should experience Mexico. Happy Hunting! (Review # 20687)
- Tijuana Street Action Dated Added: Mon Aug 27 2007 Submitted by: Rory
So asking not expecting any answer has anyone that’s been to Tijuana had problems with the bar girls asking for dollars and getting demanding then trying to hit you when you refuse to give them a dollar? Well Friday I was at Hong Kong bar and this somewhat fat dancer was just wondering around half drunk asking for tips, I told her politely I did not have any dollars and move on she became rude then went to hit me I block her attempt told her get her fat ass down the ramp and don’t fuckin' try to hit me.
Well she picked some limes up off the next table and threw them at me yell fuck you to me. Well I threw some of my beer on her which really pissed her dumb ass off so she starts threw more limes and napkins at me which got her more beer. Then she pick up salt shaker, shaking salt at me that a witchy thing any how more beer for the bitch she storms off gets a waiter to come over tells me to leave he thinks its funny told me okay then leaves laughing. The bitch is inflames now though the salt shaker at me from some 15 feet away get 3 more waiters to tell me to leave I told them when I finish my beer, they try to hand me a plastic cup which is ignored 2 left one stands next to my table as I finish the beer he goes to grab my arm as if to escort me to door, "hey do not fucking touch me” he looks at me so dumbfounded. Damn to many bars I end up at peanut pretty girl and they treated me very nice. so the moral is don’t take crap from the girls there are to many just though some beer on them and leave change is a long slow process but maybe they will realize there are to many bars and whore Tj is not a one horse town. Though Hong Kong bar is in general a good place most the girls have beer bellies and are just average I have seen others having problems with this fat girls but each to his own. If you like kinky go to Bambi’s on Reve but peanuts is good place most the girls are even tempered and don’t really pressure you to buy them drinks. Handler seem to pressure customer more. (Review # 20567)
- Tijuana Street Action Dated Added: Thu Aug 23 2007 Submitted by: Rrory
Seems like every day some one goes to TJ that has never been there. And too there are those that go there and never venture off Reve. Well relatively safe the north end of constitution will get you in an area where girls work the streets about two block square, lot of talk about Adelita’s not a good place .try Hong Kong bar lesbian show and attractive girls. I like to get girls off the street, and have a bed to lay her in.
Before you go up stairs make sure you have you deal and be exact in want you want. Other wish they start asking for Mas Dinero. Todo nudo suckie fuckie. Some want extra just say there are too many girls here and more than one will take your offer. I am seasoned and some of the girls know me so know what I want and don’t argue, secret is get a regular girl and after a while she will give you an awesome fuck. Planning on this week end to be there if you like kinky Bambi club on Reve is transsexuals[hot]Club Vibs upstairs is tranny also but be careful they steal and bull shit allot (Review # 20537)
- Ixtapa/ Zihuantinejo Escort Review Dated Added: Thu Jul 12 2007 Submitted by: Anon
Went to Ixtapa with family for a wedding in May 2007. Had read previous reviews which mentioned the Strip Club Jaguars, which is actually in Zihuantinejo (a $5/ 10 min cab ride from Ixtapa). First night went to Jaguars with my extremely intox brother. We paid $10/ US to get in. We were immediately met by Danny, a security guard who speaks decent English. He set us up with a table. We were the only white guys there. Everyone else was a local. Danny told us right away we could negotiate with the girls and go in the back room for a massage and "suckie/ fuckie" The house get a $30 fee. The girls were very good mostly 7.5-8.5. My brother fell in love with one immediately and negotiated $150 plus the $30/ fee. He went to the back room and was gone for a while, I actually went back to get him after about an hour, at which point he was laying naked on the bed in one of the rooms. He said she gave a covered blow job then fucked him. He was quite satisfied. I tipped Danny an extra $10 and told him we'd be back. Next night I came back with my friend and who do we see at the bar? My brother back for night #2. I immediately tipped Danny $10. My friend picked out a girl and wanted to take her home. Danny did the negotiation for us. It was supposed to be $150+$30 house fee. But he told my buddy just to give the girl $100. We took the cab back to our hotel. Security didn’t give us trouble. He got full service and fucked her for three hours then she left. Extremely satisfied. Went back on night three. Danny was not working. We got seated by another guy who didn’t speak very good English. I got a very good lap dance but that’s it. The girls were not as good this night. If you go here ask for Danny. He speaks English and will set you up/ negotiate for you. Never accept the first offer (like my brother did) you can usually do better. Back rooms consist of a bed and that’s about it. It seemed fairly easy to get the girls to come with you to your hotel but if security at the Ixtapa hotels catch you they probably wont let the locals in, so be aware. The second night one of the locals who was drunk kept giving us dirty looks but he got a little loud and security kicked him out. Other then that no problem from the locals. The girls love to see Americans (and their $$). I think tipping Danny and being friendly with him helped our cause. (Review # 20151)
- Toluca Travel Report Dated Added: Fri Jul 06 2007 Submitted by: Anon
This is a great site and reference for us travelers of the world. I have been here in Toluca, Mexico for the past year and have found good looking girls hard to find! Toluca is an industrial town of over a million people located about 70 miles west of Mexico City at an elevation of about 8,000 feet with weather similar to high Colorado. The local saying is that the Aztecs sacrificed all the pretty girls and the Spanish never made it this high which explains why most of the girls have an Indio look. There are some strip clubs such as Travares, El Eden, Cars Bar, Flamingo and Safari where you can find 5 to 8 caliber women but the best and most expensive is the Dow Jones. This club imports girls from Europe and South America!
Most girls are 9 or 10 but the prices are very expensive for Mexico. You can easily drop $500.00 or $600.00 U.S. on drinks, table dances and lap dances without getting laid!! These girls are not cheap and want as much a $300.00 U.S. To go home with you after they stop working at 4 a.m. Much better is to go to the local Mexican Dance clubs where you can find women of all ages, shapes and sizes. You need a good taxi driver, exercise all the normal caution of a Gringo out in a strange land at night and must speak some elementary Spanish But you can find some decent pussy at reasonable prices!
Los Arcos on the west side of town is my favorite as you get some young, amateur girls, 6 and 7 with an occasional 8, from the surrounding small towns, looking to make a little extra money. The beer is cheap and the girls will leave the bar with you at any time you like. The usual cost is $20.00 U.S. to the bar and $75.00 to $100.00 U.S. to the girl for four hours in the local hot sheet motel. You must negotiate what you want the girl to do(blow job with or without, anal, exc.) before you pay your money and leave the bar as the girl will just try to give you straight sex, in the missionary position with double rubbers unless you have been specific during your discussions.
As always, you need to wrap that little devil to stay safe as HID is getting to be a real problem in Mexico (but not as bad as Brazil) along with other STD's. There are definitely better places in Mexico! I would recommend the Leon (fifth largest city in Mexico) area as somewhere away from most of the tourists where you can find some beautiful women at reasonable prices!! (Review # 20016)
- Agua Pierta Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Jun 22 2007 Submitted by: GoodOldMonger
I read some of the older reviews and I thought I would update for those of you who are still interested in Las Couplas in Agua Pierta, Mexico. I parked my trailer in Douglas for $12 a night. I headed to the border and parked my car in a public lot located on the very last street before the border (turn left 1/2 block). I then walked across the border and caught a cab about a block up the main road. I told the cab driver to take me to Los Couplas. It only took about 5 minutes to get there and I paid him $5 bucks for the ride. On the way there I told him I was going there for some action with the ladies and when we arrived, he told the gate keeper to get me a lady. I paid the gate keeper $25 for the room and he took me to the bar to wait until the lady showed up. I talked to the bar tender who was very friendly and made me feel at ease.
About 15 minutes later a very pretty young lady showed up and we went into a room through an open garage door. Very nice room and very clean with a king size bed. We talked price ($120 for 1 hour) and I could not get her to come down or give me more time for the money. So I gave her the money and we took off our clothes. She was around a 7 and was about 23 years old. Very nice smooth body with a pussy that looked like it had a Mohawk haircut. She really wasn't very warm as I tried to get her into the action by playing with her pussy and sucking on her nipples.
I tried to get a BBBJ, but she wouldn't do it without a rubber in place. Probably a good idea, but my dick was doing the thinking at the time. So I put on the rubber and she started to give me some good head indeed. It was so good in fact that I blew my load and never ended up fucking her.
All in all, it was worth the experience and the price you pay. After all, it is legal in Mexico and it would cost you much more in the states for an hour with a young pretty. I've spent more in a strip club and never even got my rocks off. So, I would also recommend this place to anyone who wants a safe place to monger that has young women at reasonable prices. Enjoy it men, and remember to treat them right. (Review # 19679)
- Nuevo Progreso Travel Report Dated Added: Mon May 14 2007 Submitted by: Prowater
I went down April 0f 2006, I kept meaning to put this review on, but anyway. Boys Town is easy to find. Once you cross the bridge into N.Progreso, just keep following the main road south out of town. As you cross the overpass headed out of town, take an immediate left, almost as if you were going to take a U-Turn. There is a walled compound in a field with lights, etc. As you approach the gate (I was there on a Thursday night.) the guard asks if you have any beer with you, I showed him my two bottles and he waved it away, I paid the $5 entry and pulled around. It was very, very slow. I had a choice of two bars one on each side and simply picked one randomly.
Inside, I had a seat, the waiter was right over, the girls started eyeballing me and there other two or three guys in the place were already drunk. I was the only Gringo, but felt completely safe and at ease. I speak pretty fair Spanish and after a short time, the bartender lined the girls up and asked who I was interested in. I picked on, and we went to the bar, paid the fee to him ($50 for room, girl and condom.) and headed back. The girl was a 5/6 on a 10 scale. There was really only one girl that night in the 8/9 level range and she was drinking and dancing with the 2 drunk Mexican men who were there, I left them alone.
This girl was real comfortable. She undressed, helped me undress and proceeded to suck me off. After a bit, we lay down and I began to kiss her neck and suck her tits. I even ate some pussy. It was trimmed, but nice and hairy like I like. She asked what position I wanted and I did her first doggy style, then missionary. She was unhurried, very skilled and very enjoyable even if she was not real pretty. I would guess she was about 30, some stretch marks from babies.
After the sex, we went back out and I bought her and her girlfriend a beer, we talked a bit, the one I fucked told her girlfriend that I even sucked her pussy. They laughed. After a while they wandered away. I was propositioned another time by the girlfriend, but I am older and it takes me a bit to recharge. So, after about another 2 beers and 45 minutes of watching the sexy one dance, I caught the eye of another and went through the same routine. This girl was shyer and gentler and much more like making love than just fucking. We talked some and she was new, not from around those parts and trying to raise money to bring her kids to live with her. Nice girl, a 6/7 and I would go back anytime.
Now, be nice to the girls, smile and tip the bartender and you can get a lot more for a lot less. I talked the girls down from their original asking price of $70. DON'T spoil this girls, keep the price reasonable. Have fun. (Review # 18847)
- Acuña Other Dated Added: Tue Jan 02 2007 Submitted by: Anon
Went to Acuña on December 29th, 2006. Hunters was full of some very fine señoritas. Going rate was 30.00 for the room and 100.00 for the girl. Some of them were worth it, but you can talk them down to 100.00 total for both. Started talking to one beauty from Monterey. Her name is Bonnie. She slid next to me at my table. I bought her a drink of course, 10.00 for my drink and hers. She started to rub my dick and asked me immediately to go to the room for the 130.00 I mentioned. I said it was too much, but I gave her 100.00 for the whole deal.
We sat and talked for about 20 - 30 more minutes and had another drink. She was wearing a long flowing skirt and tight top. Her tits were not very big, just big enough for my mouth to fit over. Her legs were long and very smooth. I started to rub on her legs and she said not unless we go to the room together. I said we would and she let me slide my finger under her panties and into her wet hairless pussy. I pulled it out and she started sucking on it. She then slid her finger in her pussy, pulled it out and stuck that sweet thing in my mouth. I was hooked we went to her room and I proceeded to fuck her in every position I could think of. Quite a dick sucker she was.
Acuña is the place to go. If you want to stay in Acuña for the night, stay at the hotel San Antonio. That is where I stay. Ask any desk clerk that is working if they will get you a woman and send her to your room. They will for a small price. Mexico pussy is the best! (Review # 16873)
- Guadalajara Strip Club Review Dated Added: Mon Nov 13 2006 Submitted by: Crimson King
Went to some of the cheaper strip clubs in Guadalajara (there are several on the way to the city from the airport on the Periferico -- Black Jack, El Peaje Table Dance).
Don't waste your time unless you are into fatties. They are pretty cheap. 400 pesos (about 35 USD) to have a girl for 30 minutes of whatever in these places. I couldn't do it and my standards aren't the highest!!! Mostly 3's, 4's, and 5's. Drinks are about 50 pesos. (4.50 USD).
If you want a hottie --- unfortunately at a strip club --- you're going to have to pay top dollar or negotiate something afterhours.
Went to Kaoz and they wanted 2000 pesos for full sex (that's about $180). That's a little steep for me in this friggin' third world country. No wonder there was no one in the place.
Private Dances are $200 peso (about 18 USD) and you're generally rushed. The doorman will ask you for a type. The waiter, too. The bathroom attendant, too. And the guy that guards the private dances. (Review # 16309)
- Guadalajara Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Nov 02 2006 Submitted by: Crimsonking
Monsieur--Estetica Masculina. I went to Monsieur for a massage and sex. (Located on Lopez Mateos 1 block south of Glorieta Minerva, east side of street). Price was $900 Pesos. ($82 USD). I was there a little early on a Monday (1 PM) so there was little to select from. 4 Girls, all with wide asses. I chose the one with the least wide-ass because I didn't want to go home empty handed. Her face was an 7, natural breasts were a 9. Ass was a 4 (too fat for me).
She Didn't look like she had any kids. Pretty standard, she asked me to undress and lay face down. She massaged my legs only--per my request, then turned me over, next asked me what I wanted. I left it up to her. She put a condom on me and gave me a blowjob--rate it a 9 very nice.
I was so horny, just after a few minutes I asked her to get on top of me. We did it with her on top, missionary, on the couch, doggie (del perrito). I asked her to finish me off with a blowjob. She agreed, put on a new condom and blew me. I didn't think I would be able to get off until she started rubbing my asshole. 30 seconds later I was done.
All in all, great sex, just a poor selection in my opinion. Clean facilities. We showered after the sex. Turns out she lives right around the corner from me. I have her number, I'm hoping for a freebie (for the price of a nice dinner). Oh yeah, I live here in Guadalajara and my Spanish is very good. No Spanish is spoken in Monseiur, but I think you'll be able to get by. I'll probably go there on another day--later to see if the selection gets any better. (Review # 16236)
- Matamoros Strip Club Review Dated Added: Mon Oct 30 2006 Submitted by: Buythatfora$
Lay of the land report. I go through Matamoros every so often and make my way to Eclipse, my friends in the area tell me I should try Envidia too, but I haven't gotten around to it. Anyways eclipse is down on 6th street across the street from a Bennigans of all things.
The only restaurant in Matamoros with equal pricing as the American side is this joint = expensive. I don't remember the exact prices as they change depending on the day. But i think cover is either 10 or 5 usd. Once inside you go past a large fish tank and downstairs. one of the waiters will seat you. The first thing that hits you is the selection of girls.
Obviously it is very dark as is typical of strip clubs. As far as the light allows they are anywhere from 6 to 8's. A mix of girls from the Matamoros area, Hermosillo, and Monterey. So once seated, they sometimes have two-fers beers night, which is a good deal. Drinks are 3 bucks and hard stuff is somewhere around 4. Boobs and butts are a plenty ( I love a good butt) so if you want a girl to sit down with you it will cost you a Caribe Wine Cooler for $12.00.
If she likes you she will drink it slowly, otherwise gulp and she is gone. Light touching is allowed and she may show you a boob or let you rub, or she rubs you. Of course, there is the upstairs where you get $5-$7 per song for a private room lap dance. A lot can be done in there, depending on the girl you can stick your fingers in holes or play with her lips.
There are certain girls that will give you VIP service. So usually if you get into the 6 song area BJ with condom is possible, but you have to check. If the girl doesn't do VIP service she will help you locate the one and you can do it with her. Fucking usually gets into about 8-10 songs, but you gonna confirm that it is to you doing the map of Hawaii. Anyway back to the wine cooler.
It is a better deal. A wine cooler of $12.00 will take you through 3 or 4 songs. While the same upstairs is only $7 x 4 = $28.00. If you are gonna be there a while, and you will be get the drink instead for her. If she really digs you can arrange for something after work and it will be more worth your while, because there girls of 20 or so are REALLY good at what they do.
Throughout the night there will be a presentation, where you buy monopoly dollar bills for a buck which entitles you to a one minute lap dance. You can get this from any girl. Those butts sure are tasty though. So for anyone who is jaded from the American clubs, once you go over to Mexico, nothing is the same. Have a good time.
Quick note. Most Monterrey girls are taller, green eyes and black hair. Hermosillo girls more like Dominicans with Nice Butts!!! Matamoros girls are the ones you see on the street hehe. If you like this report I will post more, let me know! (Review # 16213)
- Guadalajara Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Oct 09 2006 Submitted by: Cj
Eduardo’s Estetica Masculina. I went to Select (mentioned on my last post) on a Friday at 5 PM and was told by the manager that all 7 girls were busy. I asked him for a recommendation of another Estetica Masculina with full service. He recommended Eduardo’s. It is located on Golfo de Cortez, just one block from Glorieta Minerva.
I went in with my brother who speaks no Spanish. My Spanish is very good. Pretty standard, the girl tells you to lay on the table and she strips down to bra and panties. Once again, I was comforted that we were in agreement with what was going to happen. My brother went off with Vannessa and got a massage, bare back blowjob and full sex. I got the same, minus the bareback blowjob.
My whore Judith insisted on a condom for the BJ—no problem! The selection was very good 7’s and 8’s. Cost was 900 pesos each, (about $81 USD). All the massage rooms were standard massage rooms, very clean and neat. I highly recommend this place. I’m going back soon. (Review # 15889)
- Guadalajara Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Sep 18 2006 Submitted by: Cj
Select Estetica Masculina located at Ave La Paz #2246, near the Centro Magna Plaza. I have lived in Mexico for 2 years now, but I have never gone to a massage parlor. I have done a little bit of mongering in Tijuana but never here in Guadalajara until my buddy visited me last week. We went to the popular businessmen’s club Kaos and were pressured to death by all the staff wanting tips. We ran out of there frustrated. The next day we went to select and experienced a hassle free massage sex session. We arrived at 12 noon on a Friday afternoon and there were only 2 girls available. One of the girls served as the manager on duty apparently. I asked if servicio complete was available and she told me that complete service was $950 pesos (about $86 USD) —we were told that more girls would arrive at 1:00 PM, so we decided to come back an hour later. We received a tour of the place and there were clean massage rooms with private bathrooms (standard doctors/massage table). No one spoke English, my Spanish is very good but not perfect.
We came back 1 hour later and there were 2 additional girls, I’d rate them all 7’s. I took a girl named Andrea. She was rather tall, with a pretty nice body. She was about 28 years old. She took me into a massage room and I told her that I don’t have much experience with this sort of thing. She said don’t worry I have lots of experience.
I paid her for my buddy and I both as I was handling my buddy’s money because he doesn’t speak Spanish. Next, she asked me to take my clothes off and get on the table face first. She stripped down to bra and panties (very comforting because I immediately felt that she understood what I wanted). She began to give me a massage with lotion starting from my legs working her way up to my back. I’m not real big on massage, so I can’t begin to rate the massage—but who cares!?!? She asked me to flip over and she began the routine on the front of my legs.
When she got up to my penis area, the massage ended and she began working on my penis—I wasn’t hard at the time. After she got me hard, she asked me if I would like her to put it in her mouth. I said yes, she got a condom from a nearby table and proceeded to blow me. She gave me a very nice blow job for about 5 minutes. I asked her to get on top of me which she did then started the sex. She was agreeable to every position that a suggested—del perrito (doggie), missionary and her on top.
There was never a suggestion that we were on a time limit, nor her asking me if I’m done yet—very nice service. We fucked for about 34-40 minutes. I couldn’t get off inside of her, as I whacked off the night before and am quite accustomed to condomless sex with my Mexican girlfriend. I asked her to get me off with her hand. She took off the condom—lubed me up with the lotion and gave me a sweet handjob for about 5 minutes to make me explode. Lastly, we showered together. I gave here a $100 ($9 USD) peso tip.
Outside the room, my buddy was waiting for me. Since I was handling his money, I asked him if his girl was worthy of a tip, and he said “absolutely,” and gave his girl a $100 peso tip also. I recommend this hassle free place. (Review # 15585)
- Agua Pierta Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Sep 08 2006 Submitted by: Wxavierg
I've been using the World Sex Guide for about 2 years now. Thanks to all the fellas for submitting reviews. These reviews have kept me out a lot of trouble (especially in the States) Now, on to my review.
The review for Agua Pierta, Mexico is dead on for The LasCoupolas. While on a recent trip to southern Arizona, I just could not resist going down to Mexico to sample some south of the border pussy. I drove down to Douglas, AZ and walked across the border. (There is a parking lot at the last intersection in Douglas that stays open until 4:00 a.m. for a minimal fee.) Within 30 yards of crossing the border, there is a taxi stand at a four-way intersection. I told the drive "The LasCoupolas" and I was there within 10 minutes.
I pulled out a $5.00 and the driver was okay with it. I don't speak Spanish but it in not matter since the hotel attendant spoke so-so English. When I said I wanted the $40.00 room, he got the key right away. I did have to give a name for the room (of course I used a false one) but he did not ask for ID. I was then escorted to my room. The $40.00 room was great. Let me tell you, it is better looking than most Holiday Inns. After freshening up a bit, I called the front desk and asked for a "chikka" and within 20 minutes there was a knock on the door.
Now, I've been down there twice so far. The first time, I had two girls. On a scale of 1 to 10, the first girl was about a 8 and the other was a 7. Being a bit egocentric at the time, I decided to have both. Now, I'm a bit big and when I pulled it out they were kind of shocked to see my meat. (Obviously they don't get 'em my size very often.) No fear, I always come prepared with a little astroglide to work things out and I have a firm policy of easing it into the ladies. I'm out for a good time, not to hurt women (we all got to make a living, right.) Anyhow, the 8 was good. She had a little more meat on her bones and some nice tits.
After a few uncomfortable moments as her pussy stretched out a bit, she really got into it. Her friend waited on the side until it was her turn. I busted my nut and she was still holding tight. Now the 7 was a different matter. She was way too small. Even with the lube, I couldn't get her to relax and have a good time, so I gave up and had her suck me off until I came. All and all, not a bad first time. As for the price, they initially wanted $120 a piece. I eventually worked then down to $100 a piece. I know some of you are saying that that is probably way too much, but considering that I would spend that much in a strip club in Tucson and still have to jack off alone in my hotel room later on that night, I'll pay.
A couple of weeks later, I went back down. A little more experienced this time. When I got The LasCoupolas, I got Silvia (this time I remembered to ask for a name.) Silvia was about an 8 1/2. She was 33, had nice dark hair and a beautiful ass. I tried to talk her down from $120 but she would not budge. So, I whipped out the meat and said that if she can handle it, I'd pay, no problem. Silvia had the same reaction as 8 & 7, but was willing to try me on for size. Now with Silvia, I decided to go "Don Juan". Instead of just jumping on her bones right away, I gave her a hug and caressed her for a while. Then I picked her up and gently laid her on the bed.
I then slowly removed her clothes until she was naked and I laid her on her front. I then gave her a 10 minute back rub with baby oil. Gentleman, Silvia was creaming before I even got to the pussy. (Guys, my policy is, make a woman feel good and she will return the favor. Boy did she return the favor!)
By the time I got undressed myself and turned her over she was ready for me. I broke out the lube and slid into her pussy a little at a time until I felt her hips thrusting up asking for more. She got really into it. Within minutes she was cumming. Ten minutes later, I had her cumming again. I "made love" to her for who knows how long. She was so excited that she changed positions on me several time until we ended up in the "doggy" position. Finally I came. Whew!
Silvia was exhauted and so was I. She kept looking at my dick as if it was a magical dildo or something. In fact, she was so impressed with it, she took several pictures of it with her camera phone of posperity (no bullshit). Anyhow, I paid her the $120, no problem.
Since I've only go a couple of more weeks left in this part of the country, I'll be back down there tonight. Happy hunting fellas. (Review # 15516)
- Guadalajara Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Jul 11 2006 Submitted by: Stickytrouble
I work near Guadalajara. I'm from San Diego and do a lit of world traveling. I love that town. 7 women for every guy! A great strip club is the lipstick club. Sixteenth of September street, just down below the theater Degollado. Big place opens at 9pm. 30 girls. Always order your drinks and pay with exact change. never expect the drink runners to return with your change.
Ask a captain to bring you the girl you want, then take her to the back, nude lap dance, like $12, Hj, or jerk off - 15extra, bbbj 25, don’t fuck, they rush you to much. There is a cheep whore house / hotel right next door, by the bridge. I picked up a young, HOT girl right outside there that could have been a Vegas dancer, 5'3", long hair, exquisite face, 105lbs, great ass, b cups, maybe 18.
She was high as hell but I had a handful of rubbers. (double jimmy) Room for an hour $10 (real shithole), she was $20 US for the hour, best deal I ever had, - what a fuck toy. Great to watch work, flexible and tight. Funny thing was, she could not understand why I wanted to cum on her face. She smile and seemed to enjoy it. I gave her a $40 tip for her wonderful service. She was speechless. (Review # 15113)
- Mexicali Travel Report Dated Added: Mon Jun 05 2006 Submitted by: Zorro
I decided not to mess with the strip clubs in Mexicali, MX (I can do that in Nevada) so I put my money where the mouth was so to speak; That would be Bar San Diego and thank you all for the recommending it. What a relief this place was (in more ways than one).
No hustling, inexpensive drinks, very nice people and the whole enchilada for about 75 bucks. Very laid back, a medium size open bar, make your move and take your pick. The girls are average or better, all ages, a couple 8's. Hey, what do you want for 800 Pesos, lol.
On another note, a nice place to stay in Mexicali for about 45 bucks is at the Cosmopolitan Hotel on the main drag toward San Felipe. It’s been remodeled with completely tiled Baths and a small but new pool. Free full Breakfast Mexican style included. Across the street the best Taco al fresco Restaurant in town, fantastic asada or pollo plates as well as steak at prices you will not see in the states. The Street is Siera or Sierra something two words, anyway you can't miss it, as you cross the boarder bear left and go toward the airport. Take a right (onto Siera) when you see the sign for San Felipe; maybe a mile down on the left is The Cosmopolitan. Bar SD is about 10 minute cab from this area, 8 bucks or so. Enjoy Mexicali amigos, be good, and the people will treat you well. I loved the place, Peace!
(Review # 14896)
- Agua Prieta Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Apr 28 2006 Submitted by: TheBorderSnake
I have been crossing over the border into Mexico for years mainly for sex. I wrote a review about my travels to sonoita last year but I don't see it. I hope this review doesn’t get lost as well. This year I decided to take my "package" to Auga Prieta for a couple of visits. It's just south of Douglas,AZ. and across the border of course. I can't tell you exact directions on how to get to these places but I will tell you this as with any border town you will find a cab stand almost immediately after you cross over.
Now you can get in any of theses cabs and tell the driver the name of the place and the driver will almost always know exactly where to go. Now keep in mind that I hardly speak a word of Spanish. Anyway the first place I am going to tell you about is the Flamingo, it is in an area with about three other places and they all offer the came thing, Beer, ear piercing music that is so loud you will be begging the first girl that walks up to you to take you with them, sex and drugs just like most of the places in Mexico the girls are ok a little run down but ok. Plenty of girls to choose from even on the weekends.
First you pic your lady and she tells you what she wants as far as cash goes and you can bargain with her if you want but I just stood firm at 50 peso's and she took it. She then took me to a doorway outside of the bar and we went through it and paid of the man on the other side he then gave her the key to one of the rooms across(the courtyard, nothing fancy mind you, just your typical Mexican dive).We entered on of the rooms it was freezing in there but it was cold outside so it was understandable the room had a dirty old bathroom and a king size bed with a leopard patterned blanket a dresser beside the bed with a mirror and the floor was concrete no tile or carpet just a nasty site not very hommie.
We both strip and take care of business as quickly as possible as I am afraid a cockroach is going to crawl on the bed , not that I had seen any but that is how dirty it seemed. After I got done I could not get out of there fast enough. When I came out there was a fight going on between one of the girls and some guy, she apparently beat the shit out of this guy for harassing her and the policia were arresting him, lol. I don't recommend that hole or any of the others in that area.
The place I do highly recommend is "The LasCoupolas" it is one of the nicest places I have been period and I have been to a lot of places in Mexico! It is a motel but you would never find it unless you know it's there. But you can tell the driver to take you to The LasCoupolas and he will take you there and from the border. It will cost you $5.oo for you cab fair no tip required, and he will take you directly to the door of your room. When you pull up to the motel. There is a entry gate hidden by a wall from the road with a gate person there and he will ask you or the driver what you need and then you will be required to give him either $40 or $70 dollars depending on the room you want. You can choose from a single room or a suite, I have not stayed in the suites but I have heard they are nice. Once you pay the security guard walks up and unlocks your room, don't worry he is pretty cool.
Meanwhile you pull up in the cab to a garage that is just for that room pay the driver and he leaves you go in through the garage and press a button and your garage door shuts sealing you off from the outside and you go into the room through another door of course the first thing you see is a huge dome in the ceiling with a chandelier hanging from it over a bed. You want to pay a deposit later for a remote because on channel "75" you get free porn 24 hrs a day but they won’t tell you. I found out from one of the girls there. But that’s all FYI I thought you might like to know. Now you can either pick up the phone or walk down to the gate and ask for a muchacha and the guy will ask you what you want and usually they will bring you two to choose from in about 5 to 20 minutes to your room.
I recommend leaving the garage door up until after the girls arrive. Now when they get there you make your deal with whom ever you choose and I always try and get two hours for $120.oo and always get it after you decide on this you pay the man ten bucks for the lady’s cab that covers her trip home or whatever and then you go about your business order dinks from the bar or food or just get busy like I always do now every time that I have gotten a girl here I have gotten the crap fucked out of me and was ready to crash hard afterwards and wanted the girl to leave so I could of course I didn't ask her to go I just let her go when she was ready. They are always friendly and clean but always wear a rubber because you are in Mexico for god sake! Not that you shouldn't any other time. The place is clean and fresh the grounds are nice and there is a restaurant and bar on the premises. Not to mention you can get the room cheaper than you can get a blow job on the street in America. On my travel experiences on a scale of 1 to 10 it’s definitely a 10. The town of Auga Prieta is kinda dumpy like most border towns. Have fun I know I have.
(Review # 14575)
- Los Algodones Other Dated Added: Sun Feb 12 2006 Submitted by: Indomitus
If you want a safe, satisfying sexual encounter across our southern border, I can suggest no place better than Los Algodones, which is a short drive from Yuma, Arizona. I have been there three times, and my first encounter was entirely accidental.
I had gone there for dental work, and while I was in between treatments, I stopped at a bar called "El Olimpico." It turns out it is a popular destination for American tourists, and a wide range of hookers are available. Some will approach you, others wait to be selected, and the staff will be more than happy to help you out if you have a few drinks and throw a few dollars their way. The cost is $70 for a half-hour, plus $15 dollars for the room rental, which is just outside and upstairs. Condoms are always used, and the girls are both enthusiastic and lovely. It is far more relaxed and safer than anything in Juarez or Laredo. However, few of the girls speak any English, so brush up on your Spanish phrases before dropping down. Buena Suerte!
(Review # 13983)
- PIEDRAS NEGRAS Travel Report Dated Added: Sun Feb 05 2006 Submitted by: buck nekkid
Been working in South Texas and not much action so I decided to take a trip across the border to Piedras Negras Mexico. I parked at the chamber of commerce in eagle pass and walked across the bridge(.25 cents,about 1/2 mile)as soon as you get across there will be taxis that will take you to boystown for $10.00.
I saw alot of hot girls between the bridge and boystown but dont speak to much spanish and did'nt know how to ask the cabbie what was up. Besides I knew what was up in boystown! although I arrived early (5pm) I walked into the first bar that was open on the right side of the street and was propositioned immediately. I declined, and ordered a beer for $1. Another girl walked in and tried to get me to buy her a drink, she was kinda hot but I was still just relaxing and had another beer.
I walked to the next bar and had another beer and in came a petite senorita who was looking sweet and offered fucky sucky for $20 plus $1 for a condom and $5 for the room. I said what the hell and paid the bartender the $5 for the room and followed her to the back to a room where she sucked my cock till it was good and stiff then let me fuck the hell outta her.
I finished and walked down the street and hit a few more bars, had a few more beers and fucked 2 more girls. I met an american who said it was slow till around 10:30pm, but I could not stay that late cause I had to work the next morning, but I would like to go back.
I was also worried because of all the trouble there has been in Nuevo Larado lately, but he assured me it was ok there, I never felt threatened. The girls averaged from 4-7, but like I said it was kindof a ghost town this early and one bartender even offered to go wake up some girls if I wanted. I declined, not wanting to feel obligated to pay them if I wasnt interested. Overall I had a good experience and will be back. If anyone else has had any experiences in this part of Mexico/Texas please share. happy hunting!
(Review # 13916)
- Obregon Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Jan 10 2006 Submitted by: Anon
The place I'm writing about is located in the city of Obregon in the state of Sonora which is the state that is just across the border from Arizona. Obregon is located about a 6 or 7 hour drive from the border in Nogales. The place is called Geminis and I've been visiting it for a couple of years now since I'm a local to the city of Obregon.
It's quite easy to get to and if you ask around I'm sure you'll find someone to give you directions. Sometimes they even advertise in the local newspaper in the classified ads under "Services" or "Various".
The locale is very low-key and quiet, basically just a small house with three rooms and a waiting area. It's open from around 10 am to 9 pm and closed on Sundays. Upon entering a girl will greet you and ask you if you've come for a massage and take you into one of the rooms. The rooms have a sofa but the massage is given on a cushioned mat on the floor upon which a clean sheet is placed.
The girl will ask you what kind of massage you want and will tell you the menu. As of this writing the cost was 300 pesos for body massage and hand job, 450 for massage and blow job and 700 for a "full massage" which means the blow job and sex.
The girls are fair looking and there is usually 2 or 3 of them on duty, it is a small place, and you can take your pick. Sometimes there is only one there or the others are busy so you take what you can get unless you want
to wait.
One of the things I like about the place is the relaxed atmosphere and pleasant attitude of the ladies who are eager to please and leave you feeling satisfied. (Review # 13666)
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