- Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Jun 13 2004 Submitted by: Jeremy
I live in San Diego and have been going to Mexico for years so I thought I would write what I know. I'm not going to add a lot of info about particular places which is already well covered.
First of all the police. Mexican police are incredibly crooked, I've spent hundreds over the years in bribes, it's just the way it goes down there. However, they almost never are looking to bust you and every time I've been arrested down there I've somewhat deserved it. If you do get busted (for example, walking around with a beer in your hand on the streets will do it or taking a piss on a wall), be polite, be humble and eventually they'll say something like "I can pay the judge for you..." and follow their lead. If you act like an asshole you will go to jail and then you're screwed.
Last time I was there I was staying with a friend at the Hotel Pueblo for a few days. One of the maids was kind of hot, my Spanish is passable and in a hangover induced haze we were talking as she was cleaning my room (she's from Guadalajara). When I walked past her I put my hand on her ass and she didn't seem to mind. I walked past her again, put my hand on her side and she sort of just smiled. I left her a $10 bill and a note thanking her for cleaning my room. My friend (who is Mexican and has family in Tijuana) knows the management at Adelitas and promised me a good time that night. He and his friends and I went to a house in a very nice complex and they brought some very pretty chicas with us (who they seemed to know). We drank 100% Blue Agave tequila (can't recall the brand but it was excellent) and smoked Cuban cigars.
My friend brought me "Leecha" (19 years old, says she's a university student - yeah, right - killer body though), she was obviously pretty high on something and I took her back in a bedroom and she let me fuck her. The funny thing was that we were going to look at an aquarium in the bedroom and I just sort of put my hand up her dress, she was very surprised at first but then let me have my way with her. We went back to Adelitas later that evening and were very drunk and I decided for a twosome which my friend arranged for me (apparently, only some of the girls will do this and you can just ask someone there). One of them was very pretty but overall it was something of a disappointment (probably because I was drunk out of my mind; also, watch your wallet or leave it with a friend).
A few things I was told. Go early in the evening if possible, sounds bad but there's a good chance the chica you're banging was fucked by someone else earlier that night and you might as well be first in line. Second, tip a waiter there $5 and ask for help, they're happy to help you. Third, sounds obvious, but wear a rubber. The U.S. navy knows its sailors go down there and on occasion goes down there and gives $100 for every prostitute that will take a blood test. Turns out that HIV rates are around 3 - 5 % which is pretty scary.
Anyway, on my second to last day at the hotel I made sure that I was around when my maid friend came by. She didn't, another maid did. I asked her where " " was and she didn't know. I saw her later in the hotel and asked her to go to dinner that night (first time I ever dated a maid!). She said yes but seemed hesitant and I wasn't sure if she'd show up. She showed up late (turns out she has a kid) and I took her out to a very nice restaurant which blew her away. We left and I started making out with her in my car, we drove to an area near her apartment (she lives with several family members in a very small place) and I fucked her in the back of my car. She gave an excellent blow job, as good as I ever have had. I gave her a hundred spot (not for the sex but because she obviously needed it) and dropped her off near her home (she didn't want anyone to see her).
If you go the the Hotel Pueblo, look for a maid (easily the prettiest there - you'll notice her), brown hair with blond highlites, thin but with a nice rack, wears her hair in a bun and has a green salamander necklace. I won't give her name out. Anyway, if you bang her tell her Jeremy says "hola" and be nice to her.
(Review # 9331)
- Tijuana Escort Review Dated Added: Fri May 21 2004 Submitted by: Young Gotti
I was over there with my friends in the last days of April 2004...the last Friday and saturday night of the month. Wow it was packed on Saturday night. Friday had a lot of people but not as bad. It was nice not bumping into so many people.
Chicago is nice as is Adelitas. I hooked up in Adelitas on Friday. Nice looking girls. There were some busted looking ones too but most were hot.
I messed up cuz I was talking to this one cutie but I saw this other chica who was looking hotter. Me and my Puerto rican buddy were the translators for the trip. The other 4 guys didn’t speak Spanish so I had to speak for all of them.
What happened is I decided at the last minute not to go with the one I talked to first cuz of this other hyna who was so hot. But like a dumb ass I just said how much, agreed to the $60 standard price and went with her. It was a decent fuck but she put no extras in it. BJ with condom, rode me then me on her then I finished hitting it doggystyle which was nice cuz of that ass she had. But she was so business like. I went back with my friends and drank some more then went back to SD.
Saturday night it was crowded as hell in Adelitas so we kicked it at Chicagos. Less chavas but there were some cuties. This look a like of Shakira (before she dyed her hair blonde) kicked it with us then we left back to Adelitas and then finally returned. Shakira was gone but we kicked it. This blonde chava, not as hot as the one the night before came up to me and was wanting a drink blah blah blah so I bought her one.
She had these nice big titties and my friend told me to tell her that they weren’t real. She said they were and we could touch them. So me and 3 of my friends are fondling her in the club. It was hilarious.
Then she grabs my hand and says "toca mi pussy" her use of english was laughs cuz I think the only words she knew were "dick, pussy and horny". She kept saying "estoy muy horny" so I said fuck it how much? She says 50 cuz she is really horny. I say "ok 50 but only if you let me cum twice and fuck you in the ass." She said "en mi culo?" and that she doesn’t do that often but ok but I could only fuck her in the culo one time so it was cool.
We went upstairs she blew me without a condom then I pounded her ass. Then we kicked it a few minutes and I fucked her again this time in the pussy. She was worth the 50. Not as pretty as the chava from adelitas but she was nice.
Hope that helps you all out. (Review # 9128)
- Tijuana Travel Report Dated Added: Sat Apr 10 2004 Submitted by: Mr. Int'l
Went to Adelitas last night, and, as usually, it was off the chain!!! I have several regulars that I 'cut' every time I visit, but I decided to venture off the 'beaten path'!
I decided to try this 19 year old that was beautiful! She had a tight body and was very accomodating! That chicago club had a coupld 'stars' but nothing spectacular! That place is 'weak' compared to Adelitas! you can't go wrong with Adelitas! i've been a regular for a year and a half! hay chavron! (Review # 8832)
- Strip Club Review Dated Added: Mon Mar 22 2004 Submitted by: jj0183
Went to TJ for a nice Saturday night. Went to the Bolero club. Very nice place, definitely recommend if you want something more upscale and cleaner. Have a few beers and got a couple dances from "Selena." This girl was totally hot and definitely worth the money. Got a private dance for $20 in a small booth and she let me suck on her neck, shoulders, and tits. Great girl, nice place. (Review # 8672)
- Street Action Dated Added: Fri Mar 12 2004 Submitted by: jj0183
Went to TJ last night. Had an OK time for a Wednesday. Took in some hot Latina dancers at Hong Kong Club and then picked up 2 SG during the course of the night. Had a great time for about $100 US. Enjoy! TJ is what makes America great!
(Review # 8570)
- tijuana Strip Club Review Dated Added: Wed Feb 18 2004 Submitted by: whoreaddict
So i finally did it.
First of all, im a white 22 year old surfer punk who gets plenty of wonderful looking girls, but for some reason i get off on this sick shit, so goin down to TJ all alone quite the creepy experience, my favorite. Drove to border, parked, cabed over to revolution first, the driver took me to some place call black sol or something, the girls were pretty hot and i got a dance from one who let me rub all over her, twas very nice, i decided to move on after that and check out some more spots, went to some place right across from safari club that was up a bunch of stairs, empty.
From their i went to Peanuts and Beer, ive read some stuff about this place so i was pleased to run into it, went in and bought my two drink special, sat next to some scary looking mexican guys who was actually cool and let me bum two cigarettes. didnt get a lap dance cause i wasnt to impressed with the girls, it actually kind of turns me off how the old fat ladies follow the dancers around and talk to you for the girls, askin " you want dance, blowjob". i said no and refused to tip the dollar that everyone in TJ asks for. When i was in this place one of the waiters tryed the old switch bills trick on me, i handed him a twenty and he tried to say i only gave him a single dollar, i argued with him for about a minute and he got me the correct change.
It was friday night, so i decided to check out adelitas, took a cab over there and walked right in. there was like three hundred dudes to the fifty girls, but fifty girls was pretty good at the same time, cause most guys were kinda just checkin out the scene. i made about ten laps around the joint tryin to scout a girl and one finally caught my eye. she was pretty hot with big real boobs, she approached when she caught me lookin at her. asked if i wanted to go upstairs, "sixty, come on, i no rush, no rush, come on" says the whore. so i said alright and we headed up the stairs, payed the dude for the room which i think was like five bucks or so. once we got into the room she told me to give her the money and take off all of my clothes.
So i did, she put the condom on me and sucked me for like two seconds, very dissapointing, then i railed her as hard as i could, told her to go doggy, railed even harder and was done. clothes back on, not a whole lot said, probably about a six minute experience. Overall kinda weird, creepy, dirty, expensive, but im kinda into doin random sinful things every once in a while as long as not a soul finds out, kinda wish i had a buddy who was willin to cruise with me, but they would all just call me a pervert. i might go back when i really need to get a load out, but unless your really strugglin for some lovin, then i would say save the money and throw a beat at home. (Review # 8392)
- Zona Norte Street Action Dated Added: Mon Dec 15 2003 Submitted by: sexxadct
On Dec 13, I headed down to TJ after not having any luck with the SW's in the LA area. I stopped by the D'Liss Pharmacy for a $14 Pfizer Viagra (10-$100) and popped it as I left the place, then headed for the Zona Norte. I walked so the pill would have time to kick in. After not finding any previous girls I partied with, I was rolling through the Coahuilla Alley checking out the other street girls.
As I was walking past the Miami Bar, a VERY pretty callejita grabbed my shirt sleeve and would not let go. "Donde va?"(Where you going?) she said. She was an 18 yr old named Gaby from Veracruz. She was 5' and about 100 lbs. She was very tan with blonde hair, large double C's, a tight body with nice legs and no kids. Her attitude was very friendly and she was wearing a matching baby blue blouse/skirt. "Por que?" (Why?), I said. "Ven con mi"(come with me) she replied. "Yo no se" (I don't know), "Tu eres bueno in la carma?" (Are you good in bed?), I asked. "Soy mas bueno" (I am very good) she replied. "Hmmm".
I looked her up and down and said "Su mamar, mas posiciones, sacas todas ropa", (you suck, lots of positions, take off all your clothes). She shook her head up and down. "Cuanto, mija?" (how much , babygirl). She quoted me $25 + $5 for F/S. I would have been a fool to walk away from this one. She took me to the motel next to Valentina's ($5-15 min). Once inside the room, (which was freezing, so she left her top on), she showed off her deep throat skills (cbj) which was a pleasant surpise to me (most girls just lick it a few times and call it a bj). A few minutes later I was hard and ready to go. (She has her own condoms for oral and we switched over to my brand for penetration).
She layed on the bed, but I preferred doggie style. "Estillo de perrito, mija?" (doggie style, babygirl?). She smiled and assumed the position. She even reached between her legs to give a helping hand as I entered her. This girl was as tight as a drum. She has a cute ass with no stretch marks. I could tell by looking at her anus that she doesn't do anal, but I would love to try it with her. Her pussy has light brown hair, but it is well trimmed. Because I was on the clock, I had to make it fast. After I finished, she de-condomed me and even wiped my dick clean with some tissue.
I gave her $30, but next time I will pay for 30 min and spend more time with her. Some mongers often avoid Zona Norte street girls, but I prefer them. Why pay $50 + $10 for a club chica, when for 1/2 the price, you can get a street girl who is a real hottie and still have $ left over for another street girl later on. Rating her looks, attitude, equipment, skills and hygeine, I give her 9's across the board. This girl is definitely worth a follow up visit and I highly recommend her to any board members. (Review # 8025)
- Travel Report Dated Added: Thu Oct 30 2003 Submitted by: Term
My first trip to TJ was limited to three hours and gave little opportunity for more than a brief encounter. Recently I had the chance to visit for a longer period. Here is a report.
I booked three nights for $100 in one of the cheap motels in San Ysidro and parked my rental car in a fairly secure location at the motel in walking distance of the border. From the motel to the centre of TJ an unhurried walk of half an hour. In daylight I see no risk of walking, following the stream of tourists on the clearly marked route. At night, especially if less sober, take a cab back to the border.
Returning takes longer due to the passport control at the American side. Weekdays are ok – Friday to Sunday a true test for your patience.
What to bring? Cash, but not more than you are willing to spend. What you don’t bring, you can’t lose. Passport and other ID’s as necessary. Not being a US citizen, social security and health insurance cards are not a bad idea. My advice would be not to bring any credit card without a photo ID. If so preferred, bring your own condoms, too.
A word on safety. I met a young American who had to buy his way out of jail for $45. According to his own explanation, his only crime was crossing the street in a less straight line. I take that the police suspected him of bring on drugs. I had a nice conversation with a young Mexican cop. What they are concerned about, besides the security of the tourists themselves, is drugs.
Don’t venture outside the tourist area. Inside there is relative safety, police patrolling, and it is furthermore in the interest of the whole area that tourists are safe. Naturally they want your money and will tempt you to spend them, but the central area survives by tourism and has no interest in scaring visitors away.
To the girls. Taste is subjective. The street walkers (who don’t walk much) are mostly typical Mexican, short, stocky, and at times with an additional ring or two around the belly. Some are ugly, some very pretty. Some are dour. Some have very sweet smiles. In general, their service is mechanical.
Going rate (October 2003) is US20+5 for the room. If you want nakedness, add a little more. I use to add an amount up front without being asked as it usually creates a better atmosphere and service from the very beginning. And it is not much. Their service reflects their working conditions, so why not be nice to the girl. We encroach on her, not vice versa. Many of them are single mothers. The street girls are not aggressive, and it is possible to pass and walk through without being intimidated. This way you have time to make a choice or wet the appetite.
One girl I went with, Gina, was sweet smiling, slim and unusually long legged. She undressed completely and was worth the view. She turned on her side, and I entered her well formed behind. The following day we kindly waved and smiled to each other as I walked the street.
But still, Adelita seems the obvious place to go. Even at noon a Thursday, a good number of attractive girls were already at work. It is of course also a silicone Paradise. Interestingly enough, several girls approached me in Adelita and placed my hands squarely on their breasts to convince me that the content was original.
If you want the best time in Adelita, move around to avoid being cornered by an overeager “salesperson”. Though blond Isabella who trapped me at the bar, squeezed my hips with her long legs, led her ‘silicone’ test her attributes, and used her tongue to excite me, was was quite an attractive choice by all standards. If you like a long foreplay, let that part take place in Adelita. When first in the hotel room, the clock ticks. Sex with Isabella (60+11 for the room+1 for every hotel attendant visible), was quick, but intense and passionate with genuine tongue kissing. Afterwards she left, and I showered.
Another good idea. Between Adelitas and Las Chavelas is a very narrow mini restaurant. Food is ok, and this is the place to eat if you want to see some of the girls in true light. Also, it gives you the chance to observe (be polite, don’t stare) the general mood of the girl. Humorous and happy or sour and depressive? My greatest experience followed such an encounter.
I sat with my food when two girls entered and only found space at my table, just across me. They ordered and chatted and smiled, but made no passes as I don’t think that is the place to do it. I was definitely attracted to one of them, more because of personality than stunning appearance. Well built, typical Mexican/Indian features. The last day of my visit I ran into her in Adelitas. She remembered me and was evidently happy that I recognized her. We withdrew to the back of Adelitas, and I enjoyed at least half an hour of a girlfriend experience-cokes $3, beers for the girl $7+flowers or whatever you buy to symbolise your satisfaction with the girl.
Her name was Sheila. Her thigh and breasts were firm and in very good shape. She caressed all parts of my body, and we kissed gently while chatting, and her face lit up in smile and laughter. The subsequent experience in the room was sexy and intensive after the foreplay in the bar. The two days had left me in a state where I easily managed to hold back, and she rode me with rare passion. Her strong bottom and thigh made the climax incredible. Afterwards we kissed, she showered and gave me her phone number for my next visit-if I have the chance, I will see her again.
During my visit, I tried out the much recommended Peanuts and Beers. The coke was as high as $8 and the girls all over me. Tongue kissing, licking, touching my dick, bringing my finger into the pussy. If you want uninhibited vulgar sex, this is the place. It is dark, which is only to the girls’ advantage.
Another thing to try I the Aztec Massage. Only $20 for 45 minutes of genuine, non sexual massage. The girls are nice and capable, and though not sexual, nobody checks what is going on in your mind, and the touch of a beautiful female may prepare you for the delights of Adelitas or another place.
(Review # 7811)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Oct 25 2003 Submitted by: Rick
I've lived in San Diego for the last 13 years. I want to give you guys some tips on TJ.
1) Stay away from the bars, Adelitas, Chicago Club, etc. Those places are rip offs. The girls will charge 75++ and the nag the hell out of you for tips, condoms, don't fuck to hard, yada, yada, yada
2) Go towards east Revolution, down the hill from the Hotel Revolution you'll find DOZENS hot of girls that'll fuck you for between 15-20.
3) Don't park your car with American license plates in Mexico. Late at night the COPS (yes they are fucking assholes) and the pissed off Mexican youth will vandalize your car. Use cabs.
4) Don't walk by yourself LATE at night (like after 11). Once the tourists start thinning out, have your ass back in America. This is the time when the cops start extorting money from Americans. They got me for 400.00. Trust me, they are corrupt as hell.
So onto the good stuff. I was in Tijuana last week and bagged a 18yr old chick who gave me a bbbj and then let me fuck her (HARD). I fuck with condoms but when I got ready to shoot, I blasted the load right on her cunt, then fucked her a 2nd time. All this fun was $20 plus 5 for the room. (Review # 7780)
- Tijuana Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Oct 08 2003 Submitted by:
After the latest postings revealed a series of stings in the LA area, I decided to skip the whole LA hassle and took a mini-vacation South... on a Tuesday afternoon.
Adelitas by taxi was my first stop. The first reaction for anyone visiting there for the first time is “shock.” You will be momentarily confused. There are so many available and so may choices to pick from, you can’t figure which ones you want first. The girls are very nice. Though they will eventually all ask you to buy a drink, you can politely decline and they will take no offense. There are two types there, the ultra aggressive and the nice girls.
With the ultra aggressive, you don’t even have to make eye contact. They find you. They’re all over you. And if you’re not interested, they’re on the guy right next to you. Negotiation is straight forward and fast. Unfortunately so is their service. I suppose they’re working a numbers game. There is no modesty. Buy them a drink and find a place in a dark corner and the negotiations can be real interesting (and fun). On one hand, an ultra aggressive girl will take a lower price. On the other hand, they are going to rush you. They ask for 60 – 80. Their last price will be 40.
The other type is the nice girl. At most they will make eye contact and smile. They won’t even come over unless you ask them to. I waited for them to come over and they never did. Only a couple of hours later did I figure it out. Just go over and talk to them. They prefer it that way. Once you initiate the conversation they will start the flirting. They ask for 60-80. Their last price is 50 firm IF they will negotiate at all.
The bartenders are nice, and so are the waiters. All are honest. Just remember to look them in the eyes when you hand them a large bill so that they know you are sober enough know what you handed them. The only complaint I have is with the bathroom boys. I reached for a paper towel. He grabbed it and handed to me, then ask for a tip. I didn’t have change and told them next time. He calls me cheap. What a punk. Everyone who works on staff is related one way or another, yet this punk got stuck bathroom duty. Need I say more?
I slept with 2 girls. The first was an ultra aggressive vixen who spoke no English. Breasts out to “here” and booty out to “there.” She was gorgeous, but we had a real communication problem. Sort of a cold fish but in a gorgeous body and face. I gave her directions. She gave me directions. Neither of us understood each other. She reminded me too much of my ex, hence the mood was tainted by the time we got in bed.
The second girl was an opposite, both in attitude and body. Thin and light, small breasted but ultra lean. A nice girl that I must have flirted and haggled with for 3 hours, all without any sexual touching! She was fantastic in bed. We had sex before we could get all of our clothes off, when we were taking our clothes off, and after we took our clothes off. Afterwards, she called me crazy for haggling with her for 3 hours to take her to bed for 40, agreeing to 50 then after when it was all done, tipping her 10 to make it 60, the beginning price.
One interesting thing down there was a Mexican-American named JUAN that I bumped into outside the Chicago club. He was smuggled into the U.S. as a child, spent 20 years in the U.S. and deported back to Mexico for being an illegal immigrant. Juan spoke English with no accent. When you speak to him, you’ll realize that this guy is an American. His story is legit, because I have a legal background and he couldn’t have known about court procedures unless he is either a lawyer or have been dragged through the legal system. The irony is that he can’t get work because he speaks Spanish with a heavy English accent. His case in pending in the Federal Appeals court to get back to the U.S. I gave him $5. Afterwards, he gave me the whole story on the entire area with details on every club, every zone, which clubs have which kinds of girls, which nights are best, which roads to avoid, etc. How the zone is setup. What the cost of drinks are at each club. What kickback girls have to give the bars, hotels, etc.
Juan was like a walking encyclopedia on the area. You could tell him in detail what type of women you like and he’ll tell you about how to find them. Which clubs have the sleazy women, the homey women, the glamour women, and haha... the heavy women. What time they arrive. What time and on what days of the week the area gets dangerous. Where to eat and not get food poisoning. etc.
Juan usually hangs out at a Burrito restaurant across from the Chicago club. The Burrito restaurant is owned by a woman named Blanca. What ever money you tip any pushy doorman, crooked bartender, or punk bathroom boy, you should give to this Juan instead. What can I say, I want to help out a fellow American out of luck and stuck in Mexico who actually provided a real service. So if you’re new, search him out for the latest news on the land.
One last thing. Though the bar girls get regular medical checks, a single HIV/STD customer in the morning can spread his stuff to everyone by night’s end, so make sure you get a girl who is very clean oriented. If they’re willing to skip the condom, a light bulb should be going off in your head. Also, avoid using the sink. Girls use it to wash their pussies, since the showers ruins their hair.
See everyone down there. There is 1... 2.... 3.... 4 girls who I wanted to get acquainted but didn’t get the chance to this time. So long California MPs. Hello Mexico.
(Review # 7680)
- Tijuana Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Sep 06 2003 Submitted by: TheRock
I finally made it down to TJ with 4 of my buddies. A vacation to remember. After reading all the reviews, was looking forward to crossing the border. Our first night in San Diego we decided to hit TJ. We decided to bypass the cab ride and walked into town. Happy to say it was safe with plenty of cops around. Once in town we couldn't believe our eyes. Hot mexican chicks all lined up against the walls in a 2-3 block radius. Hotties from 18-22 years old with a few past their prime and worn out.
We decided to bypass these girls on the advise of a few American tourists who gave them the thumbs down. These girls charge $20.00 but then charge extra for just about everything else like a bj, taking off all there cloths etc. We decided to head right to the famous Adelita.
Best move we made all night. The place was packed. Lot's of hot mex chicas. Most were young hotties in the range of 18-23 with a hand full of over the hill and worn out chicas. But most were good to rock. The going rate here is $60.00 for 1/2 hr plus $11.00 for the room. But I must add that a few of the girls we spoke with were willing to go for less($40). My advise, be patient and work the price down. My friend and I struck Gold this night. He hooked up with an older hottie around 28. She then introduced me to her roommate, a cute shortie 22 years old with nice thick lips.
For some reason they took a liking to us and made us an offer we couldn't refuse. They invited us to meet with them after they were off duty (2am) at another hotel near club Chicago. We hit a local bar with them had a few drinks and danced the night away. They invited us back to their hotel in which my friend and I got seperate rooms ($20) each. They offered un-limited time with them and as many time we could rock their world, all for $60.00. No I'm not making this up. Like I said, we struck gold. I gave my shortie $70 for providing the full girlfriend treatment. We left the hotel around 9am. What a way to start a vacation! (Review # 7486)
- Tijuana Strip Club Review Dated Added: Fri Sep 05 2003 Submitted by:
I just wanted to let everyone know that goes down to Adelitas that there is a new club that is really good also. It is brand new and almost across the street from Adelitas. As you come out the door from Adelitas it is across the street a little to the left. It is called Mermaids and it has only girls that are dressed in the school uniforms... and all the girls are 18 to 19 years old.....the club inside is nice with leather couches and a great sound system. if you like seeing these girls in that type of outfit it is definitely a place to check out. beers are $2.25 and there is no cover!!!!!!!!!!!! (Review # 7485)
- Tijuana Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Aug 29 2003 Submitted by: TheRock
Just got back from my much anticipated vacation to San Dieago/TJ. I must say it was everything I had hope it would be and then some. We took a ride over to TJ on our first night in SD. We parked ($7) on the U.S. side and walked it to the boarder. My buddies and I decided to bypass the cabs ($6) and walked into the Zona area. We found it safe with no problems. Plenty of cops around.
We couldn't believe our eyes when we saw the amount of girls lined up against the walls showing off there stuff waiting to serve. We walked around a 2-3 block area near the Police station and enjoyed the sites of all these Mex girls just lined up for the taking. Most looked young 18-22 but a few were over the hill and looked the part. Most of the young ones were hotties. The going price was $20 for these street girls. We bypassed the street girls on advise from some tourist we talked to who gave them a try. Once inside the hotel room, they tend to milk you for more for just about everything like taking off all there cloths, bj etc.
Well we decided to make our way to the famous Adelita. Paradise, Paradise is all I can say. Hotties all over the place, a few bad ones but then again the world is not perfect. The going rate for taking one of these hotties to the room was $60.00 + 11.00 for the room (1/2 hr time limit). But I must add that we were able to talked a few down to $40. It pays to haggle with these girls. They will also try and get you to buy them drinks. Scope is, the girls keep $1.50 for every drink you buy them. Plus they all have a drink quota they must hit before they can call it a night.
As for myself and one of my buddies, we struck gold. My friend took one hottie up to the room the first night. They hit it off real well. The second time we went there, she came over again to our table and sat with my friend. She then introduced me to her roommate. A short petite hottie with great thick lips. We hit it off nice and the 4 of us had a blast drinking and dancing. We had notice that most of these girls did not provide the girlfriend treatment but for some reason these 2 did. The girls then made us an offer we couldn't refuse. They offered to meet with us when they got off duty (2am) at a hotel near Adelita were they lived. They offered unlimited time with them and as many time as we could bang them for $60. Talk about a dream come true. We met with them had a few drinks at another bar name Chicago, then took them back to there rooms. I had taken a Viagra and was ready to brake morning. She took the pounding well for the most part before I heard her moan No Mas, no mas. The sun was high and bright before we walked out of that hotel. I gave her $70 and she seemed delighted with just the $10 tip. Well worth the money. I must admit, I felt a little guilty not tipping her more for the full girlfriend treatment and working it to the bone. Final words, I shall return! Que viva TJ...
(Review # 7436)
- TJ Escort Review Dated Added: Thu Aug 28 2003 Submitted by: B
Having gone to TJ several times, and having to deal with the mexi police a couple times, im starting to get use to it. ive been going ot the strip bars, DON'T go to El Tigre, I was informed by many locals it's tranny infested, as is bambi's. DON'T listen to the white guy on the wheelchair when your looking for hookers, he sets you up right at the police station. Peanuts is good, the locals seem to have the best reviews for it. As far as food, I like Baja Taco cus its clean, but club escape has some dank enchilladas for lunch. I cant wait to get back to tj. I think everyone feels a little sad when they come back and see the arch, wishing they didnt have to leave...
(Review # 7435)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Aug 21 2003 Submitted by: bentebente
Finally tried the new-ish message place down the street from Adelita's. It's called El Campamento - there is always a guy on the corner pulling guys in. Pretty clean. About ten bored looking gals on a Monday afternoon (...or maybe they were beat from the weekend!). Picked a very enthusiastic chica who led me back to a private room. Again, clean with a private shower in each room.
They expect you to fuck on the two foot wide message table that is covered in butcher paper. Just not enticing so I passed on the sex. I will say that after a really relaxing hour, I pulled a gal from Aldeta's who was nails and enjoyed her and all the space of the "Bed No Breakfast" hotel. Bottom line is that it's a great pregame thing to do and worth it at $40. (Review # 7398)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Apr 28 2003 Submitted by:
I go to TJ once or twice a month, head directly to zona rojo (zona norte) and look for a street girl named Guadalupe. She is very beautiful and as sweet as can be. She charges like 45 for a bj and sex with a condom, naked (and believe me.... you want to see her naked. I usually tip her 20 bucks but if I don't she is just as friendly the next time I see her. Just ask for her on the street. If she's not there i go straight to Adelita's.~~~~There are usually some girls that are as pretty and cost about the same or a little more, but they don't give quite as good of service and some are a little "loose" fit. I always walk from revolucion to zona norte and no one has ever messed with me, don't know why. I'm 5'11 200 lbs 55 yrs old and speak passable Spanish. I look in on Chicago club every now and then but its only busy on weekend nights.....i never go to the other clubs.....as some have mentioned, Bambi's and the one next to it are all transsexuals but you can't really tell, unless you ask them.... stick to Adelita's or the prettier street girls (all of whom are checked medically regularly) and you can't go wrong. Don't waste your time in San Diego, although you COULD get lucky, In TJ you WILL get lucky.~~ (Review # 7162)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Apr 27 2003 Submitted by: Keelay
After reviewing this site numerous times, I got up the courage to visit TJ by myself (since no one seemed interested in going with me). I will say up front that I absolutely no problems. ~~~~I drove down near the border and parked in the last lot (cost me $7). I walked across and took a cab to Adelita's. I was a little uncomfortable in the cab, as he was trying to chat and I don't speak a lick of Spanish. The club was packed, and there were several women to choose from. Some were ugly, others were average, about a handful were damn hot. After a while I picked up a petite girl by the name of Maria. She offered $60 and wouldn't negotiate. She was very polite and likeable, and gave me an awesome ride upstairs. She wouldn't let me eat her, nor did we kiss (probably not a good idea anyway). ~~ ~~ But I had a great time with her. Afterwards, I caught some fresh air outside. I didn't feel apprehensive at all outside. Just keep to yourself and you'll be all right. I didn't venture far from the club entrance. Cruised through the bar one more time, and then caught a cab home ($5 each way). I had a good time, and wish I had gone sooner. Don't even bother wasting your money on the US side.~~ (Review # 7157)
- Travel Report Dated Added: Wed Apr 09 2003 Submitted by: MontanaMik
First off I'd like to say I am a long time customer of Tijuana. I know waiters at Adelita’s and go some times once a week, and have been doing so for a few years. I thought a change might be nice and went to Chicago Club the other night. I will never so much as set foot in that place again. The girl was so rude. She tried to fake doggie style sex by putting her hand down there. She kept hand on me during missionary to stop any more than about 2 inches of penetration. She would not get on top or anything else. I am very respectful and courteous to these girls. I am clean and sober during these trips so I know it wasn't me. DO NOT go to Chicago Club!!! My suggestion is what works for me, cab to the bar, don't get drunk (I usually have a few beers, no more), enjoy the women, and cab back to the border. These are great opportunities for us enjoy them! (Review # 7065)
- Strip Club Review Dated Added: Wed Apr 09 2003 Submitted by: perv
Adiletas is the place to go!!! My friend and I drove down to San Diego, and walked across the boarder and took a taxi to Adiletas. Definitely the way to go, and you can not go wrong for $5, having the guy take you right to the front door. We did not go in at first, and decided to check out the surrounding area first. We were suckered into the tropical bar by a guy on the street. We went in had a few sols, watched the strip show. Not too much action at the tropical bar so we left, did some walking and just decided to go to Adiletas. ~~~~We went inside, got some cervesas, and sat down. We were immediately joined by two lady friends. One had a huge rack, and the other one was pretty good looking too. They started rubbing our legs and we bought them a round. After some negotiating, we got them down to $50 plus the room for $11 for a 1/2 hour. ~~ ~~We left the bar and went up stairs, got two rooms and we rocked their world! Mine asked for the money up front, and my friend paid after. She started off with some head with a condom on, then we went to doggy style then to missionary. Did not take too long to nut, and she acted like she was into it moaning at appropriate times. I think it was well worth the trip, and we had a few more beers and went back home. Thanks for all of your guys advice on Adeliteas and all of the info seemed to be accurate.~~ (Review # 7057)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Mar 19 2003 Submitted by: dick-Attitude
A buddy and i went down to TJ last week. We stop in El Tigre, was ok, i was immediately jump upon by a girl showing me her goods. I bought a drink and myself, before i new it she was playing with me and sticking my finger in her pussy. Moments later she wanted me to fuck her! So all in all i got laid for $40, her drink, and mine as well. All in all a good experince! ~~~~Another note, we did get stop by the police, i think it is due to that it was a Thursday night and it was dead there. He ended up letting us go, probbaly just wondering what we were doing. Did go to Peanuts and Beer, BomB Ass woman, i will definitly go there first next time, girls with alot of ASS! We also check out the street seen around Adelita's etc. Some newer girls. My friend got 1 of these woman and was highly UNsatisfied, but then again you get what you pay for! Some times you'll be lucky and find a trooper that will indeed give you the girl-friend treatment!~~ (Review # 6968)
- Travel Report Dated Added: Thu Feb 27 2003 Submitted by: lex201
I just came from Tijuana on valentines day weekend, and boy, I didn’t have a hard time finding a date. While everyone was shoveling snow on the east side, I was in Tijuana, the ultimate sin city. Just go to the block of Adelitas, Chicago club and the street behind adelitas. This is no exageration,in those 2 blocks,the combined girls working inside, outside and massage parlors might be around 300.Adelitas has about 50 girls some night and half of that in the Chicago club, These are the only 2 good sexciting clubs, the rest sucks. The rest of the clubs might have 5 to 10 girls and maybe a few customers.~~~~The block behind adelitas which is about the size of a football field, literally has about 100 girls outside in that block working and waiting for your pleasure. A lot of the girls outside are young, some ugly, some cute and wears a lot of make up. They charge anywhere between 20 to 25 dollars and 3 to 5 dollars for the room. But for 20 dollars you only get a straight fuck with their shirts and bra on. If you want them to be naked and blow you, its gonna cost you another 20, so be sure to negotiate b4 u go into the room with them. The girls inside the bar are prettier and more exciting in the bedroom. The girls in the bar charges 40 to 60 dollars then 11 dollars for the room. Some girls usually blow you without a condom if you ask "nicely".~~~~After you fuck the girl in the room and you walk out first, a few hotel boys will come crying to you and ask for a tip, usually a dollar each, this is a hint, tell them you gave the tip to the girl. The girl usually takes a dollar from you when you pay the 11 dollars for the room. The rooms are clean above adelitas. All this shit you read in this WSG is true,im just adding my 2 cents in. take a taxi everywhere, its only 5 to 7 dollars and its faster and safer. ~~~~You can also negotiate w/ these taxi bastards. There is 1 or 2 police stations near the red zone, but the streetwalkers literally stand in front of their station. This is openly tolerated by the police. Some of the girls are hot in the afternoon, Satuday nights are crazy and packed, you will see the difference in the other nights. Go to any pharmacy and buy a 100 mg viagra for 11 to 15 dollars, cut the sucker in half so you can use it twice. Tijuana is pretty safe if you go with one or 2 guys, one is enough. I wouldn’t go alone.~~ (Review # 6915)
- Travel Report Dated Added: Tue Feb 25 2003 Submitted by: TJ Lover
A GUIDE FOR PARANOID GRINGOS LIKE ME. After reading a lot about going to TJ, I decided to do it. I drove down to San Diego and parked at the border on the American side. The best parking lot is the one on the left all the way at the end. I went during the day, since I had never been there before, and I wanted to see the whole north zone in daylight. I felt safer that way. I took a cab from the border to Adelita’s. They charged me five bucks and I gave him a one-dollar tip. ~~~~After I got there, I decided to walk around first. It was about 3:30 in the afternoon. I walked on Coahuila Street and saw lots of clubs that have never been mentioned on this website. However, most clubs were closed at the time. I really wanted to go to the Pollo Club, since I heard that the girls that work there are pretty young looking, but Pollo Club does not open until 6:00. I walked all the way from Pollo Club to Chicago Club and went in. There were four Americans sitting at a table and no girls in sight. ~~ ~~The guy at the door told me to come back at night when all the action takes places. I left the Chicago club and made a left, and then I made a right on Coahuila Alley. Keep in mind, Coahuila Street is a main street, Coahuila Alley is a small alley, that’s where all the street girls and muggers hang out. There is no way in hell I’m going to go there at night. I walked through the alley and I did not see any good-looking girls there, so I decided to walk back to Adelita’s. Adelita’s is a great place. Nice, clean, and well organized. I walked around looked at all the girls, and sat down to have a beer. None of the girls were pushy, you actually have to invite them over. Just smile and wave, then they will join you at the table. ~~ ~~The first girl I had was a 19 year old from Veracruz. Her name is Maria. Nice olive skin, great body, great attitude. We sat down and she asked me to buy her a drink. I said “yes,” and then she asked me if I wanted to go to the room. I said “yes.” She said, “forget the drink, let’s go.” On the way to the room she said, “I saved you seven dollars you know.” Once we got in the room she told me that it was sixty dollars for a fuck and suck, including various positions. Since she had already saved me seven dollars, I didn’t feel like haggling over the price. ~~ ~~I gave her the money. Before going into the room, you have to pay 11 dollars for the room for half an hour. Anyway, Maria was great. She gave me a blow job, and then I got on top. She kept on calling me “papi.” She was very good. Then she turned around and we did it doggie style. Then, we turned around and we keep on doing it until I came. It was great. After sex, she went to the sink and washed her pussy really well. ~~ ~~She told me I should wash up too. The room was very clean, and everything was great. On the way out, I tipped the guy who cleans the rooms. I gave him one dollar. This was a great experience. Then, I went downstairs had a beer and relaxed. After a half hour break, I guess I forgot to mention this – I took some Viagra before I got there, after the break I picked another girl. Her name is Claudia. She is from Mexico City - white skin, jet-black hair, 21 years old. ~~ ~~She was standing near Maria, and when Maria saw that I wanted Claudia, she went over there and told her to go see me. We went upstairs, and gave me a great blowjob, even better than Maria’s, and then she said, “Get on top baby.” I go on top of her, and she wrapped her legs around my back, and gave me the ride of a lifetime! I mean her legs was high up on my back, she is very flexible and limber. I can’t wait to go back and fuck her again. ~~ ~~After I was done, she washed her pussy really well, and told me to wash up too. I guess they really want to keep things clean. After I was done, I took a cab back to the border. It was a great trip. ~~ ~~SAFETY TIPS: Park in the US side and take a cab to Adelita’s. Get out of the cab and walk right in – don’t wonder around. After you are done, they will have cabs waiting outside the door. Just take the cab and go back. Yellow cabs are regulated, green and red cabs are independent. Take a yellow cab. ~~ ~~HOW TO AVIOD A FIGHT – I learned this a while back, DO NOT make eye contact with Mexican guys. That’s like asking for a fight. Avoid making eye contact with guys on the street or at the club. Keep your eyes on the girls. If you bump into any guys, just apologize, look down and move away. No one is going to help you if you get into a fight in Mexico, and believe me, you don’t want to end up in a Mexican jail. ~~~~In summary, Adelita’s can be a great experience, the place is friendly, nice and clean. Just be careful – have a great trip!~~ (Review # 6902)
- Travel Report Dated Added: Sun Feb 02 2003 Submitted by: Taco Bell
Gentelmen: Taco Bell goes on the road w/ the help of a new car! Finally made the trip to TJ on 1-16-03. Long drive (135 mi. one way; 3hrs due to bad timing on my part--evening rush hr). Finally made it to the border & walked across. Had dinner on Revolucion, the caught a cab to Chicago Club (thanks for the reviews/info guys! And thanks to WSG for being here!)~~~~Five minutes & $6 later (and $1 to some mooch that opened the cab door for me--last time that will happen) I was at the place I had heard so much about. Went inside &: Wheeee! Pussy-o-rama! Wall to wall & floor to ceiling! Thought I had died & gone to hobbyist heaven! This is @ 2100 hrs on a Thursday night.(!) Many girls, most of them young (average age 23-25) many pretty ones (average score 7+ w/ more than a few 8 to 8+ seen.) Place itself is acceptably clean although dated & 3rd world decor (disco motif complete w/disco ball & lights; tables are not attached to floor.) Sat down & ordered mineral water ($3).~~ ~~As per other reviews the girls are not pushy. Soon saw a girl that looked good & waved her over. At once saw that the dim light & distance had been kind to her as up close up she aged about 5yrs & lost 1 score pt. (Her name doesn't matter/doesn't change what happened.) Anyway, I made nice to her in Spanish & bought her a beer ($6). After a few minutes of friendly talk she asked the question & quoted $60 for everything "except in the back" & $11 for room. In the interest of being nicer than necessary, I accepted & off we went next door. (O.K., call me wimpy, I felt it would be wrong to chase her off after calling her over.)~~ ~~Got to the room, put down the money & proceeded to have a good time that included a bbbj (she asked: "are you clean?") then 2 positions w/condom (missionary & cowgirl). Screw-up on my part; we got into exchanging saliva while going at it (see below for more) No rush on time, we were there for at least 30 min that included a shower for both of us afterward. All done; we left & I tipped the room guy $1, don't know why as room was less than clean when we got there. ~~ ~~We went back to club where I bought another round and then she proceeded to dump a lot of baggage on me (I'm all alone, no husband, no boyfriend, etc.) & attempted to draft me into taking up the latter position. (I really need a girlfriend that is a TJ hooker! And I thought my life was goofy when I was drinking! aaaggghhh! mercy!)While not agreeing to take up that job I made nice for a while longer while we watched some of the girls put on a topless floor show. By now it was after 2300hrs & I had a long drive home so I said good night & caught a cab to the border. Good news; no line there so I walked through, retrieved my car & headed home (road was clear & made it in 2 hrs flat; round trip took 7/8 tank of gas). ~~ ~~In conclusion: Chicago Club wins the Taco Bell seal of approval. Thanks again guys/WSG. Had such a good time that I've been back 2X since despite the time/distance involved. Also saw the girl from this report again & while friendly & happy to see me she had cooled out on attempting to draft me as the new boyfriend (fortunately). Good luck & keep the reviews comming. Taco Bell~~ (Review # 6799)
- Strip Club Review Dated Added: Thu Jan 09 2003 Submitted by: Iceman
A lot has been posted on Tijuana, here are a few of my observations. I also try to get my money to go a long way.~~~~Some pay up to $7 for a cab. Go to the cab at the back of the line (just across the border) and offer $4. He'll take it. After my first cab ride to figure out where it was, I walked back and forth. (Granted I'm very tall, well built, and speak pretty good Spanish). ~~ ~~The streets right by Adelitas and the Chicago club are lined with miscellaneous clubs. I went into most of them. They were MUCH more pushy and demanding, charged more than the streetwalkers, with about the same quality. My advice, don't bother unless you're just curious like me. ~~ ~~I prefer Adelitas to Chicago, although the girls that are 3-6 tend to pressure you more at Adelitas (although I was offered several 2 for 1 deals). ~~ ~~Watch the doors. Many of the best looking girls are not in the club...or at least don't stay in the club for long. ~~ ~~Strip clubs on Revolution: Pushy, Not as impressive as they claim, limited action. There were a few, though, where the girls were more interactive. They'd rub you through your pants, bump and grind with you, and dance. Most of them know about a dozen words in English ("you want to fuck me" "you want me to suck you" "20 dollars"), but that's about it. ~~ ~~I met Carolina (in Adelitas). She was a 9, but extremely pleasant and fun to talk to, which pushed her up to a 10 for me. She wasn't as into it as I would have liked, wouldn't let me touch her "cono", and her breasts were sensitive from her recent surgery. Nonetheless, l enjoyed doing her and chatting with her afterwards. Cutie, but hasn't yet mastered the trade. ~~ ~~All in all, a lot of fun, and I look forward to going back.~~~~~~~~~~ (Review # 6679)
- Other Dated Added: Wed Jan 08 2003 Submitted by: Sniper23232
I can say this. I'm and ex-cop and went to TJ for a good time... after a few sol's, and a couple good times take the cab... I have been trained and I have almost always walked back, but this last visit, got mugged by 6 guys along the fence.. Be careful. Take the cab. No cash from your wallet = a death sentence and my mugging occurred less then 2 blocks from the Police station. Went straight there and was disregarded... Please be careful (Review # 6676)
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