I travelled to Puerto Vallarta last october and I have to say that the strip clubs there are how all strip clubs should be. the club I went to the most was Juniors and what a club.100 peasos at the door and you get a free shot. Once inside you will be seated at a table of your choice(the best tables are off to the side,watch the girls dance for a bit and order a couple beers (cheaper to do so) a girl will approach you and if you like her tell her to sit if not tell her maybe later but be nice.

After you have picked the girl of your choice a table man (waiter) will try to make a deal the best bet is to listen to the price they say and then tell them you have 300 to 400 pesos less than they quote you and haggle with them from there the first time I went I got and hour for 105 american dollars which included sex, oral, handjob, more sex, more oral and then one more sex session.

The second time I gave them 90 dollar u.s. and got 40 min exactly with much the same of the same general sex oral handjob anal costs 500 pesos extra and can be fun. The quailty of girls at Juniors I would have to say is between 6 - 10 all younger than 35. The girl I had first was one of the best sexual experiences I have had in my 19 years of life. The girl I was with had the most beautiful scar on her wrist and the other one was short (5,2-5,4) c cup breasts, firm ass shaved.aside from the scar on the other girl she had incredible bedroom eyes, not much in the way of tits great ass (which I have to say was just as tight as her pussy. She was very friendly and hung out with me for about 2 hours after the act.

Tipping tip the girls when no one is looking depending on the service quality I recommend:300-500 pesos. After you give her the tip (and before anyone else that works there comes up to you) ask if she would like to cum to your hotel room. If she agrees take her to your room to the city and take her to a nice lunch, and  goto the mercantile by the river (the big indoor shopping area or the stores around them.) buy her  a sarong (one of those wrap around dresses. Do not haggle when you purchase it.) then head back to the hotel and treat her like you would any girl you are trying to score (be nice pour wine,offer a smoke,a beer something to that accord . Then make your move.

If you have played your cards right she wont ask for anything (but out of common courtesy and because you are such a good guy tip around 60-80 usd. Now as for tipping the waiter or guards at the club tip only when you have finished the act. Nothing will go wrong if you tip them before but I find that you can get away with giving them less and never tip them more than 30-40 u.s.dolars if that.as for being clean the girls are all clean ( I ate the pussy both times smelled good tasted better) the girls are all tested once a month(or that was how it was).

The drinks are about 70 pesos for a beer 150 pesos for her drink and if you taste it I would bet that if it does have alchohol it is no more than a half a shot ( most of the girls will come party with you at your hotel room if you play it right at night and then you dont have to pay the house premium. As For the other club I visited it was called the Prestige and was to say the least very over priced, and if you ask me to pushy which in some circumstances is ok but not when the girls are not that attractive.

By the way the best time to visit Juniors is right about 9-11. Good lookin girls then I went one time the last time I was Puerto Vallarta before this time, and ended up getting there at 3 am and it was dead 4 girls 2 asleep one with a john and mine (if I remember correctly she was only 18 and so incredibly beautiful it was crazy. Anyway I hope you enjoy my summary of Juniors and remember if you are in Puerto Vallarta Go to Juniors.

On my one evening alone in Puerta Vallarta I decided to go out for a bit of fun. I started by walking to Juniors, which I had heard about from friends. I arrived at about 10:30 pm, only to be told by the doorman that no girls had showed up for work that day. Ouch. He recommended another club, Candy's, which I had seen from a taxi cab earlier that day.

After having a couple of beers in a strange bar (think "prison bitch" on the radio and drunk surfers hitting on swedish bargirls) I hopped in a cab for Candy's. There, to my pleasant suprise, a tall lovely young girl greeted me and invited me to sit. The place was pricy--$10 to walk in the door, $15 a drink for the young lady. I was pretty much the only guy around, so I had my pick of girls. All were locals and most were cute (7-8). I ended up accepting my original friend's offer for an hour in the "privado", which set me back $170. Like I say, not so cheap. But the girl was very into the whole thing, and got me all fired up for MSOG. When I was said and done I spent about $300 (tips for the girl, drinks, time in the privado). For that money I can get a very nice girl here in Boston. It was a nice experience but definitely not a bargain.  

Juniors: The place was dead and the girls weren’t much to look at. Bought a lap dance, the girl was not attractive and gave an unenthusiastic lap dance. Left after about an hour.

Hysteria: Bought a lap dance, the girl was prettier than the one at Juniors but she smelled kind of raunchy (breath and body). The lap dance was painful; she ground my groin so hard it killed my erection. I had to ask her to stop. Left after about an hour.

Bay Watch Girls: This place was just sad. There were three girls working and all three were overweight, unattractive and in dire need of dentistry. I was the only john in the joint. Stayed about 15 minutes to see what the floorshow was like; it was bad and then left.

Prestige: Got suckered into sitting in a grotto-like area and got charged $25 an hour for the privilege. This place is into the “hard sell” fellas; don’t get too drunk, like I did. I ended up leaving with a pretty young thing with a killer smile and tightly curled red hair (can’t remember her name). They had one of their guys from the club follow us to my hotel; I guess they thought I was going to get mean with her or something. I spent $145 at the club and paid $300 to take her back to the hotel. We fooled around a little bit but I couldn’t perform, she said, “tough shit” and left. Not a pleasant experience, to say the least.

Candy’s: This was by and far the best place I visited in PV. Hooked up with a very amiable girl whose working name was Letty. We hung out and talked, she speaks English well. She gives a killer lap dance and isn’t afraid to reach up your shorts and “fool with the tool”. She wasn’t the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen but what she lacked in looks she more than made up for in enthusiasm, friendliness and customer service.