- Monterrey Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Jul 14 2008 Submitted by: Chuy
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Infinito - is a great place to enjoy yourself. The women were hot and only a few chunky ones. Some were very exotic...the cost is pretty reseasonable around 40-70 dollars depending on time spent. the crowd is cool and everyone seems to be focused on girls...this place is mostly locals.
Obsession - staff is rude and it is extremely overpriced, beware if you ask a cab to take you to a club, because you will wind up there. Refuse as it is a rip-0ff. We left after about 15 minutes and they literally chased us out to make sure we paid for drinks. We were going to pay at front but they insisted we should have paid waiter, beware at this club. (Review # 24250)
- Saltillo Strip Club Review Dated Added: Thu Jan 31 2008 Submitted by: Auto Guy
Was in Saltillo for some work at the G.M. plant and decided to treat myself to a night out at the local strip club. There is a good club, Cielo (Heaven in English), on the entry road to the plant that I wanted to try. If you enter the club before 11 p.m. there is no cover, but the action really doesn't start until after 11 p.m. when all the girls from Monterrey arrive. Cover is $100.00 pesos, drink prices are reasonable with beer at $1.50 per bottle and the hard stuff at $2.50. On this Thursday night, there were about 16 girls ranging from 6 to 8 with one genuine 9 (remember, I've been to Slovakia!).
The girls were 18 to 28 years old with several that had that real hard eyed, I am after your money look! After ordering my Tecate light beer, I talked with the waiter and told him to bring me something "fresco" and he soon returned with this 5 ft., dark haired beauty. She was a solid 8 with a very nice (34 full "C") chest for such a small girl! I soon found that she was 20 years old and had just started working in the club the night before! So, I buy her a drink, watered down tequila at $9.50 a drink and we start to talk business. Now, I like my women a little drunk so buying a couple of drinks during the negotiations is not a problem but I did ask her to have straight shots not mixed drinks.
As we begin to talk business she says she has never left a strip club with a guy and doesn't know anything about this. So, I tell her to go talk to her friends so she knows that I want to play fair and then we will talk business. She leaves for 5 minutes, During which time I buy the girl that's a 9 a drink but get told she "does go with guy's until she knows them very well" which means she is just looking for drink money. So, my little 8 come back to the table and says she want $4,000.00 pesos + the bar fine of $1,000.00 pesos to spend the whole night at my hotel. I tell her she talked with the wrong friend and the going rate is $1,500.00 pesos + bar fine.
We then go in the back room for a couple of lap dances at $100.00 pesos each to further our discussions. After she gets totally naked, opens my fly and sucks my bad boy through my shorts for 2 songs after 2 songs of grinding on my lap in a "G" string, we agree on $2,000.00 + bar fine. She asks for the bar fine and then goes to put on her street clothes while I settle up the bill ($550.00 pesos including tip to the waiter) and go outside the club to wait for her. Well, in about 10 minutes, she comes down the outside stairway with her little bag and she looked terrific! We get in my car and drive back to the hotel.
After we get to the room, she really began to get affectionate with kisses and telling me we can do anything but no anal. So, slowly remove the clothes, on the bed and she starts giving the bad boy the total treatment. Deep throat, tongue around the balls, licking behind the balls (no rim job) and complete full service. When she turns around to do a full deep throat on my dick, she had that shaved pussy pointed at me and I could not resist checking it out. This girl was so tight I could barely get my index finger in until I gave it a little spit! Well, the finger action really got her moaning and groaning and sucking for all she could do and pretty quick, I finished straight in that lovely mouth!
So, now it's time to talk and I ask her the usual questions about married, divorced, boy friends, etc. and she tells me she has no kids, only had sex with one boy friend for about 6 months total in her whole life (I'm her second and first gringo) and that stopped 2 years ago but her mom had died and she really needed the money and her sister said this was not that bad a life so she was going to give it a try for a couple weeks for the money to she if she could do it. This girl was really acting just like a girl friend and was really open about kissing with tongue and all the foreplay I wanted so I am now getting in the mood for another round and so is she!
Well, I have never claimed to be that well endowed but I a little below average for a white guy at 5&3/4 inches in length and about the diameter of the bottom end of a Budweiser bottle. With this little girl being so tight, we had a hell of a time getting that thing in! She grabbed it and managed to get the head started after a saliva bath with that magic tongue. She then grabbed both hands full of my ass and pulled for all she was worth! Man, want a tight little thing as I have both elbows locked over her shoulder and I driving it home for all I got! I am really glad I had a Viagra before I left the club or I think I might have broken my dick!
Anyway, I get all the way home and then start to grind and she is going crazy under me with the bucking and heaving and moaning and she goes completely nuts with that little pussy trying to bite my dick off as she has a big one followed in about 15 strokes by me completely blowing my load in that tight little thing. Now, she is so tight, that my friend doesn't even slide out as he is going down and this little girl is telling me how much she loves me and how great it was and how she will do anything I want. So, now we have a little shower and a washy, washy and back to bed. She asks me if I want anything or can she sleep for a while, so we take a little nap and then wake up about 7 a.m. So, I now ask her when she needs to go and she says she can stay as long as I like and I immediately call in sick (bad food, terrible case of the runs!) and decide to spend the day with her.
We have another full round of anything I want, I had her on top for the first go (pulled her all the way down on my dick by hooking my thumbs in her pelvic bones and pulling her down while stroking her clit with my finger, boy did she like that!) but no anal, then another shower, go to breakfast, back to the room for another go (She liked missionary best so she could kiss with tongue while I was pumping for all I'm worth) and then she says she is getting pretty sore. So, I agree to take her home to Monterrey at about mid-morning. After a 1 and 1/2 hour drive to her place on the east side of Monterrey, I am at her house. She invites me in to meet her sister (about 25 and not as pretty but O.K.) and we have some coffee at the kitchen table. She tells her sister how great I treated her and how much she likes me.
She is setting real close, kissing and rubbing on my leg so I am getting a little excited. She begins to notice that I am getting a problem and tells her sister to go to the store for some food and drinks. I give the sister some pesos and she leaves. This little girl is then all over me! She says we can give it another go before her sister gets back if we are quick. So, into the bedroom (the place only had 2 rooms) and she is naked as quick as can be and giving another fine example of deep throat! I now want that pussy so I roll her on her back and slam it home as hard as I can in the missionary style with her locked under me and her ankles around my thighs and start to pump. She is sore and swollen but I am not about to stop as she starts to respond. After about 5 minutes of all I can do she starts to explode again and soon I am right there with her! Now it's a little cuddle and up as fast as we can cause the sister is coming.
No shower (no hot water) just a quick wipe down (her for me, me for her) and on with the clothes. So, we spend the day seeing the sites of Monterrey, lunch, I buy her a nice sweater in a store in the mall and then back to Saltillo so she can go to work that night. She has dinner with me in Saltillo, another full service go at the hotel (sucking was great but she really didn't want to fuck, but did when I told her I wanted it, she didn't come this time but I did as I was giving it to her doggy style!). Then I took her to the club, stuck around to buy her a few drinks and a lap dance or 2, gave her a $1,000.00 pesos tip, she gave me her phone number and made me promise to see her the next time I am in the area and kissed goodbye! You got to love those Mexican girls! But, you really need to speak the language and treat them right so they will treat you right. What a Girl Friend Experience! (Review # 22346)
- Monterrey Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sun Jul 15 2007 Submitted by: Anon
I feel obligated to post a review because I never would have gone to this place if it was not for this site. I was in Monterrey for a short visit and I went to Infinito. Just like the review from Dec 2005 the same holds true. Cover was maybe 20 pesos (I think, but I don’t even remember it was so cheap) beers were 16 pesos; FS = 300/350 to the girl + 30 to the house for the condom + another 50 pesos to the house for every song/approx 4 min. Right now the dollar = approx 10 pesos. Good times.
I went on a Saturday, so the place was packed. I know some Spanish so I was not really out of place. I just over tipped my waiter and asked for the best girls in the place. No problem. Girls were very nice there were a few 9’s and I got to “meet” them. I highly recommend this place. On the way in I almost changed my mind and went to Matahuela instead—on the Cabbie’s suggestion.
I’m glad I went in to this place though; I’ll catch Matahuela next time. Oh and the other night I went to Poison. After coming back, I thought it was great but it does not even compare to the value and fun of this place. It was an expensive grope fest but the girls were hot. I was a little worried to go to Infinito because of safety but I had no issues. My waiter, Juan was cool and the place was so full nobody even noticed me. (Review # 20205)
- Other Dated Added: Sun Mar 11 2007 Submitted by: Another Pilot
Well, while I agree with what captain c had to say, here is another way to look at getting laid in Monterrey. My grandpa always said "there are two things you never pay for in life; air & pussy." and he is right.
The women in Monterrey are just as horny as women here. You just have to work a little harder for it. By working harder, I do not mean spending money. Go to the mall downtown Monterrey. Get something to eat, talk to girls. Get a date, be nice to the girl, and go for the gold! Why mess with some bitch that spreads her legs for anyone with some money? Get a non-pro and have a good time! At the very least, you will get a friend out of the deal, and maybe hookup with her friends! (Review # 17741)
- Monterrey Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Feb 27 2007 Submitted by: Captain C
I don’t know why you guys don’t have more to say about Monterrey! I am a pilot for a well known airline in Houston and fly to MTY many times a month. There is so much action to be had in Monterrey its sick! You can get 2 for 1 special all day long in the massage places, and cheap ass in the day time.
Get a copy of El Sol newspaper. There are 100's of ads. Ask a Taxi driver. We rent taxi drivers for 8 hours for $40 some less. You can go and get some hot ass for 180 - 200 Pesos all day long. I met two girls that I gave them each 500 Pesos for an all nighter. Yes, two girls, $100 US Dollars for the entire night.
Now, I suggest not taking them back to your hotel. Take them to somewhere like the Holiday Inn San Geronimo. They seem to be lady friendly. Places like Fiesta Americana, where many pilots stay on layovers, flat out say NO and you can’t pay for an OK. The answer is no. If you company has an agreement with them on rates, and you argue, the manager will report your behavior. So, take them somewhere else. There is so much action to be had in Monterrey, so take a trip down!! (Review # 17566)
- Monterrey Strip Club Review Dated Added: Wed Sep 27 2006 Submitted by: Regio
Hello Guys, I'm a local, I don't promote any escort or strip club, and I’m just a local that loves visiting strip clubs in Mexico and the US.
Whenever you come to Monterrey, if you don't want to be looked like a walking ATM try to go to this clubs accompanied by a local, otherwise you will be stolen on any beer, service or drink you ask for. Those 350 pesos for a drink for a lady is a complete rip off. We have some "Corporative" night clubs like Obsession, Amnesia, Poisson and we call them "corporative" because you only go there if you are going to charge the bill to your company travel expenses, a night of fun there can be around 300 to 600usd, and that is too much money, you can have fun in other places for half the price.
If you are going to pay from your wallet for the services, try going to TVO, Pasarelas, Azul Tequila, Cielo a night of fun there with anything you may need can go from 100 to 200usd. There are other more "relaxed" like Matehuala and Infinito. But again try to go with a local (and if the local is familiar with strip clubs is much better) it won't be too hard to find someone to go with you if come for business. In most of the companies it's natural to be asked by our clients to go with them to a strip club, it's like part of deal.
On prices: Most of the clubs I listed above don't charge you at the door, and if they do the charge would be around $5usd. I won't pay more than $8 in a club to get in. I won't pay more than $3 for a beer or $10 for a bucket of 10 quarter beers. I won't pay more than $10 for a private dance or lap dance. I won't pay more than $60usd for a BJ and fuck. I won't pay more than $15 for a lady drink. If you go to any club and pay more than the amounts above, the girl must be really worth it. In most clubs if the girl sits on your table, the waiters will be trying to sell you drinks for you and the girl every 3 minutes, just send them to hell. And in all strip clubs you can go as far as the girl lets you on the private dances.
Some only get the dance, some others even get a good fuck for the price of the private dance. It all depends on how good you get along with the girl. Strip club life in Monterrey is awesome !!!!
(Review # 15712)
- Monterrey Travel Report Dated Added: Fri Sep 15 2006 Submitted by: Scamed
Hello:
Just got back from Monterrey so I thought I'd give a status report on the latest scene. If you haven't been to Mexico then you have been missing a lot of fun. The girls are beautiful, drama free, nice, and sexy beasts.
First day went to Obsession. Simple routine; got into a cab and asked the cabbie to take me to Obsession. No questions asked in a couple of minutes I was there. Went inside, paid a cover charge at the door ($8). The club was almost empty, I mean customers. This was around 9:30 PM on a working day. There were around 15 girls ranging from 4-8. I don't drink so sat down like a shmuck looking at a girl dancing. After around 20 minutes two girls came around and started to chit chat. Now I know Spanish as much as I know about the dark side of the moon. So it was a lot of smiling and sign language.
One of the girls though knew a little English. They invited me for a private dance. It happens in a separate room with a guy there doubling as a DJ he doesn't interfere though. during the dance the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs for full service which I did so I went up in a private room with just me and the girls. I got undressed I did everything short of intercourse with one girl. The other was more close minded and didn't take off her panties. Anyhow things ended with a happy note for me.
Now the scam part of the story this place is rip off, especially if you don't speak Spanish. When they find out you are from the US, you turn from a human into a walking talking ATM machine. Everything starts costing more. The place is full of men who work there and they hover around you like guards in a turkish prison. It seems like you never get some private time with a girl short of the rooms above (which you have to pay for). They thrust drinks on you and the ladies. And don't seem to the understand the word NO or Later. Cause guess what? Five minutes and they'll show up to your table again.
If you use plastic be ready to pay 10% on top the total bill. Moreover everyone expects to be tipped and demands it. Even if they didn't do anything. So all in all if you don't want to haggle and have a nice time it can cost you too $600.
The girls are nice but net net the place is a ripoff. Consider yourself warned. But still there are other places to have fun in Monterey.
(Review # 15566)
- Monterrey Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Dec 14 2005 Submitted by: mexicohunter
I've got a lot of good info from people here and I just thought I'd like to post a really good experience. Based on the prior info, I went to Infinito. Got lucky and found a guy who spoke some English in there (one of the waiters) - otherwise it would have been pure torture, since I speak about 20 words of Spanish. He hooked me up with girls I picked.
Rates are as follows (as of Dec 2005): 10 pesos = 1 US dollar; Beer (Sol) = 16 pesos; BJ = 200 pesos; FS = 300 pesos; Private dance (upstairs) = 50 pesos for 4 mins.
If you stay in the place and get either BJ/FS, etc., be prepared to pay the equivalent time for the private dance, since you're also taking the girl's time. For example, take a girl up for a BJ - it's 200 pesos and about an extra 50 - 100 pesos for the time you use in the booth. There is not much dancing, though - the girls are all geared towards BJ or FS.
Quality of girls: They are among the best I've seen. A couple of blondes, the rest brunettes. 20-40 girls. They look kinda bitchy, but once the waiter talked to them, they were really friendly. All in all, the girls are FAR more friendly than the stripclubs in the midwest US. In the midwest, you'll be lucky if you FIND a nice girl... in Monterrey, you'll be unlucky if you find a bitch; although both sides do exist.
Most of the girls are fairly tall and slim - and HOT as hell. A fat one here and there, and an old one too - but now I'm getting picky. About 80% of the girls will put the best stripjoints in the US to shame, both in terms of looks, and definitely in terms of performance.
Safety: The place is pretty safe. The locals are cool. Good luck, and I hope this helps you guys out!
(Review # 13302)
- Monterrey Other Dated Added: Fri Jun 24 2005 Submitted by: Dan D. Dick
Monterrey has several "classes" of sex available. The upscale strip clubs like Obsession, Poisson, LaSpugna, Reno & others offer a lot of fun and a lot of "bang of the buck" by US standards. Any cabbie can get you there. Also, cabbies are usually available for $10-15 per hour (about 100-150 Pesos per hour) if you'd prefer. My favorite is LaSpugna, one block west of the Crown Plaza in the CBD. But you'll have a lot of fun but usually won't finish with a happy ending. 4-5 hours with lots of drinking, a handful of grope-all-you-want private dances and reasonable tips will set you back $200-250 US. Consider this followed by a trip to one of the options below.
The lower end of the strip club scene includes Matahuela & Infinito. About $3-4 cab rides from the CBD, to the west. No cover, cheap beer grope-all-you-want while they're on stage (if you can get past the locals). Private dances (?!?) are downstairs at Matahuela & upstairs at Infinito. Both will run about $40 for a CBJ or $50 or so for sexo completo. Be warned, if you don't speak Spanish, carry a lot of small bills (50 - 100 Peso notes) or all the blabbering, beer, women & communications failures will have the girl confusing you, reaching into your hand and taking what she wants. All activity takes place in little 3-sided cubicles. This is not high or medium class, but the girls can be gorgeous. Overall some of the most unfulfilling sex I've had. But it still works and meets a need.
There are several massage parlors or "spas" that'll cost $20-100. If you ask a cabbie and he delivers, expect to pay top dollar. You'll be paying his cab fee plus his finder's fee. There you'll be given a line-up and get to take your pick. Again, so-so in the overall satifaction range, but certainly worth the effort.
Finally, there are SWs or bar girls. The Maxxim bar adjacent to the Hotel Ancira (next to the Macroplaza on Hidalgo in the CBD) will often have a few girls that will go back to your room with you for about $80 US. You'll usually have to pay the bar as well. And here's the catch. The Crown Plaza security will rival the Kremlin. She ain't goin' in. The Hotel Ancira is more lax, especially if she goes up before 8 or 9 in the evening. I've heard the Sheraton is a little more lax yet. Also, there are usually a few fellows/pimps outside the Ancira (like Humberto) who can hook you up directly.
Going to visit Monterrey on business? Stay over an extra day for yourself.
(Review # 11840)
- Monterrey Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Jun 13 2005 Submitted by:
Hi, I was travelling for business at Monterrey last summer and tried www.regioscorts.com. It was a great dissapointment, not a single one of the girls were any way good looking, I also tried a new company that offered the same deal "Mono Inc" and was the same fake, a waste of money and time. Pics in the catalog does not match with the girls that showed up at the hotel.
The best girls in town were at a night club called Obsession. Enjoy your stay at Monterrey.
(Review # 11755)
- Monterrey Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sat May 21 2005 Submitted by: Zippy1
Prestige - Club Exotica on Av. Colon I visited this club in May 2005 and have to say the review from 1998 still holds true. This place is a rip off and appears to be run by the local mafia. The girls were nice and friendly enough but you are constantly being hounded by the thugs who run the place to buy you and the girls drinks, flowers, etc. Turns out the large drinks (colored water we discovered) that they bring the girls cost $35 (dollars not pesos!) each, and each beer they drink will set you back $10 I managed to negotiate a three-song private dance, during which the girl just about got me off in my pants, for 200 pesos.
The first night cost two of us $120 for about an hour of mostly watching the lame strip show and the private dance. We went back the next night-- against my better judgement-- because my friend liked the girl he was with the night before. Cost us about the same but we were only there for less than an hour and didn't take in any private dances. When I questioned the bill I found that the staff has included a healthy tip for themselves. There are beautiful women to be had all over Monterrey, and you don't need to go to a rip-off place like this to enjoy them.
(Review # 11542)
- Monterrey Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Sep 11 2004 Submitted by:
Hi, I'm from Monterrey and I would like to list some of the best "contacts" for escorts or massages in the city. First of all, good things are not announced in the El Metro or that kind of newspapers, the good ones are announced on the internet. A couple of good places for that are www.regioscorts.com. It's a little expensive, but worth it. Another one is www.faraonas.com (have not used this one, but I think it's the same). As for the call girls, you may want to call VIP Girls (about whom I have heard good things). For strip clubs, only 4 are good: Obsession, Prestige, Colorados, and Metropolis. You can find these announced in El Norte newspaper. You can also go to Calzada Madero where almost every guy in the street has free tickets for these clubs, but BEWARE!! Lol, some of them have tickets for the ugliest strip clubs and they make them with pictures of Aria Giovanni or things like that. Lol! Well, I think that's about it, enjoy our city, and VIVA MEXICO! (Review # 10097)
- Monterrey Strip Club Review Dated Added: Wed Jul 21 2004 Submitted by:
Hey guys if you're looking for some serious action then you only need to remember 2 clubs: Infinito and Matehuala.You can touch the girls while they're on stage.You can get 4 private dances for about 20 bucks.If you want more you can get a blowjob for another 10 and fuck them for 15. Awesome! At other clubs you can't do as much.And yes, there are some beautiful girls there! (Review # 9669)
- Monterrey Strip Club Review Dated Added: Wed May 26 2004 Submitted by: Amigomio
Please guys... as a local that has been doing rounds for 20 years:,
Be on the look out for fancy strip joints that seem like places where you'll have fun, but in reality, you'll be ripped off.
Here in Monterrey you can find good clubs that are expensive as the Amnesia, Premiere, Reno and not so expensive as the Poisson and Spugna. If you are a high roller and you want to spend 500 dlls or more, please go vist them. If you are on a budget, try other places like the TVO, the Excalibur, Pasarelas, Casino, Harem.
You'll find almost the same kind of quality in girls.
And most important, girls that are not geared to squeeze you out of your money as are the girls in the first class clubs. I've read posts where clients are happy having 6 girls sitting on their laps... well, it's their job to do that!!!
Just watch out... some places serve beer cans to the girls with air, not beer inside the can. Sometimes it might even be water just to save face... and the tricks go on and on. Be on your toes when visiting these places.... (Review # 9183)
- Monterrey Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sun Apr 25 2004 Submitted by: Carlitos
Me and a few buddies just got back from Monterrey and I found some good info on this site before going so I feel obligated to share the many things I discovered while in the lovely city of Monterrey.
We first visited a club called Salon Matehuala. It's downtown and any of the plentiful cab drivers know where it's at, as well as any club you want to go to in Monterrey. I rate all the girls there at 7-9 on the Mexican prostitute scale. For about 700 pesos, or around 70 dollars, you can go downstairs with the girl of your choice and get a blow job and a fuck. This includes the price of a rubber, which you have to buy at any club. The beer is sold buy the bucket (mainly Sol, my beer of choice when in Mexico), and it's cheap.
There is a massage parlor called Borrado's that I got screwed at, in more ways than one. You get a massage and what you get above, but the chics are only 3-7. And they didn't have Sol.
My favorite place was Elixir, located near the intersection of Zaragoza and Reforma. It's kind of shady, but you can get a really good old fashion fuck for 160 pesos. That's right, only 16 dollars. The girls were 2-4, but fuck it, it's all pink on the inside.
Well, that's it, that's all I had time for, and to be perfectly honest, Froggie couldn't stand for it much longer. Oh yeah, be careful if it's raining while your in Monterrey. The streets are extremely slick. Good luck and happy hunting. (Review # 8943)
- Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sun Feb 29 2004 Submitted by: roadrunner
So I was in Monterrey for a business trip two weeks ago and was staying in downtown.I got bored one night and decided to go out and have some fun. So me and another guy I met in the bar decided to goto a strip club. WE got a taxi and asked him to take us to the best strip club in Monterrey. He says he knows a place and takes us to a club called Poissons. $10 cover and pretty cheap drinks. The girls were 5-10, five or six quality ladies with lap dances being another $10 and private shows $15.
Anyways, I speak Spanish, so I start talking to one of the dancers, drinks for them are $10 each, after about 10 minutes a bunch of the other dancers come to our table, next thing you know we got 6 girls sitting with us flirting, asking for dances good times. One of the girls asks me if I want VIP dance which is $50, I say ok since I've already had afew drinks and am horny. So we go upstairs and she starts dancing, she gets completely naked and starts to take my pants off. Now I'm getting a handjob, I decide to try to get full service and she asks if I have a condom, I say no but she says she can get one for $10 and I'll have to get another $50 dance.
I say ok and next thing you know I'm fucking this fine ass stripper. Funny thing is the room looks down on the strip club, and I had her against the window while I was fucking her from behind, definitely a good time. Well, I end up getting her number and the next night she comes over to my hotel and spent the whole night fucking.
I almost forgot that this is a review. If you are ever in Monterrey check out Poisson's and take a condom, also my buddy fucked a girl at another strip club called Tivo's later that night. The girls there were actually better, but it cost $150 bucks for 30 minutes, I'm sure you can negotiate tht down though. Good luck and Good times. (Review # 8463)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Dec 29 2003 Submitted by: Jeff
About Monterrey, grab a cab and tell him to take you to Amnesia, is a nice place to visit, I found the website at a search engine and found it interesting, so .. 2:00 pm , took a cab , told him , Amnesia mens club.. table dance or whatever... he understood quickly.. there i was .. they charged me $15 (150 pesos) cover , took a look around and it was ok.. nice place.. a few people, nice music.. about 8 girls, 4 where pretty faces, nice bodies,thin bodies.. enjoyed the "show" tipical nude bar dance.. not very explicit.. but well., a girl came and sat with me , she spoke english.. nice and she took me upstairs for a "privado" $15 dlls /song , spend about 90 dlls there..
Time passes.. she sat with me and i bought her some drinks 10 dlls ea. , so suddenly it was 10 pm and i didn't even realized , more people arrived, so did girls, and they where very beautiful girls , same mechanic.. a nude dance , and the "privado" i just took 2 girls each privado.. 30 dlls ea. but it was very delightful, the girls where fun, two of them where acting lesbian show for me , I could even ask for sex, but it was ok , maybe next time, time passes fast , not forgetting such a good time.
I recommend it plenty..
day 2
Same way , Cab and asked him to take me to premier , also saw it on a search engine , the place is awesome, luxury and details are fine, very nice girls, 20 dlls cover, about 6 dlls, for the drink, same privados stuff , same way.. 2 by 2 girls..also 15 dlls a "privado" amazing!! this time one of the girls was horny or i dont know what , but she took my dick off and started to hand job me .. asked if i had a condom.. of course i had it .. gave me oral sex, spent about 120 dlls and i was done.. i kept doing 2 by 2 girls , till the night was over. just having a good party there.. and i was a special guest
Very nice treat , if you are traveling to Monterrey definately this is the place to visit..
day 3
Thought of something different , and asked the taxi driver where could i have sex and everything , he took me to a massage parlor and it was more like a freaking circus, ugly ladies.. bad thing i was there.. then he suggested a table dance.. so i told him there was no sex there.. but yes .. in those places.. he was speaking places like docens .. alinfinito , matewhala .. . and he took me to obsession.. nice place , same thing.. but special privados .. full sex girl started at 300 dlls, and then she told me that 250 ..no good though.. like a quickie .. had more fun the night before so on the other visit i will definately go amnesia or premier .. its fine.. good class places.. (Review # 8085)
- Monterrey Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Feb 12 2003 Submitted by:
Spent 4 nights in Monterrey at Ancira. Did not find any of the street action mentioned in the park in front of the hotel.. I did visit two massage parlors.. Don’t remember the names.. One place had butt ugly women.. So I left.. ~~~~The second paid US~~$80.00 the girl was drop dead gorgeous.. I travel all over Latin America and I must say.. Mexico has got to be the worst for this kind of fun.. My experience anyway. ~~ (Review # 6843)
- Monterrey Escort Review Dated Added: Fri May 17 2002 Submitted by:
I recently returned from my first trip to Monterrey. As many of you have suggested, I enjoyed my stay very much. Following is my trip report although I tend to forget some of the details: ~~
~~Arrived in Monterrey just after 10:00pm. Took a cab to Ancira and checked in as quickly as I could. Ventured out and immediately found Maxxims (right next door). It is a small disco and there weren’t many people there. About 4 or 5 ladies and 2 or 3 gentlemen. Sat and ordered a Sol. One of the ladies came and sat with me and asked me to buy her a drink. Fortunately she spoke English quite well because I don’t speak much Spanish at all. She was very friendly but I did not find her attractive. Through our conversation, it became clear that she was available if I was interested. I passed and went back out into the street and immediately met a friendly English speaking taxi driver named Alex. As we were talking about my hobby, one of the other ladies from Maxxim’s came out and spoke to Alex in Spanish. She was young and thin. Very nice body and pretty face. Only downside was that she had very crooked teeth. ~~
~~Alex asked if I’d like to spend some time with her. Price was quoted at 1500 pesos. I replied that I would pass for now. He tried to negotiate but I declined and asked him to take me to a table dance club. Off to Poisson. Alex brought me straight past the line formed at the door and we were seated without any cover charge. Alex and I ordered a few drinks and watched the dancers. By now I was getting a bit drunk and sleepy. An absolutely beautiful dancer girl came and planted herself on my lap and began kissing me all over. I must tell you that she was very beautiful. She spoke no English and I wasn’t in the mood to try and figure out the routine so I told Alex that I was ready to head back to my hotel. The bill at Poisson was not cheap but I did not at all feel cheated. Back to Maxxim’s for one last Sol and to see if the thin girl was still there. ~~
~~She was but another lady came and set by me. Bought her a drink and found her quite lovely. 5’5” average body. Not thin, not heavy and a very pretty face. Nice smile (perfect teeth) and pretty eyes. Somehow I managed to arrange for her to spend some time with me in my room for 100US. As we walk toward the elevator at Ancira, several employees stopped us and told me that I would not be allowed to bring the lady to my room. I explained that she was my guest and after much haggling, they allowed her to sign in at the front desk. This lady was one of the most wonderful companions I have ever had. Very passionate and many, many activities were enjoyed. After almost 3 hours of fun, I walked her back to Maxxims and called it a night (or morning as it was). ~~
~~Second evening, I was sleepy from the night before. Decided to get an early start. Well that is impossible in Monterrey unless you visit one of the Masaje places. Nothing gets going until after dark. Waited until dark and exited hotel to find a cab. Wanted to visit TVO. No one wanted to take me to TVO. Only Obsession, Poisson or Prestige. I guess no commissions are paid by TVO but after much haggling I finally found someone to take me there. Was met at the door by an hombre calling himself Hollywood Mike. He set me up with a cold beer and I said “peudo usted recommendar una chica que habla engles?” Well Mike was off before I completed my request and he didn’t hear the que habla engles part so he sends back an amazing creature but who spoke no English. Not sure about her name but if you ever go to TVO you cannot miss her.~~
~~ She was a large woman but not fat. She must have been at least 5’10” with a very nice body, pretty face and short bleached blond hair. I found her to be very attractive. Hollywood Mike talked me into buying her a drink (350 pesos). Demasiado I explained but he was very insistent. Turns out that it was not really a bad deal because it was a whole pitcher of drinks and I was taken upstairs. I saw people going in and out of the booths upstairs but there are windows and the TVO employees would often look inside. Not sure what services were available. I wanted to have some fun with this lady but I was getting too sleepy to try and figure out how. She never asked me if I wanted a dance. She just sat there looking into my eyes and kissing me gently from time to time. I was sleepy so I decided to leave.~~
~~ I left the lovely dancer a 20US for sitting with me and caught a taxi. Told the cab I needed to go to Versage. I’m not sure if that’s where we actually went as I never saw any signs. Anyway, once inside the taxi driver negotiated a deal of 500 pesos for servicio completo. There were only 3 ladies. Two unattractive but one was thin and young and looked pretty good. It’s a deal I said. We went to a small room with a wooden massage table. The lady provided oral with condom very quickly and then climbed onto all fours on the table. De parrito….. fine by me. I was done in about 10 minutes and on my way. Not a good experience but at 500 pesos, I did not feel cheated.~~
~~ Back to Maxxims where I found the lady who had treated me to such a nice time the evening before. Back to my room. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, they do charge you to take a lady out of Maxxims. I think it was 300 pesos but I’m not certain. My total bill was 1000 pesos this night but I did buy several drinks for myself, my novia and the ugly lady who spoke English because she was so nice to me. Felt a bit cheated by this bill but what the hell. Back to hotel with mi novia. This time no commotion. They let us go straight up to my room. Same experience as the night before and same price 100US. Several very wonderful hours. ~~
~~All in all a great time. My only regrets were that I did not at least try to take home the dancer girls from Poisson and TVO. I found both quite desirable and it would have been worth 200US to me to have one in my hotel room for a few hours. Maybe next time.~~ (Review # 5481)
- Monterrey Travel Report Dated Added: Wed May 09 2001 Submitted by: Mosh
Hi, I'm from Monterrey and would like to help anyone visiting us, looking for sex that is.MOnterrey is a nice city and there are nice girls to be fucked...heres something, everything happens in the downtown area mostly....
STREET ACTION:Theres Ann Avenue called Reforma with women on the street, avoid it at all costs, its ultra cheap but girls (girls? grandmas!) are so ugly, this is mainly for poor people.
The are nice girls in a park in front of the ANCIRA HOTEL right at downtown, next to the Macroplaza.In front of the Carl Jrs, if they see you're foreigner they might approach you and hand u a card.Theyre are nice looking and average ask is $1000 ($100 dollars) I had 2 of them at the same time and it was good, one got wet, and gave me a condomless suck, nice fuck and it was worth it.Next to the Ancira Hotel theres a bar and they have girls inside, but here, besides the $100 you have to pay $30 to the club for letting them go out, its mostly a rip off bar, try to avoid it too...
MASSAGES PARLORS: There are hundreds, they're little places wiht6 or 8 girls, cheap ones cost like $10 (yes, ten dollars) for a fuck, ugly girls...the most expensive ones (LE BARON,VERSACE) cost $50 but have pretty girls sometimes, those are the only 2 I would recommend to a friend.Just buy the tabloid EL METRO or EL SOL and look for the sex ads, they're always there.Then take a cab and show them the address in the ad, they're downtown, if you're also in downtown the ride must not be more than $2 or $3.
You get in, choose a girl, pay and get into a room with a doctors bed (that's what I don't like), they suck your cock, if u want a bareback suck you would be asked for a tip, the you fuck her.Oh yeah, other good place is STATUS in PAdre Mier Ave.This ones open 24 hrs. The others are open 10am-10pm Sunday they close at 6pm.
CALL GIRLS: There are a lot of ads for this, I have called 2times and the 2 times girls were fucking ugly.They cost more or less the same that a massage parlor plus the taxi.The problem is you don't see the girl until she arrives...and it can be too late.I really don't know which one has nice girls, I wish I knew...maybe the ones that are most expensive? who knows....sex its the same, 1 hour,bj, fuck....but you can fuck them in your nice big hotel bed.
TABLE DANCES CLUBS: There are like a hundred too, I divide them in 3 categories, Cheap,Medium,Nice. Cheap: Infinito,Imperio,Matehuala etc. Mostly ugly girls, a nice one every once in a while..lap dances are like $4 and you can pay more for hand jobs, blow jobs and sex...not all girls do it but most do.
Mediums:Zuku Zuku,la zota,TKCH, here they charge a cover at the door, lap dances are like $8 and also you can have full nude and hand job dances (like at TKCH for $20, 3 songs...i have come like that 3 times there) ask the girl first what can u do to her if u pay that option, also always ask the waiter for all the services, full sex is like $80 but its done in a stupid little room with a chair, no bed...Zuku Zuke (by the Y Griega Metro Station) has nice girls..and they fuck.
Nice Ones: Amnesia,Obseession,Colorados,Prestigue.The better girls work there, mostly nice cars in the parking lot, rich people....lap dances are $15 but some of the girls are really really pretty.They usually don't fuck (you cant do it there) some may go out but once one asked me for $1000 for a fuck! (but man, she as soooo cute!) anyway the lap dances are hot, they have ads saying you cant touch the dancer but yeah,you can..even suck their tits....i love to have them put their barefeet on my cock..they grab your cock too and put it in their mouth (with your pants on) but beware, as the song ends another one begins and the girls keep dancing, if you don't stop them they'll charge another $15 and so on....so watch out.Ask any taxi driver, most table dances are also advertised in El Metro or El SOL (the nice ones aint, they advertise in the local section of the nice newspaper EL NORTE).
There are some brothels but I'm not very familiar with them except one that is a house by Ave.Felix U Gomez right in front of a SuperG supermarket.In the corner with Ave.Reforma.Its a house with a guard in the door and nice cars parked in front.Its expensive, a 1 hr fuck cost $240 dollars, they have some really nice looking girls, nice elegant bedrooms and a chic atmosphere...you get the idea.They raise their prices often, last year I fucked one there for $100 (one of my fest fuck, nice ass, and I came all over her asscheeks) girls suck your cock with out condom and are generally nice to you...just sit and watch a make a pick.Girls don't come to you unless you call them, its not a ripoff place.Its called Casa Maria Luisa.
~~If u ever come, email me, and if you're a swinger and bring your wife along, call me up and I'll visit you at your hotel! I'm 28 and horny. Fernando. (Review # 3503)
- Monterrey Travel Report Dated Added: Sat Jan 09 1999 Submitted by: International Driver
MONTERREY -I (INTERNATIONAL DRIVER)) was in Monterrey for 10 days in NOV 1998 & had a great time there. I am a Texan(Dallas) AND flew into Monterrey. It is a beautiful city with mountains on all the sides. It has lots of tourist spots, let alone the ""bonito"" muchachas. Here are my observations and recommendations to other sexplorers, (1) Learn as much Spanish as you can. You will ripped of the least. $1 = 10 pesos (approx). Trade in pesos where ever you can.
(2) Cabs are 24 hours. Take cabs everywhere & have the cab driver turn on the meter as soon as you get in. Never pay more than a pesos(than what the meter says) after you get off. It will add up over time.
(3) Rental cars cost more than $50 a day & are not worth it if you are a tourist. A cab is safe & cheaper.
(4) Obsessions Men's Club RIP OFF.(if looking for sex with dancers) Location: Av. Guerrero # 1302 Phone: 374.52.36 Private Dance - 400 pesos 2hr Hotel (fuck) - 2000 - 2500pesos.
(5) Prestige Location: Av. Madero Phone: 333.85.00 Private Dance - 400pesos 2 hr (fuck) - 2000-2500 pesos. It is a outright RIP-OFF.STAY AWAY. (if looking for sex with dancers). Girls standard OK. I had sex with one of the dancers for close to $300 in the end. She [Cindy(Kimberley) Garca] started first with 2200 pesos & but finally forced me into paying for the hotel 220 pesos. This deal was fixed after I got personal table dance for 400 pesos. That is when the deal is struck. This place is run like a Mafia.(mainly targeting foreigners ).The deal was for 2 hrs. She got bored (i guess) & tricked me by saying that she would land up in my hotel & spend all night for free with in the first hour. And I bought into it.
(6) Massage parlor - Location: Near Intersection of Zaragoza & Reforma Best place if looking for sex. I did three girls in 3 hours. Great massages & the girls are friendlier. I found few good looking ones. Price-100 pesos for 25 minutes (includes everything).So with in $20 , you can have lot of fun. Show the girl the time in the watch and have her commit to how long she would stay before the session and enjoy a full session. The quality of the girl varies. Nail the best one & hold on to her or go on shopping to other massage parlors till you find the one you like.
(7) Massage Parlor - Couple on Tapia 353 PTE & 329 OTE For further shopping.
(8) Buy ""Metro"" magazine & see the last page for latest hot spots.
(9) Get into a friendly cab & have the driver take you to some exotic new spot.
(10) Zuku Zuku - Regular titty bar Location: Miguel Aleman (De La Y Greiga area) Can find very young mexicanas(very new to the trade).For a few extra table dances (1 TD=30 pesos), can get phone# extra & work a deal if lucky. The bar does not set up anything for you.
(10) And finally remember ""A whore is a whore"" no matter you spend 2500 pesos or 100 pesos. I would personally shop around all these massage parlors for the woman I like & yet pay the lowest rather than get ripped off by a high class nasty whore targeting foreigners.GOOD LUCK SEXPLORERS! (Review # 454)
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