- Street Action Dated Added: Tue Aug 05 2008 Submitted by: the nasty ninja
There is action to be found in montreal. if you go to rue st catherine around 2 o clock there are street walkers. It's hard to get them if you do not speak french but as you know money talks.
there is also a site where the ladies advertise http://www.annonce123.com/recherche_categorie.php it is in french. but there are many working girls on there. I must say Montreal is not the best place for mongering but action can be found. I found some action for $60 but you must know how to negociate happy hunting guys.
(Review # 24426)
- Longueuil Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Sep 18 2005 Submitted by:
This was the second time I visited an escort. Over the phone, she sounded like a nice immigrant, probably coming from Poland or some East European country. As FS was only 80$, I should have suspected some trap. Indeed, when she opened the door, I wondered if I was at the wrong place: she was almost 60, very fat, with an ugly face. However, being a young and inexperienced hobbyist, I didn't have the heart to leave, and I stayed (big mistake!).
Her apartment was a dump, really. There was stuff all over the place, phone on the floor, and so on. After I paid her, she told me to undress and take a place on the sofa for massage, which was a mere rubbing, very mechanical. I had to insist for her to take down her clothes, revealing her huge tits, at least 44 DDD - but so soggy they almost touched the floor. She kept her panties on, though. When I touched her ass, she seemed displeased and asked me to clean my hand with some antibacterial soap (!). Hey ! I am paying ! BJ was the next thing on the menu. She asked if I wanted a condom, and I said yes, thinking "your saliva will not touch me !" CBJ was actually the best service she provided, even if her face seemed disgusted by the taste of the condom's lubricant.
When it was time for FS, I saw the ugliest thing I have yet seen as a hobbyist: she removed her panties (everything is still fine...) and applied lube at the base of her pussy ! Wow ! Ms. seems to love her job ! How could it continue to be bad ? Well, FS took place not on a bed, but directly on the floor (!). And her damn cat kept watching me fucking her master's pussy hard. She was not into FS at all, but at least did not moan uselessly, and offered herself from behind. I insisted on missionnary too. After coming, I quit the place really quick, and used the max from my car's turbo engine to add distance between myself and that unfortunate experience, thinking about how stupid I was to stay.
A few weeks later, I discovered reading some escort review site that she used to be nicknamed "the Trap" and even the "beast from the east." I fully agree. Repeat? Maybe if SHE paid me 1 million dollars. Otherwise, NEVER.
(Review # 12694)
- Longueuil Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Jul 12 2004 Submitted by:
I found the ad for "Le courrier du sud" in a local newspaper. The woman told me it would be 60$ for half an hour and 100$ for a full hour, and then told me to go to a nearby store, and to call her again from that place. When I called her back, she told me where to go. The lady in this place was in her late 40's, not particularly beautiful, with short, bleached hair. She welcomed me nicely with a hug, and then asked me to get undressed for the shower, and cleaned my genitals and ass with care. I then paid her for an hour, and we proceed to her bed. After some more hugging (where she nicely licked my nipples and made me kiss her small and slightly soggy tits), we proceeded to more serious business. She put a condom on me and began a BJ, while I licked her pussy in the 69 position. A few minutes later, she spread her legs and we had sex. Unfortunately, her moaning seemed very artificial. When we were done, we talked for a while about the time she lost her job as a printer, and then the hour was done. I will probably go visit her again! (Review # 9582)
- Montreal Escort Review Dated Added: Thu Sep 12 2002 Submitted by: gp6969
I visited Montreal over this past Labor Day weekend (Aug. 29 - Sept. 2) and had the opportunity to call a few escort services to get their prices and to see what they had to offer. In my opinion, there is no reason why you should pay anything more than $150 CD an hour for an escort. By the way, $150 CD equals $95 U.S. A few places that I called (i.e. Gold Agency, International V.I.P. and Hot2Touch) were all asking for $200 CD an hour for their escorts. Two of the agencies that I called that offered $150 CD an hour were - Sweet Temptation and Montreal Playmates. ~~~~At first I called Montreal Playmates because they had pictures of four of their escorts listed in their ad. They said that Lyla (18 yr. old blond with blue eyes, 100 lbs., 32B-23-34) would be available in one hour. It was 8:15 PM on a Sunday night and I didn't mind waiting until 9:15 PM until she arrived. Well, 9:15 PM came and went and I called Montreal Playmates back at 9:30 PM to speak with the guy who previously answered the phone to ask him when this broad was going to arrive. He said he was sorry for the delay and that Lyla would be at my room by 9:45 PM. Again, 9:45 PM came and went and I waited until 10:30 PM to call this nimrod back at Montreal Playmates. I told this asshole that I've been waiting 2 1/2 hours for this broad to arrive. ~~ ~~Finally, he tells me that the driver has been having car trouble and that Lyla would not be available until 1 AM. I told this guy to go fuck himself for wasting 2 1/2 hours of my time. I was so pissed off at this asshole because the longest I ever waited for an escort was 30 - 45 minutes, tops. So, instead of offering me a deal, say like $100 for the escort for all the waiting this guy caused me, this nimrod said he couldn't do anything about the delay. Well, I'm putting this place on notice and letting other people know that Montreal Playmates customer service sucks moose balls!! There are plenty of other escort agencies in Montreal that are willing to provide services in a timely and efficient manner. In my opinion, Montreal Playmates SUCKS!! ~~ ~~As for the second escort agency that I called, Sweet Temptation, the lady who answered the phone was really nice and she gave me descriptions of the girls she had to offer. As it was already late at night(11:45 PM), thanks to that asshole at Montreal Playmates, and there were only two girls available at this time. She described a French Canadian girl that she had (Eva, 21 yrs. old, 120 lbs., 36D-26-36) and a Russian girl (Cassandra, 20 yrs. old, 115 lbs. 36B-26-36). I've been to Moscow and St. Petersburg before and Russian girls are really hot in my opinion. So, I decided to roll the dice and I chose the Russian girl. I think that I was a little misled by the woman at Sweet Temptation who described the overall physical attributes of this Russian girl. This girl had a really cute face, nice tits, nice long auburn hair, but the ass was too big for my tastes. But, she made up for the big ass by being really personable, easy to talk to, friendly and eager to please. ~~ ~~When she arrived at my hotel room, I was pleased by her pretty face, nice smile and friendly attitude. Not even five minutes elapsed before all of our clothes were off and she started sucking my dick. It's just too bad that she had to put a rubber on when she gave me a bj. Nothing sucks more than getting a bj with a rubber on. Well, she got me hard and then we had sex in a couple of different positions. After blowing my wad, I sucked on her big tits for a while and she also gave me a massage on my back for 10 minutes. She was really eager to get me hard again, so she started sucking my dick again. It took me longer to get hard for the second time due to that damn rubber she was trying to put on. ~~ ~~You can hardly feel it when you have rubber on. Well, I got hard again and we screwed in different positions before I spunked out. I still had 10- 15 minutes of time left and she was trying to get me hard again!! I told her that I'm not made out of fucking steel nor do I have a Viagra IV drip attached to my arm. I couldn't get hard again if Pamela Anderson walked naked into my room and said she was going to smoke my pole. Cassandra laughed her ass off when I told her this. All in all it was a pleasant experience. I would recommend Cassandra because she was a really nice person and was very eager to please. But, if you don't like big asses, than you better ask for someone else. ~~ (Review # 6124)
- Montreal Strip Club Review Dated Added: Thu Sep 12 2002 Submitted by: gp6969
I visited Montreal this past Labor Day weekend (Aug. 29 - Sept. 2)and went to two strip clubs located on Ste. Catherine St. O. The first club I visited was Gentlemen's Choice, which is located at 1200 Ste. Catherine O. I have been to this club three times before, and in my opinion, this is one of the best clubs on the South Shore. The women in this club are amazing looking. I went to this particular club three nights in a row (Aug. 29 -31) and was never bored by the selection of women there. The $10 (Canadian dollars) contact dance that they offer in the back is well worth it. $10CD converts to just over $6 US. But, you will end up spending at least $20CD to $30CD with each chick that you go back there with. In my opinion, the $20 dances that they offer fully nude in the back are worth it too, but you're not supposed to touch them during this time. ~~~~However, if you find the right girl, she will let you touch her during the fully nude dance and also let you do "other" things to her. Of course, for the "other" things that are done, you will have to pay for it. I found this one dancer at the club who took me in the back to do a fully nude dance and when I saw that pussy less than one inch from my face, I just had to start eating her out. I figured, if I start eating her out and she pulls away or pushes me away, then all I will have lost is $20. But,I found the right girl and she let me eat her out for over 10 minutes and then she gave me a bj without a rubber. At first, I couldn't believe what was happening. I thought I was dreaming. ~~ ~~This has never happened to me before at this club because I heard that they are really strict on the island about these sorts of things. But, I talked to this particular girl for over 30 minutes before we went in the back for our "session." She knew that I wasn't an undercover Montreal cop because she asked me many things about where I lived in the U.S. After she felt comfortable with me, then we went in the back for our session. Needless to say, I was quite surprised by what happened in the back. I won't tell you this dancer's name, but you will have to go there yourself and get some fully nude dances and then see what happens.~~ ~~As a side note, most of these girls will give you their cell phone number after you talk to them for some time. If they trust you, and you are interested in meeting them after hours, then they will give you their cell phone number. I got two cell phone numbers while I was at the Gentlemen's Choice and I met one of these dancers the next day. Believe me, most of these girls just want to make as much money as they can and they don't care if they come to your hotel room for an hour and have sex with you. As long as you have the means, then anything is possible. ~~ ~~Beer costs $6CD at the Gentlemen's Choice and the entrance fee is usually $5CD. But, most of the time there are guys who hang out on Ste. Catherine St. who give VIP passes that allow you to get in free to this club. There are so many strip clubs on Ste. Catherine St. that they don't mind if they give you a free pass. They will make it up on the beer that you buy and the dances that you get. ~~ ~~As for the second strip club that I visited, the Gentlemen's Club, this place is located right next door to the Gentlemen's Choice. In my opinion, the Gentlemen's Club is a more upscale club, with red velour couches, pool tables and other amenities. The night I went there, the place was packed. I had to end up sitting at a table with some guys I didn't even know. Plus, just as I arrived, they stopped the show to bring this one guy from New Jersey up on stage to do the "bachelor party" type of thing. In my opinion, that is so gay. ~~ ~~To get stripped down naked on stage with your dick hanging out in front of 100 guys you don't even know is extremely gay. Plus, the three dancers on stage used a florescent green glow-in-the-dark magic marker to color this guys nuts, ass, tits and face green. Yeah, real cool!! Hey, look at me, I'm a nimrod! So, needless to say, right off the bat I was turned off by this place. And, the quality of the girls there sucked. I think I saw one hot looking broad out of 20 while I was there. ~~~~Plus, the drinks are expensive and the waitresses constantly keep coming up to you asking if you're "all set with your drink." I hate this more than anything. If I want a drink, I'll ask you for one. Otherwise, go finger bang yourself in the corner. ~~~~ ~~The best place to go is Gentlemen's Choice located at 1200 Ste. Catherine O. Don't get fooled by going into the Gentlemen's Club. You will be disappointed by this place. The quality of dancers at the Gentlemen's Choice is vastly superior to what is offered at the Gentlemen's Club. ~~ (Review # 6123)
- Iberville Strip Club Review Dated Added: Fri Nov 09 2001 Submitted by: Bailey
Having a very stressful week at college, I decided to take a trip back across the border to Rendezvous Erotica (mistakenly called Club Erotica in my previous entries). Being Saturday they had a feature dancer, a porn star named Venus something, she was quite beautiful, with massive breast. Her act came complete with pyrotechnics, special effects aside this show was something you'd never see in a strip club in the U.S.. At one point while completely naked, she pulled two guys out of the audience and had them unzip their pants. She then placed a large dildo in each of their pants and zipped them back up, leaving the dildos protruding through the zipper.
~~~~Then she had one lie down and proceeded to fuck him on stage while she blew the other one. Unfortunately for the other dancers, none of the customers were purchasing their services during this show. Right afterwards she announced that she was taking applications for men to play a part in her next film, just leave your name and a photo of yourself naked. Unfortunately I was fresh out naked pictures of myself but she said she'd be there for the next two weeks (trust me I intend to go back).
~~~~~~ After the show I hooked up with Kasey, my favorite regular dancer (see previous entries for the 411 on Kasey). I always enjoy Kasey, she's much friendlier than many of the dancers. After so many visits we've got a rapport going, she lets me do things that other dancers don't allow. After a very satisfying session of blowing me while I fingered her, she gave me her phone number so I could make arrangements to meet her the next time I'm in Montreal.
~~~~ After leaving Kasey I spent some time with Nisha, a very beautiful black dancer with perfect large breasts. I told her that I couldn't be with her for a few minutes since I was just with Kasey and my reserves were still low. In the mean time she went off with another customer. When I was ready, Nisha was still with the other client, so I decided to purchase a lapdance from this exotic dancer I spied across the bar. She looked Asian but she sounded Mexican. It was not a good experience, but at least I got off cheap. She didn't want to do anything and what she would do, she charged double what every other dancer was charging, so I told her never mind and waited for Nisha.
~~~~ Nisha finally finished with her client, I made a grab for her before anyone else can get to her and we went into a booth. I told her that the last dancer told me that she didn't do blowjobs even though I knows she gave the last customer one. She asked me how I knew, I told her that she said she had brush her teeth before she would be ready for me. Nisha laughed saying that, that was pretty dumb of her. Nisha didn't remember me at first since it had been a year since I'd seen her. She asked if I was sure we'd been together.
~~~~ I said I remembered her very clearly since she always smelled of peaches, which I really love. After I said that she remembered me, saying I was the only guy who'd made that comment before. We had a lap dance, so I could worship her fantastic breast, followed by an incredible blowjob. She does it really loud and slurppy (big turn-on). After an incredible orgasm, I took Nisha's number also. Being so close to closing time I knew I wouldn't be ready again before they closed, so I left. No offense to Disney World but this has got to be the happiest place on earth. I can't wait to go back.~~ (Review # 4590)
- Richeleau Escort Review Dated Added: Sun May 06 2001 Submitted by: C
Grand Prix, Spring of 2001 - A friend told me about this place he had been to, Grand Prix. I checked out the reviews here and decided to go there. I found out that all that needed to be said about Grand Prix has already been said in the previous reviews. Description of service is very accurate. The girls are very beautiful, there were about 15 when I was there and there is one for every taste. If you haven't been there, you should go. (Review # 3488)
- Richelieu Strip Club Review Dated Added: Mon Jan 22 2001 Submitted by: Robocrotch
I recently took a business trip to Montreal, and after reading the review here about Le Grand Prix, my curiosity was peaked. I headed out for my first visit on a Tuesday night. Needless to say it was a bit slow and only three girls were working. Since I had the "low down" on approaching the girls for a dance, I asked Jennifer (28, long brown hair, blue eyes, about 5"4", 36c-24-32) for a dance. She led me to a dimly lit booth not much bigger than a coat closet with nothing but a small wooden chair and a little shelf for my beer inside, and asked me to have a seat. After the usual chitchat, we got down to business and she presented the menu, $60 - $100 for bj/full service (max three songs) and $20 for an additional dance. I opted for a dance/ strip tease with a bj follow-up. This was a truly unusual but awesome experience! She recommended that I come back Thurs - Sat night for a wider selection of girls, so I returned on Friday. Again, a memorable experience!! This time I chose Mellissa, (5'4" 40DD, 28-36, 19yo, Blonde hair , Blue eyes) WOW! All I can Say is OH CANADA!!.. BTW if you wait to exchange your US currency at the club you will pay ~40% commission on the exchange, which eats up almost all of the exchange rate difference (their goal). Go to the bank in the Strip mall next door (walking distance) and use the ATM, you will get the current rate in CAD dollars... Also read the previous review of this club.. it is right on the money...ENJOY!! (Review # 3034)
- Montreal Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Jan 10 2001 Submitted by: Anon
In Montreal try Les Divas, listed in the Mirror, the free weekly paper in English. Quality varies, but at $120 Canadian an hour, it's super cheap by US standards. Have had soft, GFE types and porn star types. Well worth the trip. (Review # 2965)
- Richeleau Strip Club Review Dated Added: Mon Aug 21 2000 Submitted by:
This review is for the Grand Prix, which has been talked about before.~~~~Folks, this place is the real deal. I've had lots of friends go here and it is everything you could want: Super hot chicks (7-10), Canadian exchange rate, no pressure, no risk.~~~~The girls are more expensive now ($120-150 Canada) for the full service (lame dance, ok to good bj, screw), the rooms are small, but it is still awesome.~~~~Can't remember the names of all the girls, but Sylvia is drop dead gorgeous and Niki is super hot and she seems to really get into sex.~~ (Review # 2209)
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