- Toronto Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Apr 08 2008 Submitted by: Anon
I was on business in Toronto and had heard that there were many different escort agencies that could help entertain me during my stay. I would be in Toronto for two weeks, and though I typically wasn't one that would spend time with escorts, I knew I could get quite lonely during two weeks in a hotel room. Of all of the escort agencies in the Toronto I had heard of Butterfly Escorts the most and assumed that there had to be a reason for this. I decided to get on their website and see what they had to offer. I thought I would be looking at pictures of girls who looked like escorts, but was surprised not only at how beautiful the women were that were featured on the website, but also how normal they appeared. I enjoyed looking at all of the photos and knew I had found the right one when I came upon a picture of a girl named Veronika. She had shoulder length brown hair, piercing blue gray eyes, and legs that seemed to go for miles.
Veronika was definitely a busty escort, but not overly so, but she was curvy in all of the right places, and that is what I liked. In short, when I saw the picture of Veronika. I knew she was the girl that I would like to spend some time with. She also had all of the escort acronyms behind her name that one could ever want, which meant I could be as adventurous as I wanted to be with her during my stay, and that was a good thing. I didn't always like to get adventurous, but if I wanted to at least I knew the option was there! I quickly made my reservation for the following evening and settled in for the night.
The next day went by quickly and before I knew it Veronika was knocking on my hotel room door. I welcomed her into my suite and she had a seat while I finished getting ready for the evening. We were going to go to dinner, and she had definitely dressed the part in a pink cocktail style dress that fit her figure perfectly. As I checked myself in the mirror one last time I looked beyond my reflection and watched her for a moment. She was quite petite and she seemed so? perfect. I guess that is what I was paying for!
As we made our way to the restaurant downstairs she held onto my arm and allowed for me to lead, which felt good. As we walked I couldn't help but smell her perfume and I commented on it. She smiled and thanked me; I found I even liked the way she spoke. I wondered if I was supposed to have this much adoration for a beautiful, busty Toronto escort, but I just couldn't help myself.
We had great conversation over dinner; she actually shared more of herself with me than I had thought she would. By the end of the meal we were holding hands, touching one another when we talked, and then right before dessert we kissed briefly and I liked the way she looked deep into my eyes. As we ate dessert I felt her foot on my leg and I looked at her and she giggled as her toe traveled up to the crotch area of my trousers and just sat there. To my surprise I immediately became aroused and felt sure that I was blushing as I could feel my penis becoming hard, and I know she felt it too as her foot was touching me! While I could have been embarrassed I simply looked and her and raised my eyebrows, because it was exciting. This prompted her to continue toying with me under the table and soon it was simply too much to bear. I quickly paid the bill and we got up to leave, hiding my arousal under my suit coat.
As we made our way out of the restaurant I put my arm around Veronika's shoulders and the warmth of her skin and the smell of her hair were too much. I spotted a coat closet at the front of the restaurant that was off to the side and quite dark. I led Veronika in that direction and she was about to ask what we were doing when it dawned on her and she giggled, following my lead.
Once in the coat closet we made our way past dozens of coats to a far back wall where we wouldn't be seen. I leaned her up against the wall and pulled her leg up as I pulled her hips into me. I kissed her deeply as I pushed my firmness against her. She quickly began tugging at the button and zipper on my trousers and before I knew it she took my very firm penis into her mouth. In the dark I could faintly see her head bobbing up and down, slowly at first, and then more quickly. Just before I began to climax she stopped, pulled up her dress to reveal she wasn't wearing any pants, and pressed herself against me. I leaned her against the wall again, she wrapped her feet around my waist, and then I entered her. I was pleasantly surprised when I felt the wetness that had accumulated, making my entrance into her easy.
I thrust into her just a handful of times before I began to feel the pleasure mounting again. I stopped briefly, trying to buy myself a bit more time, but she moved herself up and down on me and whispered in my ear? C'mon, I'm about to cum and with that I began to thrust into her roughly, making her moan despite her best attempts to stay quiet. In unison we both had an orgasm and for a few moments we stood there, without moving, to see if we had been detected. It appeared that over the sounds of the diners in the restaurant our pleasure had not been heard. I quickly dressed while Veronika straightened her hair and dress, and then we made our way out of the coat closet, seemingly undetected.
(Review # 23004)
- Ottawa Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Jun 28 2006 Submitted by: Hawkwing
As a resident of the capital for the majority of my sexual life, I've tasted the treats. I cannot deny what these other reviews have said, sadly. There is still sweet candy available though. "I lik'em young fresh and green, with no ham in between if you know what I mean". Just look for Ottawa playgirls. I am 2 for 2 thus far and I would have stuck with the first, but now I can't handle the anticipation of the next tighty. I'm talking serious unprohibited, there to please hmmm smell good, valley talent. Thank you playgirls, thank you, it's so true.
The lad in Montreal made you brought you to Ottawa to save the name of all the prostitutes before you. The game you're in is unlikely to change and it's too bad because every man of age has the right to get laid. Look back and say my god that was sweet pussy but once the crack cocaine has them feeling nothing but shame.
Blame everyone around them and aim their curses, and outrage Yesss, you have risen above it all and stayed to true to the ball I wish I could keep rhyming like the man biggie smalls. But after all I am a white man who stands tall and should stick with eating hamburgers at the local mall. So I just want to say one more thing Dang you got some bombasspussy Thank you for being here in Ottawa
(Review # 15045)
- St. Catharines Strip Club Review Dated Added: Tue Jan 03 2006 Submitted by: Anon
Went to the club Private Eyes also nickname "55" located in St. Catharines, underneath the skyway. Its ok, beer is about $6 CAN, Girls are would say 5-7. Lap dances $20, lots of th girls offer "extras" a girl approach me offer a blowjob straight up for $100?! I believe that is too much so said no. Everything else is typical.
(Review # 13585)
- Sarnia Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Dec 11 2005 Submitted by:
Sarnia Shiatsu in Sarnia was a 10 on a scale of 1-10. I met a girl, Demi... she was gorgeous, very cool and funny. She gave a damn good massage. Where is she now?
(Review # 13276)
- Hamilton Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Nov 16 2005 Submitted by:
Located on Barton St. E... Had a girl, Jessie, vey fine, with the massage, grabs the balls now and then from behind... she rolled me over and proceeded with a bj that was out of this world! She then rolled right onto my face. As I licked her wet pussy, she moaned out so loud that there was a knock to be quiet. She finished off orally, and I blew a wad in her mouth. She didn't swallow, but it was great... all for $140.00Can. It's a must visit...
(Review # 13117)
- Kitchener-Waterloo Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sun Oct 30 2005 Submitted by: Oz
I lived in Waterloo to go to University there. Roxanne's Strip Club was the place to be for guys and girls. Very hot young girls because the city has many universities and colleges. Girls strippin for tuition...lol. Have amateur nites for cash prizes. Good music, food, and people. Always a good time. Would highly recommend to anyone in the area. Lap dances are $20, girls don't do anything extra, though.
(Review # 12978)
- Scarborough Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sat Oct 29 2005 Submitted by: Oz
Tony East strip club. Close to Markam Rd. and Sheppard. Down Sheppard (west) past the CIBC bank on the right. Entrance is on the back. The place is not good at all. The girls are old and ugly and the place has only a few decent girls 7.5-8.0. The place is always dead. Would not recommend it at all.
(Review # 12977)
- Niagara Falls Escort Review Dated Added: Thu Sep 15 2005 Submitted by:
Recently went on a Thursday morning, 11am, for a massage. Had a cute Asian named Jade escort me into a very clean room. I showered, she came back in panties and bra, and gave me a good massage. She said the first part was a massage, the second part would be a sensual massage. I knew right away when the good stuff started. As I lay on my stomach, she rubbed my balls and cock. I almost lost it there. I rubbed her box, and she finished me off with a hot 2 handed jerk. 90 for the massage, 60 tip....money well spent.
(Review # 12666)
- Niagara Falls Strip Club Review Dated Added: Wed Sep 07 2005 Submitted by: Awesome
Hi, all. Just providing a guide for all of you. I live near Niagara falls and have been to all the strip clubs down there. All are pretty basic, ie: $20 lap dance with possible extras. All are pretty average expect for one. Now I don't remember the name since it has been years since I last went. But it is either Seductions or Sundowner on Lundy's Lane. For reference, it is the building on the left when you are looking at both of them from the front. Now I am sure you all have read the reviews and have said it was pretty good, but from my experiences, they were mostly bad.
About 10 of us went down there once, hung out for awhile. One of my buddies was basically drinking all night - and I mean beer after beer after beer. After like 4 hours or so, we decide to leave. So basically, we were waiting for most of us to finish up our last drink. So, the bouncer then came up to us and told my friend (that was drinking all night) to leave because he doesn't have a beer!?? Meanwhile, we paid for cover... We were like, he was drinking all night and the second he doesn't have a beer you kick him out?!
Also, the waitresses there are rude as hell. I was sitting at a table and suddenly I felt someone kick me behind my leg. So, I turn around and saw a waitress all mad at me. I wasn't sure what had happened and she started to yell at me for tripping her. Which, I don't see how since my leg was under the table and she walked up from behind me while I was sitting still. Even had I tripped her, I still apologized, and I assume from her perspective, I didn't do it on purpose. So, cut me some slack!
Lastly, some of us went up on stage for a "toonie slide" when it is a pretty normal routine for the girl to take the toonie from you with her tits. Not this girl, she literally robs you. What happens is you go up on stage, she comes over and uses her "Hands" and takes the toonie from your mouth. We were sayin?! Did she just rob you?!
Nevertheless, I said we are not going back again because of these bad experience... Maybe it was the bouncer, waitress, etc... but we didn't like it and thought it was horrible.
(Review # 12626)
- Sarnia Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Aug 27 2005 Submitted by: BAD_BO
Went to Sarnia Massage. Awesome experience with Amber....OH MY GOD... No F/S offered... didn't care... 3-4 girls to choose from. Will return.
(Review # 12560)
- Ottawa Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Aug 15 2005 Submitted by: "Boy... you gotta bang that pussy. BANG! BANG!"
Just wanted to give visitors to this website some more info about the scene in Ottawa. This post has to do with the escorts one can find in a newspaper called the Ottawa Sun. The last year or so has seen the average cost for a half hour of full service sex go from about $100 to $150 (Canadian funds). It's crazy. What's worse is that a lot of these broads are some of the skankiest hoes you'd ever want to run into.
I had an experience last week where I called up a fairly ordinary looking ad. The girl sounded pretty decent-looking and the price was right at $100 for the half hour for the full service (some light oral action followed by a fuck). I started to get worried when I got to the hotel she was staying at. This was the dirtiest motel I've ever seen. I was pretty horny so I let it slide and went to her room anyway. When she opened the door I was horrified. There before me stood this dirty-looking crack whore like something you'd see on a crime show like Cops or something. She looked like she hadn't showered in about a week. What topped it off was that the bitch had this dirty-looking cast on her foot.
I've been pretty horny at times in my life, but I would never - NEVER - bang a bitch as dirty as she was. I turned around and walked right out. I mean, this bitch was scary, and what gets me is that she wanted me to pay her $100. If she had paid ME $100,000 I still wouldn't have fucked her. Seriously, the bitch was that scary.
With my plans blown out of the water on that one, I decided I'd try another ad. This one was a little flashier. It was the same price and this girl was a redhead. Over the phone the girl had mentioned that she was "considered attractive." She wasn't. All you guys out there need to be careful with this one. Anytime I've run into a girl I've never met who uses this line, 95% of the time I would say they're considerably less than attractive. So anyway, she was still better than the last one (at least she wasn't wearing a fucking cast) so I said, what the hell.
Well, things started out pretty good, with a bj, no condom. I usually wear one anyway, just cause you never know what kind of diseases these hookers have. So after about 30 seconds of that, I put one on and started fucking her. Well anyway, I'm doing her and I notice that my cock is just gliding in and out of her pussy like I'm fucking a glass of warm tea. I pull out, and holy fuck, there's blood all over the condom. The stupid bitch is menstruating. If her stupid boyfriend hadn't been waiting outside for me to finish, I think I would have strangled this bitch. I told her I was going to stop right there because I was disgusted, and she says to me, "well, it doesn't bother me."
My advice to anyone looking for sex in Ottawa is: forget it. At one time, the Ottawa Sun was a pretty good place to find decent hookers at a fair price ($80 - $100 for a half hour full service), but now you're taking your chances. The illegal drug scene has polluted the business. It's hard to find a decent looking hooker. The street scene is no better. It's full of nasty bitches like the two in my story. Having said this, though, the prices might be better. I don't know as I've never seen one I thought was hot enough to take a chance on getting caught by the cops with.
(Review # 12450)
- Barrie Strip Club Review Dated Added: Thu Jul 21 2005 Submitted by:
Go to Misty's! I went there during a slow afternoon and had a few dances. Then I smartened up and asked the next girl which ones would be willing to do more. Lucky for me, it was the one I was with! She asked me if I was a cop and I placed her hand inside my pants and said, "a cop would not do this." We rented a room and she rocked my world. Biting, hair-pulling, BJ, anal, ice... and the list goes on. She wanted a steep $500, but I was more than willing to oblige after all that bliss. The next time she asked for $500... but stayed for 2 full days. Every time I was spent, she went for the BJ. Every time I fell asleep, she went for the BJ. Even when I could not perform, she went for the BJ. My dick was raw from all that punishment... but by far the best time of my life.
(Review # 12116)
- London Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon May 23 2005 Submitted by: Anon
Visited the Mirage.. spent a half hour jacuzzi with Ginger.. nice girl.. nice body, I'd say a 7. Tub talk was okay... table massage wasn't that great. On the flip she asked if I wanted to be massaged "there" and finished the happy ending. $100 USD complete. (Review # 11561)
- sarnia Escort Review Dated Added: Sun May 22 2005 Submitted by: Giggen
Well there is like three services in this small town. It is a boarder town the first one is the biggest it is called Absolutely Devine. This one is not always honest about there girls but when they are man they are great. I suggest Serra she is really good, and the second one is Lovers Lane.
I went there once they are milfs so if you like ladies 35+ then that's your place and if you like super skinny then I can't remember the name of it. I got two skinny girls there they where good to prices the first one is 140 for an out call 160 in the second is 130 out 150 in the third is 140 out 160 in
(Review # 11549)
- Oshawa Escort Review Dated Added: Tue May 03 2005 Submitted by: lumberjack
Hi guys I met Sabrina Tonight in Oshawa, she is a nice girl, nice face, her skin is soft. But her stomach is not flat. She is shy and she admits it, she does that only for the money. She does not like it, she is in a hurry to get things done and to get out ASAP. No MSOG were permitted, her pussy is partially shaved, she seems to have a breasts job done. But no implants, her butt is O.K. not much, she is nice, but not really into it. After 40 minutes she told that she had to leave because she needed a cig. I've been told that this agency is a hit or a miss, they were right, for 150$ an hour you get what you paid for!!!! But at least that was better than being alone in Oshawa, I think I'm better off having a nap, and going to the liquid in Withby. There I should get a good shag for free, and she will really be into the session!!!! If you are alone in Durham, and you feel really lonely, call her, otherwise, do the job yourself. Sabrina, is a very nice person, but not a very good SP, not the best I have seen so far. She reminds me of a girl in St-Jonh's NF with the only difference, she was blond also, but with a darker skin (Jamaica). A blond girl from Jamaica, not really a good mix. (Review # 11385)
- london Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sun Apr 03 2005 Submitted by: beaker
After an evening of clubbing in london I was just a tad on the horny side and drove on down Dumas st tosee what I could find. I stopped in a MP called Mirage--exotic massage. After a brief disscussion with the door lady I decided on the Duo massage. At $100 for a half hour and reciprocal touching I figured it was worth a shot--no pun intended. A very attractive brunette (about a 8 or so) showed me to the room and directed me to shower. When I finished she and her friend returned. The other half of the duo was another attractive brunette (a 7--a little thick but nice face and good attitude). I recieved a very thorough massage and after flipping I did not have to ask for extras they just started--infact they asked if I mind--ummm lets just say it was a rhetorical question. They took their time and I know I got more than my half hour's worth out of it. I tipped them $70 each after the fact. I will definitely go back when I return to London, that's for sure. (Review # 11191)
- Thunder Ba Street Action Dated Added: Tue Sep 14 2004 Submitted by: HelpingTheHobbyistCommunity
Info current as of early September, 2004. There was a police sting operation on Simpson Street in Thunder Bay that resulted in a number prostitution related charges, not to mention editorial condemnations and the pointed mention of the need for a safe and legal red light district.
(Review # 10122)
- Ottawa Street Action Dated Added: Fri Jun 04 2004 Submitted by: Helping The Hobbyist Community
It's hard to believe that I'm going to have the honour of busting the cherry on OTTAWA, but that's the deal. Information current as of May 29, 2004. Police conducted a sweep of the downtown core, arresting 24 women and 52 men, most of whom went to John school or the Sex Trade Worker Education Program (STEP). Sorry, don't have more specific locations but something for Ottawa is better than nothing, and perhaps folks can add. (Review # 9236)
- St. Catharines Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sun Feb 22 2004 Submitted by: Jay
Went to Private Eyes last night and it was not busy at all. The girls said it was because of the weather (snowing), that the guys stayed in. I was drinking for a while with a buddy and we just kept telling the chicks who were soliciting dances "to come back later". Then this chick 'Destiny' walked up and grabbed my crotch and whispered into my ear to have her dance for me.
I couldn't argue and followed her in back. Let's just say she's not shy and she'll offer to go the extra mile (or several inches) if you have the cash. Of course, the bar can cash advance your credit card if you need it. I spent $140Cdn. Overall, we really enjoyed the trip. (Review # 8416)
- Toronto/NYC Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Nov 30 2003 Submitted by: Jason
I recently answered an ad for Jade.
She is also known as discreetjade.
Lets just say she is a talent and an angel.
She is not a 'regular' girl. she works part-time and has a 'very select clientelle'
We spoke through email and photos were exchanged, although no face pics.
Her rate is higher than most, 350canadian, but the night I spent with her was worth it.
She arrived at my hotel room. definently the girl-next-door...good looking, slim, petite.
We broke the ice with some wine and chat, then the most amazing massage. She teased me abit.
I had booked two hours to start, but ended up having her for the night, well worth it I may ad.
Her BJ, GFE experience was out of this world.
Chemistry was there. although she is not a kisser, I understood that part of the arrangement.
She only responds to serious minded men, so if you dont get a response, like I did the first few weeks, just be real and she WILL get in contact with you.
I wont go into particulars, but, being from New York, and having seen many providers, Jade was the creme de la........in every way.
(Review # 7951)
- Niagara Falls Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sun Nov 16 2003 Submitted by: i love strippers
Went to the Sundowner. This place is a worth the trip. Chicks are smokin' hot. You won't get laid inside the club unless you are a chick, so head next door to deja vu massage parlor. Great time at both. Girls at the sundowner are mostly rated 8-9. The slavic and russians girls will do more than the canadian girls. Plenty of sweet pussy in this place. Great place for a bachelor party. (Review # 7899)
- hamilton Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Aug 04 2003 Submitted by: mike
whenever I go to Canada I go to Hamilton for an extra day to use the escort services there, my favorite is
Wild Orchid, a very good escort service, nice girls and only $150.00 cnd. (Review # 7273)
- Niagara Falls Strip Club Review Dated Added: Fri Aug 01 2003 Submitted by:
I recently visited Mints and Sundowner on different days. Both visits were around 2-3pm.
At Mints there were only about 3-4 girls. 3 of them were good looking--i'd say a 7, the other was a 5. Basically, they all came up to me unsolicited and asked to go in the back room with me. The best looking was Martina. I spent $60, and came during her lap dance. She had a great body, but was a little older. SHe also could barely speak english, so there was no real verbal communication going on.
At Sundowner, there were about 5-6 girls ranging 7-9. I got the 9, Chloe. I spent $80.00 for great lap dances--and I came.
I didn't ask either for anything other than a lap dance and neither asked. I guess I find it difficult to actually make such a bold proposition, such as "give me a blow job." Maybe next time I will. (Review # 7259)
- Niagara Falls Strip Club Review Dated Added: Thu Jul 31 2003 Submitted by: Buffalo dude
I had three recent experiences in Niagara Falls recently. The first was at Mints. It was about 2pm and it was pretty dead. Only about 3 or 4 girls at any given time. And they basically attack you. They approach you and ask to dance. I said yes to one-Martina. I'd say she was a 7. A great tight body, but a little old. She did the basic lap dance and rode me while i was clothed for 3 songs at which time I came. Not a bad experience, but not fantastic either.
The next week i went to the Sundowner. I asked this girl Chloe to dance for me. She was HOT. I'd give her a 9. Same deal as with Martina--4 songs later I came--it was really good, but still no actual contact with my cock.
The next experience was at a massage parlor--Fascinations. I paid $90 Canadian for an hour. There were only two girls available--one was a 3, and the other was a 5--Tia. She had a very nice body, but was not very friendly. She asked for a tip--said it should be between 30 and 120. She had said she was going to give me a reverse, but never did. She gave me an uninspired hand job. I gave her a $60 tip and left. I won't go back. (Review # 7250)
- Hamilton Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Mar 20 2003 Submitted by:
Hello guys...~~A few days back I went into this so called Hong Kong massage parlor in Hamilton (551 cannon street east)and experienced the worst massage of my life.~~~~There’s this lady (at least 40 years old) who claims herself to be a doctor...she told me for one girl she'll charge 30 dollars and for two gals, the charge is 60 dollars ...so I wanted 2 girls and the lady told me for 100 dollars, the girls will go all the way (as in blow job)...so I went up to the room and lied down...and after a few minutes, two girls entered (which included the old bitch)....and then what went on I can’t explain...they gave me a typical Chinese massage (I don’t know why they call it massage becoz while doing so, they beat the hell out of me!!!...~~ ~~Slapping my back and wat not)...and then she asked me to lie down on my back. I did so and then they gave me the lousiest hand job of my life...first of all, they were so ugly that my dick didn't even stand up and over it, they didn’t even take their clothes off.....so it took a long time for my dick to stand and then after rubbing my dick for about 15 minutes, I released my load...~~Immediately after that, I left and I swore to my self, "no more Chinese and Hong Kong massage for me"~~ ~~So guys, this is my advise for you, don’t make the same mistake I made...~~ (Review # 6980)
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