Watch out for those girls Granville street like Joe said. Terrible big scam with the photocopy of your ID at the Bossman hotel for the room. Had a naked 200 dollar US hand job from a blonde bitch with big fake tits. I was pissed of course and this blonde bitch had told me of her bad dates in which she had trouble with johns, DAH no wonder you are a fucking ripoff and the hotel is part of it.

While I was getting my shower I noticed that her purse was in the bathroom with the door locked behind me. I should have taken my money there and then. But hey I will not lower myself to her scumbag level.

Found out the next day could have had full service about two blocks away from the Canada place cruiseship centre. Great looking girls at the massage parlor there, I told them about my adventures the evening before and they told me 180 full service and they rolled their eyes about the scam that they have probably heard of before.

Avoid Granville street and the area South of the Commadore ballroom. No street hooker is worth 600 dollars for full service even with fake tits and a nice face. A far cry from St Maartens with pretty Columbian girls at the Seamans club for 40 dollars max. Mexico is even cheaper then Vancouvers Gandville St. and better quality as far as looks and friendly service go. Sure you can expect high prices in Canada and the United states and I dont mind . I just want good service and a fair price for the market.

(Sept. 2004) Vancouver Canada.

What the HELL happened to Candy Land North? For many years, when my urge for young white hoes was on tap, I would head to the land of opportunity and get a great exchange rate. I have had many, many wonderful dates. Some I wanted to marry! Beautiful, young clean girls and no Johnny Law concerns. There used to be hot, well dressed model types along Seymour and Richards at the $200 level.

NOT anymore my fellow smut lords. Not a single slut in sight for three nights running. I have had great experiences as well for much less money down off of Hastings. Mostly around Franklin, Cordova and Victoria streets. This was the area where the girls were independent unlike those uptown that had pimps. I had never had a bad evening. I was always blown away at the quality and the affordable price. At that time the exchange rate was positive at $1.65 US/$1.00 Canadian. The rate this week was a dissapointing $119.

Best part was they were always willing to go back to my hotel. This trip has made me re-evaluate coming back. I did find plenty of girls, but sad to say, every one of them was loaded on some drug or another. I didn't see one clean girl. Now remember I've dated hot 19 year olds and some I swear were much younger. Most were real girlfriend experiences. I will admit to loving crack whores, as they do anything and everything without attitude. I did manage to find a 20 year old that was very sweet. Only thing was I had to wake her up frequently to get her going. Smack makes them zone out. I enjoyed her because she had the face of an angel and enjoyed making out. I know, very rare.

I'm 57 years old and do tip well for a good kisser. I haven't kissed my wife in years. The only down side was the drugs had ruined her skin which made me feel uneasy. I called her back for three nights in a row until I got bored.

Last night I found a very cute little Philippine cutie with decent skin. Got her back to the room and then found out she was on the rag and wouldn't fuck. A lesson learned here, after giving her a $100 bill was that I had to come up with another $20 when she reminded me the cab couldn't make change. Pretty dumb of me. Well that's my saga.

Until then, there is always Tijuana or the local Asian massage parlors. With respect to the Asian hangouts, I have learned the smart deal is the private homes where these businesses have set up shop. There are many around the US and by far are much safer then the strip mall massage places. Can't get busted when the cops need a search warrant to enter a private home. Besides who's to say I wasn't there to visit my girlfriend. Once you walk in, hand them the money and they disappear to hide it, so no evidence. My experience has been $60 for the room for an hour and $100 for the girl. What I get for this is a hot shower to start, a great massage and a great fuck. Tell me, why is is only the Asians who love to lick your bung hole. 9 out of 10 times this happens. Some I would marry, most are just plain sweet. Asians really understand how to treat us Americans. Ever have a girl put ice cubes in her mouth, go down on you, then fill their mouths with hot water and go down on you again. My goodness, what a feeling. Stay safe my friends and leave a few pussies for me.