- Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Mar 18 2001 Submitted by:
Just traveled to London...beware of the peep shows as mentioned. A pretty Italian or Eastern Euro piece of trash will try to lure you into a 5 pound peep show, but will then hit you with a 200+ pound fee for having the whore simply sit down next to you...then upon leaving, an Italian or Eastern Euro thug will try to strong-arm you out of the hundreds of pounds....merely an intimidation ploy, but they are liable to rough you up if you're an unsuspecting old little tourist...street walkers are crack whores too....never went to a legitimate strip club due to their priciness...noticed the several advertisements in phone booths though....which range from 50 - 70 pounds per half hour...basically, London is an expensive place to try an buy sex...and the cheap stuff will get you likely hurt...the walk-in flats in SoHo are for real, but are simply a pump and run type set up....don’t plan on staying there for more than 10 minutes...but if you just want cheap bang, then go for it...London does have a lot of hot Indian, Asian, Black and Mixed chicks...its worthwhile trying to find those *working* girls next time I am there....most of the working girls found were crappy British or European dirt whores...for great cheap fun, stick with Caribbean or South America...Amsterdam is the only place in Europe worth a visit for hunting...Ciao (Review # 3303)
- Euston, London Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri Dec 22 2000 Submitted by: pp
I have just visited the Euston Massage house. It is located near the Euston train station. It is a small place and all businesses are done in the basement. That day they had three girls who are dressed quite sexy. There is an entrance fee depending on how long you want to stay for instance, 20 pounds for 40 minutes. But, don't take this seriously because the business is over you just have to leave.
In the basement, there are few rooms with a grappy surgeon type of bed. She then asks you what extra service you want. The price starts at 100 pounds for full sex. I think it is not a nice place. The money is first and service is second which I guess we want just the way around. (Review # 2877)
- London Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Oct 02 2000 Submitted by: Jo L.
With great sorrow I have to report on a very different experience with Monica than Joe’s. She is either fed-up or very inconsistent, but I had the worst rip-off of my life. She is very pretty, that’s true, but performance is absolutely poor, even though I am a good looking guy and was extremely nice to her. Took her to dinner (where I had to do the talk and she kept yawning), then, upon her request, to a cinema. Back in the hotel room, she seemed upset that I expected sex… Did nothing but open her legs. With a lot of lubricant I was able to get through. Did not even let me touch her tits. She liked to sleep in my arms. She said it was nice and wanted to stay till the morning in that position. She knew very well why she had asked her (huge) fee in advance. Otherwise I would tell her that it was her who had to pay me (though I am not like that – I would pay anyway). I had to kick her home. Masturbating is a far better experience, and is a LOT cheaper. (Review # 2496)
- London Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Sep 20 2000 Submitted by:
I had been to London, looking for pretty girls. I decided to go for the cards displayed on public telephone booths. Everywhere in London on telephone booths, there are 100s of cards displaying girls’ photos and contact numbers. I just selected one and gave a ring. I was informed the address and the description of a girl. I went in there and I was told to wait. After 5 minutes a girl in a towel came. She was different than the picture but really pretty. She was Asian, slight tanned , sexy face and a good figure. She charged me £40 for 20 minutes.~~I decided not to go for sex but for romance and hand relief. So I hugged her, squeezed her in my legs and finally ask her to sit on me and to do a hand relief. After 25 minutes she didn't spare extra minutes and left. I was quite ok with the deal and didn't have any problem.~~ (Review # 2413)
- West London Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri Aug 04 2000 Submitted by: Fantasy Man
May I say, I have been to Soho many times for the quickie £20.00 +£40.00, i must have been in most of them. Out of all of them there is one place which has a Pro who actuallys enjoys doing what she is doing.
Its near L:es Misrables, it is located between a pub and a Chinese food place. when entering these places. This is what you should do, if it has 1st & 2md floor models. Always go to the 2nd floor and work your way down. This way you will not look silly. Never listen to the famous, she will be 5 minutes crap. Always ask is she free now.
Other wise you get caught in a embarrassing trap waiting for this girl, who you have know idea if she is good looking. I find they get upset if you go in there to see her and she is not your type. She is obviously ugly. She’s probably gets this a lot. They try to make you feel bad. If so do not its a great way to get you to pay for someone you do not like.
hope these helps. One thing not all girls in Soho are bad, some are really nice. Hope this helps (Review # 2095)
- London Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Jan 31 2000 Submitted by: Joe
Monica is a very pretty young lady of far eastern descent...a bit exotic looking. Great eyes and smile. A touch of an accent adds to her charm, and she is very articulate for her age. Great body...not an ounce of fat, great skin, all natural. She is very accommodating, and quite skilled at her art. Truth is, I think she's like the cereal kid....she likes it...she really likes it. Her hair is long and soft and done in ringlets, which I find to be very sexy. Not a clock watcher at all. I would see her again, no question. She has a better body than the web site photos, and has a very pretty face, which isn't shown on the web pics. She has the sweetest personality of any provider I've ever seen. Her website is: http://members.xoom.com/monicauk (Review # 1441)
- London/Soho area Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Jan 24 2000 Submitted by: Anon
In October 99 I had a very good experience in London and felt it deserved a mention. I was staying in Covent Garden and I spent some time checking out the various offerings in the nearby area. Soho had quite a bit, but it was pretty seedy for the most part. I have also heard that you have to be careful of rip offs. However, I did try one place that I had heard about online - the Blore House, located on Blore Court in Soho. They have a web site - http://www.users.dircon.co.uk/lesgirls/ I highly recommend it.
I won't go into all the logistic details, they are on the web site. I called in the late morning to set up an early afternoon appointment (They are apparently busy so this is a good idea) They have two girls on any particular day. I set up an appointment with Paige.
When I arrived I was met by a friendly middle aged women who ascertained that I was there to see Paige. She showed me to the room and told me Paige would be in shortly. After a few minutes, Paige came in. The web page description did not lie. She was an tall, willowy, and quite attractive blond. Most of all, what impressed me was that she came in with a big smile and a very friendly attitude. We did cover the particulars of the transaction, though it was done in a way that did not make it feel like a business meeting. Since it was my first time here, I went for 1/2 hour at 55 pounds. (I was later to be glad of going for the minimum time, but not for the reason you might expect.) Paige left with the money and returned shortly.
During that time I examined the room. It was generally clean and I noticed a large number of costumes on the wall. When Paige came back she asked if I was interested in any of the costumes. I said no but we spoke about them and "business" in general for a few minutes. She said she was open to most anything. Conversation was easy and she was very open. Pretty much without my saying so, she ascertained what I wanted and she proceeded to undress me, all the while being quite attentive. She was wearing a teddy which she soon took off.
She had me lie face down on the bed and proceeded to give me a massage, working all the way up and down my body. Of particular note, she made excellent use of her tongue, particularly on my balls and around my ass. I think she caught on that I was not used to the attention to my ass and she redoubled her efforts, occasionally giggling when she caught me clenching up when she approached "more personal areas". After a while, she turned me over and massaged the front of my body and with a condom she gave an expert BJ. By the time we moved to the main event, I had been teased to total distraction. She did not rush me at all, but to be truthful, I didn't last long. Without bragging, I can generally last as long as I want. But on this occasion, I couldn't hold out, nor did I want to.
I have to pay Paige the highest complement, she was a true professional. By that I mean that she understood very well that her job was to make me enjoy myself. Unquestionably, she was the best. I highly recommend her. (Review # 1374)
- SoHo Other Dated Added: Wed Jan 12 2000 Submitted by: senor sleezio
I can only emphasise what the previous reviewer spoke about in detail. I work in Soho and do not have sex with the girls although my work involves knowing them in detail.
Basically the 'walk in' flats involve paying £20-40 for a quick 10-15 minute fuck. They are basically open doors on the street with a stuck on piece of paper saying 'model upstairs' or something. The vast majority of the women working these places are now Albanian ( think East Europe with an Italian spin) and most are trafficed and or pimped. They are young and good looking but basically do not enjoy what they are doing at all and this I am sure will reflect in the service they provide.
Guys ! please do not go in to the 'live shows!' You will be robbed. These are not legitimate striptease operations with the exception of the Soho Strip on Dean St and the Raymond Review Bar. The other places will charge you hundreds of pounds (really!) for some manky orange juice and the dubious privilege of having some scabby crack whore sit down near you. When you refuse to pay a big thug will appear. If you are really stupid and get into this situation PAY NOTHING and INSIST the police are called. Also do not under any circumstances whatsoever have anything to do with a woman approaching you on the street and looking for 'business' They are without a doubt crackheads looking to rob you who will very definitely have some big yo keeping his eyes on things from across the road. Rupert St and the alley near Review Bar (walkers court) are famous for this. So if you are coming to Soho with a boner be careful and remember the golden rules;~~ ~~ Live show equals clip joint~~ steet hookers will rob you~~ walk in flats will give you a legitimate (if morally dubious)service.~~ (Review # 1308)
- Soho Warning Dated Added: Sat Jan 08 2000 Submitted by: Anon
Dear sir,please post this warning where you think appropriate. ~~ ~~ I would like to inform potential customers of 'GIRLS'~~ entertainment bar on Rupert Street in Soho.London SW1.~~ I visited this establishment in January 2000.~~ Immediatley on entering I was presented with a 150GBP($220 US).It was then made clear that I should pay it or have to deal with the heavy on the door.~~ Please ensure you know the score when entering these places in Soho,London.~~ ~~ (Review # 1274)
- London Travel Report Dated Added: Fri Jan 07 2000 Submitted by: Harry
Well I have lived in London all my life and can give you guys a few tips on the current situation. Kings Cross is a NO NO. Many rip-offs and cameras all around the area plus unmarked police patrol regularly. I drove a girl to her room and when we undressed, her pimp/boyfriend or whatever came in and I had to loose all my money to get out. There are many areas throughout the UK where girls can be found on the streets but just one word of warning. If the police catch you will definitely end up in court and the police now operate as pros often.
OK it's not all bad, in Central London all phone boxes are covered with cards and telephone numbers. Cost for these girls is around $70 - $120 for 1 hour. Don't take too much notice of the pictures as the girls seem to move around often. This is actually legal as it is only soliciting that is illegal. There are now many girls from the far east and in my opinion are the best. I find the UK girls washy. Another source is through escort agencies. Loads can be found on the Internet and the girls are really great looking and excellent on the job cost for escorts $200 - £275 and for this, they will come to your place. If you have any questions, email me at: harry_hat69@hotmail.com Getting ready for Calcutta now for some real fun! (Review # 1266)
- London Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sun Jan 02 2000 Submitted by: karllark28
If your looking for a good time in London, I'd advise you to give "les girls"a call and try their services. I was in London for a week last September. About 2 weeks before I left, I made an appointment to visit Lucy at "les girls".
I arrived in London that morning, after checking into my hotel where I was staying for the week I went for a walk to find what street "les girls" premises is on, after finding it, I went back to the hotel to get ready for my night out, I left the hotel 5 minutes before my appointment with Lucy, when I arrived at the house and was invited in to the house, I was met by a beautiful female at the top of the staircase who invited me into the kitchen and offered me a drink and told me Lucy would be with me in a few minutes. So while I was waiting I started to talk to the beautiful female about where I was from.
When Lucy was ready for me she invited me into her room, at first she started to take my clothes off and then asked me did I want a massage, I said yes so I lay face down on the bed, half way through the massage she stopped to take off what she was wearing and lay on top of my back and continued to give me a massage, and what a massage it was beautiful, sensual and very erotic, after that she said to turn over, when I did she got on top of me and started to go up and down on me for about 20 minutes, it felt like longer, I wish it were, when my hour was up I thought to myself I should have booked Lucy for 2 hours, I enjoyed myself so much in that hour, with been felt welcome there, when I go back in September, I will be booking for 2 hours this time. (Review # 1119)
- London Travel Report Dated Added: Wed May 05 1999 Submitted by: Jon
If you are planning a visit to Central London and have ever wondered what's on offer on the sex front, then I hope these comments of use to you. Everything here is based on my own experience.
Where can you go for some action in Central London? There are a number of flats in Soho, most of which can be identified by the signs in the doorways which usually refer to a ""Model"". These can be a real lucky dip - you can meet a nice girl or an absolute dog. Prices range from around £20 for sex to £55 or £60 for 30 minutes. Be warned that even something as straight-forward sounding as 30 minutes can vary from girl to girl. For one it will mean 30 minutes of sex and if you're up to it then you can come twice. Others will just let you come the once and then that's it - even if you have 20 minutes of your time left it's tough and there are no refunds! Fine if you can keep going for 30 minutes, expensive if you can't. To be honest for these sorts of places you would do best just to go for either just sex or sex and oral. Very few (if any) of the women working in Soho do anal as well - I've only met one.
Some of the flats have English girls but some of them have foreign ladies and it always seems to me that these girls are here for less than legitimate reasons. You may have heard about the International Sex Trade and how women are brought from countries like Thailand and Russia to work in Europe and how they get almost none of the money they earn. I'm convinced that some of the girls in the Soho flats are in this situation - some of them can hardly speak English and one experience with a Russian girl really worried me. It was so obvious that she didn't want to be working as a prostitute but her English was so poor that she could hardly tell me how much sex would cost. Also, if you're visiting Soho never ever go anywhere near the clubs. These might look quite appealing with a girl at the door offering you a live show but if you go in she'll ask you if you want to buy her a drink. Fine you might think. Until you get the bill for her drink, which is likely to be around £70. Stories of poor unsuspecting punters being accompanied to the nearest cashpoint by a large bouncer from the club to pay their bill are commonplace. The clubs are not sex establishments, they are what we call in England ""clip joints"", that exist purely to relieve punters of money by promising rather than delivering. Also beware women that hang around the bottom end of the street market in Berwick Street. They will be asking punters if they want a girl. You may well want a girl but as with the clubs they aren't offering this; they are trying to relieve punters of cash.
So where else can you go? If you've got a lot of money to spend then an escort would be the best answer. You'll certainly pay a lot more then you will in Soho but with a little research looking through the reviews on the Captain 69 site you'll certainly get a more informed view of the women, what services they offer and what others think of them. Some only go to Hotels, others have apartments that you can visit. These are usually nice places in contrast again to the Soho flats, most of which are average places at best and horrible at worst.
There are also numerous other flats based around the W1/W2 area. I have only visited places in the W1 area so cannot comment on the others. Most of these are more discreet than the Soho flats and do not have signs outside. The infamous cards in phone boxes around the West End give phone numbers of these flats, although do beware impossibly flattering descriptions given by maids who work for the girls - they are there to sell of course! Some of the cards have photos on them that claim to be genuine pictures of the lady - again, don't take this too literally and then you won't be disappointed. Prices for these flats are usually higher and some girls charge as much as £60 just for sex.
There are some houses with more than one girl working in them. Les Girls is one of these and I think it's the best in the Soho area. They have decent facilities like showers and clean towels. I used to visit them regularly and liked the way they operated. I would certainly rate Angel at Les Girls as one of the most consistent ladies I've been to see on a regular basis - as well as being (in my opinion) very beautiful, for me she gives the best blow job ever! There was another similar house set up by a girl called Rachel in St Giles High Street which was called Maison Demi Monde. As far as I know this has now shut or moved. When it started there were some beautiful girls working there but towards the end the standard declined.
Where else then? There's a nice place near Warren Street called The Stables which advertises on cards in phone boxes - they are quite pricey but the girls are nice and they do most services (including kissing but not anal). These places do tend to open and close without warning so you may be reading this and find some of the things I've mentioned are no longer there. I guess it's all part of the ""pot luck"" factor that characterises the West End of London. (Review # 402)
- London Escort Dated Added: Sat Apr 10 1999 Submitted by: big Ron
IF you are looking for a no nonsense and honest escort service in London I thoroughly recommend Hearts of London. The first time I rang they actually told me they didn't have exactly the type of girl I was looking for at the time. I rang back the next night and this time they recommended a lovely girl called Suzie who was everything I asked for. Surely this has got to be a first for an escort agency. Well done Hearts I will definitely be ringing again !!
Here is the number 0181 674 2969 Go get em !!!!!!!!!!! (Review # 401)
- London Escort Dated Added: Sun Mar 14 1999 Submitted by: Red
Was in London again and called Academy Girls but the number had changed to 0171 727 0172. I called and spoke to John the ""Cuntroller"" and was called by 3 girls. I settled on a East European girl called Maya. Well the fee was £200/2hrs and it was great. She came to my hotel dressed very smartly which I soon disposed of. She was 21 with reddish bob and trimmed pussy. We started of with some stroking and kissing when I slipped my hand inside her panties and started to finger her pussy. She licked my fingers clean. She then went down on me and gave me an unforgettable BJ which finished with me cumming in her mouth and she swallowed. We proceeded to fuck like there was no tomorrow and she was very enthusiastic. I slipped the finger up her ass which I like to do and she was fine about this. I came on her face and tits which she wiped up in her hand and put in her mouth. A great experience. So when in London for no disappointment call 0171 727 0172 and get a great escort. Money well spent (Review # 400)
- London Travel Report Dated Added: Sun Jan 10 1999 Submitted by: MorgAN
Vivian is back at Duck Lane, W1 For those with good taste, you may like to know that Vivian has reappeared at the Cottage, Duck Lane in Soho. I met up with her on a Sunday, but I gather she is often there on a Monday too. As usual, quality, energy, appearance and personality all merit 10 out of ten. Phone 01715449 4158 or 4159 to check on when this beauty is on duty! (Review # 399)
- London Escort Dated Added: Sun Sep 20 1998 Submitted by: The Seeker
Before I engaged Jessica, I had only ever had one other encounter with a London prostitute. She I had picked-up from Soho (yes, yes, I know I am a fool) and that was a complete disaster. I ended up getting well and truly ripped-off and vowed never to use the services of a prostitute again. Then came along the Internet. Jessica was one of the first prostitutes who embraced the new technology and after visiting her web-site, it felt safer engaging her. I am not going to go into a blow-by-blow account. Simply that she has managed to satisfy some of my most demanding sexual fantasies time-and-time again. Bit pricey but well worth it if you are looking for someone attractive and intelligent and who will engage in (almost) every sexual act you can think up off. She is only available on e-mail. Will not give her phone number even although I have now met her 5 times in the last 18 months. She advertises as JESSICA OF CATHOUSE. (Review # 398)
- London Incall Dated Added: Mon Nov 16 1998 Submitted by: King
This girl (Lilly) was very good, and I have arranged to see her 5 times after the initial agreement. I will see her again on 27/10/99 at 12:00 to 12:30 depending on trains. I will confirm times later. She has a really tight pussy and gets very wet very fast. She is great at cummming. Please take note. (Review # 397)
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