- Soho Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Sep 09 2008 Submitted by: Anon
Avoid Soho prostitutes at all costs!! Soho walk up prostitutes give people incurable infections on purpose!! with no hope of a cure or treatment!!
The infection doesn't show up at a clinic. They infect people with a wet tissue which they give to you after sex to clean yourself. they keep tissues in a container to keep them incubated. Ive learnt the hard way. Keep away from them.
(Review # 24716)
- London Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Jul 26 2008 Submitted by: G.
I have been living in london for a few years now. I regularly use escorts as the most of them are clean and very sexy. If you like Oriental girls (like me) then you're in for a real treat. If I can suggest that http://www.asiansupermodel.co.uk and http://www.berkeley-girls.com/ are 2 of my favs. I used to use 007escorts.co.uk before I got totally ripped off a number of times. One of the girls, Sienna was a good acquaintence of mine, after seeing her repeatedly for 6 months I found out she had HIV. This girl is still on the books so please be careful. DO NOT USE HER. The majority of escorts in london are good. but stay away from SOHO. (Review # 24340)
- London Street Action Dated Added: Fri Jul 25 2008 Submitted by: manik edbrewdo
Just been to London for 2 weeks and could not believe the joy I have had there. Go onto the edgware road by the marble arch after 2am any night and you will see what I mean.
At first when I saw the girls I didn't think they were the workers as they were too beautifull and sexy. I had to ask someone who told me they were right infront of me. I was little weiry at first but approached a beautifull sexy brunette girl called Sonia who was spanish.
She told me to jump in her car to discuss prices. I thought this girl would rip me off with her beauty but when she told me £20 for the hour I was in heaven. She said it would be £30 without a condom for oral and that she would swallow. Thats like $60 dude. It's peanuts. I went for the £30 treatment. She took me back to what was like a bedsit. Nothing too fancy but very clean. left me in a room for a few moments and came back in her underwear. I wont lie. As she started to suck me off I came in about 2 minutes I was so excited. What a stunner she was. After about 30 minutes of sucking her pussy in 69 position I got hard again and I fucked her for about 15 minutes really aggressivly. She seemed to really love it too and I even got my arse licked. Overall the session was really good. She looked after me. She gave me her number and said she would charge £40 for the hour with anal sex/£70 for 2 hours or if I wanted her for the whole night from 8pm till 11 am the next day £150. I saw her once again a week later for a whole night and belive me it was heaven. I even used viagra which helped. During the week of seeing her I spent most of my money on 7 different girls all stunners all different games but the same pricing for them all. Its fixed out there I realised but I would say very cheap for the quality/quantity and performance of these girls. To be honest I did want to fuck an english bread girl but all I fucked was spanish and foreign girls. I didn't find any real english girls but hey. fuck it. pussy is pussy. I am not complaining. My final say on London. For accomodation, food and general living it is very expensive. But for the pussy it is so cheap and you can play the game well if you plan it and stay at the girls home for the night for a few nights in order to save some cash. (Review # 24328)
- london Travel Report Dated Added: Wed Mar 26 2008 Submitted by: Anon
Being a local London lad, I thought it best to inform any would-be travelers about London's sex scene. As some previous posts have mentioned, the most prevalent area for sex shows, prostitutes etc. is in Soho but please do not go there. These places are complete rip-off venues and you will not get good value for money. In 99% of cases, you will pay a lot of money for very little action. Street hookers used to be readily available in Kings Cross but now they have a new train terminal there which connects England to France, they have cleaned it up and moved all the street action to Camden Town. Again, I would advise you do not go there either as there are a lot of drug gangs running rackets here at night and the women are generally very ugly.
I stay away from these places and just use escorts. There are thousands of very attractive escorts (high-class, usually self-employed hookers) based in London which you can easily find by searching Google and typing London escorts. They can either meet you at your hotel room or you can see them at their flats. They are clean, professional and will give you a good time and even fulfill any strange fantasies you may have. Furthermore, there is no hassle and they are safe. London is a good place to visit but if you must go to sex shows etc. then just to go Spearmint Rhino and see naked girls dancing instead - stay away from Soho! (Review # 22788)
- London Strip Club Review Dated Added: Fri Feb 15 2008 Submitted by: Dave
I live in London and agree Soho should be avoided. It's seedy and can be dangerous. On no account go into the clubs with a girl outside inviting you in to see a "sexy show" or whatever for a fiver; you will be ripped off.
My favorite place is "The Griffin" pub at Clerkenwell (near junction of Clerkenwell Road and Gray's Inn Road) - a cab driver or the northbound 38 bus from Soho will take you there. Don't be put off by the outside appearance nor the decor inside - neither do the place justice!
There's no entrance charge and drinks are only slightly above normal pub prices. There is a strip show every 10-15 minutes. The girls come round before their show with a beer mug and you are expected to give them at least one pound. If you don't then the nice bouncer, who greeted you on the way in, will be very happy to give you some coaching in strip-pub etiquette. Private dances cost 15 pounds.
The girls vary from night to night and are generally very high standard.
A couple of house rules - don't touch and don't take photos. Just to be sure there is no misunderstanding, I recommend you turn your phone off and put it away if it has a camera - they don't work too well after a bouncer has "examined" it!
There is another pub called "Browns" owned by the same people near Old Street, but for me it never seems to have quite such a good atmosphere as the Griffin.
(Review # 22419)
- Vauxhall Bridge Road Travel Report Dated Added: Wed Nov 21 2007 Submitted by: Anon
If you are looking for safe but basic full services for £60-£80 then just try around Victoria Station, there are always plenty of girls to choose from in private residences. I just took a few numbers from the call boxes, and just checked out the prices/how many girls were working that night/the address etc before deciding on a place. The more organized places will have from 2 to 10 girls to choose from and offer a good, clean, and comfortable environment.
Other less professional ones consisting of just one girl will be much more hit and miss. The more established places, usually along Vauxhall bridge road are mostly full of eastern European girls, though in my experience they are quite cheerful and independent and don't appear to be under any duress. The standard procedure is you are led into a room by one of them who then leaves allowing each girl to parade in and briefly introduce themselves, and then you choose a girl and negotiate with them.
The options are usually pretty limited; 20 mins/30 mins/60mins etc. most girls will only use condoms, some will do a bj without and even swallow, depending on an extra £20-£30 or if she likes you. They are generally young and attractive, and it's always a tough choice for me. There’s usually a shower + ensuite and they sometimes give a nice massage if you finish early. Although a bit pricey, depending on your choice of girl it can be well worth it. (Review # 22008)
- soho Travel Report Dated Added: Sat Oct 13 2007 Submitted by: Anon
Well the only time I went out bird watching in London was back in 2004 .I got mugged .I went to this place where this pretty girl was standing outside a shop .She asked me if I wanted to see a live porn show for 10 pounds. Having been to Amsterdam and experiencing its delicacies, I readily agreed. I go down a stair case and go inside a dark room. Then another pretty girl comes over and sits next to me. I ask her when the show is going to begin after a few minutes. She says soon with a wicked smile. I get this fishy feeling about the entire affair and get up to go. She immediately says I have to pay the cover charge of 250 pounds for talking to the hostess.
I tell her no way and that I was not told about this. She points to something written in miniscule letters (well microscopic is a better term) that says visitors have to pay 250 pounds +service fees for chatting to the hostess. I tell her to get lost and proceed to make my way up when three men jump out of another room and push me down. They tell me to remove my wallet .I had taken 300 odd pounds that night with me and kept the rest in the hotel room safe. One man took all the money from my wallet, caught my face and told me to go very menacingly. I immediately left with my empty wallet, and was very very disturbed by the entire affair. Trust me you feel like dirt after the entire process. It’s not worth venturing in U.K. for the night life unless you are with your girl, or as a really big group. It’s much better and safer in Dubai or Thailand (Review # 21243)
- London Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Jun 25 2007 Submitted by: Anon
I would like to concur with the previous poster. I went to this place in Soho and had a similar thing happen. The place I went to had a small pink sign. I don't remember its name. The girl at the door said all I needed to do was give her 5 pounds. When I got downstairs they tried to hit me up with a bill for 400 pounds. After arguing, I got up and started to leave.
The man I was talking to called the bouncer. I informed him that he was not allowed to touch me. To his credit he didn't. If he had, I could have gotten the police involved. I found the door was locked, they wouldn't unlock it until I emptied the contents of my wallet, which fortunately was only 25 pounds. Still after leaving I was not happy about having had $50 extorted from me. So I returned and firmly stated to the girl at the door that I was going to warn the other men what was going on here unless they returned my money.
Surprisingly, after only two interactions, they returned it. So, my tip is this, don't go downstairs. If a place has stairs going down, don't patronize it. Also, don't go to any place where you have to talk to men. Ask at the door if you will have to talk to any men. If a man appears, ask for the washroom and beat it. You might also say you feel ill and need to puke. They will probably be all to happy to show you the door. Anyway, if you are unfortunate enough to be tricked into one of these places, be smart and find a way to get out. Don't hit the bouncer or anything, and then they have you over a barrel. My best advice is, get a wife or girlfriend and stop being a monger. (Review # 19777)
- London Street Action Dated Added: Thu Jun 21 2007 Submitted by: Forget Soho
I really decided to write this review as I was seriously "Robbed" in this attempt. I was walking in Soho market and decided to get some action so I went through a street where a girl was standing outside and open door and called for me to come for some quick "Cheap" sex inside.
I was pretty hesitant as it was my first time, so I asked her if I can see the girls first, yet she told me I had to give her any money so that she can let me in. I willingly gave her 10 pounds and got in. Going down, she seated me on a chair and another girl came and told me some prices that I was very happy with and some girls started to come so "that I can choose from". The girl sitting next to me kept on running a normal chat and told me she's only into dancing.
Anyway, the other girl barged in and gave me a "Bill" that I had to pay first before I can get any action. Of course the bill was unbelievable! I had to pay 230 pounds for some membership! I refused and had to have a very tough conversation with a huge guy that I had to end up by paying 80 pounds that I had in one of my pockets in order to run away, as I didn't like what's happening. Getting out feeling like a fool, I decided that anytime I go to London, I'll go to Soho and try to save as much souls I can... Didn't do the plan yet, but will start tomorrow! June 2007 (Review # 19670)
- London Strip Club Review Dated Added: Thu Nov 30 2006 Submitted by: KP
I was in London in year 2005.
I have been a regular visitor just doing wind shopping of the Piccadily circus area. I regret of not having read WSG. I was in Shaftesbury Avenue for the first time... was amazed at this peep show girls.
Once early Feb 2005 was walking past, was called by a beautifull Black girl at a Place Twilight, she said 25GBP for a show. I enter the place heading down. There a lady approaches saying she is the host. They ask me to sit down. Later ask me if I have a credit card. Instantly everything changes they ask me to sign a form. Also ask last few digits of my credit card.
In a few minutes I am already scared, she asks me 325 pounds. I said no. But she says she will book a case against me, and also can file a suit since she knows my credit card number and I will also have to pay for the legal recourse. I said I have only an ATM card. She asks me to withdraw cash and give it to me. I walked out and being really scared did withdraw cash and give it.
Guys, avoid all these fancy looking stores. The best are Models. Vist them early and you get a good deal. I have done at 3pm for as low as 30pounds for a hour... even taken one for a date.
I visted three models. They are straight, no rips. Do not use the street hookers, she will take ur money and run. But I have gota HJ for 5 pounds also.
Good Luck Guys. Bye. (Review # 16474)
- London/ Paddington / sussex gardens Street Action Dated Added: Mon Sep 11 2006 Submitted by: Paddingtonman
Sussex gardens has declined in recent years but there are still one or two girls operating with a degree of professional sincerity. Generally, the best approach is to discard individuals with extrovert personalities. In my experience, working girls with over friendly, or over powering personas are often adopting these characteristics to mask a myriad of sinister motives.
There are a number of devious girls in, and around Sussex gardens. One golden rule is never hand over the money until you've reached a suitable environment to proceed with the agreed transaction. Sussex gardens has claimed many victims of deception over recent years and this trickery continues to manifest itself. Working girls who ask to see, or hold the money before reaching a 'Private' destination have no intention of providing any sexual gratification.
Once they are in possession of your money, they will then proceed to use evasive techniques in an effort to 'tire' you into submission and from their perspective, hope you just walk away. This generally includes excuses about police, leading you around a 'rabbit warren' of back streets and passages, pretending to call a friend to use their room... only to vanish into a hotel or squat with the request that you 'Wait outside'. Obviously they never come out or you're confronted by a number of aggressive individuals demanding the rest of your cash. Leading counters into isolated areas for the purpose of robbery is common practice, so be careful and trust your instincts regarding the individuals.
Once again, if something seems too good to be true, often means it is. Never allow your hormones to detract from common sense.
There are a few working girls to steer well clear of when attempting to aquire services in this area. Names are useless, as these women change their identities & location from week to week.
One individual to avoid can be generally located towards the 'Edgeware' end of Sussex Gardens Rd. She will often wear white boots and a short skirt. From a distance her apperence appears very tempting, wit long slim thighs and what seems to be an attractive face. However, on closer inspection this impression fails to live up to initial expectations. She will instantly offer you a 'two girl' experience for around £60 & then lead you to a block of flats where she'll vanish with your money. Never trust this individual. You won't get any physcial activity from her, regardless of the agreement.
The second girl is a rather pretty red head who generally operates in most areas just off the main street, mostly outside the hotels. She will use the same evasive tactics, although she will actually give you the impression she's about to 'indulge'. Unfortunately, this indulgence is generally in your pockets as she's robbing you whilst your trousers are sitting round your ankles. She'll never actually participate in oral etc, only hand action until she's got your wallet, cards etc. The she manufactures the excuse about 'This is uncomfortable, let me call m friend and use her room'. She'll then just vanish into some hotel or guest house and send out drug dealers if you fail to remove yourself from outside.
This girl is a redhead, usually about shoulder length or tied up. She has very defined facial features and quite a full build, although she looks very sexy in a skirt & boots. Please be aware of this girl.
Many of the working girls in the area are crack addicts and a number could be 'Very' dangerous to your health, especially your immune system. Always wear condoms for any sexual activity in this area.
If anyone else has any information on other street action around London, I'd like to read about it. Thanks. (Review # 15537)
- London - SOHO Travel Report Dated Added: Wed Aug 02 2006 Submitted by: Anon
If you are in Soho, go through the alley which has the adult theatres toward the street with the vegetable market, thats the heart of the red light district in Soho. Once you emnerge from the alley, make an immediate right and you will find steep apartment stairs on the right, there is a sign "Modle Upstairs", I decided to check her out.
The fee was 50 pounds, which is about $80, included the condom and the room. Very friendly and relaxed atmosphere. Once on the bed, I can see the vegitable market from the open window, through the light curtains I mean the noise and breeze.
Anyway, the girl was British, heavenly body, tall and beautiful. She handed me a condom and finished her cigarette. She started me with a BJ, but I indicated that I want to go straigh to the action. We started missionary, then doggie style for few minutes. In the process I noticed that this chick had the most beautiful feet and I asked her if I could fuck her feet, she smiled adn assumed a position I have never see before.
She basically sat on the edge of the bed, on her feet with her feet behind her under her butt. She handed me some lotion and as I looked, I found 3 places where I could stick my dick, anyway, I took off the condom and stuck it in between her feet.
I pumped few times then she asked me if I liked it tighter, it was OK, but I said yes! Somehow she repositioned her feet it felt like an anal fuck along the entire length of my dick. Very different, and new feeling.
Best part about it is that I could press my chest against her back and have my lips on her shoulder. I ejaculated on her feet and the jizz dripped down her toes. She could not get up fast enough, the went for a towel and told me in mean British sexy voice that she did not ALLOW me to remove the condom. I said sorry, grabbed a napking, put my pants on, and walked away happy. (Review # 15262)
- London Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sat May 06 2006 Submitted by: Scammed
Wow! Wish I stumbled on this website earlier. Just finished reading most of the reviews about the Soho area. I too was conned (led to believe I was). This was on some alley street near Brewer Street close to a car park. You know good-looking Asian girl calling me to come over and check out the place. I kept asking how much it would cost. I paid 5 quid. I swear that the menu was never mentioned to me at all and I swear when I asked about it she said that it was a price for the drinks. The time for the hostess was never mentioned when we sat there and I insisted I know what I was paying for. The female just started asking me the usual questions.
Before I knew it, a tall ass lady showed me a bill for 390 quid! I was like wtf? 35 quid for a non-members fee and 225 for the hostesses service which we got the talking for a measly 10 minutes...and this? 225+35 definitely ain't 390. I was like huh? Not to sure what other services were added to it. Also, the lady said that "there was a camera". Not to sure why she had to say that.
Well, I lied and said that I didn't have anything to the amount in my wallet. So she was asked for my id card and filled out my "old details" on a form and that I could be sued for not paying. The form stated how much and when I should pay up. Btw, I gave them 60 quid. There was just one bouncer. He made a gesture with his hand towards a window it gave me the impression he was calling back-up or something. He said that the place was "hot"....sure.
Can they actually take legal action against something like this?
(Review # 14639)
- London Travel Report Dated Added: Thu Feb 16 2006 Submitted by: Dizzy rascal
Several places in London to get the good stuff, first and most obvious is Soho, just walk around and look for the open doors with a model sign knock on the door and ask to see the girl 25-30 is the going rate for straight sex and French combo, word of advise if any junkies approach you on the way in and try to walk you around just give then the cold eye and tell 'em you know your way around. The madams usually give them a rock or a fix if they bring punters, so dont let them help coz desperate junkies ruin the scene.
Second is my favourite, if you turn into the park lane Hilton and follow the road round to the left further up take a left down a very narrow road, there are a couple of doors here that have very sexy young talent from Eastern Europe, the prices here start from 50gbp but the thing I like most is the spacious Victorian style room your in. The girls here are'nt worth going to see unless you have about 100gbp in your pocket b'coz the rent ai'nt cheap.
Third is Camdem, there are sauna all over the place here and street action, theres a place just under the bridge which I stumbled accross on a drinkin binge night out. 10 to enter 6 girls waiting down stairs they argued over who was gonna get me. The reason being was the new girl was fucking hot and she was getting all the work b'coz of her perfect boob job. She never even said a word to defend herself, just sat back all quite while the other girls pushed there tits in my face and showed me there pussy.
Guess what I took the new girl? and man was it worth it, the choice was between 50-80 I choose the 80gbp, every single penny was worth it. Last but not least book into a cheap holiday in, or holiday in express (they have opened on every street corner now like mcdo). Rooms are about 40gbp per night, then just go read the back of the good old yellow pages. You can't go wrong, p.s for street action go to Stretham Hill, always a cheap slapper walking in a micro skirt in the freezing cold.
(Review # 14013)
- London Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Nov 25 2005 Submitted by:
I live in London and have tried quite a few saunas and massage parlours. They are fine - nice girls quite often. Not the most comfortable places as you are laying on a massage table. The quality does vary. I found the price fairly consistent at a £20 entrance and towel for sauna and shower. You choose between 2 and 3 girls on your way in. You get a massage and then choose your service. £30 hand relief, clothes on (hers). £40 naked - you can touch. £50 sex. £60 sex and blow job (with condom).
Local papers advertise services. What I like now is the little flats with one oriental girl. They change the girl every week, if not more. Some of them are fantastic. I often go back 2 or 3 times a week as I know she will be gone in a few days. A lot come from Thailand. Also China, Korea and Singapore. The Madam often says they are from somewhere else but they turn out to be Thai, which for some reason is not as popular. Anyway they can be really nice sweet girls. They take their time and give good head. They give a nice massage. Then oral with a condom - sometimes without - then a nice fuck in any positions you want. Some will do 69 without being asked even! £60 half hour, £100 the hour. If you do the hour, they seem more likely to do a bbbj, and you can fuck twice if you want. Just look in local papers and shop-windows in the suburbs.
(Review # 13170)
- London Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Nov 06 2005 Submitted by: diamond
I've been going to London the past 10 years. First I used to buy "What's On" from newsstand. There are many agencies and escorts. At last I found a very good agency... most of the time, they provide me an escort who has never been out as an escort before, and they charge me 550 pounds for overnight. I stay in a 5 star hotel. Most of the girls are willing to do everything, and I come a few times as well, but I always use condom, even for oral. You must protect yourself. Agency website: www.agencycourtesan.com . You can also look in: eroslondon.com . You will find other agencies as well.
(Review # 13034)
- London Travel Report Dated Added: Sun Oct 23 2005 Submitted by: Pete Clark
I know Soho's sex (and music) area very well, as I always visit it when I am in London. My advice and experiences are here now: Avoid strip clubs in the small alley's... they are scary from the outside and even more from the inside. I never went in there, and will never do! If you do want to visit one, go to Sunset Strip Club in Dean street! A low £5 entry and a very nice quality of drinks and girls!
For sex, you can search for a "model" by looking for open doors with signs welcoming you in. At Berwick Street/Peter Street, you can find some very nice ladies. Prices there are around £60 for half an hour of sex. Also in the streets near to those two, you can also find some open doors with sometimes a lady standing in front of the door waiting for you. "Models" can also be found in China Town (secretly belonging to Soho) and at Sheppard's Market. There where not many girls when I was there the last time, but it can change at any moment. In these areas it is a bit more expensive, but you will get more mature and experienced women for it! And, mostly English ladies.
Streetwalkers: Sometimes one will approach you on the streets. Once a gorgeous little blond asked me if I wanted to have sex, but I just had it. I regret that I didn't see her before that. (I still am seeking for her now, to be honest. lol.) AVOID men who offer you a sexy girl! Some take you to dark places, and not for sex, but you will lose some money anyway. When you have a car, than these next places are good for finding a hooker: Brixton Road, Quaker Street, and (I don't know if they are still around) near Paddington. With phone-card ladies, I have not had any experience, as I always think they're prices are very high... but I do not know that for sure.
(Review # 12926)
- London Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Oct 10 2005 Submitted by: Bob
The one type of scene that I have not seen on this site is the "Party". Especially in London, but is rife throughout the U.K. For a measly £80 - £160, you can attend a 2, 4 or 6 hour daytime or nighttime party; with the average client/girl ratio of 2 to 1. They're usually held in a clean apartment in an upper-class area. A buffet table is provided, including beer and wine. The clients undress and put on bathrobes, and the action takes place in two or three bedrooms.
The girls, in my experience, are the best of the best! Because of the above-mentioned ratio, the girls often service two or more clients simultaneously. Or a client, while taking a break from participation, can merely wander from room to room and watch the action, which is always something to see! I was in half a mind to submit this review to the Swing Club section, but since the girls are paid for their time, I decided on the Escort section. If I have upset anyone by this choice, please forgive me. I apologise.
(Review # 12840)
- London Strip Club Review Dated Added: Tue Sep 06 2005 Submitted by: kel
I agree with Ben ...I had the almost same experience. If you are a tourist in London, DON'T go to Soho Strip clubs ...they just try to rob tourists! They advertise their business usually with a girl outside their club, who promises to the walkers outside a hot strip for just a few pounds. I paid the entrance fee and went inside, and right after I sat on a chair, an (un-invited) girl came to talk to me and ask for my name and stuff for a minute or two. As I was suspicious about the situation, I said to her that I don't want any company and I will finally leave the place, but then she asked me to pay the bill.... I don't remember how much as it was a couple of years ago ... but something around 200 pounds!!! She was claiming that this is the charge for the minimum Ten minutes chatting, and she even showed me a small (actually hidden) pricelist hanging in the shadow of a dark wall, where you could read some totally unbelievable prices!!!
I said I had no money and they can call the police if they like as I couldn't pay. And then some huge aggressive guy came over who said that if police could take care of his businness, his businness wouldn't be safe! ;-) ...He was the one who was supposed to take care of the place... Anyway, not to say a lot ...I was brave (or stupid) enough to argue with him for almost ten minutes, and then I decided to show him the 30 pounds I had in my wallet (I always keep my money somewhere else) and he seemed to agree with this (probably he got bored of me!) ...so I gave him the money and walked out, relieved... feeling actually pretty lucky about how the situation ended.
I went although right away to the local police station where the officer seemed pretty familiar with the issue. His only question was if the guy was violent on me, or took the money on his own from me (which of course didn't happen), and then he told me that that's the way they terrify tourists, so that after, they give them their money on their one will... that I was lucky enough that I lost just 30 pounds... and he cannot do a lot about the issue. I could only press charges on them and wait for the trial after some months. (I was a tourist there, as I said!!!)
When I asked why then the police keep renewing their licences without finding a way to protect people when they know the situation, his answer wasn't some logical one! ...He told me he is 99% sure that the club guy wouldn't act violent on me, as they don't want to have those kind of problems...
Well I left the police station disappointed with the bad feeling of being foolish and cheated (even if it was just for 30 pounds.) You see, I am Greek, and quite bullheaded, and I don't accept being fooled that easily. So, next afternoon, I went to the strip club and execute my plan to take my money back. ;)
I stayed on the road right outside of the entrance and when the door-girl tried to advertise the club, I was informing everybody who seemed to be interested, not to go inside as they were going to rob them!!! (a lot of Japanese guys were lucky that day, from what I remember ;-) ...The girl told me to go away and that I am gonna have problems because of what I am doing, but I answered that I went to the police last night and reported that I am gonna come back to take my money. Police knows that I am gonna be here and the only way to leave them in peace to continue their bussiness was to give me back my 30 pounds ....and believe it or not, this is what happened after 20 minutes or so, and two visits of the girl inside to ask for instructions!!
(Review # 12615)
- London Street Action Dated Added: Wed Aug 17 2005 Submitted by: Fox28
I was in London recently and went down to Soho to find a bit of street action, but got a bit of trouble instead. I'm writing this so that others might not fall into the same trap as I did.
I was walking past this girl when she asked if I was okay. I said I was, and then she asked if I was looking for a bit of action. I decided to go just for a blowjob first of all, you know to test the waters a bit and see what she was like. She suggested going back to her mate's flat, and I said okay. When we got there, she said she would need the money upfront before going up as I was a new punter. I said no and said I would prefer to pay when we got up. We haggled a bit and eventually agreed to pay her half and the rest when we got up. She bent down to an intercom and appeared to be talking into it. She then turned and said she would need the full amount. I wasn't pleased, but I decided to in the end as she was drop down gorgeous, and I was horny as hell. After giving her the money, she then said wait there for a minute and then she went off. I then knew it was a scam, and demanded my money back.
It was then that some heavy came out of nowhere and asked was I trying to hassle the girl. Not wanting to make a scene as there was other people around, I decided to cut my losses and said, no that everything was fine. I was stupid enough to fall for it, and oddly enough as I went down to Shepard's Market to chase up on some models, I bumped into them again, but I just smiled and said, no problem mate.
Serves me right I guess, but people, just be warned not to fall for this trap as the same thing almost happened to me last year, but the difference then was I decided to leave it and not pay her any cash up front, deciding to look for someone else instead.
On a separate note, has anyone ever got any hassle from the black dudes that are hanging around the models doors? Normally they ask if you are looking for a lady, but I always say no as I prefer to look myself, because I think if they bring you up, then the price is a little bit dearer. Maybe I'm wrong but I certainly got that impression after dealing with one of them once, so I avoid them. But one of these guys started threatening me after, saying that I was treating him like a dog by ignoring him and told me to get the f**k out of Soho. I couldn't be bothered about the hassle so I went down to Shepard's Market. If anyone has any suggestions how I should handle this situation better, then let me know. Should I just say that I prefer to look around myself or what???
(Review # 12475)
- London Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Aug 10 2005 Submitted by:
On a recent trip to london, a friend recommended this Eastern European escort from bestescort4u.com. Her name is Helena. After checking out her pic on the website, I thought she was cute. I decided to go check her out, and man was she hot! She is 21 at most, with an amazing figure. She gives an amazing BJ and the sex was great. All this for 180 pounds for an hour. You guys would not want to miss out on such an experience, trust me.
(Review # 12410)
- London Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Jul 29 2005 Submitted by:
Recently looked at various escort websites and found a fabulously busty blonde at Abragirls.com. I called and asked if she was available. Yes, and an hour outcall was 200 pounds, all inclusive. I agreed and she was at my hotel room within 15 minutes. Let me say that this girl would never be rejected for Playboy, or even Baywatch. She was beautiful and had the biggest, firmest, natural tits I've ever seen anywhere. She arrived wearing a tight fitting leather jacket and jeans. Upon removing the jacket, she revealed a very tight, low fitting sleave-less shirt with plenty of cleavage. Amazing. I was rock hard before doing anything.
She allowed me to slowly disrobe her, all the time kissing her tits. When we were both nude, we lay on the bed with me feasting on her breasts. I then pulled myself up to put my cock between her breasts. She reached forward and starting sucking without a cover. After awhile, I sat on a chair and had her kneel down with her tits on my legs while she sucked me to completion. After this, I was spent. She was willing, almost eager, to stay for another round, but it wasn't in me. Next time, I'll take some vitamins.
(Review # 12206)
- Hounslow Escort Review Dated Added: Thu Jul 28 2005 Submitted by:
I went to a club in Hounslow, Middlesex called Mystique. It's an Indian dinner and dance club, but boy....does it serve up some nice looking birds!!! I saw this bird dancing and eyed at her for a while. She checked me out and came up to me. Her name was Reshma... She is apparently the club "goer"!! I bought her a couple of vodka red bulls and we were off. Her simple understanding is that she wants only sex, and about 30.00. She lives in Hounlslow and works in the town centre for a big departmental store now in the men's suits department. Rumour has it she's even doing the business during lunch breaks. You can approach her there and she might be a bit coy, but she will meet you in the cafe later. She did a great job!!! Loves being played with.
(Review # 12192)
- London Soho Strip Club Review Dated Added: Tue Jul 26 2005 Submitted by: jammi
A few years ago I was spectacularly ripped off by a small strip-club (can’t for the life of me remember what the name of the street is, but it’s just around the corner from Brewer Street). Needless to say, a young black lady stood outside the doorway of the strip-club and told me that for a meagre 5 quid, I’d get to see a girl of my choice strip for me. Being the dick I was, I believed her and entered with a goofy smile on my face.
She took me down a flight of stairs and past a small bar (which hosted an array of gangster-looking individuals) and then into a small room, and closed the door behind her. She gestured for me to sit down on a couch and then proceeded to talk to me – all the usual kinds of questions: what’s your name, where do you come from, etc. Seeing the impatience on my face, she said that a line of girls would come through shortly, and sure enough two girls entered the room – and left just as quickly. For the record, the two girls were nightmarishly ugly and fat – but I was duly mistaken, as an even fatter whore entered the room and presented me with a menu, and grunted, "read this". The imposing fat bitch returned shortly afterwards and began demanding that I pay her for the "company of the hostess" – she then pointed at the bottom of the menu and asked me to decipher the microscopic text which was written there.
A-fucking-parently, I was to pay over 300 pounds for talking to the hostess! The fat bitch then began threatening me and said, "there is a security camera in this room" (she pointed at a camera which was indeed filming us). She then said that there had been a sign outside of the strip-club which had the prices on it – a sign I’m sure to this day was also microscopically small. I was then forced to empty all my pockets and hand over all the money I had. At this point, she found my ID card and then said she would sue me for failure to pay the remainder of the bill (which was now somewhere in the region of 200 pounds). I was to have until 6pm to give her the money or she would file a case against me and take me to court. The problem was that I didn’t have a credit card, or 200 quid in the bank either – so I was fucked.
Whilst the fat bitch continued to chastise me, I thought about hitting her and making a run for it – or quickly doing some Bruce Lee shit and then miraculously escaping – but remembering the gangster types just outside the door, I knew I was way better off shouting for Batman to save me…
What happened during the following few hours has been repressed back to the furthest reaches of my mind... (But seeing as I’m not alone on this website being screwed over by Soho scam artists, I might as well relay the nightmare.) Okay, it was 4pm and I had 2 hours to get 200 pounds. Making matters worse, I lived on the other side of London (about 30mins away from Soho by tube). So, minus the time spent travelling, I only had an hour to get 200 pounds… What I did was actually steal the money… That’s right – STEAL the money… and from my father… I’m not proud of this, but at the time I knew my dad would be less pissed off finding out 200 pounds had magically disappeared from underneath one of the drawers of his cupboard as opposed to finding out his only son was being indicted for failure to pay at a strip club!!
After getting the cash, the journey back was disastrous – the underground was doing its usual bang up job and there were delays across 5 fucking lines… As I sat on the tube, figuratively sweating my arse off, attracting lots of concerned looks from other tourists, I began freaking out – I had approximately 30 minutes to get to the strip-club and I was sitting still on the bloody underground… Thankfully, I managed to get off at Oxford Circus and I sprinted (by the way, it’s actually unusual to see people ‘SPRINTING’ in central London, so if you see someone, it’s probably strip-club related) all the way back to the strip club. I had made it back with only a couple of minutes to spare. After I paid the bill and took back the paper on which the fat bitch had written my details, I quickly got the FUCK out of there…
So let that be a warning to anyone horny, walking around Soho – DO NOT go into any strip-clubs, and do not believe or speak to anyone that approaches you. In hindsight – I fucked up egregiously, and because I was so shocked and fucking scared of being pulped by the fat bitch, or sued, I lost all of my common-sense. If the same thing happens to you, act cool and just say, "Fine, call the police then... arrest me for failure to pay" – then threaten them by calling the police yourself, and if they touch you – scream your heart out and sue them for assault... and hey, if that doesn’t work, then try calling for Batman... you might yet lucky!?
(Review # 12173)
- Central London Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Jul 22 2005 Submitted by: thaki
Wander down Regents Street between Oxford Circus and Piccadilly Circus and almost directly opposite the UK's largest toy shop, you will find Conduit Street. Number 5 Conduit Street on the top floor or penthouse has some of the most gorgeous and horny girls outside Thailand. Prices average up to £150 for everything. I normally drop in when I find I am in London on business. It's always good. The girls give great blowjobs, strip shows, and will let you use sex toys on them. I liked Noo, a very petite 20-something who has the best ass I have ever seen, and is not above letting you stuff a finger deep into it while you fuck her. All positions are there and the service is always better than that from the "models" around SoHo. Drop in and have a little fun.
(Review # 12146)
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