- New Town Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Sep 25 2007 Submitted by: Feeder
Agency: Central Ladies. Girl: Jenna. Age: 22 Build: Slim/Petite. Hair: Brunette Rate: £180 1hr. Service: GFE When Jenna called she had the friendliest sexy soft upper class accent, we talked a little and she asked if there was anything in particular that I would like her to wear. I made a request and arranged to see her at around midnight for an hour. She arrived 20mins fashionably late and introduced herself politely with a smile at the door. She carried her self very elegantly and I directed her to the bedroom. She looked incredible in exactly what I had requested her to wear, a tight black shirt, tight short black skirt, black opaque tights and her long brunette hair tied up.
We talked a little more, discussing what she liked and didn't like. It was a short conversation as she looked me in the eye, smiling saying that there was nothing that she didn't like. I sat on the edge of the bed then she stood in front of me stroking my head as I slid my hands up under her little black skirt and between her black opaque thighs. She took hold of her skirt and started to pull it slowly up as I kneeled down between her legs, kissing her thighs. She let her skirt fall back down and she walked over to the door. Facing the door she again slowly pulled her skirt up around her waist sticking out her gorgeous peach of a bottom. This girl is only 22 and is a superstar in the making. (Review # 20884)
- Edinburgh Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Nov 20 2006 Submitted by: Alex
I am happy to report a fine night out in Edinburgh with wall to wall black pussy. I started in the lap dancing club, the Liquorice Rooms, where I met the lovely Gina, a stunning five foot nine or so Kenyan with a body to die for and a lovely Scottish accent to boot. She was a great laugh too, talked for a fair bit and then gave some real hot dances. This woman really is fit with model like looks and the finest lithe body I have ever seen in any club. A real tease though, she talks a great game and is remarkably persuasive in getting a few extra tenners out of you - but be warned she only goes so far despite her promises. I spent �50 on her but should have stopped at �20
A few drinks on and understandably horny, I then called the equally lovely Charlene, a top Edinburgh escort who I had teamed up a few times before. Here I had a �quickie� in mind and she quoted �80 for half an hour, which from past experience I knew would be good value, and her flat was nearby. On arrival though, she persuaded me to stay a full hour for �120, and quickly followed up with the suggestion that her flat mate, visiting form London for a week, to join us for a total of �200. I had a threesome at Charlene's suggestion before, but her pal on that occasion was a bit of a damp squib - in hindsight I'd have preferred the gorgeous Charlene alone. But Charlene assured me this time her new flat mate would not disappoint me, adding that she too would enjoy it kind of persuasive! And for sure, Kim, initially from South Africa, lived up to the promise.
On my request both girls wore hold ups and g-strings: Charlene is real obliging and dresses on request - she seems to like to - so make sure to ask for your preference in the phone in advance. Charlene then took control. Standing up she kissed me and felt me up for a while but quickly got me naked and laid me back her big double bed. Before I could say a word Kim was snogging the face off me. And this was a real snogging, quite unusual for a call girl in my experience. And as she continued to snogged me with real enthusiasm. I slipped a finger into her pussy which only encouraged her to kiss me with more passion. Meanwhile Charlene, for the moment in a supporting role, was playing with my cock, feeling my balls with one hand and pulling my foreskin right back with the other as she shafted me hard right down to my cock�s base. And all this as Kim continued to snogged me rotten. Pretty soon I had a finger up both pussies, and with both girls still wearing their moistening g strings and stockings and starting to moan, this was for me pure heaven.
Then it was time for some fucking. Since I had fucked Charlene before, it was Kim who I first turned my attention to. Her pussy was pretty tight and her body was hot, nice firm breasts, and as we were already snogging, missionary was the natural position to start in. Already stimulated and in sync, we quickly had nice rhythm going as we fucked and, emboldened, I slipped a finger up Kim�s ass, something she allowed without resistance. She seemed to love it as her pussy moistened more as I penetrated deeper into her bum hole.
Meanwhile as we fucked, Charlene was touching herself up and talking real sexy, with words like "fuck her good" and "cum baby" ringing in our ears made more sexy by her distinct East African accent. Charlene�s talking was almost too much of a turn on: I had two stunning girls to fuck and intended to enjoy the session to the full by not blowing my load too soon. By now I am sure a few more thrust would have brought Kim off as she was loving her ass being fingered as we fucked. But that would have brought me off too. So I showed control and foresight by stopping - I wanted to ensure I had a good fuck with Charlene whilst I was still fully functioning: It was after all her who I had initially come for.
I can't emphasize enough what a good escort, entertainer and all round fine woman Charlene is, the best escort girl in Edinburgh I reckon - but I am into black girls. She really is beautiful, petite and very friendly and makes it her business to ensure you have a good time. And she is also a great fuck - I enjoyed her in three positions, first with her on top, then doggy and finally missionary. This was just great, and like Kim�s her pussy was pretty tight for a pro - and I am not that big.
Throughout all this, Kim was watching and responded as I touched her, apparently enjoying the voyeur�s experience. Again close to cumming, I asked Charlene if she minded if I came in Kim as it would be a new experience for me. Both girls were very obliging, only stopping to change my condom for the third time. I even got a nice BJ from Kim to harden me up further before she mounted me and started screwing. By now I was seriously aroused and on the point of bursting, and also I am sure already over the hour I had paid for - neither girl complained.
I finished off doggie and Kim looked unbelievably hot in her stockings with her firm round bum, thin waist and broad black shoulders, all toped by lovely braided hair. Were this not enough, Charlene looked on talking real dirty as we fucked, even rubbing my back and pushing me harder into her friend as I began to climax. Both girls were good, but Charlene seemed to instinctively know what turns a man on, and very precisely when to press all the right buttons. I came so hard it was sore - but fantastic.
I hope my description does all this justice, but this genuinely was my best experience ever with a escort, and in truth for me it was the first time a threesome to live up to the hype. It helped I�m sure that both girls were stunning, seemed good friends, and seemed content to compliment each other as I concentrated on them. I reckon I was also lucky as Charlene and Kim�s first time as a double act and as Kim herself told me as we fucked, �her first Scottish cock�. Charlene though the master of ceremonies, everything she did was knowing and in a relaxed way. Kim, was no novice sexually, but I reckon a more occasional pro - to me she was like a genuine first time fuck you�d get on a date, only a really hot one.
After the sex both the girls could not have been nicer as they dressed and cleaned up and chatted. Real nice and relaxed, and in no rush to see me leave. Kim even told me she was 25 - the perfect age in my book. The one thing Charlene asked me to do at the end is write a review in appreciation, so here it is - a small price to pay for a top class experience. Indeed it is a pleasure recalling it.
In hindsight the �50 I had spent earlier in the lap dancing bar seemed almost a waste of good money, but it was a nice appetizer I suppose. But the �200 paid for Charlene and Kim as was in my book value with a capital V. The only downside for others may be that Kim plans only be in Edinburgh for about a week. Hopefully Charlene and appreciative punters can persuade her to stay in Edinburgh, because as a team these girls I reckon could win the world cup - top of my all time list. I even asked Charlene for a date and she said yes, promising to dress up in the shortest of skirts, minus knickers and let me finger her in a bar. I will file another a report if this happens - and I intend to make it.
(Review # 16379)
- edinburgh Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Sep 05 2006 Submitted by: Buddy
Two lovely new lap dancers have just arrived at the Burke and Hare, both from London, but of African parents. Good dancers and nice personalities and prepared to offer a good bit more after hours. I called one of them, Hanna, after hours and she gave me the address to her flat just off the grass market.
Having had her dance for me I already knew she had a great body - nice firm 34c breasts, slim waist and pert bum, and lovely clean shaven pussy with big protruding pussy lips, but it was only when I got inside her and she started screwing me that I fully realized what a honey she was. She had lot of energy and clearly wanted to please and give value and took every inch of me right up her with enthusiasm.
She charged £120 for an hour and she let me cum twice which is unusual for Edinburgh pros at this price - I was real quick the first time though as she was so hot an active. Afterwards she said if I came back to the club I was only to dance with her or her friend. On asking, she told me her friend would also fuck for cash after hours, so I am saving up to see if her pussy is a delicious as Hanna’s. (Review # 15497)
- Edinburgh Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sat Aug 26 2006 Submitted by: Buddie
My friend from Holland is over in Edinburgh for the festival and I took him around a few of the city's famous lap dancing clubs. What an initial disappointment. I had been before and some of the girls had got quite hot, though the strict no touching rule for guys was a bit frustrating. But this time it was never hot, all the girls in the Burke and Hair, the Western Bar and even in the Fantasy Palace were strangely subdued - the girls would hardly touch you and their pants only came down for the briefest of moments, none of the usual pussy grinding in you crotch and face. It was so tame I was a bit embarrassed that I had dragged my pal out on this expensive tour.
We got talking to one of the girls, a sexy and sassy Kenyan called Regina, I had met before and I asked her what was up. She explained there had been a big crack down by the local council who were threatening to shut some of the clubs down and the owners were so worried that all the girls had been warned to be on their best behavior. Many feared council inspectors were on the prowl ( there's some job!) and even the girls were turning against each other since the ones who took risks were getting more customers the expense of others. All the girls were broke as the punters had dried up - it was strangely quiet for a Friday.
The girl even said she was thinking of leaving town. My friend being Dutch and less inhibited than I then asked Regina why she didn't just fuck for cash. In my experience of Edinburgh lap dancers this is something they don't do - most are adamant they are dancers not hookers, an the club owners also dissaprove. But to my surprise Regina said she would but only for £800.
My friend joking replied "for both of us?". She laughed back and we carried on talking. Then about ten minutes later said that for £1000 both of us could fuck her and she would even stay the night. This came as a surprise to me, but we were both really horny and a bit drunk by now an the thought of taking this stunning girl home for a threesome made the price seem worth it.
I gave Regina my address - it was near the club - and we left and she duly arrived at about 2pm after the club had closed for the night. She looked bit plain in her civies and I initially wondered if we were being overcharged. But after a drink she disappeared into the bathroom and returned like a real hooker - in skimpiest black bra and panties - too daring for the club and also in these huge platform shoes which made her taller than me.
She then put some music on - she brought her own cd - and got us to undress and started to dance for us and after some sexy moves started sucking our cocks, alternating regularly. She then slipped a condom on me and ridding me true lap dancing style, real sexy as she feigned orgasm after orgasm until I came right up her. She the did the same with my friend and he claimed she really came for him ( he is bigger).She then she asked me where the bedroom led us there and then got completely naked, lay back and opened her legs wide and asked us make her cum.
I started sucking her bald pussy whilst she sucked my friends cock. I even had a finger up her ass at one point and she was clearly loving this double session - she came loads. She had a lovely slim body and once we started fucking proper we managed to lift her up into all sorts of sexy positions. We must have fucked her on and off for a good two hours, initially together but then just one on one as each of us took time to recover. We eventually all collapsed in bed with the well fucked Regina in the middle. In the morning she felt a bit guilty since she said had a boyfriend to whom she clamed was normally faithful -, but she needed the money.
She did say she’d loved the double fuck and having us both at the same time made her feel less of a love cheat! She also said quite a few of the dancers are fucking after hours these days - so it could be a good time to hit the clubs. Expect pay premium price for these semi-pros, most of them are truly beautiful as well as sexy. And Regina was one hot date even if I had to share her to afford her. She’s normally at the Fantasy Palace at the west end of princess street though she sometimes works Burke and Hare at the “triangle“.
(Review # 15422)
- Edinburgh Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri Aug 04 2006 Submitted by: Anon
I was passing through Edinburgh in June 06 and decided to check out the Blair Street Sauna. It was my first massage parlor experience in a non-asian country, so I was curious. When you walk in the door there is a woman behind a counter that asks you how much time you want. Although I can't remember the exact prices or the time intervals, she was very up front with me with the prices for the room and the girl. "If you get xx minutes, then you pay the girl xx amount." So I paid and was led to a tiny locker room where I was given a towel and told to strip and put my clothes in the locker. Afterwards, you can take a shower, and or sit in the sauna (I was surprised they actually DID have a sauna in that tiny place). Your time doesn't start until you are actually with the girl, so you can take your time.
After you are done with the shower and/or sauna, you walk to the end of a very short hall to where the girls are waiting. The number and quality of girls probably depends on the time you go. I hear on a Friday or Saturday night there is a line out the door!
I'm directed to this TINY room at the end of the hall. There are about 7 girls there in skimpy clothing, one fully clothed obviously drunk Scottish man, and me sitting there naked in a towel. The girls ranged from low 20s to upper 40s, from thin to chubby. I had a seat and said hello. After that, it was relatively silent. At this point, I still didn't know the system here. With this motley crew sitting in a small square just looking at each other, and a drunk Scot mumbling something, it was very awkward. The drunk Scot was definitely a mood killer. He was sitting next a pretty hot red head, and she seemed to be in a bad mood.
After some more awkward silence, like the newbie I am I just asked, "So, what do I do now?" A cute Polish girl started explaining to me the system (you just pick one.) She seemed very friendly, so I picked her. Later on however, she started explaining a little too much, saying how soar she gets from fucking all the time.
She took me to a fully mirrored room and started to strip. She basically told me I can do anything I want except anal. Before long, those mirrors were steamed up. She was very enthusiastic, friendly, and a good conversationalist. I would highly recommend her. When the time was up, she lead me back to my locker, I gave her a 10 as a tip, and I left a happy man.
In summary, it was a great experience. I wasn't rushed, and had a great time. IMHO, I think only 2 of the girls were worth paying for. I can totally see how hitting this place at the wrong time might leave someone with a bad experience. I went in the late afternoon on a weekday. (Review # 15274)
- Leith Street Action Dated Added: Sat Dec 24 2005 Submitted by: Helping The Hobbyist Community
Fourth prostitute banned from working in red-light district--late December, 2005.
A PROSTITUTE working in Leith has become the fourth to be given an Antisocial Behaviour Order in the area.
Council chiefs today said the behaviour of the woman had caused months of distress, fear and alarm to people living and working in the area.
They said despite an offer of help and support, her behaviour persisted.
Her behaviour included soliciting in residential areas of Leith, shouting, swearing and exhibiting abusive behaviour towards people living in the Leith area, as well as acting antisocial while being drunk.
The terms of the Asbo mean that the woman is now excluded from defined parts of Leith, but will be able to get help and support.
Councillor Sheila Gilmore said: "This shows yet again that the council is prepared to take court action against anyone who persists in behaving antisocially."
(Review # 13441)
- Edinburgh Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Aug 17 2005 Submitted by:
I just spent a week in Edinburgh last month. Last time, I went to the Sauna, but now I wanted to try something different. I got myself an "exotic escort" for 130 quid (phone 1334 654 505). She said she was from Thailand, but she looked too fair skinned, so I'm guessing mainlaind China. She spoke little English but was very friendly and that was just fine with me. Only thing was she pretended to enjoy it a little too much.
In fact, I liked this little exotic gem in the middle of Scotland so much that I decided to try her again. When I called, they said she was visiting family(!) but that James Roy could help me instead(!!!). I'm not into gay sex, not even a cute transvestite, so I politely said no. (I think he's the guy running the place.) They show some photos at pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jamesroylove/my_photos. I think they have some turn-over, because last month there were three Asian girls, now only one, and the guy (not so cute). Worth a try tho.
(Review # 12476)
- Edinburgh Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Aug 13 2005 Submitted by: eroneus
I have tried London Street Sauna. I admit most reviews are favourable but my one visit put me off. The girls were not specially attractive or interested on the day I went (September 2004). The girl who showed me round was rather matter-of-fact - pleasant and efficient, but not with any frisson of eroticism. As she was the most attractive there - about 7/10... I chose her. She was pleasant enough but started by a list of negatives and appeared puzzled by "handjob". She said most wanted intercourse or oral - and not been asked for a handjob. There was an air of uninvolved clinical attention = efficient but "false". The atmosphere did not really lead to any relaxing, etc. I could not recommend it at all. I felt it was a waste of money - attention given but with little involvement or erotic interest.
The New Town Sauna, Hart Street had much more attractive, friendly girls - and the atmosphere and attention were more "personal". Attention was good and skilled with an impression of enjoyment and fun. I'll go again. It is only a five minute walk close to the London ST. place. NT Sauna is better value and much more discreet.
(Review # 12441)
- Edinburgh Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri Jul 30 2004 Submitted by: Anonymous
I have been to the sauna on Blair Street in Edinburgh a few times, which is just across the bridge from Waverley and I can say it is a great place and reasonably priced for the service you get. I would recommend two girls there. The first one is called Carmen...a German-Polish mix in her mid 20s. I would rate her about 8 for look and 9 for service. The second one is Monica...a 20 year old Spanish blonde who looks a bit like Cameron Diaz. She prefers doggy style and I would rate her 9 for both look and service.
(Review # 9722)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sun Oct 19 2003 Submitted by:
I visited the London Street Sauna in Edinburgh twice last week and can recommend it most highly. The facilities are very well-kept and very clean. You pay on entry for 30 (UKL15) or 45 (ULK20) minutes time in the VIP Room, and have free use of the showers, sauna, and steam bath. There are usually about 7 girls on duty, all young, thin, and attractive.
The atmosphere is relaxed, low-pressure, and friendly. I spent one evening with Amanda, who is a very cute 22 year old Scottish girl with a wonderfully warm and open personality and a lithe body. I returned for an evening with Mia, a sensuous, tall South African in her mid-20's with a superior butt and a smoldering sexuality. You will not be disappointed.
(Review # 7744)
- Edinburgh Escort Review Dated Added: Thu Aug 01 2002 Submitted by: Jackal
I went to Edinburgh around July 2002, and decided to use an escort service. I would like to share my bad experience so that you guys out there don't have to go through the same experience I did.
~~~~The independent female escort called herself Lee She claimed, on her phone message, that she was a 19-year old blond. However, shed did not look anything like she had described. She was a big brunette, about 5' 10", and very fat. She was unpleasant to look at and on top of that she had horrible incision marks on her tits, from a recent boob job (her boobs still looked small, even after the job).
~~~~She had "Joseph" tattooed on her shoulder (supposedly her boyfriend), and she wore make up that made her look like she was headed for a Halloween party. She would not allow me to finger her, nor giving her oral. So it was basically covered BJ and straight sex. She charged 120 quid for the hour, however, I decided not to spend the whole hour with her and let her go after only 40 minutes (she just did not turn me on with her looks and attitude).
~~~~ My advice to you guys out there is to call one of the spas and don't waste your money on Lee (not her real name) when you visit Edinburgh.~~ (Review # 5860)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sun Jun 30 2002 Submitted by:
London Street Sauna, 41 London Street, is very impressive, as has been previously reported. It was 15 pounds for the room and 50 pounds for full service. There are some very hot young women working there. One redhead named Jennifer was very voluptuous and pretty and nice. A very well toned and smooth skinned brunette had a face that reminded me of Kate Beckinsdale. She was moody, but provided good, professional service. Kerry was pretty and extremely, sincerely nice and enthusiastic. She offered BBBJ. ~~
~~There are also some women working there who are more ordinary in appearance. The management seems to take pride in having a very customer service oriented establishment. As others have reported, when I did not use my full time I had 5 pounds returned to me. The place is very clean and comfortable. Customers are offered soft drinks and invited to watch MTV in the front room with the girls before and after their sessions. I hope I can return some day. (Review # 5680)
- Edinburgh Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Mar 02 2002 Submitted by: Dee
Sauna - ~~While visiting Edinburgh last weekend for a stag do I decided to check out a sauna in my spare time (hung over and very horney!) One I found was called No. 9 sauna situated under St George Ivy’s Bridge at the top end of the Grass Market (near one of the Oz Bars). Opening ours I think were 11 to 11, entrance 15 pounds. For this I got the usual show round key towel and told to come to reception room when ready. Only 2 girls when I was free, Heather (30ish) and 21 yo Welsh girl (Lisa?). Lisa was very slim and attractive but Heather looked more experienced and very chatty so I chose her. She took me down to a private room and put on a video and de-toweled me! Very chatty during massage and took plenty of time but I was in mood for more than massage so I asked her to start oral (hand job 40 pounds, sex and oral 50 pounds) which she did without condom, very well.
~~~~ Beautiful curvy body so I asked her then to do in 69 position so I could get a good look at her ass. She was happy to continue, but after about 5 mins I asked her to start sex and go on top, this is where her experience showed! Amazing sex, up and down and gyrating round all in nice slow tempo or as I wanted. Although she did this position she was happier in doggy, so I obliged and finished off in this style enjoying the view in the mirrors! That was me happy, I was off to see my mates in the bar round the corner, but she was surprised I didn’t want to stay for a while and told the madam it was my choice to go so I assume you can stay for full hour and maybe come twice. ~~
~~On telling my mates about my experience one decided to join me the following day before our flight home, this was early in morning, always go early as you can be sure not too many men have had the girls before you to tire them out! This time only 2 girls had started as it was at 11am, Welsh girl again and Becky (25ish). Again I went for experience, which I found later, was the best choice, as indeed from my mates time with her the Welsh girl was indeed beautiful and fit but a bit inexperienced. My second girl Becky was a slim blonde, same service as my fist time only not as chatty, though still good, better at oral (again no condom) but nowhere near as pleasuring or sensual during sex. I think she tried to make me cum quickly at start, but I still went on to doggy position after her on top. Again she indicated we could shower or Jacuzzi but I was in a hurry for flight this time. Overall opinion, very friendly and non-rushed, great service if a little expensive?~~
~~Lap Dancing Bars~~We also visited 3 bars, Hooters (empty, 10 pounds per dance), Western Bar girls dancing all night and private dances 5-10 pounds though you have to queue for private dance which was tedious) and Fantasy Bar free b4 8pm and dances for 5 pounds 3-4 mins which were excellent value, tits and shaved fanny in your face! I would recommend Western Bar if you want to just watch girls for free as its close to the Grass Market, or if you want quality private dances to got to the Fantasy Bar, a bit further out but well worth it when you get there. ENJOY EDINBURGH!~~ (Review # 5115)
- Edinburgh Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Aug 04 2001 Submitted by: Matthew
Oh boy, what can I say about Edinburgh!? It has to have the sexiest girls and the most relaxed policing about in the UK. The street scene tends to be concentrated in the Leith docks area -- there are some upset people up there though and the area is being moved to where the police will remain tolerant. But the old area is not worth it. Then again, why bother with the street scene when you can have as much fun as you like in the saunas that dot the city. My favourite one being London Street. I went with Lisa recently and she is a tremendous girl in the room, really sexy and totally undemanding -- you know, one of these girls that gets your rocks off and makes you feel great. This girl gives a wonderfully dirty blow job and unprotected as well, nothing like watching your own todger in the mirror being sucked up by the expert lips of that horny lass. The sex is even better! Hard, fast, slow, anything and everything that you can imagine. Treat her with respect and she will blow more than your mind I can tell you. (Review # 4098)
- Edinburgh Other Dated Added: Fri Jul 27 2001 Submitted by: wavygravy
The Edinburgh Sex Services Scene: What follows are my personal views on the Edinburgh sex scene, gleaned from over ten years of experience. It is not meant to be a definitive guide, just a collection of my own experiences to this point.
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~~Part 1: Saunas
~~All sauna’s charging structures are basically all the same. The set-up is also the same for most saunas. On entry, you pay a set fee to the sauna manager for the time spent in the room, then you are given a key to a locker, a bag for your valuables and a towel. You change, shower and join the girls in the lounge area, where a non-alcoholic drink will be offered. You can generally spend as long as you want (sometimes you will have no choice if the place is busy and the number of available girls is limited). You choose a girl and then go through to the room. She will list her prices, you choose what you want and then away you go. A reasonable example of pricing: Entry Fee – (30 mins, £15; 45 mins, £20; 60 mins, £25); Services – (Hand relief, £30; Oral, £35; Sex + oral, £40; Sex + oral cum twice, £50; Two girl, £90-£100). Note that for Premier League Saunas these prices may be increased by £5-10; for poorer saunas and older staff they may be cheaper. Also, if you book an hour, some of the charges for services may be increased by £10. Hours vary, but generally are between 10am-10pm, with a change of shift at 4pm. Best not to go near the ends of shifts are girls are often tired and looking forward to getting home. Extra services such as anal, rimming, watersports, corporal punishment, are non-standard and should be negotiated if the girl lists it as a service.
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~~Premier League Saunas:
~~1. London Street Sauna, London Street 0131 556 8848 -- Personally this is not my favourite, as I find the entrance is much too public - right next to a busy roundabout at the end of one of Edinburgh's liveliest streets. However, it has a huge following due to its policy of having only young, fit and slim girls working there. LSS has a working sauna, good facilities, although there never seems to be enough rooms available and a lengthy wait can often ensue. This place is very popular with the Chinese community who crowd the place on a Monday and Tuesday (restaurants are shut). They love the young slim girls. There are usually between 5 and 8 girls working, mostly between 18 and 26, sexy and experienced. Don't go if you are on a tight schedule, but once you have chosen a girl and a room becomes available, you should have a great time. Entry is denied to anyone who is noticeably drunk (takes too long to cum!).
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~~2. Scorpio Sauna, Albion Road 0131 661 9944 -- Located near Easter Road, opposite the football ground. Very little chance of being seen, hence this place is popular with 30-40 something married men (sounds familiar..). Can be busy at lunchtime and 4-6pm due to businessmen sneaking out for a quick one (sounds even more familiar). Gets quieter before 12 noon, mid afternoon and early evening. Facilities are very good with a lounge area, working sauna and several VIP rooms with the usual Jacuzzi, video and large bed. Selection of girls is more up and down that LSS. There are generally 6-7 girls working with 2-3 young crackers, 2-3 older girls and 2-3 regulars. The girls who have been here a few months and can be classed as regular are Trisha who is very mature (late 40's) but is popular with older guys; Jessica, who is mid 30's with red hair and a nice figure and finally Tamara, a busty blonde. Don't go expecting wall to wall knockout looking girls (although there are some cuties). Go if you want a discreet time in a quiet and relaxing atmosphere. Condoms for oral seem to be the norm here, with no kissing in the room.
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~~3. Newtown Sauna, Hart Street 0131 557 3616 -- Just around the corner from London Street Sauna, lies the Newtown Sauna. It has a similar set-up - down steps into a basement with a warren of rooms leading off a main hall. A young Spanish guy at the door will take your entry fee and give you a towel. Lounge area and overall décor is not as plush as the 'Big 2', but OK nonetheless. The selection of girls is variable with some more mature, plainer types found here. However, the standards of service are very good especially if you like O without. I have been here a dozen times and almost always had it. Even so, there have been one or two disinterested experiences, with younger girls mainly. Girls to go for are Fran, Mia and Rebecca. Useful alternative to LSS if it is too busy (which is often the case). Often one or two gems to be found here.
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~~4. Blair Street Sauna, Blair Street 0131 226 2114 -- Usual basement style sauna in a busy area of town smack in the middle of tourist land. Décor is similar to Newtown - they are owned by the same people and staff can flit between the two as well. I have been a little put off by this place as it can get extremely busy in the tourist season and in the evenings (being in the heart of pub/club land.) However, it usually carries a good selection of girls, mostly young but some in their 30s and early 40s. But all good pros with the right attitude. Plenty rooms available and so no waiting around. Some girls to look out for are Natalie and Emma.
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~~Division One Saunas:
~~1. Kareens 0131 667 2255 -- Not a real sauna - should really be in the Private Flat section. But this place has been around for years and has a fair following of punters. The entrance is a black door on Nicolson Street and is very discreet for those punters that appreciate their anonymity. There are only 2 girls on and the descriptions given on the phone are lurid and prone to exaggeration (e.g nipples like doorstops, kissable lips etc.). They will all do OWO, some to completion. Anal, watersports, bondage, domination, and CP are on the menu. This is the kind of place where if you ask, they will generally do it. Charges are slightly higher than the sauna set up - £10 to maid and £50-70 thereafter. You are liable to be chucked out as soon as you come, even if you shoot after 10 mins. Has a well-equipped dungeon, schoolroom set-up, plastic covered pool for watersports and lots of toys and restraint gear. All the uniforms you can think of too.... If you are into BDSM, ask for Nadine, a large dark haired girl with touch of the sadistic bitch about her.
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~~2. The Gentle Touch, Argyle Place 0131 477 2648 -- Or Genital Touch as it is known to punters. Newly done up it now looks cheerful and inviting. Only 2 girls work here, often Lauren and Kim, who are in early to mid 30's and are excellent at their jobs. They are in competition as to who gives the best deep throat oral in town (without!). My vote is with Lauren. This is a good honest place.
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~~3. Paradise Sauna, Ratcliffe Terrace, 0131 346 8717 -- West end of town, near Murrayfield Stadium. Usually between 1-3 girls working, often older and fatter than my tastes extend. I have had some good experiences and some poor ones. I once left after 10 minutes after a psychotic bitch accused me of 'losing control'. But try it for yourself.
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~~4. Executive Sauna Rose St Lane North 0131 225 5252 -- Off Rose Street in a back lane - entrance is very discreet. Poor policy of allocating girls to punters - you are not allowed to choose unless you are a regular or have booked in advance. Victoria is good - excellent tits with biggish thighs and bum. Some of the others are really rough though. This is the kind of place you go when you have a hour free from the wife when shopping and want to do something other than browse round Waterstones.
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~~5. Carols -- On Easter Road, 500 yards from Scorpio. Needs a lick of paint and a blast of air freshener. Girls are OK though, mostly plainer, older types with one or two good looking young ones thrown in. 3-4 working. Rooms are cabin style - basic in other words.
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~~6. Dundas Street 0131 558 1564 -- Never been here - entrance is too public.
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~~7. Fingerprints 0131 228 5024 -- Could hardly be more public - three lanes of traffic all looking at you. I would only enter in the dark in heavy fog.
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~~8. Mayfair 0131 332 3247 – I tried twice to get in here, but only two staff on and rather than wait, I left.
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~~9. Mermaids 0131 553 4688 -- Down in Leith near RLD. Run by two 40-50 something bigger women who do anal, owo and more for less than you would pay up town. It's your choice.
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~~10. Scruples 0131 557 8742 -- Been once, but moved away from this area and never went back. The girl was good.
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~~11. Atlantis 0131 657 5575 – I’ve never been, so classed in Div 1, but I have my doubts.
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~~Division Two Saunas
~~1. Fingertips, (you won't need the phone number) -- Next to S&N brewery at Fountainbirdge. Never, ever go here. The place is run by a coven of hags who rip punters off and are unabashed at doing it. I went here once and having paid my £20 to the mature lady at the door was shown to a room, which consisted of a filthy mattress on a floor, a chair and a telly. She told me to strip off and the girl would be through in a minute. Well, the 'girl' turned out to be the old bat herself and she proceeded to start to rub my back. I thought - what the hell, part of life's rich tapestry etc- and asked the price (hoping for a serious discount). She asked for £80 for sex, double the going rate. This tipped the balance and I got up to leave. She then started mouthing off to me about being inexperienced and that I didn't know the rates - complete bollocks. I left to a mouthful of abuse. Don't do it.
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~~2. Ambassador Sauna, Lothian Road -- Had a few OK experiences here until lately, when the girls have begun to rip off punters. Typical scam is asking for blatantly more than the going Edinburgh rate - £100 for sex etc. I once chose a girl who looked fantastic - she was Brazilian or Venezuelan, but claimed to be Spanish. I liked the look of her so upgraded to a VIP room. She took that as her cue to try to rip me off. I made to leave - like we all should - and she managed to persuade me to stay, but at my prices. Next time I went I got the same hassle with a different girl. This place has been raided for having drugs on the premises and for having girls under age working. There are some mean looking tattooed thugs hanging around reception. Because the place is well done out and has good facilities, it always gets a stream of punters, particularly stag parties at weekends. It does not need regulars and this is why they rip you off.
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~~3. Sunbed Studio -- An old hag who tries to force you to accept her for a massage, when there are often one or two nice looking girls working runs this place. It seems as if she has to get her quota of punters whatever. I left here after paying the entry fee.
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~~4. After Eight -- Round the corner from one or two lap dancing venues, but don't go here for relief, have a wank in the toilet instead. Place is shabby, girls are all slappers and one was on Valium when I went there. Manager is a slob.
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~~Escorts
~~The escort scene in Edinburgh is inevitably linked to the saunas. Phone most saunas and they will be able to get a girl matching your profile to call you back. There are a few escort agencies listed in the phone books and most of them are actually saunas - check the numbers. One agency not to call is Ace Elite or Edinburgh Elite (0585 772763). I called, asking for a slim girl, in her 20s or early 30s medium height. A female called Susie called back, stating she was slim, busty, 35 etc. She sounded older and I told her so, but she persuaded me (I was pissed and it was too late to get into a sauna). Price was £140 for one hour, paid by credit card prior to the visit. When she appeared I thought about sending her back at the door, but didn't want a fuss. She was 45-50, running to fat, with a bleary bloated face. My Mum looks better. I reluctantly went through with it and gave up after ten minutes after seeing her thread veins, huge varicose veins and after tasting her rotten breath. I have never been so turned off so quickly. You know when you are horny and feel as if you could shag anything - well not this one. I got her a taxi and called the agency, which did not want to know, eventually pulling the phone out of the wall. It was sore writing off £140 to 'experience'. Saunas to call for escort action are Scorpio, Executive, Fingerprints, Scruples and Atlantis. There are three girls advertised on the Northern Angels website www.northern-angels.com. They look OK but are expensive compared to sauna girls. Also girls called Tanya and Stacey have begun to advertise on the net - Tanya looks OK. Call her on 07971 468311 or Stacey on 07712 208803. Again, £250 for three hours is out of my league so you will have to fill me in on these girls, all you rich buggers out there.
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~~Private Flats
~~The Sport is the place to look for private flats - local papers stopped carrying the ads a few years ago when it emerged - shock/horror- that the girls were offering more than aromatherapy. Private Flats are notoriously hard to recommend and they are constantly changing location and girls. Usually the neighbors complain when punters start trailing up and down stairs, pressing the wrong buzzer etc. Here are some general points:
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~~1. Watch your car. It is not unknown for a few enterprising youths to watch for punters entering establishments close to where they parked their cars, knowing that they will be occupied for at least 30 minutes. The private flats are often in poorer areas of town, where the rent is cheap, and the crime is high.
~~2. Understand the language of the maids. 'Curvy' means fat, 'mature' means over 45, 'slim' means almost fat. Accept all ages quoted with a large pinch of salt - add 8 years and you will have a better idea.
~~3. Be prepared to walk out after paying your tenner to the maid. Don't get your clothes off until you have seen the girl you are going to screw. If she is not what you are looking for, tell her you're sorry and head for the door - they wont stop you, they have got their tenner.
~~4. Get prices before you get too far. Make sure that you are paying for the time, not the act.
~~5. Be prepared to pay a bit more. Prices are generally £10 to the maid then £40-70 on top of that, often for just half an hour. The phone and the doorbell will be going all the time and I have seen punters smuggled into the toilet rather than be seen by another.
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~~Having said all that - I have had some good times in private flats. Some half hearted recommendations are: 0131 221 xxxx - Gardners Crescent in Centre of town, 0131 221 xxxx - Murdoch Terrace, near Fountain Park, 0131 228 xxxx - Castle Terrace.
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~~Street Girls
~~The street action in Edinburgh is small due to the official tolerance of the saunas, which are in effect licensed brothels. The RLD in Edinburgh is centred on Coburg Street and Dock Street. It is an industrial area and the police are happy to allow girls to work there. There are no kerb crawling laws in Scotland, but there is often a police presence in the RLD but this is purely to make sure the girls don't stray over the bridge and into the newly developed areas with expensive flats. As a resident in a recognisable car, I have never had the nerve to pick up a girl from the street. I have stopped a few to ask prices though (fearless researcher) and the going rate seems to be £20-25-30 - for hand relief, oral and sex. Naturally it stands that as there are so many opportunities in the saunas, the only girls left working the street are the sad, bad and the desperate. There are some skinny heroin addicts and girls who look as if they could be working in a sauna (I wonder why not..?). Some punters I know love the thrill of picking girls up from the street and shagging in broad daylight in an industrial estate. Well if that's your thing Edinburgh, as usual, can oblige.
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~~Dominatrix
~~There are one or two good dungeons in Edinburgh, for those of you who like the harder stuff.
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~~1. Kareens 0131 667 2255 or 2254 -- Already mentioned above, this is well equipped and discreet. Although the girl on the phone will say the girls do dom/bondage/CP - they are not into role playing and heavier action. For that you need Nadine, who can be terrifying and will (usually) respect your limits. She is not a true domme - she will blow your cock and ride you.
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~~2. Mistress Domina - 0709 111 2800 -- Has a website, but is fully clad from top to toe, so you have no idea what she looks like. She is pretty, plump and quietly spoken, but is a good domme. Prices are not cheap - £90 for an hour of mild domination. She is a pro domme and so you will have to toss yourself off at the end of your session.
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~~3. Mistress Pia - 0131 622 0575 -- Haven't tried her, but she has been advertising in the Sport for long enough to be well established.
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~~Lap Dancing/Strip Pubs etc
~~If you want to get yourself in the mood for a session at a sauna, you can do no better than starting off at one of the following venues:
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~~1. The Fantasy Bar -- At Tollcross, at the end of Lothian Road. The entrance is pretty public, but hey, you were just going in for a laugh with your mates, weren't you? Opens at 4.00pm, closes at 1-2am. Free entry up to 8.00pm, after that it's £10, which gets you a ticket for your first dance. There are usually 7-10 girls working, mostly all 7-9 in quality, with a few stunners. I have never been disappointed by the choice. Price of drinks is £2.50 for a bottle of Miller, so no dearer than a nightclub. The girls mingle with the punters and if you go in a group will chat amongst you without putting pressure on you to take them for a dance. All the dancing takes place in a separate room, although occasionally a girl will do a turn in the bar if the clientele needs a little warming up. Dances cost £5 and last 3-4 minutes. The more you pay, the more graphic the girls may be, although this varies. There is the usual no touching rule, no propositioning etc. The girls will climb on top of you, slide down your cock, fake oral, fake sex and rub their tits in your face. You will come home reeking of perfume, so beware! I can't fault the place. Gets busy at weekends and stag parties can be boisterous, but usually good fun. The security is good and there is rarely any trouble.
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~~2. Bottoms Up -- On Lothian Road, next to the Ambassador Sauna. I am not sure if there is common ownership, but it is rumoured that girls flit between the sauna and the bar if things are quiet on the punting front. Need to be a bit better dressed up for this place. Same set-up as the Fantasy Bar, but with more girls available, and some absolute crackers. Usually 10-12 girls working, bar prices reasonable and the place is secure. I don't go often as it is too exposed a site - although I would go with mates.
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~~3. Burke and Hare -- A pub in the pubic triangle - West Bow. If you know where the Grassmarket is, follow the road which heads towards Lothian Road and you will come across a few pubs with strippers and lap dancing. The B&H is on the rough side, with a few dodgy looking individuals. Girls will stroll about the place, chatting to punters and some will ask you for a lapdance if things are quiet. Stripping action takes place on a pool table, lap dancing behind a screen. If have been to a few strip nights and they can be riotous, with a lot of interaction between punters and girls.
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~~4. Western Bar -- Great favourite, despite the smell of Jeyes Fluid, which greets you as you walk in. Regular strips all day, with often amazingly disinterested girls dancing. The sullen look is a true art form in this place. They have lap dancing - behind a screen.
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~~5. Tipplers -- Bread Street, 100 yards from the Western Bar. Occasionally have a stripper or two on, but the place is really tiny. They have a room upstairs which has been the scene for many a stag night.
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~~Any corrections or additions to the information presented here would be greatly appreciated by myself and the other board members. Cheers! (Review # 4042)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Mar 12 2001 Submitted by:
I recently had the great pleasure of checking out London St Sauna (41 London St Edinburgh) and I can highly recommend it. When you enter the premises, you find yourself in a small but very cozy lounge area, where the other guests and ladies are sitting around (there were about 4 guests and 4 ladies seated, though there were about 7 ladies on the premises altogether). I was shown around the facilities by a breathtakingly lovely girl named Nicola. She was about 21 years old, blonde hair, 5 foot 5, and so sweet, feminine, and above all, innocent looking. She reminded me of the sort of girl in High school that all the boys had wet dreams about. Not that raunchy, nasty look that you often find; rather fresh and innocent. I was blown away. When Nicola took me back up to the lounge, they introduced me to the other girls - one of whom was Selina, who is mentioned in at least one of the reviews. I can say that Selina is gorgeous, but nowhere near as lovely as Nicola. Of course my mind was already made up - Nicola was for me. I paid 20 pounds for 45 minutes in the VIP room (I later discovered that I could have got away with paying for 30 minutes as they're not concerned with how long you stay in the room for). Nicola gave me a massage then she licked by legs, butt and testicles. After about 5 or 10 minutes she asked me if I wanted to do the same to her. I started massaging her whilst she lay on her stomach. Then she rolled over as I licked her lovely, natural breasts and pussy. After I was finished she turned to me and said cheekily that she wanted to tell me what was on the menu: 35 pounds for hand relief, 40 pounds for oral, 50 pounds for oral and sex and 60 pounds for oral and sex, coming twice. I decided to start with oral to completion, and decide afterwards if I wanted more. She nibbled and sucked my balls, and started licking my penis. After a few minutes of her sucking me off (without a condom), I shot my load, and we hopped into the spa bath together and chatted for about 10 minutes. The hot water, and the recent orgasm had relaxed me, and I didn't feel the drive to go again. But I'll be back for certain! (Review # 3280)
- Aberdour (Just outside Edinburgh) Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Aug 30 2000 Submitted by: Back Judge
Name: Mandi~~~~Location: My hotel, just outside of Edinburgh, but she services most of Central Scotland.~~~~Time: 4 hours~~~~Cost: 350 pounds~~~~Simple summary... Mandi provided the most pleasurable and rewarding experience I've ever had with an escort. I have seen many girls over my years of travel and no single girl has ever combined the attractiveness, passion, playfulness, sense of humor, conversation and degree of being open minded that Mandi has.~~~~Details...~~Mandi was caught in traffic and phoned before her scheduled arrival time to let me know she would be a few minutes late. She arrived dressed very smartly in a black dress and stockings. She is much more attractive than the pictures posted on her site would lead you to believe.~~~~I expressed an interest in getting some dinner since I hadn't eaten yet and she agreed to join me. She also made it very clear that we could just stay and play the whole time if I wanted to. Well, she looked so good that we had each other as an appetizer before we went out for dinner. The first time was very relaxed and casual in the beginning and then progressed quickly as our passions become more intense. We started with kissing that became very deep and passionate. Then started giving her oral, which she enjoyed. Then she provided a VERY nice BBBJ. At this point she put on the cover and climbed on top. We worked to a fantastic, intense conclusion. After some recovery time we both needed, we dressed and went out for dinner.~~~~Mandi is a great conversationalist and also has a well-developed sense of humor. She is easy to talk to and makes you feel at ease. Our time together over dinner was very enjoyable. After dinner we returned to the hotel.~~~~Some of our dinner talk already had us quite hot and we were quickly back on the bed. We went at it with reckless abandon. Positions included missionary, her on top, doggie and her standing. She also showed an interest and great talent for some out of the ordinary activities. In the end, we were both exhausted and I haven't stopped smiling since.~~~~Would I see her again: YES~~ (Review # 2261)
- Edinburgh Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sun Aug 13 2000 Submitted by: Anon
I knew that Scottish women were good-looking, but did not appreciate that they are sexually hot as well until a visit to some of the Edinburgh massage parlors recently. They are nearly in a class with Cuban/Brazilian women in terms of performance.
I had a great time in London Road with a petite blond named Mandy, who gave me one of the best blowjobs I have ever had and was nice and friendly as well. I tried Scorpio as well, and had a good time there, but thought the girls there were just slightly less attractive than in London Road. Both places emphasized that you were there to relax and take your time.
I regretted the end of my visit to Edinburgh very much. (Review # 2151)
- Edinburgh Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Jun 30 2000 Submitted by: annon
In the third week of June I had a week to spend in Edinburgh on business. I read your report and went to the London Street Sauna. The service was excellent, no rush, and a great selection of ladies. In fact I was blown away by the fact that I had 5 minutes to spare on time, and upon leaving, the operator gave me back 5 quid on his own. The service was excellent, the complete service cost only 60 quid including the tips. (Review # 1841)
- Edinburgh Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Dec 23 1999 Submitted by: Mike
After visiting Rose Street (poor) and Scorpio (very good), I tried the Internet's favourite, London Road. It was absolutely wonderful!
The facilities are great, videos, mirrors, large bath; there are no time constraints and the choice of women in wide and exceptional.
I chose a petite Kerry who had showed me around and I went for her £35 oral. To start with, her massage was very good (a real first for a "massage parlour"!). She then turned me over and kissed from my neck downwards, taking her time, which was amazing. She then switched positions and asked me to lick her out, which I did with enthusiasm.~~
After turning me on my back, her oral to completion was wonderful. I felt really great. We then went off into the big bath where she washed me down and had a great chat.
I will be back there again - perhaps with Kerry, perhaps with one of the other stunning women.~~ (Review # 1018)
- Edinburgh Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Dec 08 1999 Submitted by: Bob-a
Scorpio Leisure: Met up again with Trisha. She describes herself as a mature blonde; 38DD but in my view has a fantastic body. Trisha will try almost anything. She does a great unprotected oral and seems to be really enthusiastic about what she does. Trisha is a real find, but its advisable to pre-book and she's usually only there daytimes.~~~~ (Review # 973)
- Edinburgh Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Nov 27 1999 Submitted by:
In November, 1999 I went to Edinburgh. I had last been in 1997 and had enjoyed the city's fine "saunas." The "saunas" are basically massage parlours, and are de facto legitimate. Of all the saunas I have been to, now and then, the prices and services are consistent. The house charges 15 pounds for 1/2 hour, or 20 pounds for 45 minutes. I have never seen the girls pay much attention to the time, so it makes little sense to pay the extra 5 pounds. Each sauna has a choice of girls, you pick one and get to the room with her. Once in the room you discuss the price, sometimes after a short rub down or sometimes right away, it depends on the girl. All the girls seem to have the same prices: 35 for a hand job, 40 for oral, and 45 for half/half. The yellow pages has adds for the saunas, and some of the adds have maps. Additionally, the Edinburgh evening newspaper has adds for the saunas in the classified section. All of the saunas have similar hours of operation, usually about 10:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m., opening at noon on Sunday.~~
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On this trip I went to two saunas, the Penthouse Sauna on Lothian Road and the London Street Sauna on London Street. The Penthouse sauna has a nice facility, but every time I have been there, they have at most 3 girls available (sometimes only one). The girls at the Penthouse are average to mildly attractive.~~
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The London Street sauna has been consistently excellent every time I have been there. They always have about 7 girls available, and all of the girls range from attractive to knock-outs. None of the women at the London Street Sauna are ever overweight. The service is excellent, and after your session, you can take a nice hot-tub bath with the lady. This place is really a class act.~~ (Review # 858)
- Edinburgh Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Apr 15 1999 Submitted by: Peteuk
Scorpio Sauna in Edinburgh is well worth a visit.
Recently I visited there and was entertained by a girl called Nicola.
What a beauty. About 20, blond and very attractive. A gorgeous petite figure as well, with a totally shaved pussy.
She gave me a fantastic blowjob, totally unprotected. She also allowed me to lick our out as well, which as she was shaven was heaven ! Then showing me her pussy asked whether I would like protected or unprotected sex. Tempting as it was with her lovely pussy I chose protected. We then had a fantastic fuck in different positions.
Finished off having a bath together. Well I will definitely look here out again. Can't recommend her enough ! (Review # 303)
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