- Bern Travel Report Dated Added: Tue Jan 18 2000 Submitted by: Lonely Tourist
Back in Switzerland again and waiting in Bern for a visa to be issued I had a two hour wait, a quick call at the local newsagent and a peak at a local map and I was away...
There are many adverts in most Swiss Papers and a great knowledge of the language is not required. Often if you show up at an address it will turn out that the whole block is the on the game.
As in this case, I showed up at 12 Quartiergasse (I think this is right). It is North of the River over the Western most bridge.
I was a little nervous as it turned out to be very near a school, at home time! But no problem, the outside door was open and I immediately realised that every apartment contained a girl. All have fairy lights on the outside and pictures of models who are certainly not nor have never been in the rooms.
I knocked fairly at random and the door was answered by a dark haired Argentinean, well into her 30's and a bit rough about the edges, but womanly and kind and a change from the younger thinner types I normally go for.
The price for a bj and sex was SFr 100 (GBP 40), pretty cheap and as I only lasted about 15 minutes a good thing. Of course this was more down to her good technique than my inadequacies and after finishing off from behind I left quiet satisfied with my meager investment.
Next time... well there are about 15 apartments in the block! (Review # 1129)
- Lausanne Travel Report Dated Added: Tue Jan 04 2000 Submitted by: Lonely Tourist
I have been reading your pages for several months and find them refreshingly honest. However I am often frustrated by the lack of recent contributions. Then I realised that it was my fault, so come on if like me you read but didn't contribute, do so now.
I recently visited Lausanne in Switzerland, which had no previous reports. Despite been a regular visitor to Switzerland I speak poor to awful French. Local press is therefore not helpful although for French speakers, 24 heures and Le Matin have dozens of adverts. I tried several but did not find any English speakers apart from a nice sounding Dutch girl who was not working that day.
However one or 2 of the ads gave addresses and I selected one on the Passage de Saugettes (sp. is something similar). Simply exit the main station on the South (less busy side). Turn left and enter the small lane right next to the tracks. About half way along an apartment block has post boxes adorned with adverts for various Thai services.
I rang the bell for the top floor and a garbled message in French was followed by the lock opening on the door. Inside proceed to the first floor and then up the winding staircase. All 4 floors have two apartments each and all are occupied by Thai girls, there doors are decorated with fairy lights and messages which leave you in no doubt what business occurs inside.
I started at the top and was very disappointed to find a very skinny girl wanting SFr 300 for "making love". She like the others speak enough English to get by, even if you just learn numbers in French it will be enough! The price came down in 2 minutes to SFr 150, which seems the norm.
I made apologies and moved down through the house having a look, on the second floor and found a much nicer girl in the left-hand apartment. About 21 slim but curvy, small breasts but a very nice package. She led me in to a clean bedroom offered me a drink and gave a price of SFr 150 immediately.
She went to the kitchen to stash the cash and returned to undress as I did. There followed a very average massage, which was more like pressing with a little weight with her palms and had no skill at all. However she then produced a condom and gave very good head. After about 5 minutes she straddled me and guided me in to a warm and tight fitting cunt, after a couple of minutes she offered to go on all fours and I took her from behind, this was excellent and despite her average attempts to sound interested was very enjoyable. To prolong things a little I withdrew and started to kiss her arse and then her cunt, she allowed this with no protest and finally seemed to really enjoy the act, she became very wet and offered me Anal sex for an extra SFr 100, I declined and rolled her over lifting her legs high for a very energetic climax.
Overall, pretty good. Next time I would try the next flat that advertises two for the price of one.
If you turn right out of the same exit to the station there is a very modern and efficient Porn Cinema, SFr 14 also with lots of high tech cabins with a good movie selection. The cinema has 3 screens and 2 of them can be watched at the same time, the left always with an English sound track.
Switzerland has more to offer than you might think. It isn't always expensive but stay out of the Cabarets unless you are loaded! (Review # 1097)
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