If you want to find action in Portugal you should go to the continent. Azores and Madeira are hotspots for action. I visited both archipelagos and was a bit disappointed. It was not easy to find quality entertainment and action. I Azores (Ponta Delga, Sao Miguel Island) I found two clubs Lips and Showgirls. Lisps is ok.
- Madeira Strip Club Review Dated Added: Wed Feb 15 2006 Submitted by: Naughty_boy
The girls were nice and its bearable for a couple of hours, but its extremely difficult to get action there. Showgirls is a badly run place with a rude and aggressive waitress. Girls are ok, although you can bump into a couple of granny lookalikes.
Madeira has one place worth visiting, Casablanca darkish but cosy strip bar with friendly management and easygoing girls. You can start talking to the girls, pay them a drink or a private dance, get their phone number and have a good time (GFE).
If anyone tries to take you to Fugitivo ou Jaguar refuse it propmtly! Fugitivo is a rip-off. All the girls have an accute perception of the size of your wallet and will act accordingly its amazing! One day I went there smartly dressed with 50EUR in my wallet and was ignored by them, another day I went normally dressed with 300EUR in my wallet and they were on me like bees on honey.
I met a local who went to Jaguar and he told me that when I got out he realised he had fleas on him... not the place to go, unless you're into studying local fauna. For me the best place in Portugal for a good time is Lisbon. You have all sorts of places and you can have diverse experiences each and every night. Strip, brothels, street action, appartments, agencies, you name it. Definately the place to have fun.
(Review # 14009)
- Algarve Street Action Dated Added: Thu Jan 05 2006 Submitted by: radiate76
Updated: 05 January 2006 Eighth man caught in connection with torturing prostitutes A RUSSIAN citizen has been arrested in the Portimão area in connection with the widely publicised case involving a gang of immigrants torturing prostitutes in the Algarve using electric shocks (see September 29 edition of The Resident).
The Russian, caught just before the New Year, is thought to be a member of the gang that is accused of extortion, physical abuse and robbery linked to prostitution and falsification of documents to facilitate illegal immigration. He now joins four Ukranian members of the gang in prison, who have been awaiting trial since the end of September. The Russian was found in possession of 8,000 euros in cash, thought to be earnings from peddling prostitution and supplying forged documents.
At the recent initial hearing, the judge decided the accused should be placed in preventative custody due to the serious nature of the alleged crimes. A source from the the Serviço de Estrangeiros e Fronteiras (SEF), the office for foreign citizens and border control, has confirmed that the investigation is still continuing, suggesting that further arrests could still be made.
The initial arrests took place in September following a major operation involving 80 SEF inspectors, in which a series of raids were made at various locations in the Algarve. Equipment used to administer electric shocks was retrieved during the busts made at premises used by the ring, indicating that torture was taking place in order to force women into prostitution and handing over their earnings.
The victims of this terrifying abuse were attractive young women between the ages of 18 and 30, of various nationalities, although all from Eastern European countries. A total of seven suspects were arrested in the original raids, four of which, thought to be the ringleaders, were ordered to be detained in prison pending trial. According to the SEF, the group has been operating across the Algarve but has been focusing its activities in the Portimão, Lagoa, Albufeira, Faro and Tavira areas. http://portugalresident.com/portugalresident/showstory.asp?ID=11110
(Review # 13605)
- Travel Report Dated Added: Wed Dec 21 2005 Submitted by: PortugueseStud
By now you will know about Elefante, Passerelle, Gallery, etc. It is time to know about other places. If you are in Aveiro, check Face Oculta, which is located in Praia da Barra. This is a strip club, with girls from Portugal, Brazil, Spain, Hungary, Ukraine, etc. You will find plenty of 7´s and 8´s and even a few 9´s and 10´s. You can fuck the girls, but it is expensive... 250 euros. There are other places, like in Gafanha, or Albergaria, but quality varies a lot.
Coimbra - here you have a Passerelle club, but for real action go to Fornos, and Camelias (near Pampilhosa). There you can fuck for 60 euros and the girls are okay.
Viseu - King´s is the best place in this city... prices are expensive (60-100euros). There are other clubs (Rua das Bocas, Alcazar, Fagilde).
Other places - in Moimenta, there are several clubs, as in Ponte do Abade. There is a very good club in Lageosa, Solar do Mondego, but there you only pay drinks to the girls, mainly Brazilians.
(Review # 13375)
- Lisboa Escort Review Dated Added: Thu Jul 21 2005 Submitted by: In The Box
Unbelievable!! I just got back from a vacation in Portugal and went to some very nice clubs. There is one of them that actually was a full package deal, TAMILA!! The first night I just went there for a strip show. Nice, very nice. Then went to one called GALLERY - but no strip, just escorts. Nice, but empty (of girls). Then went to two others. Nice, classy. Second night, went to have dinner at TAMILA while watching the show. Then hung around with some friends to pick our companions for the night! Unbelievable Brazilians!!! Hot, hot!! I went back there another 3 times!!
(Review # 12130)
- Porto Street Action Dated Added: Thu Jun 30 2005 Submitted by: Hawain King
There were hookers to be had in the streets between San Bento railway station and Trinidade Metro station. I think they work out of a smallish 'pension' hotel in that area. I saw around six girls tarted up and hanging around from 8pm, but they all looked fairly rough and I could not be bothered to shag any of them. However, I did encounter a girl called Joanne on my first day. She 'chatted' me up but cannot speak English and I cannot speak Portugese but she was ok about staying in a hotel with me and letting me shag her. She was not the prettiest of girls (looking like cross between Zoe Ball and Attila the Hun) but she was a fuck. And she did not ask for any money. I did give her 20 Euros per day which she used to pay for the drinks with rather than keeping.
I got rid of her after 3 days as she was costing me a fair amount in meals/hotels/cigarettes/entertainment etc. But if you are in Porto and desperate for a shag, you should be able to find her on the waterfront Cais De Ribeira area 5pm-9pm-ish. She is about 25-30yo, with short dyed blonde hair, 5'8" tall, size 12, and smokes a lot. Buy her a drink and a meal and she will be yours. Enjoy. (Review # 11876)
- Funchal Travel Report Dated Added: Fri Sep 05 2003 Submitted by:
In first sorry for my English.....i was in holiday in Madeira island (portuguese island in the middle of the atlantic) and i meet two possibilities for enconter womens the first an American bar and the second an escort agency.
The first option was to go in this bar "fugitivo", a bad quality strip-show with only brasilian womens (about 15) the price was 10 euros for the entrance(one drink include), before if you want spend time with womens it is different 125 euros for one small, very small bottle of "portuguese champagne" for what....just spend time, the girl say to me if i want more i need pay an other bottle, i do it and go in my hotel with the girl.......a catastrofic experience.
The second option was to call to an agency (exist just one), the name of the agency is Escortmadeira, i call and the standardist say to me to go to see the website for make my choice i do it and book a very beautiful portuguese women, the girl go to my hotel and it was realy a very good experience.......for just 150 euros.
If you go to Madeira island don't go in the Fugitivo bar but you can go see the escortmadeira agency (Review # 7480)
- Lisbon Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Jul 07 2002 Submitted by: Licker_lx
There are several ways to get laid with hookers in Lisbon, as in most major cities. I will not try to tell you witch are the best, just giving you the general idea. ~~
~~First, you have the famous clubs, which, usually have dress codes. You just can't go in as you wish. Lady's there, are expensive, and the places exist to give money, not to give you pleasure. So, most likely, they'll do anything possible to get you to spend money in drinks. From what I've heard, girls there are gorgeous... but they'll give you an extremely quick service. they're job is to screw you.. not to give you pleasure. Some clubs are: elefante branco, hipopotamo among others.~~
~~Then, you have the local newspaper ads. But that is like Forrest Gump said: It's like a box of chocolates. You never know what you gonna get. Prices aren't standard. From 30 to 500 (or more) euros, anything is possible. Be sure to check all the conditions in advance. That has a major inconvenience: prostitution is illegal in Portugal. It's always a risk to give your address to someone you don't know, with whom you will be doing something illegal. On the other hand, going somewhere you don't know, to do something illegal, and having warned them about that, is also a bit risky. Anyway, just check the newspaper called "correio da manha", section "classificados", sub-section "relax" or "convivio".~~
~~Then, you have the streets. Most of the girls you'll find in the streets do drugs, most likely heavy ones. So, you have to be careful. My suggestion, even for a BJ, get a condom. For street hookers you have several areas to look for:~~Around tecnico university: now full of black girls. However, in a bus stop, there are usually 3 or 4 girls that are really amazing. But, they're act like real bitches. It seems they don't really care if they don't have a client. Prices may be from 25 to 50 euros. You also have to pay for the room, which costs 10 euros for 20 minutes. By the way: the girls, have a 20 minute time limit. Either u cum, or you're history... or you pay another session.
~~~~In the restelo area: some nice showing up now. but they're faces tell you exactly what they are. Probably you'll find lots of them who just got they're dosage... ~~Intendente: that's one of the places in lisbon which I really don't like to be.. specially at night. You might want to take a chance.. your responsibility.~~Cais do sodré: well... what can I say about this... run from it. I never saw an attractive women there. Just old and fat ladies. Besides, you'll probably shit your pants just from seeing the other guys who hang out there.
~~~~Monsanto: Sex in the nature. A BJ can be done in the car. The rest, you'll go to the bushes. You may find gorgeous ladies.. and ugly ones. Prices are 10 euros for a BJ, 15 for sex. They won't do anything slow. But some will wait for you to cum.. others will say, after 5 minutes "well, too bad, this isn't going to work for you today". ~~
~~Finally, you can simply go to bars and discos, and try your luck. You never know. Maybe you'll get laid, and don't need to pay a cent :)~~~~Hope it helped. Anything, just mail me.~~ (Review # 5724)
- Lisbon Travel Report Dated Added: Fri Feb 22 2002 Submitted by:
I am living and working here now for 2 years. And as a bachelor, working before in Thailand, this country is a disaster on Sex Business. No massage saloons, no bars, no gogo's etc...The only thing I found out till now is Monsanto, an area just before the Ponte de 25 Avril. A lot of street hookers, all junkies, but some of the are still nice and not spoiled yet. Last time I've got a blow job in the bushes, first she sucked my balls so hard and then she sucked my cock empty. And this for 10 Euros!! (Review # 5074)
- Porto Strip Club Review Dated Added: Sun May 27 2001 Submitted by: Andrimovic
Hi, I'd like to tell you about the very best strip joint in Porto. Yes, the famous Champagne Club, in Rua de D. João I, in Matosinhos (just outside Porto). Ask any cabby and they'll take you there.
You pay ESC: 3.000$00 (15 EURO) to get in and that gets you a drink. The girls are all very good looking, very sexy and friendly. The staff is also very cool. This is the kind of place where you won't find any lowlifes or punks or whatever because they are selective. Just dress nice and you'll get in (no tennis shoes).
I went there a few weeks ago with some friends and one of them met a long-time school friend there working the bar.~~Be sure to ask for a table dance (ESC: 5.500$00 = 27.5 EURO) because they are the best. If you get a chance ask for a girl named Nadja (not sure where she is from). She gave me a table/lap dance that made me got nuts. It took forever too. On of my friends asked for one from another girl and it took a lot less time (so they said). I've been to some strip jonts and this is by far the best one I know and many people say the same. Be sure to pay them a visit because it's well worth it and it's not that expensive for a good night. (Review # 3613)
- Lisbon/Porto Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Sep 25 2000 Submitted by: Hugo Leal
Ok...forget everything you heard before: Portugal is a lousy country to get sex for money.~~1) Avoid the streets...this is a must...most of those girls are so bad I wouldn't have sex with them for a million dollars. Most are also junkies.~~2) Avoid places advertised on the Newspapers. Quality is also very bad and you can get in trouble. I know a story about two guys that were roughed up. Don't forget these places are VERY illegal.~~3) Avoid clubs. All of them. Elefante Branco, Hipopótamo (in Lisbon) and Paganini, Pérola Negra, Bagdad, Club 96 (in Porto). They are a total rip-off. The girls look bad and they talk worse. You won't leave the club before spending at least 30 USD. Then you have to pay her at least 90 USD. You're better off renting a video for 2 bucks and entertaining yourself. Sex, needless to say, is very bad. And don't believe anything they say to you at the bar...it usually changes (apart from the price).~~4) Strip clubs. These are usually ok. Champagne, Passarelle and a few more are places where u can find a good strip and a private (but NO sex). But...~~5) AVOID Passarelle Strip Club in Porto. The manager there might as well be elsewhere. He is totally incompetent and when unpleasant things happen he pretends he doesn't work there. When in Porto go to Champagne for a good striptease.~~6) There's this big place outside Braga (in Palmeira)that appears to be Ok. The manager is friendly and the girls are ok. It as a big plus...almost all the girls there strip at the bar. This way you can see in detail what you are about to pay for. This is a must for me since i don't like hairy pussies. Another plus is that the rooms are inside the house...you don't need to drive the hooker anywhere and expose yourself. The downside is that it's very hard to find. ~~Other places like this may exist in Lisbon.~~ (Review # 2446)
- Elsdorf/Liverkusen Travel Report Dated Added: Mon Jul 03 2000 Submitted by: Wizard
Bad news I'm afraid both Babaylon and Wiago have just been closed (As of 1 July ) by the police I believe they have been either employing under aged girls or foreign illegal workers. this it seems is something that the authorities don't tolerate . It looks like they are going to be closed a long time if not permanently .
I already know that some of the girls have already started to work at other club in the area ~~So it up to us readers to keep each other informed and to where all this fantastic action has moved to. There must have been between 25 to 35 girls working at these 2 establishments. I only hope that this police crack down is just an isolated case and not the start of a new general police change of policy with the FKK club scene. Regards, Wizard (Review # 1860)