Was in Portugal in June. I was there all of 2 whole weeks and searched throughout the city for quick 'n' cheap sex, but there is no street action whatsoever left except some scarily ugly shemales in areas too risky to be at night. Monsanto Park is all cleaned up now, and families go there for picnics and outings. Restello area nothing. Techno University, nothing.

The area near Rosso, nothing. The dark dangerous streets near Lisbon hotel had transvestites so ugly it is shocking and beyond description, no exaggeration -- I never thought a human being could look that bad. Overall I wasn't pleased with Portuguese attitudes at all -- too lame and unspiced -- people there can't be bothered about anything at all. Never tried the pricey escort places, but I found some luck with tourists and ladies on business trips.

A horny big titted woman from San Diego sucked me dry, and a big tit French woman who actually asked me to throat fuck her -- a first for me.

So I went to Night & Day. Very cool. To those not in the know-how, one would think that this is just a regular discotheque. But I knew, so I was looking. I starting noticing girls dressed in black, and they were mostly around the dance floor dancing and talking with each other. It took me a minute to get up the nerve because I didn't know for sure if these were the working girls, or if black was just a popular color for hot chicks in Lisbon.

But finally, I walked up to one and started chatting. Well, kinda. She didn't speak a word of English, nor did I speak Portuguese, so it was interesting. But key phrases that she did know were: "Your hotel, 300 Euro, my hotel, 200 Euro", and "buy me one drink, then we go".

I think this is the clubs way of "renting" the space to the girls. So I bought her a drink, she took one sip of it and said, "okay, we go".

On the way out to the cab, and in the cab, this girl was sweet. Holding my hand, rubbing my leg, cuddling, like a girlfriend. Kind of refreshing actually. So she took me to this seedy part of town into a hotel where I had to pay the head girl 15 Euro to rent the room. We had great sex. In every position. For about an hour.

Then she gave me her cell phone #.

So here's the cost breakdown:

5 - Cab from hotel to Night and Day

25 - Cover charge

25 - 2 Drinks

5 - Cab to her hotel

15 - Room rental

200 - Sex

10 - Cab back to my hotel

285 Euro - TOTAL

Worth it? - Definitely! Next time I'm in Lisbon, I'll be going back. Tonight, I think I'll try Elephente Branco.

Hi people. I'm a Portuguese and I want to update you about the sex scene in Lisbon. The places people usually go to are Cais do Sodré, Intendente, Técnico, Artilharia and Monsanto. The action only happens at night. But I really advise you to not go there!!!

The women(around 30-40 and 50's ) are horrible and many of them are drug addicts. To find hookers, the best to place to look for is in the central pages of Correio da Manha, a local newspaper. They are usually in a private house and you have to go there. The prices are mostly 50 Euros for every half an hour in any position you want, with oral included. Anal is more rare and it depends on the girl. She will.usually only ket you have a shot and as soon as your shot is done, they finish their job.

Here in Portugal, you won't find massage parlors. As regards strip clubs, you can check the other reviews on this site. I would like to talk about a strip club not mentioned here before. It´s name is "Aviao", which means "Aeroplane", and like the name suggests it really is an aeroplane!! So for those of you who will go to Lisbon and find a aeroplane parked near the airport, it´s a strip-club!!! The airport is in the city center,so to go there, the cab trip is cheap. The entrance fee is 15€ and that lets you drink everthing till 15€. A beer costs 5€ or a new whisky 7 and a half €. It´s as comfortable as an airplane can be (which doesn´t mean that it is not confortable). In the centre, there is a strip bar, where every 15 minutes there is always a girl. The staff has 8/9 girls, mostly Brazilians and Russians. The best girls are the two Russians, Olga and Kamila. They are really worth 10 each,  although Olga is my favourite. Blonde, with blue eyes, tall, perfect breasts, great ass and strong muscular legs. Besides the Russians, you will also find two hot Brazlians :Juliana and Leticia. The privates are great. It takes around 5 minutes each and costs 25€. They ride on your cock, let you touch their breasts, ass and pussy. A great strip club!! Go there and enjoy it!!! Its really worth going there!!!

It was friday evening and as I left the job behind around seven I started wondering what kind of tricks were expecting me and ended up ringing a crazy pal of mine. He is in his late thirties, was born in Lisbon but has developped his carrier up north in beautiful Porto. We used to go to college together and back in the early ninties used to hang out quiet a lot, but as you can imagine life was quiet different with those days budget. The Zero budget level, that makes you inventive as hell if you wanne get laid!

Until this friday I had never been on the "hunt" with this guy, and to tell you the truth I thought he be perfect for the atmosphere as he is not only relaxed but also a killing laugh. But, how was I to approach him regarding the possible rejection on a long time friend? I don´t know if I planned the situation, unconsciously, but we ended meeting at Saldanha at a café were we used to watch infernal soccer matches and drink the first 5 to 6 beers, back in those crazy early ninties.

I hadn´t seen him for a month and we started the small talk with a cup of coffee (Bica) and a beer. As he had had late lunch with family (lucky bastard was on vacation and I had worked my ass out that miserable day) I said I would eat later on as well and so we compromised of getting to the movies at Saldanha Residence. The place was packed and the best movies were sold out and so we moved on down the street to Cinema Monumental, one of the old-type theaters were they still have a "intervalo" in the middle of the movie! We settled for The Calender Girls, got the tickets and found ourselves a café to have another beer and smoke some special stuff just as we were hedding back to the theatre.

The movie is so-so and the only thing worthwhile remembering was the "intervalo" were we had a smoke outside at the entrance of the theatre. As you stand outside there is a club called Black Tie, mentioned on earlier reports. The first chicas were arriving as well as the first guests that I guess were having dinner in that place. Some of the girls looked beautiful in their neglige and high heels, and I couln´t avoid ckecking my mate having really long drags at his cigaret and staring with a big smile at the girls.

That is the tell, I guessed and we went back in after a few coments on the meat arsenal outside! After the movie was over and as we hedded out I asked him: hungry? Lets have dinner... at the Black Tie and started laughing.

I knew from his life standart that we were on a 200 euros budget, tops! We got in that club at midnight and they were charging 25 euros pax as a fee. I told them we were in for dinner and so we managed to get in for free! Nice start! We had a beef stake each and ordered a few beers (mistake, we should have gone straight for the bootle of vodka). As we were eating we started talking about this kind of double-life activity and each one of us knew what we were in for!

This place is lacated in the heart of the economic old quarter of the city, every cabby knows it. It´s a nice club in a basement, very confortable, with visible signs from the late eighties. The predominant color would be say black and silver at the entrance, brown and silver in the social area; it´s half lit, not too dark and they have about 30 to 50 girls in sexy (but decent) clothes and say up to 100 costumers (a lot of guys are just there to stare at the ckicas). As it was early there were about 20 chicas and guys around. We were approached a couple of girls and chatted with a few ones. Almost all were Brasilian chicas, with a few blondes in the vast majority of brunettes and mulatas. The decoration is what you can expect of a 80´s disco with lots of sofas and cosy corners. Waitresses and bartenders are very nice and professional.

After dinner and coffee we decided to have a bootle of the russian stuff and imediately attracted the chicas. Strange thing was there were a few ones sitting all by therselves and I was told by the bartender that they were "Reserved" for some Rich punks!

The drinks were starting to cause some effects and I got myself dancing with a brasilian blond. She was hot and we had a lot of fun for half an hour dancing to last years hits. They go crazy when they hear some brasilian music!

Got back and found my mate chatting to two portugesas and so I dismissed my brasilian girl. She took it relaxed and promised to be bak on the hook. Both the portuguese girls were nice, wearing dark tight jeans some kind of sexy top and platform shoes (to my pleisure) and looked just as any sexy pair of friends do!

After 10 minutes one ( Madalena) asked me if I could manage such a sexy gal as she was! and started plying with her hand on my chest and trousers. Man. it´s really difficult to chose between all those goddesses. Madalena is what I would consider an 9 if she was working with me, but down here I would rank her down to a 6 or 7. The level was amazing with so many different languages been spoken, so many high heels wondering arround, blue tight jeans flashing in my directions as well as mini skirts and night dresses. It was all there, big breasts, small, saggy or enormous mamas were at the list. Big Ass or tiny butt!

Madalena stated 200 euros for a full hour, which was too much as I had paid for dinner and the bottle. I gave her back to the room and to tell you the truth I was glad cause after not even 10 minutes I saw her leave the club. My pal gave his girl up and we proceeded to the dance floor.

We danced and our hands got on so many asses and breasts, it was way getting out of "hands" but no one bugged us for our partying.

To make it short: I asked my pal if he was willing to fuck his brains out and he replyed "Mas claro!" and he grabbed a tall brunette and got to our table as I was checking all the meat. As I joined them she (marília) asked me why I was alone? We got into the chat and I opened myself to her about all my fantasys and turn-ons. She was a real laugh and introduced me to like six or seven friends, until I met Vanessa a curly blond argentinan goddess with big tits.

My spanish isn´t the best but we managed in between vodkas and just keept the flame going on, having a tight slow dance where she whispered her demands to my ear: 200 euros one hour. I didn´t answear and as we got back to the table my friend said he had reached to terms with Marília; 100 euros but I was to take my girls as well and we would all share the room. So it was 200 euros for a foursome I asked and Marília started smiling to Vanessa; I said only if you chicas do the hottest show on earth!

To make it short: We ended leaving the place as it was past 3 o´clock in the morning and headed to a Dallas Residencial, just 3 blocks away. We got into my car where all the action started with some dirty talk by the girls saying they wanted to compare our dicks and that it was up to them to chose who to fuck! It really aroused me but I wanted them both and I wanted to reach the full hour.

At then place the girls paid the room and we all got upstairs. The facilities were poor but clean and the show started right away with the chicas eating theirselves for 15 minutes. It looked quiet pornograffic to tell you the truth. I rode my Vanessa for my round on the bed while my mate was sitting with his chica the only spare chair. After our blows we all had a smoke and me and my pal bursted out laughing with our drunkness and the strange turn this night had had! The girls found it funny that we had been hiding our hunting-business from each other and the atmosphere was really chillingly friendly. Thats when Vanessa demanded me to eat her again for another 100 euros. I rejceted the offer and said another 100 and we do a real foursome, including anal sex and foot fetish.

It took me like 50 minutes to come the second time. It was the fuck of the century (for the past, say... 6 month! LOL). Oral, vaginal, foot fetish masturbation and anal sex, I rode both the girls and as I fucked Marilia in the Ass she was taking my mate in the mouth while Vanessa was spreading her legs for me to continue next. Amazing.

All in all I spend a small fortune that night, but as I drove home past five I was happy as Kike. Expenses: Café x4 = 2 euros.... Imperiais (before movie) x 2 = 2 euros.... Ticket for movie = 5 euros.... Dinner and drinks for two= 60 euros.... Vodka bootle= 60 euros.... Chicas= 150 euros.... Tip for my Vanessa= 20 euros....

All in all say 299 euros! Was it worth it? Absolutely! But now imagine if the two weren´t that reliable and I would only have done one shot? Costing me 249euros (299 -50 euros for the extention)! It was on the edge, but she was a real pearl. They told me that the Carnaval season is hilariant!

~~Bars like Elefante Branco are not as bad as it was put here. There are some really beautiful girls but as a matter of fact having sex is expensive. Expect 150 to 200$. I had several experiences, the most beautiful Brazilian girl that expose themselves a lot might really treat you in a hurry, they are keen on returning to the bar to do the next job.~~You are better of with one of the "shy" girls sitting at the bar where you have to do the conversation. I once ended up with a cute girl with whom I spend almost 2 hours and we even ended up with here private phone and met here private with no charges.~~

~~And also, Elefante Branco is still a nice place if you want just to chat with some beautiful ladies. You can go there, have a drink for about 10$, flirt for up to half an hour which is at least funny and then still go home.~~

~~The table dance bars are also good amusement. I specially like the new one close to Elefante Branco. Forgot about the name, but it is the road before the elefante up the hill, you cannot miss it because of the illumination outside. Don’t go too early (after midnight) to avoid being the only guy. Avoid also to pay drinks to the ladies, this is more or less expensive. For the same money (maybe 50$) you can go with them to a separate room where she will do a hot private strip for you. Theoretically you may not touch her but she will come as close as it gets to you (but no sex).~~A good thing about the place is that they really do not rip you of. When you order a drink for a girl she will tell you exactly what if costs, even if you do not ask for it.~~

~~I also tested the places in the local newspapers like Correjo de Manha.. You have to call the numbers to get the address. Prefer the bigger announcements, this will be places where more girls work.~~After you enter the apartment you will be let to a room and all girls will present themselves before you can choose one.

~~I had always very good and also fair service there. You know exactly what you will pay (normal prices are 100 Euro for one full hour, about 70 for half an hour). It surely helps if you speak Portuguese because you should in fact ask the details at the phone. I do not know how good their English is.~~Nationalities that I found their are Portuguese, Brazilian, and African.~~

~~Street Action :~~
Not dangerous as many say.. I agree that sometimes it might seem but things here are not dangerous on the street. You won´t see murder and robbery in these areas.. There are two kind of areas.. Day and night ones. The day ones are Monsanto (a park just outside Lisbon.. not worthy visiting since the girls are mainly on drugs and sex is standing on your feet in the woods… ~~

~~Prices -> From 10Euros a BJ W/WTH condom to 20 Euros Straight sex and 25 anal sex); and Intendente (also "working" at night, this area is mainly occupied by black girls.. and older ones.. prices from 15 BJ to 30 Anal.. I personally find this area a waste of time..) --- ~~