- Krakow Travel Report Dated Added: Mon Feb 19 2001 Submitted by: Anon
This is a "live" city, but not for much in the way of sex. I looked up BOA on Starowislna (actually it's on s side street just off it). They did a line-up, etc as you would expect, but the sex was mechanical. All business, not even a smile after we got in the room. I looked around Kazimierz on the suggestion that this might have some action, but no. Krakow is a great university town, the main square is a lot of fun, the jazz is great. Just don't come looking for action. (Review # 3185)
- Warzaw Other Dated Added: Fri Dec 29 2000 Submitted by: theunknownfucker
I went to Warsaw before Xmas 2000. What a place. I did not feel that there was any danger around in the places I went. Good hotel for US 35. Outrageous girls at Felicia, ul. Marsyatkowska 27/35 apt 39 across from Kino Luna. Young and fresh 20-25 standard price 100 sloti for 1 hour each additional hour another 100. (Review # 2909)
- Krakow Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Aug 28 2000 Submitted by:
Info posted here is no longer accurate, at least according to my recent (within the last two weeks) experience. I was glad to get to Berlin after this!~~~~1) Boa - One hour was 150 slotzys, and I tipped the girl another 50 in advance. But she spoke no English (not that I expect it), did sex only in one position (her on top, crouched close so no real "action"), and did not do BBBJ. Body about an 8 but face about a 4.~~2) Sindy - at least when I went (about 1 AM), this was more of a pick-up joint than an escort service. It looked like a disco, with more men than women hanging around and dancing. Looked like a lot of gay men, too. Since I couldn't figure out what or who was for sale, I left.~~3) Place at 12 Westerplatte - girl offered "massage" for 1/2 hour for 100 slotzys. Was not offered shower before entering room. Once in room, girl stripped, proceeded to give (covered) BJ. I thought she would move on from there, but it eventually became apparent that she was basically going to do this and only this. I had almost zero physical contact with her other (other than the obvious). I did not tip her in advance, but there wasn't really an opportunity and I sensed (correctly) that it would be money wasted. Girls ranged from 4 - 6 in appearance.~~4) Hotel hookers -- initial offer was 500 slotzys, negotiated down to 400. Still passed on the offer; my radar was telling me that I wouldn't get much more than a handjob. The hotel girls ranged in appearance from 2-9 (at least if the 9 I saw was for sale...she would only briefly make eye contact with me so I never approached).~~5) Massage place on Warszawska: nice facilities but a little bit of a scary street...street hookers outside opposite this place. Six girls available, all 6-8 looks, two bottle blonds, one bottle redhead, one latino looking. I asked if any spoke English and the latino said "all the girls speak English" with some major attitude. Price was 240 slotzys for one hour. I chose the redhead and tipped her 50 upon entering the room. She started with a minute of body-to-body and then moved to a covered BJ (I asked for BB, she said no), and after about a minute or two said that we could have sex in missionary position only for the first one. She was a good actress and round one was over reasonably quickly. We sat and talked for a while (warning signal, she sat on the couch across from me)...when I was ready for round two, I moved to the same couch and started touching her. She asked if I wanted to have sex again (duh!), and then -demanded- another 50 slotzys for a second round. I was pissed, but OK, that's only ten quid, ... but I was out of slotzys. She would -not- take UK Pounds or US Dollars, both of which I had and would have given her. So, that pretty much ended that. No remorse, either. How sad.~~~~Oh, and I tried to find ads in the classifieds of the paper. Bought three different Krakow papers; two had no ads, the third had the category, but only phone numbers. No addresses, descriptions of service.~~~~So, my experience was totally different, and much less enjoyable, than those reported here. I am a decent looking guy, clean, shaved and showered before going anywhere. I do not know why my experience (no intimacy, no BBBJ, extortion) was so different from reports here...maybe someone can help me understand. (Review # 2249)
- Warsaw Other Dated Added: Sun Jul 09 2000 Submitted by: Winfield
I go to Warsaw about twice a year, and as I explained in an earlier post, I prefer the brothels to other alternatives for getting laid. They are convenient to the city center, the choice of women is great, and the prices are cheap for the value.
I have also found them to be safe. In dozens of visits, I have never felt uncomfortable and only once have I ever seen any evidence of police intrusion. On my last trip, I found that Lena, a Ukrainian I had met before, was back at Studio Relaks and as my third nightly visit to her was just starting, there was a knock on the door. The police were checking the visas of all the foreign girls working there and she had to go to the police station. She tried to give me my money back, but I liked her and felt sorry that she was being hassled, so I refused. On my way out, the police were at the door but they completely ignored me as I walked by.
Studio Relaks (Al. Jerozolimskie 83, apartment 18; tel: 621-52-22) is located behind the Marriott Hotel and across from the central train station. This was the first brothel I visited in Warsaw, and it has remained a favorite. Price is 100 zloty ($ 23) per hour. Selection is usually pretty good, both Polish and Russian/Ukrainian women. The two best looking women I have fucked here were both Polish university students from out of town - earning money for the next semester.
Tekla was an engineering student from Wroclaw who spoke excellent English. A natural redhead, with slim, athletic build, she liked to be on top and would ride me as long as I could hold out After she got to know me, she liked 69 without a rubber. Her friend, Marzena, was a liberal arts major with two boyfriends back in Wroclaw, a brunette with perfect natural tits. She refused any oral, either giving or receiving, but she was a good fuck.
Best of all at Studio Relaks was Danka, a 30 year old single-mom from Lodz. Blonde, with nice legs, and medium tits, she always gave me a good time and I got regular with her. She always got hot when we fucked, and she also liked to be finger-fucked hard, and to be eaten (for which she always thanked me.) When finger-fucking her once, I think I found her g-spot and she went wild. After I became regular, the usual session went like this: I would finger-fuck her until she was sloppy wet, then fuck her in a variety of positions (with condom), and then without condom, she would suck me off and swallow.
I should add that for 100 zlotys, you will normally get one suck followed by one fuck, both with condom, lasting no more than an hour (read: 45 minutes.) But if you become regular, are pleasant to the girl, tip generously, buy two or three hours at a time, and let her smoke and rest a little between fucks, you will get great sex. Four hundred zlotys (less than $ 100) if spent wisely will get you what you want.
It helps to speak a little Polish. Since I go to Poland regularly I have taken the trouble to learn enough to carry on a simple conversation. But you can get along without it. You and the girl both know you are not there to discuss international relations.
Now we come to Club Felicja (Ul. Marszalkowska 27/35, apartment 39; tel: 825-21-51). It advertises as being across from the Luna movie theater. It is in fact across the street but off of a back alley. This is pretty far out on Marszalkowska, so better take a taxi. Per hour the price is 110 zloty, standard service.
I have been here twice and got laid by a good looking woman each time. The first was a blonde Pole named Cecilia, close to a 9 or 10. She spoke pretty good English but kept talking about a boyfriend she had had in Cyprus which must have been very interesting for her but not for me. She would do anything but mechanically and would fake orgasms in a very off-putting sort of way. The other, a Russian named Tatiana, had learned therapeutic (not erotic) massage and insisted that she do it (toe pulling and back pounding) before we fucked. Once into the sex part, she was good but seemed to want to dominate.
Probably the classiest brothel in Warsaw is Club Elita (Ul. Bednarska 23, apartment 3; tel: 826-40-90.) It is also the priciest at 120 zlotys per hour. Located in heavily touristed Old Town (Stare Miasto) on a side street a couple of blocks from the Presidential Palace, it has superior amenities including private showers and wall and ceiling mirrors. The girls are usually young and very good looking in the 9 to 10 class, but with one exception, I have found the girls to be mechanical. The exception was Agnieszka, a Pole from Gdansk, and I returned to her a lot. A tall, natural brunette, dyed blonde with a perfect figure, she was a real whore in bed. She would do absolutely anything, with or without a condom. I make it a rule to use a condom when fucking, but once in the heat of the moment, she stuck my naked cock in her pussy and I rode her a while before pulling it out. I worried about this later but fortunately had not caught anything.
She seemed to take a liking to me and showed me her wedding pictures (divorced) and pictures of her two little boys who lived with her sister in a nearby town. She had no other home in Warsaw other than the brothel and kept the pictures under one of the beds. She visited her kids, 90 miles away, every other week-end and seemed to want to be a good mother. It was all a bit sad, especially the wedding pictures of a pretty young bride probably then full of hope.
She let me know that she would see me away from the brothel, and I invited her for lunch at my hotel. She arrived dressed like a street-walker much to the amusement of the waiters who keep leering at her tits and treating me with exaggerated courtesy. I ignored their performance because I knew it was I who was going to be sucking those tits and fucking her, and up in my room, I did just that. Afterwards I took some erotic pictures as souvenirs, but this was the last time I saw her. She was gone the next time I went to Club Elita.
My second favorite brothel in Warsaw (after Relaks) advertises as Love Story, but I always think of it by its address: Ul. Gorskiego 4,apartment 54; tel: 827-34-48).
The first time I was there I was almost knocked off my feet by the line up of eight beautiful girls. I chose Viktoria, which was a mistake. A Russian from Latvia, she spoke English fairly well and had as beautiful face as I have ever seen, gorgeous. Her body was more like a 7 or 8, and she was entirely unresponsive in bed. When I began to suck her nipples, she asked: Do you like to have your nipples sucked? Not especially, I said. Neither do I. she replied. That set the tone for the entire session. Still when I was on top fucking her, looking at the face of the woman I had my cock in was enough to get me to come.
Never again did I see quite a great a line up at Gorskiego as that time, but I found Alina there, a 32 year old Ukrainian with an 8 year old boy back home. She was a slim woman with small tits and a pretty but rather pouting face, altogether about a 7. But she was a warm and passionate woman who would fuck my mouth with her tongue while she fucked my cock with a wet and eager pussy. No wife or girlfriend was ever more responsive. Typically, after lengthy foreplay, I would eat her, and then we would fuck with condom until I could not hold out any longer. Then she would finish me in her mouth. We would rest a little and then repeat with some variation. Once after she had been rubbing my cock against her pussy, masturbating herself with it, I tried to stick it in without a condom. She stopped me. Niebezpieczny - dangerous, she said. That was the only thing she ever denied me, and she of course was right. I have her address in Ukraine and write her when I plan to be in Warsaw, and she usually takes the 24 hour train ride to come.
A final note on language: Russian and Polish are two distinct languages, at least as different as Spanish and Italian. Alina speaks enough Polish that we can communicate, but many of the Russian and Ukrainian girls in the brothels do not. I only mention this because, some of the most willing girls in these brothels are the Russians and Ukrainians. They are away from home, in a strange and for them expensive city, living under very cramped and uncomfortable conditions in the brothels. They can only sleep in beds when the beds are not in use by customers. They are lonely and often desperate for money (back home $ 100 a month is good pay.) So, even with a language barrier, if you are kind to them and a bit generous, you are likely to be amply rewarded with good, even great, sex. (Review # 1894)
- Chojna Travel Report Dated Added: Fri Jul 07 2000 Submitted by: Dino
On my last trip to Poland I visited Arizona Night-Club in Chojna. Crossing the boarder at Schwedt/Oder you will find the club at town entrance.
There are about 10-15 girl aged 20-30 years. Most are from Poland, some from the former Soviet Union. Nice atmosphere. You may have a drink at the bar and make your choice. Pricing is 100DM the hour, including full service with condome. Most girls allow kissing. There is a small hotel beside the club, and you can take a girl to your room without extra charge. Big room with Jacuzzi is 200DM. Economy rooms are 80DM. Have fun ! (Review # 1884)
- Slubice & Kostrzyn Travel Report Dated Added: Wed Feb 02 2000 Submitted by: Dino
In Slubice and Kostrzyn, located close to the German-polish border, you will find several night-clubs offering excellent and affordable services. I stayed in a hotel at Frankfurt/Oder and crossed the boarder in Frankfurt at the Stadtbruecke. You can go by car, but driving in Poland is not too safe. So you better walk and take a taxi in Slubice. Taxis are waiting on the Polish side of the bridge. Local transfer is about 10DM.~~
Slubice:
Club 21: a small club in the southern part of town, siecko direction. You find a bar and some sofas. Several girl, age 20-30. 1 hour service is 100DM. You can have a drink at the bar and look for a girl. Once you make your choice she will ask you for drink ( normally "Picolo", a small bottle of champagne). Most girls are from Russia and the former Soviet Union and speak a little German and no English. Most of them are well educated. Rooms are clean with a shower. Almost all girls offer you to take a shower. Room service consists of BJ, mostly with condom, and intercourse in various positions.
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Club Anabel: big club in the northern part of town. About 20 girls, all shapes, sizes, and usually in their 20s or early 30s. Services like Club 21. Soft drinks 5DM, alcoholic beverages 17DM. BJ´s and intercourse with condom only. One girl told me, that a hotel is affiliated, 50DM the night including TV and bathroom. No personal experience, but you might take a girl to your hotel room.
Kostrzyn:
Five or more clubs in town. Signs will lead you to locations. Best choice: Club Eden. Modern club with a laser pointer at the front door. More then 10 girls, most of them good looking, warm and tender. Nice atmosphere in bar room. Soft drinks, coffee 5DM, long drinks and "piccolo" 15DM. 100DM for one hour, like Slubice. I stayed their with a friend of mine, and he really fell in love to a Polish girl. Poor boy! Like all clubs in this area very safe, no crime. Have fun !~~ (Review # 1462)
- Krakow Travel Report Dated Added: Fri Jan 07 2000 Submitted by: Polak
Krakow (Cracow ) has around 1 million population: I have been to Krakow - Poland past summer. I can tell you that this is one of the most beautiful cities in a whole world with its sights, comparable to the beauty of Prague and Rome.
I have stayed at Hotel Forum which is located across Wavel hill where old castle is.
Massage parlors/Escorts - you can find them all over the city. Best place is to locate local newspaper like "Gazeta Krakowska" or "Dziennik Polski" and you will find heading where the adds are called "Towarzyskie". There you can find adds for Massage Parols and Escorts which will provide incall or outcall. Some of the places:
1. I do not remember exact addresses but If you look at a newspaper provided you will find them there.
One place was called BOA and it is close to Starowislna street, other is called SINDY and it is on Starowislna street.
There is some more between Starowislna street and Krakowska street - this area is called Kazimierz.
2. There is a good place on Kalwaryjska street. And on Florianska 24 street called Erotica or smt like that.
3. Hookers you can find at night in all the hotels after 10 pm, and on the street place called "plac biskupi".
4. If you have any problem try to show Cab driver in writing and they can drive you there. It is better to show them the place in writing cause not many of them speak English.
5. During the night you can find many young Polish girl who do speak English in many of polish pubs and bars.
My experiences: I have been to Boa where I have had an intercourse with nice Russian girls who kissed and allowed fingering of pussy and anus, as well as you can get extra BBBJ (sans condom). ~~
Prices for this type of experience is around 130 zlotys. 1$ us = 4zlo. Before you do anything with the girl after paying the doorman who introduces you to the girls, give her an extra tip of 50zlotys. She will let you do whatever you desire. I have seen many girls and I had similar experiences.
In Krokow's "agencjach towarzyskich" that what you call these incall massage/escort places you will find the girls ranging from 6-10 in looks. Most of them from Ukraine and old ZSRR as well as some Polish. Have fun. Polak~~ (Review # 1264)
- Krakow Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat Jan 01 2000 Submitted by: jackel6
I was in Krakow in August, 1999. I saw none of the street action mentioned in the old archives, however the massage parlors at #2 and #12 Westerplatte are still in operation. Both are within a few minutes walk of the central train station. In both case you enter through a sex shops. The attendants in the shops speak very little English, and I speak less Polish, but was able to get across what I wanted.
I got only one opportunity to take advantage of the services offered, and chose the one at #2. I was escorted through the sex shop into a bar area was set up. The bar had a small stage with a pole for striptease shows, but as it was about 2 pm, there was no show going on. Three ladies were lounging in the bar area, I guessed their ages to be late 20's to early 30's. None were drop dead gorgeous, but neither were they hideous. I chose a petite blonde who spoke enough English to negotiate a price of 200 zlotys (about $50 US) for one hour. There is probably a bigger selection available at night.
In the room I was offered a shower, which I accepted. She entered the shower with me to wash my back and engage in some preliminary petting. She also discretely inspected my dick without making it obvious what she was doing.
Once on the bed she started with a bareback blowjob. When I was ready, she slipped a condom on me and we proceeded to the missionary position. After a few minutes I had her turn over and entered her from behind and finished in this position. She removed the condom and got a warm cloth from the shower to clean me.~~
We cuddled on the bed for a little while, playing with each other. She again sucked me without a condom until I was hard, then climbed on top and rode me till I came. As before she removed the condom and cleaned me.
The session lasted more like 45 minutes than an hour, but I was well satisfied. We weren't able to do a lot of verbal communicating, but she was very friendly with an enthusiastic, outgoing attitude. I tipped her an extra 50 zlotys and left. I will be back in Krakow later this year, and will definitely visit the place again. Hopefully I will also get a chance to update the information on Warsaw.~~
On a final note, I found Krakow to be a fascinating and friendly place, with lots of interesting things to see and do. I wandered all over the city, and never felt uneasy or threatened. Next time I hope to be able to lose my companions long enough to better enjoy our hobby! ~~ (Review # 1084)
- Warsaw Other Dated Added: Wed Dec 08 1999 Submitted by: Winfield
There are three ways to contact pros in Warsaw:~~
(1) Lobbies of the major hotels which cater to businessmen. The pros show up about 10 pm and stay until well past midnight. Depending on the hotel they can be found in the bars or sometimes in a corner of the lobby. The hotel staff gets a cut. So there is no hassle, but this means the price is higher than for some other alternatives. Expect to pay from $ 100 to $ 200. It drops as the evening wears on. The advantage is that you get to see what they look like and negotiate. They usually speak English and some are knockouts. Others are older and a bit shop worn.
(2) Call girls. The newspaper Zycie Warszawie is full of ads and phone numbers under the heading Towarzyskie. The ads are usually in Polish but easy to interpret.
Wyjazdy means they will come to you.
Bez means without - for example bj without a condom.
Francuski bez w cenie means a bj without a condom is included in the price.
Niczego nie odmowie means nothing is ruled out (for a price).
Panie w wieku 18-40 lat means the women are between 18 and 40 years old.
Some of these girls are in business for themselves but many (maybe most) come to you from a brothel. When they come to you, it will double the price - probably in the range of $ $ 50 to $ 75 an hour. The big disadvantage is that you do not know what they look like until they knock on the door of your hotel room. They will try to sneak into the hotel, but if they are caught they are either thrown out or have to give the hotel staff a cut.
(3) Brothels. Again consult the newspaper. This is my preferred alternative and I have tried most of the brothels in the area of downtown Warsaw near the hotels. I speak some Polish and a little Russian and this is an advantage but not a necessity. Some of the girls are Polish, and in the summer some are actually university students from other cities who have come to Warsaw to make some money. These usually speak pretty good English. Many, however, are Russians (frequently Ukrainians) who know no English. Typically, these out-of-towners live on the premises under crowded and not especially pleasant conditions, but they need the money. (In the Ukraine $ 150 a month is good pay.) ~~
Typical price for an hour (godzina) is 100 to 110 zloty (between $ 25 to $ 30). Of this the girl gets a little less than half. So tips are appreciated and if you are generous and sensitive you will usually be well rewarded. Dressing and undressing is on your time so the hour is frequently just 45 minutes of sex. For the minimum price you can expect a bj with condom and one penetration with multiple positions. ~~
I have been to many of these places many times and I have never felt unsafe or even uneasy. They are sometimes a little difficult to find because they are usually in standard apartment houses. The ad will give an address such as ul. Gorskiego 4 m 54. This means Gorskiego street, number 4, apartment 54. You ring 54 at the entrance and a female voice will say something that sounds like swooham. If you speak English slowly she will probably understand that you are a customer and buzz you in. Then you must find apartment 54 - which may in fact be up five flights of stairs. Buzz again and you will be ushered in and a few moments later the available girls will be paraded for your selection.~~
Some will be beautiful, some not so beautiful, all shapes, sizes, and usually in their 20s or early 30s. I have met some duds this way but usually have had good value for the money. ~~
On my last trip to Warsaw in November 99, I spent some very pleasant hours with Karolina, a 28 year old Polish girl, small, natural blonde, innocent looking, but enthusiastic. My favorite was Alina, a 32 year old Ukrainian, who was more like a girl-friend than a pro. If you shop around the odds are good you will find exactly what you want. ~~ (Review # 969)
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