- Amsterdam Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Nov 10 2008 Submitted by: Steffen
Updated
I made a visit to Amsterdam last week and I booked an escort at my hotel room. It was a great experience! This girl knew what she was doing and showed me a great time coming twice... :)
Only bad thing it cost me 200 Euro plus 20 Euro tip... I booked her with www.angelsofamsterdam.com
you can find her with the name Britney. (Review # 25165)
- Amsterdam Travel Report Dated Added: Tue Jun 24 2008 Submitted by: Nevada Doug
Just got back from a trip to Amsterdam where I visited the famous red light district. The first night there I was too tired to do anything, but the next four nights I went window shopping. The first thing I found out was that the basic price was pretty standard an 50 Euros for twenty minutes. When I asked what I got for my money the reply was always the same, "suck and a fuck". The first girl I went with was name Roberta and she said she was from Sicily. She was at least a nine on a scale of ten. Small but beautifully proportioned and the face of an angel. The sex was covered of course and the only position she allowed was the missionary one. If I wanted to play with her tits or change positions it was another 50 Euros. I said no thanks and got it off close to the end of my 20 minutes.
The next two nights I had girls from Spain and England. Both were nines and this time I negotiated multiple positions for the basic 50 Euros. The last night, I went with a girl from the Philippines named Sandy. She was an eight +, but was by far the best fuck of the bunch. She started out by dragging her tits across my body and my dick which for some strange reason got hard in a hurry. She let me suck on her tits and feel her hot wet pussy. We did it with her on top, doggy style, and with her legs up on my chest. We went over the twenty minutes a little, but she didn't try and charge me more. I ended up giving her a 20 Euro tip. She was worth it.
The one thing I need to warn you about is the tendency of these girls to try and hit you up for more money, in 50 Euro increments, while your thinking with the small head instead of the big one. I did not check out the prices for the less appealing girls as I wasn't interested in them. Frankly, with as many beautiful girls as there are in the windows in the Red Light District, I don't see how the others can make any money.
Anyway, I had a great time there and thought that the quality was better than back home in Nevada. After all, 50 Euros is only like $80 and the girls at the ranches want at least $150 for starters.
(Review # 24126)
- amsterdam Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Apr 20 2008 Submitted by: Anon
My final review in April 2008. The Casa Rosso show.
you may about 25 bucks to go in and watch. you can stay as long as you like. 40 bucks includes drinks also.
I arrived at about 19.10. they had told me the show starts at 19.00. some video was showing which wasn't great. it went on for about 20 mins. I was wondering is this what they called live when it stopped and the show started.
they were initially allowing people to sit only on the left side of the theater. the best view was in front row or sitting next to the aisle. luckily I was in the fourth row, aisle seat.
the first do was this couple, the man was good lucking and well built, typically dutch looking. the woman was old, probably early 40's. they fucked each other. did it very mechanically, more like an art show than with passion. a little boring.
next was a fair thin petite blonde, who did more of a strip show, using poles. kind of okay but not great looking either.
after that, another older woman came out, did two shows, one with a banana. she called about 8 guys up on stage. then she pushed the banana in her pussy and made them each bite off a piece. not that difficult. the crowd cheered.
the other one was an s&m. she came out with a whip, wearing leather stuff. she got some Chinese dude from the audience to come up. the fellow was petrified at first but the audience egged him on. she did some simple stunts with him. very funny and entertaining.
there were a couple of other acts. one had a couple, neither of whom looked nice and the guy was a little fat. the other was a black couple.
overall, the show wasn't great. worth it for the experience one time but not more. all the girls, except maybe one, were either not good looking or were over 40. they didn't look all that professional, except for the fact that the guys needed to keep their dicks up and not jerk off. I am sure they use some drugs to ensure that. (Review # 23246)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Apr 20 2008 Submitted by: Anon
some general comments on the scene in Amsterdam in April 2008.
I am still surprised to see the ugly fat black women in the fringe areas? why are they so ugly? I have never fucked a black woman and would love to do so. but how can one if they all look like dogs? the authorities should throw them out and get some better women.
on sat night, it was incredible. I turned up at 1 am. the place was crowded. the narrow alleys near he church were crazy. their were men waiting in hordes. the moment one curtain was opened, someone would go in. at the time, only about 30% of the windows were available. I keep thinking then, these girls are being fucked so many times a day. if you think, 8 hours, 3 times an hour for the better looking women, its probably 25 times a day. but in realty, they often finish up in 5-7 mins and probably do more, maybe even 7-8 men an hour. and of course, many of the men are tipsy and will just take their dick out and go bonk bonk.
I did an analysis on how much the really good looking girls make. lets assume 3 times an hour for 8 hours in 340 days (they may be ill some days I assume). thats over Euro 400,000 a year. amazing. and I know some of those girls have been there for 3 years plus because I recognize them. thats more than what many executives get. over 3 years, they could make at least 1.5 million dollars and then retire happily. maybe marry some dude who didn't know what they were doing. amazing.
another interesting think I noticed which really surprised me. I thought the girls during the day, say around 2 or 4 pm, were better than the girls at night. meaning, they looked better. they probably give better service and are more relaxed in term of time too since there are less customers. but I found that a bit surprising as I thought the best girls will come out in the night. (Review # 23245)
- Amsterdam Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Apr 20 2008 Submitted by: Anon
Report in April 2008.
I got the feeling that the girls were not as good a quality as before. a very distinctive eastern European look to them. either they were thin and flat or were plump and voluptuous. a think the quality has reduced marginally.
A tried a cute medium height woman in one of the narrow alleys near the church. I had eyed her over some time and decided that she was the best. she sucked and fucked me nicely. spoke excellent English, chatted nicely and let me feel her body all over. Overly a very good experience. said her name was Jenifer and is from Holland. I somewhat believed her. girls like her are great because it makes you want to go back.
I next tried a think cute looking girl. turned out to be from Albania. bad experience. very clinical. I had checked that she would take off her clothes and I could feel her all over. she made me take of mine, she took off her bikini and then started sucking me. after some time I told her to stop and told her to fuck me instead. she said thats another 50 bucks. bloody cheater. I had no choice. I didn't want more. so is let me blow job me. blow jobs with condoms on are not nice at all. isn't the same thing as feeling your dick in her mouth. it was all over in about 7 mins. very poor.
They should have a rating policy where you can push button at the end indicating your rating. that will really screw these bitches who just try to cheat you.
The reality is, there is absolutely nothing you can do. she has already got your money. are you going to yell and shout? some dude will turn up and physically kick you out. (Review # 23244)
- Amsterdam Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Apr 20 2008 Submitted by: Anon
This is a report in mid April 2008.
The RLD seems a little smaller than before with the absence of about a dozen buildings from previously. These are mostly buildings on the main roads where the top floors now display some fashion clothes. It doesn't hurt the RLD too much. However, I think this whole thing makes no sense because there is no criminality whatsoever associated with the prostitution. Of course everyone is a little high and rowdy but I have never seen any fight so I don't see what the problem is. I did notice some men hanging around and they tried to approach me but I avoided them. They are apparently trying to sell hard drugs. They are generally African. I don't understand why the government cant use decoys and catch them and throw them behind bars. much better than reducing the prostitution.
On the first day, I saw a place which said Thai Massage. I thought I would try it. They said no sex, only Thai massage. Fine with me. It was Euro 50 for one girl. You get to choose the girl. They convinced me to try two girls claiming it was much more exciting. Thats 100. I thought ok, for the experience. It turned out the second girl didn't do much. She kept massaging my legs below the knees and not massaging me at all.
They then said that if I wanted, they would take off their clothes and do body to body massage. Another 50 for that. Since I thought this is a kind of a one time experience, I would try it. This was a total rip off. They came and rubbed their breasts against my chest. I thought they would do the famous Thai sandwich massage where one girl is under you and the other is on top. They then tried to masturbate me. I told them no, I wanted sex and didn't want to jerk off. they thought it very strange. After some time, we went back to the massage. With about 7 mins to go, I asked for the body to body again. They refused this time and said no, you don't want to jerk off and we need to give you the massage so no more. bloody cheaters. Then they asked whether I was going to take a bath and that I needed to do it within the 30 mins. Otherwise, they would wipe me down with a wet towel. I decided on the towel.
Overall, a lousy experience. The massage was ok, not as good as in bangkok and everything else was a rip off. I told them I would spread the word to my friends that they are cheaters and not to go there. I'd be delighted if lots of you don't read this and don't go there. (Review # 23243)
- Amsterdam Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Apr 05 2008 Submitted by: John
I've been to Amsterdam twice in recent years and hope to go again soon. I go primarily for the sex, but I also enjoy the hash cafes and bars, which serve top quality Heiniken. Hotels are a bit expensive in and around the red light district so I usually stay in hostels. On my last visit I fucked 7 in 3 days, for the first day, 2 the second day and 1 on the last day.
First was a Dutch girl, although she looked Asian. 22 years old. incredible face and body (8/10) €50 suck and fuck for 15 mins, she just lay there while I fucked her which didn't really bother me because I got to look at her perfect face. She was in one of the narrow alleys past the church and sexy land.
Second was a Cuban girl (6/10) €35 for 5 min bj and 15 mins fucking. Decent experience, nothing spectacular. she was beside the church, roughly 30-35 years old.
Third was a Cameroon girl, 25-30 years old (6/10) very dark skin which I like. €50 suck and fuck for 20 mins. could not shoot the load so she took off condom and pulled me off until I came.
Forth was an African girl, not sure what country. 30 years old. she wasn't good looking at all. I wanted a longer fuck than 15 minutes so decided to drop my standards in order to get better value for money, which worked! paid €60 for 40 minutes which included 10minute BJ, standard sex and anal. was decent experience. She was located close to the church also.
Fifth was a Singapore girl who was located on one of the busiest areas in the RLD, on the same street as the banana bar. (8/10) great body but had breast implants which I don’t particularly like. Wasn’t an enjoyable experience at all. she asked for €50 and then jerked me off for 5 mins, then demanded another €50 for a fuck. I handed it over but she asked for more after 5 mins so I just left. she also kept her close on at all times. I've been to Amsterdam twice and screwed so many women, this was the only time I got screwed so I'm not complaining! But I now understand how some people get fucked over sometimes.
Sixth girl was from Tuscany in Italy. very attractive girl (7.5/10) was 28 years old I think. I paid €160 for 50 minutes. this included a 10 min BJ, fucking in several positions. I could not shoot, again, so she jerked me off while she used a huge dildo on herself for a while which I thoroughly enjoyed, as I'm sure you can imagine. I then fucked her again for 10 minutes and nearly filled the condom! she was great fun to talk to, not like many of the others. she was located along one of the main streets/canals, close to the large Peep show building. She was also in the same building block as the Brazilian girl who wears a latex police uniform, which I’m sure some people will remember!
The last girl was a Brazilian, early 20's (9.5/10). one of the best looking, sexiest girls I've ever seen. As it was a very wet and windy Monday night, there were very few punters around so the girls didn’t appear to be getting much business. paid €90 for 40 minutes, probably because there were fuck all people looking for business. this included anal, and a great lubed up hand job, I think she almost used an entire bottle of lube while I was there. I regret to say I did not shoot the load, and because I had no more money I couldn’t stay any longer to let her finish me off! I fucked too many women in the previous days so I must have ran out of Jizz! She was located on a usually busy street, although it was empty that night. when I go back I will go in search of her again! The best I’ve seen in Amsterdam or any prostitute.
The advice I give to you is to shop around and don’t always stay on the main streets. There are some spectacular women down the alleys. In the 2 times I’ve been there I’ve only had one bad experience, which wasn’t even that bad. Make sure to ask the girl about what she will do before you go in and agree on a price. If you are looking for a more personal service then the RLD is not for you. Try one of the escort services. I recommend going to the Peep show. You can pay €30 to watch them finger or dildo themselves for a while, which is a nice break from smoking weed and fucking hookers.
I would also recommend the Banana Bar which is located in the center of the RLD. It’s a great place to go if you are on a bachelor party. €40 entry for one hour which includes as much free drink as you want for the hour and some great shows, which you can take part in! If you do not have a great time in Amsterdam, there is something seriously wrong with you!
(Review # 22945)
- Amsterdam Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Mar 30 2008 Submitted by: K.C.
Well, I went to Amsterdam, figured it might be a good place to go and get my rocks off and maybe enjoy some decriminalized drug use. My first time with a pro and man was it depressingly awful. I feel like a gigantic sucker and ended up wholly unsatisfied. I had read up a little about what to expect and how the girls of the RLD operate. Obviously I did not read up enough. But I did learn some very hard and expensive E250 Lessons. Heres the story.
I got in on the Train from Munich for a couple of days of relaxation before my flight back to the states. So I decided to cruise the RLD for some action. I browsed for awhile, it was a busy Saturday night, but eventually I got beckoned by this tiny little blond with slight hips but a nice round ass and tits dressed in what appeared to be a typical cotton bikini that reacted to blacklight. She wasn't the hottest girl out that night but some base instincts said go for it.
Lesson 1: never trust your instincts. If they aren't real flirty or chatty. Bail politely, but bail. I asked this little German girl from Hamburg how she was when she got into the room. She said she was tired. That should have been my first clue to bail.
Lesson 2: Never flash large sums of bills in the girls face. Always pull your bills, in fact better not to carry a wallet at all. Don't let them see what you are carrying, or the will start hustling you for more. Lesson 3: Be very through as to what you can and can't do with them. Ask how much and for how long? Ask if she will be fully naked? Ask if you are allowed to touch her. (I forgot that one). You ever tried to do Doggie-style without grabbing onto the girls hips? Impossible if you aren't a porn-star caliber fucker.
Lesson 3: beware of the up sell. Want extra time? Want to do Anal? Want a massage get ready to pay a lot more. Back to the story so after a couple of tempting up sells, I was at E150, I didn't mind I wanted this to go well and I figured I'd get more satisfaction. Wrong! After throughly cleaning my hands I got naked and laid down on the small bed thingy. I preceded to receive the limpest most unsatisfying massages ever, she went to wash her hands again. I'm not sure why I had showered up real at the hotel just for the occasion, but regardless any buildup was ruined. Then she came back and told me to roll over and she sidled up and slid the condom on and preceded to do some strange sort of mouth-fuck with loads of scrapage and hardly that satisfying with a condom on.
No Sucking, no playing! It was real lame, barely got hard for it. I tried to get into it and touched her backside and she recoiled in horror. No touch! "50 Euro more for touch" So I got up and grabbed E50 from my shrinking money clip. And instead of being able to touch her, I got the honor of giving her a massage and the second my hands drifted below the string of her bikini top she threatened to "Sock me" if I did that again. Well there goes the mood entirely now. I now have a whore (I am purposely using that word for degrade this particular girl) who compulsively washes her hands, shutters at the mere touch of any area below the middle point of the back.
This girl has issues and ought not be a prostitute. So by this time I'm totally not in the mood and she tells me to try fucking her doggie-style at which point I try sliding my dick into her and she insists that I can't touch my dick or her for fear of something? So she reaches between her legs and grabs my dick to "guide it in. " I feel nothing but her hand, I look into the mirror and my dick is still in her hand as she tell me to fuck her. appearance she thought I would noticed that I'm not in her pussy. Give a couple of thrust hoping maybe I'm lined up, but I'm not and she starts bitching about me not knowing what I'm doing.
I mentioned the difficulty of trying to fuck doggie-style no handed and she gets more defensive, and I have grown utterly soft as any mood I was in has completely disappeared. She notices that I have gone completely limp at this point and she tells me if I wanna fuck her I'm gonna have to get hard again and that I should do it? So here I am in a Whores room beating off like I could do at home with her waiting on me.
After a minute it dawns on me that this is her job that I'm doing for her. at that point I am totally frustrated by the whole experience and I go put my clothes on, and she ask what she did wrong? I could have said a million things, but politely just said I was tired and left. On her way out she tells me I shouldn't do so much Cocaine, in reference to my limpness. I nod politely again, gnashing my teeth into a smile. As I walk out her door I'm trying to remember the last time I snorted blow. Oh that's right, never! So this brings me to my last Lesson.
Lesson 4: If you see a petite blonde German girl from Hamburg, with nice shapely butt and tits, but no hips, move on to the next Window! Your cock and your wallet will thank you for it! (Review # 22852)
- Amsterdam Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Nov 09 2007 Submitted by: Anon
I have been to many girls in Amsterdam RLD. First always agree to what you want and price. Second, if they give you problems just get up and begin to put clothes on and tell them you won't be back. I have never had girls not take care of me when it came down to it. If it takes longer they ask for more.
This is simply because they're paying by time for the room. So, more time is usually more relevant than how cute or what you want etc. I have had sex with several very hot girls, some from Eastern Europe (I seem to like Romanian girls) but also some Dutch girls. And had a really hot time with them for 50 euro. But, I have had other girls try to rip me off. Best bet, as soon as it doesn't feel right, bail and don't worry about money lost.
Better to spend 50 euro with a new girl and have fun than lose another 50 euro to a girl who already took that much from you. Most girls are eager to please. Beware the trannies on the Bloedstraat though. I have seen a few drunk guys go for those who didn't look like they knew what awaited them when the "girl" dropped "her" panties. Other than that, have fun! (Review # 21722)
- Amsterdam Other Dated Added: Mon Oct 29 2007 Submitted by: Anon
I went to a prostitute in Amsterdam. First time I was having sex with a girl, ever. Anyways we went in and she undressed and started to suck my penis with a rubber on. That cost me fifty euros she than said if I wanted to do anything else it would cost fifty euros more. I paid and she went on top and than I wanted to change positions but she said that would cost another fifty euros. So I paid up, and I couldn't ejaculate after half an hour. She stopped than said she would give me a hand job for free. And she did. Then she started getting upset because I couldn't ejaculate.
She told me she was being very nice with me because most of the girls would treat me like an animal. So she said I will go on top one more time and we see what happens. She put a new rubber on and started to just pound on me. And she licked my nipple too. That was weird. After like ten minutes or so we switched with me on top. I started thrusting and ejaculated after an hr, worse part was that she pulled it out before I was done ejaculating. And the second worse part was that she offered to give me some of my money back because she didn't want for me to be without any money. But I refused. I also gave her a tip of six euros. She had a very nice butt. Anyways it isn't possible for me to have gotten HIV/aids because a condom was used through all the time we had been having sex? (Review # 21607)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Oct 16 2007 Submitted by: Jim Plowman
I have traveled to Amsterdam many times and had a selection of girls. I even try to make a diversion to the city whenever possible. Here are a few points about the possibilities from my experience. If you want a quickie, then you go to the RLD. It’s better to go in the afternoons as the quickies are so fast as in the evenings og nights. You have a good range. The Dutch and Eastern European girls give the best value, but be careful of the Southern European, German and African girls. Been ripped off more than once. (German girls are fine in German brothels and RLD in Germany). If however you want to take your time and relax, then I would recommend a brothel. The prices are usually lower for the hour than in the RLD, and you can get a good relaxing massage before and after the sex but the range of girls isn’t so much. Most massage parlors or brothels have good looking girls and I have got my monies worth from Asmara. Rios, Jan Biks, and Societe Anonyme also give good value for money. Good luck (Review # 21268)
- Amsterdam Travel Report Dated Added: Wed Aug 08 2007 Submitted by: Dave
Hello, I just got back from the red light district in Amsterdam and I wondered if anyone has had the same experience as me. A little about me, I’m 28 y. o., 6 foot tall, a little skinny but athletic (I’m a soccer player) and I’m from upstate New York. Anyway, I went in to see one of the lovely ladies, and, as per advice from this forum, I asked regarding "the price, all nude, all positions, touch everywhere," and I got a yes to everything, plus told it would last 20 minutes. (Nice.) I was told 50 euros suck and fuck, which is pretty standard there. So we went in and I gave her the 50 euros.
We did a little hugging and feeling of body parts and then she told me it would be 50 euros extra to take her clothes off. So I told her that’s not what we agreed and that I wouldn’t pay. She said that I should be careful because she could turn into a "Crazy Portuguese" and I said I just want my money back as this was going nowhere. At that point she started screaming and yelling at me and saying I wasn’t going to get my money back and that I had to pay another 50 euros if I wanted anything.
I ended up just leaving without getting any service - I was quite powerless in that position (I wish the police were around) and she kept yelling and screaming until I left (I’m sure she was laughing as the door closed.) There was quite a crowd of tourists that had gathered, but I just waved to them and went back to my hotel. Anybody had a similar experience and\or advice on what I should have done to get my money back or at least report that unlawful behavior? Any tips would be appreciated. (Review # 20397)
- Street Action Dated Added: Tue Jul 17 2007 Submitted by: Dippy
A couple of items don't let any hooker tell you there are "rules" in the RLD. She may have them but you can get what you want, anal, fetish shit whatever. I arranged a nightly visit with a Bulgarian chick, an 8, who did it all. 500 Euro for three nights, hour a night, not a great value but not terrible and she was very pleasant and accommodating.
It’s pretty funny that she let me totally ream her ass but would not like being spanked one bit. I guess there are rules. One German I fucked there was a 10, tight body, unbelievable natural breasts. looked sorta like a brunette Jamie Presley. 50 for fuck and suck but it took me a while to get going so I told a 50 euro tip if she made me cum. I fucked her from behind and slid it in her ass, gave her an extra 20 on the fly. She was gorgeous and also pretty funny, when I asked "what brought you to Amsterdam (from Düsseldorf), she said "drugs." I've had unpleasant experiences with Germans though, too.
One bitch had all this leather and whip shit in booth, whoa, I figured she was a freak. Ultimately she was really cold and unsatisfying. Took me an eternity to nut and I had to pay accordingly, Jesus. As I was dressing I had one of my sneakers sideways on her bed. She admonished me and said, "I'm sorry, my parents taught me better than that!" Hahahaha, let that sink in for a while! In my experience the Russians will take the best care of you. They don't try to cheat you or pop in extras, full service and GOOD service for 50 euro.
Some unbelievable Serbs and Belarusians, some of them are stuck up at first but once you start fucking they are amazing. It’s tough to get a BJ w/out condom. Privathuis is better for that, you can call ahead and discuss at some of them. Again this is pretty wide open, but look for ads rather than wandering around. I went to one a little outside of downtown, off the 13 tram. 100-150 an hour for multiple pops seemed standard, 70 for just one. Some cute girls there and the whole experience was not so cold and sterile as the RLD but nowhere near the selection (but also no hideous ones like some RLD areas).
I would not fuck around with the street action here, it's cheap but most of the chicks are crackheads who can’t afford to rent the space or, worse yet, have some disease. (Review # 20221)
- Amsterdam - Red Light District Travel Report Dated Added: Tue Feb 13 2007 Submitted by: SamF
Went to Amsterdam recently and man, there's no other place like this on earth. Had a few great experiences with all types of girls- Dutch, So, American, Czech, and Russian. Whatever you want it’s here guys.
My first "sampling" was possibly the hottest babe ever- an auburn haired Czech girl new to the trade. She had a body like the best American Vegas strippers or supermodels. Definitely some girls seem part of the sex slave trade, but they don't show it. All are eager. Another sampling was a huge-tittied Dutch blonde. Great body but she talked on her cell phone while she was sucking my cock.
The best part of the District is the "Old Church" section. Some of the back alleys and walkways have the hottest young girls, as opposed to some of the more "commercial" pros that line the main tourist streets. I paid about Euro50 for fuck & suck which kicks ass on any American girl's rate.
Next I did a sexy schoolteacher type from Rotterdam who looked great doing doggy-style. The last two great sampling I had were one hot slim Greek girl, about 22, with an ass the size of two small melons. Another brunette looked like a typical American college girl, and she offered a great fuck as well. Only con is that they control almost everything about the position you fuck them in, so don't expect any acrobatics with these girls. Tip: Go in the early afternoon instead of on weekend nights to get a selection of girls who aren't tired or busy. (Review # 17422)
- Street Action Dated Added: Mon Jan 01 2007 Submitted by: Helping The Hobbyist Community
For the few serious mongers who still give a rip about Amsterdam, here is some info.
Sat, December 30, 2006
Brothel owners fight closure in Amsterdam
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands -- A group of brothel owners that represents nearly a third of the prostitutes in Amsterdam's famed red light district has challenged a decision to revoke their licences, the city said yesterday.
The city notified the owners of 37 brothels and sex show venues on Nov. 30 that they would be closed because of suspected involvement in money laundering. The brothel owners maintain their financial problems are caused by banks refusing to do business with them.
The brothels represent around 300 of the district's scantily clad "windows" that prostitutes who stand behind, tapping their fingers against the glass to attract customers.
(Review # 16858)
- Amsterdam Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Dec 02 2006 Submitted by: Borat
Chang Mai, Amsterdam
Massage parlour. I read good reviews about this place so decided to try it out. This place is rubbish!!! Do not go there. They usually have 3 Thai women - but the rooms are skanky with mattress on the floor. The massage was rubbish, using as little oil as possible. Costs 50 euro for half an hour - and you don't even get a full body massage. For that she wanted another 100 euro!!!
U may read good reviews for this place but trust me they are lying. I think Riga is much better - u get a much better service for the money paid. (Review # 16490)
- Amsterdam Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Sep 25 2006 Submitted by: Matt
One of my colleagues showed me an article about ‘Society Service’ the newest high class agency in The Netherlands. I decided to give them a try that evening. Called them around 6 pm, asking for a nice lady for dinner, clubbing and some fun afterwards. After talking about my preferences they recommended me ‘Sophia’.
2 hours later… there she was! Sophia was dressed in a nice little black dress and looked exactly like the pictures, if not better. We went for dinner at a nice French restaurant that Society Service arranged for us and after that they had a table ready for us at a hot club (the Mansion), where Sophia and I danced the night away.
We took a taxi back to my hotel and there we first went to relax a bit in my room where Sophia invited me to take a nice bath with her. After that we massaged each other. Sophia offers a very good service. She’s relaxed, easygoing and open-minded. She looks fabulous, nice body and pretty face. Recommended lady and agency. Very nice experience. (Review # 15681)
- Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Sep 16 2006 Submitted by: Anon
I've been to Amsterdam a few times now. Each time I go I find it harder to leave. I've read several mixed reviews on here about the Red Light, (RLD) Here’s the deal: Most of the women are hot, I’d say 50% are what I would consider hot and around 10% are very hot and the rest are probably fuckable but not worth paying for it.
50 euro is the basic fee to get in the door and that will cover a 5 min. blow job and a 15 min. missionary style fuck (in most cases). If you want to change position or do anything out of the ordinary they will usually ask for another 50 euro (but will always settle for 20 or 30). If your a cheap-o The best way to find a bargain is to walk close to the windows, if a woman opens the door and pulls you in by your collar, chances are your her first customer of the day and you can score a full blown anything goes fuck session for the cover price of 50 euro.
There’s one alley I forget what it’s called but it’s so tight that you have to walk down single-file --this is a very happening alley, these woman get lots of action and are seasoned pros. at what they do. They will fuck your brains out-- granted you won’t get the GFE thing but you better believe you'll catch the first cab ride back to your hotel so you can ice down your balls.
Of course experience will vary, everyone is different. If you’re some fat old guy, you can’t expect these girls to be ecstatic about fucking you. --but if your clean and normal you can easily make it a decent experience.
As far as the black girls near the church being a bargain don’t count on it --like I said if they’re begging you to come in then you may have a bargain, otherwise prepare to open your wallet a few times.
(Review # 15567)
- Amsterdam Travel Report Dated Added: Mon Aug 28 2006 Submitted by: Ray-Thompson
I went back to Joy the second time in 3 days. We had a wonderful time again. She asked if I wanted to stay longer. (I would have to pay extra, in hindsight I did not mind, it took my extra time to cum) but Joy stayed with me and did not pre-maturely end the occasion. I could stay longer in Dam, I would, but I have to start my travel back to the US. If I had but one choice it would always be her.
She wanted me to stay much longer my funds are getting short. She is well worth it. If she is here in the future, some girls are then I will most definitely look her up. She is a really cute blonde Italian, by the way and has a way of making a man feel great. She is not a one shot cheap girl who just wants your 50 Euro and then send you on your way. (Review # 15448)
- Amsterdam Street Action Dated Added: Sun Aug 27 2006 Submitted by: HornyTourist
The Red Light district of Amsterdam is dead easy to find - take the train to the central train station, and walk south a couple blocks. You'll be on a set of about three roughly north-south roads with canals, and small east-west streets connecting them. You can't miss it - once you're there, nearly every other storefront is either a porn shop or a brothel. The women stand or sit in their underwear behind big shop windows and becon to you.
I first hooked up with a Thai lady - it was a couple years ago, so I don't recall all the details exactly, but she was on a side street, and her place had a little sign saying something about Thai massage. It was very easy and she spoke plenty enough English (which was helpful, as this was the first time I ever got together with a prostitute!). I just asked how much, she said 50 Euros, and I said ok! We headed upstairs to a little dark room, lit only with one red light. They have it down to a science in Amsterdam - she put on the condom first thing, gave me a blowjob. I gave her 20 Euros extra so as not to be rushed, and asked for a Thai massage - huge waste of money, it was short and profoundly unimpressive. The rubbed some ky on herself and then I fucked her in a few different positions. First time I was ever with an Asian woman, and I bottomed out with still a couple inches left to go! I was taking a while (it's hard for me to come with a condom), and she started complaining about me being too big, and taking too long, and she was certainly not into it at all - merely professional. I came, put on my clothes, and that was it. I was pretty unimpressed, to be honest - 70 Euros to fuck a bored, complaining woman...
But I decided to give it a second try - I had earlier passed a place full of jolly-looking, rather plump black women. On the way back looking for it, I passed a little place with a dead sexy black woman who called out to me. She was a real knockout - pretty face, petite, firm little body, crisp little apple-sized tits, and quite dark brown skin. I asked her how much, and she said 30 Euros - it pays to shop around, it seems!! It was the same routine as with the Thai girl - she slipped a condom on me first thing (all prostitutes there seem to be trained in the same very safe technique - they can do it so there would really be no exchange of body fluid at all, which is nice for those of us who value our health), blew me, and then had me fuck her. Again, the room was quite dark, which was a pity, because I'd have loved to see more of her great body! She seemed to genuinely get into it, moaning and gasping and throwing herself back against me when we did doggie style - she may have been faking, of course, but if she was, it was realistic enough to really turn me on. Still, it took me even longer to come with her, and like the Thai, eventually she started to complain that I was taking too long and that I was too big (granted, I'm somewhat larger than average, but I'm not John Holmes, for Christ’s sake!). Anyway, I was much more pleased with her - she was well worth the money spent - the Thai was not.
So, when in Amsterdam, shop around a bit. There are tons and tons of girls, starting at least by the early afternoon. Check a few that you like to find a good price. The standard routine for the agreed price seems to be 1. condom on, 2. short blowjob, 3. fuck until you come (I tried several positions with both girls: missionary, doggie style, her on top). They start complaining if it takes more than 15 or 20 minutes, so if you plan on taking longer, plan to spend more. (Review # 15431)
- Amsterdam Travel Report Dated Added: Sat Aug 26 2006 Submitted by: BennyThompson
Report for 08/26/2006. I have been to Amsterdam many times. 7 to count. I have seen the best and the worst of Amsterdam prostitution. I saw JOY in the RLD (Red Light District) and after passing by her window several times that day I decided to enter her room. Joy is a medium height blonde Italian and cute.
Immediately after entering JOY explained upfront what I could expect. If I wanted a really great time it would be $100. Not just a suck, fuck and maybe you might enjoy it. But a really good time. Yes, I paid more, but I got full value with an honest and rare girl. Joy knows what a man wants, or at least what I wanted.
I did not want to be fucked and then said "good bye" to. In Joy’s own words, "I want you to experience more, not just a suck and a fuck", I want to be able to touch you and I want you to touch me. JOY allowed me to kiss her all over her body. I know I could have had a prettier girl in Amsterdam, and I have had prettier girls, but I don't think I have ever had a better time with a girl who knows how to make a man feel than JOY (Review # 15427)
- Amsterdam Travel Report Dated Added: Thu Jun 01 2006 Submitted by: Dirk Wiggler
Wow! Just returned from a one day invasion of Amsterdam. A buddy and I checked in to our hotel and straight away had to make a difficult decision. Food or pussy? Thank god, my buddy was in his right mind and his logic won out...pussy! We hit the rld running and gunning for a quick "appetizer" and soon found ourselves at the olde kirk to sample some chocolate latte's.
Then on to dinner and back on the street for a special desert. This time we took our time and enjoyed the slow pace of the hunt. We both found what we were looking for and in my case I got a bit more than I bargained for in the form of a ts. Yikes! Good thing I had an open mind and a raging hard on by the time I got wise. I had enough at that point, but my buddy laughing wanted one more for sweet dreams... So we walked and walked until he found just what he wanted.
A nice jiggler of a girl who was happy to have some attention. We fell asleep (me after a really hot shower) laughing about my surprise. The next morning he woke me up saying: "well, what do you want for breakfast... Eggs or pussy?" this time my logic won out and we had both in the proper order. All in all, Amsterdam is one fun place to play and cannot wait until my next sojurn.
(Review # 14867)
- Amsterdam Travel Report Dated Added: Fri May 05 2006 Submitted by: Anon
I just returned from a 4 day trip from Amsterdam. The good point is that it's like a big brothel with a lot of choice, and some really good looking bitches. The bad point is forget the Thai girlfriend like experience, these bitches are professionals, there will be no free extra time, but they will literally fuck you: just lie down and let the bitch fuck you with her cunt.
The first night I tried a black girl in the streets near the church. That street mainly has old black girls, mostly ugly ones, but with low prices. Mine was the only good-looking one I saw in that church street during my whole stay. The price was set to 30euros for 20 min.
My procedure was always the same, asking: how much?, completely naked?, can I touch you everywhere?, multiple positions?. All the 5 girls I fucked always answered all my requests positively. It always started by me lying down on the bed, she putting me the condom with her mouth, then sucking my dick, followed by her fucking me for a while, then me finishing it doggy style.
The second evening I fucked a girl from Puerto Rico in a small street next to main street. 50e/20 min. I spoke Spanish to her and she was really nice, really ate my dick with her pussy. I followed by a black girl from Ghana, same street same price. The two next
days I fucked an Asian Dutch girl and a girl from Thailand again for the same price. Asian’s are pretty different from the ones you find in Asia (no shyness) and they scream/simulate a bit too much.
I got really excited by a young Dutch very slim bitch but with all the previous reports I declined the offer.
I visited Singel but there was not much choice, less than 10 ugly bitches. Pijp (close to Rijkmuseum) is another RLD in Amsterdam but couldn't make it there.
To summarize I had pretty professional sex, but with extremely good looking bitches. Never forget the 4 magic questions and enjoy. Take a look at singel/pijp maybe you'll be luckier than me.
(Review # 14633)
- Amsterdam Travel Report Dated Added: Thu Dec 29 2005 Submitted by: RM
I have just returned after a 10 days ‘sex vacation’ trip to Amsterdam. Being the horny American I am, I cannot just live without a hole to pound. Some days even 2-3 holes to fuck, depending on my ‘energy’ level. I used a lot of escort agencies and independent escorts in Amsterdam, the sex capital of Europe.
Based on my experience, I have rated some agencies and independents as Excellent, So-so, and Horrible category. Of course these are my experiences, but overall, there may not be a lot of variation. I will start with the Horrible category.
I found Bernadette Escort agency pretty horrible. The guy sitting there was not at all co-operative. His attitude was ‘take it or leave it’. Made no effort to make the ‘sale’. I decided to leave it. I contacted independent escort Lina from www.sensualcompanion.com at the tel no. given on her website and I also rate her in the horrible category. First of all, she did not want to speak to me until I filled out the information form on her website. I told her that I was on vacation and that I was not carrying my laptop to do this right away. Very reluctantly, she agreed to talk and was pretty rude. Then she started a volley of questions as if I was being interrogated by the FBI. Except for asking what is the color of my wife’s pussy hair, she asked everything.
I was just about to reach a stage of hanging up, when she said, ‘OK, I will come, but I will give you a call between 4 to 6 PM, so make sure you are in your room in this period’. I agreed, as it was me who called her. Well guys, the ordeal had just begun. When I heard the knock on the door, I ran to open it with the hope that I would be receiving a beautiful, youthful young lady (as in the photographs). Two things happened when I opened the door. My heart skipped a beat, and my dick, which was totally erect in anticipation, went down to nothing. Lina is a below average looking female, and has put on at least 20 KG since she placed those photographs on her site. No wonder she does not show her face on the site. I can only say that she hired a very good photographer. The receptionist at the front desk would have laughed at the quality of escort I ordered.
I could not be rude, so invited her inside. In the first 5 seconds she asked for money. I gave her 600 EU in an envelope. She immediately counted it thrice. Then she said, ‘Thank God you are not a black American’. Then she asked for some wine. After about 10 min., she stripped and went to bed and lay there. She asked me to come over. In a state of shock, I reached the bed and tried to fondle her. She resisted and wanted to immediately start sucking my dick without a condom. I tried 69 but failed miserably because of the horrible smell that was emanating from her very hairy pussy. Actually, I could have made a pony tail out of her pussy hair, if I had rubber bands.
After this, everything that followed was very mechanical. She offered anal for an extra 100 euro, but I refused. After about 25 min. (out of the 2 hour date), I told her that I suddenly remembered that I have to go somewhere and asked her to leave. You cannot imagine how happy I was to get rid of her when I locked my hotel room door behind her. Do I need to say that I will NEVER go for her again? I then called a very high class agency, Women of the World, and ordered a very good-looking girl and had fun.
I found Secret Escort Agency, Europe’s Finest, and the Dutch Students to be so-so agencies. Good and well mannered manager, willing to listen to clients and meet requirements. I found the business model of Secret Agency very good. He offers East European girls, mainly Romanians, @ 100 EU/Hr/fuck. If you want two fucks, you pay another 100 EU and you can fuck as much as you can if you pay 300 EU. You can change girls every hour the whole night. He has a very good looking Romanian by the name of Vanessa. She is simply great and has the best breasts. Very firm and shapely. Europe’s Finest also has good girls, but are on the expensive side if you do not book them on their tour. Natasha is excellent, and a great companion who provides high quality sex. At Dutch Students, advance booking is not possible. Whosoever is available at the time you make a call can come to your room. OK girls. Independent escorts Anna and Kim are one of the best escorts I have found in my ‘escort fucking’ experience globally, so far. I rate both of them as excellent.
Unfortunately, Kim has decided to resign from escorting and take up something else. Anna can be found at www.annaescort.com. I called Anna and found her very nice to talk to. She asked some basic questions which anybody would. She of course has to take care of her security as well. She was very punctual and knocked at the right time. I could not believe my eyes when I opened the door. She is drop-dead-gorgeous. After the exchange of pleasantries, I handed over the envelope containing 550 EU to her, which she immediately put in her purse (unlike the other whore, Lina, who started counting, and that even thrice). I really respect Anna a lot and won't go into gory details of sex, but I can tell you I had one of the best sex ever. I was so impressed that I have already extended an invitation to Anna to be my guest in LA for a week. Don’t envy guys, she has accepted it.
Women of the World and Elite Company are the best agencies in Amsterdam, and I rate them as excellent. Julie at the WoW is amazing, and once you talk to her, it is not possible to hang up without making a booking. I met Lana from WoW and had a ball of a time also. Martin at Elite Company is the best escort agency manager I have ever talked to. Extremely professional, and he does not bluff or over-sell his girls at all. He has a very nice collection, and I strongly recommend Jill. Very pretty Belgian. Well guys, that’s it. Hope this helps all of you who may find themselves in Amsterdam one day.
(Review # 13497)
- Amsterdam Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Dec 27 2005 Submitted by: Chodumal
I totally agree with the review of Anna and I can confirm that she is amazing as I had an opportunity to fuck her a few days back. But there is another escort all you guys should be very careful about. She is Lina @ www.sensualcompanion.com - She likes to think that she is an upmarket escort, but in reality, she is a piece of shit. First time, she cancelled the appointment just 10 minutes before the meeting time. I thought that this was an aberration and went for her for the second time. Had the most mechanical sex of my life. It appeared as if I was fucking a dead body. No participation and just no enthusiasm. And while leaving, she said that she has no qualms about cancelling any pre-set appointment if she gets more money from someone else. Now I knew why my appointment got cancelled the first time. So guys, treat her like the plague and keep away.
(Review # 13482)
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