In august 2008 I visited Cheb, near the German border. The city near the train station is full of gambling places, in fact small brothels. Also a lot of gipsies. Do not go there, I was robbed twice. They seduce you with nice stories, once you are in the room you have to give your money.

Also do not follow a nice girl to go with her to her apartment, in a kind of club/bar (forgot the name). Once you are in, her girlfriend and friend are coming in, and you have to give them all your money. It cost me 400 euro! It is plain organised robbery in Cheb!! I will never go there again!!

Brno Report

I was in Brno for a few days in July, and found most of the regular clubs - Moulin Rouge, Amor, Marylin etc to be a waste of time. The women were attractive and friendly but NO BBBJ , kissing , or licking pussy, and most places cost around 4000 kc after entry, drinks and one hour with the girls taken into account. But there were two exceptions in Brno, the Thursday night GANG BANG and Private EDEN.

The gang bang is held in a swingers club about 10 mins drive from the city centre every Thursday night from 7 pm till 12 pm, and it is fantastic value for money. The cost is 2500 kc and as much sex as you can manage in 5 hours including kissing, BBBJ and licking pussy. The night I was there, there were 5 “hired in” women in total, and none of them were exceptionally hot. 3 of them were in their 30’s and about 6 on the 1-10 scale. There was also an older lady in her late 40’s who i will be sympathetic with and award her a 2 on the 1-10 scale. The final lady is a tall slim girl in her mid 20’s, a 7 on the 1-10 scale who runs the club with her tough looking boyfriend, who actually looks like a twin of the American actor John C Reilly .

You must call and book a place. I arrived at 9 pm and was greeted by the hostess who was very friendly, and she invited me in for a free look. I went through a small corridor into a bar area, where 2 of the women were sitting on couch dressed in sexy underwear, and there were 3 guys sitting around,  also in underwear. She then walked me through a small corridor to 2 large darkened rooms, each with a huge beds, where 2 of the guys were fucking 2 of the women. I decided to stay and paid her the 2500 kc. The only thing that put me off is that they have no lockers and you have to hang your clothes off some hooks in the main bar area. I gave my wallet and phone to the girl who put them behind the bar. I am a bit paranoid by nature , but decided to trust the hostess, and if I go again in the future I will leave my stuff in the hotel.

I stripped to my boxers and took a seat beside the women on the couch, and tried to converse but they didn’t have a word of English. Luckily one of the guys there was an American of Czech origins, who translated for me. I decided not to waste time and took one of more attractive girls into the back room. She took me for a shower first and gave me a very nice BBBJ, we then went to the huge bed, which could easily fit 10 people, and I lay her down and licked her beautiful shaved pussy. We then went into 69 and finished with her on top of me. We showered again and headed back to the bar area, and I had a couple of beers and ate some of the complementary food. I then had 2 more girls over the course of the evening. The girl who runs the place is available if she finds you attractive, and the American guy managed to fuck her. I had a great night and really recommend this place; it is incredible value for money.

Eden is a little private apartment located about 200 meters from the main square in Brno. There are usually about 4 women there, about 4-6 on 1-10 scale. The cost is 800 kc for ½ hour or 1300 kc for the hour. No BBBJ or kissing , but licking pussy is allowed. The atmosphere is pleasant and the women don’t rush at all. You will be remembered if you give a small tip on your first visit. No entry fee and complementary soft drinks. I had two women there, one was a pretty 21 year old local girl with a dark complexion that looked almost Indian, the other was a fattish girl with a smelly pussy, that I didn’t lick.

Monique had warned me that Alex, supposedly ill, wouldn't be available on the first week-end. I nevertheless called Monique in Prague and she invited to come and visit another girl in her flat. I came 3 times there but never staid though the last girl, Helena, was tempting. Each time Alex « had just gone out as escort » but maybe she was only exercising the dog in some far suburb or hanging out in a bar. Tina, another « private girl », had accepted to meet me on Saturday night. She's attractive and quite eager for sex. 2000 Kc (a little more than 65 ER) for an hour with her is a regular price for Prague and she doesn't cheat about the number of intercourses contrarily to some others who try to make you believe that you will need an hour to come just once but will coldly help you to set the matter as quickly as possible.

As I coulnd't do it a third time (time + tiredness), I went later to the « sex park » where a slim young blonde assured me that she could make me come anyhow and I indeed had a nice session with her. The next day, I was wandering in the center when I noticed a slim girl near the metro station « Mustek ». She led me into a building nearby where we rang an old libidinous renter who introduced us into his untidy flat and a little kitchen-room with a sofa (300 Kc). The girl was quite exciting and I spent about 40 mn with her (800 Kc) in as many positions as possible considering the sofa decided as well for them but she had said only one cum. Very nice girl though a bit lost and quite a piece of adventure in the old Prague.

In the province, I was rather disappointed by prices and had only one experience in Brno in a private flat for 1300 Kc one hour and 2 times with an attaching girl, Andrea, which number I had likely found on www.escort.cz and who works with 4 other girls. It seems something has changed in Czech republic this last year when you read former reports, knowing that some men have the talent (or money) to create a party atmosphere. Maybe there have been some abuses as well or the EU time proximity makes everyone cunning. In Brno, the prices are probably the highest and people don't seem to be too keen on foreigners anyway, except some young pretty girls who might answer your wink on a tram. Czech girls are rather cockteasing but it's better than nothing. I even couldn't enter the club « Tabarin » though I am not really the thug rival type. Close to the center: « Moulin Rouge » – Slovakova 12: 2000 Kc for half an hour, 3000 / 1hr, « Alibaba » – Stefanikova 4 at the corner of Pionyrska: 2000 Kc for half an hour, 2500 / 1hr, with maybe a bit more beautiful girls than the « Moulin Rouge ».

Most of the other clubs seem to be quite far in opposite directions. In Ostrava, I was driven to the « Viva club », Zamecka 17, near Elektra, by 3 English men I had met at random on the street. They were very familiar with the place and the nice Hegda called a girl for me who showed up in 10 mins without me being consulted. The rates didn't help her with me: 2000 Kc for half an hour, 2500 / 1hr. So I left the 3 jolly guys and their girls in a rather happy party I must say (with lots of drinks and cocktails). In Zlin, « Villa Ruzova » (or « Bisnys club »), Cepkosvka 774, beyond the river at the bottom of the city, a somnolent guardian and his dog suddenly woke up in their van when I was ringing without noticing them.

He scanned me before entering but after the emotion from the dog's barking and the strange atmosphere of a mafia secret pavillon in a quiet suburb, I didn't feel pushed by the manager and the 2 ladies in a sofa gave me the usual tremendous prices, 2000 Kc for half an hour, 3000 / 1hr, while 2 others, very pretty, were fidgeting at the bar at the sight of « The customer ». Maybe I could have bargained. In Mikulov, I tried the « Babylon » first. A rather attractive lady in her thirties told me that 4 of her 5 girls were busy and called the last one whom I supposed was the least pretty and I agreed to come back in spite of the prices: 2000 Kc for half an hour, 2500 / 1hr.

Unfortunately, the long distance travellers on this road between Brno and Vienna have a strange taste and during my first visit they had left the least unattractive girl or maybe she was the first busy then first available. As the manager was accompanying me back, I asked her if she was not available herself what aroused a prim expression on her face as if she was the Duchess of Canterbury with a rest of sex-appeal. It was almost funnier at « Casanova », 1 km away on the same road, where I had previously noticed a rather alluring little blonde in a polite discussion with a look alike sedate executive and who was now busy.

In spite of the music covering our voices, I thought the female bar tender had understood I would appreciate a little commercial gesture and if I couldn't get less than 2200 Kc for an hour, at least she was OK for 1500 instead of 1800 for half an hour. I admit I didn't investigate the reasons of this specific discount but it sounded so to my ears. When the little blonde, rather enthusiastic, came down free again, the misunderstanding had to be cleared and the poor girl and I had to cast long regretful looks at each other. « Cabaret Mikulov » has been closed for a while and I didn't even go to Znojmo the next day as I thought the prices and girls would be around the same. I had started with Cheb where 50 Euros for half an hour and 90 for 1 hour with only 1 pretty girl at the « Banana bar » wasn't worth the detour again. Probably far from what Cheb used to be less than 2 years ago. But in Cheb, you can get a big thrill with a gipsy boy proposing you a girl in the bar he is showing you on the other side of the street, 3 min from the center.

Because you don't want to bother him with your little affairs, you ask him to stay at the corner where he has been standing for whatever reason as there is nobody around at night and a car every 10 mins. In the joint, there's indeed a pretty Chinese girl but she is not there for you, only to serve you a drink while you will spread your money around in those winking machines. In Cheb, you will see a lot of gypsies (some more agressive than in other countries, some others helpful) in Chinese joints but in this one, nobody. In a minute, the guy is behind you and has no intention to let you out. Besides he has called a girl for you. As you go up to the door, he is there before you and requires a 10 euros' right of the way.

After a little bargain, which some others could have concluded with a good blow in his face (but don't expect the lady at the bar to call the police in case you would be down), you find yourself in the corridor but you haven't paid yet and the girl suddenly arrives. She is almost not out of breath and it's another quick bargain with her. The guy has gone out as he thinks she will quickly handle your case. So it's up to you to decide whether you will stay for 30 euros or not. I didn't but it could have been « fuck or fight ».

Back in Prague, I never could reach Mikayla and Denisa (whose known adress is Klimentska 26 in Prague 1), probably too solicited after some good reports, nor « Privát Sen ». I paid Nicol a prudish visit (too expensive: 1700 Kc for one shot, and too much marketing: this and that for the same price but only half an hour, though it was acceptable) and disappointed Natalie very much as I was exhausted but I was lucky another day to get directly through to Andrejka who was one of the other wonders I had sorted out on the net. The amateurs have certainly visited « PC net » in this luxurious modern building where the « Iluze » or « Sara »'s priestesses officiate. Andrejka is indeed a little jewel or maybe like a porcelain. So you must be very careful with her. Everything is so clean there and you smell yourself good after the traditional Czech shower.

Of course no kiss which would be a bit disgusting, nor on her pussy where your finger has already some difficulties to make one's way into it. But Andrejka is nevertheless still Czech and she knows what sex means. So if you're a bit entangled in useless caresses, she will take your matter in mouth and you will then have the privilege to penetrate her. However, you must not stay too long as her delicate legs may be a bit squeezed or, one never knows, she might come by surprise. But what you see is what you get. If you want to stay a bit more as you are here for an hour (1800 Kc) and it's confortable to smoke a cigarette watching TV in this luxurious flat with a luxurious puppet, she may however get a little upset with the SMS on her mobile and you'll see on her face that she's losing a lot in this video game.

In this empty decor, you will really have a taste of the prostitution of the future but it is maybe already so in the US. But once you will decide to leave, she'll be the best of mates and will accompany you to the door with a little kiss on the threshold. It's true, this girl sells dream and she probably guesses it. After this appetizer, you may need a hotter thrill. « Amsterdam » might be the place if Renata is around. Maybe she will have seen you on the video circuit. You know there is no club in Czech republic without this equipment. She may then bustle between the entrance and the main room, urge you to come in, accept a special deal as she has seen at first sight you want her and she wants you, even not for long. After, the beautiful Andrejka, it's like a vulcano.