Well guys, I was out in Panama City back in May of 2008. Here is the report.

My best friend and I took a trip down there just to check the place out. We started off by staying in Hotel El Panamá. It was expensive ($220/night) and they wouldn't allow girls beyond the lobby. )-:

Just down the street from Hotel El Panamá is a hotel/casino called Veneto. We ended up crashing there the last two nights. The room was really, truly nice, right on par with some of the top hotels on the Vegas strip. It was $180/night, and they didn't give two shits about who you brought in the room.

The casino was nice, and was very reminiscent of some of the nicer casinos in Vegas (I'm in Vegas 2-3 times a year, and stay at Cesars most of the time).

We went to several clubs, including a new strip club called Cotton Club. Trust me guys, don't waste your time. It's $30 for 3 dances, and you are not allowed to touch the girl in any fashion, and they don't remove their tops!! To take them out is $350 for the night. OUCH!!! The quality was not very good, either.

We went to Golden Times, and for some reason, it was only $78.00 that night. Don't ask me why. In any case, our experience was basically the same as the others who have posted here. However, I must make some quick observations:

First, most of the girls have implants. I HATE fake tits, so that kinda limited my selection, personally. My buddy didn't care. In spite of all those fake tits, I must admit that I ended up with an absolute goddess with REAL 34 Bs. However, upon arriving to the fuck room, it was all business. Guys, if you like fucking a robotic blow-up doll, Golden Times is for YOU!! There was ZERO spontaneity. It was like, "you-will-lay-down. now-I-put-on-condom. now-I-suck-your-dick-until-you-get-hard. Now-I-mount-you. Now-I-thrust-back-and-forth-as-fast-as-I-can-until-you-come. Now-I-am-finished. Time-for-you-to-leave. Good-bye." I'm not kidding, it was just like being with a robotic blow-up doll. But I must say, she was a beautiful Colombian robotic blow-up doll!! She was literally a 9 1/2, and I am not giving her a 10 because she was probably 27 or 28. If she had been 20 or 21, she would have been an 11. Seriously.

We ended up falling in love with Miami Club. Out of all the places we went, Miami Club was the best. For $100, you take the girl back to the one of the fuck rooms in the back of the club. You get an hour. I had a girl there who, and I am not exaggerating, was a perfect cross between Paris Hilton and Holly Madison (Hugh Heffner's #1). She was stunning. Perfect body, gorgeous face - literally ready to model for Victoria's Secrets, no shit. Unlike Golden Times, I got her for the full hour and fucked her twice. She was fabulous!!! Really into it. Great conversation, too, but I speak Spanish, tho. If you don't, you won't have as much fun, because it's that connection that makes them want to please you so much more.

Some of the girls there DO speak decent English, tho. Stick with those who do, if you don't speak Spanish. I had another girl on a different night when I was there. She was part Hispanic, and part Pakistani. She was hotter than hot, and an absolute nymphomaniac fuck machine. A real blast.

On our last night, we met a local girl from Panamaá City who freelanced on weekends. During the week, she worked in a travel agency. She was really cute, and had a fabulous personality and a body to go with it. She spoke excellent English. She had a friend, too. My buddy and I took turns with each of them. They were both superb, and aimed to please. We paid them $100 each for the whole night (10 PM - 5 AM). We didn't just fuck them, of course. We ate, drank, talked and talked, laughed, played some blackjack while they watched and flirted like crazy with us. We were treated like celebrities. It was WAY fun. SO, for the same $100, why the hell go to Golden Times??? Get out and explore a little, and you will have a lot more fun than that for the same price. Overall, Panama was a fun experience, although the girls are not as good-looking as the chicks in Asia, and they are twice the price.  

Hello Gentlemen! I was in Panama City back in April '08. Went there to have fun, which, of course, included mongering.

I stayed in Hotel El Panama, but after 2 nites, I checked into Veneto Casino/Hotel. It was $150/night vs. $200/night at El Panama, and quite frankly, the room was nicer. However, El Panama is undergoing major renovations, and soon should be up to par with Veneto.

That being said, why the fuck would anyone stay at El Panama, when it costs more, their casino is shit, and they don't allow girls to go with you to your room?? I guess the problem is that it's a business hotel, so, they don't want to tarnish their image, apparently.

Whatever. Prostitution is legal in Panama, so I don't know why they feel that way. Veneto is a really swanky place, and yet, they have prostitutes swarming their casino bar like locusts in a cornfield. The girls at Veneto were mostly Columbians. You can tell the difference between the Columbians and the Panamanians, because the Colombianas are far more fair-skinned and more European-looking. Prettier, too. But many, if not most of them, have fake tits and attitudes.

The Panamanian girls were more friendly, had real bodies, but weren't as pretty. That being said, I did find one Panamanian on my last night there, who had a marvelous personality, spoke excellent English, and was totally hot, easily an 8.

Just to qualify, since I have actually dated true 10s in my life, my 1-10 scale is a little different than most of you reading this. For example, Brittany Spears is a 5-6. Heather Graham is a true 10. Julia Roberts in her prime was a 7. Jessica Alba is a 10. Linsay Lohan, with make-up is an 8. Without make-up, a 7. Nicole Kidman is a 10. Katie Holmes is a 9. But, Tom, really dude, what the fuck? Penelope Cruz is a fucking 11 !!!!!

Anyway, this Panamanian sucked my dick bareback, let me eat her clean-shaved, clean, clean, delicious pussy while I fingered her ass, she 69ed me, we did 3 positions, and I pulled out 5 times to keep from cumming, and she was sucking my nipples each time, to keep me warm. This girl just knew how to fuck. Truly hot. Really, really hot. I paid her $80 for about 7 hours, and that was from 9 PM (which is VERY early), until about 4 AM. The fuck scene just described was only the FIRST time I fucked her. I fucked her FOUR TIMES that night.

After we fucked the first two times, we went out to eat, came back, fucked again, went out for drinks, came back, fucked again, and then her girlfriend was done for the night, so she invited her over. So, free of charge, I fucked her and her girlfriend for an hour. Her girlfriend was only about a 5.5, but was very eager to please. In the end, I had a marvelous time.

That was my last night. Previous to that, I took the advice of my fellow mongerers on this site, and checked out a new strip club near Veneto (I've forgotten the name, sorry guys!). It was a total fucking joke. The girls were 5's, 6's and a couple of 7's - nothing better. The drinks were all $7 each, and if you were talking to a girl, she was ordering drinks as fast as she could. Dances were $30 for 2 songs, but A-HA!! The songs were about 2 and a half minutes each. And they danced in BIKINIS!!! And you could not touch them, PERIOD!! Not even the bottom of her leg!!! The whole idea was to get you to spend $50 in drinks, and then take her home with you for $350 for the night. Hmmmmmmm.... no thanks.

I also went to Golden Times, which comes highly recommended. It's exactly as advertised on this site. You walk in, you pay, although in my case, they had a special. It was $72 that night. True story. I don't know why it was so cheap. It was a Wednesday night, though, and maybe that had something to do with it.

In any case, you go to a room with long padded benches, and you sit and watch a parade of girls walking by with numbers stuck on each of them, and you pick a girl by her number. In my opinion, the quality of the girls ranged from 6-7, with a few 5s, and one girl who was so fat and ugly I almost laughed out loud. To rate her a 3 would be generous. There was only one 9 to be had, and she was truly gorgeous.

Naturally, I picked her. Equally as natural, she was Columbian. She was one of only a couple of girls there with real tits. If you like fake tits, you will love Golden Times. If you are like me, you want a natural girl, and Golden Times was a major let down.

When she led me to the room, she was all business. No flirting at all. When she got naked, I was stunned looking at that near-flawless body. Ok, ok, fuck that: It really was flawless. Gorgeous heart-shaped ass. I mean, such a tight, perfectly formed ass, with long, slender, straight, shapely, gorgeous legs attached. Phenomenal tits, too, perky B-cups, my favorite flavor. Creamy soft skin, with just the slightest tan, and dark, dark hair, widow's peak (yum), big movie star brown eyes, perfect diamond shaped face, with sculpted cheekbones, elegant jaw line, perfectly shaped lips..... and when I got her to smile, JUST ONCE, she had a beautiful smile. Bear in mind, gents, I speak almost fluent Spanish, so I was very flirtatious, just marveling at this model I was about to fuck.

But alas, it was the most mechanical fuck-by-numbers I have ever experienced from ANY whore, and I have had dozens of them from all over the world. What a disappointment. I will never return to Golden Times. There is much, much better to be had in Panama City!

Finally, I just had to see what all the talk about the Miami Club was. That is where I found the Holy Grail of pussy in Panama City. I won't belabor the point, or become redundant in supporting the reputation of Miami Club. Just suffice it to say that I really, really liked the concept. Again, since I speak Spanish, I loved the fact that I could sit there and flirt all night with half a dozen good-looking chicks (they range from 5-9, with lots of 8s and 9s), and only spend $30 in drinks after several hours of that kind of fun.

Furthermore, I was allowed to get to know the girl I was about to fuck, and spend an hour or two chit-chatting. I don't know about you guys, but I like to establish a flirtatious rapport with a girl before I bop her. I mean, the more she likes me as a person, and as a personality, the better she will perform, and that, I believe, is the fundamental problem with Golden Times. It is strictly business. It's "Ok, rub, rub rub, suck suck suck, then stick it in my hole, jam jam jam, ram ram ram, and then you cum, and off comes the condom, and out the door you go, and now it's back to the break room to watch my telenovella" (Spanish soap opera). There was absolutely no humanity in it. It was strictly fuck by numbers.

At Miami Club, I was able to establish a relationship with the girl before I fucked her. I got her to really LIKE me, and the sex was ten times better, and I got phone numbers every time, for action outside the club. However, I was only there for 3 nights, so I was a little too busy going from place to place to follow up, but I have emailed two of them, and I am going to hook up with them when I return in October.

But I have to say that the girl I am most excited about seeing in October is that Panamanian girl I met at Veneto on my last night there. Fantastic personality, funny as shit, hot, hot, hot, and WILD in the sack!!! All in all, I would give Panama a pretty high rating compared to other places I have visited.

 Nevertheless, I cannot emphasize strongly enough how amazing Indonesia is if you are a reasonably good-looking, fairly young (50 or younger) guy. You will get laid every night by a gorgeous 20-year-old, and you will never have to pay for it. Check out B.A.T.S. and Le Meridian's night club. Girls everywhere and only a few old, fat, bald white guys to compete against. Whew!! Pussy heaven!!! Cheap hotels and great food, too!!

Spent some time at the Veneto waiting for my Venezuelan chica to arrive which she was two days late (missed the plane). Went to habanos and picked up amice Columbian for 80 bucks. She was very nice and just started there. So I took a blow job for an hour known my Venezuelan had braces and a BJ would be a problem. The next night I was at the casino playing roulette and won big time so my Panamanian followers wanted to hook me up with the beautiful dealer, but, I can see a problem there. I moved to the blackjack table and some of my Panamanian followers came.

There was a seat open next to me and I had a lot of chips in front of me and then a drop dead gorgeous Columbian sat next to me. She tried to make contact with me but I was playing two games (Bj and stroking her) It was all about the money and I was in the drivers seat. Every time I would win a hand she would rub my shoulder for good luck. As that goes on for about an hour I started to rub her leg when she won. I fed her a little bit of cash because I was winning.

She was probably up 300 dollars. Then the question came up let’s go to a room! I was staying at the Veneto so I took her up stairs leading her to believe she was with me for a few days and no fee was discussed. So I banged her for a few hours and the phone rang in my room about 9pm it was my chica! Oh God!!!! So I dumped her and went to the airport I took me about an hour and a half. The Columbian was good but I didn’t get her number or email just a memory. So Venezuela came and we stayed in the room all night after I fixed up the bed. In the morning we quickly left for the Decameron Resort.

Hello All. I am constantly traveling on business and last week I found myself in Panama City. I forget the hotel name (I stay in about 15 per month) but it was pretty nice and had a decent casino downstairs. At about 11 pm I was pretty wired and could not sleep. I turned on the TV and it seemed just about every other channel was sporting some hot chicas, barely dressed, so out of bed and down to the casino floor. I was not down there more than 3 minutes when I walked buy a pretty Columbian girl at a slot machine. We made eye contact but I just kept walking, asking myself if she was available.

I walked by for a second time and she motioned for me to come over to her. She did not speak any English to speak of and I really don't know any Spanish but all I need to hear was "sex" and I said yes. I took her to my room and we negotiated $80 for an hour. She was very cute, beautiful hair, slender body with a great full ass and nice tits. Very cute we started off kissing, tongue and all. Next thing we were both naked on the couch. I started to finger here tight, shaven pussy and had here moaning like a porn star.

I had to have a taste so I took here to the bed and started eating her pussy--and she tasted very good very clean and fully shaven. After she got off she grabbed a condom, and went to work on me, licking my balls sucking my dick. After a while I needed to start fucking her, so we did for quite a while until I shot my load. Anyway, that was my first excursion outside of the USA and I was very pleased. The last girl I called in Boston charged me 175 for a blow job in my hotel room--total rip-off. Needless to say I am looking forward to visiting Panama City again. Be careful out there.

I just got back from a 7 day trip to Panama and thought I would contribute to this great forum. First of all December is not the best month to visit Panama. Apparently it is their rainy season which I was unaware of. Cloudy and brief thunderstorms but still 80+ degrees. Anyhow, after arriving in Panama City I figured I would follow the advice of this board and try the Golden Times. It was a short cab ride. As posted before the price is $94.50. You sit in a small room with several lounge chairs and the woman in charge gives you a drink and then begins the parade of women.

There were a couple other guys there and we pretended to not notice the numbers on the girls hips so that we could get another parade. I chose a light skinned Colombian woman. There were about 10 to choose from at the time I arrived. She was very attractive and natural (i.e. no silicon implants). Went back to the room, got a decent massage and then a covered BJ. Then proceeded to get down to it and finish up. Wasn't more than half an hour it was decent, but certainly not exceptional. Then she asked for a tip in Spanish, but kept saying "tit" so I pretended not to understand and left without tip. I am not against tips, but this action did not merit one. Over the next few days I frequented the Oasis club which is right next to the Casino Venetto. The $50 lunch time full service special is great.

Plenty of very good looking women. In fact there was a Colombian that I met on the street a night earlier who was asking for $150 for an hour and I was able to have her for $50 as she also worked at the Oasis. Outside of the lunchtime special the price was $75. The massages were better here than at Golden Times and the girls were about the same quality. Another very good place to pick up women was Manulo's Restaurant which is across the street from the Casino Venetto. During their off hours many Colombian women hang out there waiting to make eye contact with patrons and then work their own deal. You have to initiate contact usually, but very easy to pick up a girl and take her back to your hotel for an agreed upon price.

I met one beautiful girl like this that looked like Shakira. Amazingly attractive, blond, and we hung out and went to dinner and drinks and such before the hotel room. Speaking of hotel rooms, I stayed at the Hotel via Espana. Pretty good location, not far from everything. $44 a night though they bumped it up to $55 as I was leaving. It is fairly crappy, but clean and such. If you are on a budget it is a good place. They gave me no hassles when I brought a lady back.

Another place I tried was Club Fenix apparently now the Club Capri. It is a long ways from downtown and the cab fare was $10 each way. It is a dark, seedy bar and no other gringos were there. There are guys out front with shotguns and there is a $2 entry fee and you get patted down. The girls are decent and for a half hour I was charged $36 which included the use of a room in the place. I chose a dark skinned Colombia, very thin and perky. She was 20 years old.

After doing the deed I gave her my hotel name and room and said to come by tomorrow. To my surprise she did show up at my hotel the next day. She was new to Panama and didn't like the club scene and asked to stay with me for the duration of my visit. I took her to meals and the casino and shopping a little and she treated me like a boyfriend with all the sex I could ask for. Not a bad deal, but just luck on my part.

Visited Panama once more. This time it was for only three days. After landing very late and checking at the hotel I went to visit my favorite place - Miami Club. As it’s typical for Thursday nights it was full of people - both girls and guys.

The standard routine. First got few drinks with Panamanian girl and then saw a very good looking Columbian MILF. Because it was late and I was tired after the long flight, we quickly ended in my hotel. The cost to take girl out from Miami Club was $325. She was a solid 6-7 with large and completely natural tits, which is kind unusual for Columbian girls. She was very hard working person and I think she wanted to have sex more than I did. The next evening I decided to pay visit to Golden Times. The selection this time was damaging to your mental state.

Majority of girls were 7-8 level with more than few of 9-10. Being born in Eastern Europe and spending teenage part of my life with Ukrainian and Czech girls trained my taste in a girls rating. First I picked up a clearly 10 girl, but when I started to talk to her, I saw braces in her mouth, which reminded me of my kids and it was instant turn off. After requesting second parade I spotted a 23 years old girl, which was not in a first parade.

After being with her for 1 hour (still crazy 94.50$), I left for Miami Club. After few drinks at Miami, where I did not see anything more than 8 level, I went back to Golden Times and took same girl to the hotel ($350). She was fantastic. About 5'5", very slim with huge silicones and round back. She was very enthusiastic and very sweet at the same time. It was very comfortable filing of being with her. She really worn me down that night. She left around 7 in the morning after doing morning round with me as well. I asked her to come back and take another girl with her. She came back around 4pm with another girl of 25 and they both did me for next 3 hours none stop.

The second girl was not as good looking as first (about 6-7) but way more experienced. The fees were $150 for both for 3 hours. Then when it was time for them to go back to Golden Time, I decided to keep the first one for another night. Send money for club with second girl. That made a huge difference in her behavior. She turned into real girl friend. We went out for dinner and some dancing. We talk for while (lack of common language) and then started to have sex as with girlfriend who wants you. She never was in hotel of the level of Marriot and this was kind first experience in her life sleeping in first class hotels. She was just fantastic. Unfortunately my flight was at 9:30 am and we went our own way. She recharged my batteries to the limit.

I found this city is not particulary for those who want to have some "fun on the sideline". They have this place called J, every cab-driver knows it, a small busy street, but it is really on the sleazy side.

Opposite the hotel Centroamericano is a small massage parlor. They asked for 20 dollars just for a massage, the rest is negotiable with the girl. They looked like they have 6 to 8 children and a decade of job experience, so I saved my money.

Panama has got to be one of the greatest places to find hot and very willing girls. I got to a hotel room. Picked up a phone book. Called about four escort services and finaly settled on one. The prices are about the same. $125.00-$180.00 full service. I was asked what I wanted. I asked what did she have. She said "I have blonde hair, blue eyes, light skin to black hair, dark skin and everything in between. Beautiful Columbian, Panamanian, and others. And many ages."

I asked what she had in the 18 to 25 age group. THIN (very important to say that). She had some nice 22 and 25 year old blonde hair blue eyed Columbian girls. She also had a 19 year old Brazilian dark girl. Those were the ones she recomended. I straight asked her if they would do anal. She said you will have to ask the girl. I wanted that night for a blonde and asked her to further describe the girls. She did with about the same description and I settled on the 22 year old. I asked for her to be in a nice dress. I felt a need to live it up, so I picked up a nice bottle of wine and a box of chocolates. Trust me, that is a universal language. I laid on my bed for another ten minutes when the door was knocked on.

When I looked out the peep hole, I got a tear in my eye. I opened the door and standing there was a girl that could model! 5'5", blonde hair up in the back, great smooth, semi fair skin, a light jacket over the dress, "YES", and a smile. She came in and I took the jacket off to reveal a great set of tits. Firm and definitely in the right place. This girl did not look like a call girl at all.

I poured her a glass of wine. She came right to me with that smile and placed those beautiful lips on the glass and sipped. I placed a piece of chocolate to her lips and placed it on her tounge. She did not speak English but the body language she spoke was plenty. One thing you have to keep in mind in Panama, as it is in many Latin countryies, regardless of the woman's stature in society, it always is better to be extra nice to the Latinas. After the wine and chocolate the smile was followed by a even great desire to please.

I undressed her and stripped the bed to the sheets. I laid her on the bed and gave her a very good look from top to bottom. She laid beside me and I pulled her on top of me. Once again, the smile. I pulled her legs as far up to my sides as they would go.I reached down and ran my hands down her ass and played with her pussy. With my other hand I slowly started playing with her asshole. Right about now you would usually get the don't go there look but not this time. The entire time her face was buried in my neck. As I fingered her, I stuck my finger deeper and deeper in her ass. I was fingering both. She was breathing with a great deal of passion only like the Latinas can. Trust me she very much liked the ass treatment. Her entire body was hot and covered in sweat. I wish I had a voice recorder so I could wake up to the noises she made every morning.

She started work her tounge down to my member. Holy shit, did this Columbian girl suck my dick. She sucked it straight for a good twenty minutes. I know I pre cummed several times in her mouth. When I finally climaxed in her mouth the only complaint was, I did it in the very back of her throat. She gagged but did not spit. I finished cumming on the pretty face with absolutely no complaints. The only better blow job I had, was my first one. This girl was not the most experienced but made up for it with a great deal of suction and absolutely no complaints. Then she sucked on it till it came back to life and I stuck it in her pussy from behind with a condom. Imagine fucking a model and watching her head bounce off the head board. Her head was buried in the pillows and her pussy was great. When I wanted to stop fucking her she immediately start sucking till I felt like fucking her again. I didn't need to fuck her in the ass. I did finger her ass more as I back doored her. There was no way I could have even if I wanted. I am not that big. I had a hard time cumming again after that first blowjob. But she was going to try. 

The two hours were then over and her phone rang, she picked it up and let them know she was ok. Then she sucked me off for another ten minutes till I came again. Seeing those blue eyes tear up while I came in her mouth followed by a true smile of happiness, that she made me cum again, made me never look at cover girl models the same way again. The funny thing is the next night I called and got the other Columbian girl. I found myself in every hole she had. She stuck me in her ass and wanted me to pull her hair. I finished on her face like a porn star. Blue eyes looking up at me and the tounge sticking out. You can believe this or not.

Just one piece of advice. When you choose the escort service, use the one that speaks perfect English. The other ones will not send you experienced or quality girls.

Panama: Stayed in one of the big name hotels. A total rip off if you use their phones, laundry service, or internet center. Fortunately, a walk around the neighborhood got me to a supermarket, and inexpensive internet centers that had even less expensive long distance phone service. I even found a chinese laundry nearby a couple of massage parlors I was looking for.

The yellow pages had numerous ads under ¨massage parlors¨, and one even touted ¨blondes and japanese girls¨, which I took with a grain of salt. Three were near my hotel. Two were about a mile and a half away in a courtyard style mini-mall. I must have been pretty early (just after sundown) and I was not impressed by the selection of girls, either in selection or quality. But the price is pretty fixed. The clubs were on Via Argentina, right near the blockbuster video, but you have to find the entrance to the courtyard. Not that impressed by the facilities, but YMMV. There was a Club Life near the supermarket, in a bar setting up a flight of stairs but it was dark, and all the girls were dark. I prefer some coffee in my milk, not some milk in my coffee, if you get my drift, so I had a drink, talked the nicest girl there, met the others, and left.

Just two blocks from my hotel was Club Oasis. It almost next to the adult video store in a middle class shopping mall. On Monday night, there was one tout handing out slick, colorful, bilingual business card sized coupons that entitled one to 2-for-1 specials on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday nights. Oasis had a web-site I had checked out earlier. I took the card, got led into the place and figured out the facility was a converted storefront. There was the desk, manned by a bored guy at a computer terminal and a small living room area. No customers. The $80 special got one two chicas for one hour on premise. Take out would have been $120. About 8 chicas to choose from.

I picked a petite natural blond 19 year old (from Colombia)who reminded me of half the girls who serve you french fries at McDonalds in Minnesota (or Ginger Lynn the first year she did movies) and a taller local mestiza who reminded me of Beyonce. The room was clean, had a mirrored ceiling, had its own bathroom, but it took a little bit of fiddling to get the TV tuned to the porn channel. (Early 90´s porn lives on in Central America.) One of me, two of them, and only one hour. Let´s get it on!

Condom on, the blond started with a decent blow job, while the dark girl started tweaking my nipples and licking my ear. I got the mestiza to lick my balls while the blond turned up the heat with her BJ. Getting Ginger to lick my balls was imposible. The intercourse was pretty good, but we went through many condoms, since they changed them whenever we switched partners. I got tried to get them to both lie down next to each other for the money shot, but as I started to come Ginger fled while I chased her around the bed with my spurting rod in my hand.

After the shower, I asked the frowning Turk at the front if they had any ¨Chinas¨ (in Latin America, all Arabs are ¨Turcos¨and all Asians are ¨Chinas¨). It was a long shot, but he said they actually had one. Her name was Connie and she would work on Wednesday. Excellent. I´ve met some Taiwanese who immigrated to the Dominican Republic and spent their teenage years there, and there something very sexy about Spanish coming out of an Asian face.

I returned to Oasis on Tuesday on my way back from the laundry. Connie was working. I would return after dropping off my stuff. On the way back to the hotel, I ran into a new tout. He had the Oasis cards and tried to talk to me about a another club, but those business cards also had japanese writing, and was a cab ride away, so I figured it was expensive. But the tout would not leave me be, ambushing me on the way back to Oasis. I knew were the place was, he could not make good on his promise of a special rate, so what good was he? Even more annoying, he followed me up there, followed me back to his street corner after I picked up Connie, and asked for a tip.

At any rate, it was $80 to take Connie back to my hotel. Connie was only 1/4 Chinese, and the rest was the usual Spanish-with-a-little-Indian mix you find in rural Panama. But she got the ¨china¨ tag because she occassionally used make up that accented her high cheekbones and slightly canted eyes, wore a sexy Ao Dai dress, and had thick, black straight hair. Small breasted, but with J-Lo´s ass, she wasn´t carrying a lot of extra fat like the other girls. Nice.

We talked on the way to the hotel. She was older (34)and had a nice dispostion. Easy to talk to. She had a degree in marketing but the economy was slow, and Oasis was conveniently located for her. We showered, she started with a massage and we had a nice hour. BJ and positions with a condom. She usually worked the 9am-7pm shift, but had stayed that night in the night shift because business was slow, her apartment had been robbed, and she needed the money. We negotiated an all nighter for the next night (after work)and she gave me her home number and real name.

I called her up the next night after her afternoon shift. It was a slow night only some Filipino sailors came by the Oasis that afternoon, whom the girls considered disgusting cheapskates. A 100 Balboas brought her to my hotel by 8:15. She brought a nice little bag of lingerie and treated me to a nice show after we got out of the shower. Two lovemaking sessions before sleeping and a half hearted attempt on my part in the morning. We had dinner, and she was careful not to be spotted by anyone from the Oasis. I asked her to tell me some sexy stories, but they were two plot-driven (i.e. too short without any real details) but she could play act some real sexy moans and groans. A real GFE all around.

Nicaragua, Managua: If you stay at one of the nicer hotels near the upscale shopping malls that cater to the rich (Princess, Intercontinental, Camino Real), the SG´s will be waiting just outside and up the block. I like to walk, so I walked up the hill from the Princess and checked out the action. Some were scary, some were trannies, some were OK, but nothing caught my interest the first night. I walked into the Hollywood, the Las Vegas, and a couple of other clubs, found nothing to my liking, as well as the Casinos. Maybe it was too early. I got some groceries and walked back. After I passed the Dominos Pizza, I walked past a clutch of SG´s, when one detached herself and approached me.

Vicky was 21, tall, and looked very low mileage. We started talking when her cohorts started bird-dogging me. I stepped away and she very politely asked them to leave us be. No loyalty among whores, eh?¨, I asked her, and she made a face as if to say, "what can I do?"

She was eager to make a sale, but a short time would have meant going to hot sheet motel. Not for me. We settled on $100, and went back to my hotel. What a wildcat! Enthusiastic, almost porn star quality BBBJ, intercourse with a condom, and she just loved facials. The only disappointment was that her diet was not working, and I swear to you she seemed to gain 15 lbs upon taking off her clothes. Also, she lives far away and even though we negotiated for her to stay until 7am, she had the local equivilent of GED classes to go to in the morning and wanted to leave early. We had two goes at it, and I was starting to feel my age, so when she asked to be let go early and promised to come by before the start of the next night´s shift, I said fine.

Wonder of wonders, she called the next night promptly at 7:35 from the lobby, and was escorted up by a bellboy. She stripped, got into bed, snuggled up to me to watch some TV, while her fingers worked their magic under the covers. An hour and a half later, after her incredible BBBJ and a facial, she showered and asked for a small tip (the equivilent of $12) and left.

El Salvador: Presidente Hotel. While very nice it is in too upscale a neighborhood (La Zona Rosa) noted for its safety and support for right wing presidential candidates. I hooked up with Jorge, a driver for Acaysa cabs. For $10 and hour, he spent close to two hours taking me on a reconnaissance of all the clubs, a search for a house that was described in the fall 2003 trip report, and one massage parlour that was closed by that hour.

Here goes. Lips: cover charge, a nice stable, but it is a strip club along American lines, and the girls cannot be barfined until closing time. You get what you negotiate for with the girls.

Titanic: A great place for rich Japanese executives. Like Lips, a nice stable, but it costs 3 bottles of wine, ($120) for a bar fine, then you negotiate a price with the girl. I paid the covercharge, had my drink, learned all this, and then went to ...

TIO SAM´s: Closed! Neighborhood complained about the noise, so they moved their girls to PENTHOUSE: What a dump! This is what Tijuana must have looked like in 1970! Two back rooms, some girls half mindedly shake their rumps on small dance platforms, and TV´s that play, you guessed it, early 90´s porn. A couple of nice looking girls, but upon close inspection, you notice that they need an Atkins diet and some aerobics. Get em while they are young, gents, because their bodies can go slck by age 24.

ILLUSIONS: Dark, weirdly lit, and with a smelly bathroom. The only thing scarier than the girls was the club itself. But no cover, you just have to buy a drink. I guess this is what Tijuana clubs will look like after a Cafe Flesh type holocaust. PLAYBOY: Small stable, just a little better than Illusions.

CLUB CEASAR: Now, we are getting somewhere. The girls actually dance stuff they choreagraph. That´s right, they report in at six or seven, work with a choreagrapher for a couple of hours before the place opens for business. There are back rooms, but the waiter will negotiate a take-out price. Of course, TV´s played 1992 porn (Tiffany Minx, both nights).

I returned to Ceasar´s the next night, took out Tatiana, a slim, and passably hair-lightened 21 year old for $125 (for her)$12.50 (10% for the house) and $10 tip for the negotiating waiter. We tried to get her into my hotel, but she didn´t have her ID with her, and the hotel would not budge. So we went to a "push button" love motel, paid the $22.26 (did I mention that El Salvador has dolarized its economy? Smart move.) We got a huge room with a sauna, a whirlpool bath, a living room area, some interesting lighting, the usual living room, bathroom, and king sized bedroom. Super clean, but heavily used.

Tatiana dressed in a sexy, but elegant black dress that showed off her Jennifer Lopez but and dancer legs. The two hour rehearsals really work her out and she hates the dancing part of the job. The TV wouldn´t get to the porno channel, but Tatiana took care of business. There was a huge mirror on the wall next to the bed and I loved watching her give me head in the mirror. Though we got out of the club by 9pm, by the time we drove to my hotel, got turned away, and then drove to to Pradera "push-button" hotel, it ate up a lot of time. We made two goes of it, but I hate latex and it slowed me down, so by 2:30, we were both tired and she had to get home to take care of the babies.

Two observations: These girls have all been screwed over by husbands and boyfriends. They love ém and leave them. They usually pop their cherries, leave pregnant, hook up with another girl, immigrate to the states, or just dead-beat dad it while they date somebody else. Observation two: You can´t buy the polyuerathane condoms or the female condoms on this isthmus. I think the polyuerathane condoms are twice as good as latex. They don´t break and the reservoir tips are HUGE and let your head have some room for some nice lubricated friction. But the real breakthrough is the polyurathane "Reality" female condoms! What a godsend. Shaped like a huge condom with a rubber ring at the top and bottom, she puts the small end in, the big ring at the open ended bottom stays outside her vaginal lips, it is indestructable, it is lubricated, and it is so big your willy never feels trapped. Why can´t I get these down here? I knew a Tijuana chica who just took the little ring out of it and plopped in on you like an super-sized condom.

Guatemala City: There are half dozen expensive hotels near the airport. The district also doubles as the Friday and Saturday night disco and dining area. I got in on a satuday, didn´t feel up to any action, but got out to walk. Phone book was not helpful here, or in any country north of Panama. The streets were packed with a chic party crowd, and there was plenty of cops and private security guards in the street. I walked to a corner on Reforma avenue, saw the cutest little 5 year old waif beg for coins under the watchful eye of her mother and crossed the street. As I waited to cross back, an SUV stopped at the corner. A girl in the shotgun seat called to me and handed me a card.

Models, Inc., in spanish is said it offered nice gentlemen the company of compliant, pretty models. There was a photo a girl in a bikini on the left 1/3 of the card and it had two phone numbers. Wow! How did they know I was a photgrapher in need of models? I didn´t even have my camera with me.

I went back to my hotel, and called up the numbers. The madonna has her team of four girls in the back of the SUV, and the two numbers are cell phones. She works the upscale elite hotel district, which gets her the right demographic. The girls carry ID, so they can leave it at the front desks and get in. I met them around the corner from my hotel and got to check out three of the fantastic four. Youngest was 19, oldest was 20. Farm fresh. They work 12 hr. days, which consists of two meal breaks and lots of driving around. The madonna does not let them take naps in the back of the pussywagon, which is counter-intuitive, because a nice powernap would leave the girls fresh.

I called back the next day. The SUV got a flat tire so a cab was pressed into service as the pussywagon and picked up half the stable from their homes. For 300 Quetzals, you get an hour, for 400 Q´s you get two hours. I opted for two hours with Cindy, a cute 19 year old, who lost her virginity a few months ago with a boyfriend who dumped her and went to Chicago, had only turned pro a month ago, and learned how to do BJ´s by watching porn tapes a month ago. Of course Cindy had more hips than tits (I think the genetic pattern on this isthmus is 30% tits/70% hips. Think 80/60/100 on the metric scale.)

She left her ID at the front desk, came up the room, and we hit the showers. Two nice surprises: She had the most delectable little nipples and the pay per view adult movies down here are not cable versions! The films are circa 1994 (this one had TT Boy and the delectable Latina, Lisa Ann). Cindy really enjoyed the strawberry flavored condom I asked her to put on me and sucked until the flavor went away. By then, I was ready to go in. She forget her lube, so we used some hotel body lotion, which seemed to work very well, on both occassions.

This is really not a very nice city. I saw a post here that called it a shit hole seaport city and I think I would have to agree with that 100%.

Went to the Miami Club last night which is in the city and almost next door to Golden Time which is another highly rated Massage Parlor. I chose not to go to Golden Time as you pay at the door, they parade the women on a catwalk (Thai style) you choose one and off you go. At the Miami Club, you can sit in the bar, have a few cocktails and take your time, relax and pick a girl from the 20 or 30 in the bar.

The girls are not aggressive to say the least, so you have to show some effort by simply asking one to join you. Just look at one long enough and she will most likely come over. Speaking spanish in this city is a big plus. I have found it very difficult not knowing spanish. Anyway, they will usually hit you up to buy them a drink or two ($6.00 each) my beer was $3.50 each.

I hooked up with a very cute girl, maybe 20 years old. Tight, firm little body on her. She spoke some english so that certainly helped. Her name was Jaime. I got to tell you, that was the best $80 I spent on a girl in a long time! All in all my total out of pocket was around $150 but that was my choice to hang out, have some beers and buy a couple girls some drinks.

For $80, Jaime brought me back to the attached hotel, the room was nice and clean and had a bathroom and a shower. She gave me a nice massage for about 25 minutes, blew me like a pro for the next 15 and then finished me off fucking me hard in any position I wanted.

One word of advise is to bring your own condoms. The girls have them but the ones she had were so damn small!

The club overall is decent and so was the choice of girls...overall rating of the girls 6-10. The 6's were certainly more aggressive than the 10's but I guess they have to be. Jaime was of course a 10!