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  • Jaco Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Apr 14 2004 Submitted by: Hokey

    Just got back after 6 months there. There are 2 places in Jaco for women. The Beatle bar is #1. The other is Pancho Villa. The Beatle bar gets going with women at about 9PM. In the daytime it's full of local gringos hippies. The going rate is $100/hr which is top dollar for Costa Rica. Most of the women at the Beatle bar won't negotiate.

    You can find women on the street. Usually they are there for one of 3 reasons. Either they have been banned, they are illegals or they are underage. If you go to the Beatle bar odds are you won't make it out without a girl, there's just too damn many hotties, so if you are looking for a bargain you'd be better off NOT going in and just partying at some of the local bars first and then head over to Pancho Villa's around 2AM. That's when the dancers show up and the prices drop drastically. A hottie can be had for $30 and sometimes for all night. Look for 2 for 1 specials too. One word of caution. WATCH THESE WOMEN AT ALL TIMES. THEY WILL STEAL FROM YOU. IF YOU GET 2 MAKE DAMN SURE YOU HAVE YOUR EYES ON BOTH OF THEM ALL THE TIME. THE GAME THEY PLAY IS ONE DISTRACTS YOU WHILE THE OTHER RIFLES THROUGH YOUR SHIT. Other than that the girls are great and I have ZERO complaints.
    (Review # 8861)
  • Paso Canoas Strip Club Review Dated Added: Tue Mar 30 2004 Submitted by: hoglegg alex

    Well the bottom line down this far south is that girls are as good as the ones you find in San Jose but for far less than half the price case in point, the Fenix bar in Paso Canoas Panama which is still some what on the Costa Rica side, us.$12.00 was the rate I was asked to hook up with this bubblebutt Dominican girl, Hanna was her name, wow what fun did I have, doggy heaven... the girls this far south are cheap....its a long drive but well worth it, theres a strip club called the Rinconsito that has Panamanian girls $20.00 for a hour of unlimited marinations....

    I do surf trips down south and have been at these places for the past 19 yrs, a lot has changed. I used to visit the del rey in 92 at that time I was 28 and the quality was way worse than what you see today, the place has improved 150%...Golfito whorehouse when it was around was a trip...$5.00 girls head down to Canoas if your going to Panama,have a cab take you to the Fenix ...ask for Hanna....I've returned time and time again... (Review # 8747)

  • San Jose Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Mar 23 2004 Submitted by: Coonie

    Got off the ship in Caldera and bee lined to Jaco for 2 nights. Jaco has only one thing going for it--The Beatle Bar. The action there doesn't start until about 8PM. During the day there is little to do unless you are a surfer. The beach is not that nice and there are no massage parlors or other kind of daytime action.

    Leaving Jaco I progressed to San Jose for my second visit to that wonderful city. Stayed at the Hotel Morazon and, I think, that is the best of the three places including Presidente and Del Rey. Rooms are large and clean and went for $49/night with a $5 charge for visitors. Ricarda is a big help there and it seem she is always promoting something. Everyone has all ready covered the more popular places such as Marlin Bar and what a wonderful place that is all times of night and day.

    A new place that opened is called the Blue Zone and is located one block east and l block north of the Holiday Inn. The place is very clean aand has a selection of about 8 girls, 5 to 8's. Full hour full service including bbbj for $47 and no hassle for tips, etc. I visited there twice. There is a new strip club just a half block east of the Hotel Morazon called Casa Blanca. The owner is an expat named Raoul from New York. Even thought he is a New Yorker he is a good guy. There is no cover and no minimum and drinks are reasonably priced. There are probably 10 to 15 gals there and some real honeys. He has them dressed in Moroccan costumes and the whole place is pretty classy.

    Available besides the strip show are small rooms for lap dances ($15) and larger rooms with beds for more serious activities. Full service is somewhat negotiable with each girl. One gal quoted me $65 and another $85. Just buying the girl a drink can get you a lot of touchy touchy feely feely. Another major point is that the girls are not overly aggressive. If you aren't interested just say so and they smile and move on. Anyway the two places i have mentioned are worth a stop when in the city. (Review # 8682)

  • Jaco Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Jan 12 2004 Submitted by:

    I went to Beattle Bar and met some great girls. There was initially a girl from the Dominican Republic that would not leave me alone. I didn't want her, so I made an effort to meet my eyes with this other younger girl. She was 20 and from Nicaragua. I ended up partying with her and her friends (buying a $2 drink for them all is fine by me). I ended up getting the girl I really wanted too drunk and she ended up leaving.

    One of her friends though took me to a club in Jaco (of which I have no idea the name), and we danced and partied all night. She made no mention of money. I ended up having a "good time" with her 3 times until the next afternoon. I had prior obligations and left before her (yes i'm the idiot) and she ended up stealing my watch. I was pissed. I could of had her for 1/5 the damn price. They are out to get you and don't let anything valuable sitting around. I have no problem with Costa Rica though. I was an idiot, don't let it happen to you. (Review # 8161)

  • Jaco Travel Report Dated Added: Tue Dec 30 2003 Submitted by:

    The Beatle Bar is the place to be in Jaco. You can't miss it, it is in the center of town across from the rotisserie chicken place. Action picks up around 9 PM. There were easily 2 women for every guy there the nights I was there...mostly Columbians and Dominicans.

    I am HOOKED on Dominicans at this point, something about their looks and attitude. Spent 2 nights with a tight 23 year old. It was the total girlfriend experience...kissing, killer bj and a real eagerness to please. I lost count of how many positions we did it in. She was so good I had to come back, and the second night we followed up with some salsa dancing.

    One thing of note is that for an extra $20, you can get a room in the "Hotel Los 4 Grande" for an hour...this "hotel" is attached to the Beatle Bar. This was useful for me, as I was traveling with friends and didn't want them to know what I was up to at night. The rooms were big, dominated by an enormous king size bed. Clean and very comfortable. I can't wait to return! (Review # 8097)

  • San Jose Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Sep 20 2003 Submitted by: Reeko, aka El Diablo/ Santa Claus

    Another successful safari, stalking the wild Penocha, Chimba, Tota, etc. The Ticas, Columbianas, and the Dominicanas continue to hypmotize my mind. It's always so nice to go visit the old Hoes and get to know the constant flow of new Hoes. Action the same in Jaco/San Jose during the low season as the high season. Sometimes I feel like I'm single handedly supporting all these poor whores children and relatives in their native countries. It's not always easy having such a big..............heart (Review # 7587)
  • Jaco Street Action Dated Added: Sun Feb 09 2003 Submitted by: El Diablo/Santa Claus

    2003 updated Jaco report-Beetle Bar is rockin starting about 9pm. Many of the same Columbian hoes from last year-even got a freebie from an old "friend". Wild chocolate Columbian named Patricia, did her 3 nites-first swallower I've had down there. She wanted $200 first nite, settled for $100--finally $75 by third nite, however she helped herself to my bag of hoe trinkets that I bought at the Dollar Store-little rascal. ~~

    ~~New facet to hoe scene are the Nicaraguans, young tiny bodies, all said they were 20 years old, but it got me to wondering when one asked me for lunch money for school the next day. So young and tight, but not very inexperienced compared to the Columbianas and Ticas. The good thing about them is that they don't have papers, will work cheaper $50-75, bad thing no medical checks and just straight fucks. ~~

    ~~Went to Punteranas at the urging of some fellow gringos-in my opinion, don't bother, $15-25 bucks at the hoe houses, but you get what you pay for. As always the Blue Marlin is adult Disneyland. What a perfect setup. I read somewhere that they were ripping you on traveler’s checks and atm cards, but it was only $4/3 respectively per $100. Love to hook up with the Dominicans down there-something about their skin and attitude. Fell in "luv" with a chocolate sweetheart named Rosa after she hummed my favorite tune while giving me a prostate exam--four star recommendation .~~ (Review # 6833)

  • San Jose/Quepos Travel Report Dated Added: Sun Sep 08 2002 Submitted by:

    I just returned from my third trip in 3 years to Costa Rica. In the past I had stayed at some of the bed and breakfast places in the city, but this time I wanted to be right where the action was so I stayed at the Del Rey Hotel. I had heard some bad things about the Del Rey in other reports, so I was somewhat skeptical of the place. ~~

    ~~The rooms were nice and spacious and came with an electronic combination safe for no extra charge. I had kind of a bad feeling about the Del Rey, because they are buying up everything in the area, Key Largo, The Monkey Bar, New York Bar etc. The choices are getting slimmer if you want to avoid the Del Rey's influence. The Blue Marlin bar was so packed this year that you could barely take a breath, even on a weeknight. The girls won't even give you a chance to get a drink before they are all over you. I found that a lot of guys were heading over to the Monkey Bar across the street so that they could take a break from the action of the Blue Marlin and have a drink in peace and still watch the progression of girls coming in to the Del Rey. The girls in the Del Rey know who the tourists are. I asked one of the girls why there were so many guys that were not being hit on by the girls, and she said that they were regulars who live there. ~~

    ~~ I got to the hotel on the first night from the airport at about 10:00 PM on a Thursday night. Took a shower and headed down to the bar. I just about needed a crow bar to get into the bar area and up to the bar. After 14 hours of travelling I wasn't sure if I wanted to be in the Blue Marlin. A gorgeous Colombian girl, about 5'4" 108LBs invited me to sit next to her, which I did. She spoke a little bit of English and I spoke a little Spanish so we were able to communicate. I bought her a few brandies and she asked me if we should go up to my room. I said "how much" and she told me 100.00. I said that was a little high, how about 80.00 and she said "No, 100.00". I decided that wasn't too much because she was in my opinion the most beautiful girl in the bar. You are required to sign the girls in before taking them up to your room. They check the girls license, and then you sign a chit to have 3500 colones (about $10.00) to be charged to your room. I really think the 10.00 is worth it, because once the girls have been signed in, I think you can be fairly sure they won't try and rob you. The Columbian girl was very sweet and had a hot bod. She was wearing jeans that were so tight that it made her pussy bulge to one side a bit. I joked that it looked like she was packing a small tool while rubbing her crotch. I enjoyed watching her peel the skin tight clothes off and then had some of the best sex I've had in a long time. I expected that she would get dressed and head out as soon as we were done, but she cuddled up to me and spent the night. ~~

    ~~She wanted me to take her to Quepos with me the next day, and I was really tempted, but decided not to because I already had tickets to fly to the coast and a single room booked. I knew I could find other entertainment in Quepos anyway. I must say that out of several women I had this trip, Yuri was the best I had there. I had one more night in San Jose before heading to Quepos, so I hit a few of the other places in the area. I went to the Park Hotel and ended up with a Costa Rican girl who was about a 6 for 8000 colones (about 20.00) plus something for the room (can't remember). The girls at the Park were not nearly as cute as the ones at the Del Rey, but I had a great time there. I looked for the Bikini Club which I had been to in the past, and it was gone. That was a dissapointment. ~~

    ~~Before leaving the Del Rey the next day, I asked if they would cash some travellers checks for me so I would have some colones. They said they would. I cashed 170.00 worth of checks and didn't ask what the hold back would be (my mistake). I was counting the colones and it didn't look right. I asked the cashier how much the Del Rey kept, and he said 30 percent. I was pissed! They had charged me 51.00 to cash travellers checks. I had never been charged anything to cash travellers checks at other hotels, and maybe 5 percent would have been acceptable, but that was outrageous! I had been robbed by the Del Rey, but I had learned another lesson. Travellers checks are pretty useless these days. Stick to ATM machines and Credit cards.

    ~~I left for Quepos the next day, and ended up at Club Itzamana that night. It was my third time there and I like the place. It's expensive by Costa Rican standards, but still worth it in my opinion. It seemed like the place had gone downhill a bit since the last 2 times. It didn't seem as classy and the service wasn't as good. There were about 4 girls at the bar and 2 more sitting at a table with about 5 other Americans. A Dominican girl came and sat next to me and I Bought her a couple of drinks. The biggest problem with Itzamana was even though the place is open to the weather, it was so hot and steamy in there that my glasses were fogging. There was not a hint of breeze. We moved to a table where she did a lap dance for me (no charge) while we watched the other girls perform on stage. I then said we should move to her room for a privado show. I've had 3 girls at Itzamana and have been very pleased with all. It still cost 125.00 to take a girl to the room which was worth it. The girls have all been very sweet and you do not feel rushed in any way. Another success! I spent 3 nights in Quepos, but this was the only night I visited Itzamana and I didn't look for Bar Rosa's, the other cheaper place. ~~

    ~~I headed back to San Jose for one more night on the town. I went back to the Blue Marlin for a drink at about 2:00 in the afternoon, not intending to pick up any women that early. I intended to do a lot of partying that night. Immediately after I bought a beer I had a Costa Rican girl rubbing my back and my crotch. I told her that I wasn't interested because it was early. She said that early was better because it would be cheaper. She then introduced me to her friend who got on the other side of me and was rubbing my other thigh. The girls then proceeded to tell me about the lesbian show they would put on for me, and the friend, Anna showed me a 2 foot double dildo she was carrying in her purse. They said they would put on a show, give me a blow job, let me have sex with both of them, and give me a massage for 150.00. I couldn't resist and took them both to my room (20.00 charge to bring 2 girls to the room). The show they put on with the double dildo was amazing! They ate each other's pussies and made a fair amount of noise while doing it. I then fucked each one of them. Well worth the money. ~~

    ~~I went back down to the bar and ordered another drink. Another Costa Rican girl who was a friend of the two I had just been with was sitting next to me. She asked if I was ready for another girl. She was really gorgeous, better than the previous girls and I told her I was interested, but not yet. We talked for an hour or so and then I decided I would take her to my room. She gave me a blow job, I ate her pussy and then we fucked. Another success! I took my third shower of the day and headed back down to the bar. The girls seemed to know that I had been active and were not harassing me too much. I felt very relaxed and just sat at the bar enjoying the action and having a few drinks. I started noticing another girl at the bar, who I thought was Russian at first, very slim with blonde hair. She saw me looking at her and moved to the stool next to me. She was Costa Rican (not Russian) and spoke no English. I had to rely on my crummy Spanish. She was wearing a short red dress and had a great set of legs. I kept rubbing her inner thigh and she would say "muy suave". ~~

    ~~My hand slipped up her dress in the back and I though she was not wearing panties. I could have sworn my hand brushed naked pussy. I found out later she was wearing a thong. Well, I ended up taking her to the room too. Another success! That was 4 girls in one day, 7 in 6 days, plus some other activities in various bars including eating pussy on the bar in one establishment, and getting a blow job in another. The price range was 20.00 lowest, 125.00 highest (including the room at Itzamana). The other girls were about 70.00 each, one being 100.00. It averaged out to be $73.00 a girl. not bad at all. I had a pretty good week! Just be careful down there. I had 3 girls try to pick my pockets but I had my money well hidden. If you are careful, you WILL have a good time!~~ (Review # 6102)

  • Jaco Travel Report Dated Added: Mon Mar 04 2002 Submitted by: El Diablo

    Just returned from first visit to Costa Rica, and I think that I have found paradise. Jaco is full of Columbian, Dominican, and Costa Rican women that are ready to have fun and please. Places to stay away from are Hollywood and Poncho Villa's 2nd floor strip club-total rip offs. Best action was at the Central Disco on the weekends, where the girls swarm you-and they are beautiful. Beatle bar also sees a lot of action. Most of the dancers and prostitutes will go to Poncho Villa's restaurant(1st floor) after the rest of the clubs close--which is bargain time. ~~

    ~~Most of the girls will ask for $100, but will come home for the night for $50-75. Tagged team a 19 year old Columbian and 22 year old Costa Rican for $150-they appeared to enjoy each other and took great care of me. My overall favorites were the Dominican girls-the softest skin, smaller nipples, friendlier( usually don't ask for or discuss money until the next day), and work harder. Quick review on Del Rey-very positive-no problems-and girls wall to wall-many of the same ones that are in Jaco on the weekends.~~ (Review # 5130)

  • Travel Report Dated Added: Sun Oct 07 2001 Submitted by: DonGringo

    This is a summary of my first trip to Costa Rica. ~~Day ONE~~Arrived in San Jose, checked into the Hotel DelRey, home of the Blue Marlin Bar I'd heard so much about.~~Sat down at the bar, and thought DeJaVue? Then I realized I was sitting "at the bottom of the screen" for the live feed from the www.hoteldelrey.com web cam. ~~~~Beer wasn't even opened before a 30something tica was on my ass like stink on a used pocket rocket! "Dos bambinos, no hombre and sexo for $70" was the first words outta her mouth, as she went for the joystick like a prepubescent teen on a nintendo binge. I politely tried "repeatedly" to say no thanks for the offer for company, but she was glued to my ass. ~~~~I excused myself with "donde esta el banyo" and sought out some newer models, with fewer miles on them. A charming 24 yr Chilean who speaks English warmed up to me, and, after a while, we got down to talking business. She only asked how much I would want to pay? My response was to ask if she had a friend who could join us for a 2 for 1 special? Before I could light my cigar, she was back with a 22 yr tica named Jessie who was damned tight! $100 total for both with one hour of sexo was immediately agreed to, as I bit off the end of that magic blue tablet and took a long draw on my cigar. ~~~~While signing the "captains log", Jeff the mgr suggested that I keep a close eye on things in the room, as he couldn't pursue any missing items from 2 girls. I thanked him for the advice. He's a pretty decent guy, I thought to myself. ~~~~In the room, they posed for the obligatory photo, then took turns in the shower. I won't eat a salad that hasn't been properly prepared either, and thanked them for the gesture. ~~They both proved very competent in the oral part of the test! (THANK GOD AFTER MY EXPERIENCE AT KRYSIS) ~~~~After 40 minutes of rugby style rolling around, it occurred to me that many firsts were coinciding this day. 1st time in CR, 1st dose of Vitamin V, and 1st time w/a 3some... ~~~~Well lads, its back to the races! So many ticas, so little time. ~~DonGringo~~~~Day 2 ~~Woke up late here at the DelRay. After a very late breakfast, I checked out the Blue Marlin around 11:30 a.m. 3 fellow gringos + almost 20 ladies means, you guessed it, time to get laid! Along comes a lovely little Tica, named Monica Lewinsky claiming she wanted to "apply to be my intern for the day, Mr. Presidente!" She had a super figure and looked great. She asked for $70, and immediately agreed that $50 was ok for 2 hours massage, BBBJ and more. ~~~~Even though I didn't need it, I bit off about 30mg of my vitamin V from the night before, just to see how it worked. Monica gave an excellent 30 minute massage, which was all I could take once the viagra kicked in (It's damned hard to relax on your stomach with a tent peg poking you in the groin...) ~~~~I had found some ripe mangos in the market, and we both shared this sweet fruit as we lay in the bed. Monica came up with some very creative ways to enjoy the "meat" of the mango. The BBBJ couldn't have been any better. Alternating those luscious latina lips (which were like vise grips) with an incredibly active tongue, she kept both hands going constantly. Dontcha just love it when the twins get in on the action instead of just hanging there collecting the runoff? And if you've ever had mango flesh rubbed all around the jewels while the crown gets polished, you know what it means to be King. ~~~~The condom was applied to DonGringo Jr and it was off to the races. Not sure if it's the V or the fresh mountain air or the ticas, but MAN what raging hardons I've been having! We started with her atop and those sweet, mango flavored breasts waving all over my face. After a few more positions, I finished reverse missionary...a favorite way to really enjoy a woman with a good ass. ~~~~Hooked up with the newly arrived Jizlick and our mutual guide Orlando, and it was off for more. Jiz was exhausted from no sleep, but he bravely downed a latte with a viagra chaser rather than taking a nap; what determination! I had a real massage booked with a real masseur, so while Jiz took care of biz at Oasis, I tried to lay on my stomach with that friggin tent peg poking me again! I"LL NEVER GET ANOTHER MASSAGE WITH THAT STUFF IN ME AGAIN! Since it was a legit massage, and the V was still controlling matters, it was off to Idem for some immediate relief. ~~~~Anna, a 24 yr Tica with long hair and even longer legs leading up to a flawless butt took me up the stairs wearing a miniskirt that made my blood boil! In exactly 30 seconds, we were on the sheets and another fine BBBJ ensued. When you combine a really vigorous massage with the viagra and such an incredibly sexy woman, expect one helluva raging hard on. Knowing that the guys were waiting downstairs, I went to town and gave it a burst like never before. Anna went from the obligatory moans to full out hollering as I finished the act, skipping the shower to run downstairs and leave with the guys for our dinner dates. ~~~~That’s it for now, guys. Just remember the new rates at the BM, and you can either come for half price or go twice as often on the same budget! ~~~~DonGringo~~~~DAY 3~~~~At some board member’s suggestion, I booked today for a tourist excursion into the rainforest. Up early, ride the bus all day with other tourists, and listen to a henpecked man my age put up with his attorney wife's crappolla. What the HELL were we thinking in the 1920's, letting them outta the bedroom and into the voting booths???? "Driver! Just get me back to the DelRay before I haul off and bitchslap that wench" brought mucho applause from the rest of the men aboard when that poor bastard & bride got off the bus. ~~~~Hooked up with Jizlick and I scouted the action for a long time, speaking to a lotta babes: ~~Distant Dominicans ~~Panamanian Princess' ~~and the like, I was getting discouraged after buying several drinks, and not finding any lights at the end of the proverbial tunnel. I spoke with a staff member who said that many of the girls were getting discouraged by the falling prices paid by even fewer tourists than normal. Between his comments, and the discussion I had with another Tico who was scouting for me, I decided to become a little more sensitive to the plight of these working women... ~~~~Jizlick, who speaks spanish pretty well, even scouted around trying to help out. Ready to leave, I walked out of the fray (man that place is wall to wall beaver on a Friday night) and over to the bar by the elevator to order some food and another cervasa. ~~~~And then it happened... As I was standing there, a fabulous light skinned Cuban/Dominican walked in and we started to talk. Her smile captivated me. The glimmer in her eyes said there was someone home upstairs. At 21, she couldn't have looked any better; tight, firm breasts covered by a skintight half shirt, the type that shows the washboards...and, she spoke passable English! ~~~~Well, we sat and talked for a long while, until I couldn't take it anymore (yes, all of 15 minutes) and DonGringo Jr. was screaming to be heard. When Jr interrupted to inquire about the sexo, she suggested $100, to which I politely responded that my budget was closer to $50. When she suggested $70, we agreed to $50, with an opportunity for her to earn $70 for an evening as enchanting as her smile! ~~~~Without going into the specifics, this belle made the room glow. Afterwards, we talked for a long time over a bottle of cabernet sauvignon. As she rose to leave, I found my wallet on the desk beside my last mango. "Yes, I love mangos!" she replied. Maybe next time, I thought to myself as I scribbled her name and number on the notepad for manyana. ~~~~Well, it's midnight, and I've rested up enough to venture down to the "market" once again... ~~~~DonGringo~~~~DAY 4~~~~Woke up this morning and thought "ahhhhh....it is good to be in paradise...". Rolled over and slept another hour and when I awoke again, DonGringo JR was straining for attention. DG JR reminded me of all the times that "morning wood" had gone to waste back home, to which I replied "So sorry, m'amigo, no mas. Ok, little hombre, lets go find some fresh carne!" ~~~~After the perfunctory 3 S's it was downstairs to feed either the stomach, or the little insatiable monster, DG JR. Into the casino at 9'ish and who should I see, none other but the Dominican who had been choking JR through the gabardine the night before. Talk about cheeky, she was grabbing my ass at the amiga registration desk the night before, saying that "you are next, my love" while she waited for her hombre to sign the guest ticket!!! This tall number had told me she played a lotta volleyball for the Domincan Republic when I commented on how firm her tightly packaged ass was. With a "heads up" from DG JR, it was up the stairs with my newly found sportser to see how well she served! ~~~~Any concerns that JR had about her braces were quickly dispelled when those luscious negroish lips were wrapped around the pole as sweetly as red ribbons on the lampost at Christmas time! JR breathed a sigh of relief when, after a few minutes, the twins reported that no errant hairs were caught up in the wires too! (Another confirmation that a TRUE gentleman NEVER presents an unshorn ball bag to his lady) ~~~~How to describe the sexo...? ATHLETIC! Me and JR could skip aerobics for the next 3 days!! I don't know how this little number could have the energy after staying up all night? At her request, we finished with her leaning over the pedestal table and almost crashing through the French doors and out onto the balcony!! (I'm guessing she'll never underestimate the power of morning wood again?!?) ~~~~Thereafter, I walked out of the DelRay to Chelles, a little Tico restaurant 2 doors from the Presidente and had another omelette, 3rd day in a row. Friendly service and some damn good hueves, con cafe con leche... ~~~~I had a lunch appointment with a new tour guide, David Maddox, a retired Texas police officer that lives here and operates a tour service (4x4 Adventures), at 1'ish. While strolling back from breakfast, I stopped in at the Presidente to see how Jizlick/GUBennet and the rest were doing. The "DO NOT DISTURB" signs on their doors told me they were fine, and resting well during their "Fiesta de Leche 2001" tour. ~~~~On the way back into the DelRay, I thought I'd scout out the action at the Marlin. I ordered a bottled water, and took in the scenery. Mind you, it was not quite noon on a Saturday, and there had been a "rave party" in town the night before, so the pickin's were slim at best. Oh well, I thought, we'll just finish this bottle of water and see what develops... ~~~~Remember Catwoman? She walked in, wearing that skintight, wet/black rubber looking outfit barely concealing some wonderfully ample natural resources! I was on her like ticks on a hound dog!!! Glancing at my watch, I realized I wouldn't have much time to subdue her fiendish charms and still make my lunch date, but, hey, what the hell, I'm sure Mr. Maddox won't mind waiting a moment or two for true love, right??? ~~~~On to the registration desk for a second time (before noon), and the gentleman signing me in gave me the "thumbs up" sign, as if to say "GO FOR IT, BUDDY!" I had to take several pictures of her before we began, as she was really STUNNING in that outfit!! Sensing my urgency, she suggested a brief massage for openers. Once I flipped over, JR was begging to be groomed by the cat's tongue, however, in my haste to procure her services, I had omitted the all important "Me lo puedes mamar sin condon" from our negotiations, and was only mildly disappointed to learn that she preferred mamar con condon. Moving on to the position best suited to harvest those generously apportioned natural resources known as "mammories giganticto", I proceeded to pound the fillet like a butcher tenderizing the finest of entrees, all the while either admiring or feasting upon her amply endowed udders. WHEW...I'm gettin' horny again just thinking about it! With another stellar finish, DG JR collapsed in a natural manner, without any of the viagra induced post coital inflammation. Poor little guy...your time for rest will come when the plane lands again, I reminded him... ~~~~Lunch with Dave was a good diversion. Before I knew it, however, it was time to meet the 2 university students that had been promised by a local source. Excusing myself from Mr. Maddox, it was off to the showers to make sure no residuals would offend the next lovely ladies! ~~~~The local told me these young (19 & 20) students would not go near the DelRay, so I was to find a cheap room elsewhere. Well, at 3000 colones for up to 3 hours , I found cheap room all right.. Mattress wasn't 3 inches thick and the walls were even thinner! These lovelies were going to expect my best, so 40 mg of Sargaent V's discipline brought DG JR to full attention! Once in the room, these gorgeous ladies were very willing and able to please! In the classic turnaround, the one who looked hotter clothed paled by comparison to the other when undressed. The better of the two was 5', very slender and I thought had a padded bra to "complement" what nature had provided. In reality, her chest had 2 Kaiser helmets on them! I'VE NEVER SEEN FIRMER OR MORE PERFECT BREASTS!!!! Firm like water balloons, and so delicious, I decided right then and there to swear offa the other ticas funbags! ~~~~After 2 bbbj's, I requested a double bbbj, and, with a devilish look to each other, they laughed and went at it! "Heaven, I'm in heaven" kept playing in my mind. Right about then, the couple in the next room started banging the headboard while the lady erupted in an incredible orgasm; DAMN THOSE THIN WALLS! With that going on, the ladies, and I, lost all concentration, and the double bbbj was over. Oh well...DG JR and I shared those lasses, and after 40 minutes of raw, sweaty, in your face sex...it was over. Damn. Oh well, at least JR managed to yield some leche 2x, one for each tica :) ~~~~Dinner with GUBennet and Jizlick and crowd at the DelRay, then off to see the Park Hotel show. There are so many posts about this show on the boards, and I've rambled on so much already, that I won't belabor the point:gotta see this show at least once in your lifetime. GUBennet was celebrating his birthday, so we all sang "Happy Birthday" to him as he lay face down on the bar, up to his ears in thighs. Bill sure knows how to entertain his guests... ~~~~The 5th, (and final) conquest of the day occurred after the show, when JR led me up the stairs with one of the better looking performers. Kinda like squeezing the last drop outta an old bottle of mayo. My poor prostate must be shrivelled up like a raisin by now... ~~~~Goodnight. ~~~~DonGringo~~~~DAYS FIVE AND SIX~~~~Spent day 5, Sunday, resting and relaxing before leaving for the pacific coast. After a pleasant drive to the beach, I enjoyed the beach life, catching a wonderful sunset over a delicious fish dinner. ~~ ~~While strolling through a little beach village open market, I happened upon a charming little tica with a "sonrisa hermosa" that melted me in my boots. She speaks english, and I was thrilled when she agreed to drinks at the local disco. The dancing was wonderful, all the old Madonna music of the 80's, and she was lighting the dance floor and my heart afire. After 2 hours, we both were drenched in sweat, making the DON look grungy, while she was glistening with a refreshing glow. ~~~~Never a fan of the song "Baby Got Back", I now understand the attraction. Her spectacular derriere rounded out her jeans better than 2 half dodgeballs fighting under a blanket. "There's no way those dodgeballs won't fall once the jeans come off", I thought to myself... ~~~~Back to the room for some vino and private dancing, where the bed moved almost halfway across the room. Exhausted, we fell asleep, like lovers, to awaken to first light... ~~~~Anyone want to buy a one-way ticket back to the States? ~~DonGringo ~~PS ~~Oh, and the dodgeballs never fell an inch, m'amigos!~~~~DAY 7~~My lovely tica had a visit from her amiga rojo. Moody, irritable, and rubbing her back and forehead all the time. I guess if ticas didn't have such times, the entire male population would have moved here already? Well, with an eye on the calendar, and the clock too for that matter, JR and I gave her a gift and a kiss goodbye. Damn the timing for that monthly visitor! ~~~~On to a little bar/shanty directly on the beach, with waves literally washing up around the building! After many, many drinks, even the 200 lb amiga at the end of the bar was starting to look good to JR!! HEY WHOSE IN CHARGE HERE??? HAVEN'T I TAKEN DAMNED GOOD CARE OF YOU ALREADY THIS WEEK, DON JR?? With that said, JR and I paid the tab and stumbled outta that place before something truly sordid transpired. ~~~~On the way back to the hotel, a quick stop in the "LIZARD LOUNGE" to see what we could "scare" up. By now, I am beginning to miss the BM, the Blue Marlin, the Babe Mall! Alas, the only fare de jour was a 30 something something with a body like an unmade bed. Sensing my disappointment, no my DISTRESS, the bartender asked if I'd sit and have a drink for a few minutes. "What else am I to do?" I thought. ~~~~True to his trade, this hombre summoned up a bueno little number that I shall never forget. ~~~~Well, lads, my cab just arrived...more later... ~~DonGringo~~~~DAY 8~~~~Well, my friends, allow me to confirm the rumors: one most certainly can find a plethora of poon at the playa (beach)! I lay out at the beach all day, admiring the traffic like a redneck at a NASCAR event. ~~~~After dinner, I took a leisurely stroll down the beach, ostensibly to look for some “shells”. At the park by the beach, I walked past 2 young girls who were dressed oh so very nicely. I smiled at them with a “dos ticas Hermosa” as we passed, which is the best pick up line this gringo can muster! Once we established that they spoke no English, and I speak no real Spanish, it was time to cut through all of the small talk. “T’gusta vaminos a m’casa por el vino?” (You who are fortunate enough to know the language are welcome to snicker, but what the hell, it worked!) ~~~~Three glasses of wine were poured and finished, when, at the appropriate time, I brought out “the toys”. From the quizzical looks on their bright young faces, it was apparent this would be their first time with pocket rockets. Imagine their delight when these two teen ticas tangoed with the tinglers ! As for me, I felt like Christopher Columbus bringing coffee back to the Queen! ~~~~After much giggling during the introduction stage, one of the senoritas began to get red faced, eyes rolling back and a few deep moans. With that, I knew who would be going first!!! DonGringo JR was tugging at the leash like a bulldog with a French poodle in sight. “Easy boy! We must pace ourselves!” With a guttural growl, JR viciously yanked me over to her. She set aside the vibra, and within 2 minutes she was howling, like a dog at the moon! ~~~~By this time, the other tica was warmed up enough to warrant JR’s attention, but the first Tica wasn’t finished with me yet. (Hell I don’t remember the last time women fought for JR’s attention) They must’ve been close friends, because they didn’t request a new raincoat each time we switched. And the battery operated gringos kept the alternate Tica ready for more. With that, and without having to stop and change raingear, the amore was able to freely cascade all around us, free from interruption. “LET IT RAIN” I thought, for soon enough the dry season will again be upon me ~~~~Afterwards, the ticas clutched their newfound best friends to their chests, begging me to let them keep them. With those and a few other aromatic gifts I sent them on their way…how could I deprive them of the same joy they had brought me? Next time, I must remember to bring a 10 pack of batteries too… ~~PuraVida ~~DonGringo~~~~DAY 9~~~~Well, my friends, last night was spent with a 19 yr tica from Liberia who was a definite 9.5 on the scale. When I checked into my hotel, the desk manager merely inquired if my wife or girlfriend would be staying with me? When I responded "not unless I could find one in the next few hours", he waved me off with a simple "leave it to me". ~~~~At the arranged time, this incredibly lovely young thing showed up. We had a few drinks, then back to the room where she rocked my world. This filly literally would NOT let me dismount. She had her legs wrapped so hard around mine and was grinding so hard that JR was beginning to fear the dreaded "saddle sores". ~~~~By the end of the second round, WITHOUT ANY INTERMISSION!?, I was begging for water and a rest. She on the other hand, was tickling the twins to see if she could get us back into the ring for round 3!!! As I lay there on the mat, with stars spinning round my head, it was apparent that JR and I were down for the count. Exhausted, I thought "she was worth every bit of $50" ~~~~Pura Vida, Gringos ~~DonGringo ~~ ~~~~~~~~DAY 10~~ ~~While in Costa Rica, be sure to enjoy San Jose. I know I sure did! And a special thanks to Jeff and all of his staff at the DelRay for a 1st class experience in a 3rd world country. ~~~~Even though it is tempting to stay put in the Blue Marlin, take the time to travel. The people outside of the big cities are, to put it simply, charming. Many of the locals I met were wonderful, and didn’t show the obvious lust for Gringobucks that I found rather prevalent in San Jose. ~~~~Bring LOTS of small gifts. It really IS the THOUGHT that counts. The saying YMMV (your mileage may vary) is true, and your mileage is greatly increased by these additives. ~~~~My grocery list (beyond the beloved mango!) included: ~~~~A bottle of red wine for each day ~~A small scented candle for each day, with several others for gifts ~~Some hairclips, bows, brushes and the like, as gifts ~~Scented body lotions, bath oils, soaps again as gifts ~~Dozens of small “designer” brand perfumes ~~A portable music source with some romantic music (Frank, Nat and etc…) ~~VIAGRA, for that “Ironman” stamina in a bottle ~~And a few battery operated gringos too! ~~~~You’re sure to have fun creating ways to dispense these items! For example, upon arriving in one beach town, my cab driver offered to bring some girls by later that night when they got off from their regular jobs. At 7:30, I answered the knock on my door to find this young man grinning from ear to ear, with 3 ticas at his side! He proudly announced that he had brought three girls so I could select my favorite for the evening. I thanked him with 3000 colones and invited the 3 youngsters into my room for…, you guessed it, a glass of wine! Lighting a vanilla candle, turning on Nat King Cole’s “Unforgettable” and popping the cork of a 98 Merlot immediately set the desired tone for what was to follow. ~~~~As we enjoyed the wine by candlelight, I broke out one of the larger perfumes for them to sample. These young ladies really enjoyed all of these extra touches, and I THINK they were beginning to vie for my attention that night, from what I could gather from their conversation and actions. I then suggested that all 3 were welcome to stay, and I would pay them each 6000 colones for their time, rather than their asking price of $50 for one. This was fine, as none of them wanted to go away “the loser”. Placing the bottle of perfume on the counter, I said that the perfume would be given to the lady with the most amore gusto! ~~~~What followed was really rather sordid, and quite frankly, I’m none to proud to have to describe it to you, my friends. After a very luscious SIX HAND massage, the natives sat in a circle, passing the “peace pipe”, one to another, each one taking long slow draws of the intoxicating fire burning within. As one displayed a particular method of “inhaling”, the next would grab the pipe to demonstrate her proficiency with this oldest instrument of pleasure. ~~~~The twins were even eventually separated and given a sound tongue lashing for the mere crime of laying idle while the other natives awaited their turn on the pipe! DAMN! If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to go through a car wash buttass naked while strapped to the hood of your Benz, WONDER NO MORE, LADS!!! WHEW… ~~~~I shan’t describe the lovemaking beyond this…with hands and lips and tongues showing up anywhere and everywhere, Caligula himself would have been proud! (And those Roman dudes knew how to party!) And there is something about having those six lovely cheeks all raised and smiling at me in a row that I shall never forget… ~~~~It was a very tough decision to select the lucky lass who would earn the coveted prize as they had all given it 100%… so…into my bag of goodies like Jolly Ol’ St. Nick I reached to pull out 2 more of the same bottles. Kinda brings new meaning to the phrase “HO HO HO”… ~~And to all, a goodnight. ~~~~Pura Vida, fellow gringos ~~DonGringo~~ (Review # 4417)
  • Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Aug 28 2001 Submitted by:

    I am the General Manager for the Hotel & Casino Del Rey. In the last month or so I have received a few e-mails from potential guests questioning security at the Hotel & Casino Del Rey. These questions were asked as a direct result of posts on your website, that state among other things that the management and owners are crooks that run a fencing business out of the hotel, and that the hotel steals your luggage. In the year-and-a-half I have worked here, we have had one known problem with luggage (this occurred in January of 2001). This guest was compensated for the items lost and was pleased with the manner in which the problem was handled. No other guest has complained of luggage theft while I have worked here. The general impression that I get is that the anonymous post about our hotel was made to damage our reputation, and want to set the record straight. I apologize for the lack of sex information, but hope my message is read for general information, since many people frequent the area and are visitors to this site.
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    ~~While at some hotels policy does not always reflect reality, I can tell you that in our case, we try to the best of our abilities to ensure a safe and enjoyable stay. I am available 24 hours a day. All the employees and most of the guests know this. We have guards stationed throughout the ground floor of the hotel. We have cameras throughout the common areas of the hotel and are able to review tapes for the last three months. A guest who experiences a problem need only mention this to any of the employees and we will do all we can to solve it.
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    ~~If anyone interested in reading other people’s experiences at our establishment, please read the good posts we have received on http://www.costaricasex.com regarding security at the Hotel & Casino Del Rey. It is always good common sense to exercise precautions when traveling, especially in traditionally “poorer” countries. A very drunk person stumbling around with an expensive camera slung over one arm (for example) would be prey to theft anywhere in the world, and feel that the slights against our hotel are unfair. I urge anyone who is interested in seeing our security to visit us personally and make their decision after actually seeing and meeting us. Thank you for letting me have a voice in this matter.
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    ~~Jeff Ruzicka, General Manager, Hotel & Casino Del Rey
    (Review # 4321)
  • Quepos Travel Report Dated Added: Sun Jul 22 2001 Submitted by:

    Just got back from another month-long trip to Costa Rica, and accidentally tripped over a jewel on the beach. About a half-hour north of Quepos on the Pacific coast, someone is building a completely private resort for single guys. They weren't open for business, but I talked to a manager who said they were opening for the next season, and that there was nothing like the place anywhere in the country. They're calling it FantasyResorts2000, and I was told that they would restrict visits to one a week, and that one price covered everything including all the pussy you could handle. After being ripped off at the Russian mafia-owned Club Hollywood, and the equally notorious Del Rey, I am ready for a change. Hopefully, by the time I make my next trip - October - they will be up-and-running, because I like what I saw. Total privacy, an absolutely deserted 10-mile beach, awesome dance club, and a clean-looking restaurant and bar. Somewhere in the back I saw at least two swimming pools, a spa, and I think even a private heliport. The guy at the reception counter said they don't accept walk-ins, only reservations but he wasn't sure who was handling that. Nobody else I asked knew about the place - I guess they're keeping a low profile. (Review # 4016)
  • Jaco Beach Travel Report Dated Added: Sun Mar 18 2001 Submitted by: Burned in Jaco

    Travelers to Jaco Beach Costa Rica beware of a club~~there known as Hollywood. When I entered this club~~they asked me to start a tab on my credit card. I supplied them my card, and they returned with a blank receipt that they asked me to sign. They started bringing me drinks that I did not order in a deliberate attempt to get me drunk. About an hour~~later they returned to inform me that my credit card~~had been declined. They asked me for another card, which I gave them. They came back again with a blank receipt to sign, and they returned a while later to~~say that that card had been declined as well. I then supplied them with a third card. At the end of the night they refused to give me any receipts, and when~~I asked them how much they had charged to my cards was told $100. It turns out that they had charged well over $3000 total to all 3 of my cards. I have turned this over to the fraud investigators at Visa.~~I would sure like to hear from anyone who has had a~~similar experience with this night club~~. (Review # 3307)
  • San Jose/Jaco Travel Report Dated Added: Fri Feb 23 2001 Submitted by: Maddog

    I am returning to Costa Rica for the 3rd time in early March. I wish I had known of this message board the first 2 times. Staying at the Del Rey for 1st time, drooling reading some reviews of it, but also nervous about theft. Any feedback you could provide on safe guarding my valuables at the Del Rey would be great pura_vida2001@hotmail.com

    I have frequented the Key Largo before and the 1st time met a girl named Nidia who was Costa Rican, we traveled to Montezuma and never saw the beach. All she wanted to do was get naked at the hotel and fuck like a banchee. My past girlfriends never treated me so good.

    Last time it was off to Jaco in June 2000. Strange town, it is almost deserted by day but comes alive at midnight till 5AM. Guess everyone who doesn’t surf just sleeps all day. La Central Discoteca is truly decadent--my kinda place. Also the Pancho Villa bar and restaurante is right around the corner. Between Midnight and 5AM this area is pussy central. Me and my buddy went on a relatively low pussy budget and spent most of that banging girls from the disco.

    We heard about the Hollywood bar just outside town and decided to go check it out around 1AM. The bar was closed, however the girls live there, and our taxi driver honked his horn, next thing you know we have 6 gorgeous Colombianas pilled into a taxi that seats 4. That was torture cause I wanted all of em, but did not have enough cash. We took a ride back to Pancho Villa with all of em, and I had to settle for only one of em. She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and I blew my load in her mouth. I'd marry a girl like this. No matter what I have read here about Jaco being slow, you just did not go with da flow. Maddog--Miami
    (Review # 3207)
  • San Jose Travel Report Dated Added: Sun Oct 15 2000 Submitted by: jay

    Observations from Costa Rica about preceding posts:

    1 Del Rey is definitely a bad deal all the way around. Presidente is best bet in the Gulch. Idem is still tops, and Lucy's is also great -- and 1,000 colones cheaper.

    2 Burbeth was busted at Hotel Irazu for pimping under-aged girls. (He does speak English, by the way.)

    3 Camelot girls are fun, 'cause they are young (legal of course). Action is erratic. 5-6 PM is a good time to check it out.

    747 has some hotties right now, believe it or don't! 3 blondes, and the short one who speaks some English gives great head. 3,500 colones, or about $14
    Jay Editor, costaricasexguide.com (we update the news weekly, from San Jose)
    (Review # 2550)
  • san jose Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Jul 14 2000 Submitted by: bigguy

    Just back from a week in Costa Rica. I'm not much into the bar scene so I arranged for someone for the week though G&G Escort. Run by Johana. They also have a website but not much info other than the above. Let Johana know what type of girl you are looking for and she will send you description, no photos but she’s pretty accurate. I had a girl named Jacky. Very loving and a girl friend type. Speaks good English. Shaved puss. Big tits. Unfortunately halfway through she came down with a cold. No problem. A call to Johanna and she had another girl to me the next day. The time lag was because I was at the beach Los Suenos Marriott at Herradura (West Coast). In San Jose probably would have been immediate. Second girl was MaryElena. Little English but great legs. ~~~~Johana runs a great service and is very accommodating. Give her a call next time in CR.~~ (Review # 1929)
  • Jaco Beach Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Jul 05 2000 Submitted by: Laid Back

    I read many of the reviews and am surprised nobody has written anything about the paradise beach town by the name of Jaco. It is about a 2 hour drive outside of San Jose. If you plan on going to the National Park, Manuel Antonio, you drive right thru Jaco. But if you are looking for some hot, young girls, you need to stop in Jaco for a night.

    My first visit to Costa Rica, I was in college and went there for a language school. I hooked up with some other gringos from the school I was attending and we all decided to go to Jaco to party. (Totally unaware of the high concentration of whores). Well, we drove down and got a hotel and decided to go to a bar and ask around where the good places were. We went and hung out at a surfer bar and played foosball a bit, then everyone told us to go to the Discoteque "La Central". We walked in and we were the only white people in the place and had tourist written all over us. Well, it was not long until I had this HOT little bitch with fake tits dancing all around me and holding my hand and shit. I was like "Man!! They LOVE AMERICANS HERE!!" - you have to keep in mind that this was my first night out in Costa Rica, so I was gullible. Well, it didn't take me long to get a boner and tell her I was going to fuck her on the beach. She obliged and we left. By this time, I was hammered and I fucked the hell out her and she sucked my dick and she even let me come in her mouth, but she spit it out. I told her that we should go back to the bar and dance for a bit and we did, then I left without paying her!! I totally forgot and I saw her the next day in town and told me I owed her money. I said "OK- I need to go back to the hotel and get it"- so we got into our car and proceeded to go on to the next town on our agenda. I fucked her for free and laughed my ass off because everyone who knows a whore, knows she will shank you in a heartbeat if given the chance.

    Now, The second time I went to Costa Rica, I went back to Jaco. This was Christmas eve and I was alone because I was again there going to school and my schedule landed me in Costa Rica over the holidays. Kinda weird feeling, but I have to say it was one of the best times I have ever had. Here is why. When I went, I knew I was going to be there over the holidays and for the Y2K new Year. So, I brought about twenty tabs of Ecstacy. I went back to La Central and I knew I was going to see "Andrea" (the girl I fucked for free). And sure enough, right when I walked in, she was there. She remembered me and came up and gave me a huge hug. She didn't even mention the money. I told her I was staying in Manuel Antonio and asked her if she would like to come with me to there and go to the beach and take some ecstasy with me. Her eyes lit up like a 12 year old looking at Hustler. She said yes, but only if her friend could come along. I told her I was not paying anyone, but I would give them all of the X they wanted. So, we sat down and we all took a tab of X and danced a little bit and then got into the car and drove about 45 minutes to my beach hotel. By the time we got there, the X was coming on strong and we all started to rub all over each other. Her friend was from the Dominican Republic and she is Colombian. Her friend was plump, but had HUGE tits. Andrea is definitely a 10 and had a tight ass body and fake tits. Well, I fucked Andrea again, but didn't really want to fuck the chubby one. They were both totally naked and I pulled out when I was fucking Andrea and then came all over her friends tits. We stayed up until the sun came up and then I took them back to Jaco and bought them lunch. I am going back there in August 2000 and will go back to Jaco to get laid again - I have yet to pay for a piece of pussy there and am still on good terms with the girls. JACO is definitely the BOMB.
    (Review # 1871)
  • San Jose Travel Report Dated Added: Sat Jul 01 2000 Submitted by: JD

    Be careful of the Del Rey hotel. There are lots of other bars with pretty girls and prices around $20=40 dollars.

    Besides the shooting there recently I was robbed at check-in. I have professional camera equipment and it was while I was signing the hotel register.

    The hotel did nothing to help me retrieve. They suggested I hire one of their security guards to seek it out and he ripped me off for $300.

    If they had acted fast my $3,000 worth of camera equipment was for sale at the Key Largo around the corner for $150.

    The Del Rey is a suckers rip-off place. I've been to Costa Rica 5 times and never go there. Someone mentioned the Idem. There are several great small bars like that with fine girls, not worn out by experience, and around $30. Nuff said, JD
    (Review # 1842)
  • San Jose Travel Report Dated Added: Thu Jun 15 2000 Submitted by: Anon

    Just came back from San Jose and all I can say is that everything in WSG is absolutely true. After reading WSG I decided to check out downtown San Jose and ended up at 5 p.m. in the Camelot Bar, just across the street from the Gran Hotel. I'd picked up the recommendation from a previous posting. This place is a local bar, quite basic but friendly enough. I didn't feel threatened at all. About 6 guys inside (all Ticos) and about the same number of women, just sitting at the bar. I sat down over a couple of beers to figure out what was going on. The girls were mainly quite young, and I have to say not model material, except for one or two. Some were absolute dogs. Well, after checking out the scene for a while, I finally caught the eye of one out of two girls I was interested in.

    Daisy turned out to be a lot of fun. Very voluptuous, great legs, nice ass and short hair - very Latina. A couple of drinks (NB you do NOT get ripped off for drinks in this bar) and we hit on the idea of coming back to my hotel. I understand from the previous review that there are in fact upstairs rooms at the bar, but I prefer to pay the extra to take the girl home. So, back to my place (one of the more expensive hotels just out of town) and we get down to action. The weird thing is that no money had been discussed yet and Daisy was acting more like my girlfriend than anything else. We sat in the room, watched a bit of TV and then got down to sex. Great sex too. Turned out she had a great body, wonderful 38D tits, and was a great fuck. Not only did she begin by french-kissing me, she then taught me the true meaning of tit-fucking before letting me go down on her until she came (several times). She didn't even want to use a condom until I insisted. All in all, a truly excellent fuck. Afterwards, we lay around for an hour or more watching TV and chatting in my limited Spanish before she said she had to leave. I was going to give her $40 but then, being soft-hearted, offered her $50, including the $6 cab fare back to town. OK, I know it's much more than the $20 that seems to be the going rate for 30 minutes upstairs in the bar, but I thought it was well worth it for a really pleasant evening with a very nice girl. San Jose is great. Cheap, non-threatening and just really nice people.
    (Review # 1728)
  • San Jose Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Jun 25 2000 Submitted by: rj

    San Jose in June/2000 made all arrangements for a fun filled week with Jorge Burberth ahead of time. Met the lovely young lady and Jorge upon landing . Payments were made, and with Jorge not speaking any English should have been wary. Proceeded to the beach for 4 days only to find the young lady unresponsive and unwilling. This being the case tried contacting Jorge only to find that he did not speak English therefore could not help with this situation. Convenient or what. On my return to San Jose after a frustrating few days once again tried meeting with Jorge with the same response. My advise to those who think about using this service buyer beware. An enjoyable vacation idea turned sour. (Review # 1699)
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