- San Jose Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Oct 12 2001 Submitted by: Kram
Let me start by saying, I travel to San Jose, Costa Rica at least 9 times over the last 2 years. Therefore my shit is the real deal. Last two trips were 09-20-01 and 10-01-01. There is no real action if your not in the Blue Marlin bar of the hotel del rey. It all starts and ends there. On any given week night there are between 50-100 girls looking to get lucky. Forget what any of the jerks tell you. If you want the best looking girl in the bar, it generally cost you between $80-$100US for an hour. That’s for a girl that is a 10 and above on the beauty scale. From 9's to 7's one should spend no more than $60US and hour. If you want a girl under 7 you shouldn’t be in Costa Rica. On my 09-20-01 trip I meet a girl on the mall, started a conversation half Spanish, half English, invited her to lunch and fun at the casino. ~~~~
~~Ending up in bed later in the evening for 4 hours of sex and relaxation for, tadaaa. the cost of lunch, $8US. That’s right boys if your willing to work a little, the local girls NOT the prostitutes can be yours for virtually nothing. I arraigned to meet her again the next day at the club colonial, just next to the del rey at 12 pm. She showed up at 12:15. Had lunch and back to the hotel for sex and relaxation,, for the grand total of, tadaaa,$12US lunch and two drinks. Since I've be back and meet her~~again. She emails me 2 to 3 times a week. When I go back I know I have her waiting. ~~~~
~~Moral of the story..~~You can find anything you want if you look hard enough and are patient enough. There are places in San Jose like VIPs or Club 40 that you can find 9's to 10's in them, for $50US-$100US for alnight sex, as many times as you want it, but you have to be patient. Stay out of the strip clubs, there rip offs from dumb ass Americans. Happy hunting~~ (Review # 4430)
- San Jose Travel Report Dated Added: Mon Sep 03 2001 Submitted by: Shamus
Just spent a few great days in San Jose. I was really lucky in that some of the most famous mongers adopted me and imparted years of experience to me. Y'all know who you are, THANKS! San Jose is much better than any of the Mexican boarder towns. You can drink the water and eat any of the food. Much cleaner, does not smell, it is safer, BUT, you do have to be aware and alert. Do not expose yourself to dangerous situations and you will have a safe trip. Take taxis whenever you can. They are a very good value and safe. Avoid dark side streets -- 95% are safe, but it your dumb enough to stretch the limits, you'll find that 5% that can ruin your trip.
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~~I went to the Park Hotel Show. Yes siree Uncle Bob, I done seen it all now. I've been to two goat fuckings, a Worlds Fair and spent New Years with the Outlaws & Reapers, but the Park Hotel Bar on Friday or Saturday night is IT. We got there early and got a seat at the bar. The place is not that big, will hold about a 100 people max. They have an "admission" fee for the show (save your ticket stub). Best money I ever spent. Bill gives out small oil bottle before the show. Not every one will get one, but I got lucky and shared my bottle with a few people. He also gives the rules for the show: no fingers in the puss, which could cause pain, you must return the bottles after the show, and you must participate. When the girls come out, they have bikinis on, and we started to oil them up a bit. The bikinis slid right off. You name it, we oiled it. Some of the dudes started to perform tongue lashings. Pretty soon a few of the girls got a "Clark Kent" (you know, mild mannered, clean cut, good ole boy) onto the bar top with them. The dude was hung like a farm animal. The girls took turns with Clark while the rest of the show went on. Play toys are used, some of the girls pair off and perform on each other. A few people are awarded free t-shirts for their level of participation. Clark Kent got first place. Bill has a drawing every five to ten minutes after the show. If you have the matching stub, you get a free blow job. You get to pick any girl in the place and she will suck you down to ground level. I was really lucky… Clark gave me his ticket stub and it paid off.
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~~I went to a few of the most noted pink snapper fishing holes in town. Blue Marlin is really something else. Lots of really nice looking ladies. I pulled one at the Blue Marlin, got her for 2 hours for $60. She sucked me BBBJ for a long time. Again, thanks to all of the great & good ole boys who befriended me and were so gracious in their sharing of acquired knowledge. (Review # 4273)
- San Jose Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Aug 24 2001 Submitted by: Mad Hessian
Ok boys, a little review from a half Tico. First off, the taxis have a scam going. They are trying to charge more than the meter. This is illegal -- never pay more than what the meter says; call a cop if they insist on more. There is no extra charge for coming or going to a hotel. The streets of downtown San Jose are not too bad, just stay away from the central market area and south after dark. Crime is nowhere as bad as any major US city and much safer than any other central American nation. Use caution, be safe, not paranoid.
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~~As for the sex stories. All and all, I find the Del Rey the best overall. Hot Columbians all over, but many are hard to talk down under $80. Many Ticas can be found at a lesser price. I had a regular for the few weeks I was in San Jose. You know the drill, negotiate as hard as you can. Krysis is a great deal. $60 for a massage, sex and hot tub bath. Great attitude by the girls, but none are over an 8 in looks. I never got into the strip bars, because I am not paying $15 to walk in. I hear the girls want at least $150 for sex. I was in Idem one night, but was not impressed after all the good things I’d read about it. Very average looking chicks, but sex is only $42 bucks. In Jaco, go to the Central Disco. There is a group of 3 hot blondies. Two are sisters and they own the beauty parlor in town. All want a $100, though. Best looking one is named Rosi. I am broke now, but had a lot of fun doing it! Puravida ma´i. (Review # 4214)
- San Jose Escort Review Dated Added: Thu Aug 23 2001 Submitted by: salty sun
I went to Costa Rica for the first time in July 2001, partly as a birthday celebration for me. I had read quite a bit on the web about how wonderful Costa Rican women were to their men. I got settle into my hotel, El Presidente, which is right in the heart of all the action. My first stop was the Blue Marlin. The place was packed with women, but none of them were up to my standards. I thought that I would be disappointed with this trip if this was the only stuff available in Costa Rica. I talked with some Americans that come down all the time. One was planning to move down to Costa Rica, buy some property, and live happily ever after with a girl he had found. More women came in, and more women left but still there was no one that peaked my interest. I talk to a few women just to practice my Spanish, and to get a flavor for the people and the culture. A lot of the women were from Nicaragua, or the Dominican Republic. It seems that Costa Rica has an immigration problem like the US has with Mexico. Finally, I see this Tica come in with her friends. She was a doll. About 5'3", decent breasts, curvy butt, and cute as can be. I tried to get her attention, but she didn't seem to realize I was waving to her. She just talked with her friends. Well, I continued talking with some other locals until she got passed by on her way to meet some guys. I touched her arm and said hello, and introduced myself. She was surprised that I wanted to talk to her. Her name was Vivian, and her voice was as beautiful as her body. She sat down and had a drink with me. We talked for a long while and got to know each other. She wanted to go dancing, and I hadn't done that in a long time, so I agreed.
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~~We took off with one of her friends that turned out to be her sister to a disco. She was treating me like her boyfriend, kissing me and bumping and grinding me. We danced until 4 am! Afterwards we decided to go back to my hotel room. She wanted $150 for the night, I talked her down to $100. Off we went. We both took showers and when she came out I was amazed. She was more beautiful then I had thought she was. She was shaved and ready for action. Having been up for over 24 hours, I did her once in multiple positions, and felt too tired to continue. She fell asleep in my arms as we curled up together. A few hours later she woke me up, because she was horny. The sex was even better this time and she blew me without a condom. I was in heaven. We went back to sleep and stayed in bed until 12 noon. I woke up again and tried her a third time. Again she performed magnificently. The best girlfriend sex I have had in years. We got cleaned up and went down to have lunch together. I could have stayed with her the entire time, but she had to go take care of her child, so she was living town for a week or so. She said she would come back before the end of my trip, so we made plans to see each other again when she returned.
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~~Each evening I tried out another babe from the bar. There was a beautiful blond that was great in bed as well, but we didn't have the same chemistry that I shared with Vivian. The two Dominicans I tried were eager to please, and were Playboy model types. You will definitely get your money’s worth when you come to Costa Rica. They all want about $100, but there are places to go which would be cheaper, but I think that you get what you pay for. Vivian came back to town two days before the end of my vacation, we spent a day going to the Arenal Volcano and shopping. The night was exquisite as you might expect. I wish I could have married her, but she was expecting someone else to marry her in a few months. Her boyfriend promised to come down and marry her as soon as he got his life settled in America. Yet another American that has gotten hooked by the laid back lifestyle and the beautiful women of Costa Rica. If he does not live up to his promise, you can bet I'll be back to take her for myself. I can not wait to go back and sample some more Ticas in December when the winter here in US has become unbearable. Perhaps I will find a beautiful wife as well. (Review # 4205)
- San Jose Travel Report Dated Added: Tue Jul 17 2001 Submitted by:
I have been traveling to Costa Rica for going on three years, have stayed in San Jose about twenty different times and have visited the Del Rey (and the other similar places) probably about a hundred times. This is the straight dope:
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~~1) All the girls will ask for $100 (30,000 colones). Don't pay them that much. They will accept $50-60 (15,000-20,000 colones). They will insist they will not go with you for less. Don’t believe them. Also, they will ask you for additional taxi money later. Don't give it to them -- it is just another way for them to get into your wallet. Additionally, Tico taxi drivers cost much less for other Tico's. It’s a totally different rate then gringo pay.
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~~2) Do not turn your back on them if you get them in your hotel room. First thing they will do is clean out your mini bar, ask for candy from the mini bar for their hungry children, or ask you if they can order something from room service because they do not have any money are very hungry and have not eaten since the day before. Don’t believe them. They’ll go through your pockets while you’re back is turned.
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~~3) All the girls talk. They know how to work you for all they can. There is a scam going around and a lot of unsuspecting guys have fallen for it. After they have gained your confidence (maybe been with you a few times during your stay in Costa Rica) they will tell you that they do not want to work as a prostitute any more, that they want to change, that they want to go to school and learn English, computers, or something constructive, that they love you and only want to be with you. More lies. A lot of guys have fallen for this, have returned home, stayed in contact with them, and started wiring them money under the pretense that they will soon return to Costa Rica and that she is their "novia". In reality they will continue prostituting themselves and use the money to buy gifts for themselves, their boyfriends or buy drugs. Don't be the latest victim.
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~~4) A high percentage of the girls have a bad drug habit. If they are constantly going into the restroom it is a very high likelihood that they are in there doing drugs. They will give you some other excuse, but your best action in situations like this is to leave.
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~~5) Most of them have a Tico boyfriend or boyfriends. They will tell you that they don't, that they do not like the Tico men and that will never be with one again, which are all utter lies. Most of the girls use the money they earn from selling themselves to buy drugs and to party with their Tico boyfriends. They like the rough sex and the bad boy Tico attitude. This probably sounds crazy but most of them are in abusive relationships with Tico guys, get slapped around (or punched out) and consider it "un parta de la amor." Gringos (always remember you are just a gringo to them and an outsider) are laughed at behind their backs.
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~~6) Be on guard of strange calls to your hotel room. Many of the girls tell their boyfriends what hotel room they are going to be in, your name etc. I know of occasions when the drunk, crazy, drugged or all of the above have called guy's hotel rooms looking for their "puta" (whore). You do not want to talk to one of these guys. (Believe me. I also had a guy calling my hotel room looking for his whore. Do you get the picture ?) The girls will naturally tell you that they know nothing about some Tico guy looking for them. If you take my advise you can have a good safe time and I you will be ahead of the games, lies and deception. (Review # 3995)
- San Jose Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Jul 11 2001 Submitted by: thegroovypony
We are a couple of Europeans living in San Jose and want to share our almost daily experiences of the underbelly of San Jose. Blue Marlin Bar, aka the Del Rey. Everything a bloke could want under one roof in theory: a bar, casino, sportsbook and numerous hookers. The bar is adequate if slightly expensive, the casino is moderate and not for the pro gambler, but the hookers are quality, most 5-9 lookers at between $50-$100. It’s more of a family brothel, informal and friendly. Girls are as good as gold, most put their heart and soul into their job and prices are now 13000 colones ($40) but that is negotiable. (Review # 3959)
- San Jose Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Jul 03 2001 Submitted by: Krafty
The scene in San Jose is quite interesting. Checked out Idem, Vips Rojo, Blue Marlin, Key Largo, and Camelot Bar. The Blue Marlin had the most wide range of women. Some stunning ladies all the way to "Sorry, not even with Bill Clinton's penis". I saw Vivian, a very busty, slender and fun single mom. Age was 22 according to her ID. Great fun, nice person to be with. I speak fluent Spanish, so getting around and along is easy. Please note, fluent Spanish is a must for Camelot Bar. There were two solid 8.5's working behind the bar: Monica, a blonde, and Karin, a brunette. Both in their early 20's. Monica has a little nicer body and one kid. The fee is great: C5,500 or about $16 and the beers are C400 or just about a dollar and 30 cents. It is a fun place to hang out have a beer or two then ask to go upstairs. You ask, pay, and go. Real simple and perfect for the guy who has always dreamed of picking up a waitress or bartender. It is a dream come true.
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~~Vips had a couple of nice looking gals, fair priced but the atmosphere was not great. Idem runs about C13,000 with some nice rooms and ladies. The quality of the rooms are better than Camelot, but I would say it is a push for the ladies. More choices at Idem, but not better quality. However, Spanish is required at Camelot.
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~~Key Largo was dead and the women that were there were pretty ugly. The street scene is pretty scary. A couple of nice looking gals, but no ID’s to get into a hotel. Look out for the street girls and trannies groping you. They will pick your pockets clean. Saw it happen to a guy and he got physical with a couple of trannies. It started out being rather funny but got real nasty. It was a local and he broke a couple of fingers to discourage theft in the future. (Review # 3919)
- San Jose and Quepos Travel Report Dated Added: Wed Jun 06 2001 Submitted by: Anon
Too many reviews for you all to read, let me sum it all up for you.
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~~San Jose is great, as I am sure most of you already know this. The Del Rey is a great~~place to stay because you have the action downstairs and are a short taxi ride to other~~action. It is better to have your room upstairs in case you find someone. The girls at the~~Del Rey are expensive but can and will be talked down, the later into the night the better~~price you will get, offer to buy them a dress in the morning (don't worry they are cheap)~~and they will spend the night with you. Arte Sauna is also a nice place in town, get there~~before 2am because they sometimes close early. All the other tourists will pile into the~~other clubs, stay away from them. At Arte's, for $40 you get a massage, sauna w/girl,~~shower w/girl and a full service. The girls are very young and have nice bodies. Do not~~walk the streets at night, take a cab. Also be aware of "friends" who will offer~~to show you the clubs, all they want is a referral fee and they will hound you to spend~~money so they can get a cut.
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~~Quepos is a nice place if you know where to find the action. There are little red cabs~~driving around everywhere, ask a cabbie about getting a girl. My cousin and I went down~~there and had a cabbie go and fetch us a girl and bring one back to our hotel and then~~pick her up hours later; it turned out she was a girl we saw earlier in the day when we~~were on our ATV's about 40 minutes out of town. I like the cabbie named Leo LaMancha, have~~someone call for a cab and ask for him, he will come quick. Tell Leo you want "Pussy~~Pussy" and he will set you up. Also, if you stay in Quepos stay at the Villas Mymosa~~www.villasmymosa.com . The rooms are beautiful and cheap, plus it is almost empty because~~the owners of the property leave during night time so you will not get hassled by anyone.~~Remember to negotiate, never underestimate the power of the American dollar. (Review # 3692)
- San Jose Travel Report Dated Added: Mon May 14 2001 Submitted by: George
First of all, I'm not gonna bore anyone with the escorts stories....But what I do want if for travelers heading down to Costa Rica like me on May 31st...This is just to warn you and you can benefit from it..I'm an Amercian, was raised in costa rica for 4 years, came back to USA, and know how it is to earn the dollar. The escorts I've been with have not cost me more than $50. Plus they stay the whole night and we have sex quite a few times. I think that the escorts at Key Largo and Blue Marlin are very nice and awesome in bed. But the fact is this gentlemen, nobody gives us money for free.
These escorts have been over rated. On October 2000 I had arrived in Costa Rica and visited my uncle's bar out in a suburb of San Jose. He has some FINE women and young girls working there. I met them the first night and then we had some GOOD SEX...The thing is that WE need to pamper these women..We need to make them feel special and treat them like people. And then they will LOVE you for it. it has happened to me all the time.
The escorts in Key Largo are very quick of the mouth. I saw once this dominican cutie...AWESOME BUTT, and told her that all I had was $40, and that couldn't get anymore due to the banks were closed at the time and I had just arrived from the states. She came home with me, and we showered together, had sex in the shower, picked her up took her to my bed and continued for another hour. I pampered her, we woke up the next day to revive another great moment in SEX...I mean it was awesome!!! Couldn't get any better. The only problem is that the day I arrived was at the end of the month, meaning that its payday for ticos. All the BARS will be packed and out of hand...butI will find my one night princess and have a great time. Just remember that pussy is great, but we should put the price and not the pussy....Keep up the fun, and please be safe people.~~peace~ (Review # 3523)
- San Jose Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Apr 24 2001 Submitted by: Anon
Also had a decent experience using g&g escorts through Johana. I requested two bi women and that's what I got. The only thing was that one was quite a bit overweight and I has specifically requested slender girls and was promised the same. I stayed at the Marriott resort near the airport (semi-business trip) and Johana was very accomodating. I'm headed to Jaco Beach next month and will fill you in more upon my return. (Review # 3432)
- Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Apr 16 2001 Submitted by: Pruvit
Costa Rica is pussy paradise! Prior to my last trip last winter, Peru was my country of choice. The women are plentiful. While I had a few ladies from the Hotel Del Rey, the best deal was the massage parlors. One in particular was one that backs up to Club Olympus. Great massage that leads to whatever you want. $60 for everything and you don't have to risk exposing your room contents to them. (I have had one bad experience in Lima) The bar girls stand pretty firm at $100. (Review # 3396)
- San Jose Travel Report Dated Added: Mon Mar 05 2001 Submitted by: Big D
I was in San Jose on a business trip for 4 days and read the reviews on the Blue Marlin Bar (located in the Del Rey Hotel). Let me tell you that you won't be disappointed! I made two trips to the Blue Marlin and each time I left with a tica(s) who would make sure that my needs were satisfied.
Wednesday night I went to the Blue Marlin and meet this tica that was originally from the D.R. We talked at the bar for a few minutes and then she offered me three hours of sex for $100. Needless to say that I agreed and we left. I was staying in the Radisson (my taxi driver said that they don't allow women to your rooms, but if you take care of the front night clerk that I should be alright) where we ended up back in my room. She came in the room and proceeded to get undressed. She went into the bathroom for 10 minutes and came out ready to satisfy. I would say that she was a 7 in the face, body was a 8 and the sex was a 9 (I was really horny so this could have been a 8). After I blow my stack we talked for about another 20 minutes before she started to get dressed. I asked her where was she going because my 3 hours were not up yet. She asked me if I wanted more (she called my bluff because I was ready to go to sleep) and I told here that I had a long day on Thursday so she left and wanted to get together the next night a 9:00 PM (I was out with customers so I missed her call).
Thursday night I once again went out to the Blue Marlin and was going to find that perfect ten to take back to the Radisson for a night of sex. There was nothing but Americans and ticas in there this night. I saw a number of ticas that I could have approached, but two ticas approached me (both were 8's in the face). They wanted $100 each but had a special going on at $160 for the two of them. I talked them down to $120 for the both of them but they did not want to go to the Radisson. They were worried about not getting into the Radisson and not getting paid for spending time with me. So they suggested a $12 room around the corner and off we went. You get a room with a bed, one sheet, one pillow case on what looks like a pillow, two condoms and two towels. We got undressed they were talking the whole time and laughing. Luckily, I just wanted to have sex and blow my stack so this didn't bother me one bit. One of the ticas sucked my penis while I sucked on the others breasts. I then proceeded to have sex with one while the other watched and laughed as I had the one I was on top of hitting her head against the wall. We did this for about 15 minutes and she said she couldn't take anymore. So I told the other girl that it was her turn. She was a much better fuck. We had sex for about 20 minutes until I came. They both took cold showers as I watched and laughed. All in all, they had bodies rated at 7 & 8 and the sex was a 8 & 9. I was satisfied and ready to go back to the Radisson. The next time I go to Costa Rica I will stay in the Del Rey Hotel. It is your one stop shopping for sex! (Review # 3247)
- San Jose Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Feb 12 2001 Submitted by: MickMan
I just visited CR for the first time and since I used this site for valued info, I thought it only right to share my trip. No BS... CR is a mans playground. I visited the Blue Marlin Bar/Hotel Del Rey and found them in all shapes and sizes. I love booze, women and gambling... It was here! BEWARE, use your common sense, they will rip you off if you turn your back. I took a quick trip to the shower and left my wallet in my pants, I quickly returned and caught the tica reaching for my pants... She didn’t get the cash (only small amount was there anyway). She was very frightened about me calling the police. I don’t know what that would have accomplished, so I put her to work and quickly went back to the bar for another. I found the massage parlors very relaxing during the day. $40 for a nice massage, blow and fuck. I intend on going back soon, as a veteran this time and checking out some of the other clubs mentioned. Watch your wallet! Expect them to steal, and you won’t be disappointed. (Review # 3152)
- San Jose Massage Parlor Dated Added: Mon Feb 12 2001 Submitted by: anon
I went back to Krysis for the first time in 2 1/2 years, and was slightly disappointed. Last time I went with a stunning morena, who I think danced at Olympus. This time there were no dancers there, though I wound up with an attractive Tica called Lisette. Like Chispas, the old Green Door, it is fine, but a bit pricy for San Jose. A new place called Lucy's, across from IDEM was talked about a lot, but I never stopped there. After a run in with chapalines, I didn't range as far. (Review # 3146)
- San Jose Travel Report Dated Added: Sun Dec 17 2000 Submitted by: Alan from California
I went to San Jose Costa Rica Oct 2000, That was my second time there, some advice: Please stay away from Blue Martin Bar it is super expensive, some of the messages here are not really true about that place. First of all every single shit like a girl in that bar from 3-8 wants $100 for one or two times. Beer is $2.50 and shit rooms are $70 and up if u are lucky. Go to Camelot Bar and get the same girl for $20, they have a basement rooms quick fuck for less.
Blue Martin girls are told to be expensive and I asked one of the girls (she was 3) that why her price was the same as 10th? She said there are some stupid enough gringos here willing to pay me $100 and she also said that you guys are paying us that much and we love it. There are a lots of girls around Grand hotel after 12:00 midnight, from 3- 10 but be very careful. One of the local American told me that since Americans have discovered the Costa Rican's pussy from inter-net, not only cost of pussy gone-up but cost of Booz went up too. He said please don't fuck-up our way of living here. There are a lots of girls who are willing to fuck free specially in cities like Ajaco Beach , Puntareenes, or AlaJula. Please go there have fun but do not fuck local American's Cost of Living and SEX.
~~Good Luck- do not stay at Blue Martin.. Just go there to pick-up--- but do not pay more that $50 to a 8 or 9... 3-7 pay $40 believe me use your head do not let your cock to think for you because he wants to fuck only. All 8-9 girls willing to go even $40 after 2:AM--please use people's experience here and make sure you are going to fuck and are not goin to get fucked (financially)..LOL. ~~ (Review # 2862)
- San Jose Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Nov 14 2000 Submitted by: lostinsanjose
Watch your luggage at the Hotel Del Rey, they (the hotel) will steal it. (Review # 2723)
- san jose Travel Report Dated Added: Sun Nov 05 2000 Submitted by: anon
Please bear in mind that although the Hotel Del Rey is probably the best selection of women, the hotel is famous for stealing your luggage and acting ignorant later. DO NOT leave your luggage unattended ever in the lobby or you will lose it. (Review # 2669)
- San Jose Travel Report Dated Added: Wed Oct 11 2000 Submitted by: Anon
The best girls are at Hotel Del Rey but unfortunately you may be ripped off by hotel and other disadvantage is that the girls are expensive. But, I love the game of bargaining. An Alternative; go and pick up your girl after like at 1 am and take her to the hotels near that hotel with the rates $25 per night. Again, negotiate... (Review # 2534)
- San Jose Travel Report Dated Added: Wed Oct 11 2000 Submitted by: Sinner
(This trip report picks up from my previous posting in August on Redsnake.com about going beyond the Blue Marlin and Gringo Gulch. That report is still available in the San Jose board, under "Get Off The Gringo Trail." Read this report only if you promise to treat the ladies nicely, but at the same time don't ruin it for my next visit by bidding up the prices. Being nice isn't just about dollars and cents!)
Columbus Day weekend in San Jose. My fourth visit. Woowee!! A blitz visit but some incredible highlights. Am I slowing down in my advanced age? Was there for about three days/nights, and had only four encounters. Rosillo, Rosillo, Rosillo!
The flight into San Jose went OK, got in around 9 PM. Taxi into town, checked in to the Presidente and got a room on the 6th floor (right next door to the room I had in January). Turns out I never had any visitors, but that's getting ahead of my story.
So, checked in around 10:00. Out the door in record time and in a taxi to Molino Rojo. Hung around for a couple of hours, watched a couple of the girls dance, including the bosomy blonde I had noticed from my August trip but didn't try. She seemed a bit coarse, so I lost interest. Saw some familiar faces, some new ones. Tried one of the new ones, a Caribbean honey named Yakira from the Limon area. Her hair was in elaborate cornrows, she had an attractive face with pretty eyes, mocha complexion, huge natural breasts with very little sag, but a thicker waist to go with the natural rack, and nicely trimmed pubes. I took my time playing with her tits, sucking on her nipples and massaging those luscious globes. She started with a CBJ. I tasted her clit but didn't linger since she didn't smell too fresh. Started in missionary with me on top, then finished in doggie with me fondling her awesome tits and fingering her clit and very slick labia. Even though she was physically aroused, she kept looking up at the ceiling, detached, but since it was my first encounter this time around I didn't care. Cost was 4500 for half an hour.
October 7, hit the jackpot at Club 747. Went in the late morning and waited for a bit. Saw a beautiful blonde with a great body sitting there. Caught my attention with her beautiful smile full of gleaming white teeth and also by the lollipop she was sucking. (Later, after having spent some time at BM, I have to say that the women at 747 compare favorably.) Before I could explore the possibilities of the blonde further, beautiful Alexandra from my August visit arrived and I went for the tried and true. Brunette Alexandra was still a great experience, but she seemed to be a little off her game, more finicky than I remembered. We started off with a great BBJJ after she had rubbed me off with body wash. It was nice and long, with lots of tongue. She straddled me and rubbed my uncovered cock along the outside of her pussy in more teasing foreplay. Then it was my turn to taste her. I started on her nice tits, giving lots of attention to her nipples, then moved down to her sweet pussy. Sucked and licked her clit and the puffy folds and also penetrated her with my fingers. We moved on to missionary with me on top. She wasn't comfortable and had me shift position a couple of times, and we finished in doggie. About being finicky, she wanted me to hold her waist rather than do what I wanted to do which was to massage and spread her gorgeous ass cheeks. The overall experience was still a cut above the rest, as she made excellent sound effects and talked dirty to me in Spanish. It's a turn on to have a Latina hottie scream "Ay, papi!" However, given the chemistry this time, I declined to try to ask her to come to my room. Cost was 3500 for half an hour.
That afternoon, my curiosity about the blonde I saw - along with my energy level - continued to grow. Shit! At under $12 a pop, I could run through 747's entire stable if I had the time and still wouldn't even reach the cost of a decent Stateside experience. So I went back around 3:30 and hit the jackpot with who is now my new ATF, Rosillo. Rosillo (or "Rosie") came out from the back and sat right next to Alexandra who I had just fucked that morning. Busted! Tourists going on a binge like me must be rare since most of the clientele are locals and can afford to space their visits better. Anyway, there was much chatter amongst the girls, some calling me "el caliente" and joking about my coming again ("otra vez!").
Rosillo is a 9.5 in my book, the only "flaw" being that she had maybe A or B cups only. Blonde, gorgeous face, sparkling teeth and smile, nice tan with thong tan line, smooth hard body with no sags or stretching, smelled great. (If she hadn't told me that she had a kid, I wouldn't have believed it). She was dressed in bra and thong panties showing off her great ass, topped by a semi-transparent lace mini-dress. She was hotter than 95 percent of all the dancers I've ever seen in any US clubs and would outclass any BM lady I've seen. At the risk of losing her to a more up-market clientele, I wondered why she was working at 747 when she could be raking it in elsewhere. Later, I found out that she lives a good hour and a half away, which might make working evenings difficult for her.
Anyway, apart from being drop-dead gorgeous, Rosillo was an expert in blow jobs and gave me far and away the best BBJJ I've ever had. We started the session with a modified wall dance with us standing and her grinding her butt against my crotch. When we got our clothes off, she started giving me head. Wow!! Started by licking and sucking my balls, licked all around, used lots of wet and sloppy tongue action. The way she was licking my dick like it was that lollipop I saw her working on earlier that day, it was clear she enjoys it. She went on for easily ten minutes or more, and I had to pull her off my shaft a couple of times and direct her to my balls in order to avoid an early end to the session. Finally, she put a condom on me and rode me CG. We started off slowly then rocked harder and harder, as I massaged her soft butt cheeks. Rosillo's BBJJ made the trip all by itself. Made a date to meet me at the Presidente Monday morning, more on that later. Cost was 3500 for half an hour. You must be fucking kidding!!
Saturday night, I went to the Mall San Pedro, a mall located not far from Gringo Gulch and easily accessible by cab or even bus. The mall, like Avenida Central, was hottie central. As I have noted before, you can't judge whether a Tica is a working girl or not just based on her clothing. Even "civilians" like to show off their bodies with skimpy tops and tight blue jeans or spandex tights. Mall San Pedro also has a great disco, Planet Mall, for those who want to bring their ladies to a "legit" public place to party or to try to meet non-pro Ticas.
Sundays are pretty dead in central San Jose with the exception of the Blue Marlin. Went around 9:00 p.m. and hung around for a couple of hours, checking out the scene and flirting with some of the girls. There was a mix of girls, only a handful of knockouts, including two who came in together and could have even been sisters, both fairly young and extremely bosomy with cleavage showing from their tops with sweetheart cutouts, and pretty faces with full lips. If there were any suspected silicone enhancements that night, these two would have been my guess. Was enjoyable, but was never seriously tempted since a "bargain" with any of the BM girls would have easily covered four trips to 747.
Monday, October 09, 2000, started off poorly. Rosillo stood me up. She later said she had to take her kid to the pediatrician and apologized. Maybe I should stop thinking they'll actually show up. I don't know, if they come to my room, they don't need to split the take with the house. But maybe they just feel more comfortable and safer working in familiar locations, or maybe since so many of them live way out of town it's just hard to do something unscheduled. I won't give up, but I'll just take any promises with a grain of salt. Anyway, undeterred, I went over to 747 to see if Rosillo had shown up "at the office". Alexandra and two other ladies sitting in the lobby recognized me right off (even though I hadn't had any dealings with the other two girls on Saturday.) They immediately laughed and yelled towards the back, "Rosie, Rosie, come on out." And she did.
Fucking hot experience. I decided to pay for a full hour on the promise that I would get the full hour, and not just the one pop. A wise decision! Turned out to be a GFE - if your girlfriend is a hot chick who really likes sex and knows how to work it. We did just about everything, except for actually fuck! I spent so much time and energy getting her off that I wasn't up for the task a second time within the hour. Ironic. But I didn't miss that too much since the session was about the hottest I've ever had. We started off fully clothed, with me feeling her up through her panties and then pulling them aside. Lots of kissing all over each other's bodies. She gave me great head once again, really sloppy and wet with incredible tongue action and the occasional deep throat. I played with her tits and sucked on her nipples for what felt like hours. While I was doing that, I moved one hand down to play with her pussy, diddling her clit and then finger-fucking her. For the first time, I experienced a woman getting so wet that my fingers made that sloshy-squeaky sound as I moved them in and out. The way she pushed her mons against my hand, I have to think she really came.
After she brought me off with her mouth (couldn't hold off watching that gorgeous face and blonde hair bobbing up and down on my member), I returned the favor some more by going down on her. I think I made her come again as I sucked and licked her sweet pussy as she pushed it against my face and with me also finger fucking her and trying to find her G-spot. I definitely got a messy face-full of sweet pussy juices. One of the other things that was great about Rosillo was she was a great vocalizer and her moans and screams really made it even hotter. (The walls of the rooms at 747 don't reach all the way to the top - for improved ventilation?-so all of our neighbors could hear us going at it, including the slurping sounds we made as we worked on each other!) After I made her come the second time, she tried to bring me back to life but I unfortunately just wasn't able to come back in such a short time. Maybe I was affected by the muggy room too since we had knocked the plug for the electric fan out of the socket sometime during the session. So we spent the last ten minutes or so of the hour with her body draped against mine in a tight embrace and lots of mutual fondling and talking. Strange what conversations we had. We wound up talking about religion. Imagine, having a conversation about religion in Spanish with a naked chica. Somewhere, my Spanish teachers (mostly middle-aged ladies) are either applauding or mortified. Cost for an hour of wild, knockdown sex was 7000. No fucking way!! There's probably that much in change stuck in the cushions of my couch at home!
I toyed with the possibility of going back for one more round with Rosillo after lunch, but it would have been just too tight on time to really enjoy it. I had checked out about 1:40, and after having a leisurely lunch at Soda Billy, where I sat at one of the window booths all the better to catch the floor show of hotties strolling up and down Avenida Central, I wouldn't have been able to go to 747 without being preoccupied about being able to get back in time for my pickup for the airport. So I just hung around Avenida Central until it was time to go. Damn, just some jaw-dropping women in San Jose.
So the moral of the story is to learn some Spanish, be patient, and wait for that chance to hit the mother lode. (Review # 2530)
- Travel Report Dated Added: Mon Sep 25 2000 Submitted by:
All of my luggage was stolen from right underneath my nose at the Hotel Del Rey. I have read many similar reports. The Management and owners are crooks and run a fencing business out of the Hotel selling everything they steal. Ruined my vacation. The motto they have at that hotel is ~~"if it's not nailed down it's ours, and if we can get it up it wasn't nailed down good enough". It's a fucking shame cuz it could be a great place. Beware!!!~~ (Review # 2449)
- San Jose Travel Report Dated Added: Wed Nov 22 2000 Submitted by: softbob
I visited San Jose, Costa Rica and your reviews were helpful in locating good pussy. Thank-you.~~ I want to point out though that some of your reviews are very misleading. I had the impression that all the bars mentioned were full of girls all day and this is not true. The girls in most bars like CAMELOT, KEY LARGO, HAPPY DAYS, NASHVILLE etc are there only after dark when a tourist needs to be careful. The strip clubs like OLYMPUS and JOSEPHINES too have no action till 8:00 P.M. The BIKINI CLUB was closed.
The safest place to pick up girls day or night is at the BLUE MARLIN. All the girls want $100 for two hours but in reality once you "come" they want to leave. Also if your hotel does not allow overnight visitors the Del Rey Hotel room costs $45.What you need to know is that round the corner from the Del Rey is the ASIA hotel where rooms are only $8 to $10. Some girls may tell you this, most will not.
I took a slim Nicaraguan girl called Mary-belle to the ASIA hotel for $80/hour. She was so sweet and loving that I gave her $100 anyway and the hour was pure pleasure. Another girl I took there was Rachel. She is a little Costa Rican hustler but very pleasant and goes to college and speaks more English then most. She made me buy her lunch first but once we got our clothes off she was dynamite and gave me the ride of my life in 3 different positions.
The Del Rey/Blue Marlin did not at all come across as a rip-off tough bar. In fact the girls do not hustle you and the bartenders are friendly. You can just sit and have a few beers and many of the girls will talk to you if you treat them like ladies. I just wish I knew basic Spanish!!
The best fuck for your money is a "massage" at the ARTE SAUNA. The girls are as good looking as any where else, and as loving. It is $40 for an hour that in reality is 30 to 45 min. - depends on how horny you are and how soon you come. The 3 girls I went with there all had different personalities and sizes and shapes, so I had 3 distinct experiences. It is fun to go there and cheap at the price.
The KRISSES massage parlour wanted $60 /hour and the girls were all over 30 and tough looking. I am glad I did not stay. I did not try the escort services but saw some girls at the various beaches. I was struck by how plain they were and easy to spot as pros.
In summary be safe and do not wander on dark roads after 6:00 P.M. Be generous and kind to the girl you pick and she will give you the time of your life.~~ (Review # 2267)
- san jose Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Aug 30 2000 Submitted by: talltico
Ok, just got back from Costa Rica. Forget the Key Largo, bad looking and bad attitudes. Spent a few nights at the Del Rey. First night had a cute girl for 50 who was a fast worker and rushed me all the way. She tried to get me the whole week, but I blew her off. Had another a few nights later. My type, tattoos, piercing and shaved. The sex was great!!!! I gave her 60. Last night in town, I ran into one of the 2 best there, tall with long blonde hair. I gave her 70 and was worth more. She's a great girl and hot as all hell. It helps to know Spanish though, I am half tico so no problem Also there's a cheap hotel around the block, only 7 bucks for the room. Stay away from all streetwalkers and the plaza Morazan! Also, the central disco in Jaco has plenty of for rent girlfriends, bout 50 to 80 in price. Puravida and have fun!!! (Review # 2262)
- san jose Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Aug 30 2000 Submitted by: oskar
I was in San Jose a week ago and as I have read the reviews about her I think I should tell you about my experience.~~I went to del rey around midnight and it was full of people and some lovely girls. I talked to a very nice girl for some time and she wanted 100 US $ for an hour. I did not want to spend 100 so we talked and I gave her a couple of drinks. It was fun but I wanted something more. I choose another black girl, as black girls are my favorites. She wanted 60 and the taxi back from my hotel. She was nice and we had a good 45 minutes of fucking and sucking. The only thing I did not like was that she said she just had a baby and her tits were very sensitive so I could not touch them very much. But it was ok. I certainly would not mind go back there.~~ (Review # 2260)
- San Jose Travel Report Dated Added: Fri Jul 28 2000 Submitted by: Casey
I had a few days in San Jose and went out to do research. As a note, I do speak Spanish so that I can communicate with the locals more easily.
I got a cab near centro and told him that I wanted to go to a club where the ticos go, not the foreigners. The S.O.B. took me to Hollywood- which was not what I asked for, but I figured I would look. Typical girlie bar, stage with poles, strobes, music at aircraft volume. What surprised me was that the girls were not great dancers or lookers as a group. I had my three drinks minimum (about $15) and left.
It was still early so I got another taxi, and explained the situation. The driver laughed and told me that the driver just wanted the commission from the bar and the Tico bars don't pay commission. He took me to the bar that he prefers. Le Grillon, 25 metros al sur del Antiguo Registro Civil.
Cost about $5 to get in and a beer was included. Small place, about a dozen girls working on a Tuesday. As a group, I thought that they were better looking than at Hollywood, and friendlier. Actually, a couple of the girls were knockouts.
The stage is not much bigger than a couple tables and the show was without strobes and spotlights. It was a bit raunchier and less choreographed than the big clubs. The volume of the music was also low enough that I could have a conversation with the girls. The girls were friendly and if you buy them a drink (about $6), they are very friendly.
You can go upstairs for about $40 including the room, including the room- which is pretty bad. If you want better a "Motel" is about $20 and the girl will negotiate. The girls use condoms and they were clean.
Le Grillon was one of the best bars that I have visited anywhere in the world and highly recommend it if you can speak enough Spanish to get around. (Review # 2040)
- San Jose Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Jul 03 2000 Submitted by: Limpdick
Yes San Jose is Pussy Paradise. I Arrived late and went to the hotel listed on WSG, the Bella Vista. Definitely not upscale but clean and the price is right. They don't charge for girls and they have a great breakfast. I went straight to the Del Rey being way too horny and immediately hooked up with Rachel and another tica. Neither was all that great, I was just horny and took them both back to my hotel. Not a very good fuck and I got ripped off. Oh well live and learn.
The next day I was off to Quepos which I enjoyed. No luck with the girls until I was flying back on the Sansa flight and sat down next to a 19 year old beauty who agreed to come with me to my hotel. Delightful and $100 poorer but very happy.
I checked out the Camelot but did not leave the cab. It looked to seedy for me. From other reports I guess I should have gone in and been adventurous. It is true that when you go to the Gran Hotel Costa Rica and sit at a table you will see the Tica's gringo hunting. I tried one, Marcella who was inexpensive ($30)and had a great time back at my hotel. She gave me a very nice massage, followed by a wonderful bj without condom and her pussy was just as tight as a 20 year old. She was 37 years old. The Green Door I checked out but it was 11:00 AM. They were open but the guy said the girls come at 3:00PM. By the way the door is now painted blue. My last night I stayed at one of the nice hotels and the bellman was very ready to send a massage girl. She did a great job but would only give a hand job. I liked her so much I called her back later for another one. Personally I can't wait for another trip to San Jose. (Review # 1849)
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