- San Jose/ Jaco Beach Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Mar 06 2007 Submitted by: Anon
Hotel Delrey is the place for top quality in looks the Columbians are really magazine quality and few ticas. If you do get one make sure you lock any thing you don’t want stolen (cameras, Ipods, money etc.) they will take it, if its easy to get to even if its buried in the luggage they’re slick and know how to get it so never leave your eyes off of them.
It’s a wild experience when you get two especially when you get one Columbian and one tica there not to crazy about each other and make go down on you the same time and on each other. What a pisser done it in Jaco beach what a blast but again keep your eyes open they will try to look for things to lift out of your room, electronics is the main objectives. And cash well happy worth. (Review # 17658)
- Puntarenas Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Mar 04 2007 Submitted by: Rey del Puerto
Hello fellow pussy fuckers I am a 30 years old blonde/blue eyed gringo who had lived here for 10 years. I have fucked and sucked more Tica cunt than I can remember. Sometimes I go to the Del Rey to watch some of you dumb asses fall in love with those bitches. Holding their hand like you are taking them home to your mom’s house for dinner.
These girls are whores guys wake up and smell the coffee. They all lie, manipulate and will steal your shit at any opportunity. This whole country is filled with thieves. If stealing shit was an Olympic sport, these assholes would win the gold medal every year.
Come down here to Punta Renas and go to La Fortuna or Bar Miramar. El Hamburgo is ok too. If you are some big-shot who thinks he is Brad Pitt or something, then stay home. Otherwise, you can get cheap pussy down here without a bunch of naive gringos looking like a bunch of idiots.
Esparza on your way down here has a good whore house too. More bang for your buck. I got a black book with girl’s who will suck your cock all night. One of these times I will put in my cell number and you can call me for a "tour" I know every trick in the book down here. I speak great Spanish and can find you a nice time. Stay tuned pussy hounds and quit acting like a bunch of stupid asses in the Del Rey. You give guys like me a bad name. (Review # 17636)
- Jaco Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Apr 29 2005 Submitted by: Sky
Well, I finally made it to Jaco and the Beatle Bar ... and it's all up to date as far as I can see. There were over 150 cute girls available last Saturday night, mostly 7's to 9's, with an occasional 7- and 9+ in the mix. I spoke with a couple of them who wanted $100 for an hour, which seems to be the prevailing rate around there. My escort, a cute Tica I brought with me from the Del Rey, told me that I could probably negotiate them down to about $70 or $80, but I was a little tired that evening so we just went back to our room for some horizontal mambo and called it an evening. Still, if you're going to Jaco, the Beatle Bar is definitely the hot spot for finding willing ladies. (Review # 11361)
- Jaco Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Jun 13 2001 Submitted by: anon
Just returned from a week trip to Jaco area and need to advise all to beware of a guy at Pancho Villa's. His name is Johnny and he is a real scumbag. He will try to keep your change after ordering beers and will switch girls on you that he is delivering to your hotel. The club charges $300 for 8 hours, but the ticas will try to bail on you to "go back to the club to practice new dances" right after you do your thing, if you get the whambamtype. There are a couple of hot ones that treated me like a boyfriend whom I still miss. So have fun and again, beware of Johnny. That fool is the biggest scam artist I've ever had the displeasure to meet. Pura Vida. ~~ (Review # 3744)
- Puntarenas Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Feb 11 2000 Submitted by: Tim
I second the earlier advice,, Check in at the Bar, "Papi's". The is an American guy who has lived there several years. He knows what and where it is. Have a beer and chat. (Review # 1549)
- Puntarenas Travel Report Dated Added: Sat May 15 1999 Submitted by: norm
Don't bother to stay in San Jose and pay the heavy tourist prices. Take the Scania bus to Puntarenas and utilize the ""candy cane lane"" girls. All girls get the same weekly check up that work the bars and the prices are cheap. For the local gringo report on what, who and where to do it check out Papi's bar located on the Ave. of the touristas. Ask any gringo where it is (Review # 510)
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