Cuba is still one of the easiest places to get women, whether you want a pro for a quickie, or better yet a girlfriend who is so sweet you seriously think about marrying her.
- Havana/Santiago Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Apr 09 2008 Submitted by: Anon
I strongly suspect the last two reports before mine were written by some anti Castro fanatics hoping to hurt the tourist business.
Havana is the only place in Cuba where the cops make any serious effort to stop the pros, and I do mean serious. The Malecon, La Rampa, and other very public places have long been closely watched so don't waste your time. Instead simply walk the side streets where it's fairly easy to find them. But be careful, it's far more dangerous for her (a one year sentence or more.)
Much better is to hit the smaller cities like Santiago. The strip between the two main plazas and the cathedral is still the best place. Anytime after eight at night women will be standing in line for any yuma (foreigner) they see. I've had it happen plenty of times where several will hit on me even while I already have a woman with me.
From my experience it's far better to find a girlfriend than look for a pro. Pros are often jaded, and that's not fun. In between are the jineteras. This means they are looking for foreign men to marry to get them out there, but will settle for money of that's all they can get. But even for the pros, it's not all all unusual to find yourself with a woman or girl who will turn out to be hooking for their very first time, and be very shy and timid and worried. (Review # 23030)
- Santiago De Cuba Travel Report Dated Added: Thu Nov 22 2007 Submitted by: Anon
Hello Gentleman, Just a warning. I traveled to Santiago and before I could check in with immigration, I was approached by a Cuban immigration officer and asked for my passport, he left me standing there for about one hour, when he returned, he told me I would have to fly to Havana and meet with the ministry of the interior, who had some questions for me. This would have been my 7th time to Cuba. I was escorted and flown to Havana, that evening and turned over to the ministry, who itemized all my belongings and then put me in a cell with 6 other men from various countries, I myself am Canadian. After two days of being held they put me on a plane and sent me back to Canada. (Review # 22013)
I was never questioned or told what the problem was, they did take my mug shot and finger prints at no time did I feel in danger. The other men in the prison all seemed to have legit problems, ie; fake visas, passport or problems with drugs but none where American or Canadian.
When I returned to Canadian I was furious, I contacted everyone, the Cuban consulate, the embassy and even a local politician to find out what happened, it is now over 7 months and I am still waiting on an answer, I have been told absolutely nothing. They never charged or arrested me at all and where actually very nice to me. I just wanted to let everyone know to be careful when traveling to Cuba. There are plenty of nicer ladies in other countries with less hassle. Hope this helps someone.
- Havana Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Apr 04 2007 Submitted by: Archimedes
I have just spent 6 weeks in Cuba and I must say that sex in Cuba is no longer what it used to be. Gone are the days when you could pick up a nice negrita or mulatta and spend the night with her in your casa particular. (Review # 18127)
The socialist government stopped it years ago. Nowadays casa owners are not allowed to accept a chica in their house, and they are strictly controlled about that. So, if you want to have sex with a chica, you wander along the streets of Havana preferably the Malecon, and wait for a girl to contact you. She will take you to an illegal flat, where you are given a (mostly) clean) room for 20 dollars for one hour. The girl will then ask for something between 20 and 40 dollars, depending on her looks and your bargaining skill. Then the action proper begins, mostly without any preliminary kissing etc., Cuban girls are not accustomed to oral sex, fellatio etc. and their favorite position is the missionary position, the only one they know from their macho boy-friends.
After a few minutes she will come, a little later she will have her second orgasm. If you have not had yours by now, you won’t probably get it, because she will say it hurts and she must do the shopping anyway. Then she will go to the bathroom and resurface after a while, fully dressed. Your might meet a more co-operative girl, if you are lucky.
Outside Havana there are very few prostitutes to choose from. The procedure is the same as in Havana. The beach resorts such as Varadero are only for foreign tourists and absolutely chica-free. Of course there is another way of doing it. If you are good-looking and speak enough Spanish, you can meet a girl at a disco and after a period of courting she might agree to have sex with you. That can be very nice, but then you will be expected to marry her. So if you don’t mind sleeping alone, Cuba is the right holiday destination for you. Enjoy the sunshine, the beaches, rum and cigars. To the others I suggest going to Thailand, where things are easier and much cheaper.
- Holguin Travel Report Dated Added: Sun Feb 25 2007 Submitted by: YYZ
I spent one week in Holguin in late January 2007. Stayed in a Casa particular but didn't ever bring a girl back to it, I used other locations for my liaisons. Since my Spanish is basic and limited I started out my mongering very slowly, with poor results. I decided to enlist some help, so I hired a local bici-taxi driver to help me find chicas. I told him what kind of girls I like, slim, white non-pros, girl next door type. (Review # 17526)
He decided to bring me three girls at once all pro's and I politely told them no. I explained as best I could, no pros! It never happened again. We were sitting in the park making small talk when I saw a cute 18 yr old walking by, I motioned to him that she was what I was looking for, so he headed over to her and within a couple of minutes she was with us, we made plans to find a place and spend some quality time together. She was hot a 9! Perfect tits firm body, hot tight wet pussy and perfect attitude.
She was shy at first but then warmed up quickly. This scenario played out a few more times over my 7 day trip. My driver introducing me to girls I saw and liked, he even brought girls to me he thought I'd like (I did) and was banging two chicas a day on more than one occasion. So for me the hiring of a guide proved the best investment, I'd give him $5-10 CUC per day and he'd give me and my girls a ride to and from our session locations.
The girls were wary of the police and we had to be very discreet but this was only a minor inconvenience. While in Holguin I met a Cuban guy from Santiago de Cuba who spoke English well and gave me his contact info, he assured me a satisfying trip would be no problem in Santiago, he can set me up with chicas, rooms etc. Hopefully I'll be heading back in April to do Santiago!
- Matanzas Street Action Dated Added: Fri Feb 02 2007 Submitted by: Anon
Just came back from Matanzas City Cuba, Jan-12-2007 to jan-19-2007, rented a house near central and then took my camera and I started walking around, many sexy girls but they wouldn't talk to any one, they are hard to get. the first girl I spoke to if she wanted to go for a drink she said no. (Review # 17280)
So I let her go I keep walking around lots sexy hot girls I kept trying and then I asked this other girl if she wanted to have drink and hangout later on she said no thanks I'm shopping now I let her go too, I keep asking these girls if they wanted a drink or anything they keep saying no! I couldn't understand what was going on.
I also saw these guys driving a new Audi but No girls just standing there, girls wouldn't even look at them. there are no cops or anything like that in the area just couldn't understand why these girls were so mad for some reason I tried smiling with some of them but nothing' tried to take pictures of them they would get so mad at me and turn there faces away maybe I went to he wrong place, maybe I should try a different city in Cuba or maybe forget Cuba all together
- Havana Travel Report Dated Added: Sun Oct 08 2006 Submitted by: Anon
Just got back from Havana, Cuban women are among the most lovely in the world. And there almost all in play it's nice to see an amazing looking girl and know that chances are. She could be yours for a pretty reasonable price. The Vedado and El Centro are heavily populated with Cops. Be careful, for the girls sake. For you the worst that's going to happen is you'll be told to keep moving. For her, she could get 3 years. Always have her meet you somewhere, do not leave together. She will be the one who suffers.
There are plenty of 7-8's for the taking for $30-$40 for a few hours. For the 9's and occasional 10's, you'll need a few more bucks. Most I gave $40. One I gave $100 to for the night, and if you saw her, you would understand.
Havana is still very much alive and by far the best deal in the Western Hemisphere. Havana is the safest city in the world, and everythings cheap.
Havana do it!!! (Review # 15868)
- Santiago De Cuba Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Feb 15 2005 Submitted by: Sticks 2/14/05
I travel to 6 different Caribbean Islands for business and I am out about 22 weeks a year. I had run a search in yahoo for Cuban jinteras, which led me to this incredible website. After spending an hour reading reviews I was convinced I not only needed to get to Cuba - but I had to do it or I'd be a disgrace to my gender.
Last week I went to the Turks & Caicos for business and suddenly had 2 extra days, I noticed the local airline had 'day trips' to Santiago de Cuba - Bingo! Lucky for me they had 2 daytrips a week, one on Tuesday and one on Thursday - I skipped the guided tour and decided to catch the Thursday flight back. I had booked a 'casa particulars' on line for 15 bucks a night and the family was really nice. EVERYONE speaks Spanish so communicating was tough with any locals. I decided to walk immediately to the 'park de cespedes' as described here just to -'feel things out.
I had barely sat down when 3 beautiful women began motioning me over to where they were sitting. I hurriedly brushed off a local drifter who had been shadowing my every move by giving him a buck to 'leave me alone', then waved the most attractive chick over to my location. She came right over and was equally as excited as I was - but spoke no English. After a 10-minute frustrating babble session she blew me a kiss and slowly walked away. Suddenly this drifter - who spoke Spanish AND English began to look a little more valuable to me so I began to hunt him down when another young local guy who spoke English walked right up and began talking to me in a very cool way.
He was my man - so within 10 minutes he was 'my true friend' and actually did refuse money I attempted to give him initially. We caught a taxi out to his house where he could 'find me a nice local girl'. This was it for me since the professionals just didn't quite do it for me as much. He asked what I preferred, black, white, mulatto, like I was ordering dinner or something...I told him she simply had to be beautiful, tight body and great attitude. He said' give me 10 minutes my friend', and left me in this very sad, broken down house with his wife and son...living conditions are sick here.
He was back in maybe 15 minutes and the girl seemed shy, sort of hid outside my view, he motioned for her to come around and see me and when she did - a huge smile came across her face. She told Raine - my man - I was beautiful and she was so relieved. Raine told me she had never before done this sort of thing but that her father had kissed her goodbye, telling Raine, 'you take care of my baby'.
Wow! Again, she spoke NO English and communicating was the most difficult thing I had ever done. The dictionary only made things more confusing. Raine stayed around only long enough to help us communicate and then told her I was taking her to my room.(He tried to get me to get another room but I refused thinking mine would do fine). I took her to my casa and was slightly embarrassed when I walked in and the entire family had gathered to welcome me to their home. I quickly told them as best I could that I had gotten lost and this wonderful girl (Carmen was 19) had helped me find my way back. The daughter of this family was a fine young girl herself and I would have gladly done her too but...I walked into my room and Carmen sat with the family, after a minute, I went out and motioned her to my room.
The lady of the home made Carmen give her the ID they all carry - I think for my protection. Anyway, a most enjoyable 2-hour romp with a sexy, tight and beautiful 19 year old...and I only arrived 6 hours ago.
The next day I had a romp with another sexy 21 year old but really wanted to do Carmen again...she was HOT! I wanted to really rip this young thing and the first time is just...well, the first time - conservative. I told Raine and that night (my last in Cuba, Raine brought her to meet me, we all 3 went drinking on me, caught a nice buzz and Raine tells me right there in front of Carmen ' tonight my friend she will not leave you. I will pick her up in the morning. Wow. Karma is a good man. Carmen would not let me sleep. She insisted on giving me repeated head until I was hard enough to go again and with her Hoover like mouth - this didn't take long. After 3 blows I fell asleep.
The next day we ate breakfast at my casa and I walked her to the taxi. Funny thing. Both times I had Carmen, money was never even talked about. Even Raine never said anything about cost. I put 20 bucks in her jeans pocket both times, as she was about to board a taxi and she smiled and waved goodbye. I know I didn't have to pay her but I wanted to help both her and Raine out - they had made my trip incredible. I spent total 76 dollars on Carmen and Raine - that's drinks, taxi's and the money shoved in her pocket. Another 20 on the other 21-year-old and I had just had 2 teenagers for less than I spend on an average date - with no guarantee of even liplocking. American women have some work to do as far as I am concerned. I am taking Spanish lessons now, sending care packages to Raine - once - and trying to desperately plan another Cuban adventure. This was truly a life changing experience. Viva Cuba! (Review # 10999)
- Cuba Travel Report Dated Added: Tue Jan 25 2005 Submitted by: person
Seems that some new info is needed on Cuba. Was just there for a few weeks in December '04. Most important: you absolutely must learn some Spanish before you go, especially if you hope for the girlfriend experience, otherwise its gonna be slam bam quick and more $$$ than it needs to be. US dollars arent very useful anymore, they will take them, but its better value for pesos convertibles.
Girls are condom smart, meaning they insist on them. 2 girls wouldnt give head at all, one did bareback.
HAVANA: a lot of street action on Malecon (street by water). Got a sweet mullato, negotiated down for $25. She brought me to her family home nearby, she went in first to send her mom into another bedroom. Didnt need to pay for room. Ok, but she rushed it, politely. Also lots of girls hanging around the open air bars along Malecon. They will aproach you and ask for way too much, like 50 bucks for them and 20 for a room. Hold tight, be friendly but keep strong, they will come around to the generally accepted $25 soon enough. I paid 20 for the room but without any Spanish I think it could have been lower. Girl surely gets a cut of the room, I think.
The big music places like Casa de la musica have the so called higher end girls. One asked for $100. I laughed at her and went and got an equally cute one on the Malecon for 25. Picked up another in Chinatown, cute, sweet and spoke some English. Again $25. Dont get ripped off and dont jack up the price for everyone like the Italians do.
Next city i went to: CIENFEUGOS...great place to find chicks. Tons of girls, not so many westerners to compete with. Much better. Just go to an outside bar at night near their Malecon (street by water). Many many girls on weekends. Some guest houses wont let you bring girls in though. Police less present than big touristed cities.
Next city: TRINIDAD, beautiful and touristy. Few girls at a disco, named Case de la musica also, beyond back of the steps in city center where the free concerts are. Police are watching heavily in the more touristy places, so its tougher.
Next city: CAMAGUEY... Great for girls like Cienfeugos. Because not many tourists, lots of chicks, not so many police watching you.
Next i went to: SANTIAGO de CUBA...hated this nasty big city of pollution. Worst hustlers.
Next BARACOA: Small town at end of Cuba. Quaint, charming but not much on lady luck. Police no fun. Low number of girls as well.
Hope this helps!!! (Review # 10888)
- Havana Travel Report Dated Added: Tue Jan 18 2005 Submitted by:
You can meet girls anywhere on the street mostly in the daytime. If you have rented a private apartment take them there or better still give them your address and telephone number. They will call you or show up right away. Don´t take girls that ask you, because they are professionals, always make the first step, you will be surprised how friendly they react. You surely need to speak some Spanish. Never use a pimp, because they cause trouble and don´t know their business. The best way to avoid potential pimps is not to speak with any men you don´t know.
(Review # 10864)
- Guantanamo Bay Military Base Other Dated Added: Tue Dec 28 2004 Submitted by: Helping The Hobbyist Community
Information current as of early December, 2004.
An Australian terror suspect claims he was offered the services of a prostitute by the U.S. military if he agreed to spy on other detainees held at the Guantanamo Bay base in Cuba. David Hicks, a 29-year-old convert to Islam, said he was also beaten while blindfolded and handcuffed, threatened with weapons and had his head rammed into asphalt. "Interrogators once offered me the services of a prostitute for 15 minutes if I would spy on other detainees. I refused," Hicks said in the affidavit, which is dated Aug. 5 and witnessed by his U.S. military lawyer Major Michael Mori. Why am I sharing this? Because I just popped the cherry on GUANTANAMO BAY MILITARY BASE with this first ever World Sex Guide Posting. Wooo hoo. Come on, we need "a few good men" to report on this SEVERELY undercovered area!
(Review # 10689)
- Holguin Street Action Dated Added: Sat Apr 03 2004 Submitted by: Thanksfidel
Here goes. I was in Cuba for Christmas. My first advice is stay away from Havana. The city is a rip off. If a lot of miles turn you on you can always rent a '57 Chevy in Havana.
Fly over to Holguin. The 1.5 hour flight will cost you $120 round trip but the amount you save overall is 5 times that in Havana.
Holguin is known by locals as the place for the prettiest and nicest women in Cuba. There is always a fashion show going on in one of the city square art shops. If you like light skinned /eyed women then this is the place. The city square is where the action is. Just head down around 9:00 PM. There will be a lot of girls sitting on the benches. They will usually smile as you walk by. The women are not as corrupted as the ones in Havana. Discretion is very important. Most everybody seems to know one another in this town. Most respectable "casa particulars" in the city will not allow "street guests". You can easily rent a room for $8 - $10. Company will run you from $15 - $25 for a couple of hours.
I met a brunette and a blonde there during this last trip. They took me to the local club which cost $10 for drinks and entrance for 4. Take some purses and perfume as gifts. After all we are all ambassadors of the United States when we travel. Enjoy. (Review # 8780)
- Travel Report Dated Added: Thu Jul 31 2003 Submitted by: Riccardo
I have been in Cuba eight times so far (5 different locations), and consider myself somebody who knows about the Island. I am not going to write here how to find sex - sex will find you; all you have to do is select your options carefully, so that you don't get too tired half the way through your vacation as opportunities will keep knocking.
The nicest thing about Cuban girls is that they love sex and it is as natural to them as eating or breathing. Unfortunatelly, over the years (my first time in Cuba - almost 9 years ago), their attitudes have changed and the change was easy for me to notice every time I returned to the country. My first time in Cuba (1994) there weren't too many tourists there, and those that were there, were 95% Canadians. I live in Canada, and because most vistors to Cuba were Canadians then, I assume, Canadians are not the ones who spoil a sex scene in those poor, exotic countries. Then Europeans started coming (mostly Germans, Spaniards and British).
My first time in Cuba, I had 4 girls; 2 for $5 each, 1 for $7 (actually $5 for her, and $2 for the guy, who brought the girl) and one girl I had for free; met her while swiming off the shore in the ocean. Talked to her for a little while, and fucked her right there, in the salty waters. Off course, these girls, whom I had to pay, were asking $20 at first, but trick is not to pay as much as they want. If you do, they will keep asking more and more. I think this is a simple concept, but a lot of guys posting their reviews here, seem to have a problem grasping it.
So this is why I am writing this piece - DO NOT PAY WHAT THEY ASK - USE YOUR COMMON SENSE. Stop and think for a second: average salary in Cuba (providing they have a job) is about $8 a month, yes, that's not an error - eight dollars a month. Prostitution is a choice of a few, most do that because they do not have regular jobs. Some have jobs and pussy gets them additional income. Nowadays, paying $5 for a fuck is an encient history. Around $20 is going rate. Free pussy you may get if you bullshit a girl (promise her something) or if she falls in love with you or has hopes for something you are on a position to provide for her.
You may get a fuck for $15 if the girl is average looking and for $10 if she is a dog. So, you see; even an ugly one, if she gets a john once a month, makes more than some factory worker, who does his (her) 9 to 5 in one month. Now, I think it would be fair to assume, that good looking girl can get fucked 20 times a month @$20 each time, to say the least. So she makes $400 - that's 50 times as much as someone who does real job - 8 hours or more a day.
Cuba is one of the last bastions of inexpensive pussy. So please, please... please, do not spoil it. If you pay $20 to a good looking girl, and she tries to make you feel bad, that you didn't pay her enough, do not worry... think about those other good looking girls, who chose not to fuck for money, and have to work 2.5 months for $20. I can promise you one think - if you are firm, all those girls who ask you to pay them $30, $40, or more, will go with you for $20 once they realize you are not going to pay more. However, if not, turn your back on them, and find one of a million other Cubanas who will be glad you took'em. Of course, paying over $20 is acceptable, providing that you get exceptionally good service, or, I don't know, for example anal; but this would be in a form of a tip. BBBJ is not one of those special services - should be a standard.
Another thing: if you are staying at the resort (choice of most first-timers to Cuba), bringing a girl to your room is not allowed. Sometimes you have to find the way to sneak her into your room or you have to pay the security guard. If this is the case and you are willing to make this additional investment, calculate it in your total cost (it may have an impact on your price negotiation with the girl), but again, please DO NOT SPOIL SECURITY either.
I have been asked to pay $15 and $20 for a privilage to bring a girl to my room. Never paid more than $10. These bastards are like the whores; if you don't put your foot down, they'll keep asking for more. They will have lots of explanations for what they are asking (tough living conditions, risk they are taking, necessity to share the money with manager etc.). Well, I believe their problem is not my problem. I offer them $10 (more than they make in one month) for one-time letting me bring a girl to my room (I am fucking a girl, not security guard), if they can squeeze more out of me, then I must look like a moron in their own eyes.
So, my friend, my buddy, my pal, my fellow-traveller - play smart, not only by wearing condom. If you don't wear a condom, you put yourself at some risk. If you are overpaying for sex, you are certainly an idiot (you spoil it also for yourself).
Note: Fucked 23 Cubanas - never paid more than $20!!! (Review # 7253)
- Santiago Street Action Dated Added: Wed Jan 08 2003 Submitted by: bandit
In Santiago the best place to pick up girls is Parque Cespedes, this is in the city center. You'll see a lot of girls walking around, just say hi and gesture for them to come on over. There are several bars around this area and it's a good place to hook up. Never pay more than $25 for a girl ($20 is the going rate anyhow) anything more and you're being ripped off, even for all night. If the girl sleeps over, lock up your stuff!~~
~~Check out also the cafeteria across from Hotel Melia Santiago, there are girls who stop by to see if they can hook up, even in the daytime. Be aware, everything seems to end by 2:30 am in Santiago so pick up early. The main sportsmen seem to be Italians who hunt the black and mulata girls. There's a lot more of them than in Havana. But Santiago beats Havana in pricing. For good live music go to Casa De La Trova a half block from Parque Cespedes.~~ (Review # 6672)
- VERADERO Travel Report Dated Added: Sun Oct 20 2002 Submitted by: spent
I never knew the chicas in Cuba were so very friendly, yet so very cheap... Landed in Veradero Oct.5th, 2002. 3 hrs. later had sex with les chicas, not after negotiating a fair price of twenty dollars for the girl, and 10 bucks for the casa particular. Les chicas were underpriviliged 24 year olds that my amigo and I split, down the middle so to speak. Veradero has everything the modern male traveller can look for. Smooth Havana Club rum, and smoother sweet-ass hookers at the locales opposite the Quatras Palmas, an excellent set up for whoring, except that "Oh boy, this is Cuba, we can't shag in our paid-for $90.00 us dollars hotel suite with air conditioning, cable tv (shagable Shakira on tap with the latino version of "whatever, whenever", called "Suarte". Belly-dancing aside dear reader, the fucking in Cuba is/was in "hindsight", exquisite. My travelling canuck comrade and me recommend following these simple proceduces to get laid in Veradero. ~~
~~Firstly, check into the Quatras Palmas, or equivalent in Veradero. ~~Learn some spanish, a plus is a pocket dictionary.]~~No ties, or stuffed shirts here (sorry Bay Street, but kudos for having the cajones to surf this site).~~Bring local thrift store fare for the local chicas/pimps. Cheap stale hard caramel candies that kids here throw out at Halloween is a big plus-panty hose, as my Chicas demonstrated, is a nix.~~Three hours after we landed, we went to Cardines (skankville, Cu.). The four whores of the Apocalypse descended upon our carriage. Ferdinand, the cabriolet driver said, "Welcome to Les Chicasville". ~~"No, I explained 23 minutes later, a "HUMMER", the hummer I have in mind, was never an army vehicle.~~Fucky-fucky for 3 hours, and then 10 Washingtons for the house (the spanish call it a casa particular).~~
~~I shagged the second chicas I saw in Cardines, why? Because I didn't take the time to choose in the first place. Be selective. We were swamped by swarthy skank, like the 3rd world to U.S. Jacksons.~~The second chicas and I were like Kennedy on Castro.~~Her Bay of Pigs opened before my swollen member. Thank Vishnu-Shiva-Mobhammed-Rama-Rama-a-la-ding-dong....we shagged for hours. Apparently Cuban men don't consider the asshole too appetizing. I lit a candle in a Catholic Church that night reminiscent of the Holy Templar Crusades.~~
~~Time and meaning had the same space. I came inside her, remorseless and yet with a high regard for her honesty... Sex with a Cuban is like a fine cigar. Inhale her deeply, and thank the stars you're finally, totally alive.~~
~~Cuban chicas fuck for 20-40 U.S. greenbacks. A cheap holiday, all-inclusive with perks of the flesh. A horseback ride in Veradero park, a taxi ride to Cardines, meeting that topless German tourist from the beach the last night in Veradero, We even considered fucking the night maid, but les chicas were more than a handfull. Stay in Veradero, go off-season, bring plenty of sunscreen, and condoms.~~~~ ~~ ~~Go to the thrift store, bring plenty of U.S. dollars-bills. In a scene reminiscent of Hannibal Lector, one fair Cuban boy would sell his scattered brains baked in brine for one-dollar per forkfull. ~~"You pay me now, or later? barked the lazy Cuban porter as I dipped my stainless steele utensil into his medulla longatta. ~~
~~But seriously folks, for an overzealous white Canuck, I cannot thank the good Vishnu-Krishna_Mohammed_Rama-rama-a-la-ding-dong! for finally giving me the freedom to express myself (come into some Cuban chicas)./ Between 20-40 Washingtons for most bi-yitches. Anal is a plus since most Cuban men consider it a taboo. We shagged like dogs, made out like bandits. Sure we had some regrets. The topless German girls got away, and it was regrettable we didn't get proper hummers frome anyone. Can chicas be any different from the normal fare you pick-up at Lady's night Club Berlin? Yes, honest sex is always better than $300.00/night head games. ~~
~~In summary, we're married to two chicas, complete with mailing addresses, and we await the wanton letters which inevitably will follow. ~~~~For $600. us greenbacks, you can fuck your way across the Carribean penninulsula called Veradero. Les chicas still play a role in my life as I hear Shakira play "Surate", or when le chicas puts her booty on the dance floor all at once just for you.~~Cuban women are warm, affectionate, small breasted, fertile Rubinesque hipped-women that ultimately tickle the palet, and tittalate your groin with it's samba beat, latino heat, Cuban surfers asking for T-shirts or dollars, of course....but then you remember your friend has the hack-saw you'll need for dinner.....................................~~ (Review # 6315)
- Varadero Travel Report Dated Added: Sun Aug 18 2002 Submitted by: Italo-Canadian
After reading these reports for some time now, I decided to write about my own experiences in Cuba. I have been to Varadero twice in the past 2 years (once to Hoguin). I will be going back next week as well (Varadero of course).
I've been reading about people paying girls, and as much as 80$ for 1 night of pleasure. That is absolutely ridiculous. 18-19 year old Cuban girls will never make that much in a month at their jobs. I never paid more than 20$ for a night with a hot fat-free sexy white Cuban girl (room included). Most of the time you can get her for free if you play your cards right. Tell her you are looking for a serious relationship and your have sex with her a few hours later (maybe even less than that).
I was nice , I gave them shampoo and soap (which works to my advantage ). These girls will really believe you might bring them to your country. I offered 1 girl 10$ but she refused , possibly thinking I would become her husband.
My advice is never get a local guy to find a girl for you. He might hang around you and you'll have to buy him a cola or snack . If you feel guilty having free sex, then bring gifts like nail polish, perfumes, shampoo, and lots of gum .
I had sex with 6 different girls for free in Holguin (costing me less than 75$ U.S. that week in drinks) I just kept teasing these girls about bringing them back to Canada some day.
This year I will be going to Varadero. There I can't bring girls into a room but you can fool around at night in the vicinity of La Rumba disco and maybe get a hand job out of it. (Review # 5962)
- Cienfuegos Travel Report Dated Added: Sun Apr 28 2002 Submitted by: Hunter
After reading these WSG reports for some years, I decided to write about my own experiences as well. I just came back from Cuba, stayed there for a month in April. Cuba is much more than Havana, so I want to tell you guys about Cienfuegos. It's nice there and you'll get away from busy Havana for a while. A bus from Havana cost 17$ and take five hours.~~
~~People desperate to rent out their “casa particular” will fight about you during arrival. I rented a great casa with a/c for just 12$ a night, a legal place. Girls are no problem to bring, but they will have to register their ID and they will tell you to stay with the same girl(!)~~
~~It's a lot of girls in Cienfuegos, and nice girls too. The best place to start the night is at D'prisa, an outdoor bar between center and La Caribeña. It's free, cheap drinks and it's packed with girls looking for tourists. Some are really cute and good-looking. Just smile to them and they (or their pimp) will approach you. It's very easy to find a girl for the night here, as it is so many of them. They can be taken back for 15-30$.~~
~~Later on I went to a outdoor disco called La Caribeña, it's just a few blocks south of D'Prisa. It's a very popular place with the locals and a lot of working girls are here. Cover is one dollar. A bottle of rum is just 3 dollars, so it's cheap. It's also a good place for dancing and having fun. I met a young mulatta here, and took her back to my place. She fucked lake crazy and was really hot, had a great body with nice, oh so nice, tits. I gave her 20$ and she was happy.~~
~~Another disco here is Benny More near the Parque Central. It's a more upscale place with higher prices. Cover is 3$. The girls are more professionals and expensive, they ask for 50$ or even more, but its easy to bargain them down.~~
~~As a conclusion, Cienfuegos is a great escape from Havana, and don't worry about the girls - you will have as many as you can handle.~~Good hunting! ~~ (Review # 5355)
- Cayo Coco - Ciego de Avila Travel Report Dated Added: Thu Apr 04 2002 Submitted by: El Mariachi
Last year I went to Cuba and let me tell you that I know some exotic places in the world but Cuba is on my ten top list. In some way I find it very similar to Brazil.~~I disagree with some of you guys . Probably bcs. I was born in South America and I run with some advantage. ~~I was booked at the Melia hotel and I found there lots of Canadians and French girls looking for full sex. I spent there four days and I fucked one Canadian, one French girl and two Cuban girls .~~~~
~~There is a small village near (abt 5 minutes- taking a taxi) from these hotels with a very little disco club, where the enter is free, right now I cant remember the name of this place but is the only place where local girls go for dancing. You will easy find it. You can ask the hotel animation guys and probably they will take you . I speak Espanola so I was very easy for me but on the other hand let me give you my decent peace of advice. Never trust on the mentioned animation guys !!! They will offer you girls but they are not able to find you a house for fucking purposes and as you've heard entering a girl in a Cuban hotel is a very difficult biz.
~~An excellent chance might be trying to reach a bailarina / dancer from the hotel show. You can ask her to take you to her home . I vet done that and let me tell you that she was a 9 . I gave her usd 25 + taxi usd 5 and I got the complete stuff (striptease, blowjob, anal sex, etc).~~Pls. don’t listen to all that people that says that you should be aware abt. police. Just be nice with local people, don’t show yourself as a sprig breaker and local people will help you to get what you want and SAFE !!! I’ve been in many and rare places around this world looking for sex and I believe that the secret is being friendly, just seek for the right guy who will open you the right path for sex. Just keep your money hide and do not trust in anyone till you get what you were looking for.~~get fun guys !!!!
~~PS: do anyone know where I might find pics from this kind of sex huntings ? I’m sure that someone else is taking pictures too, jejejeje!!~~~~ (Review # 5242)
- Varadero Travel Report Dated Added: Thu Aug 09 2001 Submitted by: 3 amigos
Forgive me if my English is not that good. I have visited several Latin American countries and also Indonesia but Cuba had something "different"! I live in Holland and 2 friends and I visited Cuba in June, 1998. We landed at Varadero and let me tell you from the moment we arrived the girls and pimps surrounded us. It is very difficult to bring a girl into your hotel, because some other tourist told us that in the past they had a lot of problems with girls stealing things and money before you woke up. Also, so-called "casa privada" is very expensive in Varadero (they have the nerve to ask you more than $50 USD a day for a small room when their monthly salary is $4 USD.) Unbelievable! Most of the girls did not speak English so it is wise to learn a bit of Spanish. We were getting sick of so called "friends" that wanted to show us around because they waited in front of our hotel from (can you believe it) 6 o'clock in the morning. Most of the tourists there were people from Spain, Sweden, Italy, and a few Canadians. We did not meet any Americans during our stay in Cuba.
~~What really surprised me was that there were a lot of blond European women (mostly from Sweden and Germany) visiting in groups only to have sex with Cuban men. Never saw this before in other Latin American countries. The people are very poor and it seems to us that almost every girl is willing to fuck for about $10 USD. They do not call them hookers but "jineteras". We rented a car and drove to Havana, because taxis are very expensive. Almost everything is expensive and everyone is trying to make some money out of the tourists, so BE CAREFULL when you visit Cuba. I did not like Havana because it was too dangerous and crowded at night. The girls were also too professional in their attitudes. A lot of men tried to sell their wives to us. I had a pen-pal relation with a young doctor who lived with her mother and I fucked her the first night we met face to face with her mother in the next room listening to our noises! (Incredible!) She had studied in Russia but earns $4 USD a month at this moment in Cuba. At the market one of my friends made a mistake by giving a piece of soap to a local woman. After that we were surrounded by more than 50 women asking us to marry them.
~~We decided to go to the west and after driving for an hour we saw a lot of girls hitchhiking, because believe me, the public transportation is very bad in Cuba. The country girls in that area are dirt cheap because they only ask for a presents like clothes. The bottom line is, skip Havana, it is not worth to visit if you are looking for good and cheap sex. Also, try to rent a car and visit the countryside because the girls are much prettier and cheap/free. We still receive letters after almost 3 years from Cuban girlfriends we've fucked. In every letter they write a puma which means a poem. They all want to leave their country, so if you fall in love, watch out because you might end up with a lot of legal problems and a broken heart. (Review # 4128)
- Varadero Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Jul 22 2001 Submitted by: Quest Inc
Varadero is a tourist town. If you are looking for action it is not the place to be. The beaches are beautiful and most of the hotels pamper to your every need but if it is action that you are looking for then there is very little for you in that town. Also, don't bother with the local clubs. After talking to some of the girls that work at the hotel they recommended Rumba Club, $10 cover, all you can drink but you will be drinking by yourself. In Varadero, near the main strip there is a local club called Havana Club. Now this place has some local action, especially on Fridays and Saturdays. This is where most of the girls that work in Varadero go for fun on the weekends. The place with the most action, however, is Cardinas. This is a local town. It is about 25 min drive from Varadero. Most of the people who work in Varadero are either from Cardinas or Matanzas (45 min). Cardinas is packed with girls. July 5-8 is carnival in Cardinas. Carnival is like a parade but the girls are the main attraction.
~~From what I read, I thought El Rapido is a local club/bar located in Centfeigous. But it is actually a chain that is all over Cuba. There is even one in Varadero but if you go there looking for action you will be sitting till your ass gets sore. There are 3 Rapidos in Cardias and all of them will provide you with action. However don't take any of the action that is hanging around the Rapidos. These women are ugly and used. If you sit around and wait the infrequent girls, and much prettier will walk past the Rapido. If you see a girl that you like just call her over. Buy a beer (Crystal, $0.50) and offer to buy here a drink. If she is only doing this part time she will refuse to sit down with you and drink cause she is afraid of the cops. However if she is one of the regulars, then she will take her chances. Before you can talk to a girl you must be able to speak Spanish. “Si, no, habla espanol”, just don't cut it in Cardinas. In Varadero most of the people speak English but when you go to a local town you have to know the local lingo.
~~If you are now wondering how a Canadian who speaks English and a bit of French got by in a Spanish speaking town, the answer is: I gott a translator. If you need a guide then become friendly with the bar tender at the hotel. My guide was the head waiter. Great guy who took me to his house, shared his rum, and did not want any money, even as a gift. However a $30 gift would be nice for an evening of guiding. Discuss money with the girl up front. If you go a casa particular, especially late at night, pay for the room, and then find out the bitch wants $80 then you will be kicking yourself like I was my first time. It's too late to go back to the Rapido, and you have already paid $15 for the room. So you finally settle for $50, which according to my Cuban guide was a complete rip off. The girl was sweet and the sex was great, though.
~~The going rate shoud be between $5-$20, but it really depends on the girl. (Review # 4015)
- Cienfuegos Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Jan 05 2000 Submitted by: Daddio
Fellow hobbyists, I just returned from a week in Cienfuegos. Since the available guidebooks are hopelessly out of date, and the newspaper is published only once weekly (Friday), I thought I might be able to provide some useful information for newbies and veterans alike.
Let's start with the most important information. Where do you find the pussy in Cienfuegos? There is no doubt that the disco La Carabena is ground zero. The locals will tell you this is where all the bad girls go, and you do have to be careful with your money in the front pocket etc. The place is located about three blocks away from the famous El Rapido (across the street and away from the center of town). Every night (with the exception of Saturday, which was curiously empty), there were plenty of chicas to choose from. This place puts Rio's 'Help' Disco to shame. Don't expect the dancing to start before 11:30 p.m. One problem is that you will see the same girls every night, including two tall twins with big tits who looked like trannies to me (the same plastic surgeon perhaps?). There is a $2 cover charge, and all drinks are $1 apiece. Almost all of the girls there are regulars. The music is reasonable, with a mix of disco (mostly), with some salsa, reggae, and slow dances at the end of the night (4 a.m.). The big challenge is finding a girl who will provide something close to the "Girl-Friend-Experience", since almost all of them are veteran jinateras who are more experienced than most of the guys they solicit. Don't be afraid to just go out into the floor near someone who turns you on and start dancing. Dirty dancing is very much appreciated, and it is likely that the chica will turn around, stick her ass in your crotch, and start grinding. BTW, for those of you who have traveled around the world a bit, I nominate the bathroom at La Carabena as the foulest bathroom in the entire world that has the audacity to ask for money for using it. The first night I was told that locals pay 1 peso (5 cents), and tourists are expected to pay 50 cents per visit. The first time I gave 5 cents and entered the place. From that point forward, I just gave the bathroom attendant a big smile, walked past, took a big breath, and tried to hold it during the piss. Also, what is it with the lack of toilet seats in Cuba? Is this considered a luxury by Fidel? I tried to find out whether the girls sit directly on the cold porcelain or else squat over it like an Asian toilet, but none of the guys I asked seemed to know.
Other discos include Benny More (near Parque Marti in the middle of town), Arte EX (two blocks away from Carabena), and the basement of the Pallacio de Valle (several blocks further out of town along the Prado, across from Hotel Jagua). Benny More was a major disappointment. I went there Friday night, and it was not particularly hopping. The cover was $3, reflecting its higher status as a club appealing to the locals with money. There were more hombres than chicas there, believe it or not. There was one group of unattached girls there. Two of them deigned to dance with me, and then promptly moved to the other side of the dance floor. I can get blown off at any number of places in the NYC area, so I cleared out. Later, I was told that Benny More is for either locals out on a date with their boyfriends or pros who are expecting big bucks. I stopped in ArteEX on Saturday night, and they had a live band (local salsa band known as Arte Mixto) that was awesome. Four singers rotated lead responsibility, and they had a great rhythm section. Admission was free (once you got past the chained gate), and beer was 85 cents. Once again, this was an affair primarily for locals. Not sure what it is like on other nights. I peeked in the window of the basement of Pallacio de Valle one night mid-week, and it was pretty dead. But one guy I talked to said he had a good time there the previous Sunday.
El Rapido was pretty abysmal due to all the cops hanging around it. La Finca de Isabella is open, but only for food.
As for my own experience, I ended up with only two girls for the week. How is that possible in a sexually-charged third world country? Well, the first night I was too tired. The second night I had a great night of dancing with a girl wearing a beret, but when we got back to the casa I had rented for the night, she was okay but not very energetic. The next night I went to bed early, getting ready for the rest of the week.
My final night (Sunday) I went back to La Carabena for one final attempt. I noticed one girl dancing that I hadn't seen there before. She was nice looking and built like a brick shithouse. Turns out she was a student at the university, taking classes from 6 a.m. to 2 p.m. and then doing sports until 6 p.m. We took off, and she arranged a casa near her home (middle of town) for $5. Nothing was negotiated, and there was mutual trust. It was not the total GFE, but damned close, and she had a body to kill for. When I was lying on my back, she did the up and down thrusting so I could suck on her big titties. Then she lay on top of me and started squeezing my dick with rhythmic movements of her tight pussy like no one has ever done before. When she was done with me, I gave her $20, which I would have to rank as the most enjoyable $20 I have ever spent.~~
As for other forms of entertainment, I know that some of the posters to other sites claim that the only thing the hick-town of Cienfuegos has to offer is flies hovering over the pizza at El Rapido. Well golly gee, it is pretty quiet during the week, except for the action at La Carabena. However, there are good excursions available to the mountains (e.g. the waterfalls and caves of El Nicho) and the historical city of Trinidad (more good music at lunchtime). And it is kind of nice to get out into the countryside to see farmers ploughing the fields with oxen or mowing the lawn with a machete. The coral is okay, but you need to go in the morning, since the visibility drops off in the afternoon. For the weekend, check out the newspaper and ask around. In addition to the great salsa band I heard on Saturday night, I also went to an excellent concert at the Theatre at Parque Marti given by a folk singer from Havana with his backup band. ~~
I hope this addition helps out future travelers. Take plenty of $US (you won't need much, but better safe than sorry), learn a little Spanish (e.g. 'te quiero', 'eres sabrosa', 'besame', 'abrazame' ), and have a great time.~~ (Review # 1249)
- All Travel Report Dated Added: Sun Jan 31 1999 Submitted by: grxxx
Cuba is closed. On Jan.4 new laws were introduced providing severe penalties for jineteras
and casa owners. There is too much risk for a Cuban to associate with
a tourist. Police are on every corner all over Cuba. The situation will be
around for a long time.
Paradise lost (Review # 629)