~~~~ I spent one night in Christchurch and can report only a single, rather desultory experience. There are a few places scattered around downtown, only one of which I tried. The ones I know about are as follows:...~~
- Christchurch Massage Parlor Dated Added: Wed Feb 19 2003 Submitted by: Girlworship
~~ Carlton Lounge (42 Salisbury Street) and JoJo’s (464 Worcester Street); both are owned by the same outfit and both look from their websites like they’re classier joints, but I didn’t verify this. Then three others, all part of the Stacey Empire (I don’t know who Stacey is but she’s apparently raking it in): Stacey’s (163a Manchester Street, look for the neon that says “Massage” with a neon arrow pointing up some stairs); Boutique (566 Colombo Street); and the Atami Bathhouse (217 Tuam Street). All three places supposedly do orgies for three hours on different afternoons of the week; cost is $100 an hour all-in (ho ho). I wanted to do this, but was in town on the wrong day Allegedly the girls at Stacey’s do anal and golden showers; maybe someone local could check this out, hmmm? ~~
~~ I went into the Atami Bathhouse, rather hoping to find some Asian girls (hey, I was in the mood), and was lured in by tasteful artwork showing a Japanese woman. But no. The manageress was very friendly; she wanted me to pay before seeing the girls, but didn’t object when I asked to preview before I did. There were five girls on, all Kiwis. While they all looked reasonably friendly, none of them was anything to write home about. I chose a girl who was indeed very pleasant, but while she certainly did what was required it was hardly with enthusiasm (her pussy tasted good, though). Cost: NZ$150 ($170 if paying by credit card) for an hour, with options for cheaper rates for 30 and 45 minutes. All inclusive and all paid up front, but overall not really worth it. Next time I’d head to the Carlton Lounge and see if it’s as classy as it claims to be.~~
~~ Oh, for those who like really unattractive, badly attired cross-dressers, there was one patrolling the northwest corner of Lattimer Square around 10 pm. No idea if s/he was a pro (I hope not, with her looks) or just trying to get lucky, and I certainly wasn’t about to enquire...~~~~ (Review # 6873)
- New Plymouth Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Nov 26 2002 Submitted by: Wolf
19/11/2002 I paid a visit to Hearts N Armour massage parlour(Broughm St) in New Plymouth, a small town on the west coast of the North Island. I went about 11pm and there were three girls I could choose from and 2 working at the time. Possibly should have waited to see others but 2 looked okay and one was average with below average body. I chose Shayla, an 18 year old brunette who looked kinda cute. When naked I found her disappointing as she had already let herself go a bit but her height(maybe 5'9) and posture disguised this. Normally wouldn't pay for a woman(5.2 over-all) like this but I needed to get laid then and there. ~~~~Shayla hadn't been there long as I found out(afterwards she told me 4 days). Her attitude was poor but friendly, as long as you weren't fucking her. Well, that's the only thing I was there for! So got head from her which was good and fucked her missionary. Her pussy was okay(and looked quite lovely) but it was a stop/start affair a little as her attitude wasn't too arousing(turning her head and doing her best to ignore me). Surprisingly I came inside Shayla after a short time. I got her to give me a massage for the rest of my time. This girl should not be working in the sex industry, do not choose her as you will have one lousy fuck. A town the size of New Plymouth will be hit and miss with women. I have been here before(other parlours no longer running) and experienced this, so good luck! ~~ (Review # 6466)
- Christchurch Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu May 09 2002 Submitted by: Mike
For the best deal in town, you can't beat the lunchtime orgies. They are at the Boutique lounge on Mondays, Staceys on Wendsdays and Atami on Friday. They last from 12-3 and cost $100 dollars per hour. There are at least four girls and you can have sex with any of them. The only rule is that all the doors of the place must be left open. If you don't mind watching other people fuck then there is no problem. Most of the girls are really good looking and they all wan't to have fun and are eager to please. I am telling you the value is unbeatable in Christchurch. (Review # 5421)
- Hamilton Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri May 03 2002 Submitted by: Eman
I went to Courtneys Agency recently, or rather I was going to. I went in and the guy at the door was drunk as a skunk. When I started to walk around the corner to look at the ladies he shoved me back and said money first. On the phone he said he had 5 ladies available but when I got there he only had 1 girl and 1 transsexual! I walked out very pissed. Usually the scene in Hamilton is much better than that. (Review # 5387)
- Christchurch Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri May 03 2002 Submitted by: J
I went to the Atami club while in Christchurch (its in the phone book). The Atami is the only parlour I've been to in ChCh so I can't compare, but it is professional and has nice decor. Last time I went there on a Friday night. You only pay about $50 at the door but this just gets you into the place. You have to pay $100 I think in the room for the full service. There were 5 girls there. The best by far was Bonni - mid twenties, long hair and a good figure.~~
~~She took me to one of the room and I had a shower. She made nice conversation and seemed relaxed. At that stage I paid the extra money and she gave me a massage with powder. While she massaged me I asked if she did anal and she said sure, but it would cost another $100. This seemed cool, so I gave her the money and then she stuck a condom on before the bj.~~
~~She gave excellent head and before long I was hard as chinese arithmetic. Then she skillfully slipped me down and I fucked her up the cunt in missionary style. About 5 min of this was enough to get me ready for the anal so she got into doggie position. Before we started she said the two rules of anal were 'start slow and use plenty of lube!'. She seemed to know what she was doing because she managed to get me inside her arse without too much trouble. Then she just let me go for it! I pounded away as hard as a wanted - but I'm really kicking myself now because I only did doggie style and I should have tried out some other positions while we were doing anal. Her arse was warm and tight and took me all the way in when I came.~~
~~Afterwards she cleaned me up and made small talk. She was a really cool lady. Experienced without being jaded. Next time I am in town I will definitely look her up.~~ (Review # 5386)
- Hamilton Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri May 03 2002 Submitted by: Eman
- Report on Club 140 in Hamilton. I've been here a few times and this is definitely my favourite parlour in Hamilton (at the moment anyway). Professional and the premises are in reasonable condition compared to what else is offer in the city.~~
~~You pay your money before you go into the lounge and see any of the girls, which is a bit of a bummer. It's $140 for an hour. Note that in Hamilton the price is all inclusive (unless you want anal or to play with toys), unlike in Christchurch where paying at the front door only gets you into the place.~~
~~After you pay the door lady will let you into the lounge where there will be about 3-4 girls Sun-Thurs and maybe up to 8 girls on Fri and Sat. I've found that the selection of girls is usually the best in Hamilton, ranging from 5-8 on the looks rating. The girls are always hanging out at the bar downstairs, so you have to wait until they come up. Then you can sit on a sofa and chat to the girls for a while about the weather, and eye up your favourite. After 3-4 minutes the door lady will come in and give you the old hurry up, which isn't nice.~~
~~Last time I chose a half-Maori girl who said she was 18 (she looked about that). I think her name was Arnya. She was a definite 8 (and I'm a tough marker), nice young still-pert breast. She took me to a room and let me have a shower while she disappeared for a few seconds. Then she gave me an average massage while we talked - she seemed really nice and down to earth. Then she put a condom on me and gave me a good bj. I tried to talk her into anal but she didn't seem to be in the mood even when I offered her $100. I pounded her in a couple of positions and she was suitably appreciative and moaned. I came after 20 min was a little bit of a waste of money (1 shot only, gentlemen).~~
~~Overall a very good experience. Arnya is a great girl, and really cool to talk to plus nice tits. She said she did a bi with her sister?! Club 140 is worth a look.~~ (Review # 5385)
- Dunedin Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sun Dec 16 2001 Submitted by: kiwipornking
Upstairs" massage parlour, located on St Andrews St in the city centre.~~$20 to get "in the door".~~Reasonable facilities. Enjoyed a coffee and some Sports on TV before making my choice of lady.
~~~~~~Choice of 3 ladies at the time, choose Donna, a gorgeous 18 year old Maori (native girl for you foreigners). Great curves, big firm tits (say around a 36C or so), and a great arse, good figure all round. Long brown hair, brown eyes. Great smile. She led me to a room, which to my disappointment was a bit dimly lit. Discussed options. Full service (hand, oral, fuck) is normally $100, but managed to get it for $80 after I simply made her that offer. She didn't hesitate in accepting it, and I have impression she was new to the profession. She stripped to her underwear, then suggested a backrub. I asked to take off everything first. For some reason she was quite surprised at this request. Given I was planning to fuck her, I found it somewhat amusing!
~~~~She gave a me a nice backrub after oiling me up, then asked me to roll over. Started stroking my cock and eased a rubber on before giving me a nice slow gentle blowjob, of the sort a loving girlfriend might give. Very nice indeed. Of note were this girls nipples. Unbelievable, nice rounded and big, made to be sucked. After about 5 mins of head, I couldn't wait any more and asked her to get on. My god, what a tight pussy, her arse was nice and ample to grab hold off while she rode me. With those breast bouncing around in front of my face I was surprised I was able to contain myself. After a few minutes, we swapped to the missionary position.
~~~~From here, I had a nice close up view of her snatch. Well trimmed bush, and her clit was quite thick. Held her thighs back quite far so I could pound her deeply. Another thing I must mention is that girl has a superb set of lips on her, Angelina Jolie style. After a few more minutes I came big time. Had a shower together, and I was on my way with a smile and kiss on the cheek. Considering I got an $100 service for only $80, I was very happy with my time with Donna, and will gladly return soon.~~ (Review # 4792)
- Dunedin Massage Parlor Dated Added: Sat May 19 2001 Submitted by: KiwiPornKing
Reflections Massage Parlour – Located in Queens Gardens, just across the road from Dunedin Casino, and 5 minutes walk from the Octagon, the centre area of town. If you’re in the southern part of New Zealand, Dunedin is a good place to head out and party if you are young, it’s a student town, with plenty of young honies to pick up at the clubs. No escorts on the streets, but a number of well established brothels close to the main street and city centre. All within a 10 minute walk from the centre of town. Reflections is a tall but narrow 3 story building. Run by an old couple who were reasonable to deal with. NZ$20 over the counter to get you an hour with a lady. Sat down in front of their big screen TV and had a coffee. 3 ladies to choose from when I went. Chose Tina (7 in face, 8 in body), slim brunette, about 5ft 5”, small but well shaped breasts, nice tight ass. Dressed in what looked like a professional mini skirt and dress jacket. She admitted that shes only been “on the job” for a few weeks. Took me up to a room, plenty of space, reasonable queen size bed. Good lighting. She asked me to strip, then started giving a back rub.
Rolled over, and she asked what I would like. Told her a good fuck and a blowjob. She said NZ$100 for everything during the hour. Paid her the money. Went over and took off her blouse, and pulled off her mini-skirt. Started kissing her on the neck, which she seemed to like. Unstrapped her bra and threw it to one side. She turned around and started rubbing my cock. Gave her nice tits a good sucking on, then knelt down and pulled off her panties. Nicely trimmed bush, smelt great! She gave me a blowjob while putting on a condom at the same time. Started with missionary for a few minutes, before changing to her on top. Nice and tight pussy. I’m no porno stud, but I filled her up nicely. She let me set the pace, and was happy to French kiss. Seemed to genuinely get off as well. Makes a change from hopelessly faked orgasms – cheap hooker style!. Then did some doggy, after which I started to get near boiling point.
She sensed this and said I could cum on her face or tits if I wanted. Quickly pulled out and she gave me a good handjob to finish when I came big time on her face. Great stuff. All this took around 30 mins.
Still had about half an hour left. She wiped her face off and we started talking for a few minutes.~~She then suggested a hand and blow job to finish off. I asked her if I could eat her out for a bit, as I didn’t get a chance first time. She was fine with this, and I spent 10 minutes tasting her superb juices. She gave me a wank, and finished with a good blowjob as promised. Went off to the shower, got cleaned up with her, after which she gave me a good bye kiss on the cheek.
Overall, good service, great sex, and the price was about average for an hour “all inclusive” service.~~$$$ is higher in Dunedin than in the 3 main cities in NZ, but always remember, you get what you pay for…! (Review # 3549)
- Queenstown Massage Parlor Dated Added: Tue Sep 19 2000 Submitted by:
Candies is on Shotover Street. $60 NZ gets you in the door. You go into a room, pick the girl you want - there are usually 3 - 4. All passable. Nothing amazing, but all cute. I had a red headed Kiwi. Very cute, very nice. ~~~~House mom leads you to a room. The girl you choose comes into the room, tells you to take off your clothes. She then brings you to the shower. You wash up (alone) then back to the room.~~~~It's $40 for a hj, 60 for a bj and $100 for sex. Remember NZ is 2-for-1 US, so it's quite a value.~~~~First time got a weak massage and an ok hj. Second had same girl, straight sex, nice girl.~~~~Overall, good experience - safe, clean, no hassle.~~ (Review # 2406)
- Christchurch Massage Parlor Dated Added: Fri Jul 28 2000 Submitted by: qmwneb1
Boutique Massage Lounge - 566 Columbo Street.~~~~This massage parlor is on the main street, but a little way from the main area of massage parlors. A more discrete side entrance is also available. The area is quite safe. The interior of this upstairs parlor is pretty tired, but the people are quite friendly and happy to help you along. I chose the only girl that was available at the time (it was a busy night) and got a one-hour massage for $50. Showers are available and mandatory beforehand. We negotiated a tip for the girl after I had showered and before we started the massage part. Full service was $80, which is pretty reasonable. The massage itself was very nice - and the girl was very friendly and happy to please. For the "business" end of the night, she gave me a very nice hand rub, then licked my balls to get me rock hard. Them, with the condom on, she gave me the best blowjob I've had in quite a long time. It was slow, luxurious, and unhurried, and occasionally she'd stop to lick my balls again. We fucked in a number of different positions, and she was very good at maintaining a good rhythm with me. After I came she cleaned me up, and we talked for a while - didn't seem to be overly worried about the clock. This isn't the classiest joint I've been to in Christchurch, but it was probably the second best fuck I've had at one.~~ (Review # 2038)
- Christchurch Street Action Dated Added: Tue Feb 22 2000 Submitted by: steve7575
The street action in Christchurch is incredible! Manchester Ave is the place to go. One of the girls told that street prostitution is illegal there but not enforced and I believe it! After about 10pm every street corner has at least 2 girls on it and none are hiding the fact that they are looking for some action. The girls run the entire spectrum from old and ugly to young and gorgeous. Having a rental car would help but I was on foot when I picked up a very beautiful young girl named Vicky. She looked about 18-20 and told me that full service for an hour at my hotel would cost $100 New Zealand currency. OK guys, here's the kicker, the exchange rate for US to New Zealand dollar is 1:2 so for every American Dollar you get 2 NZ dollars. So full service with this woman actually only cost me about $50 US!! We walked back to my hotel and she started off with an incredible blowjob with a condom. Then we proceeded to fuck for the rest of the hour in multiple positions. Talk about a great time, not to mention that Christchurch is an incredible city to visit. If your travels take you here, check out the action, it's worth it! (Review # 1669)