I've been in Auckland, combined about a year and a half. Now for the most part Auckland is a good city for prostitutes. But I did have one really shitty experience at Femme Fatale on Wellesley Street. Now I use to go to this one all the time also. I booked one hour with one of the girls, Lexey was her name. Short pale,skinny Kiwi girl in her 30's. I paid them $180 for one hour. When I got upstairs with the girl, she started being rude to me and making threats, and making false accusations. She asked me if I was a metrosexual. Then I asked what all she will do within the hour, and she said "If you touch my asshole I'll kick you".

Which I’m not even into anal, I was just asking what all she would do. Then she accused me of being grumpy, when I was very nice to her the whole time. After about a half hour she stopped and said "I don’t know what works for you". Even though I paid for an hour, she told me to leave after only a half hour. When I went downstairs, I spoke with the manager. She refused to let me finish the hour with the same or another girl, and she refused to give me any type of compensation even for the half hour I didn't receive. Then she started justifying what the girl did by telling me "Maybe she just had a bad day", and "Your a guy, you don't understand what we go through".

I started to comment on that, and she started shouting at me, calling me an idiot, and a dick, and also told me to get out. As I was leaving, I told her to unlock the door, and then some guy came and elbowed me in the face, and cornered me to the locked door. Then the manager came out of the office and started shouting at me even more, trying to start up an argument. I reached into my pocket and called the police, because they refused to unlock the door and let me out even after they told me to leave. Once on the phone with the police, they finally opened the door, then they pushed me out and attempted to force me unto the street.

While all this was happening they were still threatening me with even more violence. Don’t go to Femme Fatale! There girls are very rude and very cold. They are not a friendly brothel. Plus there drinks are more expensive than the other places. And its not like I was some drunk off the street trying to get a freebie, I used to come in there all the time. If want action in Auckland, go to Emily's, Juliette's, Purely Blue, or Club 574. They are much friendlier and welcoming, cheaper, and have better looking girls. Dont go to Penthouse or Flora's either, they pressure you about picking a girl. The other places are laid back as there is no obligation for you.

Hi, I have been staying in Auckland for the last few weeks, and as the WSG has been a help to me in the past, I thought I would return the favor. Feeling horny and a little lonely in a foreign city, I decided to check out the Asian ladies (the chink in my armor). I had heard about Salon 28 on Ponsonby Rd in the city centre, and the info was dead on. it is a frosted glass shop front, looking like a salon, go in and there is a reception, an hour is $160 full service. I went in and took a shower.

The robes were a little rough, and I started to be a little concerned about the security at that point, but the sign on the wall asking me to leave all valuables in the padlocked locker reassured me. After my shower, I went into the room assigned to me, and it wasn't long before a 25 - woman came in wearing a negligee (I would say a 7) with all the curves in the right places - great butt for anyone, never mind an Asian girl!!!

She asked me if I would like a massage, I said yes, and she proceeded to massage my back, when I rolled over, she blew me straight away, no condom, for at least 15 minutes, stopping when I was close to cumming, then orally placing the condom before climbing on top to ride me to a finish with a nice tight pussy, no lube needed. she lay on top of me for five minutes or so, before squeezing my cock out of her pussy and removing the rubber.

We talked for a good while, her head on my chest and her hand stroking my cock, and as soon as she felt him stirring again, she went down bbj. I wanted to fuck her from behind this time, so slipped on the rubber and bent her over the table. man that ass looked great as I was in her from behind, I came really hard, and she laughed as my legs went to Jello!! I will visit Vicky again for sure!

Brothels in Auckland vary from sleazy to high class. There are several in the latter category, the best of which is the pelican club, which features friendly girls, a nice atmosphere, and a management who understand that making you feel comfortable is a great way to get you back the next time. Down on fort street (Side Street off the bottom end of Queen Street) there is a sad little collection of places which have grown fewer in number over the last few years. The one to avoid at all costs is lipstick. Lipstick features a handful of girls who usually can't make it elsewhere.

Once in a while there's a good one there but for the most part they're older, tired and meaner than you'll find at the better whorehouses. One of the girls told me recently that drug use is common among the women there, and I don't doubt it. Last time I was there were five girls on offer, one of whom was just about the ugliest girl I have ever seen in a brothel.

Think short and square, with badly cut and badly dyed blonde hair, a bad attitude and acne. Makes you wonder what man would be so short-sighted or drunk to want her. The management is sleazy and contemptuous of their clients - as long as they get your money (nz$140 for a strictly enforced half hour) they don't care what experience you have. Avoid this place, and go instead to the pelican club (Newton Road) where you'll find very pretty, friendly girls and get a relaxed hour of fun.

Visited Kings Cross in Sydney whilst on a business trip, had been there before but never picked up anybody. Most are street hookers, hanging around outside the hotels there. They usually accost you as you walk past. There was a blonde, about 20ish, looked OK and young but obviously an addict, and I thought I'd give it a try. Her name was Talia, You have to ask pricing first, and she wanted $120, she guaranteed a great time. I think business must have been kinda slow. She hadn’t had a client that night.

Anyway, I kinda played like I wasn't really interested. She then said she'd do anything I wanted. Desperate for her fix I guess. Alright then I went up to the room, and you have to pay for the room separately about $20 an hour I think. The room was very basic, double bed and that;s it. No bath or toilet. She asked for money upfront, but I said only after. I gave the excuse I'd been ripped off before.

We got our clothes off, (her body was OK, small breasts). I started kissing her, she didn’t turn away. Told her I wanted BJ, and she reached for a condom, but I told her I wanted it without. I negotiated $20 extra for that. She was pretty good, took it down all the way. She did it for about 5 mins and she took it straight out of her mouth and I immediately put it into her pussy (!) We did missionary, then a few other positions. She kept saying - don’t spunk inside me. I told her I was about to come, and I wanted her to open her mouth so I could blow in it.

She was reluctant coz she didn't like the taste of cum but I insisted, so she finally agreed. Once in I asked her to swallow. My dick was still hard after, so I took it out off her mouth and pumped her in her pussy a few more times and came again in there. I paid her, and she then asked for her mobile number so I could see her again. She jotted it down, and we left each other. Overall, an excellent service and value, better than I expected, and even better than some experiences I've had in South East Asia, because this girl was willing enough to do anything and anyhow.

Two reviews. Both names cannot recall. First visit was to Lipstix in Fort Street. Ended up selecting a young half-Maori, half-European brunette. About 22. Was only after a massage and hand job and some cock-teasing. She gave great head (with condom) but felt like there was no condom at all. It was that good. Pierced tongue did the trick. I ended up sucking her juicy trim pussy in various positions. She enjoyed it so much she ended up extending our session (for free) so I could lick her dry. She came hard. Convulsions and all. I stood up and shot my load all over her chest. Highly recommended.

Second visit was to the parlour next door to Show Girls. Picked a blonde woman in her late 30s/early 40s. Skinny but experienced. Again, only after some cock teasing, she insisted that she would let her tongue do the job. Then proceeded to suck my cock bareback for the entire hour before asking for my "milkshake". I proceeded to shoot my thick load in her mouth with two fingers buried in her asshole. She swallowed a bit and then spat the rest on my cock so she could clean it up with her tongue. Highly highly recommended.

Auckland rules.

I have been to Femme Fatale three times now and on my third visit around 3 pm on a Friday I walked in there and there were 19 girls on. And I had a good look around but nothing took my fancy until this spunky goddess in a little pink dress walked in the lounge.

I started to budge instantly. I was so shy that I felt like I was at school again. She was giving me the eye, so I went to her and asked her her name. She said instantly lets go upstairs.

I wasnt going to argue, so off we went. We got in the room and we got undressed. A few seconds later she said, shit your feet stink. So she made me scrub with soap. And put towels on my shoes. I havent lauged so hard in ages. We joked around a lot and I couldnt stop laughing. But we knew we were on a time limit, so she put a condom on and sucked me a bit. But all I wanted to do was fuck her. So I told her to bend over at the end of the bed. And I inserted it and fuck we did. The best I have ever had and the sexiest in a massage parlour to this day. Excellent great laugh.

I recently went to experience the services at Femme Fatale. I walked into the front the door at around 11pm, as it was very busy at the reception area I was told to go down to the bar and meet the ladies. I went and got a drink, (very expensive $8 for beer), and took a seat.

There were a lot of ladies on that night which was a Thursday (was told there were 35 on), it was a hard decision. Then I saw this amazing petite girl with a stunning well toned body and beautiful big natural tits. I went and asked her name and if she wanted to spend some time with me. She replied with a enticing look, "I'm Tammy and of course I would."

Well I took her to the reception desk and booked her for the hour. We got into the nice room upstairs and as she was turning on the shower we started talking. She asked me all sorts of things which I cant quite rememeber as I was mesmerised by her. We undressed and got in the shower which was an experience by itself. Her body was just unbelievable. Once out of the shower, dry, and on the bed she started to give me a full body massage not just with her hands but also her body. Then asked me if I like watching porn.

Well before I could answer she went and turned on the tv screen and turned it up. Tammy said she loved watching and listening to girls fuck. Then she got a condom and started to give me a mind blowing blowjob. I had trouble not blowing my load and she sensed that and told me not to come yet as she was horny and wanted my big cock in her and wanted to come. She then got on top of me and started to ride me, talking dirty, telling me how good it was and loved listening to the porn. It wasnt long before she started to get faster and and get louder, then said she was gonna come and boy did she come and so did I. After that we laid there having a cigarette and got talking. To my amazement she was also a very intelligent lady. All in all it was a bloody great time. I do recommend Tammy to anyone that wants a good suck and fuck.

I then put her on her back lifted her legs and slid right in to the balls.I pumped her steadly for a while and kept going till I broke into a sweat and realized the poor girl, her kness in her chest, was exhausted. I got off and she wiped my face with a towel. She was very patient and good natured and so I did not want to mount her again and ram into her till I came. So I lay back, she put a fresh condom on me and lay beside me so I could suck on her cute nipples while she expertly jerked me off to a great organism. I really liked this girl and it was a great "girl friend experience".

A few days later I visited Femme Fatale and again a very pleasant hostess sent me in to view about 6 young girls around 11:00 a.m. in the morning. Again a petite little girl with large tits and a sweet smile gave me a cup of coffee and I paid my $160 for the hour and took her up to a room.Her name is Angel.

I showered alone and then she rubbed my back a bit. I then lay back and she gave me a blow job while I massaged her tits and then pushed a finger into her, she was wet and I was hard so she got on and rode me cowgirl style for a while. She was a hot number I knew I would not last long so I told her to stop and get off. I pulled her to the edge of the bed put her legs on my shouldes and went in deep. The pleasure was too much and I spurted hard into her.We lay a while talking and then I showered and left.

So in one week I visited 2 of the best massage parlors in Auckland. I think it is really hard to choose between them. I say these are the 2 best because during the day I also went to Nana Thai - 1 girl(OK), Chinese massage - one girl(bad), Famous Floras - 3 blondes, but mature and full figured and Julliets - 2 girls, but could not see them.

~~A few general pointers firstly.~~

~~~~There seem to be two tiers of massage parlours in Auckland - firstly the upmarket ones that include, among others The Pelican Club, Femme Fatale, Famous Floras, The Penthouse and Monicas. They are all generally have nice rooms (especially the recently refurbished rooms at Femme Fatale), generally have a higher standard of girls, and all are priced at the higher end of the market. The second tier of massage parlours I have much less experience of – they generally are sleazier, have uglier girls, often have a lot of Thai girls but charge a little less. These places I generally avoid. ~~

~~~~Another point that many of the readers overlook. You can’t judge a particular establishment on the experience of only one or two girls there. Any of the above places can give you bad, unenthusiastic, impersonal and uninspiring sex. Equally, with a different girl there, you could get the best sex of your life. It really depends on the particular girl. Generally speaking, I rate the Pelican Club and Femme Fatale as the best places in town, for reasons I will elaborate on .~~

~~~~ ~~Most of the girls I’ve been through with seem to be ordinary people. The vast majority of girls are either students, girls who want extra money to enable them to afford the lifestyle they desire, are solo mums or just girls who really do like sex and the bonus of being paid handsomely for it. The is the odd girl who definitely is on drugs in these places (not generally the hard stuff though– it’s generally just cannabis, ecstasy or speed), but this is generally frowned upon by both the managers and the also the fellow sex workers – these girls seem to be the exception rather than the rule~~

~~~~Another thing. To get the best out of a girl, it certainly helps if you make an effort in your own appearance and attitude. The better you smell, the cleaner you look, and the better you dress all help in getting “more bang for your buck”. I have found that if you present yourself well, and show the girls some respect and treat them well, then they will return the favour with a better all round and more intimate experience. There is also a much higher chance of being able to kiss the girls, giving them oral sex, anal fingering, receiving longer blowjobs and on occasion blowjobs with no condoms (a little riskier I know) and anal sex ~~

~~~~Something else that is so obvious that it seems to escape the logic of most men who visit massage parlours. As the girls themselves will attest to, to get the best out of a girl it makes obvious sense to try and visit them at the beginning of their shift. At most of these places this means going to see them at 6:30 or 7pm at the beginning of the evening shift. A girl who is well rested, fresh, and has lots of energy is always going to give a superior service to the same girl at 5am after she’s already been through with five or more men, may have a sore pussy/nipples/jaw, is tired, hungry and may be a little grumpy.~~

~~~~On to the massage parlours themselves. Firstly, the Pelican Club (PC). I’m a fan of playing the probability game – the more girls that are on during a shift, the greater the chance of finding one you will like. At PC they often have over 20 girls on per evening shift, particularly on Thurs, Fri and Sat nights. Day shifts and other nights of the week generally a little fewer girls, but always plenty to choose from. Most of them are in the age range 18 to early 30’s. At PC, the experience is generally reasonably consistent across the board – generally good sex here. Although I have had many awesome sexual experiences here, I’ve also had a few really lame lays here also, but luckily the former category outnumbers the latter. Generally nice friendly girls, smallish rooms all with an Egyptian themed décor, all with showers. There are often one or two really really good looking standout girls here. At PC, it is our impression that you can generally get away with a bit more here than some of the other places around town – they seem to bit a little more relaxed about receiving oral, kissing etc - it very much depends on the individual girl however.~~

~~~~Femme Fatale (FF) I would put in equal first place with PC, for many of the same reasons. Lots of girls to choose from, with often over 15 girls on the popular nights towards the end of the week. Again a predominatly younger group of girls, mostly 18 to early 30’s. Reasonably consistent in that the sex is generally good. Often one or two real head turning, really good looking girls. They have just added an upstairs with brand new rooms – very very nice, modern, all with spa and/or showers, subtle lighting, and on the ceilings that look like the twinkling night sky. Again you seem to be able to get away with a bit more here. The entrance to the place is a bit too prominent however, if you’re one like me who likes to remain incognito. There’s a big neon red light above the entrance on a busy street. The secret side entrance seems to be only open during the day.~~

~~~~Famous Floras, the Penthouse and Monicas I would rank a little below that of PC and FF. Firstly they generally have a fewer girls on per shift, maybe ten or so on a busy night. The girls themselves at these places are generally on par with PC and FF in terms of “good looks” with most being average to good looking, but often only one or two really really nice ones. The rooms also are similar in quality to PC and FF – they seem to go for the themed concept ie: beach room, logcabin room, dungeon room etc. Prices also similar. The sex at these places can be very good. Our impression however is that the girls at these places tend to play by the book a little more – less kissing, less receiving oral etc. Again depends on the girl.~~

~~~~So in summary, PC and FF are the places to go firstly. If no luck try Famous Floras, the Penthouse, or Monicas. Luckily all these places are reasonably close to each other and just a short car ride away from anywhere in the central city.~~

~~~~As for the other places around town, they are all disappointing. I find myself always returning to the above five places. To be fair however I have only been to these places a handful of times over the past few years, and have not gone through on any of these occasions. The other places seem to have things against them in my book – either sleazier, a lower standard of girls, less of them on per shift, often lots of Thai girls (fine if you’re into Thai girls – I ain’t, I’m afraid), and often located in the suburbs. Emily’s, in the city, was good a few years back, but the number and standard of girls seems to have gone downhill. Club 574 (formerly Casablanca) on Manukau Rd in Epsom has been refurbished recently and has really nice opulent spacious rooms – went there the other night – disappointing number and standard of girls. Platinum Club on Great North Rd – not many girls, but standard was ok last time I was there. Many of the places on Fort St and Karangahape Rd are decidedly downmarket – I would avoid.~~

~~I didn’t expect her to accept, if fact I thought she would be shocked but I had nothing to loose and a blowjob to gain. To my pleasant surprise she accepted. So I bought her two packets of 30 and she followed me back to my place, two minutes walk from the shops. I was sensible enough not to give them to until after the transaction had taken place otherwise I was sure that I would never see her again. ~~

~~She called herself Jenny but I don’t think that was her real name. She said she was 18, was about 5’5” and weighed about 50kg, a pleasant but hard face and a good figure. I live alone and she was pleasantly surprised by now nice my place was, so she must live in a dump. I said that we both needed showers as I was a bit suspect over her hygiene. She was a bit skeptical at this as I don’t think the thought that she would be getting naked. However I pushed her into it and she went into the shower. ~~

~~She didn’t want to have a shower with me (unfortunately) so while she was in there, I key locked the doors and hid the keys, just incase that she was going to run off when I had mine. However, that didn’t turn out to be a problem. While she was showering, I took my ¼ table of Viagra, that wonder drug. She came out in a towel, which I asked her to keep on. I asked her if she would like bourbon, the only drink I had and she said yes. I poured two and had my shower. When I came out she had finished her so I offered her another which she accepted and drank most of it fairly quickly.~~

~~I asked her to sit on the bed, still wearing the towel and I lay on it naked. She smelt very much better now. Seeing her with few clothes on, she had some of the home made tattoos on her arms and hands. Perhaps I am a prude, but I had never yet seen a tattoo that had really enhanced a body. I have seen ladies with almost perfect bodies that have had a tattoo that in my opinion had detracted from the body. I think the same goes for body piecing. I asked her if she had given a blowjob before and she said she had and enjoyed them when it was her ex-boyfriend, who was 10 years older than she was and married. She did ask me not to come in her mouth, which I guess was fair enough. I just had to wait and see if I would be a gentleman or not. ~~

~~I was hard by now and as she started stroking me, I started asking questions about her. I have found that if you ask questions of a person, they are usually more than willing to answer and will go away thinking that you are a great conversationalist. And the reason is that the thing people like talking about the most is themselves. (Gosh! Philosophy on the WSG.) I learnt a lot about her from the questions she answered. She hated school and left before she was 15 and had bummed around ever since. ~~

~~She often enjoyed sex she but she didn’t on the first time as when she was raped by an older relative when she was 12. She started into regular sex when she was 14. While she was talking to me, her face became softer and she was more relaxed so I felt that she trusted me. So I asked her if she could show me her body. She was a little reluctant at first but agreed to do so. She had a beautiful body with breasts on the small size and her pussy was very hairy. I wouldn’t call her beautiful but she was very pleasant on the eye. I asked her to leave the towel off so she responded, “Oh, why not.” ~~

~~I also asked her if she had ever done a sexual service for money and she said she hadn’t so she was a “virgin” in one sense. I asked her if I could play with her and/or eat her while she was giving me a blowjob and she gave the same response. I told her that I would give her a massage after and she asked what that was, so I told her. The only thing she knew about massage was the Massage Parlours where sex was sold. She asked me if she could have a cigarette so I said fine. I am a smoker but I don’t smoke inside. But I wasn’t going to suggest that the two of us go outside naked to smoke so I didn’t even mention it. I just switched on my perfume thing. ~~

~~By now she had finished her second drink and I offered her a third which she accepted. Perhaps I was going to be luckier than I had first thought. I think the drink was making her a bit softer as well, instead of the first appearance I had seen her being rather hard. ~~

~~I lay down on the bed again and placed her hand on my erection and started playing with her breasts. The nipples were soft and almost flat but as I played with them, they stood up for themselves. I moved down into her pubes and her legs opened up and allowed me access to them. I think she expected me to put a finger straight inside her but I gently stroked around the area until I found her clitoris. I then asked her to suck me. ~~

~~I was expecting her to ask me for a condom, which I had but I wanted a BBBJ and she didn’t even mention them so I was in luck. She wasn’t an expert, in fact she wasn’t very good at all, but hey, any BB is better than none, especially if one so young gives it. But she did get a little better as time went on. Her pussy became very wet with my administrations and I could tell she was becoming aroused. So I asked her to come and sit on my face. So a change in positions and we were in the 69 position. She was wet and sweet, but the hairs were a bit long for my liking. I would love to trim them. ~~

~~While I was eating her, she came at least twice and every time she came she stopped giving me the blowjob so I lost the intensity. So it would take longer. I didn’t mind and she didn’t seem to either. What she lacked in skill she made up for with enthusiasm. She seemed to be enjoying it. I think it was because she was aroused and a little drunk. ~~

~~She didn’t ask me if I was going to come so I kept eating her and she kept on cuming. It was probably four altogether. She did say that I was a good sucker as she kept cuming. I didn’t think I was going to cum as she was so I suggested a break. She finished her third drink and accepted her forth. I poured my second but very weak. Jenny didn’t seem to want to hurry off as I had first though she would so I suggested that I gave her a massage. ~~

~~I set up my massage oil and arranger her face down on the bed. I started giving her an excellent massage and some of the skills that I had learnt long ago, came back. I found several points of tension that I was able to ease away on her back, the place where most people get them. I did this for about 20 minutes and it is hard work, in more than one sense. Because, I had this lovely naked arse in front of me and it was hard to keep my attention off it and the joys it contained. I moved her legs apart and worked more on them and her lower back while I was kneeling between her legs. Jenny was very relaxed by now and I was very aroused so I went down and started to eat her pussy again. ~~

~~It is rather difficult in this position but she rotated her buttocks so I had access to her wetness. She liked me eating her and I had just met her less than two hours ago. I asked her if she wanted more and she said yes, so I asked her to turn over and continued to eat her. It wasn’t long when she started to cum again and I said, “I’m going to fuck you!” If she had had said “No” or “condom” I would have complied but she just opened her legs and welcomed me inside her as she continued to cum. She even kissed me passionately as she did so. She was fairly tight and wet and I wasn’t able to last long before I came inside her. Jenny seemed to be in a dream state and seemed to be enjoying it. She said that I could fuck her anytime as I made her cum so much. I hope that I can keep her to that promise. ~~

~~She stayed for almost another hour and she gave me another 69 blowjob and we made love again. It was more like making love than just sex as she gave me GFE, but this time I didn’t cum. ~~

~~She didn’t have a phone number to give me but I gave her mine and told her to call me any time or “cum” and see me if she wanted any money. I told her I would help her in any way I could. She had spent over two hours with me. The cost? Well I gave her $80.00 and the cigarettes so it was just over $100.00. The best value I have ever had. I hope she contacts me again and if she goes into business, as I think she might, I will post the details. My second working girl “virgin”. She is 32 years younger than I am so I am a dirty old man, but I don’t look my age, perhaps 45.~~

~~ The following update is divided into sections on brothels and massage parlors. There’s a lot of overlap in these terms, but I make a rather arbitrary distinction between higher-class places (the brothels) and cheaper, sleazier joints (massage parlors). Guys seeking the latter form of fun - especially if your cock likes Asian imports - are advised to head for the Fort Street area (just off the northern end of Queen Street). Those seeking a classier experience should try one of the brothels scattered around town. Details of both below.~~

~~ Essentially it all depends on what you want from a girl: just sex, or something more. Most of the Asian girls in the massage parlors will give you a good fuck, but at some of the brothels you may actually find yourself having sex with someone you like. Some of the girls at the better brothels are truly charming, and are often smart, interesting individuals in their own right. For those men whose sex addiction comes with a romantic streak, you can have a wonderful experience if you find the right girl, and more than one person (including me) has found himself wistfully falling for a prostitute and wishing he could get to know her in real life. Oh well - time to get a grip...~~

~~ All prices below are in NZ dollars. For those coming from the US, halve the quoted figure and you’ll have the approximate cost in US currency.~~

~~~~First of all: some general rules~~

~~ From my experience in Auckland (and elsewhere), I humbly suggest the following general rules for guys seeking sex:~~

~~1. Don’t ever feel obligated. If you go to a place where they want to charge you before you even walk in, don’t be put off by this, but politely ask to see the girls on offer first. In my limited experience, I’ve yet to find a place that won’t let you preview the merchandise (and anyway most places don’t try to charge you upfront). If none of the girls ring your bells, just say thank you and leave.~~

~~2. A general rule is that anywhere you go (both brothels and massage parlors) you’ll have more choice in girls in the evening than at other times. So pick the evening shifts if you can; there are also likely to be more men around, so you can blend in. Never - unless you’re so desperately aroused that you’ll burst if you don’t get laid - go to a massage parlor at 5 am or some similarly early hour. This is usually when the older, worn-out, unenthusiastic girls work, and there’s also a lot less choice at that hour. Note that this doesn’t apply to some of the brothels, where girls often remain on duty into the early hours (the Pelican Club is open till 6 am, and the girls aren’t allowed to leave until the last customer has been serviced).~~

~~3. Pussy-eaters take note: never ask a working girl whether you can go down on her, because if you ask permission, she’ll invariably say no. Instead, just do it; if the girl really doesn’t do that, she’ll subtly push you away or tell you. But a lot of them will put up with some pussy licking unless you give them the opening to say no.

~~~~4. My impression about Auckland is that there’s not much in the way of true scamming in the sex scene (I’d be interested to hear others’ views). Either the price quoted is all-inclusive, or you pay a basic fee for a “massage” and give the girl extra for sex. You can always tell the latter places because the massage fee is cheap; if you’re quoted $40 or $50 for the massage, you can be sure the sex will cost you extra, so ask what “full service” costs before you go off with a girl. You want to pay the entire fee before you get to the room so there are no surprises.~~

~~5. Incall versus outcall: this is pretty obvious, but outcall works best if you’re ordering a girl you know and like. Otherwise you run the risk of getting someone you don’t really want. So go to a brothel and check out the fare; that way, if you feel like staying in your hotel room, you can request someone you’ve already seen (and/or had).~~

~~6. Finally, a word to first-timers... If you’re in Auckland and you’ve never had sex with a working girl, but want to and are nervous about it, head straight for the Pelican Club in the evening. Don’t fuck around (pun intended) anywhere else, and don‘t skimp on money (besides, the PC is still great value). Your first experience should be relaxed and fun, and if you go to the PC and select the right girl, you have a much better chance of this occurring there than anywhere else. Read the description below to find out why. And don’t feel self-conscious: everyone’s there for the same thing, and it isn’t like the girls think badly of you for it, so go for it and have a good time!~~

~~~~A note on Viagra~~

~~ I was recently given a hit of this little wonder drug by a friend, and I thoroughly recommend it to others. You don’t need to be impotent to use it: think of it as a good recreational drug that keeps you hard and therefore lets you go longer (or more often) with a girl. And if you’re a first-timer who’s nervous, it would certainly be a great performance booster. Viagra is available from various on-line pharmacies; you fill out a form, list “erectile dysfunction” as the “problem” (whether you have it or not), and an on-line physician will okay the prescription. Viagra isn’t cheap, but it’s definitely worth the money for those special occasions when you want to be sure you can enjoy your chosen working girl to the fullest. Note that half a tablet or less is all that’s necessary; larger doses may make you burst.~~

~~ OK, on to the details of the Auckland sex scene...~~

~~~~BROTHELS~~

~~Having now sampled a few more of these establishments than I did last year, I remain unmoveable in my loyalty to the Pelican Club. In the Auckland sex scene, there are basically two levels of quality: the Pelican Club, and everywhere else. Details and a couple of girl recommendations below.~~~~

~~Other places~~

~~ In the interest of fairness and variety, this time around a friend and I decided to try a couple of other places one evening (i.e. not the Pelican Club). We began at FAMOUS FLORA’S, where we found only a couple of other men and a staff consisting of around half a dozen mostly personality-less girls with that reserved, bored and vaguely disdainful look that many hookers have. With the exception of the girl at the bar, there was little effort to draw us into conversation or make us feel relaxed.

~~~~ Thoroughly unimpressed, we left and went to a new establishment, THE 2000 CLUB. We were the only men there for most of the half hour or so we stayed, and there were only three girls on duty at the bar. They were certainly more friendly than the ice maidens at Flora’s, but the place was just too quiet. Although my friend and I both briefly flirted with the idea of engaging a very friendly girl named Sydney, we ultimately decided that the night was young and better selection was probably available elsewhere.~~

~~ We didn’t hit Auckland’s other well-known brothel, FEMME FATALE, but my friend would have me note two things about this place. First, that right now at least, the afternoon shift has a very different (and much better) feel to it than the evening shift. Second, that Carla - currently on in the afternoon - is an experience worth having. I didn’t try her (the friend and I have very different tastes in women), but he was sufficiently impressed to go back to her more than once (the word “spectacular” was used, so take that for what it’s worth).~~~~ Anyway, after leaving The 2000 Club it was off to the old standby...~~~~

~~The Pelican Club~~

~~ THE PELICAN CLUB (101 Newton Road, tel 09 358 0900, not-very-useful web site www.pelicanclub.co.nz) remains the best outfit in town. Open from 10 am to 6 am the next day. It’s a class operation, and while not all their girls are friendly or stunning, many are fun, beautiful or both. Like many brothels, the PC also runs outcall escort services; details below. As others have noted, there’s been a slight change at the PC of late, with a lot more Maori girls and a couple of older women showing up. But the evening shift still offers plenty of selection; there are typically a dozen or more girls on offer. The afternoon shift features only a few girls (or did the day I checked it). Costs given at the end of this section.~~

~~ Not surprisingly, my friend and I found that this was where everyone was hanging out. It was crowded, but personally I rather like this since it means you can survey the scene without feeling the need to immediately enter into conversation, not to mention the fact that it offers good people-watching opportunities. There’s a small bar (drinks $6, you don’t need to buy one for the girls) and also a small lounge area. If you find a girl you like, you go to the manageress (office next to the bar) and pay, then the girl will take you to a room for an hour. It’s very relaxed and highly professional.~~

~~ Recommending particular girls is always rather pointless because ultimately it’s up to one’s personal taste, and anyway girls come and go. But here goes anyway; recs good as of February 2003.~~

~~ Rec #1: Bella. If you like older women, or want sex with someone special, Bella is pretty remarkable. I met her one afternoon; I wasn’t particularly taken by anyone on the shift, but while drinking at the bar I started talking to the woman behind it, who turned out to be Bella. She’s around 40, European, stylish and sexy. But her looks weren’t the attraction; it was pure personality. It quickly became apparent that Bella was a complete original: smart, cultured, irrepressible and entirely her own person, with an uncompromising devotion to pleasure and life’s finer aspects. She was wonderful, and after talking with her for well over an hour I decided that, while she really wasn’t my type, I just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to have sex with such an extraordinary woman. It was delightful. We spent an hour in easy and affectionate conversation, interspersed with some surprisingly sensual sex. She was actually wet, and kissed passionately.~~

~~ Rec #2: Eve, in my book the current star of the PC show. If you want to worship the ground a girl walks on out of sheer appreciation of her beauty, you need to meet Eve. And since two women in 24 hours apparently wasn’t enough for me (besides Bella, I’d also had an Asian girl at 1 am the previous night), I decided that evening to try an outcall for the first time. So I ordered up Eve, a young blonde I’d seen at the PC the previous night and who I’d narrowly missed engaging (some other guy snapped her up first, the bastard). Eve is a very amusing young woman, 20 years old and quite together, with a delightfully upfront attitude towards her profession (she was talking about how difficult it is for a single woman to rent a flat in Auckland because landladies are worried about tenants’ financial stability; she said she often feels like saying “Listen, I’m an insurance adjuster and a prostitute. I make a lot more money than you and your husband combined, so get over it.”)~~

~~ What I didn’t appreciate until she came to my room was how absolutely stunning Eve is. A bit taller than average (5' 6") with a delicate face, great smile, a bob of very blonde silky hair, and a body that is essentially, well, perfect. Delicious legs, perfect breasts, narrow waist, a sweet pussy, all wrapped up in the unique glow and incomparably smooth texture of young skin. Even though she won’t receive oral, it was a privilege just to be in bed with her, and she felt very, very good inside. Beautiful enough to almost make you believe in God (note to Christians offended by this crass juxtaposition of religion and sin: get over it. And anyway, what are you doing on this Web site in the first place??)~~

~~ I had Eve a second time, this time at the PC a week later. Totally comfortable and very exciting.~~~~ For those who like older women, I’d also recommend Portia, who is one of the warmest and most delightful human beings you’re ever likely to meet inside the four walls of a bordello.~~~~ That’s it for recs for now. Oh, sadly the girl I fell for there last year, the wonderful Sheridan, is long since gone. She joins the ranks of Josie and one or two other ex-Pelicanettes who have moved on to other things and remain only as happy memories (sigh).~~

~~ Pelican Club costs: $160 for an hour, or $186 if you use a credit card. All-inclusive, no hassles, no extras. It’s a comfortable full hour, no matter whether you cum in the first five minutes or the last.~~

~~ Outcall services: costs depend on where your hotel is. For downtown hotels the cost is $195 for an hour (less for cash), again all-in. You call to reserve a girl; if you’re paying by credit card they’ll run it to check the validity, then call you back to confirm and give you an arrival time for the girl. The girl is driven to your hotel by a driver, who comes with her to your room and takes payment (no, he doesn’t stay and watch). He’ll return and knock on your door when your time is up, but again the girl won’t leave until then (with Eve, we had about 20 minutes after I was done worshiping her body, and the two of us stood on the balcony of the room chatting easily until it was time for her to go. And my pillow smelled of her afterwards, sigh...).~~

~~ If you use a credit card at the PC, your statement will read “Horizon Developments”, which may or may not be someone’s idea of a joke. Horizontal Envelopments, perhaps?~~~~

~~MASSAGE PARLORS~~

~~ Again, the biggest concentration of these enjoyably sleazy joints is around the Fort Street area off the northern end of Queen Street. Since I last wrote, one of these places - Kylie’s - has closed, an announcement which will no doubt be greeted with applause by some, and qualified disappointment by others. I’m sort of among the latter; Kylie’s was a crummy place in some ways, but if you knew the routine there you could sometimes find a jewel of a girl.~~

~~ Most of the places in this area have mostly or entirely Asian girls on their staff. If you’re one of those men who just wants to fuck without any polite conversation, or if you’re turned on by talking dirty to a girl during sex but don’t want to feel self-conscious about it, these outfits are a good bet because most of the girls speak no more than rudimentary English (you can say whatever you like while you’re fucking them and they’ll be clueless). Costs seem to be all about the same: $120 for a half hour, $150 for an hour. Some seem to have a cum-and-go policy, so use your time well.~~

~~ My recent experience is confined to two places: Romeo’s and Lipstix (both on Fort Street itself). Avoid Romeo’s; I’ve been there twice and was singularly unimpressed with the experience. Romeo’s is expensive, with girls who range from unenthusiastic to outright annoying.~~

~~ Lipstix is much better (though it sure ain’t the Pelican Club),and seems to be the only parlor down here that’s open 24 hours. Pros: lots of girls at peak times, upfront selection of pussy, credit cards accepted. Cons: none really, except they’re strict about time (if you pay for half an hour, at exactly 30 minutes a guy will come to knock on the door and tell you you’re done). The night I went there Lipstix had at least ten girls at the bar (and presumably there were a couple of others off somewhere being fucked). ~~

~~They’re all Asian: Thai, Laotian, who knows what else. No stunners in sight, but all were cute enough to satisfy a hard cock. When you walk in you’re greeted by an older woman who asks you want you want (massage or full service) and tells you the price. The girls are all right there behind the bar; you pick one, pay, and off you go. There’s no additional charge for use of a credit card. In the room, it’s the usual procedure: you take a shower and then have your way with the girl. You can have a massage first if you want; some girls are pretty good at this while some, well, aren’t. Most of the girls will suck as well as fuck, and some will let you go down on them (again, don’t ever ask - just do it).~~

~~ Price... well, the actually cost went up while I was there. I went twice: first fuck was $120 for 30 minutes, and ten days later it was suddenly $140 (and $180 for an hour, which is, absurdly, more than the Pelican Club). The America’s Cup was on, so I suspect the price hike may have been a temporary attempt to gouge the crowds of horny men in town.~~

~~ No point in recommending girls: they come and go here. Just pick some Asian cunt that looks good to you and have fun sliding your cock into it...~~~~ OK, that’s it for this report, except for one final thing.~~~~

~~LASTLY...~~

~~~~ I had the shower and came back into the room. I was only just in an another young girl came into the room. She didn't look as if she was even 15, but she told me that she was 20 and was on holiday in New Zealand and learning English. She had fair English so it was reasonably easy to talk to her. She was very small, about 5 feet, perhaps 90 lbs, and small all over. I could have picked her up with one hand, but boy was she cute. She wore slack and a loose top and looked delightful and very edible. ~~~~For her size, she gave a good massage, but it wasn't as hard as I would have liked but then she wasn't large enough to give a hard massage. For some of it she had to get up on the table. ~~

~~When I turned over, I was able to look at her better. Although she had her clothes on, she had almost flawless skin. I couldn’t call her beautiful, perhaps a 6+ but she was just cute. Just looking at her made me hard, when she commented on. She asked me if I wanted a hand hob, and I asked if there was anything else. She said No because she was not a full service girl. Now I don’t like HJ so I said to her I would give her $60.00 if she would massage me in the nude and if I could eat her pussy. She didn’t understand what I meant and although she has happy to be in the nude, she was more reluctant to let me eat her. She also gave me the impression that she was still a virgin.~~

~~So I asked her to come and lie down beside me nude, which she did, somewhat reluctantly. She wanted to turn the light down, but I managed to keep them up so that I could feast on her body. She did have flawless skin, small breasts 32AA, 21, 32 or something like that. She was small all over, but a reasonable amount of pussy hair. I do not remember her working name but her Chinese name was something similar to May Lee.~~

~~She would not let me kiss her on the mouth, which I wanted to, but her face, neck, shoulders and down to her breasts. While I was doing this, I was moving my hand down towards her pubic area. Eventually I found her magic button while I continued to mount an oral assault on her breasts. Her Bee (the Chinese word for pussy) became very wet and she seemed to become very aroused. I did this for several minutes and then moved down her body, kissing all around the pubic area, while still continuing to play with her Bee, which was very wet by now. She was a little reluctant to let me go any further, but she didn’t make very much of an effort to stop me.~~

~~I have found from experience in the past, and also read it in other people’s posts, that if you can get your mouth on their pussy, you are almost home. This is what I wanted to do and although she was half heartedly stopping me, she didn’t protest when I eventually fixed my lips on her pussy. She was still a bit nervous but the longer I was down there, the more she seemed to like it. I still played with her breasts while I was down there. ~~

~~It wasn’t long before she was stroking my head. I would like to say she pulled my face harder into her, but she didn’t to that but she was more relaxed about what I was doing and was becoming more excited. Her legs opened more. She was beautifully sweet to eat and clean. She started to come and seemed to come in a long continuous stream as she sighed a little and her hands moved faster on my head. Her pussy was so wet and now I knew it would be now or never, so I just moved up on her and entered her. She was a bit tight, no where near as tight as I thought she would be. She had a surprised look on her face but didn’t try to stop me at all. If anything, she welcomed me into her. She seemed to still be coming and I had made three or four stroke into her before she really realised what had happened. I thought she would then protest, but she didn’t. If fact she let me kiss her. She did still seemed surprised, but she was enjoying it. ~~

~~I was pleasantly surprised that she did not stop me at all. Like all inexperienced girls, she did not play an active part. I think she was not as tight as I had expected because she was so wet and also because I was bare back. I knew she would be safe as I had had a check less than two weeks ago and had not be active at all since then. I guess I was only inside her for less than 5 minutes before I knew I would come so I pulled out of her and came on her stomach. I could see some slight traces of blood on my penis, so I knew she must have been a virgin. She couldn’t have become pregnant from me because I had a vasectomy 18 years ago. ~~

~~May Lee seemed to be a little bewildered and perhaps a little upset, but I cuddled and reassured her. I wanted to have her again but we were now out of time. I gave her a cuddle and gave her everything in my wallet, about $120.00. She was grateful for that and seemed to be better. I told her that I would come back and see her soon with more money. She seemed happy with that.~~

~~I went to a cash machine to draw out more money, took a Viagra dose and went back and booked another massage with her. Once in the room, I gave her a total of $500.00, which she was very excited with, and we had another session, this time much longer and again without a condom. For one, she didn’t have condoms, as she was not a “full service” girl. She was a little concerned about that but I showed her my results sheet and told her that I could not have babies any more.~~

~~I love going BB and do it when I can, but in all the years I have been having sex, I have only caught something once, apart from a wife, and that was NSU almost 30 years ago from a girl friend. ~~