Hi All. From the reviews posted you'd think this was a great place for sex. Personally I think it stinks.

The Kings Cross area has been cleaned up by the local city council with some $19 million being spent on new streets, lighting, etc. Also as sex business closes down, the city refuses to issue permits for new types of sex business...this area was fun once but now its sadly lacking.

Tried to get a BJ from a street walker but she ended up ripping me for $60. Then went to two different brothels - The Penthouse was one of them and Silkies was the other. Girls were about a 6...quite old and ugly. Prices horrible too at $140 starting price for half an hour.... guess I'm spoiled by Bangkok where I can get an 8 or 9 for $12 or so for an hour or more... One more note...the local women are not friendly at all... tried to strike up conversations with many of them...never had problems in any other country but these ladies seem quite stuck on themselves... I won't be returning to the land of Oz.

I went to 116, Hampton Rd, Artarmon, today, after reading a review here. The massage parlor is right next to Artarmon rail station. The entry is at the rear end. I was there around 2 pm. I don't know if it was too early or whether the girls were out for lunch. There were no girls at that time. The manager was too old for me, probably 60 years old.

The review said the manager also serves customers, but I don't think so. The manager told me there are only 2 girls. I asked for both, but the manager didn't allow that. She said she had to keep one to serve other customers.

The first girl showed up in 10 mins. Her name was Jennifer. Pretty, slim girl. Probably 27 yrs old. $60 for 1/2 hrs. $110 for full service. Started with a full body massage. I became so hot and hard after only 10 mins. I put her on the bed, and started to eat her pussy. She was pretty clean. No smell at all. She got wet not very quick, just normal.

Then a BJ with condom on. Her pussy was loose. Because she was slim, if you fucked too hard, it hurt her. So she put her hands on her stomach to protect herself.

Overall, the service was good. 8/10. I just didn't like her fake moans.

The First is at ---Rear 116 Hampton Rd, Artarmon.--- It's an Asian massage parlour that always has friendly young asian girls. Occasionally I have been thre during busy times when there are no girls and the Manager will service you. She is older and a little bit harsh on the eye but gives excellent BJ. The girls change frequently but I have never had a really bad massage here. Occasionally I receive a bad massage but the hand relief will more than make up for it or vice versa. The price starts at $60 for 1/2 hour $80 1/2 hour with two girls (excellent value!). Occasionally there will be a beautiful young new girl there and the extra money for the full service is all worth while!

The second place I frequent is --- Asian Touch --- on Willoughby Road, Crows Nest (85A I think?!?!) This place has individual showers in each of the rooms, unlike Artarmon, so you can always see your wallet, but I have never had any problems in either establisment in many years. The girls here change often too, but the service is very different here. You always seem to end up with something different. It starts from $60 for 1/2 hour but I have had many different experiences here from a very petite asian girl making me come with her feet to a stunning older woman making me cum by rubbing the head of my cock against her asshole as she clenched her butt cheeks. It seems I get something different each time I go here.

Australian, 25yo, long brown hair, beautiful smooth tanned skin, perfect size 10, DD cup enhanced breasts. She is one of the most beautiful girls ever to work at the Gateway Club. Simone is a very classy girl who is dressed in the best designer lingerie and is always groomed immaculately.

Ultimate service with kisses, sophisticated teasing, anal play, advanced positions, frantic paced sex with close embraces and those incredible breasts that every girl dreams about. The surgeon is a true artist!

Once upon a time there was a girl called Simone. She was beautiful, enjoyed walking around in beautiful clothes and made Nick lose his train of thought more than usual. Anyway, Simone was very lucky because she had a magic body which gave her special powers over blokes. She only had to wave it around in a chaps general directon and he would go all funny. First his mouth would dry up and he'd feel like the bottom of his stomach had fallen out.

Then all the blood in his body would surge into his scrotum and penis, making them feel all tingly. Then his brain would stop working. Yep it only took a brief glance at Simone's perfectly smooth pussy to have a bloke forget everything else but the urgent desire to plough his raging pant bison deep into its musky depths again and again and again. And again if he had a short break and listened to a beautiful Diana Krall tune.

Anyway.........Simone was aware of the amazing sexual power she weilded but sadly, had no control over it. It didnt matter how many pairs of lead underpants she wore or how much she tried to disguise the nubile shape of her ripe young body with potato sacks, the enchanting temptation of her succulent pussy would radiate relentlessly from her and turn every man within 20 yards into a mindless, drooling slave to vagina. So essentially they were no different to normal.

Anyway the moral of the story is.....don't count...um, chickens...or some shit....fuck...whatever.

Sweet dreams.

Looks 9.8/10

Taylor Gateway 24yo very pretty girl from NZ, 5'5 size 8, B cup breasts, smooth pussy, very nice body with no blemishes and gorgeous skin. Just came back from a holiday cruise and ready for action. Taylor is such a lovely girl, very fashion conscious. I like her make up which is simple and shows off her flawless skin. Powder blue on her eyelids really does it for HB and she has the retro 70's thing down pat. Tonight she is wearing a chic nightclubbing type white outfit which shows off her slim size 8 figure soo well. BJ was so good it almost ended the session immediately. This girl loves to give head and could suck a golf ball through a garden hose - much like Dominique.

The sex was more a passionate/energetic gfe with Taylor meeting my thrusts with equal enthusiasm. Right to the end Taylor kept pushing the rhythm faster and almost bucked HB off the bed. HB was very impressed with her flexibility, wonderful noises, fantastic attitude and willingness to please. Taylor is not a dirty talker/pse but prefers to keep the emphasis on the movement and eye contact. She moves very well and has heaps of stamina. Must do aerobics/Tae Bo or something.

I have theorised that brothel hopping is a modern expression of HB's ancestral instincts and the need to have different women every week fits right in with this thesis. It is such a sudden and intense urge and seems so deep seated that I think I will have it for some time to come.

Review Brandy Australian, 5'6, 25yo long dark wavy hair size 10, nice C cup naturals and a lovely shaped ass to go with them. Brandy wears a sexy bikini with sea shells around her neck and has a very easy going nature. She is so "healthy looking" that she would look good even if HB drew her with a crayon on a piece of fatty bacon. I'd like to see her on a catwalk in a micro mini or a Miss Moneypenny pencil, denim floral or tweed. Maybe a black cashmere twinset. A real fashion maverick this Brandy.

To say Brandy is fun is an understatement. If she was my girlfriend I wouldn't be surprised if she would turn up with tickets to female Jelly wrestling at the Oxford Tavern, Petersham, another one of HB's favourite hangouts. She'd probably want to join in and win. Brandy has heaps of sex appeal for this reason. She loves girls as much as the punters and men ogle her and put off going to the bathroom as they can't walk properly with the immense erections she inspires.

I tell her it's going to be an easy booking. Just a play and grope in the spa as I love her breasts. This was going really nicely with lovely long kisses in the water. HB's friday afternoons have never been so good lately, gee I've got a lot to thank Nick for. Then Brandy just came out with "I want a really hard fuck, are you going to give it to me?" her whole body poised with question. Well, HB didn't need much arm twisting. HB heard loud screams, the type that get complaints from the neighbours and police knocking at the door. Rough thrusts and arse spanking was encouraged and sent Brandy over the edge. It was exhausting just watching her. We went at it at a frenetic pace with the awkwardness of it being our first time which caused some laughter. It was an overdue fuck (24hrs) and the object of my desire was all the sweeter for it.

Everyone fantasises about kissing Gateway girls. They are beautiful fullstop. Some do, some don't so HB spends much of the intro asking about deep, sensual kisses from these goddesses. Girl number one said no flat out. Girl number two said "she just wanted to be friends" which is unusual for a girl in a brothel. HB having a blood alcohol concentration of about 0.25 (courtesy of Nick's scotch) and singing "I need a girl that won't drive me crazy" by John Couger probably had something to do with it. I can't help myself sometimes.

Jordan is so lovely and understanding. She is a yes girl and very popular for this reason. You could be the Hunchback of Notredame and she would still treat you like a king. Jordan is Australian, bisexual, 25yo with long brown hair 5'8, size 10 with strong long legs and B cup natural breasts. She is a former dancer and cheerleader and can dance like nothing else HB has seen. I simply adore her for her beauty, honesty and the fact that she has been blessed at birth with an unusually long tongue. I have not fantasised this much about someone since the woman on the "Brand Power" advertisements.

Had a wonderful time with her in the spa, bed and shower. She is a wonderful kisser and has a lovely shaped ass which I pay alot of attention to. Her puss is shaved nice and smooth and experiencing her body move all over me in the spa was just what I needed. Forgot all about that Brand power ad woman. Jordan is very open sexually and will accomodate alot of fantasies if the mood is right and the punter takes it slow. HB got more than he expected (light B&D, anal play) and so will you if you play your cards right. A double with Brandy is definitely on the cards as they get on well.

The best part of the session was wrestling with her. She's really strong and displays wonderful athletisism from her years of dance training. This is also apparent when you are pelvis to pelvis grinding with her in slow rhythmic circular motions. She is also a highly skilled towel flicker which she will gladly show you given the opportunity. We also got pretty heavy into the grunting, slapping demented behaviour HB is sometimes known for. Jordan's voice is very sexy and she ended her first orgasm on a wailing note that encompasses a primal female emotion dating back to the anguish voiced by the first cavewoman when she discovered that the sensitive rock artist she thought she had shacked up with was actually a closet wildebeest killing, swamp water swilling, hunter-gatherer bloody Neanderthal.....much like HB.

Private Rear Entrance, Parking in Queen St

Prices $155/$215/$260. Rooms are spacious, immaculate, contain excellent shower/toilet facilities and have well stocked minibars. Many rooms have a spa.

Review Dominique

HB doesnt need a pocket translator in this place, his wog-boy vernacular is finely tuned (Oh my gawd, full sick, fully hectic bro) and is surprised to hear that Mercedes is still the topic of conversation at the bar despite having been retired 9 months (tissue share prices rose sharply).

The Gateway or Gway as it is also known is not a place for discussing wine/ cheese/ philosophy /poetry /politics/ Edward Saids Orientalism or how fantastic HB's new black turtle neck, cream jodhpurs and black riding boots look on HB. It is for discussing Gateway girls and what a tip-top shag they are. It is also good value for watching chubby smiling big girls blouse 18 year old boys go up the stairs thinking they can put Layla into retirement. When they come back down 10 minutes early they look like thay have run the city to surf with 3 jumpers on and appear as if they are gonna have aheart attack.

Tonight was going to be special. HB has been in training for Dominique for ages and has even worn his lucky Mister Men underpants. Formerly Monique of La Petite Aroma, this blonde devil is a real sexual predator and roams the floor demanding complete respect from the boys who make up the brothel hopper collective in this place.

Ma Li Hua. She broke the the world domino toppling record in Singapore working 13 hours a day for 45 days, she erected 303, 628 dominoes which fell over in 15 minutes leaving just 7 standing. In the same vein, Dominique of the Gateway has a similar record with local/interstate/overseas clients except she leaves no-one erect or standing, not even HB.

This bionic woman is 32yo 5'9 blonde, size 10, D cup enhanced breasts and the best toned body in Sydney. No comparisons can be made by HB except maybe girls which grace the cover of fitness magazines overseas. Body is 10.0/10 period. She is almost certainly a fitness fanatic

My eyes were focussed on her deeply tanned skin between her hair and her white holterneck top. My ears were living a life of their own deep inside her dark warm voice which made me think of smooth skin and being kissed.

I was hoping the music would be Kate Bush (Babooshka) Bjork or even Elvis Costello but Ricky Martin Latin ballad it was gonna be. It set the rhythym.

People communicate in four basic styles within the system of neurolinguistic programming- visual, auditory, kinesthetic or auditory digital. Everyone is a mix but usually one predominates. Dominique is an exteme kinesthetic person and knowing this HB changes his approach and turns down the lights, embracing her to begin the night close and personal- missionary.

What followed was a whole lotta frantic sex, some of it not "nice" in an emotion free zone like no other HB has experienced. It was simply world series power sex at its best with noises that would frighten a mangy ridden wildebeest. Dominique literally wipes the floor with any other wl in Sydney with respect to enthusiasm fitness, overt sexuality, flexibility and rhythym. She puts on a show that would make most porn actress' look average.