- Hat Yai Travel Report Dated Added: Sat Feb 28 2004 Submitted by: beentz
Hello All, Been to BBK many times, but was in Hat Yai last weekend for the first time. Based upon the reviews in WSG I paid a visit to the Pink Hotel.
Either the place has changed, the 'rules' are changed or I was in the wrong place.
We arrived around 9pm and took a seat in a bar down stairs and waited for the advertized "sexy show" to start at 10:30. For the next 1 and 1/2 hour we listened to girls get up on stage ( fully clothed) and croon some bad Thai Karoke. There appreared to be 'working girls' in the bar, but it was so subtle that we were not sure if they were working or someones date. The whole time we weere there no one approached us and asked if we were looking for company. At 10:30 5-6 girls in bikinis came out and did a dance routine. They were followed by a mixed guy/girl dance routine. There was nothing 'sexy' about any of this. By 11:00 we were fed up and left. Upon exitingt we saw the sign for the massage and thought we check it out.
We went up stairs and found the 'fishbowl 'at the massage area empty ( literally not person there.) We went into the bar next to the massage area and there were 5-6 girls sitting out side the bar in uniforms. After about 15 minutes, no one had approached us, so I went back out side the bar and asked one the girls to join me. We has a drink and chatted badly, ( almost no English was understood) I asked her about how much it was to go home for the night. She made very clearly that no girls in the bar will go home. " Stay in Bar Only". I wasn't sure if she meant this for me or all customers. The guy on the couch next to me had 5 girls sitting with him. Around 2am ( I think) the bar closed and we all had to leave. As far as I could tell, everyone walked out alone. No girls left the bar.
Other bars we went to during the weekend seem to work the same way.....
Can someone advise me on how this is supposed to work?
Where can you find girls on the street?
Other bars where the girls will leave with you? Bar fine? Prices?
I saw 'sexy shows' advertized everywhere, but as soon as I asked for details ( to avoid the same dissappointment as the first night) no one could tell me anything. Whats up?
(Review # 8456)
- Bangkok/Pattaya Escort Review Dated Added: Thu Dec 04 2003 Submitted by: tom
It`s not difficult to get girl with 500-1000b for all night, if you pay more you are stupid...
Go-go bar`s are much expensive, but please dont pay overprice..
(Review # 7972)
- Bangkok, etc. Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Oct 06 2003 Submitted by:
Thai's can be very pushy and rude - of course if you can just walk away and not let it bother you, that's good/the best for you. BUT if you cannot, just scold them the best you have learned, and THEN walk away before they get out of the surprise that a "farang" had the guts to talk back.
SECOND: about not touching hair, point feet, etc., forget about it, the thai's sure already have, especially in the tourist/sex-trade places.
THIRD: if you ask a girl for a price for sex and you pay it, do so if you are old, ugly, fat, rich, or particularly fond of the girl .. otherwise negotiate. I don't mean over 50 baht, but if she wants 1500 you should say, sorry cannot pay more than 800 and you will usually end up paying 1000. Bangkok is more expensive than the other sex-destinations.
Bar fines for beer-bars are usually 200 baht .. and the girls fee are negotiable, often they don't mention anything about money, which means that you can pay them what you want (don't cheat them though), or even if asked is saying "up to you". IF you ask them how much they will usually say 1000 or more, (again depending how good looking you and they are) which means that you can get them for 7-800, depending on how many farang are around that particular night. That is usually for 1 night, though some may leave after a few hours.
Dancers in go-go bars have a 500 baht barfine, and if they are keen to get out of there you can get them for 1000 .. if you are in Bangkok expect to pay the double.
FOUR: IF you are well off, by all means pay the girls, buy them clothes, eat at expensive restaurants .. but if you are not so well of (or wise) don't overpay .. you will just make it more difficult for the not so rich to get a "laid" back holiday. IF the girl like you she will often stay with you for a week or how long your holiday is, for a price ranging from a few thousand + meals and some gifts like clothing, to like 10-20.000 ... what I like is to find someone that likes me and that I like, that way both can negotiate a price that are satisfying everyone.
FIVE: dont buy the "I only work here 1 month, I have no boyfriend, my family have debt of ???thousand baht" and other stories, It might be true, but most often are just stories to get more money out of you. And many of the girls have more than one farang boyfriend sending them money, beliving that he is the only one, many of the girls have a thai husband or boyfriend, either in the city or back home. NOT all girls are lying cheaters but like 50 % are.
SIX: a book called: "hello sexy man" - the single man survival guide to Pattaya, is worth the money for newcomers, even you are heading for other sex destinations. Not all what is in the book is correct (only for the writer) but he definitely put his fingers on some things that are common "problems".
SEVEN: go for what you really want, maybe you will get a little less, but mostly you won't leave dissapointed, use your common sense and you will have a good time, a lot of thais are o.k. people, but especially in the tourist-sex trade you just have to be a little cautious. Have fun. (Review # 7669)
- Golok/Kolok Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Oct 05 2003 Submitted by: ZZ
Hi Guys, good hunting for the street at Karaoke/Pub or Massage center in Sg Kolok/Golok. The Golok is border between Malaysian and Thailand, u can go to this town by the border from Kelantan, Malaysian and this place is very quiet especially when the night till late.
Muddy,muddy ohhh Yes - girls u can get between RM60 - 100 ++ depend on NEG u make with the Papa san. But U must see the girls first before u make a decision.
(Review # 7650)
- Hatyai Massage Parlor Dated Added: Thu Oct 02 2003 Submitted by: sex lover
Last week, My friends and I were having our holiday in Hatyai, Thailand. It was a very exciting experience for three of us. The ladies in Hatyai are very friendly. We all like their services. We went to Pink Lady massage parlor. The experience was an eye opening for us. The body massage is the best which we would like to comment.
We all like the oral sex provided. Those ladies which we called to our room for massage also making us feeling wild. Hatyai is a place which all men must visit. I am very sure you will enjoy all the way and would like to return Hatyai sooner. (Review # 7635)
- Lamai Travel Report Dated Added: Tue Sep 02 2003 Submitted by: Tornadoe
If visiting Ko Samui and want some action, then head down to a place on the south coast called Lamai. Plenty of girls around. Chaweng is the upper range tourist place and prices are way too high. Lamai is a good middle ground with some lovely girls around. The bars at night near the boxing stadium and all around the main road have girls in swarms. Very friendly and fun. Gyrating girls in some bars on the pole. Picked up a nice girl (bar fine B200) and went back to my hotel. She wanted B400 for the whole night. She was good.
Gave my shaft a good sucking and looked into my eyes as she wrapped her tongue around my bell end and pre-cum,and let me go down on her (which we both enjoyed). We finished doggy style. Tiny cute ass on her. And her long silky hair i held onto as i pumped it in. She moaned at one stage and looked back around as i grabbed and fondled her sweet ass. When she did that, i just could'nt hold back any longer and spewed ream after ream of my jism inside her. As i lay there with my cock inside her, she squeezed her pussy gripping it in pulses. Bliss. Come to Lamai. Have fun guys. (Review # 7455)
- Pattaya Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Mar 28 2003 Submitted by: Swordboy
Just came back from Pattaya, All the below reports are current. Basically if you play your cards right you dont even need to pay for sex in Pattaya. The most I paid was 500 baht to replace a girls nose ring that came out when I was fucking her. I didn’t have to pay for it but I felt sorry for her and it was my fault. ~~~~Girls are everywhere. Shop girls, this girl, that girl. If you want to fuck but are not interested in fucking a different girls every night most girls will stay will you as long as you want, providing you are reasonably young, good looking and treat them like you would a girlfriend. They are so easy to fall in love with so be careful, I think that’s the worst thing. They are really sweet and are nothing like western girls that bitch and whine. As soon as they start bitching remind them of how many girls there are in Pattaya, they soon step back into line. The trick is treat them like ladies, be sweet to them tell them they are pretty. ~~ ~~Try to be what most the other guys are not and they will respect you. On a 5 week holiday in Thailand I spent less on girls than I would on 5 dates with a western girl. Ps Fuck Tuk tuks, Motor Taxis 20-30 baht, Taxis with no meter in Bangkok get out of immediately. Remember your Sawadicups (greeting) and Copbooncups (thank you) and you will love Thailand. The people are really nice.~~ (Review # 7011)
- Hat Yai Other Dated Added: Fri Mar 07 2003 Submitted by: binjo
Transited HatYai b/n Penang Malaysia and Phuket several times. I went jogging behind Florida Hotel early in morning and saw a lot of "Karaoke" places w/ a lot of girls inside and out enjoying the shade. After watching a lot of broad smiles and waves I caught on.~~~~After shower and rest, walked the same route and found several ladies to my satisfaction. Found a young 19/20 year old w/ large tits. She seemed amused at my tit fucking efforts. But she really shined on doggie style. Her tits gave a bouncing/rhythmic mirror show that really blew my load. Her rental price was 1400 baht for the night. The girl she was sharing the couch w/ was 1600 baht. Couldn't see any difference b/n them. Mamasan spoke economic English only -- "dis 1400 baht."~~ ~~I also snagged a darker skin, thinner lady the next day. She had a problem I've run into about once every 6th Thai girl -- SMALL pussy syndrome. I used a trick that seems to work most of the time; I took the side mount and rode until I could get a good rotation.~~ ~~I haven't met many young Thai girls interested in BJ outside of the body massage places. But most of these "Karaoke" girls are gently active in their fucking. I use "Karaoke" to describe basic office temp hooker space -- I seriously doubt these girls can carry a tune. Avoid any Karaoke where the girl sings. The Chinese customers frequently tip many times the cost for a good fuck for a good singing duet -- go figure.~~ ~~There is also a place called Atami Massage/Karaoke where a short time is 400/500 baht for a short time (and a couple of others across the street -- but they are more tatty/seedy). These girls will spend the night for around 14/1600 baht. To get their exit the Florida hotel, turn right, walk about 3 block/200 yards, left turn at traffic light and it’s on your left. When you get to the 7/11 you've gone too far, back track~~ (Review # 6939)
- Bangkok Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Aug 16 2002 Submitted by:
Just been perusing some of the reviews here-can all the guys who are in competition with each other to see who can pay the girls the most(5000 baht all night-get real!!!) please quit-it spoils it for the rest of us with some sense!!!Thanks for reading (Review # 5951)
- Hatyai Strip Club Review Dated Added: Wed Jul 03 2002 Submitted by: Horny
I went to Hatyai last month, my first trip actually. I always thought of all places why not go Phuket or Bangkok? But after this experience I think I will go again. My friend told me if you do not visit Pink Hotel, then you have never been to Hatyai. I believe him now. ~~
~~~~We went to the 1st floor. Amazingly, they are around 100 ladies sitting inside the glass cubicle with numbers attached. You have to ask the captain about their price, services etc. He will tell you everything. Immediately I noticed this girl just coming out of the lift, small size, quite pretty, so I asked the captain, he said this one is 1900 baht which include massage, bj etc. ~~
~~~~Inside the room, there is a medium size bathtub, mirror on the ceiling. Once inside the room she took off her blouse, skirt and bra. She fondle herself and asked me whether it is nice, whether I want to touch it? Of course after all I have paid for it. We took a beer each, massaging and molesting each other for about 10 minutes until I can't stand anymore. So we strip naked and jump into the bathtub. She will scrub you everywhere she can lay her hand on especially on your brother, which she will meticulously rub and praised oh it's very big and strong and begun nibbling on the head.~~~~
~~After that she place a rubber mat on the floor, make me lied down and pour soap all over my body and began massage with her breast. Oh my god I feel like cumming already. She slipped my brother into her mouth and started to lick back and froth. After about 15 minutes of massaging all over she slipped a condom onto me using her mouth without even realizing it, also my first experience adopting such skilful technique. She immediately climb on top sitting on it, oh what a sensation no words can describe. ~~~~
~~I have to stop her intermittently so as to prolong my desire. My brother cannot hold on anymore so I have to let it all go in another 10 minutes, without any chance of going to beds, what a pity. She was so pretty, I got her phone number and agreed to go with me to disco that night after work. I strongly recommend you guys try her out. By the way her name is JAI, she is from Bangkok. Good luck~~ (Review # 5691)
- betong Travel Report Dated Added: Wed Aug 14 2002 Submitted by:
Betong is a small town located south of Thailand in the yala district just across the border to penghkalan hulu, Malaysia. its strange that this place has never been written about but I guess its probably because of its small town personification that people seem to have overlooked this town over the bigger southern cities such as haadyai. frankly, this town doesn't really have the attractions and hype as the bigger Thailand towns but in no way is it quiet. every weekend hundreds of Malaysians flock to this town in search of a little fun & hell of a lot excitement. ~~~~~~ I stumbled to this town by accident during one of my casual sex trips. It was one of those long weekends where both of Singapore’s and Malaysia’s holidays collided on the same weekend. as you could imagine, the bigger attractive towns were packed with people. all hotels were booked and most of the prettier girls were taken up. hence, without so much as to stay for a massage or a even lunch we just headed back to KL thinking we'd have more fun spending the long weekend in some KTV or the many massage parlours that KL had to offer. while we were moving out of the traffic jam that had started to build up by the immigration dept. a young Malaysian chap suggested that we should head of to betong just 3 hours from where we were instead. according to him it was like haadyai but at a smaller scale. with nothing to loose but time, we decided to head there instead. ~~~~~~ the ride took us almost 2 hours and 30 minutes just along the country roads of the yala district. when we reached there were already many Malaysian tourist flocking the town which coincidently was no bigger than Kent’s shopping district. just a line of plain wooden shops mixed together with some concrete buildings. ~~ we checked into the Merlin hotel which was the most expensive and best hotel available there for 1000 baht a nite. it was a very decent hotel with a nice layout and your usual hotel facilities thrown in. for the price I would say that it was remarkably cheap compared to the other places. other hotels around this place are: ~~~~hotel sri betong - 600baht a nite; nice rooms but no hotel facilities such as swimming pools or cafeteria. ~~hotel cathay - 500 to 600 baht; nice but small rooms. an extra 200baht for rooms with bath tubs. ~~hotel krongka - 500baht/nite; rather dinghy rooms with less than perfect fittings. will do if you're going to stay there just for doing a little bit of how's yer father. ~~hotel grand view - 700baht/nite; the largest rooms available in the whole town. the rooms were big enough to actually perform all the stances from the kamasutra text. however, due to its location that was a bit far from the town district, you might end up having to fork out quite a bit just to get to town. one of the main things that this hotel has to offer is that its located right in the heart of the prostitute dens and go-go bars. ~~~~ eating and getting around is not a problem as they have eateries everywhere ranging from sea food to your daily luncheons. would recommend that you head down to hotel cathay's restaurant where they serve shark fin's soup for a very cheap price (1000baht for a large bowl meant for 4). you wouldn't even rip a hole in your pocket for a daily dose of this soup. there is a large number of 'tuk-tuk' (Thai’s version of tight crammed taxis) which will take you anywhere in betong for 10baht per head. just catch one outside your hotel as they are many available.~~ in betong, the strange thing is that every local knows that you're a sex tourist. hence, no point in hiding the fact. just pop down over to hotel grand view and take your pick of the abundant brothels over there. however, there are no short times if you want to taste the 'meat'- so to speak. its all meant to be all-nighters when you do pick a girl (prices range from 1800baht-2200baht). however, as you and every guy knows that since they are prostitutes its usually the case where you should be able to reject them when she's not really performing up to par, DON'T DO IT. not to say that you can't but if she was sent back to her pimp she would receive a real bad trashing from the pimp or her agent. and that to me is ,well, best avoided. keep her for the night and choose another when its time for her to leave which is usually early the next day. the 'bookings' usually start from 9am onwards. ~~~~~~ when you have made your choice of which girl you want to bestow your man-hood on, you can either take here there and then or choose to have her meet you at your place at a predetermined time at your hotel room. I choose the latter cause then you can head of to some of the massage parlours. the massage parlours over here are genuine massage parlours which is really good and relaxing. soften the muscles for some heavy action later, if you asked me. ~~ once the girl arrives at your room, be patient if she doesn't get too sexually active immediately. although they know what line of business they are in, being an Asian girl still holds certain reservations of shyness and politeness. being to raunchy should be kept till later when she gets to know you more personally. ~~ one of the things that you should try would be the go-go bars. as in the many go-go bars that I have been to, betong's bars are a tad mundane compared to the rest but most of the evenings are either spent copulating or at the bars. even if you didn't want to, your 'darling' as she is known to you and you to her, will definitely insist that you go with her. the thing is that these 'girls' aren't allowed into these premises unaccompanied by a man as this would generally ruin the business of any showgirl or prostitutes that work in those premises chances of getting a client. the shows are almost all the same. a bunch of scantily clad women which would be more than glad to take her knickers off if you offered her 200 baht, standing by the pole and gyrating her body like commuters in the train holding on to the restraints trying to gain balance. nothing much. ~~~~~~ a word of warning to those that want to pick some girls at these go-go bars. don't.....seriously don't. the ones that performs only wants to party and go out while the ones that work as 'standers'(termed so because they just stand there till some guy without 'darling' in his arm arrives thru' the door) are either mingers or underaged. the latter could get you into serious problems with the law and your conscience. if anytime that these girls approach you for promise of fun, just tell them that you already have a girl. they take it harder when you say that you're not interested in them. saying that you already have a girl in waiting softens the blow of rejection. ~~ staying in betong would generally cost between 6000bahts to 8000bahts for 3 days and 2 nites stay. that’s with a girl for every nite, lodging and food with a bit of partying thrown in. to change your money, go to any shop that sells groceries. funny...yep... I was too when I got there the first time looking for some people to change my money. these grocery shops are actually make shift money changers which offers the current market rate. how do they know what the market rate is? well, they have a TV next to them with Bloomberg switched on. rather impressive, eh? ~~~~~~ there are many things to be of weary in betong and one which I must really warn you of before you head over there is that the touts or runners for brothels are more aggressive than the ones found in bangkok or haadyai or anywhere I’ve been to. this, I think, is due to the close proximity in which the brothels are located. the competition within the brothels owners are high and hence, every customer that actually walks thru' those streets found across grand view hotel are rare commodities. and these touts are paid anywhere between 200-300baht depending on how much he gets to fleece off from your picking. always haggle. the average working girls go for 180 baht while the prettier ones go for 200-250baht. hence, make the right choice. if however, you find the girls here a bit not up to your taste and would prefer something more sophisticated. then proceed to a bar called CHINA BAR. just wave down a tuk-tuk and tell him that. he'll know how to take you there. in that bar you will find many china mainland girls. however, they will only entertain Chinese patrons. ~~ these china mainland girls are better presented in terms of dressing and in looks. they don't wear platform shoes as with the Thai girls and are more interested in getting to know you better. honestly, how many times can you actually do it in a day. hence, socialising with your girl would be an added incentive for companionship. ~~~~ anyway, try betong at least once and see how it fairs in your little sexual escapades. its nothing compared with the bigger southern border towns but a welcoming alternative from all the hustle and bustle that bigger towns are associated with. ~~ (Review # 5482)
- Hat Yai Travel Report Dated Added: Fri Mar 15 2002 Submitted by: Landlord
I had a trip across the Malaysia/Thailand border to Hat Yai city last September. It's the place for men to find their sweet-heart girlfriends. Young Thai women are in general so charming, pleasing, beautiful & sexy that you’ll have to meet them in private to believe. Anyway, I spent 3 days & 2 nights in this paradise. I just skipped the rest & go into the best experience I had during the trip. One evening, I followed the guide in the trip report posted in the nanapong.com, & found the Pink Hotel a few blocks from the MacDonalds. This big fish-bowl on the 1st floor had about 15-20 ladies on display. Prices range from 1000-1600Baht. After 15 minutes of close-observation and a mug of cold Singha, with the help of the enthusiastic papasan, decided to go for the Superstars lined up right opposite the glass and behind a counter table. Selected a very stunning and friendly 20 y.o. by the name of Joy. She was at least a 8.5, 5'3", waist-long-hair. Paid 1900Baht.
~~~~ ~~~~Took me to 6th floor in the same building & into a large hotel room with honey-moon settings, mirrors on the ceiling and all round & yes the in-house TV showing porno. I's overwhelmed by the time she closed the door after we entered the room and quickly stripped naked and slipped into a towel. I could see her body 34-23-34 was so beautiful & shapely and her skin was so fair and silky I was stunned there until she came over to tease me a little by kissing me on the ears and cheeks and embraced me like we had known each other for a long time (warming up tricks). I sat back on the sofa and she climbed on me & started "unintentionally" rubbing her pussy on my already hard-on. She was smiling mischievously & yet passionately all the time. When I could resist no more & was taking a next step to touch her private part, she quickly avoided and jumped off & moved into the large bath-tub & proceeded to prepare soap water to bathe me. I admired her every posture & move.
~~~~ It wasn’t long before the tub was filled with bubbles. She gently helped me into the warm soap water & you know what next? She bathed me like a VIP. I didn't have to do anything except of course to satisfy myself with my fingers moving all over her naked soapy body. She would scrub you so nice and clean in that warm soap water, particularly your sensitive areas you would want to stay in there forever. After the nice & relaxing bath, she towel-dried me so carefully as if I was a new-born baby. Wrapped in towels, we moved to the king-size bed. She let my fingers do almost everything and she seemed to welcome my caressing.
~~~~ During the exploration session, I could watched her moan while fingered her & noticed she had the best pink spot I had never known in my life. We fondled for quite a while (felt like a good 15 minutes) & I said I wanted heaven. She then skillfully slipped a condom on me with her mouth, at 1st I didn't even realise. Her blow-job was definitely professional. I didn't want her to stop but I couldn't hold back any longer. I turned her over & had her missionary , doggie & lotus-style etc. She didn't hurry any part of the action. Lots of deep penetration. I was so aroused & heated that I finally blew my full steam when we were back on missionary. She was panting as hard as I was, which made me felt that she could actually fall in love with me. She lie beneath me quietly, letting me feel her smooth skin again while waiting for our breath to return. I remember holding her so tight while closing my eyes in that moment, I felt so 'loved' by this super-sexy girl-friend.
~~~~She let me took my time to finally 'release' her from my sweet occupancy and she helped me back to the shower to clean and dress up before we parted in sorrow. It was about 75 minutes since we entered the room. ~~ (Review # 5164)
- Chang Rai Travel Report Dated Added: Wed Mar 13 2002 Submitted by: person
Chang Rai is the smaller, less-touristed sister city of Chang Mai. It is about three hours north by bus. Its more of a place you go for real Thai culture and sightseeing, but there is some action if you're needy.~~~~There is a small soi just off Jetyod Road, which is near the big town clock that has a few gogo bars of varying quality, actually of not much quality. Its small time for sure. Just ask around for Lobo bar and youll get there. Others will be surrounding. Price? Ive paid 1000 b. and I've also gotten for free playing the girlfriend game. Its a small town if you pay more than 1000 + bar fine you got ripped off. ~~~~There are also some secret brothels on the road parallel to Jetyod road a couple of streets down. You'd never see them from the street but if you ask the tuk-tuk guy he'll take you. paid 200 baht for everything. I think locals(thais) pay even less. wear a rubber here absolutely- the soldiers do their shagging there and they aren't careful. girls in these brothels: slim pickings but i got a cute one once. (Review # 5159)
- Bangkok Travel Report Dated Added: Thu Jan 10 2002 Submitted by: Rupert
I was in Bangkok for 6 days in august of 2001, and it was delightful. Let me tell you about it.~~
~~~~After landing at Don Munag International Airport, I grabbed an airport taxi and told him to take me to the Miami Hotel on Sukumvit. Having been to Thailand before, I knew Sukhumvit well as a haven for beautiful Thai women. Anyway, on the way there, this gentlemen (and I mean he was a cool character)suggested I stay at the Ruam Chit Plaza Hotel on Sukhumvit. Knowing there was no tip in it for him (being an official airport taxi), and seeing he was a good egg, I decided to trust his judgment. Boy am I glad I did. The hotel was right next to Clinton Plaza, and directly above the Thermae Coffe House! How convenient is that!? The rooms were 1050 baht per night for a spacious room with a large bath with hot water, cable TV, and large king size bed, and AC. As soon as I dropped my suitcase inside the door, I showered off the stink of the long flight and immediately headed down the street to Nana Plaza. Well, by now its 2 am. and most of the bars are shut down. But, the place is crawling with people, and as I look across the street from Nana Plaza, I see the Nana Hotel.~~
~~~~Well, what do I see, but DOZENS...no, HUNDREDS of beautiful Thai girls (All ages 18-22, with hourglass bodies and long dark hair, with pump heels and short tight skirts) milling about outside the Nana Hotel in the parking lot. Then, I see several western guys walking out of the Hotel (Actually, from the Disco inside the hotel) with one, two, and sometimes three of these centerfolds on their arms. I almost shot my wad right there. With only 2000 baht in my pocket, and seeing it was my first night, I decided to roam the parking lot and see what might happen. Well, I'm not there more than 90 seconds and as I turn to walk back toward the street, a cute little Thai girl is standing in my way, looking up at me with a cute smile.
~~ She says "Hello, how are you?" Being a bit buzzed from the jet lag, I simply said "fine...how are you?" Within 2 seconds she says "You take me to hotel?" I say "how much?" She says "short time: 1000 baht. Being 2:15 am, I was in no mood to haggle on price, and so she flagged a taxi and within 60 seconds we were at the front door. Another 2 minutes later, I was laying on my back in bed waiting for her to come out of the shower (Thai girls ALWAYS shower before getting in bed). The minutes seemed like hours, but finally this 5 foot tall, 95 pound nympho comes walking out of the bathroom in a terry cloth bath towel wrapped around her. From there...well, it was heaven. She acted like I was her long lost boyfriend that night...she fucked, sucked, and even sat on my face for 15 minutes on end. I've never been fulfilled like that.
~~After our hour was up, asking her to stay was a no-brainer. She stayed til 11 am the next morning, and through the course of the night she must have humped me 4 different times. I was drained by 8 am, and all I could do was hold her for the final 3 hours. ~~
~~~~Here's the catcher. Although I went to Bangkok to be with several different women in those 6 days, I spent 4 of them with her, each time an all-nighter. In fact, the final 2 nights, we went out to dinner together, played snooker against 2 other guys (she's one hell of a snooker player!!), and just had fun together. But...one thing is for sure: she could fuck like a monkey. Very passionate too. And a tiny little hardbody to die for.~~
~~~~She wasn't the most beautiful Thai girl at that hotel...there were some that gave me goosebumps..literally. But by world standards, she was still in the top 10 percent. ~~~~Next time back, I'm going to go for the gold and get myself two of the centerfolds for an all-nighter...it looks like one hell of a ride.~~~~Oh yeah..the price for all of this: A guy can do what I did for $100 USD per day. This includes: the hotel room, 3 meals, and one sex kitten. $150 / day should give you the experience of a lifetime.~~~~Happy shagging~~ (Review # 4895)
- Nong Khai Travel Report Dated Added: Thu Jan 10 2002 Submitted by: The Sherpa
After reading the reviews here, I was heavily skeptical about the situation in BKK, and it appeared just as the members of this board have described it: too many clubs in too small an area asking for too much money. The girls were nice, but seemed far more interested in completing the business transaction as quickly as possible than striking up a good rapport with their clients. Those that weren't asking me for drinks were telling me how "in love" with me they were. Luckily, there is respite, and its located in Issan.~~
~~~~When I got to the Issan Province, located in the northeast of Thailand on the border of Cambodia and Laos, I was expecting thousands of prostitutes-in-training, because I had heard that it was this poor province that the bulk of Thai prostitutes come from. While some time in Nakhon Ratchasima (a fairly large city), it was in Nong Khai that I got lucky. I mean, really lucky.~~
~~~~My friend and I had been debating throughout our entire soujourn that we really should just bite the bullet and find ourselves some nice ladies, but being shy of discretionary funds, and fearful of the (overblown) reports of AIDS, we had been putting it off. By the time we reached Nong Khai, which is literally just across the river from Vientiene, Laos, we figured that our chances were slim to none. We found a couple of expats that were teaching in local schools, and they took us around the area, ending up at a local disco (sorry, I can't remember the name of the place, only that it was near the river).~~
~~~~Now, there are discos that are haunted by pros (evident by brass-balled ladies unafraid to stick their tongue down your ear), and local discos. We were in a local disco. None of the girls would dance with us farang. I managed a couple of dance steps with one girl who's friend literally pushed her into to me so I wouldn't be dancing alone. It was, all-in-all, a very sad scene.~~
~~~~When we left, one of our new companions struck up a conversation with a girl on a motorcycle, and got a free lift back to our guesthouse while my friend and I walked back like the No-Speaky-Thai shmucks that we are. When we got back, we found our friend engaged in conversation with his new female friend. Apparently, she wanted to go out to another bar or disco, but nobody wanted to leave the guest house. Of course, as soon as I found out what they were talking about, I (rather excitedly) volunteered.~~
~~~~So off I went. It was a good minute or so before I started realizing what was going on. "Ok, I'm on the back of a motorcycle with a hot Thai girl at the helm, neither of us speak any of the other's language, and we're heading off to locations unknown." Genius that I am, it slowly dawned on me that she might be a working lady.~~
~~~~Then it occurred to me: I had no money left. Not a single baht. I tried explaining this to my new friend, but she just replied, "No problem, no problem." I thought it would certainly BE a problem soon enough, but I was mistaken. We ended up at some dive, and she bought me drinks the whole night. We couldn't talk to each other very much, but we both enjoyed the transsexual singer showcasing the bar that night. S/he did a wonderful version of "Country Road, Take Me Home" by John Denver.~~
~~~~At around two in the morning, people started going home, so my girl offered to give me a ride back. Through convoluted conversation she told me that my guest house doesn't allow Thai visitors (apparently this is very common among places trying to gain a good reputation with the police). She suggested another place. "What the hell", I thought? We ended up at a HOTEL. Not a guesthouse, not some crappy hole of a dive of a shitbox of the likes we had gotten far to used to during our trip... no, a real, honest-to-god hotel. With air-conditioning. And hot water. This place must have cost a good $30 USD a night. And if you'll recall, I'm broke to boot.~~
~~~~"No problem," my cohort replied, and promptly PAID FOR THE HOTEL ROOM HERSELF. Needless to say, there was much sexual romping that night.~~
~~~~The next day, she drove me back to my guesthouse, where my incredulous friends were waiting. They couldn't believe I really did it, that I had sex with a local lass. The figured her for a hooker, until I told them how she paid for everything. The teacher, who had been in the Land of Smiles for almost 6 months at that point, hadn't even kissed a local (non-professional) girl.~~
~~~~So, the point of this story, besides adding to the "I got laid in Asia" thread, is:~~
~~~~1. Be nice and friendly. Even in difficult situations, a smile can be more powerful than good command of the language.~~
~~~~2. Even if you get rebuffed, keep talking to the locals.~~
~~~~3. Never shy away from new experiences when they present themselves to you.~~ (Review # 4892)
- Hua Hin Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Dec 17 2001 Submitted by: Pazzer
I was in Hua Hin in 1999, bar scene is just like Pattaya but on a smaller scale. I thought the prices would be more, but are practically the same. Bar fine 200 baht and 500 baht for the girl(long-time).The girl was 'Laos'looking but give me a good fuck,bj and some 69 action. ~~~~At a guess, I'd say there were about 25 girl bars in the town. Some of the girls said they used to work in Pattaya but who knows??? I didn't spot any go-go bars but then again I didn't need them! Lots of family tourists there and I was getting some, well lets say, amusing looks from them as I walked with my Thai whore. (Review # 4649)
- Phuket Escort Review Dated Added: Sun Nov 11 2001 Submitted by: JD
I have been to Phuket twice in the last 2 years. In general it is a great place. I usually go to Christin early in the afternoon. Until the last time I was there, I had never had a bad time. However, this little witch the last time made me want to turn her in to the Mgr. I let it go, but she was an idiot. Anyway, I suggest going there around 3 PM because the girls start looking a little better. But you guys are all crazy, I have not seen a woman in Thailand over a 6. Hell the Katoeys look better than most of the women.
~~~~Also, it is better in the parlors because you do not have to spend a lot of time bullshitting afterwards. I also went to the Grand Palace in Phuket Town, and there was nothing grand about it. It resembled a Chinese toilet. The girl was okay looking, but sported the Grand Canyon between her legs, and she was unfriendly. Again, the place is dirty. There web site is a total sham. I do not trust the street girls there because they are not too careful. ~~ (Review # 4597)
- Hat Yai Other Dated Added: Sun Sep 30 2001 Submitted by:
I had been to Hat Yai (Haad Yai) for 3 times already this year. The city is only 70 kilometers from the Malaysia border. There is an international airport at the north of city -- about 30 minutes by car. How comes WSG has not got a column for this lovely city? Strongly recommended if you are from Malaysia/Singapore/Australia. Malaysia can be difficult at times to get action, but the areas near the Thai border are usually great fun. Once you check into a hotel, the bell-boy will come to ask you about "puying" (woman), just say yes and within 15 minutes a mamasan will bring 10 girls into your room. They charge 2000 baht, and I am not sure if you can bargain down. On the hotel counter there must be a dozen tourist maps showing you where to go for night action -- all in the same city area. 10 minutes is the maximum time you’ll need to get there by tuk-tuk. Tuk-tuk drivers will ask for 40-baht but tell him you will only pay 20. If he declines, there is usually another driver waiting at the other side of street. ~~ ~~Pink Hotel is one of the hot spots. You will be offered Thai-massage, body-massage, karaoke lounge, hot sex-shows etc. etc. so if you have not made hotel booking yet Pink (800b) or Diamond (950b) are good for consideration. If you are on a budget perhaps Pacific (300b), which is opposite the office of Thai International Airways, might work. There are many cheap eat-out places open until 2am. So take your time to check them out between your busy rendezvous. A dinner in Hat Yai only cost you between 20-1000 baht -- about one-third of what you will pay in BKK. What impressed me was people's attitude in Hat Yai, they make you believe they will do anything to make you stay there a few days longer. (Review # 4377)
- Bangkok Travel Report Dated Added: Wed Jul 25 2001 Submitted by: bob
As an expat in Thailand I like contribute a tip for Bangkok. I see Anies massage parlor in Soi Nana many times listed in your guide. There is a similar place in Sukhumvit Soi 5. Just pass Foodland and enter the soi on the other side of the street. The place is called Sweet Heart Tel.: 6555947. The girls are not exactly models, but every time I went there I got a friendly service. The mama san is very eager to keep you satisfied and is giving good tips to the girls. Asking rate is Baht 1000,- but you can negotiate to Baht 800,- for 90 min. The rooms have no bath. The girls shower with you in a separate room and then you go to another room the action. (Review # 4026)
- Travel Report Dated Added: Thu Jul 05 2001 Submitted by:
My fellow punters, let me add this: First of all, I am not some kind of Don Juan. I even find myself ugly and without any charm. I lost my virginity in Mustang Ranch and I have paid for it many, many times, and probably will in the future. I have spent much of the last 3 years running around Southeast Asia, mainly Thailand, and have come to this conclusion: YOU DONT NEED TO PAY FOR IT IN ASIA. There is tons of free pussy available! ~~ ~~Everything that Lonely Planet and the other guides say about Thai girls not liking western guys and they won’t go home with them is complete bullshit. I have had about a dozen Thai and Chinese girlfriends in Thailand over the last 3 years. I even had several Japanese girlfriends for a while. Yes, I still go for an occasional bar girl now and then, but it is mainly for convenience and when I want a new thing. My advice to you, my fellow punters: Learn a little Thai language. It is not difficult. Clean yourself up, stay around Thailand a month or two, slap on some cologne and nice pressed clothes and you will not have a problem getting it for free. (Review # 3931)
- Bangkok Travel Report Dated Added: Mon Jun 18 2001 Submitted by: Jimbo55
I have lived in Bangkok for some months now and visited the main entertainment areas on a regular basis. Patpong is a definite rip off and, in my view to be avoided like the plague. Nana Plaza s good, safe and you are unlikely to get ripped off except by the recently increased drinks prices in SOME of the bars (110 Baht for a beer). Generally however it is good fun and a good variety of girls. Be aware however that however much she "Loves you" her motives are purely mercenary. I have seen some of the salaries paid and based on the number of "offs", some of these girls are going out three times a night, so make sure when you negotiate that you are clear if you have agreed short time or long time.
Clinton Entertainment Plaza, half way up Sukhumvit towards Asok/Soi Cowboy is fairly new, but the only really good GoGo there is Dolls House which has some beautiful girls. I do not agree with an earlier report about Soi Cowboy - it did go through a bad period but it is now my favourite haunt. Long Gun has the best show of all with the sexiest strip I have ever seen. Nana Plaza is more exciting, but I find the girls at Soi Cowboy much more pleasant, particularly in Moonshine Joint (not the most beautiful, but great fun), Jungle Jims and Toy Bar. Tonys has had some really stunning girls recently but watch out for the two or three Katoeys in Baccara. Its a great place if you don't weaken! (Review # 3775)
- Other Dated Added: Tue Jun 12 2001 Submitted by: Mike
I would like to stress out NOT TO PAY TOO MUCH to a girl. Especially when you are from a western country your budget will be like a year income for a whole family when going to an undeveloped country. Like all of Africa and most of Asia. Also the former states of the USSR.
And stop comparing prices in US$. When you pay 100$ for a 1 hour session you may think you saved at least 50% of the price at home. BUT, you just paid more than 200% - 500% of the normal price. Making it very difficult for the next costumer to pay less. When the working girls get used to these absurd prices everybody will be of worse. So behave, and ask a local guy beforehand what the going prices are.
As a comparison, 2 years ago one could get a Thai girl for a whole night for 1000 to 1500 Baht. Nowadays it is more like short time for the same money. Or 3000 Baht long time. When using your own currency as a guideline you pay to much. Also it is those -stupid- Japanese who are used to pay outrageous amounts of money back home for sexual pleasures, and don't think twice paying ANYTHING a girl asks of them.
So please, please listen to my plea and think twice and bargain with the girls. Don't niggle, that is not nice but use your brain and not your dick. Just my 2 cents on tis topic. Mike (Review # 3731)
- Cha-am Travel Report Dated Added: Sun Apr 22 2001 Submitted by: Anon
In Cha-am there is a karoake bar/restaurant called The Country Club directly opposite the Long Beach Hotel. AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS!! It will rip you off with all sorts of hidden charges and bills for drinks you did not order or receive. Any attempt to query the bill is met with anger and a flood of staff from the kitchen. Local enquiry revealed that this is a regular occurrence. In particular avoid a singer called Joy who is one of the chief perpetrators. (Review # 3142)
- Haadyai Street Action Dated Added: Wed Dec 06 2000 Submitted by: hidrochronic
Hi guys, just visited Haadyai a couple months ago, and it was a truly memorable experience. The price range for the chicks here are from 1000baht to 5000baht for a full night of exploration..... Anyway, the people here are much more honest than those in Bangkok. Good luck hunting.... (Review # 2825)
- Thailand Go-Go bars of Thailand Dated Added: Mon Oct 02 2000 Submitted by: Anon
The Go-Go bars of Thailand - everybody has seen them, at least on tv. They are located all over the country with concentrated areas in Bangkok, Pattaya, Koh Samui, Chiang Rai, Chiang Mai, Hua Hin and Phuket.
Bangkok has several locations where entertainment is offered. There is Patpong which the more expensive area, the famous two lanes where the interesting shows are performed. But other places offer similar entertainment, especially Soi Cowboy (Soi 20) at Sukhumvit road and Nana Plaza (Soi 4), both close to each other (two kilometers). Soi Cowboy is the more traditional place, whereas Nana Plaza always has new places opening up with new and different ambientes.
Thailand's Go-Go bars have more or less the same construction: A central stage surrounded by a sill to place your drinks, and stools. By the walls you will find one to three tier rows of seating with a small sill or small tables in front of you. The walls are all mirrors so the girls can watch themselves dancing. The stage has a number of poles which the girls use for artistic activities which can be quite interesting when they are more or less nude. All bars have extensive sound and light equipment and loudspeakers blaring popsongs and rock'n'roll music at a thunderous volume which is quite deafening.
The girls dance partly or entirely naked, with each other or alone, and they sometimes perform sex shows, doing extraordinary things with their body parts. Some of the acts involve public display with a partner or partners, while others use the solo performing body as a set of almost autonomous genitalia capable of effecting, through muscular control, actions usually performed by the mouth, like blowing a whistle, or the hands, like serving a ping-pong ball, and taking apparent risks with delicate parts, like extracting a string of razor blades. Special programs include popping balls out of their vulvas, playing with burning candles and dropping wax all over their body, pulling strings out of their vulvas. And so on. Go to the third floor at Nana Plaza, the Hollywood Strip. These programs usually start at 23 o'clock. There is no extra fee for this performance as in Patpong.
Because it is illegal to show bare breasts the bars on the lower level usually do not offer topless dancing. But before the police reaches the upper level, the alarm system will guarantee that every girl is clothed. The police will typically move slowly enough, the officers know that there is some compensation in for them anyway. But I have seen situations where the police was on every level, and of course every girl was dressed. The programs are then reduced to what can be shown without tits and vulvas. ~~
In the bars you will have various kinds of girls: waitresses, dance girls, "Hello girls" and the Mamasan. The Mamasan is basically the head of the girls - it makes sense for you to get a good relation with her. This could save you some trouble or even get you some advantages. The waitresses will always be dressed, but they accept a lady drink as well. You might even try to invite these girls to your room too. The Hello girls usually sit outside to entice customers to enter the bar. Usually they are quite attractive but clothed and free to negotiate as well. The dance girls of course are the ones with most chances to be invited as they present themselves on stage with all their attributes plainly visible.
Thai girls may claim to see this kind of business as something "bad". But their apparent resentment does not go deep. Actually some of them have this as their choice of profession when they are young ("I want to become a prostitute in a Bangkok bar"). Of course there are cases where girls are confined in the bars or hotels. But this typically does not happen in the tourist bars, but in the bars and massage parlours only visited by the local people. Some prostitutes come from border provinces or even neighbour countries like Cambodia and Laos. The typical age is between 18 and 26. In general they help each other a lot, become friends, so that this business does not hurt them too much. Most of the girls do not have any extensive education, so their language capabilities are very limited. Nevertheless I have heard girls speak Japanese, English and German.
Usually wherever you enter a bar in the evening one or more girls will come up to you. In the afternoon (when their working "day" has not really started), she will tend to leave you alone unless you ask them to join you. When you do not explicitly tell her to leave she expects a "lady drink", i.e. a small cola paid by you after a short while. She will actually say: "Cola for me?" even when what she gets is an orange drink or something like that. Around 50 per cent of what you pay for that will be her share. Typically the price for such a drink is 65 Baht at Nana Plaza (60 Baht at Soi Cowboy, 70 Baht in Patpong). The price of drinks vary between 40 and 50 Baht during Happy Hour and 60 to 80 Baht the rest of the night. You can always buy a girl free from her dancing activities, so that she stays with you for the rest of the day/night. This bar fine is typically between 300 and 400 Baht. When the bar offers afternoon dancing, the fine paid is valid only for the afternoon! Once you have chosen a girl you are usually safe from further nuisance from the others, except that every girl has some friends whom she wants to offer a bit of fortune as well, i.e. she asks you if you could pay a lady drink for her friends also.
You will have a glass or box in front of you where all bills will be saved, making it possible to calculate what you will have to pay in the end, which you should actually do from time to time to not run into some nasty surprises. Payment is always in cash, no credit cards are accepted. The waitress expects a tip of 10 to 50 Baht. Whenever you pay a lady drink, one token is torn of that particular bill and your girl will hide it some interesting places on her body.
Some bars even have a small "bedroom" directly on the premises. When you do business there, you will receive applause when you come out again with your girl. In addition lots of boarding houses are available where you can stay for some hours. Some of them have interesting rooms there with mirrors all over the place.
Girls who work in Go-Go bars are allowed to use condoms. Their salary depends on how much exposure they are willing to display. An example - the figures are not standard - is 4,500 baht a month in two-piece bikini, 6,000 baht topless, 7,500 baht in the nude. In time, virtually all opt for the last. A girl who performs in sex-shows may make between around 8000 baht a month. If she does so with a male partner, both may earn 2000 baht a night. The minimum legal age at which bar girls and Go-Go dancers are employed is 18. Still, those producing ID-cards of older friends as proof of age are usually hired. Do not believe any stories of naive girls seduced by evil pimps into the Go-Go bars of Bangkok. The girls know what is expected of them when they opt for the job, and more than a few are leaving babies upcountry.
Thailand, like every nation, is concerned with its image and you can only sympathise when the image perceived abroad is the opposite of the image the country hopes to project. Chagrin aside, it may be worth considering that there is something to be said for the perceived image.
The recently released latest official figure for the number of prostitutes in Thailand - 65,000 - is too low to be taken seriously. Multiply it by five (about one percent of the female population, adding thousands during the recession) and you would come much closer to the mark.
Official Thai attitudes to prostitution are ambiguous and hypocritical. The best example of this is when Thai politicians, especially ministers, raise the question of prostitution in the Land of Smiles. They will soon be condemning "sex slavery" in the "brothels" in the Patpong area. Then they are on about children and pedophiles in Patpong's "brothels". The kindest that can be said for these self-styled social critics is they hopefully mean well. However they have not got a clue, thinking in terms of stereotypes and half-assed TV melodramas which have some relation to the brothels frequented by Thai men - but none to the relatively small enclosure of tourist areas. There isn't a single government expert on prostitution. In their ignorance, they fog the debate by talking at cross purposes. There are no brothels in the Patpong area. Patpong has bars aplenty, but bars are not brothels. Nor are there any slaves in the Patpong bars. Girls apply to work in them and may leave at any time.
Do brothels, containing sex slaves sold to them by their families, exist in Thailand? Certainly yes, but not in the Patpong area or Nana Entertainment Plaza or Soi Cowboy. People talking at cross purposes should be set straight. Otherwise they spread bewilderment and the unlikelihood of making rational judgments.
Terms of employment in the night entertainment field differ from one bar to the next and Thai girls choosing to enter the World's oldest profession do a lot of moving around before settling at the one that best suits them. Initially, they go to the bars offering the highest monthly salary. Then, from talking with their mates and growing experience, they learn what is expected of them and the penalties for not measuring up. It is a business, after all, everybody involved in getting a piece of the action.
Bar owners are not noted for their kind hearts, any more than prostitutes are. Rule one is that they do not give it away. Whatever freebies there are, are calculated to turn to profit a short way down the road. Money is the name of the game. It buys a girl's time, not her love.
Newly opened bars, aware that patrons are drawn to establishments with wall-to-wall hussies, pay high wages to attract quantity and quality bar girls and Go-Go dancers. Which makes the overheads unbearably expensive. Bar owners proceed to cull their stables. This is done by giving the staff quotas. Each girl is informed of the minimum number of times she is expected to be bought out for extra-curricular activities a month, as well as the minimum amount of lady drinks she must extract from customers. If she falls below those figures, her monthly salary is cut. Above those figures, she gets a bonus. Below those figures three months in succession, she will be sacked for not justifying her salary. The figures are arbitrary and rarely the same for any two bars.
Thai bar owners are no nicer to the women than their farang counterparts. Greed has no nationality. More often than not, salaries are cut for nit-picking excuses - arriving minutes late, a tear in the costume, not smiling. I know at least one mamasan who threatens the girls with bodily harm if they move to a competitor's bar.
But of course there are exceptions - bar owners who give no quotas, few if any cuts, money advances when urgently requested (usually to pay gambling debts, though not the reason given), time off to visit a sick mother or to cremate her (this is a good many girls seem to have three to four mothers).
Sometimes I am asked which bars in the Patpong area, Nana Entertainment Plaza and Soi Cowboy have the loveliest girls. Alas, no single taproom can lay claim to this honour. For one, the girls move around a lot. For another, the best lookers are in the Japanese cocktail lounges on Thaniya Road close to Patpong 1 and 2 but they are prohibitively expensive. For still another, your taste in beauty may differ from mine.
When you go to Thailand to experience the bar scene, do remember that you are guest in a foreign country. Please behave as you would expect your guests to behave at your home, and treat the Thais and even more, the girls with respect. Then you will get some quite rewarding experiences.
Even if you believe that this kind of business might not require decent behaviour, Thai people see it differently. You will be treated with much more respect if you wear appropriate clothes (jeans and shirts are OK, shorts are out), and you do not get too drunk. In addition there are some basic rules: never touch anybody on her head. Children might tolerate it, but they feel uneasy about it. Do not wear shoes when you enter a private house - such as a girl's private room. Do not point your soles at anybody. And keep your hands off your girl in public. Affection is usually not shown outside the bars. This is slowly changing, however, especially bar girls now will accept your hand for a walk. Thai girls do not like to be kissed on the mouth, especially not the younger ones.
In general, you are in the country of smiles. So forget your worries and be happy. Smile back and you will have much more success. Being rude does not pay. Even though the Thai people have a high tolerance against violence, once you have crossed that limit, they turn berserk.
When you arrive the first day, take it easy. Walk around the bars, have a drink in a few of them, just look and find out what is available. Do not try to have drink in every bar, there are too many. Do not hurry, the first time here you are likely to be too excited to make your perfect choice - which is impossible anyway. But typically you will end up with a girl that you want to get rid of the very next morning. Girls are abundant, you will always find a nicer or more interesting one later, so you will never find your ultimate choice.
Inside the bar, try to find a dark corner to sit. Avoid sitting by the stage. It is too close, and you will only see the ankles of the dancing girls, or you will get cramps in your neck. The best place to sit is the highest tier by the wall, where the girls object the least against being handled, and secondly, you get the best view. The girls usually do not like to be handled in the open. But in a dark corner she will more likely permit you to check her out without any objections. A few girls do not even dress up again after their performance on the dance floor. They can make you real hot in front of all people. Do not bother, to most of them it is just fun.
You can have a lot more fun when you have something to offer to the girls. You get a lot of attention if you bring even simple things like wrapped sweets. You will be king if you got some cheap jewellery. Actually the girls will ask you whether this is from Thailand or the high quality stuff from your country. And sure, you should lie about the price of that trinket.
Playing games is just as good. You will hardly believe what attention I got when I played around with my laser pointer. As the dancing girls see themselves in the mirrors on the wall they will notice that there is some red dot somewhere on their body. Usually some other girl will ask immediately for that pointer and start her own playing. After 20 minutes you know most of the girls in the bar.
It is generally not allowed to take pictures inside the bars. You can take a photo of your girl outside (of course dressed), or try to do this as innocently as possible. A good relation with Mamasan might help. The girls themselves usually do not object, they even will pose for you. Remember when you use a camcorder in the bar, you should use Manual Focus because it will not focus right in the dim light.
Business at Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy usually starts around 11 AM, the first dancing round starts typically in one of the clubs at Nana Plaza at 14 hours. The clubs vary, depending on rules I do not know. Some other bars have Happy Hour time between 11 AM and 20 o'clock. Girls are already present at this time in the bars but not yet much interested in business. Real business starts between 19 and 20 hours. The program usually means girls dancing on the stage, mostly topless (at Nana Plaza, not that much at Soi Cowboy), some without any clothes (not in the afternoon). Typically the girls dance a suite of three to four songs until they get of the stage again. This way every dance girl will be upstage during the night.
In all these areas (Patpong, Nana, Soi Cowboy) you find at least one bar with "ladyboys" - transsexuals. Do not be surprised, they look like beautiful ladies, their tits are amazing, and they go with just as well for Short or Long Time. Look for the Adam's apple! Otherwise you may be in for some real surprise. In Nana Plaza the ladyboy bar is called Casanova, to be found in the left corner of the second floor.
Official closing time is two o'clock in the morning. Depending on the presence of police some bars may continue till three, or even switch of all external lights and serve drinks till four. When you still did not find your girl till then go to the 24 hours coffee shops such as Thermae or the one at Malaysia Hotel.
Money exchange booths are abundant in these areas. They are open seven days a week usually until 22 o'clock. Typically traveller's cheques get a better rate than cash. The exchange fee is small, so you will get nearly the current bank rate for your money. So you walk around the bars, see who are there, have a few drinks, and finally select the one with whom you can imagine to spend the days till your departure. It is better to not choose any girl before 21 hours, then everybody is there and you get the widest selection. Usually you have limited choice as the girl chooses you. But when she notices that you are not interested she typically leaves. Then you are free to look around. When you find the girl you like just try to get into visual contact with her. Smiling to her will usually be sufficient to get her over. Otherwise beckon her to come over (and do it the Thai way: with the palm down and the fingers hanging downwards making light motions towards yourself - it is offensive to beckon the way Westerners are used to!) Or ask her via one of the waitresses or the Mamasan. As the dancers usually have a number attached to their body you can easily point them out. Typically you start the relation by buying the girl her lady drink. By her behavior she will let you know if she is open to further business. Her hand on your thigh is a sure come-on. Her light "incidental" touch of your genitals is also a "yes". This does not mean that you will be fixed on this particular girl. You can easily say a friendly "goodbye" to her, go to the next bar and spend a lady drink on another girl. Once you have decided to pay the bar fine, though, you are stuck with your girl.
My advice is, try to look for older girls. They have more experience and understanding. They are not as tight. Of course it is an interesting experience to have a girl of 18 in bed with you, but actually you will have more fun with the older and more experienced ones. Remember that "older" is a relative concept. To us Westerners, Thai women appear to be about 7 years younger than they actually are. If you see a girl that you think is 21, she probably is around 28! Mothers typically have a lot of experience but got belly stripes.
Try to find a girl that speaks English. It is more fun when you can talk with her. Body language, as nice as this can be, is not sufficient. Ask for her name - they all have three letter "nicknames", like Lai, Sow, Dau, Kuk, her age and number of babies. She will ask for your name as well but do not expect her to remember it.
When you have established a relation the girl expects that you will keep coming back to her during you stay. She considers it her legal income, the money she gets from you, and even in this business jumping from girl to girl is not appreciated. It is called "to butterfly". But do remember that you might find "your" girl in the arms of somebody else when you come the next day. It is her trade and livelihood, so do not complain. As most of the customers will move on after a short while, you will get her later again.
If you want to get rid of a girl because you found a better one, try to avoid the bar where the first girl is working. But be not too sure that she still may find you. Remember that in addition the afternoon dancing girls may come from different bars in the vicinity. So in the evening you may find the girl in another place again. And they do walk around to have a look at the other bars. This implies that you should not change girls from the same bar. The first girl will take this as a "loss of face", that you consider her not good enough to you and this will cause her a lot of embarrassment. In some cases make the girl try to commit suicide. I have seen quite a few girls with cut marks on their wrists. Thailand is the country with the highest suicide rate in the world.
Do not expect to find "your" girl if you come back to the same bar, say, in six months. These girls change bars quite often. If you do not have her picture, you would not be able to recognize her again anyway - different hair style, clothes etcetera.
After successful flirtation, you will typically pay a bar fine of 100-400 baht. Once you have paid the bar fine, you are free to negotiate with the girl the further activities, including her fee, 100% of which goes to the herself. You have the options between "Short Time"(between 500 and 1500 Baht) and "Long Time" (between 1000 and 2000 Baht) which is typically twice as expensive. Short Time means just one visit to your room (or the upstairs room in the bar), and then the girl leaves. Long Time means the girl will stay with you the whole night and leave early in the morning. You should let her go, you will meet her again at the bar in the night again anyway. Keeping her for the day will result in expensive shopping trips.
Some hotels do not object against you having overnight female visitors. Some, like The Landmark of Bangkok, wants her out of your room before 23 hours. These girls expect you to shower before business. They do this themselves as well. They like it clean. Actually when you do this together it starts the fun already. Always use a condom! 50 percent of the girls do have the hiv virus. Do not play with your life.
Do not be surprised if the girl who danced naked for you in the bar suddenly is to shy to let you see her naked in your room. Many girls - especially newcomers to the sex trade - wrap themselves in the bathing towel and remove it only under the blanket. They actually believe their nakedness is ugly. So you will have to do some convincing that she is beautiful even when naked. She may offer to accompany you to the airport when you leave Thailand. This is nice, and you should pay an extra 500 Baht for this. But actually whether the girl stays with you another 60 minutes will not make any difference.
If you take a liking to a friend of your girl you might consider to ask her along as well. This does not give you any "butterfly" problems, but you yourself might have some problems keeping up with two girls.
When you do not plan to spend the day with sightseeing activities, stay up till the bar closes (2 o'clock in the morning, some now stay open up to three or four), and sleep long. So you can cut down the time until the bar opens again. Again and again you will be stopped on the street with somebody showing pictures of beautiful naked girls and ask you if you would like some "massage". Others will ask if you want watches, showing pictures of Rolex and other high value watches, jewelry and tailors. I never accepted an offer of these people to get a girl from them. It is much more fun to choose yourself, and actually these guys will get them from the bars anyway, but more expensive. Nothing is for free, and they also need some money.
Likewise taxi drivers always will ask whether you have "hotel room already?" Even if you don't have a room waiting for you, lie and tell him you have a reservation, otherwise the hotel is forced to pay them their commission, which you will have to pay afterwards. But when you want some special services you can basically ask anybody, tourist guides, taxi drivers, hotel personnel. Nothing is impossible. They will help you, but you will pay for that of course.
As usual in such an environment there will always be some guys or girls who take advantage of people who are drunk or uncautious and steal their property. The police tries to control that as much as possible, but it always happens like in other cities. It is however a relatively rare occurrence. I have met two persons in seven years who have had that experience. Never carry anything you really do need, especially no credit cards as they are not accepted anyways, and always protect your wallet, even when a beautiful lady or boy embraces you or grabs your balls. I know one story from a man who was still savoring the sensation when he finally realized that his money was gone. And by the way, these people do have knifes in their pockets. The best way to protect yourself is to stay as sober as possible, not carry any valuables not required, never keep your wallet in the back pocket and simply avoid potentially dangerous situations. ~~ (Review # 2497)
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