I've lived the most part of the last year in Chiang Mai and will probably be here for several more months. The cheap food/room rates and women, in addition to the cultural feel with all the temples, and the cooler weather make it a great place to vacation or stay for awhile if you have the time and money. The gogo scene here is far from what it is in Bangkok and not even close to what it is in Pattaya. There are 3 main ones I know of, but I went to supposedly the "best" one (Spotlight) and it was pretty lame I have to say. The girls were attractive enough and they all wear numbers. There were like 3 of them on stage and maybe 2 or 3 out in the floor area with like 30 Falang men. I prefer finding the street hookers. These can be found around Moon Muang Rd. near Thai Pay Gate.

The problem with this is that 90% of them are ladyboys. So watch out. If you have the slightest doubt, she is probably a he. Of course if you like ladyboys. Trust me, you'll find far more than you could ever fuck just waiting for you on this road. I prefer women and have found a couple of good fucks for 500 baht. O.T. Massage just google it. This is right near the train station. (You can take a Tuk-tuk to the train station and just ask a couple of locals guys and you'll find O.T. Massage easy. do not take the Tuk-tuk directly there.

They will be looking for a kickback and it'll come out of your pocket) I paid 300 baht for a nice full body oil massage. Just point to your dick at the end or whenever you are sick of having your arms oiled and just want to get down to business. I like to make the massage itself last for a while at least though. It's quite nice. But you don't want to run into 2 hour time (2 hour=500 baht). The girl will want 500 baht for the special service. It's actually very nice.50 min oil massage and then finish with a dirty cock massage for $25. And no need to worry about disease.

There is no boom boom here. Only "dirty massage" Right in the same lot is Pandoras. This is the boom boom brothel. I've heard mixed reports about this place. Prices 1200-2500 depending on the girl you choose + tip. I haven't been in here yet, so can't say for sure. Sayuri is the place I go. It's usually got a fair selection of about 20 girls at any given time. Prices 1000-2500 depending on quality. I actually found some of the 1000 ($33) baht girls more attractive than the 2500 baht "models". Thais love white skin so even if she's not so attractive but has white skin -she's a 2500 baht model. Sayuri is on bum rung rat road, soi 2 quite near to O.T. and Pandora's. Same deal, don’t let the Tuk-tuk take you to the Sayuri. I tip 300 for normal service. 500 baht if she's into tongue kissing and letting me eat her ass and pussy out etc.700 baht if she's exceptional.

The locals tip less (100-200) and if you want to be a dick, you can too. For the average tip go with 300 and not more so it keeps prices down for the next monger. Unless she blew your mind and went out of the way (put her finger in your ass or let you fuck her without a condom etc.) to make you happy. There are a bunch of bars on Loi Kroh road with some relatively attractive girls for take home from the bar. 400-600 baht barfine 1000-1500 take home overnight. Get there early .like 8 or 9. After 10 or 11 only the hags are left over.

If all else fails. Go to club Spicy. It opens at 2am and all the drunk bar girls go there to party and find customers. I've got laid for free there a few times, but you have to dance with them and buy those drinks and shit. I'm usually already half buzzed and not in the mood for that as I live here. Just want to take her home and bang her. Anyways tons of chicks here for sale but a lot of them want you to buy them drinks and dance with them for a bit before you take them straight home - money or no. Some just sit in the back and wait for you to buy them. Most want 1000 baht short time. But if they're just average I won't pay more than 500 baht because you can find good looking ones for 1000. Chiang Mai is great. There is cheap sex here to be had by almost anyone. The only thing it really lags is a decent gogo scene. I had one drink at Spotlight .left and haven't been back.

Stayed at the Empress Hotel in January 2007, the missus had gone to bed whilst I stayed in the Bar watching footie. Anyway after leering at Thai girls for the past five days I fancied some action. Without a clue where to go I asked a Tuk Tuk driver outside “Girl, fuck" and was quickly driven to Foxy Lady which is just off the main street to the night market. I went in and was greeted by a pretty Thai girl, 18-22 I would guess, I said I wanted girl, and asked for Her. The price was 2000-baht, I suppose I could have negotiated, it was then back to the Tuk Tuk to some dingy hotel where I paid 100baht for a room.

The room was pretty Spartan, no bedding, in she went for a splash of water, then back in for condom on and a suck of the old fella. She was nice and small, tight pussy and with some beers on board I banged away for ages, I could tell She wanted me to come but I wasn’t finished by far, so over into doggy so that I could grip those slim boney hips.

The view of her arse hole was great and for a while I was sorely tempted to eat it, but thankfully was sober enough to Realize that this was a Thai Whore who could have had Hep or HIV. Anyway She eventually started to joke that I was drunk and wouldn’t come so after a few more minutes of hard banging in missionary I let her reach Her hand down and play with my nuts, with the aid of a quick handful of her muff juice under my nose, I eventually finished, rubber off, clothes on then back to the Tuk Tuk. I bunged the driver 500 baht which I suppose made it an expensive shag in all but I was in a hurry. I made the last 15 minutes of the footy, up to the room, quick rinse and then bed. Fortunately there were no itchies, don’t think I would have gotten away with blaming the bed sheets. I must engineer a trip back minus the missus but it was a nice sordid quicky, very enjoyable.