- Bangkok Travel Report Dated Added: Sat Apr 20 2002 Submitted by:
Leo's Top 3 Barfine-free establishments in Bangkok - ~~~~ As most of you reading this will already know, there is no prostitution in Thailand. Besides, it's illegal. What we have is a situation where a substantial number of women, from the predominantly poorest regions of the country, congregate in areas frequented by tourists to offer their companionship in return for a tip. This financial support finds its way back to those regions, providing vital economic sustenance to rural communities, and stimulating consumer spending, something the Thai economy badly needs. Your financial contribution is therefore a charitable contribution, the advantage being that you can actually meet and vet the recipients, rather than making donations to conventional charities where you never know if your money is being used to pay for directors' salaries or being swallowed by administrative costs. Being a charitable dude by nature, I visit Thailand twice a year to search for suitable recipients. Here are my three favourite establishments, where your contributions go entirely to the lady of your choice without incurring any taxes on the way.~~
~~1. BEER GARDEN, Soi 7, Sukhumvit - ~~ This long-established watering hole, which incidentally serves very good German food, has the advantage of being open all afternoon as well as until 2.00a.m. A steady stream of ladies, old as well as young, come in and out during the day. Many are over the hill, but if you are on your own and just looking for a drinking companion, many will be content with having drinks bought for them. A good place to sit is at the bar at the back facing the TV. From there, you can try and catch the eyes of those you fancy as they come out of the bathroom. Most will want 1000baht for a short time, but many of them are happy with longer relationships. ~~
~~2. COME PRIMA, Siam Hotel, New Petchuburi Road - ~~ This classy coffee shop, part of the slightly seedy Siam Hotel, has arguably the best collection of girls you can meet anywhere who still have all their clothes on. Inside the spacious coffee shop are two separate rooms, the one at the back being probably the more promising of the two. Nearly all the customers are Asian : since I live in Japan, being the only westerner in a room full of people is completely natural to me, although it may make some of you uncomfortable. The downside of the place is that many of the girls will go only with Asians, and will ignore all your advances. One reason is that the girls fear that, if their regular customers were to see them leave with a westerner, it would not be good for future business. Another reason is that many would prefer to go with someone from a similar culture to their own rather than with a fat, smelly drunken Caucasian. Anyway, the place to make contact is not inside the coffee shop, but outside in the car park, especially if a Friday or Saturday night. Some of the girls are very pretty, and often university students. Typically, they want 1500B for a short time in your hotel.~~
~~3. THERMAE, Sukhumvit Road - ~~ This infamous place has lost much of its ""raison d'etre" since the enforcing of the 2.30 closing there. In the good old days, it was where all the leftover a go-go girls went after closing time as well as professional and amateur freelancers. On a good day it can be very good, on a bad day atrocious, but is still an interesting place to hang out and people watch. 1000B~~ (Review # 5320)
- Bangkok Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Mar 20 2002 Submitted by: Savaloy
Just returned from BKK, and I must say what a wonderful time was had by all.~~The bars close at 2.00am now on the dot.~~The police are still raiding the bars but only looking for underage girls ( and rightly so ). It seems to be going backwards so much so that tops are off and some bars everything is off, what a delight.~~Even with all of the restrictions there is no shortage of pussy to enjoy full stop.~~I found the going rate to be 1500 Baht for all night not including the bar fine, which is still good although as you can see the price of the girls has gone up more than inflation.!!~~Anyway, I would strongly advise BKK for a good munching experience for any male, or female for that matter...~~Enjoy...!!~~ (Review # 5188)
- Bangkok Travel Report Dated Added: Wed Feb 27 2002 Submitted by: passingthru69
Need to update prior report, Guys while I was in Bangkok the ladies also hang out at German beer bar. They all there are free lancers. Good food there also.. Check out Big Dogs bar right at the entrance to Nana District. Fun watching ladies on there way to work. They come to work at go-go bars around 6, fun time for free watching them going in. I found several ladies that I would get for the day, 1500/2000 baht. take them out and treat them like ladies they are and you can have a good time with them. Went to Soi Cowboy, it's dead there. when we went. allot of ladies there. We went to Annie's to get massage in the afternoon, selection was bad at that time of day. We never did make it back to check out the action later. Found most of my fun in the coffee shop and restraint of the hotel. All free lancers. Guys have fun in Bangkok, and treat the ladies right and you can go a long way......Later (Review # 5101)
- Bangkok Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Feb 27 2002 Submitted by: passingthru69
Hello All, Well I just got back from my first trip to Thialand. What fun. I meet my friend there, he has been there before 7 times. We stayed at the Grace Hotel, real nice place. We got in late about 11:45 the 13th. of Feb. Got checked in and we went down to the coffee shop in the hotel, lower level. Never thought I would die and go to heaven. Well there were close to 30 ladies there, all sizes and shape, a couple came up and said hi to my friend as they knew him and he introduced me to them. Well I found a lady and we went to my room for short time.1000 baht. Well 2hrs later she left and damn good lady. Well I crashed for the night. We would make our rounds in the mornings. Foodland for breakfast then to the coffee shop to see what was there for maybe morning wake up.
~~~~ Then to the Golden Bar. down by Nana District. The ladies there are nice and friendly. Bar fine is 500 baht. Thurs. Valentine day the police were really cracking down as they had curfew at 10 for ladies under 18, they were checking ID's. Went to the G-spot, fun place ladies loved my long hair and beard. Had one trying to braid my hair while a dancer was giving me a piece of candy and she was getting jealous that another lady was trying to braid my hair.
~~~~Check out Hog's Breath in Nana District, Bob has free Texas chili on Sunday afternoon, lot of US guys stop in there for chili. They are great people there. Some of the gogo bars the ladies are like vultures as soon as you walk in. Be prepared, lady drinks are about 95 baght/130 baht. The hotel had ladies all around in coffee shop and in the restraint. I found Bin Lauden, him and 2000 Arabs where staying in hotel. The bars are all closing at 2am. new police order. Thermae is still open late after 2am. Enjoy it guys, I will be going back again. Will also submit review for Pattaya. Enjoy guys... I did ~~ (Review # 5099)
- Bangkok Travel Report Dated Added: Sun Feb 24 2002 Submitted by: Yuri ANDROPOV
My Stay in Bangkok; ~~~~I visited Bangkok in early February 2002 for three nights and here are some my experiences. I ENCOURAGE everyone accessing this site to share their unique experiences so that all of us learn and practice SAFE and CLEAN fun. ~~~~~~. I tried each night girls from the following: Massage, Lounge, and go-go Girls places~~ ~~Massage Pallor: Chaipaya Chao 2 on Sri Ayutthaya Road, it is about 300 yards walk from Phaya Thai Skytrain Stop-SAFE Walk: Fishbowl type of place. Had a decent Massage and sex for 1500 Bhat. The rooms for not that great, dark and a bit dirty but adequate. Have a VCR where there were music videos and porno movies, both Thai and Western. Not an upscale place. There are 4 category of girls:~~
~~Had traditional Thai Massage and sex that I selected from the Fishbowl. Girls giving Thai Massage were not that great looking. Chose the best out of a bad lot. If you want beauty, go to the yell area. Girl was nice for two hours. When selecting a girl, the are divided into the following FOUR categories:~~
~~ RED RIBBON: "Star Massage", 1600 baht (USD $37); bath + sex. ~~
~~ YELLOW RIBBON: "Superstar Massage", 1700 baht (USD $40); bath + sex; girl is more experienced at giving the bath and massage and the room may be a slightly higher quality than with Star Massage. ~~
~~ BLUE RIBBON: "Thai Traditional Massage", 500 baht (USD $12) for just a bath and therapeutic massage. 1500 baht for bath + massage + sex; the women appear older and are generally not attractive. ~~
~~ GREEN RIBBON: "Special Body Massage", 1600 baht (USD $37). In addition to the bath and sex, you get a body massage in which the girl massages you with her relatively large breasts.~~
~~~~Decent place but was NOT that fancy. We were in the Bathtub. Girl was a decent screw.~~~~
~~~~Nana: Hollywood 1; ~~~~A Go-go girl came up to me, she was attractive enough, paid a bar fine of 600 BHAT, 1000 Bhat for the Girl, and 250 Bhat for a room up to 2 hours. She was good, but AFTER I came she wanted to leave ASAP, and not hang out in bed. It was straight sex, so I cannot complain
~~~~Lounges-Impressionist Bar; ~~~~Renoir on Soi 33, near Prom Phong Skytrain Stop. ~~~~This is a sex club type of atmosphere as one would find in Amsterdam such as Club Elegance or Prague like the Lotus Club, but you will pay ½ the price. [Club Elegance you pay $300, Lotus Club Prague pay about $150, and here you will pay about $95 for one hour] Here are the prices:
~~~~1500 BHAT for Bar Fine
~~2000 Bhat for One hour
~~3000 Bhat for 2 hours
~~5000 Bhat for the whole night
~~~~300-600 Bhat for the room, unless your hotel allows you to bring the girl for free. Most hotels charge 800 Bhat for the girl. You can go to a short time hotel [up to 2 hours] for 300-600 Bhat.~~~~Have to negotiate what the girl wants, but if you go for least expensive route of one hour with the girl and a room, you will end up paying 4200 Bhat or $95. ~~~~Is it worth paying this kind of money in Bangkok for sex? It depends how one looks at it, the sexual experiences that they want to have, and their ability to pay. IF you want a girl for straight sex, shoot you load & say goodbye, and pay low prices, this is NOT the place for you. Go to Nana and Patpong and you will find what you want.~~
~~This Lounge was my BEST Sexual experience in Bangkok although I did pay a premium prices, over $100. It was worth if for me personally. What did get for my money?~~~~ A good classy club atmosphere where the girls welcome you but did not place any pressure on you. They will come over and try to talk to you, but will not pressure you for any sex as you would get it in Nana or Patpong. If you know some Thai, that would be nice.~~ The Girls were well dressed and they welcome you nicely. ~~ were a cut above the other Thai Girls in the Go-Go and Massage places in terms of their sophistication and personalities.~~ More intimacy. The Girl will stay lay next to you in bed after the sexual act and will hung. This nice as far as I am concerned. These are the little extra things that makes you feel good about the overall sexual experience afterwards, as oppose to a Massage or straight sex when one just shoots their load, cleans up, get dressed and leaves.
~~ Hotel Stay: Strongly recommend that you book a hotel room on MAIN road in Bangkok known as Sukhumvit Road in a Hotel NEXT to the Skytrain, or Bangkok’s mass Transit. Do NOT want to rely on the taxi. I stayed at a nice hotel-Hotel Amari Atrium, but at an inconvenient location. Real pain because I had to take a Taxi everywhere.
~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ (Review # 5086)
- Bangkok Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Feb 22 2002 Submitted by:
Hey guys, just stumbled across this site while planning my next trip to Bkk. For all you guys who are less than 30 there is no need for you to pick up prostitutes. There are so many college girls who want to hook up with foreigners. Most are well off too so its not like they are after your money. Try going to MBK (mahboonkrong shopping centre), RCA or Ladprao area. (Review # 5073)
- Bangkok Escort Review Dated Added: Tue Feb 05 2002 Submitted by: docpepper
Recently opened "Office Bar and Grill" - just off Soi 33 - absolutely glamourous girls - friendly staff - cheap drinks - great food - I have visited many bars/clubs in Bangkok but this is certainly number one. (Review # 4996)
- Bangkok Other Dated Added: Thu Jan 31 2002 Submitted by: lorik
I had a great time in BKK and avoided the tourist areas the whole time. My friend asked me to accompany him there to meet a woman he had met on the 'net. She got us large suites in a great hotel for $23 USD a night. She took care of the taxi from the airport and took us out shopping and eating. He had a great time with her, but what about me? Well, she had threee beautiful friends that were all anxious to meet me. All three wanted to spend time with me, all three wanted to screw me. After having one each day, I decided that one of them was far and above a better companion than the other two. So I spent my time hiding from the other two, and enjoying the hell out of my little sweetie. ~~The best part? They wanted me! All I paid for was food and drinks. And a present or two. ~~Thai women have the softest skin I have ever felt in my life! And very little pubic hair.~~I will be going back often, to see the girl I liked best and maybe her friends while she is at work. ~~Remember, if you are polite, friendly and kind, you won't have to pay for sex. Thai women really like American men for that reason. (Review # 4976)
- bangkok Travel Report Dated Added: Mon Jan 21 2002 Submitted by: JoJo76
Hello, I just got back Bangkok and let me tell you what I think from my experience. I traveled to Thailand a number of times these last 4 years. From my observation the farangs gets the ugliest girls. You know what I mean when you look at non-working Thai girls in Siam square and you compare their looks to the average bar girl. The Japanese gets the prettiest girl. I think it is because they pay the most. But, the Thai guys gets the best girls of them all. No matter what you think Thai man are the biggest customer for Thai working girls. Times has change a lot when it comes to prices and attitude. Back in 1998 the average price for long time was 2000 baht . Now the average price is 3000 baht. Some of these girls wants more than that too.
~~~~I notice that where every I go everybody wants a tip. The Thai people in general are becoming more money hungry. It is really annoying when you keep hearing someone saying "tip for me". You know what I mean if you been to Thailand. Another thing you have to be aware of is that these are working girls. Some of you might fall in love with a Thai girl. Just don't every fall in love with one. Allot of these girls have hard attitudes when it comes to love. Many of them had their hearts broken by Thai man. Some of them have babies by Thai man. Still some of these girls have Thai boyfriends on the side. I actually seen some of these guy pick up their girl friends after work. Most of these Thai guys I think are worthless because they don't work and depend on the girl for support. No matter what a Thai girls say about Thai man it is probably a lie.
~~~~When they say Thai man no good in reality a decent Thai man will not look at these girls. It is allot like back in your country would you date a street girl? When we come to Thailand that is what we are doing . My advice be a gentleman. Remember this is only business. The price range right now is 2000 baht short time and 3000 baht longtime. Massage parlor should be anywhere from 2000 - 4000 baht plus you should tip the girl. If you pay 2500 upfront for a massage than tip the girl about anywhere from500-1000 baht.
~~~~If you go to somewhere more expensive you should tip her a little more. Remember when you have sex with these girls be a gentleman and do not be rough. On the average a farang is much bigger than a Thai women. These Thai girls in general are usually small and the bigger you are will make more pain for her. I know allot of these girls will say "up to you". But, ask her what she wants to do? Ask her if she gets hurt in bed. You know what I mean for those guys out there that are either well endow or just plain big. ~~hope this helps.~~ (Review # 4933)
- Bangkok Escort Review Dated Added: Sat Jan 19 2002 Submitted by: Thai Trip
In Bangkok behind Soi Cowboy Street off Sukumvit road and soi 23 in the dirt lot with the go go bars is a bar called Lolita's. You can go in and get a blowjob behind a curtain for 600 baht. Condom or no condom. (Review # 4924)
- Bangkok Escort Review Dated Added: Mon Dec 24 2001 Submitted by: Peter
I was in Bangkok for only a week( first time) at the end of October 2001. There is a lot of information already about Bangkok, but I contribute a bit because I think this is a great site. I used this site before going and it really helped me.~~I had a full (non-sex) program during the day, so my problem was that the days only had 24 hours. If you want sex - and lots of it- and enough sleep as well, it was nearly impossible to fit it all in 24 hours!
~~~~O.K., here are some of the experiences I had:~~First of all, indeed it is right that everything closes at 2.00 a.m. But I don't see the problem, For example, my hotel was on Sukhumvit road, soi 13, just around the corner from the Thermae. Indeed it finishes at 2.00 a.m., but as all the bars do close, the girls come out of the bars , go out on the street and along Sukhumvit they still hang around for 1 to 2 hours til 4 o' clock while eating, drinking (you can buy beer on the street no problem) , laughing, joking and looking for business! The atmosphere is just great and it is very pleasant just hanging around, have jokes and eat and talk with all( well, not all) those lovely girls! Indeed, the Thermae is great for picking up Freelancers, but to me it looked more like a parking garage with bright lights where indeed loads of girls hang around (looking bored)just waiting for a customer.
~~~~It obviously wasn't a fraction of what it used to be, according to the things I read. It’s a great place for a short time pick up, as my hotel was around the corner. It is wise to do the dealing in the Thermae itself. This way you can tell the girl what you want and if she doesn't want to do it, go to the next one you like. It's that kind of place.~~I also read a lot of good things about Annie's massage parlour on Soi 2, so I decided to try it out. Indeed everything said about it was true. I'm not looking for superstars and pay 3000 or 4000 baht with the risk that they don't know how to perform a proper B.J.
~~~~Don't worry about that at Annie's. I describe one experience: I came in and the mama san had an offer to make: She said: " would you help me, if you want, there are two girls who didn't have any business today and I would like to keep them all happy", "so I will make you an offer: 2000 baht for two hours with two girls in the V.I.P. room"(!)They were nice enough looking, perhaps not the most beautiful, but all I was interested in was good service. So I took the offer( it sounded too good to be true). I didn't regret it till this day! They obviously were delighted to earn some money in the end and they proved they were worth it. They were in great form and one of them was even gently humming songs during the whole session.
~~~~They undressed me slowly, joking about the movement in my underpants, while taking off my shirt. I had to sit down in one of the chairs and the two of them kneeled down and put oil on my dick and started gently massaging it, while 4 cute and naughty eyes were looking me in the face. Even though my cock was shining with oil they started blowjobs, the two of them!. They did this very gently for about 10 minutes and then one of them decided to finish me off, which she did taking my whole load in her mouth, while the other had her arm around my neck, while giggling. This was heaven!
~~Then we went in to the tub and had lots of laughs and fun. I loved to stay in the bath because it was nice and warm. We stayed in there for half an hour and they were playing with me in every way. Then the other one gave me an equally good blow job and again taking it all in her mouth. I still had about an hour to go so we dried up and went on the bed. I had come twice, so I said no fucking, I want to relax. But that wasn't good enough for them. I eat both their pussy's and the one started to even sing louder. unbelievable! I was too tired to fuck so the two of them lay their heads on top of my legs and massaged my cock with oil till I came for the third time. I didn't have much cum at this stage, but I'm sure they wouldn't mind taking it over their face.
~~~~They cheered loudly when I came as if they just won a gold medal! The last twenty minutes we laid down and watched a bit of porno on the television (VIPs room), holding them tight against me, one in each arm. I tipped them both 500 bath. I should have given them more. I’m telling you, you simply can't get this service in Europe. So : be nice to them and they'll be nice to you!~~ (Review # 4817)
- Bangkok Other Dated Added: Tue Dec 18 2001 Submitted by: 007
Hi Guys, just went to BKK in Oct and thought I'd give you my notes. I did extensive research here first (which was so valuable). Most of what I have read here pans out to be pretty accurate. I only spent five days in BKK so I didn't have time to hit 1/2 the places I wanted to try.
~~~~I wasn't there an hour when I noticed that the notes on the 2AM closing are true. Nana was closing and it looked like the running of the bulls with everyone leaving. I picked up a girl outside and we went back to my hotel. (Landmark Hotel BTW: Highly recommended, but only stay there if you are looking for a really nice respectable place. It was gorgeous and the staff is first rate, even helped my ship back all the stuff I bought. You do need to be discreet here but no problem with bringing girls as long as you are discreet. Security/Concierge took her ID as we went up for safekeeping, which is actually a good thing, don't complain, and they called as she left to make sure it was OK to let her go)
~~~~Anyway, we went to my room after agreeing to 1000Baht/short time. She hadn't brought condoms (which is inexcusable) so she had to run and get some from the drug store. I had slipped the 1KBht into her shoe while she was in the shower so the transfer would be discreet later and when she left I realized my mistake and just knew that I had lost it all and that I wouldn't see her. She did come back though within about 15 minutes to my surprise. Her name is Gael, she's about 20 , very thin and extremely hot. ~~
~~Her only downside is a massive overbite, but other than that she is superfine. Neatly trimmed, almost shaved and tight. I realized right away that she was new, she gave a good BBBJ but wouldn't let me watch as she did it, she was embarrassed. Also she would giggle and squirm away every time I went to give her a little rubbing down there. Other than that she was pretty darn good. She did talk me into letting her stay all night (and wanted to show me all over town for the next several days, I had to talk my way out in the morning after getting another service and sending her on her way). 1000Baht, worth more though.~~~~
Next, I went to check out The Eden Club I had heard about here. I was turned off by what I saw at Nana the night before, very seedy. I went to Eden, OMFG!!. I didn't want to leave. I didn't want to go anywhere else. I went every day I was there (only working in Annie’s as a comparison, more on Annie’s later). Mark, the Frenchman was still there as owner, and was very polite, but you do need to pick rather quick. For all you who don't know here's the scene. You go in, it's a little bar with the counter on the left and the girls on the right. You get a drink, pick a cutie, and then she picks a girlfriend.
~~You go upstairs with them both for a set price of 1600B each to be paid to Mark at the end satisfaction guaranteed. On the way up to a room, you stop and they pick out toys and a video. You go in, and they shower you off and you hit the bed. Basically anything and everything goes. All girls do Oral and Anal. It's an hour and a half of total debauchery, and you can't help but bust out laughing during the session from pure delight. I swear you will die laughing at the silly and debaucherous things you will do. You can go as many times as you can get in. The girls will always try to get you off at least twice. Be nice to the girls, they will love you, be nice to Mark, he has such a good thing going here. Don't mess it up for us. God I hope it's there next time I make it back. It's in a Sub soi between 7 and 9 on Sukhumvit. Just find the street between 7 and 9 and go down, it's on the right about 40 yards.
~~~~Annies: It's everything people have said. Very good deal, professional, no BS, and good service. Located next to the Rajah hotel just past Nana about 75 yards on the right. ~~~~ ~~~~ (Review # 4798)
- Bangkok Swing Club Dated Added: Tue Nov 27 2001 Submitted by: Luver53
November 26, 2001. ~~~~Just returned from a week of "fun" in Bangkok and found a most interesting establishment. It is called the Eden Club, located in Bangkok. The address is Sukhumvit Road Soi 7/1. It has a bar, but the management prefers that you don't come there to drink. ~~~~The menu states that there are 35 lesbian girls that do anything - oral, anal, dildos, strap-ons and you can cum as many times as you want in 90 minutes. The price is 1600 baht per girl everything included. The price goes up to 1900 baht after 7:00 in the evening. Room provided and you are garanteed to be satisfied or you don't pay. When I was there you had to sign up for a time as it was crowded. Well worth a visit. (Review # 4696)
- Bangkok Street Action Dated Added: Fri Nov 23 2001 Submitted by: E
Generally, the quality of girls outside Nana is pretty average. Come kicking out time at Nana (2am) the numbers swell for short a period and then die away. However, be choosy and you'll often find a girl who is most definitely very acceptable. Of course be safe - condoms are an absolute must. But also be nice. Remember a lot of these girls aren't pros but office or factory workers looking to make a bit of extra cash on the side for themselves or more likely for their families. (Review # 4668)
- Bangkok Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Oct 24 2001 Submitted by: Weak Man
Well, I read the old reviews and since I was going there on business and not getting laid lately in the US I decided to check out the infamous "SOI COWBOY"!~~ Let me tell ya'- "one night in Bangkok makes a strong man weak" - TRUTH.
~~~~~~ Me and some buds were on business there and we planned on hittin' those brown bellies long, deep, and continuous. We started that Saturday night we arrived (LONG FLIGHT from Atlanta, Narita, Bangkok) moving straight to the Soi Cowboy right after Dinner.~~There was some construction right down from the entrance to the alley but we persevered.
~~~~First bar we hit - "The Apache" small but staffed with cuties. I feel a urge growing and I try to order another drink without staring at the nice lady feeling my dick. ~~ There is a drink you have to try "Mekong Leepo" which is just like a Mekong and Coke but they use LIPO (liquid multi-vitamin w/a ton of herby shit) instead of coke. Can't order it in a nice place but the strip bars will get it if you ask for it (the Thais use Lipo to get it up and KEEP it up!!). Trust me - this drink RULES!
~~~~~~ So, anyway she's feelin' me up and I say "lets move down the street and check out the next place before I have to go home early" - Next stop "LONG GUNS" (or long gun - can't remember- even though I spent 4 days in this joint!) GREAT Place!!! My friend is married to a Thai who used to work here and we are treated like Kings!! We have all the best women and the Mekong was flowing hard. I look over and see my buddy named "Lick my ass" with his thumb up the ass of one of the dancers on STAGE! He has a Mekong leepo in one hand and his other thumb up her ass. One long story of many.
~~~~ Here to the chase. Sex is great - take her back to your place (will cost bar fine of 400 baht but worth it) long time price was 800-1000 baht if you treated her nice. Plus I tipped 200-400 baht. This was in Fall, 2000. BE PICKY!!! Get what you want and experience 'ho chasers know this is true - OPEN YOUR MOUTH!! Tell her no you don't care for her or yes you want to fuck her. DO NOT "BUTTERFLY"! Don't tell some girl you like her and then get with some other chick in the same joint!! (I didn't have a problem getting girls from different bars at different times). WEAR CONDOMS!! (I can't say I did this always but I sure regret it now). BE NICE! She's just trying to do her job.
~~~~ But above all, GET LAID!!! Best sex I've ever had with the most beautiful women (they were in fantastic shape - and natural light brown skin!) in the world.~~Sadly, I had to return to the land of the "Moon Cows" - big, white, angry American women.~~
~~I will try to write again soon,~~Take care, and "Good Fucking"~~Weak man~~ (Review # 4503)
- Travel Report Dated Added: Tue Oct 16 2001 Submitted by: James
I have read so much about what travelers have wrote about Thailand. The strip clubs, A-Go-Go girls and many others. There is very little I have heard about some secret places where you can openly walk in and ask for a girl.~~~~
~~Well, there is such a place call "Happy House" in Soi 1, off Sukumvit road in Bangkok. If you ask a taxi man to bring you there, you have to pay more as they have to pay him some tips. So, just simply ask the taxi to drop you off at Landmark Hotel, walk across the road and go into soi 1 which is a lane.~~
~~About 150 meters into the lane, you will find to your right a plane call Happy House. In there you can find a wide selection of girls and some with superstar status at a cost of about 1500-2500 baht according to the girl. The girl will spend the whole day and night with you. You can take her from 1pm to the next morning.~~
~~The girls there really know how to please people, so go there and tell me more. There is a girl by the name of Jang and her number is 21 and she can speak good English which is a plus.~~
~~Go there and find out for yourself, there is at least 100 girls there to choose from. Good luck and they are all good and lovely.~~ (Review # 4447)
- Bangkok Escort Review Dated Added: Wed Oct 03 2001 Submitted by:
Most of the agogos at Clinton Plaza are closed! It used to be really good, but the 2AM police-enforced bar shutdown has killed the agogos at Clinton Plaza.~~~~Nana Plaza - the a-holes have raised prices of beer to 110 baht - a 20% increase. Those of us who come to Bangkok frequently are boycotting Nana Plaza. Plus, the girls getting fatter, older, uglier, and less fun than before the 2AM closing.~~~~Soi Cowboy - the girls are asking B2000/night plus bar fine! Don't pay more than B1000. And many of the bars are now bikini, not topless. The show at Long Gun is now terrible - nothing but hags!~~~~Thermae is closing at 2AM. The action is on Sukhumvit after 2:15AM between Soi 4 and Soi 15.~~~~Thailand is not as fun as before Thaskin and the "Thai Love Thai" party came into power last winter. Tourism is down and the Thais are trying to raise prices! They are incredibly stupid in this regard. My advice: Canadians, Americans - head to Brazil! Europeans - head to Amsterdam!~~~~Thailand is not the fun place it was just 6 months ago!~~ (Review # 4397)
- Bangkok Travel Report Dated Added: Fri Sep 14 2001 Submitted by: Gregg
Hi folks, I just returned from Thailand and I thought you like to know that the new government has declared war on the nightlife entertainment business. While I was there for three days, all the police had chased people out of the clubs at 1:00am. I have never seen so many police in all my life and I traveled to Thailand once before. On one Monday, all the club owners had a protest all over Thailand, but as far as I know it didn't do any good. Good luck to anyone heading out there. (Review # 4329)
- Bangkok Escort Review Dated Added: Fri Aug 31 2001 Submitted by:
Went to Darling Massage, off Soi Nana. The cost was Bt 2500. The girls were sitting around in the viewing room. Selected one with large tits for a Thai. Appeared to be 20 or so. In the room she stripped me first. Lot of caressing. She then stripped herself. She was short, about 5 ft. Had outstanding tits, jutting out, proud with no sag. Possible 36c. On so small a girl they looked huge. I made her sit on the sofa and lay down in her lap and suckled her for about 5 min. She was most cooperative and was playing with my cock. She had started the water in the tub and we moved there. She thoroughly washed me and started to suck. She was good and after a few minutes of play, I shot into her mouth and all over her breasts and face. She cleaned me thoroughly and dried me. On the bed she gave me a 30 min massage. As she was doing it I was busy fondling her. That got me erect. She sensed I wanted her and was cooperative. This time she put a condom on, and I mounted her. She accommodated all positions. It was savage sex, and I came in a gush. I tipped her Bt 1000. What I liked most was her cooperativeness. She never said no, and worked hard at everything including the massage. She deserved every cent. Including drinks and tips the total cost was about $90 for over and hour. Great deal! (Review # 4252)
- Bangkok Strip Club Review Dated Added: Thu Jul 26 2001 Submitted by: kt
Nana Entertainment Plaza 3rd floor, Carnival is still hot from 11PM. You just choose a girl who you find interesting, you pay for her drink (100bt) and yours (100bt). If you need to go your hotel, you need to pay 500bt. I had a stupid hotel, Zenith Sukumbit, Sukumbit soi 3, that requested 500bt for a midnight visitor. But it was not much for me. After I enjoyed myself with her, I paid her 2000bt which we negotiated BEFORE we started. Please remember to do this. (Review # 4036)
- Bangkok Other Dated Added: Mon Jun 18 2001 Submitted by: Anon
I'm in shock right now. I've just been accosted by a ladyboy. It's 1:30am in Bangkok. I was just walking down soi 11 back to Sukhumvit Road from a nice, upscale club (Q Bar). Shoulda took a taxi, I now realize. I'm walking down this almost deserted street when up ahead of me I see what appears to be a prostitute wearing a skirt get up from a bench. I look away, intending to avoid eye contact and a hassle, but sure enough, she's coming straight for me, with a big old smile, right arm outstretched for a handshake - "HIIIII!". I wince and avert my eyes, putting my hand out in front of me, indicating the direction I want to go (straight ahead, to the left of her and beyond!) while at the same time nodding a little. Just a little polite body language I picked up while living in Japan. It means "sorry, but I'm not interested - I'm going this way", and oughta be understood by anyone anywhere.
But NO, this freak doesn't want to hear that! (Incidentally, when I saw that arm stretched out towards me, it sure looked awfully muscular to be a girls arm, confirming my worst fear - this was not even just an aggressive prostitute, but a LADYBOY (Thai transvestite and/or transsexual). I look behind me to make sure there are no cars and start to cross the street to my left. Too late. He's already grabbed my right arm. I ignore this and continue to cross the street at a rapid pace. He says "What you WAAANT?!?!" while reaching for my unit with his other hand. Totally missed it and instead got one of my balls and squeezed. That did it. I went for the jugular. With my right hand I grabbed his neck, just trying to push him away from me, while shouting "GET OUT!". To my amazement, even THIS didn't do the trick! He held fast to both my arm and ball!!!! Then I shouted "GET THE F*CK OUT!!!!!!!!!" and threw him to the pavement to my left while screaming "AAAAAAHHHHH!!!" trying to get attention/help from SOMEBODY, and ran the hell outta there! As I ran I noticed another ladyboy (?) sitting on the curb, smiling with amusement, like this kinda thing happens every night. Goddamnit. Good thing he didn't give chase, 'cause I don't know what I would've done to him. (Review # 3776)
- Bangkok Other Dated Added: Wed May 30 2001 Submitted by: Anon
A great place for Bangkok info is http://www.nanaplaza.com/cgi-b2/ultimatebb.cgi (Review # 3640)
- Bangkok Escort Review Dated Added: Thu May 17 2001 Submitted by: Hawthonian SJD
Guys, gonna love this place. The Mercure Hotel. There's just one in Bangkok, so you can ask a cabbie to take you there. I was bored one night (in Oct 1998)- due to tiredness - so I decided to find some action. It was about midnight when I jumped in a cab and said to the Taxi Driver "don gaan gaalee" (I want a prostitute). He smiled and said " ok, wait 10 minutes". True to his promise we arrived at the Mercure and, as James Bond would put it, PUSSY GALORE !!
The cabbie entered with me following, practically concealing my growing cock. He led me to the basement. I was shittin myself a bit, coz you hear all sort of things and can never be too careful. This feeling increased slightly when I saw a giant Thai man with a Sumo Wrestler's build and his side kick was a weasle-looking guy with a nasty scar running from his eye to chin. What a pair of dicks these guys looked. If they said it was Thursday - it was fukkin Thursday as far as I was concerned. I would not have argued.
Anyway, all was well. We negotiated a price and to my horror I did not have enough money on me. Naturally I was not carrying any credit cards either. I think the price was about 3000 baht (70 USD). Luckily, the taxi driver said he would make up the shortfall of about 200 baht and would wait for me outside. So the deal was done - on the basis that I would pay the taxi driver back when I got to the Hotel later.
Next, the big Sumo guy walked up to a blackened window and knocked it and shouted something in Thai. I did not know what the fukk he was doing. But then I learned!! Out walked a parade of 20 stunning Thai girls - dressed with class, sass and sex. The Sumo said in broken English "haa haa - take your pick my frien(d)". I could have taken 5 minutes studying them all coz the beauty was in abundance. I made my decision to go for the most petite and young. She was about 18 or 19, 5 feet fuck all in height, and donning a tight Orange satin dress that was super short and had my trousers twitching immediately. I pointed her out and within a minute I was in a large mirrored room with a sunken bath that would have accommodated a football team.
The usual warm bubbly water and sensual massage/wash followed and it was heaven gentlemen !! She washed my entire body WITH HER PERT (B-CUP) TOP BOLLOX. The sex was great, doggy and all the floor positions (My HEAD UNDER HER LEG BENEATH MY ARM UNDER HER TOE) it was like playing Twister In The Nude.
I actually reckon I was being filmed coz there was, I am certain, one-way mirror there. SO as I was pummeling her from behind I made a point of pulling some wildly exaggerated "fuck faces" in the mirror. I imagined whoever was watching or filming us, would have been roaring with laughter - coz I know that I was laughing inside - but not out loud.
I finished the job and got a ride home in the taxi. Much to my amazement the driver said he would come back for the money I owed him tomorrow. I was checking out at 7am the next day and arranged for him to come for his cash at 7am. He was a bit late and I was turding my undies because the missus was also due to meet me at 7-15. Luckily he got there before the missus and disappeared sharpish. Pheeew !!
I went back to the Mercure again there again a few days later and did the Biz with some other girl - she was not as good as the first and complained that my dick was hurting her. I think it was a ploy to get me to give her more money - which I certainly did not do. I ended up taking some photos of her to compensate for the crap sex. However, the camera was a cheap one and the photos never came out very well.
Turns out too that the two dodgy looking guys were actually very cool indeed. I guess their appearance was meant to be a bit threatening. A necessity in that profession, I think. I am off to BKK again soon and I will go back to the mercure to see if the quality has changed at all. If anyone would like to e-mail me for more info on BKK - please do so at michaelowenz@hotmail.com Happy prodding !!! Hawthonian SJD (Review # 3544)
- Bangkok Travel Report Dated Added: Fri Apr 13 2001 Submitted by: friend
Hi Folks,~~~~ I just came back from Bangkok last week and would like to share my experience. Not that it is something unusual, but I though another reminder and caution to all you Sex loving friends is a must.~~~~I was in Bangkok for 3 nights and happened to call upon girls from the many Escort service Companies listed in the yellow pages.~~~~I must tell you that all these companies are mostly fakes and are BIG LIARS. They will promise you something and send you something else. They will say YES to all your needs and requirements and assure you that they are sending what you are asking for. But it is never like that.~~I have tried this out many times, in the hope that maybe it was my bad luck all other times.~~But it is not so.~~You have to be RERALLY VERY LUCKY to get a nice girl.~~But one thing is there for sure. All the girls they send are very well cultured and very decent behaving.~~But they are not beautiful. I have never got a girl whom I can rate more than a 5-6.~~~~So, I would suggest Nana Entertainment Plaza, where you can choose on your own.~~~~Bye...happy Traveling.~~ (Review # 3384)
- Bangkok Travel Report Dated Added: Sat Mar 17 2001 Submitted by: thaiwatcher
The new government has now began to shut down Bangkok at 2:00am. As of March, 2001, there's no place to go after 2:00am. Including Thamae! As the New World Order of schemes begins to develop here, Thailand adapting the corporate rules of the west, I won't be surprised if they begin to shutdown the girl bars and put prostitution to a halt. Its only a matter of time. (Review # 3296)
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